E3 - Love Is in the Air…from the Vase

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    Let's take another look back!
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    You know it!
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    It's yesteryear and today!
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    Today we're all about telephones.
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    This is a specimen
    from fifty years ago,
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    the fabulous sixties.
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    Abracadabra.
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    Oh, right! The rotary phones!
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    It has a cord?
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    You better believe it.
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    You know, fifty years ago,
    a phone at home was a rarity.
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    Come on!
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    In fact, on average, just seven out of
    a hundred had a phone back then.
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    That's it?
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    Now, with cell phones,
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    those old fashioned landlines
    are practically extinct.
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    The first portable phone
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    made its epic world debut
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    OSAKA EXPO
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    at the Osaka Expo in 1970.
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    It was the inspiration for what
    would become the modern cell phone.
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    And then!
    Fifty years later, today!
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    Smart phones, right?
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    Smart?
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    Like me?
    A cell phone can be stylish and elegant?
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    Not that kind of smart, silly.
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    You know, like
    witty, intelligent.
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    So an intelligent phone, huh?
    Who would've thought...
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    That's technology!
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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    Let's take action, action in a new world!
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    Action! Action!
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    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    LOVE IS IN THE AIR... FROM THE VASE
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    Whaat?!
[03:00] ---
    You found a Komachi and a Hayate coupling?
[03:02] ---
    Uh-huh.
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    I just posted it online,
    watch when you get home.
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    Awesome!
    I'll check it out.
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    Kan and Mario!
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    Whatcha talking about?
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    About a video Mario took.
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    Wow, what kind of a video?
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    It shows two bullet trains coupling.
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    Yeah, I went all the way to
    Morioka station to film it.
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    You never cease to amaze, Mario.
    I still haven't graduated from models.
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    Yeah, there's just nothing
    like seeing the real thing.
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    Watch how Komachi enters
    slowly from the front.
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    Oh, so it's pulling in to the station.
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    Yeah, their tips nudge together
    thanks to dual retractable couplers…
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    Creak, crunch!
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    Ah! Just thinking about it
    makes me excited.
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    Oh no.
    If I can't control myself, then…
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    It'll happen…
    Shit... it's happening!
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    Eww, disgusting.
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    Tell me about it…
    who was that?
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    Huh? What?
    It wasn't me!
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    And then! After that!
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    See'ya! Bye!
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    CAUTION
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    Bye, Kan!
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    Okay, Mario.
    See you tomorrow.
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    All aboard!
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    All right!
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    Wow…
    Mario was totally right…
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    Komachi and Hayate coupling is crazy cool.
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    Oops, oh no!
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    You yawn, and I'm all ears, it's Akubi!
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    Shit, it's you again.
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    Geez Louise, you have a sweet tooth
    and a lazy streak.
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    Who're you calling lazy!
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    I'm working hard on my hobby.
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    Wow, look at it go.
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    You know, you can do more than watch videos,
    you can take them too.
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    Huh? What do you mean?
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    See, I just took a video of you.
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    Huh? What do you mean?
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    That's me... but how?
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    Please tell me you at least
    know something about these things.
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    Mr. Smart Phone!
    Play me some music.
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    Coming right up.
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    It talks?
    And plays you music?
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    Did you forget?
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    I already told you about A.I..
    It really is changing things.
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    Mr. Smart Phone, stop the music please.
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    Well it's no substitute for magic!
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    Fine! I'm gonna buy one of those
    smart phone thingies you like so much.
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    Huh?
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    If I'm ever going to be queen,
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    I'm going to have to know
    how this world works.
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    Where do you buy those, Kan?
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    You have to be an adult to buy one.
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    Adult… Then I'll just use
    a little transformation magic!
[06:06] ---
    What?!
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    Hocus Pocus
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    This should do it.
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    Okay, Kan.
    Where do I go to buy a smart phone?
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    And then after that.
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    SMARTPHONE CORNER
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    I'm sorry but…
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    You need a bank account, personal seal
    and ID to enter into a contract.
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    Darn…
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    You said it was for your queen training,
    but you actually really wanted one.
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    Yeah… I mean no! Listen!
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    I'll never really know if it
    beats magic until I have one, right?
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    Hmm…
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    Oh?!
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    Check out this chair.
    It's amazing!
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    Wow, it's like a spaceship.
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    That's a massage chair.
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    What? This massages you?
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    That's all well and good,
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    but a massage chair can't beat
    Father's magic hands.
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    See for yourself then.
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    What the?
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    It's massaging me all over
    at the same time.
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    The A.I. tells it exactly where
    it needs to press to be effective.
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    That's amazing.
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    And then after that.
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    Wow, what's this box?
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    How do I get inside?
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    Hey, stop touching it.
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    So, this is a washing machine.
    You put laundry inside, not people.
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    Washing machine…?!
    This is?!
