# E4 - Accident, Please!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5J20W7Y/accident-please)<br>
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**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's take a look back!<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fifty years<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ago and today.<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today we're talking about travel.<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fifty years ago, traveling was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no where near as easy as it is today.<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Running off to a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hawaiian getaway was unheard of.<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first Japanese citizen to travel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Hawaii in 1964<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paid a whopping 364,000<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yen for a nine-day tour!<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The average beginning salary for a salaryman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back then was 19,000 yen<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which  means today that would be…<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;APPROXIMATELY FOUR MILLION YEN<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like four million yen!<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's crazy expensive.<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, you know I'm terrible with numbers!<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fifty years ago, foreign travel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was an experience,<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an experience you dressed up for.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pineapples used to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the must have souvenir from Hawaii.<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's pretty cheap to go there.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, you can go for under<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a hundred thousand.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Father, you know you could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get one of those monster burgers there.<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a scrumptious idea!<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The world changes so fast, it's…<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Amazing!<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't try to hold back your yawns*<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't try to hold back your yawns*<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yawning isn't just a sign of boredom, yeah*<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's take action, action in a new world!*<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Action! Action!*<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Fly into our world! Let's go, King Genie!*<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's go, King Genie!*<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Let's go, King Genie!*<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Achoo!*<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*(He's a) Genie-us!*<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*(He's a) Genie-us!*<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it, eat up!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ACCIDENT, PLEASE!<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks! You are so generous.<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please let me know if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can help, Mrs. Kan.<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a change from Kan!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geez, thanks a lot.<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although you did give me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quite a scare yesterday.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What's going on, Kan…*<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh?*<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What’s wrong, Kan…*<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh?*<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wh-Who are you?*<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's such a treat to have a girl around.<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found it. Here it is. Here…<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Dad's album.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Grandpa's?<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh-huh.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? Look here.<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, it's Akubi and King Genie!<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my.<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, those were the days!<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always thought he made<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the whole thing up…<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well I'll be...<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, well, it hasn't exactly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been a walk in the park for me.<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every time someone yawns, farts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or sneezes, all hell breaks loose.<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speaking of which,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe I should cut one loose.<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll sneeze.<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't! You really don't want to do that.<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I can't trust you guys,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna have to cart this thing around with me.<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this should help, Kan!<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hocus Pocus.<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh wow.<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bravo, Akubi!<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Damn her…<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of course my parents lover her.*<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, we'd better get ready<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go to your uncle's.<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kantaro, you and Akubi want to come?<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No thanks, I'll stay here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and guard the house.<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Again?<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wouldn't kill you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;visit once in a while.<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if Akubi babysits,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we won't have to worry about anything.<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck…?<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akubi, make sure he gets out and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gets a little fresh air, okay?<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! He's in good hands with me.<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, you're younger than me…<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh…maybe not…<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is she really older than me?*<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so confused.<br>**[04:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! I've got the house to myself!!<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're already loafing around, Kan!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TRAINS & PLANES AT PEAK CAPACITY<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ON FIRST DAY OF GOLDEN WEEK<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;JUST YESTERDAY, AN ESTIMATED<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FIFTY-FIVE-THOUSAND PEOPLE<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HAVE DEPARTED THE COUNTRY
<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's finally Golden Week,*<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and it's that time of year again,*<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get ready for packed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;domestic and internatioinal flights.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Staying put is definitely the way to go.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, that looks fun.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna go there!<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? To the airport?<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then after that…<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, airports are so big now.<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do I have to be here…<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Remember, your mom asked me to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get you outside…<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, but she didn't mean…<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, there must be lots of jobs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the airport.<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe we'll find<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your future dream here…?<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! A stewardess!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still every little girl's dream!<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A stewardess?<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't know what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a stewardess is, Kan?<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Attention please!"<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean a CA?<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CA?<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cabin attendant.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try to be gender inclusive, men do it too.<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah!<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right then, Kan!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's turn you into a CA!<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hocus Pocus...<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh…not here!<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How charming.<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what's this?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Change me back!<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you look really handsome, Kan.<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Aren't you trainees?<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing there?<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Oh… No, we're…<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Training's about to start.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get cracking.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attention please.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Instructor Oniyamada.<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the mockup we use for training.<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mockup?<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a cabin crew simulator that allows<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us to recreate any scenario.<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will act as chief purser.<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I expect all of you to carry out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your duties as a full-fledged CA.<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Seriously?<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TOUR GROUP<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, everyone.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the CA training center.<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, cool. I wish there was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a railway version of this…<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akemi!<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So fate has brought us together again.<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ugh, Mario…<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I remember him…<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Akemi's waving at me!<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh no, please not here…*<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! What's that?<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, some butt is calling me!*<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;– Poot, poo, poo…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;– Hey, Kan, was that you?<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no way.<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then who was it?<br>**[07:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TOUR GROUP<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone, on to our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;next exciting demonstration.<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, you too.<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akemi!<br>**[07:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's him again.*<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my…<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now who do we have here…?<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am going to have to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find someone to take you…<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that baby is…uhh…<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a long story…<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot…<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poo.<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are adorable!<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to call you Prince Poot Poot.<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>**[08:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prince Poot Poot,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's go sit over here.