E14 - The Original Kan Is Back!
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Fifty years ago!
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And today!
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Let's look backwards and forwards.
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Today we're all about post-nuptials.
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Post-nuptials?
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Yes, he means honeymoons.
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In the 60s the most popular
destination was…
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Miyazaki.
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Why was that?
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Once a couple from the
imperial family made it their honeymoon spot,
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it became the hotspot
for royal-inspired weddings.
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Back then, they had the Kotobuki,
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a special train for honeymooners,
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which ran only on
the luckiest days of the year.
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Puhleeze, I can think of a million things I'd rather do than be on that sentimental trainwreck.
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Atami was another popular
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honeymoon spot,
and it was closer to Tokyo.
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That's right.
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But nowadays, most people go
somewhere abroad for their honeymoon.
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Today, honeymoons come in all flavors,
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I even heard Atami is making a comeback for romantic newlyweds.
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I guess history does
repeat itself.
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In just fifty years…
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Amazing!
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Don't try to hold back your yawns
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Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah
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Let's take action, action in a new world!
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Action! Action!
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Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Let's go, King Genie!
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Achoo!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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(He's a) Genie-us!
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THE ORIGINAL KAN IS BACK!
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It's good to be back.
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This is gonna be fun!
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Okay everyone,
summer vacation starts tomorrow!
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MAMENOKI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
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Get out there, and take advantage,
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I look forward to seeing all your bright and shining faces for romantic newlyweds.
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All right!
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It's goodbye classes
at least for a little while.
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I am not setting foot out of our air-conditioned house!
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Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna ask Akubi
if she wants to hang out.
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Huh? Akubi?
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Yotayama!
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We're not done talking about Akubi!
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Hocus Pocus.
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She transformed into an adult!
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A-Akemi…
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No, I mean…Akubi!
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So what we saw at camp…
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…was real.
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Cool.
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Akubi usually stays
inside this bottle…
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She lives in the genie world
inside this bottle…
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And someday, she will take over for her dad and become the queen!
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That's why she's in our world,
to complete her training.
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Isn't that right, Akubi?
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Yes, you got it.
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When it comes to Akubi,
I know everything…
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Smug bastard…
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He still doesn't have a clue
about the most important thing about her.
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A queen?
That's amazing, Akubi.
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Oh no, it's really not...
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When Akubi becomes queen…
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I'm going to be adopted into the genie world as her loyal husband… and…and…
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Hey, that was you!
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What? No, I swear it wasn't.
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Here we go again!
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Oh, look who it is!
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Poot…
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Passing gas can either
release him from the bottle
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or send him back in.
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But it wasn't me!
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It's okay, Mario.
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Thanks to you,
he's here with us now.
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Thank you, Mario.
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She actually complimented me!
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Oh, he!
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Oh, I see…
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Now I know who was behind all those
silent-but-deadly farts at school...
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It was you, Mario!
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Do you have any idea how many
people pointed their fingers at me?
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No, wait…I just…
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I see, so it was you, Mario.
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Breaking wind is a marvel of the body.
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Holy moley, another compliment!
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Poot!
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So anyway, I need you all to swear
to secrecy about Akubi guys, okay?
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That is a secret.
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Oh yeah? So summer vacation
starts tomorrow, huh?
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Yup.
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It'll be the perfect time
to challenge ourselves!
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Challenge ourselves, huh?
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Then I challenge myself to see how long I can go without leaving the house.
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What? No, not like that.
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We have the perfect plan
for summer break, don't we?
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Yeah. It's been a while since
we've gone somewhere with Dad.
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Grandpa's coming home?
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Grandpa?
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You mean, that Kan?
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Yup.
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I get to see the Kan
I knew from fifty years ago?
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We get to reunite with the Kan?
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Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Ororon!
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Hey, no one called for you!
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And then after that.
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Where are you planning to go
when Grandpa Kan comes back?
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Dad wanted to go to this place that
he's been dreaming of.
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A place he's been dreaming of?
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Akubi, Prince Farty, King Genie…
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I made a reservation for all of us.
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Yes!
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Dad'll be so surprised.
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Why would you keep it a surprise?
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It's an outing.
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Here?
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Yeah, it's the Eagle Inn.
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I know this place.
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I used to see the commercial
on TV all the time.
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The windows are huge.
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It's exactly how it was
on the commercial.
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Oh how glorious.
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Poot…
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Hey, not bad.
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BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
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Hey, there's Mr. and Mrs. Eagle.
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Hi, I'm an eagle not a beagle.
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Anything goes at the Eagle Inn!
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Let's go take a picture
with them, Father!
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What a wonderful idea.
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Poo poo poot!
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Come on, Kan, you too!
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Hey, we're done checking in!
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I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
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Wow, this is amazing.
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What a huge room.
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There's even a massage chair.
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I went all out and got us
a deluxe ocean view.
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All right! There's Wi-Fi.
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Look how cute!
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We're matching.
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Maybe you and I can form
an idol group again.
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The legendary idol group is back!
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Anything but that!
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I think I'll go take
a soak in the onsen.
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I'm going to the pool!
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There's a giant slide too.
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Then there's the the aquarium onsen and golden bathtub.
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Poot!
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A golden bathtub?
I can go for that too.
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I could go for a little dancing.
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I hear there's a ballroom dancing class with a really cute instructor.
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Please, go have the time of your lives.
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I'm just gonna watch
some videos online.
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Not on my watch.
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Little brat.
Undo your magic, dammit.
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Kan! Be nice to him!
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He's just a baby…
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No, he's not!
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Little shit is older than me…
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See what happens when
you don't mind your own business?
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Gama.
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I think I'll look around the hotel.
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What? You brought Magic Carpet?
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Got a problem with that?
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Come on, Kan.
Hurry, let's go.
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Ready? Here we go!
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Have fun!
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No, this isn't cool.
What if someone sees us?
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Well, too late now.
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It's flying.
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That is some magic.
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It will be fine.
After all, we're at a hotel…
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BIG HAUL / WELCOME TO ATAMI / EAGLE INN
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…where anything goes!
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It's the Eagle Inn!
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That's no excuse!
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Hey, Father,
it says the pool's that way.
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Okay then, Magic Carpet,
take us to the pool.
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Roger.
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Hey? Was that Grandpa?
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Where? Where? Where?
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Hey, cut that out!
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Oww…
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Hey, careful!
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It's because you pushed me, Father!
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Well, Kan came from behind!
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That's because you suddenly…
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Wait…can this be…?
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Grandpa!
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What?!
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Don't tell me…
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This is…
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Is it you, King Genie… And Akubi…?
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Better believe it.
It's me all right!
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It's me, Kan!!
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King Genie, Akubi!
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Kan!
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So that's Kantaro's grandfather?
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My heart is warm!
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You must be tired from
your long trip, Grandpa.
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You got here earlier
than we thought.
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Nah, it was lickety-split.
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How amazing that you found the courage to travel here all by yourself from overseas.
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I know! It's hard to believe!
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And you've grown up!
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Grown up? More like grown old.
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Let's see…
Back then, you were in…
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The second grade.
I was eight years old.
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So that means now…
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It's been fifty years so…
fifty years…add eight and…umm…
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Itchy, itchy… So itchy…
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I see he's still not good
with numbers, huh?
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Right?
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You haven't changed at all either.
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But there is one thing
that's changed.
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Right here.
Meet my little bro, Prince Farty.
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Poot.
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Interesting name, nice to meet ya.
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Oh the tears.
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This is the Eagle Inn's
decadent buffet
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I've been dreaming about!
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All-you-can-eat hamburger?
Somebody pinch me now!
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And all-you-can-eat pizza too!
It's incredible!
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Japanese, Western and Chinese food.
They have it all.
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What? The magician isn't here?
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What do we do now?
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This is a disaster.
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The Eagle Inn's magic show is famous.
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Did you catch that, Kantaro?
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Yeah, must really suck.
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It's our time to shine.
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What?
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Grandpa!
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What's going on?
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Don't worry, we heard everything.
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If you want magic,
then we will be your magicians.
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What?
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What?
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No matter the challenge
you can always try.
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That's my personal motto for ya!
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Magic show!
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Thanks for waiting, everyone!
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Welcome to the Eagle Inn's
world-famous magic show!
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First, the magic of metamorphosis!
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I'm magical Akubi!
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Akubi!
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Go get'em!
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Here we have
a perfectly ordinary fifth grader.
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Behold, metamorphosis!
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Hey, perfectly ordinary?
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Hocus Pocus.
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How about a round of applause?
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Way to go, Akubi!
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Looking good, Kantaro!
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Now, feast your eyes on this!
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Hi, I'm King Genie!
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Poot!
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Look at that sweet thing!
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So cute!
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Poot poot!
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Cutie!!
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Suckers…
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And now for today's guests…
Abracadabra.
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Next up…
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We present the whiz kid of magicians!
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Poot!
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Get a load of this.
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Mumbo Jumbo.
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Hocus Pocus.
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Yikes, an eagle?
Isn't it usually a pigeon?
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I mean…I have nothing
against eagles, but…
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Wow, that was amazing!
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Nice!!
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Voilá!
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So once again…
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Back together after fifty years…
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Cheers!
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Gracious me, that was a hoot.
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The Eagle Inn comped my room
as a thank you.
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See, trying sure pays off.
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You sure have changed, Kan.
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You think so?
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Hey, King Genie. How about a game
of ping pong after this?
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That sounds stupendous.
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But magic is a no go, okay?
