# 9 - SUMMER CAMP
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**[00:00] HARUHI**
Summer! The beach!
**[00:03] HARUHI**
Vacation!
**[00:07] KANESHIRO**
What's wrong with you? Shut up.
**[00:09] HARUHI**
But Goshi-kun, it's summer.
**[00:11] HARUHI**
We haven't done anything summery yet.
**[00:15] HARUHI**
Doesn't this cottage seem great?
**[00:19] HARUHI**
I want to go camping.
**[00:22] ASHU**
That sounds fun.
**[00:24] YUZUKI**
As long as we're going,
I'd like to stay overnight.
**[00:26] HARUHI**
Good idea, Yuzuki.
**[00:28] HARUHI**
We have some time off, right, Tsubasa?
**[00:31] TSUBASA**
Yes. Next week, each of you
has one and a half days off.
**[00:35] HARUHI**
Yes!
**[00:37] HARUHI**
Who wants to go?
**[00:39] ASHU**
Me!
**[00:39] YUZUKI**
Me.
**[00:41] HARUHI**
What? Just us?
**[00:43] HARUHI**
That's less than I expected.
**[00:45] TSUBASA**
Everyone's vacations are slightly offset
because of their individual work.
**[00:50] HARUHI**
But I want us to go together.
**[00:53] HARUHI**
Nome-san, what about you guys?
**[00:55] NOME**
Well...
**[00:58] MASUNAGA**
Camping, huh?
**[01:00] ONZAI**
Let's go.
**[01:01] BOTH**
What?
**[01:02] ONZAI**
I've been curious
about this gorge for a while.
**[01:05] MASUNAGA**
Gorge?
**[01:06] ONZAI**
Leader, Tatsu, let's go with them.
**[01:10] MASUNAGA**
You don't usually suggest activities, Momo.
**[01:13] NOME**
Yeah. I guess it's necessary
to stretch our wings once in a while.
**[01:18] NOME**
Especially you, leader.
**[01:20] HARUHI**
All right!
**[01:22] HARUHI**
Then Onzai-kun, Masunaga-san,
and Nome-san are coming.
**[01:25] ASHU**
And Gochin and Ken-Ken.
**[01:27] KANESHIRO**
No, thanks.
**[01:29] KANESHIRO**
Go without me.
**[01:30] AIZOME**
I'll pass, too.
**[01:32] AIZOME**
I don't understand why you'd go
someplace infested with bugs.
**[01:35] ASHU**
But glamping's gotten popular lately.
**[01:39] ASHU**
There will be lots of cute girls.
**[01:43] AIZOME**
Well, if you insist.
**[01:47] ASHU**
Hooray! That's the spirit!
**[01:49] ASHU**
Now you're getting it!
**[01:50] MASUNAGA**
Yuta's totally taken control
of the camping trip.
**[01:55] KANESHIRO**
I'm not going. I've got lots to do.
**[02:00] HARUHI**
Yuzuki.
**[02:02] YUZUKI**
Kaneshiro-san, you're really not going?
**[02:05] KANESHIRO**
You sure are persistent.
**[02:07] YUZUKI**
You're not going to make
summer memories with us?
**[02:11] KANESHIRO**
Why would I make summer memories with—
**[02:13] YUZUKI**
I'd love to spend a summer with you...
**[02:19] KANESHIRO**
That's great, but I really
do have a lot to—
**[03:57] MASUNAGA**
Ultimately, Atsushi-san borrowed
an acquaintance's cottage for us.
**[04:02] HARUHI**
It's near where we wanted to go,
and it's supposed to be nice.
**[04:06] ASHU**
We're so lucky! I'm excited!
**[04:13] KANESHIRO**
Let's go shopping first.
**[04:17] ASHU**
Aren't supermarkets exciting?
**[04:20] ASHU**
What should I buy?
**[04:21] KANESHIRO**
Ashu, don't buy anything we don't need.
**[04:24] ASHU**
Gochin, you sound like my mom.
**[04:27] HARUHI**
This! Let's buy this!
**[04:30] YUZUKI**
I want this.
**[04:33] AIZOME**
You have totally different preferences
even though you're twins.
**[04:35] HARUHI**
I know.
**[04:38] HARUHI**
I love the outdoors, but Yuzuki
prefers to relax at home.
**[04:44] ONZAI**
Your personalities seem opposite, too.
**[04:46] AIZOME**
You're right.
**[04:53] NOME**
Let me see that.
**[04:55] YUZUKI**
Thank you.
