9 - SUMMER CAMP

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[00:00] HARUHI
    Summer! The beach!
[00:03] HARUHI
    Vacation!
[00:07] KANESHIRO
    What's wrong with you? Shut up.
[00:09] HARUHI
    But Goshi-kun, it's summer.
[00:11] HARUHI
    We haven't done anything summery yet.
[00:15] HARUHI
    Doesn't this cottage seem great?
[00:19] HARUHI
    I want to go camping.
[00:22] ASHU
    That sounds fun.
[00:24] YUZUKI
    As long as we're going,
    I'd like to stay overnight.
[00:26] HARUHI
    Good idea, Yuzuki.
[00:28] HARUHI
    We have some time off, right, Tsubasa?
[00:31] TSUBASA
    Yes. Next week, each of you
    has one and a half days off.
[00:35] HARUHI
    Yes!
[00:37] HARUHI
    Who wants to go?
[00:39] ASHU
    Me!
[00:39] YUZUKI
    Me.
[00:41] HARUHI
    What? Just us?
[00:43] HARUHI
    That's less than I expected.
[00:45] TSUBASA
    Everyone's vacations are slightly offset
    because of their individual work.
[00:50] HARUHI
    But I want us to go together.
[00:53] HARUHI
    Nome-san, what about you guys?
[00:55] NOME
    Well...
[00:58] MASUNAGA
    Camping, huh?
[01:00] ONZAI
    Let's go.
[01:01] BOTH
    What?
[01:02] ONZAI
    I've been curious
    about this gorge for a while.
[01:05] MASUNAGA
    Gorge?
[01:06] ONZAI
    Leader, Tatsu, let's go with them.
[01:10] MASUNAGA
    You don't usually suggest activities, Momo.
[01:13] NOME
    Yeah. I guess it's necessary
    to stretch our wings once in a while.
[01:18] NOME
    Especially you, leader.
[01:20] HARUHI
    All right!
[01:22] HARUHI
    Then Onzai-kun, Masunaga-san,
    and Nome-san are coming.
[01:25] ASHU
    And Gochin and Ken-Ken.
[01:27] KANESHIRO
    No, thanks.
[01:29] KANESHIRO
    Go without me.
[01:30] AIZOME
    I'll pass, too.
[01:32] AIZOME
    I don't understand why you'd go
    someplace infested with bugs.
[01:35] ASHU
    But glamping's gotten popular lately.
[01:39] ASHU
    There will be lots of cute girls.
[01:43] AIZOME
    Well, if you insist.
[01:47] ASHU
    Hooray! That's the spirit!
[01:49] ASHU
    Now you're getting it!
[01:50] MASUNAGA
    Yuta's totally taken control
    of the camping trip.
[01:55] KANESHIRO
    I'm not going. I've got lots to do.
[02:00] HARUHI
    Yuzuki.
[02:02] YUZUKI
    Kaneshiro-san, you're really not going?
[02:05] KANESHIRO
    You sure are persistent.
[02:07] YUZUKI
    You're not going to make
    summer memories with us?
[02:11] KANESHIRO
    Why would I make summer memories with—
[02:13] YUZUKI
    I'd love to spend a summer with you...
[02:19] KANESHIRO
    That's great, but I really
    do have a lot to—
[03:57] MASUNAGA
    Ultimately, Atsushi-san borrowed
    an acquaintance's cottage for us.
[04:02] HARUHI
    It's near where we wanted to go,
    and it's supposed to be nice.
[04:06] ASHU
    We're so lucky! I'm excited!
[04:13] KANESHIRO
    Let's go shopping first.
[04:17] ASHU
    Aren't supermarkets exciting?
[04:20] ASHU
    What should I buy?
[04:21] KANESHIRO
    Ashu, don't buy anything we don't need.
[04:24] ASHU
    Gochin, you sound like my mom.
[04:27] HARUHI
    This! Let's buy this!
[04:30] YUZUKI
    I want this.
[04:33] AIZOME
    You have totally different preferences
    even though you're twins.
[04:35] HARUHI
    I know.
[04:38] HARUHI
    I love the outdoors, but Yuzuki
    prefers to relax at home.
[04:44] ONZAI
    Your personalities seem opposite, too.
[04:46] AIZOME
    You're right.
[04:53] NOME
    Let me see that.
[04:55] YUZUKI
    Thank you.
