E10 - Kan Turns Into a Dog!

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    Fifty years ago!
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    And today!
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    It's that time again.
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    Let's talk about pets!
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    Everyone's wild about cats nowadays,
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    and that doesn't seem to be
    changing anytime soon.
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    The number of cat owners
    is skyrocketing.
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    Fifty years ago, more people
    had birds than cats.
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    Is that right?
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    Yes, and in the 70s,
    Java sparrows were all the craze.
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    What kind of a bird is
    a Java sparrow?
[00:39] ---
    They're quite sociable and friendly.
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    They're even easy to raise.
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    A lot of people raised them
    from chicks.
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    So cute!
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    Were dogs like Bull-kou popular
    fifty years ago?
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    Well I wouldn't say
    they were popular per se…
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    Most people had them
    as guard dogs.
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    Not so many people have bulldogs now.
[01:04] ---
    I heard there are only
    about eight hundred in all Japan.
[01:08] ---
    What? That's it?
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    What a shame.
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    Wow, in just fifty years.
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    - Amazing!
    - Amazing!
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Don't try to hold back your yawns
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    Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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    Let's take action, action in a new world!
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    Action! Action!
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    Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
[02:18] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:22] ---
    Let's go, King Genie!
[02:26] ---
    Achoo!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    (He's a) Genie-us!
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    PARK
    KAN TURNS INTO A DOG!
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    Ta-dah! You're looking at a big softie
    who's got all his papers.
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    Meet Bullgon,
    the creme de la creme of bulldogs!
[03:02] ---
    Oh? He looks just like Bull-kou.
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    Well, what do ya think?
    He's cute, isn't he?
[03:07] ---
    Well, I mean, he is...
    sturdy looking for sure…
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    Can little Bullgon do any neat tricks?
[03:13] ---
    Of course he can. Check this out.
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    Bullgon sweetie, let's shake.
[03:16] ---
    Come on, give Daddy a shake.
[03:18] ---
    Yeah, good boy—!
[03:22] ---
    Huh!
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    Hey... naughty, naughty boy!
[03:27] ---
    Phew, how was that?
    Isn't he amazing?
[03:30] ---
    So next, sit up!
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    No, not my clothes!
[03:37] ---
    He doesn't listen at all.
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    Bullgon, stop, stop… Ohh!
[03:43] ---
    Go fetch!
[03:48] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. I got the ball.
[03:50] ---
    Yay!
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    So? Isn't he cute?
[03:58] ---
    Well, we haven't taken him to the Dog
    Maestro yet, so that's a wrap for now.
[04:02] ---
    Dog maestro? What's that?
[04:04] ---
    They teach the necessary skills
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    for dogs and humans to happily coexist.
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    Wow.
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    And my maestro is gonna be this guy.
[04:15] ---
    Milano Inugami, one of the best
    dog trainers in the entire world.
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    He can tame even
    the meanest, most stubborn dogs.
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    They call him the Miracle Maestro.
[04:25] ---
    Wow.
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    Don't give up, everyone!
    No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie!
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    So? Pretty amazing, huh?
[04:40] ---
    He'd better get him to the maestro fast.
[04:42] ---
    Yeah.
[04:45] ---
    Kan! I wanna see this person
    called the Dog Maestro.
[04:48] ---
    What? Just look him up
    on your phone later.
[04:51] ---
    Kan! Come on, I just wanna look.
[04:53] ---
    Besides, I don't want
    to bother Kaneamari…
[04:55] ---
    What? No bother.
    You can come if you want.
[04:59] ---
    Really? Yay!
[05:01] ---
    This is gonna be so fun, Kan.
    A real dog maestro!
[05:05] ---
    We're just gonna watch.
    That's it, okay?
[05:07] ---
    Don't be fooled!
[05:11] ---
    We're here.
[05:14] ---
    So this is
    the doggy training center.
[05:18] ---
    I guess it has to be way out of the city
    or else people would complain about the barking.
[05:25] ---
    DOG RUN
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    What the heck is that car doing out here!
[05:35] ---
    Oh my, it's hard to tell who owns whom.
[05:38] ---
    You must be tired from
    the long trip.
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    Come, Bullgon, let's go.
[05:42] ---
    They're gonna make you a new—
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    You'll walk out a brand new...
    You're gonna be a new…!
[05:52] ---
    He fell in!
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    H-Help me!
[05:56] ---
    Kaneamari!
[06:02] ---
    Somebody! Whoa, what on earth?
[06:07] ---
    Phew, thank god.
[06:09] ---
    Thank goodness.
[06:11] ---
    Wow, what's that?
[06:13] ---
    Feet?
[06:14] ---
    Why are there feet?
[06:16] ---
    Oh, they're sinking.
[06:21] ---
    What the?
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    No matter how naughty
    every doggy is a sweetie!
[06:41] ---
    That was some entrance!
[06:44] ---
    Finally!
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    So sorry to have frightened you.
[06:49] ---
    I was paddling with my canines.
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    This is all so that the little ones
    learn to be calm in any situation.
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    Wow.
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    Goodness.
    I'm overdue for an introduction.
[07:01] ---
    I'm Milano Inugami,
    the Dog Maestro.
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    MILANO INUGAMI
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    It's a pleasure.
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    Take good care of my
    baby Bullgon, Milano—!
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    So that child is Kaneamari, huh?
[07:14] ---
    I see… He has quite the naughty boy.
[07:18] ---
    Then who, pray tell, are you all?
[07:20] ---
    Kan over here really
    looks up to dog trainers.
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    Is it okay if he helps you today?
[07:27] ---
    What? You can't just...
[07:29] ---
    Oh, is that so?
    Aren't you two just the cutest!
[07:34] ---
    Sure, you can help.
[07:36] ---
    Yes! All right, Kan!
[07:39] ---
    Your dog-trainer internship starts now.
[07:42] ---
    You said you just wanted to watch,
[07:44] ---
    so this was your plan all along.
[07:46] ---
    Oh, did I say that?
[07:49] ---
    See? You got fooled.
[07:52] ---
    You look great, Kan.
[07:53] ---
    Why am I the only one
    dressed like this…?
[07:56] ---
    First, we get sweet Bullgon into the crate.
[07:59] ---
    Sounds like a good start.
[08:00] ---
    No…
[08:03] ---
    Stop, Bullgon, Stop!
[08:06] ---
    Yep, this is gonna be a total disaster.
[08:10] ---
    We have a bit of a rough patch...
[08:12] ---
    But don't give up!
[08:15] ---
    No matter how naughty…
[08:17] ---
    …every doggy is a sweetie!
[08:22] ---
    No pouting now.
    Come on, all together now!
[08:27] ---
    Every doggy is…
[08:29] ---
    - …a sweetie!
    - …a sweetie!
[08:33] ---
    Milano's tip number one.
[08:34] ---
    When it comes to bigger dogs,
    collars are better than harnesses.
[08:41] ---
    I can't do it!
[08:47] ---
    A harness allows them
    too much autonomy.
[08:50] ---
    Larger, more unruly canines
    are more easily controlled with collars.
[08:56] ---
    Wow…
[08:57] ---
    I see…
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    Come on, take notes, Kan!
[08:59] ---
    What? I'm supposed to take notes?
[09:01] ---
    By limiting his movements,
[09:03] ---
    you are teaching Bullgon
    that you're the master.
[09:07] ---
    Come on, Kaneamari.
    Try it with this.
[09:11] ---
    Won't he just drag me around again?
[09:14] ---
    Be more confident.
[09:16] ---
    You should be able to control
    his movements better with this.
[09:21] ---
    Now guide Bullgon into his crate.
[09:23] ---
    Good boy, Bullgon…
[09:26] ---
    Come on, Bullgon.
[09:28] ---
    Come, Bullgon... Bullgon…
[09:29] ---
    Oh? He won't go in.
[09:31] ---
    Okay, Kan.
    Help Bullgon into the crate.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, okay.
[09:37] ---
    Hmm, maybe he wants
    a more high-end crate…
[09:41] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. Move up a little…
[09:46] ---
    Kan!
[09:50] ---
    I was sure that was the end!
[10:00] ---
    Poot.
[10:03] ---
    He's here?!
[10:04] ---
    Oh yeah…
[10:05] ---
    Bullgon just broke wind…
[10:09] ---
    Ah…Ah…Ahchoo!
[10:14] ---
    Your wish is my command. Ta-dah!
[10:18] ---
    Oh no, even the king's here!
[10:21] ---
    Where am I?
[10:23] ---
    A straw hut.
[10:25] ---
    Oh? And you are?
[10:26] ---
    I'm King Genie.
    And this is my dear son.
[10:32] ---
    Oh, this is Akubi's father.
[10:34] ---
    He must've been worried
    about her and came.
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I see.
[10:39] ---
    Oh? Bull-kou is here as well.
[10:42] ---
    Bull-kou!
    You've come back to life?
[10:46] ---
    Eek! What's the matter, Bull-kou?
[10:57] ---
    Why would you do that?
[10:59] ---
    Oh no!
[11:01] ---
    I see London, I see France…!
[11:04] ---
    Now that I've observed Bullgon
    , I know how I must proceed.
[11:09] ---
    Sensei, please, you have to help Bullgon!
[11:12] ---
    Bullgon isn't the only one who needs help!
[11:14] ---
    Huh?
[11:15] ---
    You are the reason
    he is acting out, Kaneamari.
[11:21] ---
    What? Me?
[11:24] ---
    But how could it be all Kaneamari's fault?
[11:33] ---
    How would Kaneamari be responsible
    for an animal acting out?
[11:39] ---
    All right! Time for Milano's dog training tip
    number two.
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    To effectively train a dog,
    its owner must be firm.
[11:50] ---
    I see.
[11:51] ---
    Okay! Kan, take notes.
[11:53] ---
    Again?
[11:54] ---
    You have to be firm?
[11:56] ---
    Yes like yours truly. Ahem!
[12:00] ---
    Man's delusional…
[12:02] ---
    Kaneamari, I get the sense you
    give free rein to Bullgon's desires.
[12:07] ---
    What? What makes you say that?
[12:09] ---
    Just open your eyes.
[12:12] ---
    You mustn't spoil him.
[12:13] ---
    Knowing when and how to
    say no is critical.
[12:19] ---
    I see…
[12:20] ---
    Milano-sensei, I promise to be firm!
[12:25] ---
    Can he do it?
[12:28] ---
    Okay, Kaneamari.
[12:29] ---
    Be firm and let Bullgon know
    incessant barking is unacceptable.
[12:32] ---
    Okay.
[12:33] ---
    Hey, Bullgon.
[12:36] ---
    Please Bullgon baby, stop barking.
[12:39] ---
    He is terrified.
[12:41] ---
    Never ever show your fear.
    Dogs are very intuitive.
[12:48] ---
    B-But…
[12:56] ---
    Kaneamari!
[12:58] ---
    Are you okay, Kaneamari?
[13:00] ---
    No more!
[13:01] ---
    I'm done with all these problems!
[13:06] ---
    Kaneamari!
[13:08] ---
    Milano, I trust you'll fix all of this.
[13:10] ---
    Hey, Kaneamari!
[13:12] ---
    Oh no, he left.
[13:14] ---
    Kaneamari…
[13:18] ---
    So long!
[13:26] ---
    Bullgon…
[13:30] ---
    Bullgon, down.
[13:32] ---
    Bullgon! Down, down!
[13:35] ---
    Milano… He just won't give up.
[13:37] ---
    Come on, Bullgon. Down!
[13:41] ---
    Milano, perhaps you should rest a...
[13:43] ---
    I'm fine.
[13:44] ---
    If I don't begin to change his behavior now,
[13:46] ---
    he'll be deemed too dangerous to own.
[13:50] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Kaneamari may not be there yet,
[13:54] ---
    but I've seen many owners
    reject their dogs for good.
