E14 - The Original Kan Is Back!

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    Fifty years ago!
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    And today!
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    Let's look backwards and forwards.
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    Today we're all about post-nuptials.
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    Post-nuptials?
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    Yes, he means honeymoons.
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    In the 60s the most popular
    destination was…
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    Miyazaki.
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    Why was that?
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    Once a couple from the
    imperial family made it their honeymoon spot,
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    it became the hotspot
    for royal-inspired weddings.
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    Back then, they had the Kotobuki,
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    a special train for honeymooners,
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    which ran only on
    the luckiest days of the year.
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    Puhleeze, I can think of a million things I'd rather do than be on that sentimental trainwreck.
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    Atami was another popular
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    honeymoon spot,
    and it was closer to Tokyo.
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    That's right.
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    But nowadays, most people go
    somewhere abroad for their honeymoon.
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    Today, honeymoons come in all flavors,
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    I even heard Atami is making a comeback for romantic newlyweds.
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    I guess history does
    repeat itself.
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    In just fifty years…
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    Amazing!
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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    Let's take action, action in a new world!
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    Action! Action!
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    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    THE ORIGINAL KAN IS BACK!
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    It's good to be back.
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    This is gonna be fun!
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    Okay everyone,
    summer vacation starts tomorrow!
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    MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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    Get out there, and take advantage,
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    I look forward to seeing all your bright and shining faces for romantic newlyweds.
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    All right!
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    It's goodbye classes
    at least for a little while.
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    I am not setting foot out of our air-conditioned house!
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    Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna ask Akubi
    if she wants to hang out.
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    Huh? Akubi?
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    Yotayama!
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    We're not done talking about Akubi!
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    Hocus Pocus.
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    She transformed into an adult!
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    A-Akemi…
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    No, I mean…Akubi!
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    So what we saw at camp…
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    …was real.
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    Cool.
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    Akubi usually stays
    inside this bottle…
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    She lives in the genie world
    inside this bottle…
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    And someday, she will take over for her dad and become the queen!
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    That's why she's in our world,
    to complete her training.
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    Isn't that right, Akubi?
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    Yes, you got it.
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    When it comes to Akubi,
    I know everything…
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    Smug bastard…
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    He still doesn't have a clue
    about the most important thing about her.
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    A queen?
    That's amazing, Akubi.
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    Oh no, it's really not...
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    When Akubi becomes queen…
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    I'm going to be adopted into the genie world as her loyal husband… and…and…
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    Hey, that was you!
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    What? No, I swear it wasn't.
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    Here we go again!
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    Oh, look who it is!
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    Poot…
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    Passing gas can either
    release him from the bottle
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    or send him back in.
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    But it wasn't me!
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    It's okay, Mario.
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    Thanks to you,
    he's here with us now.
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    Thank you, Mario.
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    She actually complimented me!
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    Oh, he!
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    Oh, I see…
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    Now I know who was behind all those
    silent-but-deadly farts at school...
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    It was you, Mario!
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    Do you have any idea how many
    people pointed their fingers at me?
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    No, wait…I just…
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    I see, so it was you, Mario.
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    Breaking wind is a marvel of the body.
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    Holy moley, another compliment!
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    Poot!
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    So anyway, I need you all to swear
    to secrecy about Akubi guys, okay?
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    That is a secret.
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    Oh yeah? So summer vacation
    starts tomorrow, huh?
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    Yup.
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    It'll be the perfect time
    to challenge ourselves!
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    Challenge ourselves, huh?
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    Then I challenge myself to see how long I can go without leaving the house.
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    What? No, not like that.
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    We have the perfect plan
    for summer break, don't we?
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    Yeah. It's been a while since
    we've gone somewhere with Dad.
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    Grandpa's coming home?
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    Grandpa?
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    You mean, that Kan?
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    Yup.
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    I get to see the Kan
    I knew from fifty years ago?
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    We get to reunite with the Kan?
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    Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
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    Ororon!
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    Hey, no one called for you!
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    And then after that.
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    Where are you planning to go
    when Grandpa Kan comes back?
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    Dad wanted to go to this place that
    he's been dreaming of.
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    A place he's been dreaming of?
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    Akubi, Prince Farty, King Genie…
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    I made a reservation for all of us.
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    Yes!
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    Dad'll be so surprised.