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    Umm…you don't even know this?
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    I mean,
    are you supposed to put water in it?
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    That can't be it because
    the water would just fall out.
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    Everyone knows this is
    what a washing machine looks like.
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    It'll even spin dry it after washing.
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    Now, you dump in the clothes
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    and the machine washes and dries everything.
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    It even dries!!
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    Yup. Push this button and you're all set.
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    Wow, pure magic.
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    And then after that.
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    Look, a toy dog.
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    You know, these were a lot floofier
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    fifty years ago.
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    It's not really a toy.
    Here, stick your hand out.
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    Huh?
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    Wow, it shook my hand.
    It's so cute. It's like a real dog.
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    TOYS
    VIDEOGAMES
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    It can even do this.
    Hey, go fetch.
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    Wow!
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    And then after that.
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    Whoa!
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    It's flying! What is this?
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    Drone.
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    Drone?
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    Sure it can fly,
    but it's no magic carpet.
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    This doesn't just fly.
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    Huh?
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    That's us on there!
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    We can see what the drone sees with this.
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    I'm speachless…
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    Thanks to drones,
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    we can see and record places
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    that were totally out of reach before.
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    Magic Carpet can't do
    anything like that.
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    Okay, happy now?
    Let's get going…
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    No!
[09:07] ---
    What?
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    I wanna see more!
[09:10] ---
    Whaat?
[09:12] ---
    Wow, it sounds like an
    orchestra is right here.
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    Where is the wind coming from?
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    This will make my skin silky smooth?
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    I've never seen
    so many amazing things.
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    Maybe this really is the end for magic…
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    Don't be like that…
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    Oh?
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    Hey, Kan!
[09:33] ---
    Oh, Mario.
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    Oh? Is he your friend, Kan?
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    Yeah.
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    Oh, wonderful!
    You have friends, too!
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    Listen…
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    Nice to meet you!
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    I'm here from the genie world
    on a special training mission…
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    Shh!
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    Oh… sorry... I…
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    Um…Mario…
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    So she's…umm…
    Oh yeah! A distant relative…
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    I'm Akubi.
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    Akemi… you have a heavenly name.
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    No, not Akemi…
    Oh well, whatever.
[10:15] ---
    So, what's up, Mario?
[10:17] ---
    Huh? Well…
[10:18] ---
    I came to check out some cameras…
    to film railways…
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    Railway?
[10:22] ---
    Mario's into train stuff, too.
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    Wow. So you two share
    the same hobby!
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    Y-Yes! I'm Mario Kashikomari.
    It's a pleasure.
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    Nice to meet you, Mario.
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    Sh-She just called me Mario!
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    But…
[10:40] ---
    Oh no! Of course this is happening now…
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    Seems someone went poot poot.
[10:54] ---
    Whoa!
[10:55] ---
    What? Why is he here?
    No one farted.
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    I didn't hear anything.
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    Eww, gnarly.
[11:04] ---
    No way…
[11:05] ---
    Huh…
[11:05] ---
    - What? N-No, it wasn't me!
    - Interesting…
[11:08] ---
    So this putz is the new boss, huh?
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    - I'd never do it in front of people.
    - He seems more responsible than Kantaro.
[11:15] ---
    Actually…
[11:15] ---
    What's with this baby? I think it
    crawled out of this vase…
[11:20] ---
    But that's impossible!
[11:23] ---
    I don't...
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    Was this vase here?
[11:27] ---
    Y-Yes. Right there.
[11:31] ---
    Then where did this baby come from…?
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    FREE INSTALLATION
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    Looks like…this place's
    going to be a lot of fun…
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    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
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    What should we do?
[11:40] ---
    Maybe we should take him
    to lost and found…
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    What? That's not a good idea…
[11:45] ---
    But a baby shouldn't be all alone.
[11:48] ---
    You are right about that, but…
[11:51] ---
    Let's wait and see, Mario.
[11:55] ---
    Wow. She called me Mario again.
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    FREE INSTALLATION
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    Yes, you're absolutely correct, Akemi!
[12:02] ---
    Wait, he's calling Sis, Akemi?
[12:04] ---
    Easy there, Mario.
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    If it was you,
    please oh please do it again.
[12:08] ---
    I said it wasn't me!
[12:12] ---
    How can I say I farted
    in front of Akemi?
[12:15] ---
    You're quick to point the finger,
    I bet it was you, Kan.
[12:18] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
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    No, it wasn't.
    Please, Mario, do it once more.
[12:21] ---
    I told you, it wasn't me!
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    Hold on! Stop fighting!
[12:25] ---
    Of course, Akemi.
[12:26] ---
    Fighting won't accomplish anything.
[12:27] ---
    What is with him?
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    Before he farts me away,
    I’m gonna have some fun!
[12:35] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
    LIGHTWEIGHT
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    How hard can it suck you ask?
