4 - An Interview with Haruaki?! Here Comes Youkai TV!

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SIGN    Class 2-3
[00:04] All
    What?!
[00:07] Hijita
    Youkai TV 's gonna interview you?!
[00:11] Haruaki
    They want to do an up-close interview of me
[00:14] Haruaki
    as the first human teacher at a youkai school.
SIGN    Oni
[00:16] Beniko
    And what's the show called?
[00:18] Haruaki
    Well...
[00:20] Haruaki
    It's a documentary show called
    Youkai Autobiographies.
[00:24] Hijita
    What?! That's a super famous
    show that's been on forever!
[00:27] Seimei
    Seimei! I really don't think you should do this!
[00:32] Haruaki
    Huh?! But why?
[00:33] Haruaki
    That shocked me so much,
    I hit my head on the board!
[00:35] Nyuudou
    You're just gonna embarrass
    yourself on national TV.
[00:40] Haruaki
    Wah, what's your problem with me?!
[00:43] All
    This right here.
[00:45] Sano
    Actually, should you even be on TV?
SIGN    Scaredy
    Cat
SIGN    Scaredy
    Cat
SIGN    Loser
SIGN    Loser
[00:48] Sano
    You're a loser, a scaredy cat,
    and you have a uniform fetish.
[00:51] Sign
    Uniform
    Fetish
[00:51] Sign
    Uniform
    Fetish
[00:53] Sano
    Tons of viewers will probably complain
    about you and, worst case,
[00:56] Sano
    you might get fired.
SIGN    Fired
[00:57] Haruaki
    Such violent words!
[00:59] Haruaki
    Yeah, I guess I am pretty useless...
[01:02] Haruaki
    Maybe I'll decline after all.
[01:05] Hijita
    Oh, fine.
[01:07] Hijita
    We'll do our best to make you
    look like a good teacher on TV.
[01:12] Hijita
    So make sure you don't
    embarrass yourself.
[01:16] Haruaki
    Right!
[01:17] Hatanaka
    Er, more importantly, could you not
    put a hole in the wall during class?
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    Auditorium
SIGN    The Following Week
SIGN    Episode 4
    "An Interview with Haruaki?!
    Here Comes Youkai TV!"
[03:00] Ageha
    Hello!
[03:02] Ageha
    I'm a director at Youkai TV.
[03:05] Ageha
    My name is Ageha, and I'm a
    youkai called a choukeshin.
[03:08] Ageha
    This is my AD and my other staff.
[03:12] Haruaki
    The AD's scary.
[03:14] Ageha
    So after we film your class,
    we'd like to see some club activities.
[03:20] Haruaki
    Oh, sure! I look forward to working with you.
SIGN    Class 2-3
[03:26] Mujina
    I wonder if Seimei's being
    interviewed right about now.
[03:30] Nyuudou
    Who's that?
[03:31] Tamao
    The former afro guy Mujina
    who got a straight perm.
[03:35] Mamekichi
    Hey, Yanagida. You're awfully shiny today.
[03:38] Yanagida
    Touch me.
[03:43] Mamekichi
    Th-This is... silk!
[03:48] Yanagida
    Today, you can call me an ittan-silk
    rather than ittan-momen, kid.
[03:52] Mamekichi
    Shut up, you dumb silkworm secretion.
[03:55] Beniko
    Wow, everyone's hyped up.
[03:58] Hijita
    Seriously...
[03:59] Hijita
    Guys! Quiet down and
    stop getting carried away!
[04:02] Hijita
    I can't concentrate on my reading!
SIGN    Harumph
[04:04] Hijita
    Harumph!
[04:05] Beniko
    You're the one who's getting carried away.
[04:07] Nyuudou
    Seriously? You said this was for Seimei,
    but you all just wanted to be on TV!
[04:14] Tamao
    Actually, I also...
[04:18] Tamao
    decided to try out being a long-haired cat!
[04:20] Nyuudou
    What an expensive-looking cat!
[04:23] Haruaki
    This is my class, Director.
[04:26] All
    He's here!
[04:28] Ageha
    Hello, everyone! I look forward
    to working with you all today.
[04:34] Nyuudou
    That AD's scary.
[04:37] Ageha
    I wonder why there's a
    hole in the blackboard.
[04:41] Haruaki
    Okay, open up your textbooks...
