E1 - Presto, Bammo, It's Akubi!

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[00:08] ---
    What's that, Father Dearest?
[00:10] ---
    I am to go to the mortal
    world for professional development?
[00:14] ---
    Indeed.
[00:16] ---
    You are to become the
    next genie queen, Akubi.
[00:21] ---
    Yes, Father.
[00:25] ---
    Do you remember?
[00:26] ---
    It was only fifty years ago that I
    undertook my training in the mortal world.
[00:31] ---
    It made me the genie king I am today.
[00:33] ---
    Wow, so that was training!
[00:36] ---
    Correct.
[00:37] ---
    You, too, shall develop your
    magical talents by granting the wishes of mere mortals.
[00:42] ---
    Yes, of course!
[00:44] ---
    Well, then…
[00:47] ---
    Ribbit!
[00:50] ---
    To mark this momentous occasion,
    I bestow upon you this magic wand.
[00:55] ---
    Wow, thank you, Father.
[00:57] ---
    Hmm…
[00:58] ---
    But Father…
[01:00] ---
    Prince Farty!
[01:01] ---
    But the mortal world is so vast.
    Where on earth will big sister go?
[01:06] ---
    The Yotayamas were excellent hosts to me,
    and I am certain they will be the same for her.
[01:10] ---
    Akubi has also been there in the past.
[01:12] ---
    If it's Kan's grandchild,
[01:14] ---
    I am certain he will provide ample
    opportunity for magical development.
[01:17] ---
    That Kan has a grandchild already?
[01:19] ---
    Well, time passes differently in
    the genie world and the human world.
[01:24] ---
    I've already made all
    the arrangements.
[01:26] ---
    Make me proud, Akubi.
[01:29] ---
    Yes. Well then, Father, Prince…
[01:32] ---
    Big Sister!
[01:34] ---
    She's gone.
[01:36] ---
    It appears her master
    has already called upon her powers.
[01:39] ---
    Akubi! Good luck!
[01:42] ---
    Ororon!
[01:49] ---
    And now, let's take a little step back…
[01:57] ---
    TOKYO, 2020
[02:13] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[02:21] ---
    Don't try to hold back your yawns
[02:29] ---
    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
[02:40] ---
    Let's take action, action in a new world!
[02:48] ---
    Action! Action!
[02:53] ---
    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:59] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[03:03] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[03:07] ---
    Achoo!
[03:15] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[03:19] ---
    (He's a) Genie-us!
[03:32] ---
    PRESTO, BAMMO, IT'S AKUBI!
[03:38] ---
    See ya!!
[03:39] ---
    Bye!
[03:40] ---
    Hey, Kantaro! Mario!
[03:42] ---
    You finished all
    your homeroom duties already?
[03:45] ---
    Bye!
[03:46] ---
    Those two never stick around
    after school.
[03:49] ---
    They're probably hungry.
    Can't wait to have my snack too.
[03:55] ---
    They take the shortest distance possible
    so that they don't waste even a millimeter.
[03:59] ---
    Oh yeah?
[04:00] ---
    Yeah. And at the next event…
[04:02] ---
    –Passing through! – Laters!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, Kan and Mario.
[04:09] ---
    Okay, Kan. See you tomorrow!
[04:10] ---
    Yup! See ya!!
[04:13] ---
    Off…
[04:14] ---
    …we go!
[04:19] ---
    I'm home!
[04:21] ---
    Sweet! That was a minute 13 seconds
    faster than yesterday!
[04:30] ---
    Coming!
[04:32] ---
    Hello! Package delivery!
[04:35] ---
    TO MR. KANICHI'S GRANDCHILD
    FROM KING GENIE
    FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE
[04:36] ---
    To Mr. Kanichi's grandchild…?
[04:38] ---
    That means it's for me…right?
[04:43] ---
    Looks sketchy to me…
[04:45] ---
    What is this…?
