E7 - Preschool for Little Bro!

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    Fifty years ago!
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    And now!
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    It's yesteryear and today.
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    Let's talk about diapers.
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    Back then, cloth diapers were all the rage.
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    So this is a cloth diaper, huh?
    I could get used to this.
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    That's a sumo wrestler's loincloth.
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    This is a cloth diaper.
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    In those days, a dirty diaper meant
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    going through the trouble of
    a laborious hand prewash.
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    There were disposable diapers,
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    but they were costly
    and not exactly user friendly.
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    They didn't really catch on.
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    Now tons of people use the disposable kind.
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    I'm part of the new nappies generation.
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    Modern diapers use superabsorbent polymer
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    and can be pulled up like pants,
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    they're changing every day.
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    There are even adult diapers now.
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    Here you go, Father.
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    Oh no, I respectfully decline.
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    Really, in just fifty years…
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    Amazing!!
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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    Let's take action, action in a new world!
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    Action! Action!
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    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Let's go, King Genie!
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    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    PRESCHOOL FOR LITTLE BRO!
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    Hm?
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    Kan, could you come here!
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    I'm busy!
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    Well, so am I!
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    Geez…
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    Reminds me of Kantaro…
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    Whoa! Babies!
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    And three of them!
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    They're triplets.
    They're my friend's.
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    You sure you don't
    mind if I leave them with you?
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    Don't be silly.
    What are friends for?
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    You'll be fine, right, Dear?
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    Yeah…
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    I know I can count on you, Kan.
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    Huh? How did I get roped into this?
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    We're getting our hair done,
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    then going to our class reunion.
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    I need you to help, okay?
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    Why me?
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    We have no choice. Her husband had to
    go on a business trip.
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    Okay, see you boys later.
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    Thank you so much.
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    Come on... it's Saturday,
    it was supposed to be
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    just me and my model trains today…
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    You're telling me.
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    I was supposed to
    catch up on my sleep today.
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    Sounds like someone needs a snooze!
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    Wow.
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    Three babies! Adorable!!
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    They're triplets.
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    Wow, so why are they here?
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    We're stuck with babysitting them.
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    Babysitting?
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    What a great opportunity!
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    You've never had a chance
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    to play with little kids
    as an only child, right?
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    Oh right, you're acting like this
    cause you have a little brother.
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    Yeah, I know all about taking care of kids.
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    Leave it to me!
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    Great, that makes me feel a lot better
    if Akubi will help.
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    You don't mind if I get a little shut eye, do you?
    Call me if you need me.
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    Wait, Dad!
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    There's stuff to use there.
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    There's stuff?
    I don't know what to do with them!
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    Shall we sneeze and call Father?
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    King Genie, huh?
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    Well, I was kinda thinking instead…
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    Oh, by the way,
    where's your mom?
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    Huh? Our mom?
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    Yeah, what is she up to?
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    That is a secret
    in the genie world.
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    Oh?
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    King Genie?
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    I thought I heard
    his voice just now…
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    Anyway, as long as they stay asleep,
    this'll be a walk in the park.
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    Oh? Is wittle precious up?
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    Oh my, what's the matter?
    There, there.
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    I think they want their mommy.
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    No, it'll be fine.
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    Oh no. Another one's up.
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    Kan, pick him up!
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    There, there.
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    Come on, stop crying!
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    Oh! The last one's up!
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    Dammit, we need more hands!
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    Dad!
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    Bull-ko, Bull-ko!
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    The cat's useless!
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    Don't cry!
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    Hocus Pocus.
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    Huh?
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    Look, a panda!
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    Come on, Kan!
    Pretend to be a panda. Be a panda!
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    Pretend to be a panda?
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    I don't know, what kind of sounds
    do pandas make?
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    Pa-Pa-Panda! Pa-Pa-Panda!
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    Pa-Pa-Panda!
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    Darnit, Kan!
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    REASONS WHY BABIES CRY
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    Um… let's see…
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    Babies usually cry because
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    they're sleepy or
    need a diaper change or want milk.
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    They just woke up,
    so let's change their diapers.
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    Always helps to put on a smile!
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    What a disaster.
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    Like this…and like that…
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    Just stick this together and…
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    Keep still!
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    Hey? Where's the other one?
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    No, no!
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    Come on, be a good boy.
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    Hey, babies!
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    Check this out!
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    Whoa! My N Gauge train!
