E9 - Oh No, the Magic Bottle Broke!
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FIFTY YEARS AGO
AND TODAY
LET'S COMPARE THE TWO
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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Let's compare the two.
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Ready, Father?
I'm taking your picture.
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What? A picture?
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Okay, strike a pose.
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Did you get my good angle?
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We won't know until we develop it.
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Develop it?
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This camera is fifty years old.
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CAMERA SHOP
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You have to take it to a store
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and have it developed.
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What? So you have no idea what
the pictures look like until then?
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That's right.
It's no digital camera.
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You know, fifty years ago, half
the photos were black and white.
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It's like a window into yesteryear,
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perfectly preserved
and in perfect working order.
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Today, we have even more amazing
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ways of
recreating what we see.
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A 3D printer and a 3D scanner.
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W-What in all that is good and holy?
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With this you can create a three-dimensional
figure of the way you look right now.
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See, there you go.
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Wow, pretty realistic.
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Pure magic.
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Wow, in just fifty years.
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Amazing!
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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Let's take action, action in a new world!
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Action! Action!
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Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Achoo!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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NATSUNOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
OH NO, THE MAGIC BOTTLE BROKE!
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See you!
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Bye!
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Switch point!
Changing tracks!
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Oh?
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Hey, what's wrong?
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I think I'm just a plain
old local train today.
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How come?
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We've always been the
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super duper Hayabusa
bullet train duo going home.
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Yeah, I know.
But today…
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I'm heading out now!
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I'm here and ready to assist.
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Whoa, Akubi.
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Oh, time for school, Kan?
Have a nice day!
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When you get home,
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it'll be time for
some more resume building experience
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What's wrong, Kan?
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No matter what time I get home,
thanks to Akubi, I don't have any…
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What? Akemi?
She's at your house?
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Oh…no…well…
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It's been forever since I've seen her.
Can I see her?
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Yeah, some day…
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Yes!!
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How long am I gonna have to keep this up?
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I mean I don't…
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…I don't even understand all this!
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Welcome home, Kan!
I've been waiting for you!
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Now, let's go get you some experience
so we can find your dream.
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Come on, let's go!
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Time for work, time for work.
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You know, Kan.
I've been thinking…
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Maybe today we can
try something a little less work like.
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Like a sport
you've never tried before
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or an instrument
you've never played before.
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- And also…
- Come on, I just got home.
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Just stop.
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I haven't even had my snack.
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Yes, but this is time you can use!
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I don't have to do stuff every second.
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My down time is very important.
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Yeah, but then you'll
never find your dream.
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So what?
Dreams are overrated.
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No!
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Finding your dream
is part of my training.
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It's necessary for me to become queen.
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Well that's your problem.
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None of that has
anything to do with me.
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But this is for you too.
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I want you to grow up to
become the best person you can be.
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The best person I can be?
What exactly does that mean?
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Well… someone who works hard at
something they genuinely love to do…
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Listen.
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Barely anyone gets to make
a living doing what they love.
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You should listen to my dad.
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Oh the trains are packed,
oh, the commute is exhausting,
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gotta suck up to the big boss…
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It all sucks.
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Sorry, but that's the real world.
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That's not true!
Having a dream is important!
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Come on, Kan.
Let's get going!
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No! I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm not taking no for an answer.
Let's go.
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No way.
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Let's go!
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No!
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Let's go!
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No!
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Let's go!
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When I say I'm not going,
I mean I'm not going!
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You know, ever since you showed up,
my life has been ruined.
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What did you say?
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I wish you'd just go away!
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I can't believe you.
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Well I can't believe you.
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You just show up out of nowhere and
decide to follow me everywhere.
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How could you…
I'm just trying to help…
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And I'm telling you I don't need it.
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All right! Akubi's gone!
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I finally have some time to myself.
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Yay!
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Of course!
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If I want her to stay right where she is…
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...all I need is
a little glue here and…
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Just need to cap it off.
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Oh, shit.
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Please tell me my trick worked?
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Some butt is calling me.
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Humph, looking even dumber today, eh.
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I shattered the damn thing!
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Oh no, what do I do?
I thought it was unbreakable!
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So that's what happened.
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That means you can't
go back into the bottle?
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No...
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Just when I got a little peace and quiet.
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Tell me about it.
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- I gotta put the bottle back together!
- I gotta put the bottle back together!
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Better fix it fast.
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Let's see now…
This goes here and this goes…
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Poot!
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Oh, thank you.
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You're gonna actually help?
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Poot!
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Naturally!
My freakin life depends on it.
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Did you fix it?
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There!
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This should do the trick.
Now, there's only one thing left to do.
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Come on, I know you're in there!
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Poot poot!
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Please!
Let me go back into the bottle.
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I can't be stuck here with this asshat.
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All right! I did it.
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Later, Kantaro!
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What? Only your hat?
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Are you serious?
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Oh no.
I think I just made it so that it lets only little stuff in and out.
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Perhaps…
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Hey!