    Some kind of scam?
[04:52] ---
    What the heck?
[04:55] ---
    Is it a vase?
[05:02] ---
    Weird.
[05:08] ---
    Yum!
[05:11] ---
    Nothing better than a little
    peace and quiet after saving some time!
[05:15] ---
    And I still got a little
    time before Mom gets home.
[05:20] ---
    ...a little nap can't hurt.
[05:34] ---
    Th-Th-The…
[05:35] ---
    The vase is moving?!
[05:39] ---
    Get away from me!
[06:00] ---
    Presto, bammo, it's Akubi!
[06:06] ---
    W-W-W-What's going on?
    Am I dreaming?
[06:08] ---
    You must be Kan's grandson!
[06:11] ---
    I'm Princess Akubi!
[06:20] ---
    And then, after that…
[06:22] ---
    And that's why Father sent me to your world.
[06:26] ---
    It's part of my training to become queen.
[06:28] ---
    None of this makes any sense.
[06:32] ---
    My father is King Genie.
[06:34] ---
    – Huh? King... what…?
    – He uses magic…
[06:37] ---
    to make everyone happy.
[06:39] ---
    King Genie?
[06:41] ---
    Yes, when I was a boy,
[06:43] ---
    a genie king popped out
    of a vase every time I sneezed.
[06:47] ---
    And he'd use his magic
    to grant all kinds of wishes.
[06:51] ---
    Goodness, how long ago was that…?
[06:55] ---
    Yeah right, sure he did.
[06:57] ---
    But he did.
[07:02] ---
    Could this be what Grandpa
    was talking about?
[07:06] ---
    What is your name, Kan's grandson?
[07:09] ---
    Kantaro Yotayama.
[07:11] ---
    Oh my! Your name has a "Kan"
    just like your grandpa.
[07:14] ---
    W-Well, I hear my grandpa named me so…
[07:18] ---
    So then, you're Kan too!
[07:20] ---
    So, Kan. What's your wish for the future?
[07:23] ---
    Huh? Wish?
[07:24] ---
    Yeah, what do you want to be?!
[07:26] ---
    What do I want to be?
    Why do you want to know?
[07:29] ---
    Well it just so happens that
    my specialty is transformation.
[07:32] ---
    I can turn you into anything you want to be!
[07:37] ---
    I don't know what to say…
[07:39] ---
    Don't be shy, it can be
    anything... a pilot, a doctor!
[07:43] ---
    Oh, I know! You are going to be so excited!
[07:49] ---
    Abracadabra!
[07:53] ---
    You are now a baseball player!
[08:01] ---
    How's that?
[08:05] ---
    Gross... I'm so old!
[08:08] ---
    Change me back, quick!
[08:11] ---
    Oh, it wasn't to your liking?
[08:18] ---
    Thank goodness... what'd you do that for?
[08:22] ---
    Now you get it, right?
[08:23] ---
    My magic allows me
    to grant you any wish you desire.
[08:29] ---
    So tell me what you want to be.
[08:32] ---
    I got nothing.
[08:33] ---
    What? That won't do!
[08:36] ---
    How am I supposed to
    work my way up to queen?
[08:38] ---
    You sure there's nothing?
[08:39] ---
    Yup, I'm sure.
    Right, Bull-ko?
[08:43] ---
    And then, and then...
[08:45] ---
    Come on,
    you sure you don't have anything?
[08:47] ---
    Really, wish your heart out.
[08:49] ---
    I told you, I got nothing.
[08:50] ---
    Oh, come on!
[08:52] ---
    It is what it is, so looks like
    you'll have to try someplace else…
[08:56] ---
    A-A-Achoo!
[08:59] ---
    Oh, you sneezed!
[09:12] ---
    Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
[09:16] ---
    Jeez, another one!
[09:18] ---
    Is that you, Kan?
[09:20] ---
    Oh, what a wonderful surprise.
