E2 - Prince Farty Let's It Rip!
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FIFTY YEARS AGO
AND TODAY
LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
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Let's compare!
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Yesteryear!
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With the here and now!
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Today's segment is all about tv.
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You're looking at a
fifty-year-old television.
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Abracadabra
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I remember when our tv had legs.
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Wow, so that's how
you change channels.
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Yes, and believe it or not,
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color televisions were quite rare.
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Oh, you broke it.
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No, it's completely normal.
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All you've got to do is…
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Change the channel with this.
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With pliers?
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Fifty years ago
that's how everyone did it!
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Fast forward to today…
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Good heavens, the screen
is so big yet so thin.
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You think that's impressive,
look, no more dials.
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You do everything with a remote.
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Who would've thunk…
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Amazing!
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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Let's take action, action in a new world!
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Action! Action!
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Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Achoo!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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Poot…
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Whoa!
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Wh-Wh-Who is this kid?!
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Poot... poot…
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It's Prince Farty.
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PRINCE FARTY LET'S IT RIP!
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Prince... Farty?
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What a precious little
thing you are in this world.
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That is a surprise!
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Poot…
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I wasn't exactly expecting
this myself.
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Jesus, all I can
freakin spit out is poot?
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Kan, let me introduce you to
my little brother,
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Prince Farty.
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You're related?
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Poot…
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So, this is the guy, huh?
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The grandson of that lazy-ass human.
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I am proud to call him my son.
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Son…
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Moving on, what's the deal
with this vase?
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Well, when you emit gas, shall we say,
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the little guy pops out of the vase
just like we do.
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You mean fart?
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You... you gotta be joking, right?
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Dammit, now the prick
is moking me...
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Pass wind and you get to be his master.
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Isn't that right, Little Bro?
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Poot…
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Hmm…
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Poot…
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Oww!
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Puu.
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If there's something
you wanna say, say it.
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Yeah, but I can only say poot.
Get a clue, Sis.
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Come on. Apologize to Kan.
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Poot!
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Hey, is he crying?
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Poot!
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He's too young. He can't figure out
why you're getting mad!
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He may look like a baby but…
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Brother? Oh no, your mind
shrank too.
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That's not the only thing that shrank.
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Gracious me, what a pickle.
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He doesn't seem to understand
what we're saying to him.
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I'm afraid we are looking
at an infantile Prince Farty.
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It certainly appears that way, Father.
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Hell yeah! Fooling them was
a piece of cake.
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They're so dense.
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You must forgive me, Kan.
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Prince Farty is a mere child,
both physically and mentally.
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You just figured that out now?
He's obviously a kid.
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There's no question.
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Bingo, kid.
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As his father,
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I should apologize on his behalf
for hitting you in the face.
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I owe you the same apology.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's not that big a deal.
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Oh?
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Where is he…?
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Poo... poot? Poot poot…
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He's got some pretty cool stuff…
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Poot…
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Oh no, don't touch that!
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Poo!
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Phew…
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That was close.
This was really expensive you know.
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Whoa!
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H-Hey, don't cry!
Oh no, what do I do?
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Someone make him stop!
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It's all right, Daddy
will make it all better.
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There there…
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Peek-a…
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Boo!
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Humph, like that'll make me
stop crying!
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– Oh no, he's doing it again.
– Oh no!
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Big sis to the rescue!
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Ready, steady...peek-a-boo!
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Akubi! Smile!
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Oh puhleeze…
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You made it worse!
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Poo, poo, poo.
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He just keeps goin!
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All right, fine then…
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Poot…
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He finally stopped.
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What glorious silence.
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And then after that…
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So, you like trains, Kan?
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Yeah.
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Ororon! That is music to my ears.
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It tickles me pink to know that
children still have good old fashioned hobbies.
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Oh I am so relieved. Ororon.
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Geez, now this guy can't hold it together.
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I'm relieved to hear that too, Kan.
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You said you didn't have any hopes
or dreams for the future,
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but what you really want to be
is a train driver, right?
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Huh? Me? A train driver?