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Use magic to
make yourself paper-thin.
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Then I can fold you up and…
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Oh, I know!
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Turn the bottle back into its original form.
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Yeah, well, if it were that easy...
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Please, little guy!
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Come on, do something.
I'm older than you!
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Like that's gonna make me help you.
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Whining little bastard.
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You wanna go back
in the bottle too, right?
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You don't wanna be small like that
and stay with me here forever, right?
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He got one thing right…
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Fine, just this once.
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Mumbo Jumbo.
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Just when I needed you,
you screw everything up.
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How dare you!
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You're the one who broke
the bottle in the first place!
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This is a situation for the
magic of modern technology.
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Um, let's see…
"3D printer," "Online shopping…"
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Whoa, a high-end one
goes for about five million yen.
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Wait, here's one
around 20,000 yen.
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I can use my New Year cash,
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the yen I was gonna use
for the N scale train.
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Click that.
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Yikes, he actually bought it.
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Thank you for your business!
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All right.
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Now that I have this…
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Start!
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Processing.
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It's done!
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But it's…
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It's all small.
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That thing won't work.
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It even got all the
seams and cracks right.
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We don't care about seems and cracks.
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Damn.
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I guess you get what you pay for…
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Oh no.
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This is Akubi's hat.
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Damn, I must have really messed
it up by trying to fix it.
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You managed to screw up
how time works too, numbnuts.
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I'm gonna go check out
some electronic stores.
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Take me with you.
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Looks like I get a piece of the action now.
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I'm flying, I'm flying.
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- I'm not a baby sling!
- We're here.
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I think there was a pro 3D
printer shop around here.
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Poo?
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Oh, there it is.
It's over there.
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3D PRINTER
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What? This broken bottle?
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Yes, I'd like to make a copy of the original.
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But with it looking like this…
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I need scan data of the bottle
before it broke.
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3D PRINTER
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So what happened to
the magic of modern technology?
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What's your genius plan now?
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A pottery class!
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Right! Why didn't I think of this?
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Don't tell me he's thinking of
making his own magic bottle?!
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HOME CENTER
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There are so many different types
of clay to make pottery.
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Does he seriously think
he can make one?
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Hey, Kan! And the little guy!
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Oh, Manpukuzaka.
What brings you here?
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Oh, I came to get some clay.
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What? You're a potter?
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Yeah, well, you know what they say,
the plate makes the dish.
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Really? That's how it goes?
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I'm surprised
you're interested in pottery.
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Yeah, I guess.
I wanna make a bottle.
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Then you wanna join me?
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I'm heading over to
my pottery class now.
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POTTERY CLASS
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Great job, Manpukuzaka.
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Wow, he really can spin that thing.
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Poot poot.
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So, you must be
Manpukuzaka's friend, Yotayama.
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Yes!
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First, you'll knead this clay.
All right?
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Huh…knead?
How do I do that?
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What a bunch of crap,**just
make the damn thing.
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Hmm…like this?
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Oh, Kan! No no no!
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Huh?
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Put all your weight on
and knead it.
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Okay.
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Clay is made from soil!
Soil is earth!
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All food comes from the earth.
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Let us give thanks to the clay
knead, knead, knead!
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Okay!
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Mitsuru Manpukuzaka…
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I thought his hobby was stuffing his face,
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turns out he's good at
being a total douche too.
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After kneading, shape into a manju!
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Okay.
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I did it.
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Next is sculpting.
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You can sculpt in any number of ways, a
potter's wheel or just your hands work.
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You said you want to
make a bottle, right?
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Yep, you got it.
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Then you use a potter's wheel.
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But it's not easy
if you're just starting out.
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I think you should make
a plate or bowl first.
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No, it has to be a bottle.
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Otherwise,
I'll be trapped with him forever…
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Poot…
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Huh? What about him?
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Oh… it doesn't matter,
teach me the way of the wheel, Manpukuzaka!
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I mean, Manpukuzaka-sensei!
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Sensei, huh?
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Ok, that works.
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Kan, you need to relax.
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Like this?
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No, like this.
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Caress the clay…
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Like you're gently stroking
bread dough before it rises…
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Bread dough… Like this?
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One more time.
You can do it, Kan.
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Gently coax it, as if
handling dough before the rise…
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Yes, sensei!
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Poot.
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Easy as manju.
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I'm done!
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So what part of this
is a magic bottle?
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That was hard.
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Oops, I yawned.
That means, Akubi will…
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Poot!
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I yawned,
but she's not coming out.
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Poot poot!
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This is the vest Akubi was wearing.
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Damn, I knew I couldn't make a bottle.
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Does that mean
I'll never see Akubi again…?
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I wish you'd just go away!
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Why did I say that?
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Too late now, buddy.
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All right!
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Poo?
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I'm gonna do it
no matter how many times it takes.
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I'll smoosh this up and need it in.
That'll work!
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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It's done!
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Yeah right!
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Damn!
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One more time!
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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Did it.
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Now, her shoe?
