E8 - Ninja Vs. Genie
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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Let's compare.
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Today we get to talk about ninjas.
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Ninja King Genie has arrived!
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Not a bad look, Father!
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Ninjas were most active
during the Sengoku period.
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That was way longer than fifty years ago.
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They used ninjutsu to disarm the enemy
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and engaged in special espionage missions.
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You think there are any
ninjas around still today?
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Yeah right.
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Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.
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Take a look at this.
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Wow, there's an actual posting for ninjas
on this job search site.
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There is, a real full-time ninja!
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But this is just to
entertain tourists.
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No, I have a feeling it's
a serious training course.
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Like I said, no way…
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Whether you choose to
believe it is up to you.
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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Let's take action, action in a new world!
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Action! Action!
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Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Achoo!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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NINJA LAND
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NINJA LAND
NINJA VS. GENIE
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Welcome to Ninja Land!
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Kaneamari Group is proud to present
our latest amusement park!
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- Wow.
- Awesome!
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It's no big deal.
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I mean, it's only as big as
ten Tokyo Domes.
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Wow!!
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Just someone tell me why
we're dressed like this.
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It's a ninja theme park, silly.
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Most come in ninja cosplay.
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I feel like I'm a real authentic ninja.
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A kunoichi…
I love it. I'm so excited.
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You look pretty cool, Kan.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Today, you get to be my guests.
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Have a blast, guys!
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Yeah!
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Good for you, Kan.
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You even made sure to
bring your relatives.
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Oh, well…
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If you only knew.
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See? Look how happy he is.
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If she only knew.
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Poot!
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Look, he's having a ball.
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What a cutie.
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Damn him...
Little shit is older than me!
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Shucks. I thought I'd be able to
ride the local train,
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JR 14 series passenger car.
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And I wanted to watch the train
switchback at the way station.
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So why are we on this bus?!
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Okay, first stop is one of
Ninja Land's main attractions,
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the Ninja Experience!
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The Ninja Experience?
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Wow, that sounds cool.
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Come on, let's hurry.
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I hate this kinda stuff.
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What a group we have today.
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I'm Ninja Suizo, and I will be your instructor.
Now I need your total focus!
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As members of our shinobi clan
you form the upper echelon of ninja fighters.
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Hey, we're the upper echelon.
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But you will now be put to the test!
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NINJUTSU SCROLL
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Headquarters has been
besieged by enemy forces
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and the sacred scroll has
fallen into their hands.
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Unless we take back what is ours,
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the world will unravel into chaos.
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That's terrible!
We must get it back!
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Easy there, calm down.
This is all just a game.
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Yeah, but it all seems so real.
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I'm ready for anything.
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Let's do this!
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I knew you could handle it!
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Overcome the obstacles
and recover the sacred scroll!
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Yeah!
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And then after that.
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Oh no, it's a dead end.
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So that's it?
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Headquarters is outfitted
with ninja defenses.
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Lean against the wall to
reveal a secret passage.
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I'll go.
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Wow.
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What the... that is so neat!
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Now that is how a ninja does it.
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Kan, come on hurry!
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Fine, we'll do this then go home.
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Not so fast.
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What the heck?
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Kan?
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What are you doing, Kantaro?
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Hilarious!
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That's weird.
Why is it spinning around like that?
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Kan!
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Before you lies the hallway
of nightingale floors.
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The boards creak under pressure
producing a chirping sound.
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Underneath a ninja, however,
they remain quiet as a mouse.
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Humph, that's easy.
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Quietly…
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What?!
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Make a sound,
and you'll alert the enemy.
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Try the namba aruki technique.
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Namba aruki?
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Both arm and leg from the same side
of the body moves simultaneously.
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NAMBA ARUKI NORMAL WALK
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Supposedly ninjas did it too.
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It's good for conserving energy.
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Evenly distributing the force over
two axes increases efficiency.
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Not to mention
helps keep your steps silent.
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It's not working.
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The boards may have got us this time.
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Let's try it too.
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So we just have to
walk quietly, huh?
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Mumbo Jumbo
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What the hell?
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Why are you the only one
making that sound?
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Bastard strikes again…
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Hey, you!
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Shit, they got us cornered.
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What do we do?
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This is just a setback, you can do it!
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All right!
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We can do that too!
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There!
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Okay, me too!
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Poot!
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Err…So heavy.
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Kan!
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Hocus Pocus!
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That was close, Kan.
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Akubi...
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I didn't even see
the tatami mat move.
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That was amazing, Yotayama.
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What happened?
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Escape from the underground passage.
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Follow me!
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Okay!
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I'll follow you.
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Your final test is shuriken.
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Aim at the center of the target
to recover the scroll!
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All right,
watch me hit right in the middle!
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There!
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Almost!
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Come on, focus!
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Put your soul into it.
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Oh? You're not gonna throw it?
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Are you hungry?
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Did you know ninjas only
seldom used shuriken?
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Their primary focus was espionage
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to gather Intel.
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So they didn't need weapons.