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Huh? That's not it?
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Don't you like trains?
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You just don't get it.
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I'm perfectly happy looking at
models and pictures right here.
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I don't need anything else.
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Huh? Really?
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I'm afraid I'm just not following.
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How does one like trains
and not want to drive them?
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You know, you make a lot of assumptions.
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People like different things…
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Some people like taking pictures of them,
some like riding in them,
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some like the cars,
while others like the stations,
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some like the maps and timetables,
and some like just models of trains.
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And there are others too.
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Oh, so you're a smart guy.
This'll be fun.
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Tah di, tah dum, tah do, tah da.
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Poot!
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Wait, all that for one measly poot?
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Whatever…
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Huh? Wait, how…?
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Huh?
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Whaat?!
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W-W-What's…
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What's going on?
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Ahh!
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TRAINS MONTHLY
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– Oh my…
– …goodness.
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You're kidding me, right?
Hey, where did it go?
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Oh come on…
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I've been saving that gift money
like forever.
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Ooh, I think I pissed him off.
Now we're getting somewhere.
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Poot?
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Hey, King Genie.
You're his dad, right?
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Well, do something, come on!
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I'm afraid I have to ask for
your forgiveness again, Kan.
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Only the person who
cast the spell can lift it.
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What? Of course...
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Ah, what a day!
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I'm home, Kan! You there?
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I got grilled sweet potatoes, your favorite.
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Come and get 'em.
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Crap, she's home already.
What do I do?
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First things first, you must
properly introduce us to your mother.
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Yes, first impressions are everything.
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Please don't.
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Mom's gonna freak if she finds out.
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Believe me, it'll be
a lot easier if you don't.
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Poot.
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Poot.
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Poot!
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Poot!
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Poot, poot!
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Poot, poot!
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Forget the introductions.
Do something about the magic!
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Of course as his father,
I take full responsibility.
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Ahchoo!
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Oh no! He went back into the vase.
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Hey, come back! Mr. Genie!
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It's no use.
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Huh?
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Father appears with a sneeze,
and he returns with a sneeze.
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If you were to yawn again,
then you would send me back too.
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You can't go back now.
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All right, if that's what it takes...
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Ah… Ah… Ah…
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I can't sneeze!
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Damn, the one time I want to sneeze.
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What's going on up there?
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Kan, is someone there?
Your friends?
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Oh no… she's caught on…
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Nope! Just me.
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Um…um…let's see…
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I know! A movie.
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I'm just watching a movie…
it's kinda crazy!
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Come down now.
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They're getting cold.
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Okay.
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Shit, what am I gonna do?
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I've got this.
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Listen, Poopy Pants, enough magic!
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Poot…
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Bite me.
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I'm telling you all that negativity
is just gonna make him hate you more.
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Oh, I didn't mean to…
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Nowadays,
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parenting is all about praising
not scolding.
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Praise not scold…
All right, I get it.
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There, there, little bro, good boy.
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TRAINS MONTHLY
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This is very important to Kanta.
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It is not a plaything, understand?
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You've always been
a good boy, right? Hm?
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– Owww!
– Poo poo poo…
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– Yay!
– Careful!
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What am I saying, he's a little shit.
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Poot.
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Hm?
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Thank god.
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Good boy!
Now that's my little brother!
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Listen, kid.
No more casting spells, okay?
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Sure, like I'd take orders from you.
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Poot!
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What?! Watch out!
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Suddenly I've got the urge
to unleash a whole mess of magic!
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We're just gonna have to put
Prince Farty back in the vase.
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Kan. I need you to rip one.
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Really? I'll do my best!
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Mom!
Where are those potatoes?
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In that paper bag there.
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– They were on sale.
– I'll take'em all!
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Huh?
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What are you doing?
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You want gas,
so I got sweet potatoes.
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Come on!
How's it I got nothing?
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Poot, poot!
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Where to, sir?
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Poo poot!
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– If you say so!
– Poo poot!
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Oh!
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Hey, stop!
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Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poot!
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Poot poot!