[04:58] AIZOME
    It's so hot.
[04:59] AIZOME
    What's with these murderous UV rays?
[05:02] ONZAI
    It is summer.
[05:03] YUZUKI
    Haru, put on some sunscreen.
[05:05] HARUHI
    Yeah, I know.
[05:11] HARUHI
    We're almost at the cottage.
[05:13] ASHU
    All right!
[05:19] HARUHI
    We're here!
[05:23] ASHU
    Thanks for driving, Gochin and Massu.
[05:25] NOME
    Huh. It's a pretty place.
[05:27] KANSHIRO
    Yeah. We'd better thank Atsushi-san.
[05:32] AIZOME
    Excuse the intrusion.
[05:38] ASHU
    What?
[05:39] KANESHIRO
    Why are you so noisy?
[05:41] HARUHI
    Wh-What is this?
[05:45] YUZUKI
    It's covered in dust.
[05:46] ASHU
    Jeez, it's kind of creepy.
[05:49] KANESHIRO
    Hey, Ashu! Don't push me!
[05:52] ASHU
    What's wrong, Gochin? Are you scared?
[05:55] KANESHIRO
    What?
[05:55] KANESHIRO
    Of course no—
[06:00] KANESHIRO
    Damn it! What is this?
[06:01] ASHU
    Gochin, you're so funny.
[06:10] YUZUKI
    Haru, it's okay. It's a cute gecko.
[06:16] NOME
    Well, it can't be helped.
[06:17] NOME
    I guess we'll start by cleaning the place.
[06:19] ASHU
    It feels like we're at camp school.
[06:23] ONZAI
    I brought him since I thought he'd be useful.
[06:25] MASUNAGA
    Nice one.
[06:26] NOME
    When cleaning, start from the top.
[06:29] NOME
    Sweep with a broom, then wipe with a rag.
[06:32] ASHU
    All right! Let's do this!
[06:34] AIZOME
    I'll clean over here.
[06:41] BOTH
    Aizome, quit playing around and clean!
[06:45] ASHU
    Cleaning's done!
[06:48] AIZOME
    Shower... I need a shower...
[06:52] MASUNAGA
    Me, too.
[06:53] ASHU
    Then let's go play in the river.
[06:56] ASHU
    Why don't we take the watermelon
    and chill it in the water?
[06:59] AIZOME
    The river...
[07:02] AIZOME
    My cute little fawns in swimsuits!
[07:07] YUZUKI
    Haru, here. Sunscreen.
[07:09] HARUHI
    Thanks.
[07:10] YUZUKI
    Want me to rub some on your back?
[07:12] HARUHI
    I'm good.
[07:13] HARUHI
    You worry too much, Yuzuki.
[07:20] HARUHI
    It's so pretty.
[07:22] MASUNAGA
    This is kind of exciting.
[07:26] ASHU
    Perfect.
[07:27] NOME
    It truly feels like summer now.
[07:30] AIZOME
    There aren't any tourists here, much less fawns.
[07:42] AIZOME
    Here.
[07:45] AIZOME
    If you don't wear a hat,
    you'll get heatstroke.
[07:51] AIZOME
    I hope you catch a lot. Bye.
[08:00] MASUNAGA
    H-Haruhi? What?
[08:04] HARUHI
    Your butt has such a pretty shape.
[08:08] HARUHI
    It would be perfect
    if it were a little softer.
[08:11] MASUNAGA
    What?
[08:12] HARUHI
    Oh, it's just my customary butt check.
[08:14] HARUHI
    I prefer butts with
    a little more meat on them.
[08:18] MASUNAGA
    I see...
[08:20] MASUNAGA
    Um... Could you let go now?
[08:26] HARUHI
    I've actually been wondering about
    Onzai-kun's butt for a while now.
[08:31] ONZAI
    What?
[08:32] HARUHI
    Is your hipline so impressively slender
    just from working out your glutes?
[08:37] HARUHI
    No, there must be something else.
[08:40] HARUHI
    Please let me touch it.
[08:43] ONZAI
    What if I say no?
[08:52] ONZAI
    The waterfall nearby is supposed
    to be a really strong power spot.
[08:55] [Messenger] SIGN
    #incrediblepowerspot
    #justincredible
    #incrediblehermit
[08:56] HARUHI
    Huh?
[08:57] ONZAI
    The view from the top of the
    waterfall is incredibly beautiful.