[09:22] ---
    I cannot fully express how
    grateful I am to be reunited with you sir!
[09:27] ---
    – Hey, who the heck are you?
    – Orororon!
[09:29] ---
    L-Let go of me!
[09:31] ---
    My sincere apologies.
[09:33] ---
    You are the spitting image
    of the Kan I used to know.
[09:37] ---
    Open, Magic Purse!
[09:41] ---
    Let me introduce you to my handy
     little helper who holds all my magic tools.
[09:47] ---
    It's a pleasure.
[09:48] ---
    Yikes, that thing talks!
[09:50] ---
    Let's start over.
[09:52] ---
    You're the grandson of Kanichi and
    your name is umm…
[09:55] ---
    He's Kantaro. He's also Kan.
[09:58] ---
    Oh, another Kan, huh?
    I'm Akubi's father.
[10:04] ---
    Uh-huh.
[10:05] ---
    That means…
[10:07] ---
    I am King Genie, ruler
    of the world of wizardry.
[10:12] ---
    So this guy... is the king?
[10:14] ---
    Father, Kan tells me he has no wish
    for the future.
[10:18] ---
    What? No wish? How can that be?!
[10:22] ---
    But you don't, right?
[10:23] ---
    Right.
[10:24] ---
    What?!
[10:26] ---
    That's impossible!
[10:28] ---
    Your grandpa Kan not only had dreams
    for the future,
[10:31] ---
    but there were always things
    he wanted to have and do.
[10:34] ---
    I had to work hard to grant all his wishes.
[10:37] ---
    Yeah, but I just don't have anything.
[10:40] ---
    But seriously,
    are you really the King Genie?
[10:43] ---
    Well, of course.
[10:44] ---
    Behold, the magic power
    of the King of Genies.
[10:50] ---
    I'll take you wherever you want
    on this magic carpet.
[10:53] ---
    Where do you wish to go?
[10:56] ---
    Where I want to go is…
[10:58] ---
    Where you want to go is?
[11:00] ---
    Nowhere.
[11:01] ---
    I just got home from school,
    I don't want to do anything.
[11:08] ---
    Oh no, that won't work!
[11:10] ---
    Then, how about homework?
[11:12] ---
    Your Grandpa Kan always relied on magic
    to finish his homework.
[11:17] ---
    I did it all while no one
    was looking at homeroom.
[11:21] ---
    What?
[11:22] ---
    You're done already?!
[11:24] ---
    Yeah, that way I can do whatever
    I want when I get home.
[11:28] ---
    Wow, this carpet thingy
    is actually pretty comfy.
[11:31] ---
    Thank you, m'lad!
[11:32] ---
    Gah, even it talks!
[11:34] ---
    What shall we do, Father?
[11:36] ---
    Not to worry.
    Then how about this?
[11:41] ---
    Abracadabra.
[11:47] ---
    You amaze me, Father!
[11:49] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
    Put it back the way it was now!
[11:51] ---
    But these are all-you-can read
    comic books!
[11:55] ---
    Yeah, but there's an all-you-can read
    comic book app.
[11:58] ---
    Huh? What the devil is that?
[12:00] ---
    A smart phone.
[12:02] ---
    Smart…?
[12:02] ---
    Wow, it's like magic.
[12:04] ---
    How many books will that hold?
[12:08] ---
    Hmm, about one hundred thousand.
[12:10] ---
    One hundred thousand!!
[12:11] ---
    Extraordinary... and it
    has only been fifty years!
[12:18] ---
    Yeah, extraordinary.
    Can you put this back the way it was?
[12:21] ---
    Okay.
[12:26] ---
    I tell you, this is the life.
[12:29] ---
    Hmm…this is a problem.
[12:33] ---
    Right?
[12:35] ---
    Well, if that's the case…
[12:37] ---
    Let's go outside!
[12:40] ---
    Oh, Magic Carpet!
