7 - Sports Day at Ghoul School!! ~Finishes~

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[00:00] Maeda
    Tch. I can't outrun them! In that case...
[00:03] Maeda
    Hijita! Use a mud ball and—
[00:06] All
    What?!
[00:07] Haruaki
    Hijita-kun! Behind you!
[00:09] Hijita
    Don't do quick turns like that...
[00:11] Hijita
    I feel sick...
[00:13] Maeda
    What? You got motion sickness?
[00:14] Maeda
    Don't puke! Don't you dare puke!
[00:17] Marshmallow
    They're catching up to
    Maeda-kun from Class 3!
[00:19] Kuniko
    Not happening!
[00:22] Marshmallow
    I-It's a gashadokuro!
[00:26] Maeda
    Utagawa-san!
[00:27] Kuniko
    Are you all okay?
[00:32] Fujihira
    We're here to back you up!
    We'll support you till the end!
[00:35] Maeda
    That's great! Let's bring this back in
    our favor for Sano and the others, too!
[00:39] Haruaki
    All right! Counterattack time!
[00:42] All
    Yeah!
[00:45] Maeda
    Okay, Hijita. Use your mud balls and...
[00:47] Hijita
    Maeda...
[00:49] Hijita
    I'mma apologize first...
[00:52] Hijita
    I'm so sorr—
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaah
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified
    Teacher at
    Ghoul School!
[02:31] Marshmallow
    This is unbelievable!
SIGN    Episode 7
    "Sports Day at
    Ghoul School!!
    Finishes"
[02:34] Marshmallow
    Both teams from Class 3
    have been split apart!
[02:38] Mamekichi
    Here, use this bag.
[02:42] Fujihira
    Maeda... Are you okay?
[02:44] Odawara
    This is rough...
[02:45] Marshmallow
    They definitely failed
    this mock cavalry battle!
[02:49] Haruaki
    No freakin' way!
[02:51] Miki
    This is something right out of hell.
[02:53] Hatanaka
    Even I'm starting to feel sick.
SIGN    Oota
[02:57] Hatanaka
    Now Class 3 only has the daidarabocchi
    team that's not moving...
[03:01] Miki
    ...and the kudan team that's
    doing their best to run away.
[03:05] Kurahashi
    We're miraculously somehow still in this!
[03:08] Miki
    The match is gonna be over in a minute...
[03:11] Hatanaka
    Meaning last place is gonna go to Class 3.
[03:15] Principal
    Now, now... You two still
    have much to learn.
[03:19] Principal
    Class 3 has one more team.
[03:22] Beniko
    Seimei!
[03:31] Beniko
    Here you go! I've got a huge haul!
[03:34] Haruaki
    Yes!
[03:35] Miki
    Zashiki-san?!
[03:36] Hatanaka
    I didn't see her, so I thought
    she was inside Oota's mouth.
[03:40] Haruaki
    Maizuka-kun told me before...
[03:45] Haruaki
    that zashikiwarashi are able to
    cloak themselves with youkai magic.
[03:50] Haruaki
    So at the same time Oota-kun turned huge,
[03:53] Haruaki
    I had Zashiki-san's team disappear.
[03:56] Haruaki
    And while the other teams
    were drawing attention,
[03:58] Haruaki
    they were gathering a bunch of headbands.
[04:02] Beniko
    Though I definitely wasn't expecting
    Mame to fall or Hijita to puke...
[04:07] Haruaki
    How you like that?!
[04:12] Principal
    He's managed to put the youkai to work and
    is using their youkai magic very well.
[04:16] Principal
    Haruaki-kun... I believe you really are his...
[04:21] Marshmallow
    And we're done! We will now
    tally up the headbands.
[04:29] Sign
    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 615 0 615
SIGN    2nd-Year Class Score Totals
    Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay
SIGN    One || 30 | 140 | |
    Two || 50 | 140 | |
    Three || 60 | 100 | |
    Four || 20 | 90 | |
    Five || 40 | 100 | |
    Six || 10 | 100 | |
[04:30] Haruaki
    The final score for the mock cavalry battle
[04:32] Haruaki
    is the number of headbands from
    surviving members times ten...
[04:35] Sano
    Along with our score from the scavenger
    hunt relay, we're in third place.
[04:39] Sign
    m 0 0 l 25 0 25 615 0 615
SIGN    One
    Two
    Three
    Four
    Five
    Six
[04:39] Haruaki
    We were able to stay in third place because
    of Zashiki-san and the others, but...
[04:43] Sano
    Depending on how the final
    obstacle course relay goes,
[04:46] Sano
    we could either win for our
    grade or end up dead last.
[04:50] Haruaki
    I-It's okay!
[04:51] Haruaki
    With you taking part, we won't get last place!
[04:55] Hatanaka
    Abe-sensei, did you get the tool I asked
    you to get from the gym storage?
[05:00] Haruaki
    Aiyah! I forgot!
[05:02] Hatanaka
    It's fine that you enjoy this,
    but don't forget to work!
[05:05] Haruaki
    I'm sorry!
[05:07] Hatanaka
    Since you're here, go help him out.
[05:12] Haruaki
    I'm sorry you had to come with me, Sano-kun.
[05:15] Sano
    Whatever. Just get the thing and come down.
[05:18] Haruaki
    You're not gonna hit me
    when I come down, are you?
[05:20] Sano
    I'm telling you to come
    down so I can hit you.
[05:22] Haruaki
    Please, no!
[05:27] Sano
    I also have to prepare for the final event.
[05:31] Haruaki
    Oh, right.
[05:33] Haruaki
    I guess we're already on the final event.
[05:35] Haruaki
    And you're the anchor of the
    biggest event, too. Good luck!
[05:38] Sano
    Don't come crying to me if we end up last.
[05:40] Haruaki
    Don't worry! We have you, Sano-kun.
[05:43] Sano
    I was no help at all during
    the mock cavalry battle,
[05:46] Sano
    yet you seem to have a lot of faith in me.
[05:49] Haruaki
    Well, of course.
[05:51] Haruaki
    There's no way I wouldn't believe in you.
[05:54] Sano
    I see.
[05:56] Sano
    Then buy this pot for 500,000.
    It'll bring you happiness.
[06:00] Haruaki
    Don't try to sneakily sell
    me a mysterious pot!
[06:04] