# E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile
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***SIGN*** #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
**[01:32] Masamune**
*Who was it?*
**[01:34] Girls**
Huh?
**[01:34] Masamune**
*Who sent me this letter?*
**[01:36] Girls**
Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
**[01:39] Girl**
No way! Mine, too!
**[01:41] Masamune**
*Could it be Adagaki Aki?*
**[01:43] Masamune**
* No... She wouldn't do anything*
* underhanded like send a letter.*
**[01:47] Masamune**
*If she were going to expose me,*
**[01:49] Masamune**
* she'd wait for the perfect moment*
* when it'd be the most effective.*
***SIGN*** Moleo
**[01:52] Masamune**
*Then who knows about my past?*
**[01:56] Kojuurou**
What? What's up?
**[01:57] Masamune**
Er, um...
**[01:59] Masamune**
*Could it actually be him?*
**[02:02] Tae**
What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
You've got a scary look on your face.
**[02:06] Masamune**
O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
**[02:10] Guy**
Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
**[02:14] Kojuurou**
Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
**[02:16] Guy**
This guy actually has a
pig's foot in his lunch today.
**[02:19] Guy2**
Like, the whole thing? Why?
**[02:21] Guy3**
My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
**[02:23] Masamune**
*O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.*
**[02:27] Masamune**
* I don't ever want to relive that*
* dark time in my past again.*
**[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1**
Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
**[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2**
Say, "I'm going to take over
my dad's company, oink!"
**[02:37] Girl**
What's wrong?
**[02:39] Girl2**
Are you not feeling well?
**[02:41] Masamune**
* Even if these girls are nice*
* to a hottie like me now...*
***SIGN*** High School Newspaper
***SIGN*** Breaking News
***SIGN*** The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
**[02:46] Girl**
Huh?
**[02:47] Girl**
No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
**[02:49] Teacher**
I can't say I appreciate this deception.
**[02:52] Guy**
Makabe, go buy me a drink.
**[02:54] Guy2**
You're used to that, right?
**[02:55] Guy3**
Of course you'd get found out,
even if you try to cover it up.
**[02:58] Guy 4**
You've got some nerve for
a guy on the lowest rung.
**[03:01] Kojuurou**
I'm so disappointed.
**[03:05] Masamune**
No! Stop!
**[03:11] Sensei**
What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
and read from the third paragraph.
**[03:21] Masamune**
I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
**[03:25] Sensei**
You're really that moved
by the *The Tale of Heike*?
**[03:25] Girl**
Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
**[03:29] Masamune**
*No, I need to find the one...*
**[03:31] Masamune**
* Unknown X, the one who sent*
* me the "Pig's Foot" letter...*
**[03:38] Masamune**
*If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,*
**[03:42] Masamune**
*my revenge and everything else is done for.*
**[03:44] Masamune**
* Even after I got adopted by Grandpa*
* and changed my last name...*
**[03:48] Masamune**
* Those nightmarish eight years*
* drenched in sweat and tears*
**[03:52] Masamune**
*will all be wasted effort.*
**[03:55] Masamune**
*Who is Unknown X?*
**[03:59] Masamune**
What am I supposed to do?
**[04:01] Masamune**
I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
**[04:09] Masamune**
Wh-What the?!
**[04:11] Guy**
I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
**[04:13] Gy**
A BL sandwich and—
**[04:14] Masamune**
* So this is the lunchtime school*
* shop race that I've heard about.*
**[04:32] Masamune**
*Huh? Could that be...*
**[04:41] Masamune**
*That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.*
**[04:45] Masamune**
U-Um...
**[04:48] Masamune**
Are you okay?
**[04:50] Yoshino**
So Heaven, it turns out,
**[04:52] Yoshino**
is just like school.
**[04:55] Masamune**
Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
**[04:58] Yoshino**
Now that I'm dead, I can
finally speak ill of it.
**[05:01] Yoshino**
Fate continues to blow its icy
cold breath at me without end.
**[05:07] Yoshino**
Period.
**[05:07] Masamune**
*What the hell is going on here?*
**[05:10] Masamune**
Hey... Koiwai-san?
**[05:12] Yoshino**
But... I can't buy them now.
**[05:15] Yoshino**
I can't go back.
***SIGN*** Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
**[05:21] Masamune**
Huh? You want me to go buy them?
**[05:25] Yoshino**
Yeah...
**[05:26] Masamune**
Why me?!
***SIGN*** Tanisaki Bread
**[05:29] Lady**
Thanks.