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
[04:44] Haruaki
    This is...
SIGN    Modern
    Japanese
[04:48] Mujina
    What?!
[04:49] Nyuudou
    Well, that was short-lived.
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
SIGN    Super Cute
    Uniform Encyclopedia
[04:53] Haruaki
    This is my Super Cute Uniform Encyclopedia!
[04:56] Haruaki
    Crap! I must've brought it
    instead of my textbook!
[05:00] Haruaki
    I can understand grabbing the wrong
    textbook, but this is real bad!
SIGN    Cue card
[05:05] Haruaki
    But thankfully, no one
    seems to have noticed yet.
[05:08] Haruaki
    In that case...
[05:09] Haruaki
    Oh, no! I slipped!
[05:11] Ageha
    What in the world?!
[05:16] Haruaki
    Dear members of Class 4...
[05:18] Haruaki
    Someone please lend me your Japanese book!
[05:21] Hatanaka
    Why did you come to
    borrow one from there?!
[05:29] Haruaki
    Whew, class is finally over...
[05:31] Haruaki
    I just got a thousand years
    knocked off my life.
[05:34] Mamekichi
    How long do you plan on living?
[05:37] Ageha
    Abe-sensei! What's the next class?
[05:40] Haruaki
    Um, next up is...
[05:44] Haruaki
    Hatanaka-sensei will be helping us
    with our next class of spooking.
[05:49] Hatanaka
    You'll all be doing some actual spooking.
[05:53] Hatanaka
    Make sure you be careful
    and give it your all!
[05:56] Haruaki
    Yes, sir! I'll give it my all!
[05:59] Hatanaka
    Er, you won't be spooking, Abe-sensei.
[06:01] Hatanaka
    Please don't do anything. Just watch.
[06:03] Ageha
    A human teacher coming along
    on a spooking lesson!
[06:07] Ageha
    This will make excellent footage!
[06:09] Haruaki
    But if this class will be in Honshu...
    Are we hopping on a boat now?
[06:14] Hatanaka
    Of course not. It'd take more than ten hours.
[06:17] Hatanaka
    We're going straight from the
    classroom. Open the door.
[06:24] Haruaki
    A-An abandoned building?!
[06:28] Hatanaka
    So, as you can see,
    we're not at school anymore.
[06:32] Hatanaka
    We're in a shopping district on Honshu.
SIGN    Exciting Shopping District
[06:35] Hatanaka
    The principal used his youkai magic to connect
    that classroom with this place in Honshu.
SIGN    We Were
    Here
SIGN    Now We're
    Here
[06:41] Japan
    Wow!
[06:42] Haruaki
    You guys could've told me that earlier...
[06:46] Haruaki
    I came here by boat my first day.
[06:48] Hatanaka
    If we had, you would've run off your first day.
[06:50] Haruaki
    T-True!
[06:52] Haruaki
    Oh, could we cut this part out?
[06:54] Ageha
    Sure! Leave it to us.
[06:56] Hatanaka
    Now, then.
[06:57] Hatanaka
    This should be the first hands-on
    practice for all of you.
[07:00] Hatanaka
    This shopping district's been shuttered,
    so there aren't a lot of people around.
[07:04] Hatanaka
    It's the perfect place for
    your first hands-on practice.
[07:07] Hatanaka
    By the way, Abe-sensei might be human,
    but he's not a suitable target to spook.
[07:11] Hatanaka
    Do you know why?
[07:12] Haruaki
    I'm not?
[07:14] Mamekichi
    I do! It's because he doesn't have any friends!
[07:17] Haruaki
    M-M-M-M-M-M-Maizuka-kun!
[07:20] Hatanaka
    You're half correct.
[07:22] Haruaki
    Hey! Don't keep talking as if
    I really don't have any friends!
[07:26] Hatanaka
    Do you, though?
[07:27] Haruaki
    No, I don't.
[07:30] Hijita
    I know! Because he's a perv!
[07:32] Beniko
    I know! Because he's so pathetic to look at!
[07:34] Sano
    I know. He spreads misfortune.
[07:36] Haruaki
    Uh, hey! You're all just
    slandering me left and right!
[07:39] Utagawa
    Um... Because even if you spook
    him, he'll have no one to tell?
[07:44] Hatanaka
    Exactly, Utagawa.