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    Why would you keep it a surprise?
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    It's an outing.
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    Here?
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    Yeah, it's the Eagle Inn.
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    I know this place.
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    I used to see the commercial
    on TV all the time.
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    The windows are huge.
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    It's exactly how it was
    on the commercial.
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    Oh how glorious.
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    Poot…
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    Hey, not bad.
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    BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
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    Hey, there's Mr. and Mrs. Eagle.
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    Hi, I'm an eagle not a beagle.
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    Anything goes at the Eagle Inn!
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    Let's go take a picture
    with them, Father!
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    What a wonderful idea.
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    Poo poo poot!
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    Come on, Kan, you too!
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    Hey, we're done checking in!
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    I don't know how
    much more of this I can take.
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    Wow, this is amazing.
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    What a huge room.
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    There's even a massage chair.
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    I went all out and got us
    a deluxe ocean view.
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    All right! There's Wi-Fi.
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    Look how cute!
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    We're matching.
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    Maybe you and I can form
    an idol group again.
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    The legendary idol group is back!
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    Anything but that!
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    I think I'll go take
    a soak in the onsen.
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    I'm going to the pool!
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    There's a giant slide too.
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    Then there's the the aquarium onsen and golden bathtub.
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    Poot!
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    A golden bathtub?
    I can go for that too.
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    I could go for a little dancing.
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    I hear there's a ballroom dancing class with a really cute instructor.
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    Please, go have the time of your lives.
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    I'm just gonna watch
    some videos online.
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    Not on my watch.
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    Little brat.
    Undo your magic, dammit.
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    Kan! Be nice to him!
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    He's just a baby…
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    No, he's not!
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    Little shit is older than me…
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    See what happens when
    you don't mind your own business?
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    Gama.
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    I think I'll look around the hotel.
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    What? You brought Magic Carpet?
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    Got a problem with that?
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    Come on, Kan.
    Hurry, let's go.
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    Ready? Here we go!
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    Have fun!
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    No, this isn't cool.
    What if someone sees us?
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    Well, too late now.
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    It's flying.
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    That is some magic.
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    It will be fine.
    After all, we're at a hotel…
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    BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
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    …where anything goes!
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    It's the Eagle Inn!
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    That's no excuse!
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    Hey, Father,
    it says the pool's that way.
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    Okay then, Magic Carpet,
    take us to the pool.
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    Roger.
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    Hey? Was that Grandpa?
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    Where? Where? Where?
[10:08] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
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    Oww…
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    Hey, careful!
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    It's because you pushed me, Father!
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    Well, Kan came from behind!
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    That's because you suddenly…
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    Wait…can this be…?
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    Grandpa!
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    What?!
[10:32] ---
    Don't tell me…
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    This is…
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    Is it you, King Genie… And Akubi…?
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    Better believe it.
    It's me all right!
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    It's me, Kan!!
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    King Genie, Akubi!
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    Kan!
[10:59] ---
    So that's Kantaro's grandfather?
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    My heart is warm!
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    You must be tired from
    your long trip, Grandpa.
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    You got here earlier
    than we thought.
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    Nah, it was lickety-split.
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    How amazing that you found the courage to travel here all by yourself from overseas.
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    I know! It's hard to believe!
[11:18] ---
    And you've grown up!
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    Grown up? More like grown old.
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    Let's see…
    Back then, you were in…
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    The second grade.
    I was eight years old.
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    So that means now…
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    It's been fifty years so…
    fifty years…add eight and…umm…
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    Itchy, itchy… So itchy…
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    I see he's still not good
    with numbers, huh?
[11:44] ---
    Right?
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    You haven't changed at all either.
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    But there is one thing
    that's changed.
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    Right here.
    Meet my little bro, Prince Farty.
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    Poot.
[11:53] ---
    Interesting name, nice to meet ya.
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    Oh the tears.
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    This is the Eagle Inn's
    decadent buffet
[12:05] ---
    I've been dreaming about!
[12:08] ---
    All-you-can-eat hamburger?
    Somebody pinch me now!
[12:12] ---
    And all-you-can-eat pizza too!
    It's incredible!
[12:15] ---
    Japanese, Western and Chinese food.
    They have it all.
[12:17] ---
    What? The magician isn't here?
[12:20] ---
    What do we do now?
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    This is a disaster.