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    No, stop!
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    Here, cuties!
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    Milky time!
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    Now!
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    Thank god…
    They almost got you…
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    Oh!
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    Guess I'm needed!
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    Little Bro!
    Give us a hand here!
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    Poot? Poot!
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    Wh-Who the hell are these little shits?
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    Oh goodie woodie...
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    Little Bro's going to
    play with you!
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    Poot!
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    You gotta be kidding me.
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    Mumbo Jumbo.
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    Poot!
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    My spell won't work!
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    Nasty, they stink.
    Of course my stunning looks are lost on them.
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    Which means…
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    Poot!
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    The TV should be enough to entertain them.
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    They can't watch this stuff.
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    Greetings Mr. Toddler!
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    Mr. Toddler is a mascot
    for this new facility.
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    Mr. Toddler, can you please
    show the viewers?
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    A new facility soon to open
    in Mamenoki
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    called Kaneamari Toddler Town.
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    Wow, I had no idea.
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    This certainly is the state of the art
    in preschool design.
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    Let's talk to the director.
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    Our next-gen automation
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    and adoption of the newest
    artificial intelligence
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    has placed us at the forefront
    of preschool innovation.
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    Huh?
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    Did you catch any of that?
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    He means he made a big fancy preschool.
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    We are the solution working
    families have been looking for.
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    We're always open
    weekends and holidays.
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    Early mornings and late evenings.
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    Schedule your free visit to
    Kaneamari Toddler Town now!
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    FREE TRIAL VISIT
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    – Yes, I'll sign up.
    – I need your help!
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    We are here and ready to serve!
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    Don't cry!
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    This is it! Let's drop them off there.
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    Okay. Let's go take a walk
    and stop by.
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    Oh, but we might need
    an adult with us.
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    All right!
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    Hocus Pocus.
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    Now, we're ready.
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    Let's go.
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    Hey, it should be
    around here, right?
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    Yeah, if we keep going straight,
    we should be able to see it.
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    Why am I going too?
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    By the way,
    I left the diapers back at the house.
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    BEWARE OF CREEPS
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    You think that's okay?
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    I think so.
    Their ad mentioned no supplies necessary.
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    Was that Akemi?
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    Wh-Who's that guy?
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    And why are you taking care of babies?
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    Don't tell me Akemi's already
    married with children?
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    Please no... no!!
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    Oh my.
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    Looks like you youngins have been busy!
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    Hubby better keep up the good work, I say.
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    Hubby?
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    So cute!
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    It's so refreshing to see
    such a loving couple.
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    Good luck.
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    Loving couple? What?!
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    I guess we must look like that.
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    Akubi and I…married?!
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    I'm home.
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    Welcome home, Kan!
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    Akubi!
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    Kan!
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    Wha-Wha-Wha-What the heck
    was that?
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    Just a dream, my boy.
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    Look, Kan. We're here.
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    Wow, so this is Toddler Town, huh?
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    It's huge.
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    Please register at
    the front desk first,
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    then drop your child off.
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    - Wow, so many people.
    - Please bear with us during this busy time.
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    - Well, we're dropping off too, right?
    - Please wait in line and we will be with you shortly.
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    END OF LINE
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    And then after that.
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    Phew, we finally got in.
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    We'll be back soon.
    Be good, okay?
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    Toddler Town customers,
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    we kindly ask you to fill out
    the necessary documentation.
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    HUSBAND NAME WIFE NAME
    CHILD
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    Um, let's see now…
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    Should I put my name down?
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    So we have triplets today.
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    Oh, yes.
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    We'll take good care of him too.
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    Poo?
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    Poo…
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    P-P-P-P-Poot!
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    CURRENTLY ACCEPTING
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    IN OUR CARE
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    This is to confirm that you are
    leaving them under our care.
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    So how does AI babysitting really work?
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    May we take a look around?
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    Our facilities are optimized
    exclusively for toddlers,
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    so unfortunately we cannot
    allow entry to any adults from the outside.
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    I see.
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    Please take good care of him.
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    He's in good hands.
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    Bye!
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    See you later.
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    It's tough being a parent, isn't it?
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    I gotta see what's inside.
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    Oh, I know!
    I have a good idea.
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    Hm?
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    Over here.
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    Come on!
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    Hang on…
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    Hocus Pocus.
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    Come on, let's go.
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    Wait, Akubi.