[12:42] ---
    Roger! I can't wait to feel
    the wind through my fibers again.
[12:45] ---
    Come on, the sky is waiting!
[12:46] ---
    Hang on…
[12:47] ---
    All right then…
[12:49] ---
    Away we go!
[12:56] ---
    Visibility is excellent!
[12:58] ---
    Hey, let me down.
[12:59] ---
    Where the heck are we going on this thing?
[13:02] ---
    Hey, that's no way to speak to me!
[13:04] ---
    Wow, this is as soft as a bunny's belly.
    It's unreal.
[13:07] ---
    That's more like it.
[13:10] ---
    I can't take this…
[13:11] ---
    Listen, Kan. Children
    are meant to be outside.
[13:15] ---
    For the love of all that is holy,
    you have to be out on a sunny day.
[13:18] ---
    Yes, Father is totally right!
[13:20] ---
    What am I supposed to do outdoors?
[13:22] ---
    You're gonna make me
    play soccer or something?
[13:24] ---
    Without any shoes?
[13:25] ---
    Soccer! Now that's a fabulous idea!
[13:28] ---
    Leave the shoes to me.
[13:29] ---
    Perfect! There's a park right there.
[13:31] ---
    And then?
[13:33] ---
    Darn it!
    My job is to fly you to places!
[13:35] ---
    Shush, people are gonna
    freak out if they see you.
[13:39] ---
    It'll only be for a little bit, okay?
[13:40] ---
    Ready, Kan?
[13:42] ---
    Wait!
[13:43] ---
    We'll get in trouble
    if we play soccer here.
[13:46] ---
    Parks are for playing.
[13:48] ---
    There!
[13:50] ---
    You have to receive his pass
    or it won't be soccer.
[13:54] ---
    But that just came out of nowhere!
[13:56] ---
    I'm telling you,
    we can't play soccer here!
[13:59] ---
    Hello, joyous children!
[14:02] ---
    Come play soccer with us.
[14:05] ---
    Come on, this way.
[14:09] ---
    What on earth?!
[14:12] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:13] ---
    Are you okay? What happened?!
[14:15] ---
    This old man is scary.
[14:17] ---
    Nice to meet you.
    I am the grand ruler of the magic realm.
[14:20] ---
    You may call me King Genie.
[14:22] ---
    You're under arrest!
[14:24] ---
    But all I wanted was to play
    with the wonderful children…
[14:27] ---
    Of course you did, buddy, it says
    "No soccer allowed!"
[14:32] ---
    Oh, I see.
    But what a curious sign.
[14:34] ---
    You can tell it to the folks at the station.
[14:36] ---
    Father's done nothing wrong and
    he's not a scary old man either!
[14:40] ---
    Sorry, but he is kinda weird.
[14:42] ---
    And then… Stop!
[14:45] ---
    Goodness, what a distressing encounter.
[14:46] ---
    Father!
[14:48] ---
    Welcome back, Father!
[14:50] ---
    You served your time well.
[14:52] ---
    What on earth was that
    wretched alarm anyway?
[14:57] ---
    It's called a personal alarm.
[14:59] ---
    You just stick it on your backpack.
[15:02] ---
    If you happen to see a weirdo
    or you get in trouble,
[15:05] ---
    you pull this string to let people
    know you're in need of help.
[15:09] ---
    Did the world really become this dangerous?
[15:12] ---
    Well, you never know what might happen.
[15:15] ---
    Hey, go back.
[15:16] ---
    Roger.
[15:19] ---
    It's Kaneamari.
[15:21] ---
    I hear he's already doing
    junior high school math in cram school.
[15:25] ---
    Math?
[15:27] ---
    He breezes through really difficult
    simultaneous equations and stuff.
[15:30] ---
    Simultaneous equations?!
[15:32] ---
    Itchy, itchy, itchy…
[15:33] ---
    Are you okay, Father?
