E4 - Accident, Please!

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    Let's take a look back!
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    It's fifty years
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    ago and today.
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    Today we're talking about travel.
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    Fifty years ago, traveling was
    no where near as easy as it is today.
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    Running off to a
    Hawaiian getaway was unheard of.
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    Really?
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    Yes.
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    The first Japanese citizen to travel
    to Hawaii in 1964
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    paid a whopping 364,000
    yen for a nine-day tour!
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    The average beginning salary for a salaryman
    back then was 19,000 yen
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    which means today that would be…
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    APPROXIMATELY FOUR MILLION YEN
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    Like four million yen!
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    That's crazy expensive.
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    Please, you know I'm terrible with numbers!
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    Fifty years ago, foreign travel
    was an experience,
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    an experience you dressed up for.
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    Pineapples used to be
    the must have souvenir from Hawaii.
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    But now,
    it's pretty cheap to go there.
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    Yeah, you can go for under
    a hundred thousand.
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    Father, you know you could
    get one of those monster burgers there.
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    What a scrumptious idea!
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    The world changes so fast, it's…
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    Amazing!
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[01:52] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
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    Action! Action!
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    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:11] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:14] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    That's it, eat up!
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    ACCIDENT, PLEASE!
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    Thanks! You are so generous.
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    Please let me know if
    I can help, Mrs. Kan.
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    What a change from Kan!
[02:55] ---
    Geez, thanks a lot.
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    Although you did give me
    quite a scare yesterday.
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    What's going on, Kan…
[03:03] ---
    Huh?
[03:04] ---
    What’s wrong, Kan…
[03:05] ---
    Huh?
[03:06] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[03:08] ---
    It's such a treat to have a girl around.
[03:12] ---
    I found it. Here it is. Here…
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    It's Dad's album.
[03:17] ---
    So Grandpa's?
[03:19] ---
    Uh-huh.
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    See? Look here.
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    Wow, it's Akubi and King Genie!
[03:24] ---
    Oh my.
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    Oh, those were the days!
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    I always thought he made
    the whole thing up…
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    Well I'll be...
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    Yeah, well, it hasn't exactly
    been a walk in the park for me.
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    Every time someone yawns, farts
    or sneezes, all hell breaks loose.
[03:41] ---
    Speaking of which,
    maybe I should cut one loose.
[03:44] ---
    Then I'll sneeze.
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    Don't! You really don't want to do that.
[03:50] ---
    Since I can't trust you guys,
    I'm gonna have to cart this thing around with me.
[03:53] ---
    In that case,
    this should help, Kan!
[03:56] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[04:03] ---
    Oh wow.
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    Bravo, Akubi!
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    Damn her…
    of course my parents lover her.
[04:13] ---
    Oh, we'd better get ready
    to go to your uncle's.
[04:16] ---
    Kantaro, you and Akubi want to come?
[04:19] ---
    No thanks, I'll stay here
    and guard the house.
[04:21] ---
    Huh? Again?
[04:22] ---
    It wouldn't kill you to
    visit once in a while.
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    But if Akubi babysits,
    we won't have to worry about anything.
[04:29] ---
    What the heck…?
[04:31] ---
    Akubi, make sure he gets out and
    gets a little fresh air, okay?
[04:36] ---
    Okay! He's in good hands with me.
[04:39] ---
    Wait, you're younger than me…
[04:42] ---
    Oh…maybe not…
[04:44] ---
    Is she really older than me?
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    I'm so confused.
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    Yay! I've got the house to myself!!
[04:55] ---
    You're already loafing around, Kan!
SIGN    TRAINS & PLANES AT PEAK CAPACITY
    ON FIRST DAY OF GOLDEN WEEK
    JUST YESTERDAY, AN ESTIMATED
    FIFTY-FIVE-THOUSAND PEOPLE
    HAVE DEPARTED THE COUNTRY
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    It's finally Golden Week,
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    and it's that time of year again,
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    get ready for packed
    domestic and internatioinal flights.
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    Staying put is definitely the way to go.
[05:10] ---
    Wow, that looks fun.
    I wanna go there!
[05:12] ---
    Huh? To the airport?
[05:14] ---
    And then after that…
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    Wow, airports are so big now.
[05:21] ---
    Why do I have to be here…
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    Remember, your mom asked me to
    get you outside…
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, but she didn't mean…
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    Besides, there must be lots of jobs
    at the airport.
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    Maybe we'll find
    your future dream here…?
[05:33] ---
    Wow! A stewardess!