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We'll never catch up.
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Can't you just use magic
to catch him?
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Didn't I tell you? My
specialty is transformation.
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We're gonna need more than transformation…
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That's what you think.
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Hocus...
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Pocus!
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Whoah, I'm like ripped.
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Now you've got the physique of a
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sprinter capable of running a
hundred meters in nine seconds.
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Ready!
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Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo…
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Poot.
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How sweet are you!
And who do you belong to?
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Hm, where's Mommy or Daddy?
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Now what is a little guy like you
crawling around out here all alone.
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Stealing the hearts of gullible
moms is what I do best.
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What a good boy.
Why don't you play with my Kenta?
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Poot.
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All right, she fell for it.
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One hundred meters in nine seconds, my butt!
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I'm not running fast at all.
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I said you had the physique of a sprinter.
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How you use that ability
is completely up to you.
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Now you tell me?
Then change me back.
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All right.
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Hocus…!
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Pocus!
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Oh, over there!
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There he is! Little bro!
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Poot, poot…
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Excuse me!
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He's my little brother.
I'll take him home right now
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Sorry for the trouble.
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Time to go.
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Poot!
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So little pooty pie…
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Were these big kids
being mean to you?
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Don't worry. I'll protect you.
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Huh?
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No, that's not what happened.
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To think you enjoy torturing
such a defenseless child.
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Whaat?!
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Oh no, we....
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I want to know the name of your school.
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Where's your father?
And your mother?
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W-Well…
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Poo poot…
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Ha, take that.
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Hey, we can leave Prince Farty with her.
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Kan, you know what you have to do!
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Okay.
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And then after that…
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FART
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It's time to get gassy.
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You're gonna be a ticking time bomb!
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FOODS THAT MAKE YOU FART
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Well, according to the internet
the foods that make you fart are…
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Sweet potatoes,
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broccoli, cauliflower, onion,
garlic, oats, whole-wheat bread, milk,
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cheese, yogurt, apple, banana,
peach, beans and carbonated water.
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Wow, that square thing's magical.
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It has all the answers.
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Finally, fart time!
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That's quite the appetite.
You'll be sorry.
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Knock 'em down, Kan!
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Knock 'em down, Kan!
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Let it rip, Kan!
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I can't.
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No? Then on to Plan B!
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Get ready!
Time for a different kind of hot yoga!
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FART
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Now strike a pose!
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Our guest instructor today
is Mrs. Amanogawa
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who teaches yoga in Mamenoki.
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We're ready for yoga.
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Um, why is Mihoshi's mom here?
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I searched for her on
the internet, of course.
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Show 'em what you got, Mom!
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Ugh, even Mihoshi's here.
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My mom's a famous yoga instructor.
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All right, let's do this, Kan.
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Huh?
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First, a pose to release gas.
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Lie face down
and roll side to side.
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Lie face down, roll side to side.
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Stimulating the stomach like so
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helps release accumulated gasses.
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Get out... get out... dammit, fart!
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Is it working, Kan?
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No.
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Next is Cobra Pose.
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You can do it, Kan!
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If that doesn't work,
how about this? Bridge Pose!
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This is hard…
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And if that doesn't work,
then Rabbit Pose!
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R-R-Rabbit…!
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How is it, Kan? Is it working?
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No…
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So, this didn't work either, huh?
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ONE OF MANY THEORIES
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I hear the town of Yoga
in Setagaya ward
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originates from yoga.
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FART
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If at first you don't succeed,
force it out…
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…fart by massage!
[17:24] ---
Next, we have Ms. Tanaka who runs
a massage therapy office in Mamenoki.
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We are ready.
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Then let's begin.
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Why do I have to have an audience?
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Kan.
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Hm?
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Stand with your feet
shoulder width apart.
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Oh, okay.
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Ready? First,
place your hand over your belly button.
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Now press down gently.
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Massage the area
as if you are writting hiragana "no."
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How is it, Kan?
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Yeah, not bad!
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Now! Kan.
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Didn't work.
Nothing's coming out.
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Nothing?