**[05:31] Lady**
All right, next.
**[05:32] Masamune**
F-Five explosive croquette buns
and four cutlet sandwiches.
**[05:36] Lady**
Sure thing. Thanks.
**[05:40] Masamune**
*Holy crap, they're so heavy!*
***SIGN*** Croquette
***SIGN*** Explosive
**[05:46] Yoshino**
This must be a dream.
Like the final illusion that
**[05:49] Yoshino**
the Little Match Girl saw...
**[05:51] Masamune**
I bought the damn things for you!
**[05:53] Yoshino**
One... two... three...
**[05:57] Yoshino**
four... five.
**[06:00] Yoshino**
You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
**[06:02] Masamune**
Wha...
**[06:09] Masamune**
Those buns... The one who wants
them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
**[06:15] Masamune**
Do you mind if I come with you?
**[06:18] Masamune**
* I might be able to find out*
* whether she's Unknown X or not.*
**[06:23] Yoshino**
Sneak, sneak, sneak...
**[06:26] Masamune**
Hold on a sec.
**[06:27] Yoshino**
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
**[06:29] Yoshino**
Forgive me. Forgive me.
**[06:32] Masamune**
After you had that much fun,
**[06:33] Masamune**
it's only natural that you
pay me back with your body.
**[06:37] Yoshino**
I'm sowwy...
**[06:43] Masamune**
Sorry, I was just kidding.
**[06:46] Masamune**
I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
**[06:50] Masamune**
Really, I promise.
**[06:51] Masamune**
I'll properly explain everything
to her. Don't worry.
**[06:56] Yoshino**
Really?
**[07:02] Masamune**
*You're just like*
**[07:04] Masamune**
* Cinderella getting bullied*
* by her wicked stepmother.*
**[07:09] Masamune**
* I can totally relate, being a*
* former "Pig's Foot" myself.*
**[07:13] Aki**
You're late!
***SIGN*** Evil Stepmother
***SIGN*** The Top Princess of the School
**[07:18] Aki**
Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
**[07:21] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:22] Aki**
A preschooler on their first shopping
run would be faster than you.
**[07:26] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:28] Aki**
Yoshino, you idiot.
**[07:29] Yoshino**
I'm sorry.
**[07:38] Masamune**
*And how is she a princess?*
**[07:44] Masamune**
* Well, this isn't something a hater*
* like me wants to really see, either.*
**[07:52] Masamune**
You okay?
**[07:54] Aki**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[07:57] Aki**
Yoshino?
**[07:59] Aki**
She ran away, didn't she?
**[08:00] Masamune**
She went to buy some tea
**[08:02] Masamune**
for you.
**[08:07] Aki**
What are you doing here?
**[08:09] Masamune**
Just dropping by to say hi
and see how you're doing.
**[08:14] Masamune**
* She ate all that even before*
* the bread? Unbelievable.*
**[08:18] Aki**
A-And how are you doing? You know...
**[08:22] Masamune**
Oh, my cut hand?
**[08:24] Masamune**
Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
**[08:26] Masamune**
and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
**[08:29] Masamune**
*Actually, it still hurts like hell.*
**[08:31] Aki**
I had no intention of getting you involved.
**[08:34] Masamune**
* That's right. Let it hurt*
* your pride even more.*
**[08:38] Masamune**
* It's all part of my plan to gain*
* a mental advantage over you.*
**[08:42] Aki**
Hmph.
**[08:43] Masamune**
* Given that things are going*
* as I'd planned so far,*
**[08:45] Masamune**
* the "Unknown X" who sent*
* me the Pig's Foot letter*
**[08:48] Masamune**
*isn't Adagaki Aki.*
***SIGN*** Pig's Foot
**[08:50] Masamune**
*Then who...*
**[08:53] Masamune**
So infuriating.
**[08:55] Aki**
W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
**[08:59] Masamune**
Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
**[09:00] Yoshino**
I'm back!
**[09:10] Aki**
You idiot! Don't look!
**[09:11] Aki**
Close your eyes!
**[09:13] Masamune**
My eyes! My eyes!
***SIGN*** Strawberry Milk
**[09:27] Masamune**
Huh, what? For me, too?
**[09:31] Masamune**
*Th-Thank you, Cinderella.*
**[09:34] Aki**
Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
**[09:37] Aki**
She's always bowing her head and
fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
**[09:41] Aki**
You should stop being so nice to everyone.