[08:59] ONZAI
    It's supposed to be incredibly soothing.
[09:03] ONZAI
    An incredible hermit lives there, too.
[09:05] MASUNAGA
    Momo's flustered for once.
[09:08] NOME
    Yeah. He's trying to steamroll
    him by saying everything's amazing.
[09:11] ONZAI
    In any case, it's incredible.
[09:13] HARUHI
    Is it really that incredible?
[09:15] NOME
    What?
[09:16] MASUNAGA
    He accepted it?
[09:17] ONZAI
    Don't you want to check
    out that incredible place?
[09:22] HARUHI
    I'd love to go...
[09:30] HARUHI
    It really is beautiful.
[09:36] YUZUKI
    There.
[09:42] HARUHI
    Are you okay?
[09:45] YUZUKI
    Yeah.
[09:55] ASHU
    Incredible!
[09:57] ONZAI
    The hermit lives behind
    that waterfall. Should we go?
[10:00] MASUNAGA
    You want us to jump in here
    and swim to the waterfall?
[10:04] MASUNAGA
    Jump in?
[10:07] MASUNAGA
    From here?
[10:09] ASHU
    Ken-Ken, you go first.
[10:11] AIZOME
    Absolutely not.
[10:12] ASHU
    What?
[10:24] ASHU
    Hold on. I'm coming, too.
[10:26] NOME
    What? Wait—
[10:32] AIZOME
    No!
[10:38] KANESHIRO
    What's your problem?
[10:42] AIZOME
    My bangs... This sucks.
[10:47] HARUHI
    This is the incredible place?
[10:50] HARUHI
    Onzai-kun, where's the hermit?
[10:53] ONZAI
    Shh. Look closely.
[10:59] ONZAI
    Only those who reach this place
    can see this excellent view.
[11:08] MASUNAGA
    I haven't experienced
    nature like this in a while.
[11:11] NOME
    Yeah. It's soothing.
[11:18] HARUHI
    It truly is incredible.
[11:19] YUZUKI
    Yeah, it's incredible.
[11:21] KANESHIRO
    It was worth coming here.
[11:24] ASHU
    These negative ions are the best.
[11:48] ONZAI
    Aizome, could you cut them
    a little more evenly?
[11:52] AIZOME
    What?
[11:55] NOME
    Here we go!
[11:56] ASHU
    Here!
[11:58] NOME
    Put some spin on it!
[11:59] ASHU
    Okay!
[12:01] YUZUKI
    Are they not playing kick the can?
[12:01] NOME
    Okay, one more time!
[12:05] ASHU
    Spin it more!
[12:06] HARUHI
    Huh?
[12:08] HARUHI
    It's not working.
[12:09] MASUNAGA
    Let me see.
[12:11] MASUNAGA
    You should be using useful
    products like these.
[12:15] MASUNAGA
    Apparently, you're supposed
    to place large pieces of charcoal
[12:17] MASUNAGA
    while creating good airflow.
[12:23] HARUHI
    Wow, that's incredible. Thank you.
[12:27] MASUNAGA
    Huh?
[12:27] MASUNAGA
    You're looking incredibly burned.
[12:32] ASHU
    Okay, it's all here.
[12:37] YUZUKI
    Haru, are you cold?
[12:39] HARUHI
    Yeah, a little.
[12:41] HARUHI
    Let's start by cooking this.
[12:44] NOME
    It'll take some time for it to cook.
[12:47] ONZAI
    I thought it might,
    so I made some appetizers.
[12:55] BOTH
    It's so good.
[12:56] ASHU
    What is this?
[12:58] KANESHIRO
    Aizome cut it.
[13:00] AIZOME
    It's all the same once
    they're in your stomach.
[13:04] NOME
    I bought these earlier, too.
[13:07] ASHU
    Marshmallows!
[13:10] AIZOME
    Fine, I'll toast some for all of you.
[13:18] ASHU
    My toasted marshmallow!
[13:23] HARUHI
    This is surprisingly difficult.
[13:24] ASHU
    Momochin, keep them coming.
[13:27] HARUHI
    I'll start over here.
[13:34] AIZOME
    I shouldn't have come.
[13:38] AIZOME
    That's...
[13:41] AIZOME
    the man with the hat.
[13:45] MASUNAGA
    Seafood was a good choice, too.