<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're safe for now.<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as Little Bro doesn't try to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;torture us again.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, that guy's really older<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than me, too, right?*<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Nice to meet you, Kantaro.*<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Man… this is all so weird.*<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! CA Yotayama and CA Akubi!<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Intensive training commences now.<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot…<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SPECIAL TRAINING (1)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;GREETINGS<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special training (1), greetings.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome aboard Akubi's plane…<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never say that!<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stand up straight.<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suck in that gut.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hands below the navel.<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toes outward,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stance slightly offset.<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You too!<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They obviously suck…*<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SPECIAL TRAINING (2)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special training (2),<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in-flight announcements.<br>**[08:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for joining us today<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on Mamenoki Airlines flight 25<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bound for Honolulu.<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your captain will be Sasagawa<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and chief purser, Oniyamada.<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be taking care of you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the cabin.<br>**[09:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Akubi.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Akubi…Akubi.<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not campaigning.<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, please forgive me, ma'am!<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's chief purser!<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! Chief panther!<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you just say "chief panther"?<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! Your face reminds me of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a carnivorous animal of prey…<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry chief panther just came out!<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cut the crap and pull yourself together!<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, chief purser!<br>**[09:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, CA Yotayama.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next is English.<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? English?<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up.<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, ma'am.<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…uh…<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CA Yotayama!<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The passengers will pick up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on your nervousness.<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calm yourself down.<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I know!<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CA Yotayama, all you have to do is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find your special happy place.<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My special happy place, huh…<br>**[10:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The next station is Shinjuku."<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The doors on the left side<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will open."<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Please change here for the Chuo Line…"<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's amazing, CA Yotayama.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't praise him.<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't ask you to perform<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a train announcement!<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh…I'm sorry.<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two have a long way to go…<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot, poot!<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Little bastard...*<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SPECIAL TRAINING (3)<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MEAL SERVICE<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special training (3), meal service.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I speak no Japanese,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need you to serve me in English.<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…uh…<br>**[10:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sakana or cock-a-doodle-doo,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which one?<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You call that English?<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next! CA Yotayama!<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fish or chicken?<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chicken, please.<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, impressive CA Yotayama.<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our elementary school<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;teaches us all that stuff.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elementary school?<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no…never mind.<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…Chicken! Chicken… Umm…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no! We're out.<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're out!<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is when you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go check the galley.<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never decline before verifying!<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Galley?<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think of it as a kitchen in the sky.<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry!<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'll go.<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot, poot poot…<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The fun is just beginning…*<br>**[11:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…chicken, chicken…<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it here?<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mumbo Jumbo.*<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chicken…chick…<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot poot…<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna…<br>**[11:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry. No chicken.<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No chicken is not a satisfactory answer!<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Throwing up your hands in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;defeat is not an option.<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to have a plan in place.<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, ma'am!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What else can you do?<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If everyone wants chicken,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I have to give them fish.<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When that happens, you present the fish<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as infinitely more appetizing.<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For example…<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"We've sautéed flounder caught<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the Sea of Japan in olive oil<br>**[12:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and finished it with a sauce<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made from Setouchi lemons."<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds incredible!<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, down the hatch!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, you can't eat that?<br>**[12:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two are unbelievable!<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose it doesn't hurt to<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sample our cuisine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for our dear customers.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So? How does it taste?<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bold yet refined, yes?<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly.<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excellent observation.<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cabin pressure at altitude is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slightly less than what is at ground level.<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lower pressure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;results in a slightly less sensitive palate,<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;necessitating of course<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;increased seasoning.<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see…<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean, "I see?!"<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry!<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is too painful to watch…*<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I think I need to up the ante.*<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poo poot, poo poot…<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the matter, Prince Poot Poot?<br>**[13:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that right?<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, sweetie pie.<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, there's fire outside the window!<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell?<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is an emergency.<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're no longer cabin crew,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we are life saving-personnel.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Evacuate all passengers first,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you may do the same.<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, this is scary.<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every second counts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in an evacuation!<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well yeah but…<br>**[13:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right everyone,<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TOUR GROUP<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the CA's from before are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;now conducting evacuation training.<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Akemi!<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What just happened to me…?<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instructor, we have a problem!<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CA Yotayama fell off.<br>**[13:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then after that.<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will they fly or will they fumble?<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, finally the real thing.<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe you got me into this…<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just wanna go home.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CA Yotayama, the guest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll be in charge of has arrived.<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I have to deal<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with Kaneamari?*<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I have to work with you, huh?<br>**[14:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my first time in economy…<br>**[14:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is so different from first.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Of course I get stuck with him.*<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let the madness begin!<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait… this is all moving<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way too fast…<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Did I just hear…<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot…<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the—?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with this baby?<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh!<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…We have one more minor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;traveling alone today.<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's right!<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We apologize for the inconvenience,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but he'll be seated next to you.<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot…<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to sit next to that?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh well, c'est la vie…<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So this is the asshat…<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he called on me?*<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you are so inclined, sir.<br>**[15:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have a special gift today<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for our younger travelers.