[13:57] ---
    I won't let that happen to that poor thing…
[13:59] ---
    I'm his last defense.
[14:03] ---
    I'll make sure
    he gets the training he needs.
[14:06] ---
    I thought Milano's success
    was all in his technique, but…
[14:11] ---
    There's a lot more to it…
[14:14] ---
    Yeah.
[14:15] ---
    - What's really amazing about him
    - Bullgon, sit!
[14:17] ---
    is how he never gives up
    on any dog.
[14:24] ---
    No matter how naughty, every doggy is a sweetie.
    It's true!
[14:29] ---
    I wish there was something
    I could do to help…
[14:32] ---
    Kan.
[14:33] ---
    What has gotten you into such a tizzy?
[14:38] ---
    If only I could understand
    how you're feeling.
[14:42] ---
    Oh I know!
[14:43] ---
    To understand a dog, you have to be a dog.
[14:46] ---
    Right, Kan?
[14:47] ---
    W-What?
[14:49] ---
    No way…
[14:50] ---
    You just said
    you wanted to help Milano.
[14:54] ---
    - I did, but that's not…
    - Now the real show starts!
[14:57] ---
    - Okay, it's decided.
    - What?!
[14:59] ---
    Be a doggy? No thanks.
[15:00] ---
    Are you ready, Kan?
[15:07] ---
    Hocus Pocus!
[15:18] ---
    Oh?
[15:20] ---
    Who does that doggy belong to?
[15:22] ---
    Um, well… This is my dog, Kan.
[15:31] ---
    Oh? Bullgon pepped up.
[15:37] ---
    Funny, he didn't click with any of my dogs…
[15:42] ---
    What? What on earth?
[15:44] ---
    There he goes!
[15:45] ---
    Milano's dog training tip
    number three!
[15:49] ---
    Sniffing hindquarters is a
    type of canine communication.
[15:53] ---
    Don't panic, just observe.
[15:56] ---
    This is humiliating.
[16:00] ---
    Now what?
[16:02] ---
    That's called social grooming.
[16:04] ---
    What's that?
[16:05] ---
    Mutual licking is a sign of affection.
[16:10] ---
    Looks like Bullgon really
    likes that other doggy.
[16:14] ---
    Excellent!
    This is working out wonderfuly.
[16:16] ---
    Come on, lick Bullgon back to show
    you want to be friends too, Kan!
[16:21] ---
    What?!
[16:27] ---
    Come on, Kan. Hurry!
[16:32] ---
    What? You want me to follow you?
[16:34] ---
    This is your chance to be real friends!
[16:36] ---
    Go!
[16:38] ---
    Are you kidding?
[16:39] ---
    You can do it!
[16:44] ---
    He just wanted to play.
[16:49] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:51] ---
    A mantis?
[16:54] ---
    Now I get it, he's just
    a big scaredy-cat.
[16:58] ---
    Just like his owner.
[17:00] ---
    Master Mantis!
[17:03] ---
    So how was it?
[17:05] ---
    Do you understand how he feels now?
[17:07] ---
    No, I don't understand exactly
    why he's so upset,
[17:10] ---
    but I do wanna help him out.
[17:12] ---
    Yeah.
[17:13] ---
    You think you can bring
    Kaneamari back here, Akubi?
[17:18] ---
    Hmm, that may be tough to d
    with my transformation magic.
[17:24] ---
    - Poot!
    - Here we go!
[17:28] ---
    Mumbo Jumbo.
[17:34] ---
    So Bullgon thinks he
    can make a fool of me, huh, well…
[17:37] ---
    Continue on current road.
[17:39] ---
    On second thought…
    take the next right.
[17:42] ---
    Okay, right.
[17:44] ---
    Another right.
[17:46] ---
    Okay, right.
[17:47] ---
    I don't remember passing this.
[17:49] ---
    And go along this road.
[17:51] ---
    This should bring him back.
[17:56] ---
    Hey, Bullgon, stop!
[18:07] ---
    Wait, Bullgon.
[18:09] ---
    Look at him just playing here
    without a care in the world!