    Still every little girl's dream!
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    A stewardess?
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    You don't know what
    a stewardess is, Kan?
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    "Attention please!"
[05:45] ---
    You mean a CA?
[05:47] ---
    CA?
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    A cabin attendant.
    Try to be gender inclusive, men do it too.
[05:53] ---
    Oh yeah!
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    All right then, Kan!
    Let's turn you into a CA!
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    Hocus Pocus...
[05:59] ---
    Oh…not here!
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    How charming.
[06:05] ---
    Wait, what's this?
    Change me back!
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    I think you look really handsome, Kan.
[06:15] ---
    Oh? Aren't you trainees?
[06:18] ---
    What are you doing there?
[06:20] ---
    Huh? Oh… No, we're…
[06:23] ---
    Training's about to start.
    Let's get cracking.
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    Attention please.
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    I'm Instructor Oniyamada.
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    This is the mockup we use for training.
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    Mockup?
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    It's a cabin crew simulator that allows
    us to recreate any scenario.
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    I will act as chief purser.
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    I expect all of you to carry out
    your duties as a full-fledged CA.
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    Okay.
[06:47] ---
    S-Seriously?
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    TOUR GROUP
[06:48] ---
    All right, everyone.
    This is the CA training center.
[06:53] ---
    Wow, cool. I wish there was
    a railway version of this…
[06:56] ---
    Hm?
[06:57] ---
    Akemi!
[06:59] ---
    So fate has brought us together again.
[07:01] ---
    Ugh, Mario…
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I remember him…
[07:05] ---
    Oh! Akemi's waving at me!
[07:09] ---
    Oh no, please not here…
[07:15] ---
    Oh! What's that?
[07:20] ---
    Oh, some butt is calling me!
[07:24] ---
    – Poot, poo, poo…
    – Hey, Kan, was that you?
[07:26] ---
    No, no way.
[07:27] ---
    Then who was it?
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    TOUR GROUP
[07:29] ---
    Okay, everyone, on to our
    next exciting demonstration.
[07:32] ---
    Okay!
[07:34] ---
    Come on, you too.
[07:36] ---
    Akemi!
[07:37] ---
    It's him again.
[07:39] ---
    Oh my…
[07:40] ---
    Now who do we have here…?
[07:43] ---
    I am going to have to
    find someone to take you…
[07:44] ---
    Oh, that baby is…uhh…
[07:46] ---
    It's a long story…
[07:48] ---
    Poot…
[07:50] ---
    Poo.
[07:52] ---
    You are adorable!
[07:55] ---
    I'm going to call you Prince Poot Poot.
[07:59] ---
    Poot!
[08:00] ---
    Prince Poot Poot,
    let's go sit over here.
[08:03] ---
    We're safe for now.
[08:04] ---
    As long as Little Bro doesn't try to
    torture us again.
[08:08] ---
    Wait, that guy's really older
    than me, too, right?
[08:12] ---
    Nice to meet you, Kantaro.
[08:15] ---
    Man… this is all so weird.
[08:17] ---
    Hey! CA Yotayama and CA Akubi!
[08:22] ---
    Intensive training commences now.
[08:25] ---
    What?
[08:26] ---
    Poot poot…
[08:28] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (1)
    GREETINGS
[08:28] ---
    Special training (1), greetings.
[08:33] ---
    Welcome aboard Akubi's plane…
[08:37] ---
    Never say that!
[08:39] ---
    Stand up straight.
[08:40] ---
    Suck in that gut.
    Hands below the navel.
[08:43] ---
    Toes outward,
    stance slightly offset.
[08:47] ---
    Whoa.
[08:48] ---
    You too!
[08:51] ---
    They obviously suck…
[08:53] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (2)
    IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS
[08:53] ---
    Special training (2),
    in-flight announcements.
[08:57] ---
    Thank you for joining us today
    on Mamenoki Airlines flight 25
[09:03] ---
    bound for Honolulu.
[09:06] ---
    Your captain will be Sasagawa
    and chief purser, Oniyamada.
[09:10] ---
    I will be taking care of you
    in the cabin.
[09:12] ---
    My name is Akubi.
    It's Akubi…Akubi.
[09:15] ---
    You're not campaigning.
[09:18] ---
    Of course, please forgive me, ma'am!
[09:20] ---
    That's chief purser!
[09:22] ---
    Yes! Chief panther!
[09:24] ---
    Did you just say "chief panther"?