[15:35] ---
    What's going on?
[15:36] ---
    Father hates math and everything
    related to numbers!
[15:40] ---
    Just the mention of the word "math"
    makes me break out in hives!
[15:44] ---
    Oh no, I have to distract him!
[15:47] ---
    Look! There is a hamburger
    spinning around down there!
[15:51] ---
    What? Where?
[15:53] ---
    Well, would you look at that, you're right.
[15:56] ---
    Oh, that's a family-style restaurant.
[15:58] ---
    Family-style?
[15:59] ---
    And then,
    a family-style restaurant.
[16:01] ---
    Who is that man?
[16:03] ---
    Maybe a street performer.
[16:05] ---
    Hey, you know, everyone is looking at you.
[16:07] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    We'll blend in in no time.
[16:11] ---
    He's absolutely right.
[16:12] ---
    Hey there!
[16:13] ---
    What is wrong with these two?
[16:16] ---
    Wow, hamburger galore!
[16:20] ---
    What is this?
    It's round like a tambourine. So cute!
[16:24] ---
    Back in the day,
    we could only get hamburger at home.
[16:28] ---
    Mom sometimes makes it too.
[16:31] ---
    You know, you can get a burger
    at fast food places, too.
[16:34] ---
    Burgers?
[16:35] ---
    You don't know what a burger is?
[16:36] ---
    Oh, look. They're eating it over there.
[16:39] ---
    They're eating hamburger between bread!
[16:43] ---
    The innovations are amazing...
[16:45] ---
    May I take your order?
[16:48] ---
    Hmmm... so many choices...
    Give me everything from here to here.
[16:52] ---
    Everything?
[16:54] ---
    And please also bring this pizza thing
    with all the little yummies on top.
[16:58] ---
    What are you having, Kan?
[17:01] ---
    Oh nothing. I'll share with you.
[17:04] ---
    Even he won't be able to finish all that.
[17:06] ---
    And then…
[17:09] ---
    Positively scrumptious!
[17:11] ---
    H-Holy crap…
[17:13] ---
    Father has always loved hamburger.
[17:15] ---
    Oh, pardon me, Miss.
    The second course, please, on the double!
[17:19] ---
    And then, after that…
[17:21] ---
    That was excellent.
[17:23] ---
    All right then, shall we mosey on back?
[17:26] ---
    Back home?
[17:27] ---
    Back to the park.
[17:28] ---
    What? How come?
[17:30] ---
    If you go home,
[17:31] ---
    all you'll do is lie around
    and do nothing again.
[17:33] ---
    Yeah, and?
[17:35] ---
    No!
[17:39] ---
    That hamburger really woke me up!
[17:43] ---
    I can take on the world
    now thanks to that pizza!
[17:46] ---
    Somebody, please, help...
[17:47] ---
    Ribbit…
[17:48] ---
    All right,
    I hope you are ready…
[17:50] ---
    …for you are about to witness
    a fantastical and magical feat!
[17:55] ---
    What now?
[17:56] ---
    An amusement park.
[17:58] ---
    A roller coaster and a haunted mansion.
    It's full of titillating excitement!
[18:02] ---
    That magic carpet ride
    was titillating enough.
[18:06] ---
    If I want excitement, I have VR.
[18:09] ---
    It's a lot safer than
    that stupid carpet, too.
[18:12] ---
    VR?
[18:13] ---
    It means virtual reality.
    – Hey, you don't think I'm safe?
[18:15] ---
    Yeah, it allows you to do things
    you could never do in real life.
[18:23] ---
    Um, in other words…
    How can I explain it…?
[18:27] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[18:29] ---
    Can I borrow that for a sec?
[18:32] ---
    So this is VR?
[18:34] ---
    A toy like this gives you thrills?
    Don't make me laugh.
[18:37] ---
    Just stick it on your face.
[18:45] ---
    I-I-I'm scared!