**[04:58] AIZOME**
It's so hot.
**[04:59] AIZOME**
What's with these murderous UV rays?
**[05:02] ONZAI**
It is summer.
**[05:03] YUZUKI**
Haru, put on some sunscreen.
**[05:05] HARUHI**
Yeah, I know.
**[05:11] HARUHI**
We're almost at the cottage.
**[05:13] ASHU**
All right!
**[05:19] HARUHI**
We're here!
**[05:23] ASHU**
Thanks for driving, Gochin and Massu.
**[05:25] NOME**
Huh. It's a pretty place.
**[05:27] KANSHIRO**
Yeah. We'd better thank Atsushi-san.
**[05:32] AIZOME**
Excuse the intrusion.
**[05:38] ASHU**
What?
**[05:39] KANESHIRO**
Why are you so noisy?
**[05:41] HARUHI**
Wh-What is this?
**[05:45] YUZUKI**
It's covered in dust.
**[05:46] ASHU**
Jeez, it's kind of creepy.
**[05:49] KANESHIRO**
Hey, Ashu! Don't push me!
**[05:52] ASHU**
What's wrong, Gochin? Are you scared?
**[05:55] KANESHIRO**
What?
**[05:55] KANESHIRO**
Of course no—
**[06:00] KANESHIRO**
Damn it! What is this?
**[06:01] ASHU**
Gochin, you're so funny.
**[06:10] YUZUKI**
Haru, it's okay. It's a cute gecko.
**[06:16] NOME**
Well, it can't be helped.
**[06:17] NOME**
I guess we'll start by cleaning the place.
**[06:19] ASHU**
It feels like we're at camp school.
**[06:23] ONZAI**
I brought him since I thought he'd be useful.
**[06:25] MASUNAGA**
Nice one.
**[06:26] NOME**
When cleaning, start from the top.
**[06:29] NOME**
Sweep with a broom, then wipe with a rag.
**[06:32] ASHU**
All right! Let's do this!
**[06:34] AIZOME**
I'll clean over here.
**[06:41] BOTH**
Aizome, quit playing around and clean!
**[06:45] ASHU**
Cleaning's done!
**[06:48] AIZOME**
Shower... I need a shower...
**[06:52] MASUNAGA**
Me, too.
**[06:53] ASHU**
Then let's go play in the river.
**[06:56] ASHU**
Why don't we take the watermelon
and chill it in the water?
**[06:59] AIZOME**
The river...
**[07:02] AIZOME**
My cute little fawns in swimsuits!
**[07:07] YUZUKI**
Haru, here. Sunscreen.
**[07:09] HARUHI**
Thanks.
**[07:10] YUZUKI**
Want me to rub some on your back?
**[07:12] HARUHI**
I'm good.
**[07:13] HARUHI**
You worry too much, Yuzuki.
**[07:20] HARUHI**
It's so pretty.
**[07:22] MASUNAGA**
This is kind of exciting.
**[07:26] ASHU**
Perfect.
**[07:27] NOME**
It truly feels like summer now.
**[07:30] AIZOME**
There aren't any tourists here, much less fawns.
**[07:42] AIZOME**
Here.
**[07:45] AIZOME**
If you don't wear a hat,
you'll get heatstroke.
**[07:51] AIZOME**
I hope you catch a lot. Bye.
**[08:00] MASUNAGA**
H-Haruhi? What?
**[08:04] HARUHI**
Your butt has such a pretty shape.
**[08:08] HARUHI**
It would be perfect
if it were a little softer.
**[08:11] MASUNAGA**
What?
**[08:12] HARUHI**
Oh, it's just my customary butt check.
**[08:14] HARUHI**
I prefer butts with
a little more meat on them.
**[08:18] MASUNAGA**
I see...
**[08:20] MASUNAGA**
Um... Could you let go now?
**[08:26] HARUHI**
I've actually been wondering about
Onzai-kun's butt for a while now.
**[08:31] ONZAI**
What?
**[08:32] HARUHI**
Is your hipline so impressively slender
just from working out your glutes?
**[08:37] HARUHI**
No, there must be something else.
**[08:40] HARUHI**
Please let me touch it.
**[08:43] ONZAI**
What if I say no?
**[08:52] ONZAI**
The waterfall nearby is supposed
to be a really strong power spot.
**[08:55] [Messenger] SIGN**
#incrediblepowerspot
#justincredible
#incrediblehermit
**[08:56] HARUHI**
Huh?
**[08:57] ONZAI**
The view from the top of the
waterfall is incredibly beautiful.
**[08:59] ONZAI**
It's supposed to be incredibly soothing.
**[09:03] ONZAI**
An incredible hermit lives there, too.
**[09:05] MASUNAGA**
Momo's flustered for once.
**[09:08] NOME**
Yeah. He's trying to steamroll
him by saying everything's amazing.
**[09:11] ONZAI**
In any case, it's incredible.
**[09:13] HARUHI**
Is it really that incredible?
**[09:15] NOME**
What?
**[09:16] MASUNAGA**
He accepted it?
**[09:17] ONZAI**
Don't you want to check
out that incredible place?
**[09:22] HARUHI**
I'd love to go...
**[09:30] HARUHI**
*It really is beautiful.*
**[09:36] YUZUKI**
There.
**[09:42] HARUHI**
Are you okay?
**[09:45] YUZUKI**
Yeah.
**[09:55] ASHU**
Incredible!
**[09:57] ONZAI**
The hermit lives behind
that waterfall. Should we go?
**[10:00] MASUNAGA**
You want us to jump in here
and swim to the waterfall?
**[10:04] MASUNAGA**
Jump in?
**[10:07] MASUNAGA**
From here?
**[10:09] ASHU**
Ken-Ken, you go first.
**[10:11] AIZOME**
Absolutely not.
**[10:12] ASHU**
What?
**[10:24] ASHU**
Hold on. I'm coming, too.
**[10:26] NOME**
What? Wait—
**[10:32] AIZOME**
No!
**[10:38] KANESHIRO**
What's your problem?
**[10:42] AIZOME**
My bangs... This sucks.
**[10:47] HARUHI**
This is the incredible place?
**[10:50] HARUHI**
Onzai-kun, where's the hermit?
**[10:53] ONZAI**
Shh. Look closely.
**[10:59] ONZAI**
Only those who reach this place
can see this excellent view.
**[11:08] MASUNAGA**
I haven't experienced
nature like this in a while.
**[11:11] NOME**
Yeah. It's soothing.
**[11:18] HARUHI**
It truly is incredible.
**[11:19] YUZUKI**
Yeah, it's incredible.
**[11:21] KANESHIRO**
It was worth coming here.
**[11:24] ASHU**
These negative ions are the best.
**[11:48] ONZAI**
Aizome, could you cut them
a little more evenly?
**[11:52] AIZOME**
What?
**[11:55] NOME**
Here we go!
**[11:56] ASHU**
Here!
**[11:58] NOME**
Put some spin on it!
**[11:59] ASHU**
Okay!
**[12:01] YUZUKI**
Are they not playing kick the can?
**[12:01] NOME**
Okay, one more time!
**[12:05] ASHU**
Spin it more!
**[12:06] HARUHI**
Huh?
**[12:08] HARUHI**
It's not working.
**[12:09] MASUNAGA**
Let me see.
**[12:11] MASUNAGA**
You should be using useful
products like these.
**[12:15] MASUNAGA**
Apparently, you're supposed
to place large pieces of charcoal
**[12:17] MASUNAGA**
while creating good airflow.
**[12:23] HARUHI**
Wow, that's incredible. Thank you.
**[12:27] MASUNAGA**
Huh?
**[12:27] MASUNAGA**
You're looking incredibly burned.
**[12:32] ASHU**
Okay, it's all here.
**[12:37] YUZUKI**
Haru, are you cold?
**[12:39] HARUHI**
Yeah, a little.
**[12:41] HARUHI**
Let's start by cooking this.
**[12:44] NOME**
It'll take some time for it to cook.
**[12:47] ONZAI**
I thought it might,
so I made some appetizers.
**[12:55] BOTH**
It's so good.
**[12:56] ASHU**
What is this?
**[12:58] KANESHIRO**
Aizome cut it.
**[13:00] AIZOME**
It's all the same once
they're in your stomach.
**[13:04] NOME**
I bought these earlier, too.
**[13:07] ASHU**
Marshmallows!
**[13:10] AIZOME**
Fine, I'll toast some for all of you.
**[13:18] ASHU**
My toasted marshmallow!
**[13:23] HARUHI**
This is surprisingly difficult.
**[13:24] ASHU**
Momochin, keep them coming.
**[13:27] HARUHI**
I'll start over here.
**[13:34] AIZOME**
I shouldn't have come.
**[13:38] AIZOME**
That's...
**[13:41] AIZOME**
the man with the hat.
**[13:45] MASUNAGA**
Seafood was a good choice, too.
**[13:47] NOME**
Huh? Where's Kento?
**[13:49] ASHU**
Huh?
**[13:51] ASHU**
Over there.
**[13:57] MASUNAGA**
This is incredible.
Where'd you get this?
**[14:00] AIZOME**
I ran into the man I met
at the river this afternoon.
**[14:03] AIZOME**
He gave it to me.
**[14:04] KANESHIRO**
The river?
**[14:05] NOME**
But it's clearly seafood.
**[14:07] HARUHI**
What man?
**[14:10] AIZOME**
Remember the man fishing nearby?
**[14:14] AIZOME**
He gave it to me.
**[14:16] AIZOME**
When you're as handsome as me, you end
up attracting men and women of all ages.
**[14:23] MASUNAGA**
I don't remember anyone else at the river...
**[14:28] AIZOME**
What?
**[14:29] KANESHIRO**
It was definitely just us.
**[14:31] ONZAI**
That waterfall...
**[14:33] ONZAI**
It's called the hermit's waterfall
because, according to legend,
**[14:36] ONZAI**
a hermit who achieved immortality
transformed himself into a waterfall.
**[14:42] ONZAI**
Maybe that old man was...
**[14:50] AIZOME**
What?
**[14:56] HARUHI**
I'm totally satisfied.
**[14:57] ASHU**
I'll never forget the taste
of those plump lobsters.
**[15:02] MASUNAGA**
A lot happened, but I had fun.
**[15:05] ONZAI**
Yeah. We played, we laughed, and we ate.
**[15:08] ONZAI**
It was a fulfilling day.
**[15:10] ASHU**
I'd love to come back again
with everyone next time.
**[15:14] YUZUKI**
Yeah.
**[15:15] YUZUKI**
It was a lot of fun. We're like family.
**[15:22] NOME**
You're right. We're practically family now.
**[15:26] ASHU**
Yeah. We've been together for a while now.
**[15:29] KANESHIRO**
There are too many brats
in this family, though.
**[15:32] ASHU**
You mean like yourself?
**[15:33] KANESHIRO**
What?
**[15:34] KANESHIRO**
You're at the top of the list!
**[15:36] ASHU**
What? But I always watch over you
and Ken-Ken like a concerned adult.
**[15:37] NOME**
I know.
**[15:38] NOME**
Why don't we have ice cream for dessert?
**[15:40] KANESHIRO**
Oh, shut up.
**[15:40] NOME**
I made some earlier.
**[15:43] ASHU**
If you put ice and milk inside
and kick it, it becomes ice cream.
**[15:47] AIZOME**
Huh. So you weren't just playing.
**[15:49] MASUNAGA**
Huh? What happened to the watermelon?
**[15:51] ASHU**
I forgot! I'll go get it.
**[15:54] HARUHI**
Yuta-kun, I'll go with you.
**[16:00] YUZUKI**
Haru, wait.
**[16:03] YUZUKI**
What is this?
**[16:07] YUZUKI**
You didn't put on any sunscreen?
**[16:10] HARUHI**
I did. I did, but maybe
the water washed it off.
**[16:16] YUZUKI**
Liar. You don't realize you've gotten
fevers from severe sunburns, do you?
**[16:24] YUZUKI**
I mentioned it because
I was worried about you.
**[16:26] HARUHI**
That was when we were kids.
**[16:29] HARUHI**
I'm fine now. And besides, lately,
I've been taking care of you a lot more.
**[16:37] YUZUKI**
Taking care of me?
**[16:41] YUZUKI**
Is that what you thought?
**[16:44] HARUHI**
I just misspoke.
**[16:47] HARUHI**
It's nothing to get so angry about.
**[16:52] ASHU**
Harupyon.
**[16:53] ASHU**
I-In any case, let's go get that watermelon.
**[16:56] KANESHIRO**
Hey, Ashu. You have
a terrible sense of direction.
**[17:00] ASHU**
It's nearby, and I won't
be alone. It'll be fine.
**[17:04] ASHU**
Come on, Harupyon. Let's go.
**[17:05] KANESHIRO**
H-Hey!
**[17:14] ASHU**
Huh?
**[17:15] ASHU**
Where are we?
**[17:19] ASHU**
Where's the flashlight?
**[17:26] ASHU**
It's broken.
**[17:28] ASHU**
Huh? Which way did we come from?
**[17:36] ASHU**
Yikes. I can't seen anything
since it's nighttime.
**[17:41] ASHU**
Right, Harupyon?
**[17:44] ASHU**
Harupyon?
**[17:46] ASHU**
It'll be fine.
**[17:49] ASHU**
If you talk it out and apologize,
you'll be able to make up.
**[17:53] HARUHI**
Yuta-kun.
**[17:54] ASHU**
I guess Yuzu's a bit of a worrywart.
**[17:57] HARUHI**
He can't help it.
**[18:06] HARUHI**
When we were little, I was sickly.
**[18:10] HARUHI**
I had a fever nearly every day.
**[18:14] HARUHI**
After our mother died and our grandpa
took us in, Yuzuki always looked after me.
**[18:24] HARUHI**
Starting in grade school,
I was finally able to live a normal life.
**[18:30] HARUHI**
I swore I'd finally be
the one to protect Yuzuki, but...
**[18:44] MASUNAGA**
Aren't they taking too long?
**[18:46] NOME**
Maybe someone should go get them.
**[18:55] KANESHIRO**
Wait, Yuzuki.
**[18:56] KANESHIRO**
I'll go with you.
**[18:58] YUZUKI**
Kaneshiro-san.
**[19:02] KANESHIRO**
I knew they were lost.
**[19:04] KANESHIRO**
Where did they go?
**[19:08] YUZUKI**
The signal's poor, but we might
be able to find them using GPS.
**[19:10] [Messenger] SIGN**
Searching For Positional Information
Cancel
**[19:15] YUZUKI**
This way.
**[19:18] HARUHI**
A-A raccoon dog?
**[19:22] YUZUKI**
We're almost there.
**[19:26] KANESHIRO**
Are you okay?
**[19:32] YUZUKI**
This way.
**[19:34] KANESHIRO**
You can even use GPS out here, huh?
**[19:41] ASHU**
Everyone must be worried.
**[19:43] HARUHI**
Probably.
**[19:44] ASHU**
What am I going to do?
**[19:46] ASHU**
Gochin and Ken-Ken will
definitely get mad at me.
**[19:50] HARUHI**
If we ever see them again...
**[19:52] ASHU**
Don't say that!
**[19:55] HARUHI**
If I get to see him again,
I want to apologize to Yuzuki.
**[20:00] HARUHI**
It might be too late for that, though.
**[20:04] ASHU**
Harupyon.
**[20:08] KANESHIRO**
Yuzuki?
**[20:11] ASHU**
It's definitely not too late.
**[20:14] ASHU**
I'm sure he'll understand.
**[20:17] ASHU**
After all, you're twins.
**[20:24] YUZUKI**
Haru!
**[20:28] HARUHI**
Yuzuki!
**[20:29] ASHU**
Gochin!
**[20:30] YUZUKI**
Haru...
**[20:32] YUZUKI**
Haru!
**[20:34] HARUHI**
Yuzuki.
**[20:36] YUZUKI**
Haru!
**[20:38] YUZUKI**
Ouch...
**[20:39] HARUHI**
Yuzuki, are you okay?
**[20:44] HARUHI**
Hop on.
**[20:47] YUZUKI**
Okay.
**[20:49] KANESHIRO**
You idiot! I told you so!
**[20:54] ASHU**
I'm sorry, Gochin.
**[20:56] ASHU**
But I'm so glad you found us.
**[20:59] ASHU**
Thanks, guys.
**[21:01] KANESHIRO**
Why didn't you call us?
**[21:03] KANESHIRO**
Can't you use your phone?
**[21:05] ASHU**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[21:07] ASHU**
I don't have service.
**[21:08] KANESHIRO**
Huh?
**[21:09] KANESHIRO**
What?
**[21:11] KANESHIRO**
Hey!
**[21:12] ASHU**
There!
**[21:14] KANESHIRO**
What are you doing?
**[21:16] ASHU**
I wanted you to baby me.
**[21:19] KANESHIRO**
Cut it out!
**[21:19] ASHU**
What? Why not?
**[21:20] ASHU**
Think of it as strength training.
**[21:21] KANESHIRO**
Have you gained weight?
**[21:22] ASHU**
I'm still not getting off!
**[23:03] ASHU**
I'm stuffed...
**[23:06] HARUHI**
Did you have fun camping?
**[23:11] HARUHI**
Are you still mad?
**[23:14] HARUHI**
Are you glad we're twins?
**[23:20] YUZUKI**
I feel the same as you.
**[23:33] HARUHI**
I see.
**[23:55] HARUHI**
That fish looks like you, Yuzuki.
**[23:57] YUZUKI**
Then that fish next to it must be you, Haru.