[13:47] NOME
    Huh? Where's Kento?
[13:49] ASHU
    Huh?
[13:51] ASHU
    Over there.
[13:57] MASUNAGA
    This is incredible.
    Where'd you get this?
[14:00] AIZOME
    I ran into the man I met
    at the river this afternoon.
[14:03] AIZOME
    He gave it to me.
[14:04] KANESHIRO
    The river?
[14:05] NOME
    But it's clearly seafood.
[14:07] HARUHI
    What man?
[14:10] AIZOME
    Remember the man fishing nearby?
[14:14] AIZOME
    He gave it to me.
[14:16] AIZOME
    When you're as handsome as me, you end
    up attracting men and women of all ages.
[14:23] MASUNAGA
    I don't remember anyone else at the river...
[14:28] AIZOME
    What?
[14:29] KANESHIRO
    It was definitely just us.
[14:31] ONZAI
    That waterfall...
[14:33] ONZAI
    It's called the hermit's waterfall
    because, according to legend,
[14:36] ONZAI
    a hermit who achieved immortality
    transformed himself into a waterfall.
[14:42] ONZAI
    Maybe that old man was...
[14:50] AIZOME
    What?
[14:56] HARUHI
    I'm totally satisfied.
[14:57] ASHU
    I'll never forget the taste
    of those plump lobsters.
[15:02] MASUNAGA
    A lot happened, but I had fun.
[15:05] ONZAI
    Yeah. We played, we laughed, and we ate.
[15:08] ONZAI
    It was a fulfilling day.
[15:10] ASHU
    I'd love to come back again
    with everyone next time.
[15:14] YUZUKI
    Yeah.
[15:15] YUZUKI
    It was a lot of fun. We're like family.
[15:22] NOME
    You're right. We're practically family now.
[15:26] ASHU
    Yeah. We've been together for a while now.
[15:29] KANESHIRO
    There are too many brats
    in this family, though.
[15:32] ASHU
    You mean like yourself?
[15:33] KANESHIRO
    What?
[15:34] KANESHIRO
    You're at the top of the list!
[15:36] ASHU
    What? But I always watch over you
    and Ken-Ken like a concerned adult.
[15:37] NOME
    I know.
[15:38] NOME
    Why don't we have ice cream for dessert?
[15:40] KANESHIRO
    Oh, shut up.
[15:40] NOME
    I made some earlier.
[15:43] ASHU
    If you put ice and milk inside
    and kick it, it becomes ice cream.
[15:47] AIZOME
    Huh. So you weren't just playing.
[15:49] MASUNAGA
    Huh? What happened to the watermelon?
[15:51] ASHU
    I forgot! I'll go get it.
[15:54] HARUHI
    Yuta-kun, I'll go with you.
[16:00] YUZUKI
    Haru, wait.
[16:03] YUZUKI
    What is this?
[16:07] YUZUKI
    You didn't put on any sunscreen?
[16:10] HARUHI
    I did. I did, but maybe
    the water washed it off.
[16:16] YUZUKI
    Liar. You don't realize you've gotten
    fevers from severe sunburns, do you?
[16:24] YUZUKI
    I mentioned it because
    I was worried about you.
[16:26] HARUHI
    That was when we were kids.
[16:29] HARUHI
    I'm fine now. And besides, lately,
    I've been taking care of you a lot more.
[16:37] YUZUKI
    Taking care of me?
[16:41] YUZUKI
    Is that what you thought?
[16:44] HARUHI
    I just misspoke.
[16:47] HARUHI
    It's nothing to get so angry about.
[16:52] ASHU
    Harupyon.
[16:53] ASHU
    I-In any case, let's go get that watermelon.
[16:56] KANESHIRO
    Hey, Ashu. You have
    a terrible sense of direction.
[17:00] ASHU
    It's nearby, and I won't
    be alone. It'll be fine.
[17:04] ASHU
    Come on, Harupyon. Let's go.
[17:05] KANESHIRO
    H-Hey!
[17:14] ASHU
    Huh?
[17:15] ASHU
    Where are we?
[17:19] ASHU
    Where's the flashlight?
[17:26] ASHU
    It's broken.
[17:28] ASHU
    Huh? Which way did we come from?
[17:36] ASHU
    Yikes. I can't seen anything
    since it's nighttime.
[17:41] ASHU
    Right, Harupyon?