[09:27] ---
    Yes! Your face reminds me of
    a carnivorous animal of prey…
[09:31] ---
    I'm sorry chief panther just came out!
[09:34] ---
    Cut the crap and pull yourself together!
[09:36] ---
    Yes, chief purser!
[09:38] ---
    Okay, CA Yotayama.
    Next is English.
[09:41] ---
    Huh? English?
[09:42] ---
    Hurry up.
[09:44] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[09:45] ---
    Um…uh…
[09:46] ---
    CA Yotayama!
[09:48] ---
    The passengers will pick up
    on your nervousness.
[09:53] ---
    Calm yourself down.
[09:55] ---
    Oh, I know!
[09:56] ---
    CA Yotayama, all you have to do is
    find your special happy place.
[10:03] ---
    My special happy place, huh…
[10:10] ---
    "The next station is Shinjuku."
[10:13] ---
    "The doors on the left side
    will open."
[10:16] ---
    "Please change here for the Chuo Line…"
[10:16] ---
    That's amazing, CA Yotayama.
[10:18] ---
    Don't praise him.
[10:20] ---
    I didn't ask you to perform
    a train announcement!
[10:23] ---
    Oh…I'm sorry.
[10:25] ---
    You two have a long way to go…
[10:28] ---
    Poot, poot!
[10:30] ---
    Little bastard...
[10:32] ---
    SPECIAL TRAINING (3)
    MEAL SERVICE
[10:32] ---
    Special training (3), meal service.
[10:35] ---
    I speak no Japanese,
    I need you to serve me in English.
[10:43] ---
    Um…uh…
[10:45] ---
    Sakana or cock-a-doodle-doo,
    which one?
[10:47] ---
    You call that English?
[10:49] ---
    Next! CA Yotayama!
[10:52] ---
    Fish or chicken?
[10:54] ---
    Chicken, please.
[10:55] ---
    Wow, impressive CA Yotayama.
[10:57] ---
    Our elementary school
    teaches us all that stuff.
[11:00] ---
    Elementary school?
[11:01] ---
    Oh, no…never mind.
[11:03] ---
    Um…Chicken! Chicken… Umm…
    Oh no! We're out.
[11:07] ---
    What do you mean,
    you're out!
[11:09] ---
    This is when you
    go check the galley.
[11:11] ---
    Never decline before verifying!
[11:13] ---
    Galley?
[11:14] ---
    Think of it as a kitchen in the sky.
[11:16] ---
    Hurry!
[11:17] ---
    Oh, I'll go.
[11:19] ---
    Poot, poot poot…
[11:20] ---
    The fun is just beginning…
[11:23] ---
    Um…chicken, chicken…
[11:28] ---
    Poot!
    Is it here?
[11:30] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[11:35] ---
    Chicken…chick…
[11:39] ---
    Poot poot poot…
[11:40] ---
    I'm gonna…
[11:42] ---
    I'm sorry. No chicken.
[11:44] ---
    No chicken is not a satisfactory answer!
[11:46] ---
    Throwing up your hands in
    defeat is not an option.
[11:48] ---
    You need to have a plan in place.
[11:52] ---
    But, ma'am!
    What else can you do?
[11:55] ---
    If everyone wants chicken,
    then I have to give them fish.
[11:59] ---
    When that happens, you present the fish
[12:03] ---
    as infinitely more appetizing.
[12:05] ---
    For example…
[12:06] ---
    "We've sautéed flounder caught
    in the Sea of Japan in olive oil
[12:10] ---
    and finished it with a sauce
    made from Setouchi lemons."
[12:14] ---
    That sounds incredible!
[12:16] ---
    Well, down the hatch!
[12:18] ---
    Whoa, you can't eat that?
[12:20] ---
    You two are unbelievable!
[12:22] ---
    I suppose it doesn't hurt to
[12:24] ---
    sample our cuisine
    for our dear customers.
[12:27] ---
    So? How does it taste?
[12:29] ---
    Great!
    Bold yet refined, yes?
[12:33] ---
    Certainly.
[12:34] ---
    Excellent observation.
[12:37] ---
    Cabin pressure at altitude is
    slightly less than what is at ground level.
[12:42] ---
    The lower pressure
    results in a slightly less sensitive palate,
[12:44] ---
    necessitating of course
    increased seasoning.
[12:46] ---
    I see…
[12:48] ---
    What do you mean, "I see?!"
[12:50] ---
    Sorry!
[12:51] ---
    This is too painful to watch…
[12:53] ---
    I think I need to up the ante.