[12:23] ---
    The Eagle Inn's magic show is famous.
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    Did you catch that, Kantaro?
[12:29] ---
    Yeah, must really suck.
[12:32] ---
    It's our time to shine.
[12:33] ---
    What?
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    Grandpa!
[12:36] ---
    What's going on?
[12:37] ---
    Don't worry, we heard everything.
[12:40] ---
    If you want magic,
    then we will be your magicians.
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    What?
[12:44] ---
    What?
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    No matter the challenge
    you can always try.
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    That's my personal motto for ya!
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    Magic show!
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    Thanks for waiting, everyone!
[12:58] ---
    Welcome to the Eagle Inn's
    world-famous magic show!
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    First, the magic of metamorphosis!
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    I'm magical Akubi!
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    Akubi!
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    Go get'em!
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    Here we have
    a perfectly ordinary fifth grader.
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    Behold, metamorphosis!
[13:16] ---
    Hey, perfectly ordinary?
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    Hocus Pocus.
[13:26] ---
    How about a round of applause?
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    Way to go, Akubi!
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    Looking good, Kantaro!
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    Now, feast your eyes on this!
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    Hi, I'm King Genie!
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    Poot!
[13:41] ---
    Look at that sweet thing!
[13:43] ---
    So cute!
[13:46] ---
    Poot poot!
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    Cutie!!
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    Suckers…
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    And now for today's guests…
    Abracadabra.
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    Next up…
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    We present the whiz kid of magicians!
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    Poot!
[14:10] ---
    Get a load of this.
[14:12] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[14:16] ---
    Hocus Pocus.
[14:25] ---
    Yikes, an eagle?
    Isn't it usually a pigeon?
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    I mean…I have nothing
    against eagles, but…
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    Wow, that was amazing!
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    Nice!!
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    Voilá!
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    So once again…
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    Back together after fifty years…
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    Cheers!
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    Gracious me, that was a hoot.
[15:05] ---
    The Eagle Inn comped my room
    as a thank you.
[15:09] ---
    See, trying sure pays off.
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    You sure have changed, Kan.
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    You think so?
[15:20] ---
    Hey, King Genie. How about a game
    of ping pong after this?
[15:23] ---
    That sounds stupendous.
[15:25] ---
    But magic is a no go, okay?
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    Your wish is my command.
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    They haven't seen each other
    in fifty years.
[15:32] ---
    They must have so much
    to catch up on.
[15:34] ---
    Let's let them chat, shall we?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah.
[15:38] ---
    O-Okay…
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    There you are, Kan!
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    Oh, hey.
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    Wow, it's so pretty!
[15:52] ---
    Look, Kan.
    It's a full moon.
[15:54] ---
    Y-Yeah…
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    Hey, Akubi.
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    Hm?
[16:01] ---
    What was Grandpa
    like fifty years ago?
[16:06] ---
    Let's see…
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    Grandpa Kan was a real lazybones.
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    He hardly ever did his homework
    and he barely ever studied.
[16:17] ---
    He was teased a lot at school,
[16:20] ---
    even his dog, Bull-kou, mocked him by chasing him around.
[16:25] ---
    That's why he'd always carry around
    pepper and twisted tissue paper
[16:28] ---
    so he could summon Father
    at any time.
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    That's terrible.
[16:35] ---
    But he had the sweetest heart.
[16:39] ---
    Huh?
[16:40] ---
    That's where he and you are alike.
[16:43] ---
    Huh?
[16:44] ---
    Just kidding!
[16:46] ---
    I think I'll go join your mom again down at the onsen.
[16:58] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[17:00] ---
    He sure is chipper.
[17:02] ---
    I'm sleepy…
[17:04] ---
    So tired.
[17:06] ---
    Time for some morning exercises
    to keep us fit as a fiddle!
[17:09] ---
    Go, Kantaro.
[17:11] ---
    Mom and Dad
    are gonna sleep some more.
[17:15] ---
    One, two, three, four…
[17:18] ---
    One, two, three, four…
[17:20] ---
    Okay next, arm circles!
[17:24] ---
    One, two. One, two.
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    – Who would've thought that
    – One, two. One, two.
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    – Kan would get up early to exercise?
    – One, two. One, two.
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    – I know, he always overslept!
    – One, two. One, two.