[12:39] ---
    Let me show you!
[12:41] ---
    Prepare to be amazed.
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    Poot.
[12:45] ---
    Nothing in the world sucks harder…
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    Oh no. I can't stop it.
[12:57] ---
    Poot!
[12:58] ---
    Prince Farty!
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    Bro! Kan!
[13:02] ---
    Akemi! Watch out!
[13:05] ---
    Oh! She touched me…
[13:25] ---
    You okay, Kan? Kan?
[13:28] ---
    Oh, is it Akubi…?
    What the heck…
[13:33] ---
    …just happened?
[13:35] ---
    What?
[13:38] ---
    Um…who are you…
[13:41] ---
    What are you talking about?
    It's me.
[13:44] ---
    Hm?
[13:45] ---
    It's Akubi!
[13:46] ---
    Akubi? N-No way! It can't be!
[13:56] ---
    Huh? You're…Akubi?!
[14:00] ---
    What's going on?
    Am I dreaming?
[14:04] ---
    It's not a dream.
[14:06] ---
    Wh-Who is that?
[14:08] ---
    It's me, Kan.
    King Genie.
[14:12] ---
    What?!
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    But you look nothing like him.
[14:16] ---
    What's going on?
[14:18] ---
    For some reason,
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    traveling to the human world
    changes our appearance.
[14:24] ---
    So that means, this place is…
[14:26] ---
    …inside the vase.
[14:27] ---
    Correct! In other words…
[14:30] ---
    …this is the genie world!
[14:32] ---
    What?!
[14:34] ---
    And then after that.
[14:36] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
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    Mind blowing, yes?
    There's just no sucker like it.
[14:41] ---
    W-What just happened?
[14:44] ---
    Hmm… This is that Akubi?
    I can't believe it.
[14:52] ---
    B-But, Akubi in the human world
    is just a little kid.
[14:57] ---
    So your appearance and your age changes?
[15:00] ---
    Yes, it certainly does appear that way.
[15:02] ---
    It's likely because…
[15:04] ---
    The genie world functions
    on a different axis of time.
[15:08] ---
    The axis of time…
[15:09] ---
    That makes perfect sense.
[15:11] ---
    Way to go, Bro.
[15:13] ---
    Huh?
[15:14] ---
    What? Th-This is Prince Farty?!
[15:16] ---
    Yup.
[15:18] ---
    Y-You're kidding!
    You mean the baby?
[15:22] ---
    Oh yeah? So outside the vase,
    I'm a baby on the inside too?
[15:27] ---
    I hardly remember anything.
[15:29] ---
    Really?
[15:30] ---
    Then I guess you don't recall
    turning my model train into a missile
[15:33] ---
    and launching it into my magazine
[15:36] ---
    before turning the playground equipment
    into ferocious animals?
[15:42] ---
    Sorry, doesn't ring a bell…
[15:44] ---
    What?
[15:45] ---
    Moving on…
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:48] ---
    Nice to meet you, Kantaro.
[15:52] ---
    Y-Yes, nice to meet you too.
[15:59] ---
    BIG 15% POINT RETURN EVENT
[15:59] ---
    Where's Akemi and that baby…
    and Kan…?
[16:08] ---
    Now that I think about it…
[16:10] ---
    It all happened so fast, but…
[16:13] ---
    I think everyone went in there…
[16:20] ---
    …but it feels empty.
[16:22] ---
    How the heck...
[16:25] ---
    I've never been so confused in my life.
[16:28] ---
    Just relax.
[16:30] ---
    Yes, please make yourself at home.
[16:34] ---
    Yeah, if it were only that easy.
[16:36] ---
    This is more a palace than a home, you know.
[16:39] ---
    Well, we are the royal family
    of the genie world.
[16:43] ---
    Royal family?
[16:45] ---
    And that's why Father sent me
    to the human world.
[16:48] ---
    So I can learn to be queen.
[16:52] ---
    So what Akubi said was true.
[16:57] ---
    You have a dog?
[16:58] ---
    Hey! Cometh here, boy!
[17:06] ---
    This is my pet dog, Bull-kou.
[17:08] ---
    Bull what?
[17:10] ---
    This was the sweet bulldog that lived in
    Kan's neighborhood fifty years ago.
[17:15] ---
    The little guy wasn't always so sweet.
[17:19] ---
    Of course, now we are two peas in a pod.
[17:24] ---
    Okaay?
[17:26] ---
    Huh?
[17:28] ---
    He wants to say hi.
[17:30] ---
    Well…I'm not good…with d-dogs…
[17:36] ---
    Help!
[17:40] ---
    Hmm… What just happened…?
[17:44] ---
    Fan!
[17:46] ---
    Was I out cold or something?
[17:55] ---
    Get away from me.
[17:56] ---
    Don't worry, he won't hurt you.