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Besides, leaving behind a shuriken
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could mean traceable evidence…
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Time's up.
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What? There was a time limit?
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Next up is Kan. Good luck!
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I don't care where the hell it lands,
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I just wanna go home.
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Get ready for some humble pie.
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Poot.
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Whoa.
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Huh?
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CONGRATULATIONS
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Dead center?
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Kantaro did…?
Are you serious?
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Wow, amazing!
You did it, Kan!
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Wow, I'm shocked!
Well done.
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I did…huh?
Seriously?
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NINJUTSU SCROLL
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Excellent work.
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Your superior marksmanship
brought us back the scroll.
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Th-Thanks.
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And then after that.
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Delicious!
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Ninja pizza's the best!
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Ninja takoyaki,
ninja yakisoba, ninja kebabs.
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Everything tastes so yummy.
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Ninja Land also has
a complete food court.
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The Ninja Experience
was a lot of fun.
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What you did with the shuriken
was really amazing, Kan.
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R-Really?
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Humph, he just got lucky
that's all.
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That's not true.
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Listen everyone!
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The evening ninja show
is the highlight of Ninja Land.
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Witness the stealthy stunts
of the art of the ninja.
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A Ninja show? Sounds like fun!
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I can't wait.
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What? We're not leaving yet?
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Go and enjoy a nice meal
while you wait.
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Yumizu Kaneamari…
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Finally, some peace.
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The next bus home is mine…
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Kan!
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We're all going on
the roller coaster now.
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Come with us, Kan!
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Umm…
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Oh, I know! Akubi,
can you call Magic Carpet?
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What? I can, but why?
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Well, the thing is…you know…
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I want to see Ninja Land
from the sky.
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Okay, sure.
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Hocus Pocus.
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Thank you for waiting!
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Thank you. I'll see you later.
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Huh?
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Magic Carpet,
we're going home.
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Geez, you know I have feelings too.
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Make sure no one sees me, okay?
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Yes, sire.
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Oh, Kan!
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Hm?
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That speed!
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Now we're talking.
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Just amazing.
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Crap! Stop!
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Sure thing.
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Whoops.
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You all right?
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Ever heard of a gradual stop?
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Huh?
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Your lower body strength is remarkable.
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Oh…You're that guy from…umm…
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It's Ninja Suizo!
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And the way you threw that shuriken!
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Yes! You are a natural.
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What?
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No way.
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I know ninja talent when I see it.
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Look, I have a favor to ask,
but only because I believe in you.
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A favor?
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Will you please consider
being in our ninja show?
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Ninja show…?
[12:14] ---
What?!
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That's awesome, Kan!
You've been scouted.
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Wait, wait, wait, you can't just ask me that.
Besides, there's no way.
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Don't worry!
It'd be super easy.
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And the fact of the matter is
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one of our actors is out sick…
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So I need your help.
[12:34] ---
What?
[12:36] ---
With a little training, I know you'll
master the shuriken in no time.
[12:40] ---
Hmm…
But how will that help me later in life?
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Huh... the power's off.
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Ninpo power on jutsu!
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Yeah, that might come in handy.
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Please! We're depending on you!
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Well, if you insist.
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Then it's all set, Kan.
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Okay, fine.
[13:11] ---
Hey, where's Kan?
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Akubi's gone too.
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Oh well. Let's just leave them
and go on the roller coaster.
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It's gonna be fun!
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No, we can't do that.
We have to go find them.
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What? W-Wait!
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There!
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Huh? That's weird.
I keep missing.
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Perhaps you're thinking too hard.
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Calm your mind and focus on the throw.
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Okay.
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Come on, hit it!
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Why?
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Hey!
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Akubi!
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Kan!
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Kantaro!
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Akubi!
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About the boy and girl
you guys are looking for…
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I think I saw them in Hagakure Forest.
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Oh, really?
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All right, let's head over there.
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Thank you, Mister!
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I can't…
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I guess that was just beginner's luck…
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Come on!
Look how hard you've been working.
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You can't give up now.
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What's the point?
I'm getting nowhere.
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Sorry, Ninja Suizo.
The show will have to go on without me.
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Kan…
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Enough.
I'm actually getting suckier.
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Everyone's just going to laugh.
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I won't laugh.
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Ninja Suizo.
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Especially since I know
how hard you've been working.
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But…
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Didn't I tell you?
I'm never wrong about these things.
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When I first saw you throw the
shuriken, I could sense your soul.
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I saw it gleam.
I mean it.
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Really…you think so?
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I know so.
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I know you can do it.
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Why don't you give it another go, huh?
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I'll support you the best I can.
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Yeah! I'll support you too.
So let's keep going, Kan!
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Okay.
[15:37] ---
So this is Hagakure Forest?
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It's kinda creepy.
[15:41] ---
Yeah…why would
those two be here?
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What the heck is this?
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Gotcha, Yumizu Kaneamari!
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Huh?
[15:55] ---
You're gonna make a fine ransom.
[15:59] ---
Y-You're kidding, right?