[18:47] ---
    What on earth?!
[18:55] ---
    Oh? The cliff's gone.
[18:58] ---
    How does that work?
[18:59] ---
    Goodness, that was exciting.
[19:01] ---
    Told ya.
[19:04] ---
    Home sweet home!
[19:08] ---
    Even magic was powerless
    in finding him a wish.
[19:13] ---
    At this rate,
    how will I ever become queen?
[19:16] ---
    That's all you ever talk about.
[19:19] ---
    Why worry about becoming anything?
[19:21] ---
    It is my destiny to take over for my father
    and become the best queen I can be.
[19:26] ---
    Everything worth doing takes hard work.
[19:29] ---
    I work hard to realize my dream.
[19:32] ---
    Yeah, well you can have your dream
    cause I'm not doing anything like that.
[19:35] ---
    So you really don't have any dreams
    for the future?
[19:39] ---
    I don't…
[19:41] ---
    Because you know?
[19:42] ---
    All the jobs we have now will
    be taken over by AI.
[19:45] ---
    AI?
[19:47] ---
    Sure, you may know exactly what
    you want to do in the future.
[19:50] ---
    But in a few decades,
    that job may no longer exist.
[19:54] ---
    What? That job…
[19:56] ---
    ...may not exist?
[19:58] ---
    Everyone knows in the future
    no one will have to work.
[20:04] ---
    And that's why doing nothing
    now makes so much sense.
[20:08] ---
    You cannot be…
[20:10] ---
    Your grandpa also
    relied on others
[20:13] ---
    and always tried to
    take the easy way out.
[20:15] ---
    But he had dreams and hopes of
    what he wanted and how he wanted to be.
[20:22] ---
    Now everything is about convenience.
[20:25] ---
    I suppose a silly genie and his magic were
    not long for this cruel, cruel world…
[20:30] ---
    Father…
[20:31] ---
    Who would have imagined the passage
    of time would have been so merciless?
[20:36] ---
    I… I…
[20:38] ---
    Ororon, Ororon!
[20:41] ---
    Hey, stop crying!
    You're flooding the room!
[20:46] ---
    Father!
[20:47] ---
    Genies still have a lot to contribute...
[20:52] ---
    I've made up my mind!
    I'm going to find a dream for Kan!
[20:56] ---
    I will help you become
    the best you you can be,
[20:58] ---
    just as Father did for your
    grandpa all those years ago.
[21:00] ---
    This time, I'll be the one
    to find Kan's dream!
[21:05] ---
    Well said!
[21:08] ---
    And that is just the thing that
    will prepare you to be queen!
[21:12] ---
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[21:14] ---
    I know you can do it.
[21:17] ---
    Yes, Father.
[21:18] ---
    Hey! You can't just decide that!
[21:20] ---
    Don't worry. I'll do my best.
[21:22] ---
    That's not the point.
[21:24] ---
    I refuse to have
    anything to do with that.
[21:27] ---
    Jeez. What the heck's going on?
[21:29] ---
    I don't get it.
[21:32] ---
    Flatulence!
[21:35] ---
    Huh?! Now, what?
[21:47] ---
    Prince…
[21:52] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[21:54] ---
    Prince…
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:12] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this,
    I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:29] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
    I miss our little chats
    about nothing and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:01] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
[23:26] ---
    Hey, Father. Can you say pizza
    ten times in a row?
[23:26] ---
    PREVIEW
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    Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
    pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
[23:33] ---
    Okay, then what's this?
[23:34] ---
    That's a knee.
[23:36] ---
    Wrong! Gotcha!
[23:38] ---
    That's an elbow.
[23:40] ---
    That was an honest mistake!
[23:42] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:46] ---
    Prince Farty Let's It Rip!
[23:48] ---
    That's the story!
[23:48] ---
    Everyone, the wait is over.
    I, Prince Farty, am finally here!
[23:53] ---
    Don't miss it!