[17:44] ASHU
    Harupyon?
[17:46] ASHU
    It'll be fine.
[17:49] ASHU
    If you talk it out and apologize,
    you'll be able to make up.
[17:53] HARUHI
    Yuta-kun.
[17:54] ASHU
    I guess Yuzu's a bit of a worrywart.
[17:57] HARUHI
    He can't help it.
[18:06] HARUHI
    When we were little, I was sickly.
[18:10] HARUHI
    I had a fever nearly every day.
[18:14] HARUHI
    After our mother died and our grandpa
    took us in, Yuzuki always looked after me.
[18:24] HARUHI
    Starting in grade school,
    I was finally able to live a normal life.
[18:30] HARUHI
    I swore I'd finally be
     the one to protect Yuzuki, but...
[18:44] MASUNAGA
    Aren't they taking too long?
[18:46] NOME
    Maybe someone should go get them.
[18:55] KANESHIRO
    Wait, Yuzuki.
[18:56] KANESHIRO
    I'll go with you.
[18:58] YUZUKI
    Kaneshiro-san.
[19:02] KANESHIRO
    I knew they were lost.
[19:04] KANESHIRO
    Where did they go?
[19:08] YUZUKI
    The signal's poor, but we might
    be able to find them using GPS.
[19:10] [Messenger] SIGN
    Searching For Positional Information
    
    Cancel
[19:15] YUZUKI
    This way.
[19:18] HARUHI
    A-A raccoon dog?
[19:22] YUZUKI
    We're almost there.
[19:26] KANESHIRO
    Are you okay?
[19:32] YUZUKI
    This way.
[19:34] KANESHIRO
    You can even use GPS out here, huh?
[19:41] ASHU
    Everyone must be worried.
[19:43] HARUHI
    Probably.
[19:44] ASHU
    What am I going to do?
[19:46] ASHU
    Gochin and Ken-Ken will
    definitely get mad at me.
[19:50] HARUHI
    If we ever see them again...
[19:52] ASHU
    Don't say that!
[19:55] HARUHI
    If I get to see him again,
    I want to apologize to Yuzuki.
[20:00] HARUHI
    It might be too late for that, though.
[20:04] ASHU
    Harupyon.
[20:08] KANESHIRO
    Yuzuki?
[20:11] ASHU
    It's definitely not too late.
[20:14] ASHU
    I'm sure he'll understand.
[20:17] ASHU
    After all, you're twins.
[20:24] YUZUKI
    Haru!
[20:28] HARUHI
    Yuzuki!
[20:29] ASHU
    Gochin!
[20:30] YUZUKI
    Haru...
[20:32] YUZUKI
    Haru!
[20:34] HARUHI
    Yuzuki.
[20:36] YUZUKI
    Haru!
[20:38] YUZUKI
    Ouch...
[20:39] HARUHI
    Yuzuki, are you okay?
[20:44] HARUHI
    Hop on.
[20:47] YUZUKI
    Okay.
[20:49] KANESHIRO
    You idiot! I told you so!
[20:54] ASHU
    I'm sorry, Gochin.
[20:56] ASHU
    But I'm so glad you found us.
[20:59] ASHU
    Thanks, guys.
[21:01] KANESHIRO
    Why didn't you call us?
[21:03] KANESHIRO
    Can't you use your phone?
[21:05] ASHU
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:07] ASHU
    I don't have service.
[21:08] KANESHIRO
    Huh?
[21:09] KANESHIRO
    What?
[21:11] KANESHIRO
    Hey!
[21:12] ASHU
    There!
[21:14] KANESHIRO
    What are you doing?
[21:16] ASHU
    I wanted you to baby me.
[21:19] KANESHIRO
    Cut it out!
[21:19] ASHU
    What? Why not?
[21:20] ASHU
    Think of it as strength training.
[21:21] KANESHIRO
    Have you gained weight?
[21:22] ASHU
    I'm still not getting off!
[23:03] ASHU
    I'm stuffed...
[23:06] HARUHI
    Did you have fun camping?
[23:11] HARUHI
    Are you still mad?
[23:14] HARUHI
    Are you glad we're twins?
[23:20] YUZUKI
    I feel the same as you.
[23:33] HARUHI
    I see.
[23:55] HARUHI
    That fish looks like you, Yuzuki.
[23:57] YUZUKI
    Then that fish next to it must be you, Haru.