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, I get it!
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This is a surprise show that Ninja
Land put together for me, right?
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Is it?
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Yeah, it's almost my birthday.
[16:14] ---
Jeez louise,
you really had me there for a second.
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Yeah, that scared me.
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So that's what this is.
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Whatever floats your boat, kid.
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...and keeps you fools quiet.
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So what do you think
will happen to us next?
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No, this is a real kidnapping.
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Pootpoopoot.
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There, there.
It's just a surprise.
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Poot!
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I did it!
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Yeah, that's the way!
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Looking good, Kan.
You got it now.
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All right!
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I get it, we're supposed to act
like we're getting kidnapped.
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I wonder where we're going.
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I'm gonna be a very rich man.
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I'm telling you,
this is a real kidnapping.
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Oh? You guys?
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That man…
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He's trying to kidnap the young master!
[17:14] ---
What? Kidnap?
[17:16] ---
Young master?
You mean Kaneamari, right?
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Yes, we must rescue him.
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That's asking for it.
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We'll go back and call the police.
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He'll just get away.
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Listen.
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I'm an undercover agent
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who has served the Kaneamari family
since the Sengoku period.
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What? So that means
you're a real ninja?
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Really?
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The kidnapper is
a traitor of our clan.
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His intentions are unclear,
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but I will get the young master back.
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There he goes.
[17:51] ---
We have to tag along.
We have to help him and everyone else.
[17:54] ---
But…I'm sure Ninja Suizo
will take care of it.
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I mean he is a real ninja…
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But we can't let him go it alone.
That's just reckless.
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We have to help.
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I'll support you the best I can.
[18:11] ---
Yeah, that's the way!
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Ninja Suizo…
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Kan!
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Let's go, Akubi!
It's my turn to step up to the plate!
[18:31] ---
Now I can stop the car.
[18:33] ---
Oh? You loosened it.
[18:36] ---
Poot!
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We gotta keep
playing the role of hostage.
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Well-to-do moron.
[18:50] ---
Wow, this is great.
[18:52] ---
It's all so realistic.
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He just doesn't know when to give up.
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Ninja Suizo!
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That's!
The flying squirrel jutsu?!
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I knew it.
That kid has real talent.
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What are you going to do, Kan?
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I have no choice but to use this.
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Then I'll support you.
You aim for the car, Kan.
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Got it.
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I hope this works.
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Don't worry. Just focus.
I know you can do it, Kan.
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Focus…
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Hey, isn't that Kantaro?
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Poot?
[19:35] ---
Don't tell me Kan is supposed to rescue me?
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No way.
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- Focus…
- Your shuriken had soul.
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- Focus…
- I know you can do it, Kan!
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Focus…
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Go!!
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Hocus Pocus.
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A-Amazing.
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Wow…
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Not so fast.
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Ninja Suizo!
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You did it, Kan!
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The boy does rise to the occasion.
[20:25] ---
That was great.
[20:26] ---
What a wonderful
surprise show that was.
[20:28] ---
You know…
you guys were in real danger.
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Yeah, that was
an awesome show, right?
[20:34] ---
Did you enjoy Kan's amazing talent?
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Yeah, really thrilling.
[20:43] ---
Geez…
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Now's my chance…
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Just this once…
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Shirokage ninja to the rescue.
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Hey, Kantaro.
That was some amazing action.
[21:05] ---
I was really impressed.
[21:07] ---
I know! You were so cool.
[21:10] ---
You know…how I laughed at you
when you messed up?
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Well…I'm sorry about that.
[21:16] ---
Huh?
[21:19] ---
Yeah…
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NINJA SHOW
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And then after that.
The ninja show is about to begin.
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NINJA LAND
SUPER NINJA SHOW
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Awesome.
[21:32] ---
Yeah, looking good!
[21:35] ---
Ninjas gotta have their toys!
[21:37] ---
Hocus Pocus.
[21:40] ---
Huh? What is this?
[21:43] ---
Transform jutsu.
[21:44] ---
What the heck is that?
[21:46] ---
- You had to go crimp my style!
- Thank you, thank you.
[21:50] ---
NINJA LAND
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You ruin everything!
[22:01] ---
The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive
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As long as you're there by my side
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I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
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I want to have the strength
to take the first step
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And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain
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All I want is to be close to you
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And feel your warmth comfort me
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Action! Once you hear my call
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You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care
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So let's go and
find our dreams together now
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PREVIEW
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Spend money like water.
I'm Yumizu Kaneamari!
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Powerful and energetic as always.
Gondawara, I'm raring to go!
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The ratio of curry sauce
to rice is six to four.
[23:35] ---
I'm Mitsuru Manpukuzaka.
[23:37] ---
We finally got to
introduce ourselves.
[23:39] ---
We rarely get a chance
to say our last names.
[23:41] ---
My dad bought out this time frame
so we can introduce ourselves.
[23:45] ---
What?!
[23:46] ---
Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:49] ---
Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!
[23:49] ---
PREVIEW
OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
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Don't miss it!
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