[12:56] ---
    Poo poot, poo poot…
[12:58] ---
    What's the matter, Prince Poot Poot?
[13:02] ---
    Is that right?
[13:04] ---
    All right, sweetie pie.
[13:08] ---
    Look, there's fire outside the window!
[13:11] ---
    What the hell?
[13:13] ---
    This is an emergency.
[13:15] ---
    We're no longer cabin crew,
    we are life saving-personnel.
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:23] ---
    Evacuate all passengers first,
    then you may do the same.
[13:27] ---
    Whoa, this is scary.
[13:28] ---
    What are you doing?
[13:29] ---
    Every second counts
    in an evacuation!
[13:32] ---
    Well yeah but…
[13:33] ---
    All right everyone,
[13:34] ---
    TOUR GROUP
[13:35] ---
    the CA's from before are
    now conducting evacuation training.
[13:39] ---
    Oh! Akemi!
[13:45] ---
    Poot!
[13:48] ---
    What just happened to me…?
[13:50] ---
    Instructor, we have a problem!
[13:52] ---
    CA Yotayama fell off.
[13:55] ---
    And then after that.
[13:56] ---
    Will they fly or will they fumble?
[14:00] ---
    Wow, finally the real thing.
[14:02] ---
    I can't believe you got me into this…
[14:03] ---
    I just wanna go home.
[14:05] ---
    Welcome.
[14:08] ---
    CA Yotayama, the guest
    you'll be in charge of has arrived.
[14:12] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    Now I have to deal
    with Kaneamari?
[14:17] ---
    So I have to work with you, huh?
[14:19] ---
    It's my first time in economy…
[14:22] ---
    This is so different from first.
[14:25] ---
    Of course I get stuck with him.
[14:33] ---
    All right,
    let the madness begin!
[14:36] ---
    Wait… this is all moving
    way too fast…
[14:41] ---
    Huh? Did I just hear…
[14:45] ---
    Poot poot…
[14:46] ---
    What the—?
    What's with this baby?
[14:48] ---
    Ahh!
[14:50] ---
    Um…We have one more minor
    traveling alone today.
[14:54] ---
    Th-That's right!
[14:55] ---
    We apologize for the inconvenience,
    but he'll be seated next to you.
[14:58] ---
    Thank you.
[14:59] ---
    Poot poot…
[15:01] ---
    I have to sit next to that?
    Oh well, c'est la vie…
[15:05] ---
    So this is the asshat…
    he called on me?
[15:12] ---
    If you are so inclined, sir.
[15:14] ---
    We have a special gift today
    for our younger travelers.
[15:19] ---
    You think this makes up for saddling
    me with Shitty Pants?
[15:22] ---
    I fly all the time,
    I have a ton of this crap.
[15:26] ---
    Well, one more can't hurt.
[15:30] ---
    Here you go, little guy.
[15:32] ---
    Poot poot…
[15:34] ---
    Please just sit there
    and be quiet.
[15:38] ---
    Thank you for joining us today on
    Mamenoki Airlines flight 66
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    bound for Honolulu.
[15:46] ---
    Our captain today is Yoshida
    and chief pursuer is Oniyamada.
[15:51] ---
    Currently we are on track to…
     Sis's inflight speech
    needs some spice.
[15:55] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[15:59] ---
    My name is Akubi and I'll be
    taking care of you in the cabin…
[16:03] ---
    Oh?
[16:04] ---
    My name is… Oh?
[16:06] ---
    Akubi…
[16:08] ---
    Oh no!
[16:08] ---
    What's with her voice?
[16:10] ---
    Poot!
[16:12] ---
    Damn... little troublemaker is at it again!
[16:17] ---
    May I interest you in a beverage?
[16:19] ---
    Soup please.
[16:21] ---
    Coming right up.
[16:25] ---
    Would you like anything to drink?
[16:27] ---
    Poot poot poot poot.
[16:28] ---
    Oh, he'll have the same.
[16:31] ---
    Sparkling Shine
    Muscat grape special juice.
[16:34] ---
    Can you handle two juices?
[16:36] ---
    Um…I'm sorry. We only have
    apple or orange juice.
[16:39] ---
    I see…
    Serves me right for riding cattle class.
[16:42] ---
    I'll pay the difference, so get it
    for me from first class.
[16:45] ---
    It's not about the money, sir.
[16:47] ---
    You really are difficult.
[16:50] ---
    So this ass thinks
    his money talks, eh...
[16:55] ---
    Poot!
[16:55] ---
    If I must then.