[07:46] Hatanaka
    You can spook all you want, but there's
    no point if word of it doesn't spread.
[07:50] Child
    Mommy! Ghosts!
[07:51] Hatanaka
    For that same reason, no small children, either.
[07:53] Hatanaka
    No one will believe them.
[07:55] Haruaki
    I see!
[07:57] Hatanaka
    And no elderly, pregnant,
    or ill-looking people, either.
[08:01] Haruaki
    I guess you have to be really
    careful about spooking.
[08:05] Hatanaka
    Okay, first up...
[08:06] Hatanaka
    Let's have the class reps, Utagawa
    and Nyuudou, give it a try.
[08:10] Haruaki
    I'll send you guys good vibes so it'll go well.
[08:15] Nyuudou
    Please don't. I feel like your
    vibes will just mess us up.
[08:25] Utagawa
    Hey, look! How about those people?
[08:28] Rando guy A
    By the way, what happened
    with your other girlfriend?
[08:31] Rando guy B
    Oh, her? I dumped her ages
    ago. She's broke as hell.
[08:35] Nyuudou
    Wow, what a piece of shit.
    This'll make it easy.
[08:39] Utagawa and Nyuudou
    Okay!
[08:41] Utagawa
    Excuse me.
[08:42] Utagawa
    Could you give me directions?
[08:45] Rando guy A
    Well, where do you wanna go?
    I'll take you there myself!
[08:49] Utagawa
    Really? In that case...
[08:53] Utagawa
    Could you take me to the River Styx?
[09:01] Rando guy A
    A ghost!
[09:02] Rando guy A
    Someone get a shaman!
[09:03] Rando guy B
    You dumbass! What good would
    it be talking to ghosts?!
[09:05] Rando guy A
    Ow.
[09:07] Nyuudou
    Boo.
[09:12] Nyuudou
    If you don't treat girls better,
    you might get a visitor by your pillow.
[09:19] Both
    Yeah!
[09:20] Hatanaka
    Fantastic work, you two.
[09:22] Haruaki
    I'm really glad I'm not a
    good target for spooking.
[09:27] Mujina
    Damn you, Nyuudou.
    How dare you get all the praise?
[09:31] Hatanaka
    In that case, Mujina,
    you and Hijita can go next.
[09:34] Mujina
    Leave it to me!
[09:36] Mujina
    I'll do a much better job spooking
    than that cocky narcissist!
SIGN    The Cocky
    Narcissist
SIGN    The Cocky
    Narcissist
[09:42] Small Old Man
    The cocky narcissist.
[09:45] Nyuudou
    Huh?
[09:49] Hijita
    Hey, Mujina, your mom's over there.
[09:52] Mujina
    You saying that just because
    we have the same hair?
[09:55] Mujina
    Let's go!
[09:57] Hijita and Mujina
    Excuse me.
[10:00] Hijita and Mujina
    Hello!
[10:06] Old Lady
    Well, well...
SIGN    Tanaka's
    Salt
[10:09] Old Lady
    Hi-yah!
[10:12] Hijita
    What's the big idea, you old hag?!
[10:14] Old Lady
    I'm no ordinary old lady!
[10:17] Old Lady
    I'm an exorcist old lady that
    some high school kids hired!
SIGN    "Some high school kids"
[10:22] Old lady
    Curse you, evil spirits!
    I'll exterminate you!
[10:25] Hijita and Mujina
    You seem way more like the evil
    spirit here, you old hag!
SIGN    Exciting Shopping District
[10:31] Hijita
    Please stop!
[10:33] Mujina
    No, I can't!
[10:36] Hijita
    And so we played tag with everything
    we had for about ten kilometers.
[10:41] Hatanaka
    Where's the old lady?
[10:43] Mujina
    We managed to seal her away.
[10:48] Nyuudou
    Don't sweat it.
[10:49] Mujina
    Shut up!
[10:51] Hatanaka
    Okay, next up, we have highest
    attendance, Akisame, and...
[10:56] Tamao
    Let it be someone cute.
    Let it be someone cute.
[10:57] Tamao
    Let it be someone cute. Let it be
    someone cute. Let it be someone cute!
[11:04] Mamekichi
    Ain't I a cutie?
[11:06] Tamao
    Sure.
[11:07] HS girl A
    What? No way!
[11:10] HS girl B
    Nuh-uh! You can't hide it!
[11:12] Mamekichi
    Hey, Akisame-kun. Some high
    school girls are coming over.
[11:15] Tamao
    Heck yeah! Let's do this, Mame!
[11:18] Mamekichi
    Wow, you're pumped.
[11:20] HS girl A
    Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
[11:23] HS girl B
    Yeah!
SIGN    Hiss
[11:25] Tamao
    Hey, look! I'm a nekomata!
[11:27] HS girl A
    Oh, my gosh! A kitty!
[11:29] HS girl B
    Wow! It has two tails! That's amazing!
[11:34] Mamekichi
    Tanukis are charming, too!
[11:37] HS girl A
    Ooh! A tanuki, too!
[11:39] HS girl B
    It's so cute and fluffy!
[11:41] Haruaki
    They just seem to enjoy being doted on.
[11:45] Hatanaka
    I guess I'll be giving
    those two extra homework.
[11:49] Hatanaka
    Okay, next. Mikoto Sano.
[11:54] Hatanaka
    And, I know. Why don't you
    go with him, Abe-sensei?
[11:58] Haruaki
    Huh? Me?
[11:59] Sano
    Wha?! Why do I have to go with him?
[12:02] Haruaki
    Yay! Do I get to spook people,
    too? That sounds fun!
[12:05] Ageha
    That's a great idea! We'll get it all on film.
[12:10] Hatanaka
    Just in case.
[12:17] Haruaki
    Come to think of it, you don't use
    youkai magic at all, Sano-kun.
[12:21] Sano
    I'm not good at controlling my youkai magic.
[12:30] Sano
    Remember what Miki said in class before?
[12:33] Sano
    Zashiki and I are the types
[12:34] Sano
    that can use our youkai magic
    just by willing it in our hearts.
[12:40] Small Old Man
    Sano-kun in middle school.
[12:43] Sano
    I was never able to really
    control my heart well enough.
[12:48] Haruaki
    Don't worry, Sano-kun!
[12:51] Haruaki
    If all else fails, I'll use my exorcism
    powers to exorcise your youkai magic.
[12:57] Haruaki
    See? I even brought a uniform for
    a dress-up doll to get motivated.
[13:05] Sano
    Say that once you can actually use
    your exorcism powers properly.
[13:09] Sano
    Come on. Let's get this over with.
[13:11] Haruaki
    Wait for me, Sano-kun!
[13:15] Male Owner
    You're so full of energy, Todoroki.
[13:17] Todoroki
    Sure am.
[13:22] Sano
    I'll make this as mild as possible.
[13:26] Male Owner
    What's wrong, Todoroki?
[13:27] Male Owner
    Todoroki! Where are you going?!
[13:30] Sano
    I did it, but that was a bit lame.
[13:33] Haruaki
    S-Sano-kun...
[13:37] Haruaki
    Todoroki is heading this way!
[13:40] Sano
    That's not due to my youkai magic.
[13:46] Todoroki
    You're mine!
[13:51] Haruaki
    That was a close one!
SIGN    G
    y
    a
    a
    a
    a
    a
    a
    h
[13:55] Haruaki
    I blame being born under an unlucky star!
[13:59] Working lady
    About the documents for the next meeting...
[14:03] Haruaki
    Hello!
SIGN    Hello!!!
[14:05] Hatanaka
    A-Are you all right, Abe-sensei?
[14:08] Haruaki
    If I look all right to you right now,
[14:09] Haruaki
    you might want to get your
    glasses prescription renewed.
[14:13] Sano
    There, I scared them.
[14:15] Haruaki
    I'm the one you scared, actually!
[14:24] Hatanaka
    Well, anyway... Why not try scaring
    people without hurting them?
[14:29] Sano
    Without hurting them...
[14:32] Haruaki
    Yeah. For example, a paranormal
    phenomenon or a poltergeist.
[14:42] HS girl
    Help! Police!
[14:44] Hatanaka
    Hey, wait a second!
[14:45] Haruaki
    Wait, Hatanaka-sensei!
[14:47] Haruaki
    Don't chase after a high school
    girl looking like this!
[14:50] Sano
    At least I didn't hurt you.
[14:53] Both
    You deeply hurt our hearts and our pride!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    Class 2-3
[15:06] Ageha
    Great job on your outdoor class.