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Your wish is my command.
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They haven't seen each other
in fifty years.
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They must have so much
to catch up on.
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Let's let them chat, shall we?
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Yeah.
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O-Okay…
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There you are, Kan!
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Oh, hey.
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Wow, it's so pretty!
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Look, Kan.
It's a full moon.
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Y-Yeah…
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Hey, Akubi.
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Hm?
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What was Grandpa
like fifty years ago?
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Let's see…
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Grandpa Kan was a real lazybones.
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He hardly ever did his homework
and he barely ever studied.
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He was teased a lot at school,
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even his dog, Bull-kou, mocked him by chasing him around.
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That's why he'd always carry around
pepper and twisted tissue paper
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so he could summon Father
at any time.
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That's terrible.
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But he had the sweetest heart.
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Huh?
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That's where he and you are alike.
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Huh?
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Just kidding!
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I think I'll go join your mom again down at the onsen.
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Good morning, everyone!
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He sure is chipper.
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I'm sleepy…
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So tired.
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Time for some morning exercises
to keep us fit as a fiddle!
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Go, Kantaro.
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Mom and Dad
are gonna sleep some more.
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One, two, three, four…
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One, two, three, four…
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Okay next, arm circles!
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One, two. One, two.
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– Who would've thought that
– One, two. One, two.
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– Kan would get up early to exercise?
– One, two. One, two.
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– I know, he always overslept!
– One, two. One, two.
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EAGLE INN SUPER POOL
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Go, go!
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No, no, no, no!
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Take a load off.
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The water moves on its own!
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This is fabulous.
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Well, yeah, that's how a lazy river works.
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Hey, where's Grandpa?
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He's swimming against the current!
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Don't try this at home.
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FISHING HOLE
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Caught one!
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Amazing!
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WHACK-A-MOLE
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And then… And then…
And then… And then…
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You did it!
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All right!
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Wow!
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Let's go!
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The Eagle Inn's the best.
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The Eagle Inn's the best.
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Eagle Inn's the best.
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I'm worn out.
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I'm exhausted.
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Hey, Kantaro. You're too young to be tired.
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Yeah, but!
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You're as energetic as ever,
Grandpa Kan.
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Poot…
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This little boy's knackered.
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But I still haven't soaked in that one bath I've been looking forward to…
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So this is the aquarium hot springs that I've dreamt about
since I was a kid.
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My dream finally came true.
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I'm glad, Grandpa.
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Thanks.
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Sure feels great.
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There's nothing like a hot spring
to refresh your body.
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Right, Kantaro?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Grandpa?
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Yes?
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How do you always have so much energy?
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Huh?
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Akubi told me you were a slacker
in elementary school.
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Akubi said that?
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Don't tell Akubi, okay?
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King Genie really changed me.
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Really?
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Fifty years ago,
when King Genie and Akubi came into my life,
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they always stuck by me
like family.
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I thought they'd be around forever…
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Then it was time to say goodbye.
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When King Genie and Akubi left, I finally realized…
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My entire life
I had relied on others.
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PASS
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That's when I decided
I would never again run from a challenge.
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It was a mindset
I carried with me into adulthood.
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Before I hit retirement, I quit my job and moved abroad.
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It was a challenge to myself.
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But I do have one regret.
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You do?
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There was a girl
Grandpa really liked.
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Huh?
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But I never did tell her how I felt.
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If only I had had the courage.
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Who knows what might have happened?
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I had no idea.
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You're still young, Kantaro.
The sky's the limit!
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It's better to regret what you
have done than what you haven't.
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Regret what you have done
not what you haven't?
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You gotta take a chance in life!
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I've been dreaming about this for fifty years!
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The golden bathtub!
How it sparkles!
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Eagle Inn,
you kick ass!
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The perfect bathtub
for a prince!
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And then after that.
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Grandpa Kan's gone.
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Yeah, but it was so nice seeing him again,
he was so full of joy.
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A little overfilled, if you ask me.
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Regret what you have done
not what you haven't…huh?
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Did you say something, Kan?
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No, nothing.
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See that yawn with mouth
opened wide
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that shows after a full stomach
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Now you yawn that contagious yawn
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Happiness links
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Even if we're far, far apart
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I will always be by your side
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Can you hear this voice of mine?
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All right, here we go, let's jump!
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Hooray hooray, it's all right,
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we will find our way
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Though there may be
nothing guiding us
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Hooray hooray,
may our dreams come true
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We're wishing with our hearts
(one more time!)
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Hooray hooray, it's all right,
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For tomorrow there will be sun
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together we will be as one
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Hooray hooray,
someone sends someone
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strength by a cheer
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all around the world
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We will surely meet again!
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PREVIEW
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Wow, feels great.
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This is heaven!
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There's nothing better than
a Japanese hot spring!
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