[18:01] ---
    Oh?
[18:02] ---
    Someone must have called him?
[18:07] ---
    Your wish is my command.
    Ta-dah!
[18:09] ---
    Stay away…
[18:12] ---
    Oh…I'm back.
[18:14] ---
    Mom! Something came out of the vase!
[18:17] ---
    What?
[18:18] ---
    Oh, it's a humidifier.
    What an interesting design.
[18:23] ---
    U-Um…
[18:24] ---
    The vase go poof poof.
    Uh huh.
[18:26] ---
    Huh? Right, Mario?
    That vacuum cleaner was amazing!
[18:29] ---
    And who might this fine lad be, Kan?
[18:31] ---
    My friend.
[18:32] ---
    Friend? That is glorious!
    How wonderful to hear you have friends as well.
[18:38] ---
    This guy's totally nuts.
    Clearly he is the father…
[18:42] ---
    But he looks so different,
    I just can't believe it.
[18:44] ---
    That's her father? No way.
[18:46] ---
    Father!
[18:49] ---
    My name is Mario Kashikomari.
    It is really very nice to meet you sir.
[18:54] ---
    Well, it is really very nice to meet you.
[18:55] ---
    What a wonderful surprise!
    Who knew Kan had such polite friends.
[19:01] ---
    It is a complete and total
    honor to meet you sir.
[19:04] ---
    Oh no, the honor is mine, young lad.
[19:07] ---
    I know he can be a bit much,
    but please give the boy a chance.
[19:10] ---
    - You think I am a bit much?
    - I promise.
[19:12] ---
    And please give my best to
    your daughter too.
[19:15] ---
    Yes, of course. I hope you two will
    get to know each other more.
[19:19] ---
    You have no idea how much that means to me…
[19:23] ---
    I think I might have to cry!
[19:26] ---
    Focus here, King Genie!
[19:28] ---
    Everyone is looking
    at us in here.
[19:30] ---
    Oh, I think you're right.
[19:32] ---
    Open Gama.
[19:35] ---
    TABLE PEPPER
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    Forgive me, Mario.
[19:43] ---
    Kan, Mario, see you again!
[19:49] ---
    Oh? Where's Father?
[19:52] ---
    Yeah, I wonder where he went.
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    Oh well, I'd better get home.
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    Hang on, Kan!
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    When will Akemi be back?
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    W-When? Not sure…
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    Then where does she live?
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    You are related, right?
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    Well… when you put it like that…
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    Tell me how I can see her again.
[20:11] ---
    What? You wanna see her?
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    You're my best friend, right?
[20:15] ---
    I shouldn't have to say anymore.
    You know how I feel about her.
[20:20] ---
    What…Mario…are you serious?
[20:25] ---
    Let's eat!
[20:30] ---
    I can't let this thing out of my sight.
[20:39] ---
    Oh? You're not eating, Kan?
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    Kan.
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    Hey, what's wrong?
    Falling in love, perhaps?
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:48] ---
    Oops, I think I've said too much!
[20:50] ---
    No, the only thing he is
    in love with is his trains.
[20:57] ---
    What? Is this…
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    I'm so confused…
[21:06] ---
    Oh, Akubi…
[21:10] ---
    - …could they really be the same person?
    - Hocus Pocus.
[21:16] ---
    Nope, I'm just gonna forget about it.
[21:22] ---
    Oops, oh no!
[21:31] ---
    I think I heard a yawn, it's Akubi!
[21:36] ---
    Oh, Kan. I see you're taking a bath.
[21:40] ---
    What's going on, Kan…
[21:42] ---
    Huh?
[21:43] ---
    What's wrong, Kan…
[21:44] ---
    Huh…?
[21:45] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[21:47] ---
    How's it hanging!
[22:01] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:41] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
[22:53] ---
    All I want is to be close to you
[22:57] ---
    And feel your warmth comfort me
[23:02] ---
    Action! Once you hear my call
[23:05] ---
    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
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    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
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    PREVIEW
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    You know, Kan told me today that
    my spell sounds like a tongue twister.
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    If we're talking tongue twisters,
    here's one.
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    Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
    [Japanese tongue twister:
    akamakigami aomakigami kimakigami]
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    Say it faster.
[23:36] ---
    Red scroll, blue scroll, yellow scroll.
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    Way to go, Father.
[23:39] ---
    Isn't there one
    that's more with the times?
[23:41] ---
    Then how about this?
[23:42] ---
    Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
[23:44] ---
    Your turn, Father.
[23:45] ---
    Red tapioca, blue tapioca, yellow tapioca.
[23:47] ---
    Next time on Genie Family 2020…
[23:50] ---
    Accident, Please!
[23:50] ---
    PREVIEW
    ACCIDENT, PLEASE
[23:51] ---
    That's our story!
[23:52] ---
    Don't miss it!
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