[15:08] Ageha
    We got some great footage of it!
[15:11] Ageha
    Let's do the club activities
    interview after this!
[15:14] Haruaki
    Er, um... Please make sure to
    cut out any risque footage.
[15:19] Mujina
    This isn't looking too good.
[15:22] Beniko
    And they definitely didn't get any
    footage of him actually being useful.
[15:25] Beniko
    Because he wasn't useful.
[15:27] Hijita
    We told him not to embarrass himself...
[15:30] Tamao
    Is there anything we can do?
[15:32] Hijita
    Oh, fine. Let's roll up our
    sleeves and help him out.
[15:35] Beniko
    You gonna turn to mud if
    you roll them up too much?
[15:37] Hijita
    No!
[15:38] Hijita
    Listen... Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[15:44] Sano
    What are they plotting?
[15:47] Ageha
    So you're usually the advisor
    for the biology club?
[15:51] Haruaki
    Yes.
[15:52] Haruaki
    Or, well, I water the mandragoras
    and feed the human-faced fish.
[15:59] Ageha
    I hear you've named the
    mandragora you take care of.
[16:04] Haruaki
    Yes!
[16:05] Haruaki
    I brought a few of them from
    the mandragora garden today.
[16:08] Marshmallow
    We're mandragoras.
[16:10] Haruaki
    This one is Noriko, and that handsome one
    over there that looks like an idol is Kazuo.
[16:14] Haruaki
    Oh, and this one with the
    marshmallow body is Marshmallow.
[16:17] Ageha
    Yup. Can't tell them apart.
[16:20] Hijita
    Well, well. You look like you're having fun.
[16:23] Ageha
    What?
[16:24] Hijita
    Mind if we join you?
[16:27] Ageha
    Wh-Who are you?
[16:29] Hijita
    Who are we? We're clearly
    delinquents surrounding you.
[16:32] Hijita
    Can't you tell?
[16:33] Mamekichi
    Hiji-tan and the others are
    purposely playing bad guys
[16:37] Mamekichi
    who get defeated to make
    Seimei-kun look better.
[16:39] Sano
    Those are some old-school
    delinquents, that's for sure.
[16:42] Mamekichi
    As for Seimei-kun...
[16:44] Mamekichi
    Hey! He turned into a sheep
    being targeted by wolves.
[16:48] Haruaki
    H-H-H-H-Hijita-kun and
    the others have gone bad!
[16:51] Haruaki
    They're gonna kill me!
[16:53] Mamekichi
    I know how he looks, but it's just Hiji-tan.
[16:56] Mamekichi
    The same Hiji-tan who bawls his eyes
    out reading shojo manga sometimes.
[16:59] Mamekichi
    What's so scary about him?
[17:01] Haruaki
    I-I'm sorry. Delinquents are the one
    thing I absolutely can't deal with...
[17:06] Haruaki
    They're scarier than bandits or robbers.
[17:10] Sano
    Bandits and robbers are definitely scarier.
SIGN    Script
[17:13] Nyuudou
    Hey, do you really have time to
    be scared, Cow Lick-sensei?
SIGN    Script
[17:17] Beniko
    You better hurry up and reform us,
SIGN    Script
SIGN    Script
SIGN    Script
[17:19] Beniko
    or we're gonna take money
    from the guys in Class 3.
[17:22] Class 3
    S-Save us!
SIGN    Fire
[17:25] Mamekichi
    Oh, no! They're not delinquents!
    They're robbers!
[17:28] Haruaki
    Y-You shouldn't do that! Bad!
[17:32] Sano
    Stop scolding them so poorly! Bad!
[17:37] Haruaki
    Yeah, so if you keep getting yelled
    at, you're gonna end up like him.
[17:44] All
    We're sorry!
[17:47] Ageha
    Amazing! Abe-sensei's words have made
    these delinquents turn over a new leaf!
[17:52] Sano
    This TV crew is pretty stupid.
[17:57] Hijita
    We'll live proper lives from now on.
[17:59] Tamao
    I'll wear a helmet when I ride my bike.
[18:02] Mujina
    I'll go back to my afro.
[18:03] Nyuudou
    Huh? Uh... I-I'll try to
    get into Tokyo University.
[18:06] Beniko
    Hmm... I can't think of anything. Tee-hee.