[18:13] ---
    How did I end up back here?
[18:15] ---
    Kaneamari! You came back.
[18:18] ---
    I wonder how far
    Kan and Bullgon went.
[18:22] ---
    Poo poo poo…
[18:25] ---
    Oh no, Bullgon and Kan...
    Why are they way over there?
[18:28] ---
    Oh lordy, the recent rains
    have made that cliff unstable.
[18:33] ---
    Oh no!
[18:34] ---
    Let's all get over there.
[18:39] ---
    Easy boy.
[18:43] ---
    Bullgon!
[18:49] ---
    Shit, what now?
[18:51] ---
    Kan!
[18:52] ---
    Akubi, Milano! Bullgon's too scared to move.
[18:57] ---
    Bullgon sweetie!
[18:58] ---
    Wait! If we go now,
    it may collapse.
[19:02] ---
    What?
[19:02] ---
    Kan, guide him, use commands.
[19:06] ---
    What?
[19:07] ---
    Direct him with firmness.
[19:09] ---
    You cannot show him you are afraid.
[19:17] ---
    Kan!
[19:17] ---
    You're the only one!
    Can you do it?
[19:20] ---
    Kan!
[19:26] ---
    All right.
[19:27] ---
    Kan.
[19:30] ---
    He's just scared…
    You have to show him your strength!
[19:41] ---
    Bullgon... come here, boy.
[19:55] ---
    Kan! That was amazing.
[19:58] ---
    Hey, Bullgon. That tickles…
[20:01] ---
    Huh?
[20:07] ---
    Kan!
[20:17] ---
    You did it, Kan!
[20:20] ---
    Huh? What?
[20:22] ---
    Oh thank heavens.
[20:26] ---
    This is not a true story.
[20:29] ---
    Here, Kaneamari.
[20:31] ---
    What you have is a timid dog.
[20:35] ---
    He knew you'd spoil him and
    that's why he was acting selfish.
[20:39] ---
    From this moment onward, you have
    to be able to be firm with him.
[20:45] ---
    Right, Kan?
[20:48] ---
    Got it.
[20:51] ---
    Even Kan could do it.
[20:58] ---
    Bullgon! House!
[21:10] ---
    You did it, Kaneamari!
[21:13] ---
    Good job.
[21:14] ---
    This is a big first step.
[21:16] ---
    When you have to scold them,
    scold them.
[21:18] ---
    But when it's time for praise,
    don't hold back!
[21:24] ---
    Okay ! Bullgon was…
[21:27] ---
    …such a little love
    angel when we first met.
[21:30] ---
    So cute.
[21:33] ---
    I couldn't help but spoil him…
[21:36] ---
    But from now on I promise to do what's
    best for you, including praise, okay?
[21:45] ---
    You did good today, Kan.
[21:47] ---
    You think so?
[22:00] ---
    The days may come and go
[22:05] ---
    I am always reaching for my goals
[22:08] ---
    I'm gonna chase my dreams,
    I'm gonna take the dive
[22:13] ---
    As long as you're there by my side
[22:17] ---
    I wanna do this, I wanna try that
[22:21] ---
    Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat
[22:25] ---
    I want to have the strength
    to take the first step
[22:30] ---
    And keep on going my way
[22:36] ---
    When lonely boredom sets in,
[22:40] ---
    and the days are making me yawn
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    I miss our little chats about nothing
    and the sun and the rain
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    All I want is to be close to you
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    And feel your warmth comfort me
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    Action! Once you hear my call
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    You can count on me
    You're not perfect, and I don't care
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    So let's go and
    find our dreams together now
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    PREVIEW
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    Oh, if it isn't
    Kan's pet cat, Bull-ko.
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    And this is
    Kaneamari's family pet, Bullgon.
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    Oh, I didn't know
    you were here too Bull-kou.
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    You wanna play?
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    Wahh, hey, that tickles.
    Not there.
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    Next time on Genie Family 2020.
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    PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
    DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
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    PIRARUCU? WHAT'S THAT?
    DOES IT TASTE GOOD?
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    Don't miss it!
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