3 - PARTY NIGHT

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[00:01] SONG
    I'll always send you my Shiny Love
[00:05] SONG
    My eyes are closer to you than anyone else
[00:09] SONG
    Even though I'm awkward
[00:12] SONG
    I love you
[00:13] SONG
    I love you
[00:14] SONG
    I love you
[00:15] SONG
    Now and forever we are
[00:19] SONG
    I love you
[00:19] SONG
    I love you
[00:21] SONG
    I love you
[00:22] SONG
    We are the winners of love
[00:35] DIRECTOR
    Okay, good.
[00:37] ALL
    Thank you.
[00:37] MASUNAGA
    Is KiLLER KiNG working someplace else today?
[00:41] TSUBASA
    Yeah. There hasn't been an opportunity
    to get you guys together,
[00:46] TSUBASA
    even though it's necessary
    for you to spend as much time
[00:49] TSUBASA
    together as possible right now,
    so you can improve your teamwork.
[00:53] MASUNAGA
    Should we throw a welcoming party?
[02:27] ALL
    A KiLLER KiNG welcoming party?
[02:30] KITAKADO
    Good idea.
[02:31] KOREKUNI
    Yeah.
[02:32] KANESHIRO
    Sounds like a hassle.
[02:34] KANESHIRO
    You can throw it with whoever
    wants to participate.
[02:37] ASHU
    Gochin, there you go again.
[02:40] ASHU
    These activities are meaningful
    when we do them together.
[02:43] NOME
    If we're going to be working as a team,
    then we need to be cohesive.
[02:47] NOME
    We need to throw a kickoff party.
[02:50] SEKIMURA
    The way you describe it, we sound
    like a hot-blooded sports team.
[02:54] MASUNAGA
    Working with 14 members will certainly
    be different from what we're used to.
[02:59] MASUNAGA
    It may be a good idea for us
    to get together as a unit.
[03:03] AIZOME
    You're always so earnest, Kazuna.
[03:06] AIZOME
    I think it's fine to let
    things run their course,
[03:08] AIZOME
    and I'd rather hang out with girls
    than party with guys, but...
[03:12] AIZOME
    I guess I don't mind if
    Tsubasa's going to be there.
[03:16] TSUBASA
    Huh? A-Aizome-san, I...
[03:20] OSARI
    Okay, okay. It's decided.
[03:22] ONZAI
    Where should we do it?
[03:25] TSUBASA
    How about at one of your apartments?
    Like a house party.
[03:30] BPRO
    One of our apartments?
[03:32] TSUBASA
    Yes. I think people will be able
    to relax more there than at a restaurant.
[03:37] SEKIMURA
    In that case, how about Kitakore's place?
[03:40] SEKIMURA
    I bet it's neat and tidy.
[03:43] KITAKADO
    We have some cleaning scheduled.
[03:46] KITAKADO
    Normally, we'd love to host, but...
[03:48] TSUBASA
    I see.
[03:50] KOREKUNI
    How about THRIVE's place?
[03:53] AIZOME
    I wouldn't recommend it.
[03:55] ASHU
    Even I've been avoiding
    our living room lately.
[03:58] OSARI
    What? Why?
[03:58] KANESHIRO
    It's your fault it's like that!
[03:59] ASHU
    Sorry!
[04:00] AIZOME
    Last night...
[04:03] AIZOME
    Yuta, are you out of the bath?
[04:05] ASHU
    Yeah.
[04:06] AIZOME
    I'll go next.
[04:09] KANESHIRO
    I'm going before you today.
[04:14] AIZOME
    It got into the rug.
[04:16] AIZOME
    No matter how much we scrub,
    the milk smell won't come out.
[04:20] TSUBASA
    It's that bad?
[04:23] KOREKUNI
    Just imagining it gives me chills.
[04:25] ASHU
    I still laugh when I think about it.
[04:28] KANESHIRO
    What is there to laugh about?
[04:29] ASHU
    Nothing, nothing.
[04:32] KITAKADO
    Should we lend you our housekeepers?
[04:32] KANESHIRO
    What are you laughing about?
[04:34] AIZOME
    Yes, please.
[04:35] KANESHIRO
    What are you laughing about?
[04:38] ONZAI
    Should we go to our place?
SIGN    A few days later
[04:45] ASHU
    Excuse the intrusion.
[04:47] MASUNAGA
    Welcome.
[04:48] AIZOME
    I haven't been to MooNs' place in a while.
[04:51] LUCAS
    Welcome.