[18:08] Sano
    This is so half-assed.
[18:10] Ageha
    Okay, let's get back on track with
    the club activities interview.
[18:15] Haruaki
    Well, I guess I can talk about the time when
    the mandragora Noriko fought a wild tiger...
[18:20] Mamekichi
    Huh? Seimei-kun, one's missing.
[18:23] Haruaki
    Huh?
[18:26] Ageha
    Hey, isn't that it?
[18:28] Marshmallow
    Yahoo!
[18:31] Haruaki
    Marshmallow!
[18:41] Haruaki
    Marshmallow!
[18:51] Sano
    Damn it...
[18:53] Sano
    You need to think things
    through, you dumbass!
[18:58] Hijita
    Not that we're in any place to talk.
[19:01] Beniko
    Seimei's recklessness is contagious.
[19:05] Haruaki
    G-Guys...
[19:08] Haruaki
    Thank you!
[19:10] All
    You're welcome!
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[19:14] Kurahashi
    But we can't pull them up by ourselves.
[19:19] Odawara
    Where the heck did Oota,
    Yanagida, and Maeda go?!
[19:24] Fujihira
    They're in the bathroom. Someone call—
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[19:28] AD
    Leave it to me.
[19:31] Mandragoras
    Oh, thank goodness!
[19:33] Haruaki
    W-We're saved...
[19:35] Hijita
    I was reunited with my
    dead grandma for a sec.
[19:37] Beniko
    Your grandma's still alive, though.
[19:42] AD
    You really showed some courage, kids.
[19:46] Mujina
    Huh? The AD's awesome.
[19:49] Nyuudou
    He's got the dignity of a producer.
[19:58] Sano
    Jeez... I get how you feel,
    but don't push yourself too much.
[20:03] Sano
    You're shortening my lifespan.
[20:05] Haruaki
    Sano-kun...
[20:08] Haruaki
    It wasn't much, but...
[20:10] Haruaki
    I peed a little.
SIGN    Q: Lastly, how would you like to spend the rest
     of your time at the youkai school?
[20:14] Haruaki
    Well... I want to better myself
    along with my youkai students.
[20:21] Narration
    The human teacher Haruaki Abe.
[20:24] Narration
    He would continue to better himself
    as he teaches at the youkai school.
[20:32] Haruaki
    Hey, how was yesterday's show?
    Didn't I look awesome?!
[20:37] Sano
    "Better myself," my ass!
[20:40] Sano
    Man, that acting was infuriating.
[20:42] Hijita
    Even if we didn't work so hard, they edited the
    hell out of you to seem like a skilled teacher.
[20:47] Hijita
    It's actually infuriating.
[20:49] Haruaki
    B-But I heard the ratings were great, too.
[20:52] Nyuudou
    Yeah, yeah. You've already told us.
[20:56] Haruaki
    Oh, sorry. I've got a phone call.
[21:01] Haruaki
    Hello, Ame? It's been a while!
[21:04] Haruaki
    Thanks for those talismans.
[21:06] Ameaki
    I was wondering what was going on since
    you suddenly asked for talismans.
[21:11] Ameaki
    But to think you'd become a
    teacher a youkai school...
[21:15] Haruaki
    Yup. I think I'm more surprised
    than anyone else.
[21:20] Ameaki
    Oh, yeah.
[21:22] Ameaki
    In return for those talismans,
    I wanted to ask a favor.
[21:27] Haruaki
    A festival?
[21:28] Haruaki
    Oh, I guess it is that time of year...
[21:31] Haruaki
    Yeah, sure. That should be fine.
[21:36] Haruaki
    Okay, I'll head home to Osaka this weekend.
[21:40] Beniko
    Hey, did you hear that?
[21:41] Hijita
    Yeah, Haruaki's going home
    to his parents' place.
[21:45] Sano
    Hey, don't tell me you guys are
    planning on tagging along.
[21:50] All
    You bet your ass we are.
[21:53] Haruaki
    Yeah, everything's going well.
[21:55] Haruaki
    They even did a special feature
    on me on Youkai TV yesterday.
[21:59] Haruaki
    I'll show you a recording
    of it when I get home.
[22:03] Haruaki
    No, really! I'm serious!
[22:05] Haruaki
    You've gotta believe me!
[22:07] Haruaki
    I can do it if I try!