    Give me the cursed apple juice.
[17:01] ---
    You gave me veggie juice!
[17:02] ---
    I'm terribly sorry.
[17:05] ---
    Prince Farty...
[17:06] ---
    Poot poot poot poot…
[17:08] ---
    Take that, fatcat.
[17:10] ---
    And then after that,
    meal service!
[17:13] ---
    Meat or fish…?
    I feel like fish today.
[17:18] ---
    Hey, do you have sashimi
    or something?
[17:20] ---
    No, no sashimi…
[17:22] ---
    Of course.
    One of the many joys of economy.
[17:26] ---
    If you want it that bad,
    then slice it up yourself.
[17:29] ---
    Poot!
[17:33] ---
    Woah! It's alive!
[17:37] ---
    Poo?
[17:39] ---
    All right!
[17:40] ---
    He went back!
[17:42] ---
    So Kaneamari was
    the gassy culprit…
[17:47] ---
    Phew, things have
    finally calmed down.
[17:50] ---
    I'm exhausted.
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    What is that?
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    A bamboo foot massager.
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    This helps keep
    my legs from swelling,
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    without it, I wouldn't be able to work
    the rest of the day.
[18:04] ---
    A CA's job is a lot more taxing
    than I thought.
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    What do you two think is
    the most important skill
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    of being a CA?
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    Looking good?
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    No.
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    Stamina, patience and
    the ability to communicate.
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    Huh?
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    You're standing most of the time
    in a moving plane.
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    And if the plane is full,
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    you help hundreds of passengers
    have a comfortable flight.
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    You know, I really learned a lot,
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    I thought it was all glamour and excitement.
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    Me too.
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    Most have that impression,
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    but the reality is much more demanding.
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    Then why do you put up with it all?
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    Hmm… I guess it's seeing all those
    smiling happy faces
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    that greet me when
    we finally reach our destination.
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    Smiling faces?
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    When they thank you
    with a big smile,
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    the rough patches give way to
    a real sense of joy.
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    Hmm…
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    You think we can
    be like that too?
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    Well, we all find meaning
    in different things.
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    Come on, we're almost there.
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    I'm so sorry, my child won't stop…
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    I'm really, really sorry.
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    Please don't apologize.
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    It's okay. I brought you a toy.
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    Thank you so much.
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    Leave babies to us!
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    So cute,
    compared to you know who!
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    Huh?
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    Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
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    You're making the baby cry more.
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    Chug-chug, puff-puff! I'm a D51!
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    Chug-chug, puff-puff…
     A baby's not gonna know
    what that is!
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    Peek-a-boo! Akubi!
[20:05] ---
    Chug-chug, puff-puff…
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    Hey! The baby's laughing.
[20:09] ---
    Wow. My precious stopped.
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    Thank you so much, both of you.
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    Yay, we did it!
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    Thank you very much.
    Have a great day.
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    See you again, CA!
[20:36] ---
    Thank you very much.
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    See you again? No way!
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    You really saved me.
    Thank you so much.
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    Oh no, take care!
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    Have a great day.
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    Wow, we made it.
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    Yeah, I'm tired.
    Working is hard.
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    Oh, Instructor.
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    Good job.
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    Huh?
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    That was no walk in the park,
    but you two really pulled through.
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    So, I hope to see you
    in the sky again? Well done.
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    Instructor!
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    Thank you very much.
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    Kan…
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    We'd better revert back, Kan.
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    Yeah… though I'm gonna kinda
    miss this uniform.
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    So hot!
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    Hey! Keep those on!
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    Call me the bungling turtle.
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    The days may come and go
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    I am always reaching for my goals
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    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
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    As long as you're there by my side
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    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
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    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
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    and the days are making me yawn
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    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
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    All I want is to be close to you
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    And feel your warmth comfort me
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    Action! Once you hear my call
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    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
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    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
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    You summoned me
    and here I am. Ta-dah!
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    Don't tell Akubi guys, but…
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    I've been secretly coming to
    the human world
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    to eat at hamburger shops.
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    But it's not just hamburgers.
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    There are cheeseburgers,
    bacon cheeseburgers,
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    avocado burgers, chili pepper
    tomato burgers, burgers with fried egg…
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    Not to mention
    double burgers and triple burgers!
[23:43] ---
    How can I decide?
[23:44] ---
    So I always end up ordering everything!
[23:46] ---
    Oh my god, I'm stuffed again today!
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    Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's…
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    DOUBLE TROUBLE!
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    Double Trouble!
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