**[09:45] Aki**
What's with that look?
**[09:46] Masamune**
Nothing.
**[09:47] Aki**
It's fine when she's nice to me.
**[09:49] Aki**
It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
**[09:52] Masamune**
No, it's just that you have
cutlet sauce on your nose.
**[09:58] Masamune**
And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
**[10:02] Aki**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:05] Masamune**
Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
**[10:08] Masamune**
Maybe I want you to rely on me
**[10:11] Masamune**
more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
**[10:24] Aki**
Wh-What's his deal?!
**[10:27] Masamune**
*All right! I nailed it!*
**[10:29] Masamune**
*Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!*
**[10:32] Masamune**
* Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy*
* who saved her and even shed blood for her*
**[10:37] Masamune**
*if he said something like that.*
**[10:39] Guy**
You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
**[10:42] Girl**
I didn't think you'd actually
come to save me.
**[10:46] Guy**
Don't ever doubt me again.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu**
Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
***SIGN*** Rose-eyed Steroid
**[10:52] Masamune**
*I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!*
**[10:55] Masamune**
*I can do this!*
**[10:56] Masamune**
*Now if she falls for me even more...*
**[10:59] Masamune**
* The "Dead or Love" Plan will*
* move another step forward!*
**[11:06] Aki**
Idiot.
**[11:15] Masamune**
*Next, I need to get her email address.*
**[11:17] Masamune**
* I've never asked a girl*
* for her email address,*
**[11:20] Masamune**
*but at this rate, it won't be a problem!*
**[11:32] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot.
**[11:40] Yoshino**
Are you trying to get back
at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
**[11:50] Masamune**
Why do you know my old nickname?!
**[11:55] Masamune**
* A little girl like her wasn't among*
* the kids that bullied me in the past.*
**[12:00] Masamune**
*Even around Aki...*
**[12:02] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[12:03] Masamune**
*Wait a sec.*
**[12:08] Masamune**
*She's there!*
**[12:09] Masamune**
You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
**[12:16] Masamune**
Ow...
**[12:18] Yoshino**
My family has served the Adagakis
**[12:21] Yoshino**
for generations.
**[12:24] Yoshino**
We've been nothing but
attendants for 300 years.
**[12:27] Masamune**
* She's totally one of*
* Adagaki Aki's lackeys!*
**[12:31] Masamune**
* To Cinderella, Aki wasn't*
* an evil stepmother,*
**[12:34] Masamune**
*but a master to serve!*
**[12:38] Masamune**
*It's all over.*
**[12:40] Masamune**
* I was completely fooled by her*
* Cinderella-like nature.*
**[12:45] Masamune**
*My revenge comes to an end here...*
**[12:49] Masamune**
If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
**[12:52] Masamune**
I still have no regrets about
trying to give that woman
**[12:55] Masamune**
a taste of her own medicine.
**[12:58] Yoshino**
That's fine. Why don't you do it?
**[13:04] Yoshino**
I'll even help you out.
**[13:13] Mizuno**
What do you think about having a
tea party after school, Aki-sama?
**[13:17] Mizuno**
My father bought some macarons from Paris.
**[13:20] Aki**
Sadly, I have school beautification
committee duties today.
**[13:23] Kiba**
You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
passionate about your committee duties.
**[13:27] Kaneko**
Too amazing!
**[13:30] Masamune**
*What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?*
**[13:33] Masamune**
*There's no way I can trust her.*
**[13:36] Masamune**
* This might be another trap.*
* I have to do this on my own!*
**[13:40] Masamune**
*Yeah!*
**[13:41] Masamune**
* This revenge plan is for me!*
* I won't change anything!*
**[13:44] Masamune**
* I need to become email buddies*
* with her first, as planned.*
**[13:49] Tae**
Masamune-kun!
**[13:51] Tae**
You can't get back to class that way.
**[13:53] Masamune**
Futaba-san.
**[13:55] Tae**
Are you still not used to this school?
**[13:57] Tae**
Want me to make you a map?
**[14:00] Masamune**
Nah, I'd feel bad.
**[14:02] Tae**
Thanks!
**[14:03] Tae**
And checking up on transfer students
is part of the class rep's job.
**[14:07] Tae**
I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
**[14:10] Tae**
Now, come on. This way.
**[14:14] Tae**
So we've been talking about
having a barbecue as a class.
**[14:19] Tae**
It'll be a lot of fun.