Okay, I got a plan!
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Let's do it!
Time to sweat it out!
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FART
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Gassersize!
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Our next guest is Teacher Suzuki,
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PE instructor at
Mamenoki Elementary School.
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He also oversees
the gymnastics club.
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Regards.
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You had to call Teacher Suzuki?
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Spread 'em, shoulder width!
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Okay!
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Drop your hips so your thighs
are parallel to the ground.
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Okay!
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Now squat.
One, two, one, two.
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One, two, one, two.
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This sucks.
Do I really have to do this?
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Yes! Come on, you can do it!
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Hey! Bumpity bum!
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That's it... I'm done.
[18:55] ---
No, you can't give up.
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I know you have it in you, Kan!
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I'm totally empty.
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What? After all that?
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Come on, push harder.
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What the heck
are they trying to do?
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Spoiled brat.
This is mine!
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Poot, poot!
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Hey!
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Dammit, that was a work of art!
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Now, now, no fighting, boys.
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Don't think I'm gonna let this go
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just because you're some pathetic kid.
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Poot!
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Now, now, stop crying.
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Sweet mother of...! Is this a dream?
I must be dreaming.
[19:58] ---
Huh? P-Pandas?
[20:00] ---
Little bro must be at it again.
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Poot, poot!
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Oh shit, I can't lift the spell.
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Hey, bad, bad boy!
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Casting a spell like that!
Undo it right now.
[20:14] ---
Listen, sis, I would if I could, but...
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Come on, let's get the rug rat home.
[20:21] ---
What about the pandas?
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I guess we can't just
leave them here.
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We're taking the pandas too?
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Come on, get on, Kan.
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Now how the heck is this gonna work?!
[20:34] ---
Take us back to Kan's house please.
[20:38] ---
And then after that…
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I'm gonna have to live with these things?!
[20:45] ---
How am I supposed to
explain this to Mom?
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Oh, there!
[20:52] ---
P-P-P-Poot!
[20:57] ---
He went back inside.
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His spell has been lifted too.
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Thank god.
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Yay! Your gas has saved us.
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I swear I am never going through that again!
[21:09] ---
Prince Farty is staying in his little jug.
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Mark my words, never again shall I pass gas.
[21:15] ---
Oh no, it happened!
[21:17] ---
Poot!
[21:19] ---
Oh, another one!
[21:21] ---
Ahh, here comes another one.
[21:24] ---
Poot.
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And again!
[21:29] ---
Poot!
[21:31] ---
Goodness, Kan!
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All that food, yoga, exercise
and massage
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really did work after all.
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Maybe a little too well.
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Ahh, somebody help me, make it stop!
[21:43] ---
I can't let anyone see me like this!
[21:48] ---
Don't be ashamed to toot,
it's absolute!
[21:52] ---
Oops, pardon me…
[22:00] ---
The days may come and go
[22:04] ---
I am always reaching for my goals
[22:07] ---
I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive
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As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:24] ---
I want to have the strength
to take the first step
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And keep on going my way
[22:35] ---
When lonely boredom sets in,
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and the days are making me yawn
[22:44] ---
I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain
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All I want is to be close to you
[22:56] ---
And feel your warmth comfort me
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Action! Once you hear my call
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You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care
[23:09] ---
So let's go and
find our dreams together now
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PREVIEW
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I'm thirsty.
[23:27] ---
Okay, I'll go buy you a drink.
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You're so considerate, Puuta.
[23:31] ---
I'll take a "rei-ko."
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And I'll have a"re-suka."
[23:34] ---
What the heck?
[23:35] ---
"Rei-ko" is iced coffee.
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And"re-suka" is fizzy lemonade.
Pretty snazzy, huh?
[23:40] ---
How many years ago is that from?
[23:42] ---
Fifty years ago!
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I knew it.
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Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's...
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Love Is In the Air...from the Vase!
[23:49] ---
PREVIEW
LOVE IS IN THE AIR...FROM THE VASE
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That's our story!
[23:52] ---
Don't miss it!
[23:54] ---
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