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    Lemme out!
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    Where are all the little ones?
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    So they're somewhere else?
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    NO ENTRY
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    It says "No Entry."
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    Well it doesn't say anything
    about crawling though.
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    Come on, let's go.
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    You're so weird.
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    NO ENTRY
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    Wow.
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    Amazing!
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    Machines are doing everything.
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    I kinda get it now…
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    I mean, it is a lot easier
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    taking care of them all at once.
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    ...and I guess the machines are precise.
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    People always say we
    are short on workers,
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    so why not this be the
    preschool of the future.
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    This is awesome.
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    Poot!
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    Bro!
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    Poo poot! Poot?!
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    Poot!
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    The bigger babies must be
    in a different room.
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    Kan!
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    I don't need diapers!
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    Poo! Poo poo poot!
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    Let go of me! Stop it!
    I don't need diapers!
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    Poo?
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    That was close.
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    Can we get in from here?
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    Try and open it.
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    They may be efficient,
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    but they can't do everything.
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    Oh, this is where you guys were.
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    What's going on?
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    They probably feel safer around real people.
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    How dare you make me drink that filth!
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    Mumbo Jumbo!
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    The cyber babysitters
    are flipping out.
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    I bet he's behind this.
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    What on earth?
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    Poot!
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    Mumbo Jumbo!
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    Oh!
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    The crying child is a growing child.
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    Toddler Town hasn't quite
    worked out all the kinks.
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    CLOSED
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    Yeah, there's something kind of lonely
    about all the machines.
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    Taking care of babies
    is a lot of work.
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    Parents have to do it every day.
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    Did you know some kids cry all night?
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    No, I didn't.
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    But I kinda understand
    how tough that must be.
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    What do you mean, kinda?
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    Kinda means kinda.
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    Oh, Akemi.
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    Oh, Mario?
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    Um, hmm…well…
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    Those babies…so…
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    Are they yours, Akemi?
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    I was just asked to babysit.
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    Is that right?
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    So, umm…
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    Who is this guy?
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    Oh, you know, it's Kan.
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    I'm Kantaro's distant relative!
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    So you guys are not a family then?
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    No, we're not.
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    Woohoo! I'm so happy!
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    Okay then, see you later, Akemi!
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    What was that about?
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    Clearly he got the wrong idea.
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    MARIO / AKEMI
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    Goodness, I feel flush.
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    You were a lifesaver today.
    Thank you so much.
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    Oh no, it was a piece of cake.
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    Yeah, easy for you to say.
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    YOTAYAMA
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    I'll see you.
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    Yeah, bye.
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    Say thank you to
    Kantaro and Akubi, okay?
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    Thank you.
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    See you!
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    Hey, Mom.
    What kind of a baby was I?
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    What do you mean?
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    Was I hard to take care of?
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    Did I cry at night?
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    Oh, those are the things you forget.
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    All I remember is
    how cute you were.
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    I was cute?
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    Yes, you certainly were
    a cutie patootie. There there.
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    Stop... jeez, Mom!
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    You're such a baby, Kan.
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    No, I'm not!
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    YOTAYAMA
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    You'll be a great dad
    one day, Kan.
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    Me? A dad?
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    Then…what about…a mom?
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    Oh, I guess you can be
    whatever you want to be!
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    That's not what I meant.
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    Hm? Then what did you mean?
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    So? Tell me.
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    Never mind.
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    The days may come and go
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    I am always reaching for my goals
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    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
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    As long as you're there by my side
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    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
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    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
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    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
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    And keep on going my way
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    When lonely boredom sets in,
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    and the days are making me yawn
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    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
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    All I want is to be close to you
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    And feel your warmth comfort me
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    Action! Once you hear my call
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    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
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    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
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    PREVIEW
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    Poot pootpoot pootpoot poot
    poopoopoot poopoopoo poopoopoot.
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    Hey, Prince Farty!
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    I thought you had something to say,
    so I was listening to you,
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    but all you're saying is "poot!"
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    Don't get mad, Kan.
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    In the human world,
    Little Bro is only a baby.
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    Poopoot poopoopoot.
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    Well that was a huge waste of life.
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    Next time on Genie Family 2020...
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    Pootpoo pootpoopoo poopoopoot pootpoo.
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    PREVIEW
    NINJA VS. GENIE!
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    See? I still don't know
    what he's saying.
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    Poopoopoopoopoot!
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