**[14:21] Masamune**
*I'll try it out here first.*
**[14:25] Masamune**
So, Futaba-san...
**[14:28] Masamune**
Why don't we exchange email—
**[14:30] [SONG] Sign**
Edit
***SIGN*** Friends
***SIGN*** Add
***SIGN*** Profiles
***SIGN*** Makabe Masamune
**[14:31] Masamune**
Email... email...
***SIGN*** 0 Contacts
**[14:33] Masamune**
*Huh? Huh?*
**[14:36] Masamune**
* Asking a girl for her email*
* address is super hard!*
**[14:40] Tae**
What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
**[14:42] Masamune**
Sorry! I have to get back to class!
**[14:45] Tae**
What? Let's go together!
**[14:48] Masamune**
H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
a common sense quiz!
**[14:51] Masamune**
When you exchange email addresses,
**[14:52] Masamune**
the number of contacts you have
will be shared, as well.
**[14:54] Masamune**
True or false?
**[14:57] Kojuurou**
I think it's false.
**[14:59] Masamune**
Really? You're certain, right?
**[15:01] Masamune**
Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
**[15:03] Kojuurou**
Why are you so worried about that?
**[15:06] Masamune**
*Because I've never done it, duh!*
**[15:08] Masamune**
*Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!*
**[15:10] Masamune**
*Well, that's good, though.*
**[15:12] Masamune**
* Exchanging email addresses doesn't*
* mean she'll find out I'm all alone.*
**[15:15] Masamune**
* Isn't there some kind of situation*
* where it wouldn't be awkward*
**[15:18] Masamune**
*for me to ask for her email address?*
**[15:21] Tae**
Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
**[15:24] Guy**
Well, you're the class rep, right?
**[15:26] Guy**
We can't just give class B special treatment.
**[15:29] Tae**
I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
**[15:34] Girl**
What's wrong, Futaba-san?
**[15:35] Tae**
The school beautification
committee lost a member,
**[15:38] Tae**
so they're looking for someone
to fill in until summer.
**[15:45] Masamune**
Want me to do it?
**[15:48] Masamune**
I haven't joined any committees yet.
**[15:51] Tae**
Really? Are you sure?
**[15:53] Masamune**
Yeah, if it's for you.
**[15:58] Masamune**
*This is my chance!*
**[16:03] Girl**
Makabe-kun, you really came!
**[16:06] Girl**
I'm so happy! Thank goodness
I'm in this committee!
**[16:08] Masamune**
Oh, please...
**[16:12] Masamune**
*Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!*
**[16:14] Guy**
Please begin working.
**[16:19] Masamune**
*What am I doing?*
**[16:21] Masamune**
* "Oh, what a coincidence!*
* Is this the red string of fate?"*
**[16:24] Masamune**
*That didn't have to happen,*
**[16:26] Masamune**
* but you could have reacted*
* at least a little bit!*
**[16:31] Masamune**
*I freak out over exchanging email addresses,*
**[16:33] Masamune**
* I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm*
* deathly scared of spiders.*
**[16:36] Masamune**
* If people could see into me,*
* they'd see how worthless I am.*
**[16:42] Masamune**
*No one would want to go out with me.*
**[16:44] Masamune**
* Thinking I could make that woman*
* fall for me like this was crazy.*
**[16:48] Tae**
Sorry, Masamune-kun.
**[16:50] Tae**
I pushed something really
troublesome onto you.
**[16:55] Masamune**
No...
**[16:56] Masamune**
No, no!
**[16:57] Masamune**
You don't need to feel
responsible for this at all.
**[17:00] Tae**
It's okay. I know it myself.
**[17:03] Tae**
I'm always meddling.
**[17:06] Tae**
I'm nothing like you, someone who
helps without saying a word.
**[17:11] Masamune**
*Wait... Wait, wait!*
**[17:13] Masamune**
*Am I actually in that golden situation*
**[17:16] Masamune**
*where I'm all alone with a girl?*
**[17:18] Masamune**
*And she went out of her way to find me?*
**[17:23] Masamune**
Class Rep...
**[17:24] Tae**
Say...
**[17:26] Tae**
The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
**[17:29] Tae**
but would you like to
go to a movie sometime?
**[17:32] Tae**
Like, just the two of us?