<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think this makes up for saddling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me with Shitty Pants?<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fly all the time,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a ton of this crap.<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, one more can't hurt.<br>**[15:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go, little guy.<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot…<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please just sit there<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and be quiet.*<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for joining us today on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mamenoki Airlines flight 66<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bound for Honolulu.<br>**[15:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our captain today is Yoshida<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and chief pursuer is Oniyamada.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Currently we are on track to…<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *Sis's inflight speech<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;needs some spice.*<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mumbo Jumbo.*<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Akubi and I'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taking care of you in the cabin…<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh?<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is… Oh?<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akubi…<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with her voice?<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Damn... little troublemaker is at it again!*<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;May I interest you in a beverage?<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soup please.<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming right up.<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would you like anything to drink?<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot poot poot.<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, he'll have the same.<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sparkling Shine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muscat grape special juice.<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you handle two juices?<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um…I'm sorry. We only have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;apple or orange juice.<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Serves me right for riding cattle class.<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll pay the difference, so get it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for me from first class.<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not about the  money, sir.<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really are difficult.<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this ass thinks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his money talks, eh...<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I must then.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me the cursed apple juice.<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You gave me veggie juice!<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm terribly sorry.<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Prince Farty...*<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot poot poot poot…<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Take that, fatcat.*<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then after that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meal service!<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meat or fish…?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like fish today.<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, do you have sashimi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or something?<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no sashimi…<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One of the many joys of economy.<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you want it that bad,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then slice it up yourself.*<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poot!<br>**[17:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woah! It's alive!<br>**[17:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poo?<br>**[17:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He went back!<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Kaneamari was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the gassy culprit…<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Phew, things have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;finally calmed down.<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm exhausted.<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is that?<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A bamboo foot massager.<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This helps keep<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my legs from swelling,<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without it, I wouldn't be able to work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rest of the day.<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A CA's job is a lot more taxing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than I thought.<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you two think is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the most important skill<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of being a CA?<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looking good?<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stamina, patience and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ability to communicate.<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[18:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're standing most of the time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a moving plane.<br>**[18:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if the plane is full,<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you help hundreds of passengers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a comfortable flight.<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, I really learned a lot,<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought it was all glamour and excitement.<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me too.<br>**[18:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Most have that impression,<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the reality is much more demanding.<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why do you put up with it all?<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm… I guess it's seeing all those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;smiling happy faces<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that greet me when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we finally reach our destination.<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smiling faces?<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When they thank you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a big smile,<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rough patches give way to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a real sense of joy.<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm…<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think we can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be like that too?<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we all find meaning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in different things.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, we're almost there.<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry, my child won't stop…<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really, really sorry.<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't apologize.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's okay. I brought you a toy.<br>**[19:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much.<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave babies to us!<br>**[19:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So cute,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;compared to you know who!<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Peek-a-boo! Akubi!<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making the baby cry more.<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chug-chug, puff-puff! I'm a D51!<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chug-chug, puff-puff…<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A baby's not gonna know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what that is!<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Peek-a-boo! Akubi!<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chug-chug, puff-puff…<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! The baby's laughing.<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow. My precious stopped.<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much, both of you.<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay, we did it!<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have a great day.<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you again, CA!<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*See you again? No way!*<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really saved me.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much.<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, take care!<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have a great day.<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, we made it.<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I'm tired.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Working is hard.<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Instructor.<br>**[21:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good job.<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was no walk in the park,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you two really pulled through.<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I hope to see you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the sky again? Well done.<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instructor!<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[21:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kan…<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'd better revert back, Kan.<br>**[21:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah… though I'm gonna kinda<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;miss this uniform.<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So hot!<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Keep those on!<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Call me the bungling turtle.<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The days may come and go*<br>**[22:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I am always reaching for my goals*<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm gonna chase my dreams,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna take the dive*<br>**[22:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As long as you're there by my side*<br>**[22:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wanna do this, I wanna try that*<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ideas come to me at the drop of a hat*<br>**[22:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I want to have the strength<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to take the first step*<br>**[22:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And keep on going my way*<br>**[22:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When lonely boredom sets in,*<br>**[22:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and the days are making me yawn*<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I miss our little chats about nothing<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the sun and the rain*<br>**[22:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All I want is to be close to you*<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And feel your warmth comfort me*<br>**[23:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Action! Once you hear my call*<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You can count on me<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not perfect, and I don't care*<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So let's go and<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find our dreams together now*<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PREVIEW<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You summoned me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and here I am. Ta-dah!<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell Akubi guys, but…<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been secretly coming to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the human world<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to eat at hamburger shops.<br>**[23:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not just hamburgers.<br>**[23:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are cheeseburgers,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bacon cheeseburgers,<br>**[23:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;avocado burgers, chili pepper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tomato burgers, burgers with fried egg…<br>**[23:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to mention<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;double burgers and triple burgers!<br>**[23:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can I decide?<br>**[23:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I always end up ordering everything!<br>**[23:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh my god, I'm stuffed again today!<br>**[23:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on Genie Family 2020, it's…<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;PREVIEW<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DOUBLE TROUBLE!<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Double Trouble!<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>