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Okay, one more time!
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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Do it!
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I'm done.
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This is painful to watch…
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Can't win every time.
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It's done!
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It's the best one I've made so far.
I'm sure this will…
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She's not coming out.
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You're in for the surprise of your life,
if she comes out now…
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Akubi…
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Wait, this is…!!
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So that means,
right now in the bottle, Akubi is…
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No way!
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Poot!
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Hey, try and control yourself!
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Hey, Kan!
You've gotten a lot better.
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No… It's still not good enough.
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I have to make it
look exactly like this.
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Like this?
It's certainly interesting.
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Oh? This material is unusual.
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The material?
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You wouldn't be able to make this
with store-bought clay.
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Then where can I get it?
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Now that you mention it, I heard there's
this almost mystical white clay.
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Supposedly some illusive potter used it,
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they used to call him the Ceramic Sorcerer.
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But you can only find it
deep in the mountains.
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Finally, I was born to do this.
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So, Kan.
Are we going the right way?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You mean magic carpets
don't have GPS?
[17:51] ---
You did not just say that.
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Hey, watch it!
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Of course now I'm in the
middle of nowhere with him.
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Oh, it's around here.
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Go down.
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Like I have a choice.
Fine.
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Where could it be?
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Where the hell is that mystical clay…
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Are you okay, Magic Carpet?
[18:16] ---
Don't worry about me.
You must carry on.
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But…
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Please. Just go!
Find the mystical white clay!
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Magic Carpet…
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Fine, but I promise I will come back.
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Oh puhleeze,
just get a room already.
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Oh! There it is!
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Where there's a will,
there's a way.
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POTTERY CLASS
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It's done!
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This is the magic bottle
made with the mystical white clay.
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I guess you did at least try.
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I've never stayed up all night like that.
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I'm exhausted. So sleepy…
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Oh? How come?
Hey, Akubi! What's going on?
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Please come out, Akubi!
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Nothing from this either…
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Even mystical clay won't work…
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Will Akubi never come out again?
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What have I done?
God, what have I done?
[19:40] ---
Are you serious?
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He's crying…
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I never knew his feelings
for Sis were so intense…
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I come uninvited,
but here I am. Ta-daa!
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Father?
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How did you get here?
The magic bottle is broken!
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I was out for a walk.
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I'm the king of the genie world,
so even if no one summons me,
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I can still appear as I wish.
[20:06] ---
Really? So you left
before the bottle broke…
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That is correct.
[20:12] ---
That means Akubi is all alone
inside the bottle right now…
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Fear not, Kan.
Abracadabra.
[20:24] ---
Oh! It's back to normal.
Thank you! Thank you, king!
[20:29] ---
So things did work out.
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Oh no, this is bad.
We can't summon Sis right now!
[20:37] ---
What a relief.
I can finally rest.
[20:43] ---
No, wait!
You can't summon her now!
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- Your yawn can mean only one thing.
- Oh no!
[20:52] ---
Oh, Little Bro, you're here?
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Phew.
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Akubi!
[20:59] ---
Kan! How dare you say such
horrible things to me!
[21:03] ---
Huh?
[21:04] ---
Listen. You're doing an internship,
even if I have to hogtie you myself.
[21:08] ---
That sounds scary.
[21:11] ---
Oh? Father, you're here?
[21:13] ---
Come to think of it, where are we?
[21:17] ---
And what's this bottle?
[21:19] ---
Oh, this is…well…
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Don't tell me you made this, Kan?
That's amazing.
[21:25] ---
Well, yeah…
[21:26] ---
But why a bottle?
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That's…
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Oh, I know! You found your dream!
You want to be a potter!
[21:35] ---
Right?
[21:36] ---
What? No…
[21:38] ---
Well if that's the case,
[21:39] ---
we have to get you
throwing some pottery!
[21:42] ---
Yeah!!
[21:42] ---
I said that's not it!
[21:44] ---
Oh man.
[21:46] ---
If I knew this would happen,
I wouldn't have bothered!
[21:51] ---
Hey!
Didya forget about little old me?!
[22:00] ---
The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
I am always reaching for my goals
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I'm gonna chase my dreams,
I'm gonna take the dive
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As long as you're there by my side
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I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:22] ---
Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
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I want to have the strength
to take the first step
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And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
and the days are making me yawn
[22:45] ---
I miss our little chats about nothing
and the sun and the rain
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All I want is to be close to you
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And feel your warmth comfort me
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Action! Once you hear my call
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You can count on me
You're not perfect, and I don't care
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So let's go and
find our dreams together now
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PREVIEW
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Ruff, ruff.
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Bow wow.
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Hmm, I see…
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Yap yap
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Arf-arf…
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Ruff ruff.
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And then what happens?
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Ruff ruff
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Bow wow
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Poo poo poot!
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That sounds interesting.
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Next time on Genie Family 2020:
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KAN TURNS INTO A DOG
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Kan Turns Into a Dog.
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Don't miss it!
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Sit and wait, okay?
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