**[17:34] Masamune**
*Movie? By movie, do you mean...*
**[17:37] Masamune**
* Sitting next to each other, with our*
* hands touching on the arm rest...*
**[17:40] Masamune**
* Watching a gory movie, with her*
* screaming and grabbing on to me...*
**[17:43] Masamune**
* Going out for drinks later*
* and talking about the movie,*
**[17:46] Masamune**
*leading to talking about a relationship?*
**[17:47] Masamune**
*Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?*
**[17:52] Masamune**
*No! I almost forgot my main objective!*
**[17:55] Masamune**
U-Um... Right now, I'm...
**[17:59] Tae**
R-Right. Of course you're busy.
**[18:06] Tae**
Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
**[18:09] Masamune**
No, not at all....
**[18:13] Tae**
Do your best, Masamune-kun.
**[18:23] Masamune**
*Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?*
**[18:26] Masamune**
*This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!*
**[18:29] Masamune**
*Thank you, Futaba-san!*
**[18:30] Masamune**
* You just gave me an insane*
* amount of confidence!*
**[18:34] Masamune**
*What?!*
**[18:37] Aki**
I came to get a new bucket.
**[18:40] Masamune**
Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
**[18:43] Masamune**
* My expressions... I still can't*
* control my expressions!*
**[18:47] Aki**
That girl isn't on the school
beautification committee, is she?
**[18:50] Masamune**
That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
**[18:53] Masamune**
Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
**[18:56] Aki**
It must be nice, being so popular.
**[18:59] Masamune**
*Oh, my. What's this?*
**[19:01] Masamune**
* Did I just hear a bit of*
* prickliness in your voice?*
**[19:04] Masamune**
*Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?*
**[19:08] Masamune**
It doesn't matter if some girl I
have no feelings for asks me out.
**[19:10] Aki**
Really? Then who would
you like to ask you out?
**[19:13] Masamune**
Adagaki-san.
**[19:18] Masamune**
*All right, what's it going to be?*
**[19:20] Masamune**
*The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun*
**[19:23] Masamune**
*basically just asked you out.*
**[19:25] Masamune**
Well? I wouldn't mind going
with you, Adagaki-san.
**[19:31] Aki**
Thanks.
**[19:35] Masamune**
*"Thanks"? "Thanks"?!*
**[19:38] Masamune**
*W-Well done, Masamune!*
**[19:40] Masamune**
* You did good. This is what's*
* supposed to happen.*
**[19:43] Masamune**
I-I see... That's good.
**[19:45] Masamune**
Then, um, will you tell
me your email address?
**[19:48] Masamune**
I'll contact you.
**[19:49] Aki**
Sure.
**[19:50] Masamune**
*Huh?*
**[19:51] Masamune**
* Huh?! Did I just achieve*
* my goal that easily?!*
**[19:55] Masamune**
*I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!*
**[19:58] Aki**
Oh, but I'm sorry.
**[20:00] Aki**
My phone is being repaired right now.
**[20:03] Aki**
Can I tell you the next
time we're on duty?
**[20:05] Masamune**
*Huh? Repairs?*
**[20:07] Masamune**
*I'm going to lose my rhythm now?*
**[20:10] Masamune**
*But I guess it can't be helped.*
**[20:14] Masamune**
All right. Here, then,
at this time next week.
**[20:22] Masamune**
* I've been here forever and*
* she still hasn't shown up!*
**[20:26] ---**
*Weird...*
***SIGN*** Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
**[20:37] Masamune**
*Inside the broom closet?*
**[20:42] Masamune**
*The desk in the very back?*
***SIGN*** The animal pen
**[20:47] Masamune**
*The animal pen?*
**[20:51] Masamune**
*It must be that.*
***SIGN*** Look outside the window from where you started
**[21:06] Masamune**
* Look outside the window*
* from where you started.*
**[21:08] Masamune**
*How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?*
**[21:11] Masamune**
*Here we go!*
**[21:11] Masamune**
Exchanging email addresses!
***SIGN*** I Decline
**[21:34] Masamune**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[21:38] Yoshino**
That was rather unfortunate.
**[21:41] Masamune**
What are you doing here?
**[21:43] Yoshino**
I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
**[21:45] Masamune**
If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
**[21:48] Yoshino**
You're too naïve.
**[21:51] Yoshino**
If you leave things to me,
**[21:53] Yoshino**
you could exchange email addresses
and go on dates all you want.
**[21:57] Masamune**
D-Dates?
**[22:05] [Messenger] Sign**
Contacts
***SIGN*** Add
***SIGN*** Koiwai Yoshino
**[22:05] [Messenger] Sign**
Cell
**[22:08] Yoshino**
See?