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    EAGLE INN SUPER POOL
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    Go, go!
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    No, no, no, no!
[17:44] ---
    Take a load off.
[17:45] ---
    The water moves on its own!
[17:48] ---
    This is fabulous.
[17:51] ---
    Well, yeah, that's how a lazy river works.
[17:53] ---
    Hey, where's Grandpa?
[17:55] ---
    He's swimming against the current!
[17:59] ---
    Don't try this at home.
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    FISHING HOLE
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    Caught one!
[18:02] ---
    Amazing!
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    WHACK-A-MOLE
[18:03] ---
    And then… And then…
    And then… And then…
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    You did it!
[18:07] ---
    All right!
[18:09] ---
    Wow!
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    Let's go!
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    The Eagle Inn's the best.
[18:25] ---
    The Eagle Inn's the best.
[18:27] ---
    Eagle Inn's the best.
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    I'm worn out.
[18:31] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[18:33] ---
    Hey, Kantaro. You're too young to be tired.
[18:38] ---
    Yeah, but!
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    You're as energetic as ever,
    Grandpa Kan.
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    Poot…
[18:45] ---
    This little boy's knackered.
[18:47] ---
    But I still haven't soaked in that one bath I've been looking forward to…
[18:53] ---
    So this is the aquarium hot springs that I've dreamt about
    since I was a kid.
[18:59] ---
    My dream finally came true.
[19:04] ---
    I'm glad, Grandpa.
[19:06] ---
    Thanks.
[19:09] ---
    Sure feels great.
[19:11] ---
    There's nothing like a hot spring
    to refresh your body.
[19:13] ---
    Right, Kantaro?
[19:16] ---
    Yeah.
[19:19] ---
    Hey, Grandpa?
[19:21] ---
    Yes?
[19:22] ---
    How do you always have so much energy?
[19:24] ---
    Huh?
[19:25] ---
    Akubi told me you were a slacker
    in elementary school.
[19:32] ---
    Akubi said that?
[19:34] ---
    Don't tell Akubi, okay?
[19:37] ---
    King Genie really changed me.
[19:41] ---
    Really?
[19:43] ---
    Fifty years ago,
    when King Genie and Akubi came into my life,
[19:46] ---
    they always stuck by me
    like family.
[19:50] ---
    I thought they'd be around forever…
[19:53] ---
    Then it was time to say goodbye.
[19:57] ---
    When King Genie and Akubi left, I finally realized…
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    My entire life
    I had relied on others.
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    PASS
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    That's when I decided
    I would never again run from a challenge.
[20:09] ---
    It was a mindset
    I carried with me into adulthood.
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    Before I hit retirement, I quit my job and moved abroad.
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    It was a challenge to myself.
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    But I do have one regret.
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    You do?
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    There was a girl
    Grandpa really liked.
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    Huh?
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    But I never did tell her how I felt.
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    If only I had had the courage.
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    Who knows what might have happened?
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    I had no idea.
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    You're still young, Kantaro.
    The sky's the limit!
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    It's better to regret what you
    have done than what you haven't.
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    Regret what you have done
    not what you haven't?
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    You gotta take a chance in life!
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    I've been dreaming about this for fifty years!
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    The golden bathtub!
    How it sparkles!
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    Eagle Inn,
    you kick ass!
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    The perfect bathtub
    for a prince!
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    And then after that.
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    Grandpa Kan's gone.
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    Yeah, but it was so nice seeing him again,
    he was so full of joy.
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     A little overfilled, if you ask me.
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    Regret what you have done
    not what you haven't…huh?
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    Did you say something, Kan?
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    No, nothing.
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    See that yawn with mouth
    opened wide
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    that shows after a full stomach
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    Now you yawn that contagious yawn
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    Happiness links
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    Even if we're far, far apart
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    I will always be by your side
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    Can you hear this voice of mine?
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    All right, here we go, let's jump!
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    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
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    we will find our way
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    Though there may be
    nothing guiding us
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    Hooray hooray,
    may our dreams come true
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    We're wishing with our hearts
    (one more time!)
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    Hooray hooray, it's all right,
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    For tomorrow there will be sun
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    together we will be as one
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    Hooray hooray,
    someone sends someone
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    strength by a cheer
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    all around the world
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    We will surely meet again!
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    a Japanese hot spring!
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