[05:00] OSARI
    Welcome.
[05:01] SEKIMURA
    You're finally here.
[05:02] MASUNAGA
    Welcome.
[05:03] TSUBASA
    Excuse the intrusion.
[05:04] ASHU
    This place is huge.
[05:05] AIZOME
    Well, there are five of us.
[05:06] ONZAI
    Welcome.
[05:08] LUCAS
    Hello.
[05:09] LUCAS
    Please call me Lucas before speaking to me.
[05:12] LUCAS
    Hello.
[05:14] ASHU
    Go on, Gochin. It's talking to you.
[05:18] TSUBASA
    This is a smart speaker, isn't it?
    Those things that manage your home.
[05:23] TSUBASA
    I've heard they're convenient.
[05:25] MASUNAGA
    He talks quite a bit. Right?
[05:29] ONZAI
    Yeah, he's very smart.
[05:31] OSARI
    Pi-chan bought it. It's pretty convenient.
[05:35] ONZAI
    Lucas, lower the room
    temperature by two degrees.
[05:39] LUCAS
    Temperature lowered two degrees.
[05:41] KANESHIRO
    Do you really understand us?
[05:45] ONZAI
    You have to start your sentence
    by saying "Lucas."
[05:48] KITAKADO
    I see.
[05:51] KANESHIRO
    Lucas, do you really understand us?
[05:55] LUCAS
    I won't answer such a rude question.
[05:59] NOME
    He talks back more than you'd expect.
[06:02] KITAKADO
    Really? Lucas, you're so smart.
[06:06] LUCAS
    Thank you. So are you.
[06:12] SEKIMURA
    His charms even work on smart speakers.
    How terrifying.
[06:17] MASUNAGA
    Yeah, I'm not surprised.
[06:20] HARUHI
    What? They're throwing
    a welcoming party for us?
[06:23] HARUHI
    All right! I'm so happy!
[06:26] FUDO
    We should bring something, too, right?
[06:30] FUDO
    Should we prepare a party trick?
[06:32] SHINGARI
    I'm not sure we're actually
    being welcomed, though.
[06:36] YUZUKI
    Yeah, I'm a little worried.
[06:38] FUDO
    Yucchi, Miroku. I understand
    how you guys feel,
[06:42] FUDO
    but we're all going to be working
    as part of B-Pro now.
[06:46] FUDO
    We need to strengthen our relationships.
[06:49] FUDO
    It'll affect our performances.
[06:54] ALL
    One dish per person?
[06:56] SEKIMURA
    Yeah, it's standard for house parties.
[06:59] TSUBASA
    Good idea. I hope everyone
    will be able to bring something.
[07:03] MASUNAGA
    That's pretty tough.
[07:05] NOME
    Can't we just get it catered?
[07:08] TSUBASA
    I'll arrange that, too.
[07:10] TSUBASA
    But since you'll all be
    at this welcoming party,
[07:14] TSUBASA
    I think it would be best
    if we worked together
[07:17] TSUBASA
    to do something to strengthen our teamwork.
[07:21] MASUNAGA
    I think it's a good idea.
[07:27] TSUBASA
    Lucas, open the door.
[07:29] LUCAS
    See you later.
[07:35] SEKIMURA
    Can any of us cook?
[07:38] ONZAI
    Japanese, Western, Chinese. Any requests?
[07:41] NOME
    How dependable.
[07:42] OSARI
    I see an opening!
[07:44] NOME
    You underestimate me.
[07:46] OSARI
    Shall we battle?
[07:48] NOME
    Bring it on.
[07:51] MASUNAGA
    I burned them.
[07:54] KOREKUNI
    Kazu, you're surprisingly inept.
[07:57] MASUNAGA
    I only offered to help.
[08:00] KOREKUNI
    And lollipops to top it off.
[08:01] ---
    Swoop.
[08:03] ASHU
    It's so good.
[08:05] KOREKUNI
    Yuta, don't!
[08:08] KOREKUNI
    Wait!
[08:11] KOREKUNI
    Yuta!
[08:17] SEKIMURA
    Are you okay?
[08:19] LUCAS
    Be gentle.
[08:21] SEKIMURA
    You're okay now.
[08:23] BOTH
    Sorry.
[08:23] BOTH
    Sorry.
[08:28] ASHU
    What are you doing?
[08:30] SEKIMURA
    It's a drawing app. It's pretty easy to use.
[08:34] ASHU
    That looks fun. Let me try.
[08:37] SEKIMURA
    Here you go.
[08:38] ASHU
    Thanks.
[08:44] KANESHIRO
    You draw like a child.
[08:46] AIZOME
    What's that? A monster?
[08:48] ASHU
    No! It's Tsubasa-chan and some flowers.
[08:51] KANESHIRO
    You...
[08:52] SEKIMURA
    Let's keep this between us.
[08:57] MASUNAGA
    What an interesting drawing.
[08:58] SEKIMURA
    I know, Leader! Let's have
    our leader draw something.
[09:02] MASUNAGA
    But I need to help in the kitchen.
[09:04] SEKIMURA
    It's okay. Just a little. Go on.
[09:07] MASUNAGA
    Uh... in that case...
[09:11] ASHU
    Massu, what is this?
[09:14] KANESHIRO
    Is it Sumisora again?
[09:15] MASUNAGA
    Uh, Mamirin...
[09:18] SEKIMURA
    Leader, not even you can get away with that!
[09:22] SEKIMURA
    Listen closely! Mamirin's
    most important quality is...
[09:29] SEKIMURA
    Undoubtedly, these twin tails!
[09:32] ASHU
    Huh? The drawing moved.
[09:34] SEKIMURA
    That's right. This can even
    animate your drawings.
[09:39] SEKIMURA
    See?
[09:41] SEKIMURA
    Lucas, could you add some appropriate music?
[09:45] LUCAS
    Adding some appropriate music.
[09:49] ASHU
    Lucas, did you make these party poppers?
[09:52] LUCAS
    Yes.
[09:53] ASHU
    Amazing!
[09:54] SEKIMURA
    He's connected to all our
    electronics through the Wi-Fi.
[10:05] OSARI
    Lucas, I'm sorry!
[10:07] LUCAS
    Be gentle.
[10:08] NOME
    Let's clean this before Onzai notices...
[10:14] TSUBASA
    Coming.
[10:17] HARUHI
    Excuse the intrusion.
[10:19] YUZUKI
    Thanks for inviting us over.
[10:22] MASUNAGA
    Th-That's a rather large rice ball.
[10:25] SHINGARI
    Excuse me.
[10:26] FUDO
    It's good.
SIGN    Welcome KiLLER KiNG
SIGN    Welcome
[10:40] FUDO
    How extravagant.
[10:43] HARUHI
    This looks delicious. Onzai-kun,
    you'll make a great wife someday.
[10:47] ONZAI
    I'm a man.
SIGN    Welcome
[10:52] OSARI
    Happy New Year!
[10:54] ONZAI
    This isn't a New Year's party.
[10:58] OSARI
    I promise I'll write you.
[10:59] ONZAI
    Or a farewell party.
[11:04] MAMIRIN
    It's your welcoming party.
[11:05] MAMIRIN
    Members of KiLLER KiNG, miracle
    rin-rin ru-ru rin-rin.
[11:09] MAMIRIN
    Welcome to B-Pro.
[11:15] MASUNAGA
    It even speaks?
[11:17] SEKIMURA
    With the right software.
[11:19] MASUNAGA
    How convenient.
[11:29] BOTH
    Wh-What's going on?
[11:39] KITAKADO
    The North Star, the eternal center that's
    always in the middle of all constellations.
[11:45] KITAKADO
    Aldebaran, which brings good luck.
[11:48] KITAKADO
    Capella, full of confidence.
[11:51] KITAKADO
    The stoic Pollux.
[11:54] KITAKADO
    Choose your favorite.
    There's an infinite number of stars.
[11:59] BOTH
    Um...
[12:04] YUZUKI
    That one.
[12:08] KITAKADO
    Sirius, the brightest king in the heavens.
[12:16] KITAKADO
    Just like our future.
[12:26] KITAKADO
    Welcome to B-Project.
[12:28] KOREKUNI
    Listen.
[12:29] KOREKUNI
    There isn't a guy alive who enjoys that.
[12:39] SEKIMURA
    Okay, after that heavy experience...
[12:42] KOREKUNI
    It's time to enjoy a light
    Japanese historical drama.
[12:54] OSARI
    Are you Ogawara Sakon?
[12:57] NOME
    I am.
[12:59] OSARI
    Your life is mine!
[13:02] NOME
    Such ignorant blades
    are born from evil thoughts.
[13:06] NOME
    Identify yourself.
[13:07] OSARI
    I have no name to give to those
    who will shortly be dead.
[13:19] FUDO
    Body drop!
[13:27] FUDO
    I am obligated to assist you.
[13:30] SEKIMURA
    What?!
[13:31] HARUHI
    What are you doing?
[13:31] OSARI
    Akanecchi?
[13:34] ONZAI
    Are you okay, Lucas?
[13:36] ONZAI
    Can you turn on the lights?
[13:39] ASHU
    Akanechin, that's judo.
    This is sword fighting.
[13:43] FUDO
    Sorry. I just can't sit still
    while watching this kind of stuff.
[13:48] FUDO
    Sorry, Hikaru.
[13:49] NOME
    I was supposed to win in the end.
[13:52] KOREKUNI
    You haven't changed since you were in Bambi.
[13:55] HARUHI
    Tsubasa, thanks. This is really fun.
[13:58] TSUBASA
    I'm glad.
[13:59] SHINGARI
    So this is what everyone is normally like.
[14:03] KOREKUNI
    45 reps for Yuto or 80 kilos for Tono?
[14:06] KOREKUNI
    Who will win?
[14:10] ASHU
    13, 14, 15...
[14:14] SHINGARI
    Got it!
[14:16] TSUBASA
    That's amazing.
[14:19] SEKIMURA
    Next up...
[14:20] KOREKUNI
    Four-handed piano.
[14:40] YUZUKI
    Um... I have a magic trick.
[14:47] YUZUKI
    Tsubasa-san, pick a card.
[14:50] TSUBASA
    Okay.
[14:54] YUZUKI
    Remember your card.
[15:05] YUZUKI
    Now shuffle the deck.
[15:07] TSUBASA
    Are you sure?
[15:09] YUZUKI
    Go ahead.
[15:09] YUZUKI
    The rest of you can shuffle it, as well.
[15:13] NOME
    Okay.
[15:23] YUZUKI
    Are you finished? In that case...
[15:28] YUZUKI
    Your card will leap into my hand,
    so I'll know right away which is yours.
[15:34] ALL
    What?
[15:43] YUZUKI
    I've got it. Tsubasa-san, you drew...
[15:47] LUCAS
    The queen of spades.
[16:03] KOREKUNI
    Why did Lucas say that?
[16:05] HARUHI
    Lucas, apologize. Yuzuki
    spent three days practicing.
[16:10] YUZUKI
    It's okay, Haru.
[16:11] TSUBASA
    B-But you're right. It is the card I drew.
[16:15] MASUNAGA
    Yeah.
[16:16] KITAKADO
    You're right.
[16:19] YUZUKI
    Thank you.
[16:23] SEKIMURA
    Is it a delivery?
[16:26] ONZAI
    Yes?
[16:27] DELIVERY
    Good evening. I'm from Kaminosushi.
[16:29] DELIVERY
    Your sushi is here.
    Fifteen orders of the super deluxe set.
[16:34] ONZAI
    Super deluxe sushi? We didn't order that.
[16:37] DELIVERY
    Uh, it's from Daikoku-sama.
[16:42] ONZAI
    I'll open the door.
[16:43] ONZAI
    Lucas, open the door.
[16:48] ONZAI
    Lucas? Open the door.
[16:51] LUCAS
    Fwoosh.
[16:52] KITAKADO
    What's wrong, Lucas?
[16:56] OSARI
    Lucas! What's wrong, Lucas?
[17:01] ONZAI
    He's delicate. You have to be polite.
[17:03] ONZAI
    Lucas? Lucas?
[17:05] DELIVERY
    I have another delivery to make.
[17:07] DELIVERY
    I'll leave them here. I've already been paid.
[17:10] DELIVERY
    Good night, and thank you.
[17:13] ONZAI
    Wait.
[17:17] NOME
    The door won't open.
[17:18] SHINGARI
    No way.
[17:20] ASHU
    We don't get to eat the sushi?
[17:21] FUDO
    But it's super deluxe.
[17:24] ONZAI
    Lucas isn't responding to the
    settings screen on my phone, either.
[17:28] SEKIMURA
    He seems to be dead.
[17:33] KOREKUNI
    It's not getting any power.
[17:35] KANESHIRO
    Why so suddenly?
[17:37] KANESHIRO
    This one is set too hot.
[17:39] ASHU
    Momochin's cooking is going to waste.
[17:45] YUZUKI
    The windows aren't opening, either.
[17:53] SEKIMURA
    The TV is out of control.
[17:55] OSARI
    This is that horror game
    we played the other day.
[17:59] SEKIMURA
    What? Episode 73?
[18:02] SEKIMURA
    This is the rarest of episodes,
[18:04] SEKIMURA
    thought to be lost when
    a typhoon hit just before it aired,
[18:07] SEKIMURA
    never before seen by anyone.
[18:10] SEKIMURA
    But how?
[18:11] TV
    I... I...
[18:18] SEKIMURA
    Mamirin!
[18:19] HARUHI
    Huh?
[18:19] TV
    Yesterday I went to the amusement
    park and visited a haunted house.
[18:20] ASHU
    What's happening?
[18:22] OSARI
    What's going on?
[18:40] KANESHIRO
    It won't turn off.
[18:42] TSUBASA
    I-It's okay, everyone.
[18:44] TSUBASA
    I'll contact the lobby and ask for help.
[18:49] TSUBASA
    No one's answering.
[18:51] SEKIMURA
    No one?
[18:59] FUDO
    Hey, isn't it hot in here?
[19:01] SHINGARI
    Now that you mention it...
[19:02] AIZOME
    It's pretty stuffy.
[19:05] ASHU
    The heater's on!
[19:08] KOREKUNI
    The temperature keeps rising.
[19:11] OSARI
    Lucas, do something.
[19:15] LUCAS
    Wh-Wh-Wha... What?
[19:19] OSARI
    Don't "what" me!
[19:20] OSARI
    Why are you acting like
    a foreigner all of a sudden?
[19:22] KITAKADO
    What's going on?
[19:27] AIZOME
    What's the temperature right now?
[19:28] MASUNAGA
    Room temperature 34 degrees, humidity 75%.
SIGN    Yikes
[19:36] YUZUKI
    So hot.
[19:37] SHINGARI
    What should we do?
[19:39] FUDO
    We can pretend that
    we're at a tropical resort.
[19:42] SHINGARI
    With this music?
[19:44] HARUHI
    I can't handle this.
[19:45] NOME
    By the way, Haruhi,
    you haven't performed a trick yet.
[19:50] HARUHI
    What? Is this the right time for that?
[19:53] NOME
    It might distract everyone a little bit.
[19:58] HARUHI
    Is there something I can do?
[20:02] ASHU
    What's wrong, Ken-Ken?
[20:04] AIZOME
    I'm locked in a room full of men.
    I can't handle it.
[20:08] FUDO
    A woman's coming out of the TV.
[20:14] ASHU
    Gochin, it's okay!
[20:16] AIZOME
    I can't take it anymore.
[20:18] ASHU
    Ken-Ken!
[20:19] SEKIMURA
    THRIVE has been screaming
    their heads off by themselves.
[20:26] TSUBASA
    Lucas-san, at least lower
    the room temperature.
[20:30] ONZAI
    There, there. That's a good boy.
[20:35] TSUBASA
    Lucas-san.
[20:37] HARUHI
    Lucas.
[20:39] YUZUKI
    Lucas, you're so cool.
[20:41] SEKIMURA
    Your simple form is
    so stylish and cutting-edge!
[20:45] HARUHI
    Say something, Lucas.
[20:50] KITAKADO
    Is he in a bad mood?
[20:57] HARUHI
    I've had enough! I wanna go home!
[21:01] HARUHI
    I wanna go home!
[21:02] YUZUKI
    Haru, calm down.
[21:04] HARUHI
    I wanna go home!
[21:06] HARUHI
    For God's sake, I wanna go home!
[21:07] YUZUKI
    Calm down, Harupyon.
[21:10] OSARI
    Do something, Lucas.
[21:11] HARUHI
    Cool it down right now!
[21:15] LUCAS
    Yes, I will.
[21:28] HARUHI
    So cool.
[21:32] ASHU
    The AC is on.
[21:38] ONZAI
    Oh, his language was set to English.
[23:13] HARUHI
    Onzai-kun, please send Lucas in for repairs.
[23:17] ONZAI
    We won't be seeing each other for a while.
[23:19] HARUHI
    Huh? Masunaga-san and Goshi-kun,
    did you guys perform anything?
[23:23] KANESHIRO
    What?
[23:24] MASUNAGA
    Our welcoming party turned
    into a summer evening party.
[23:29] YUZUKI
    Yeah.
[23:31] TSUBASA
    But in some ways, you were
    all unified in thought.
[23:36] SHINGARI
    Yeah, the thought of unbearable heat.
[23:55] KANESHIRO
    You...
[23:56] KANESHIRO
    I thought I told you to stop taking pictures!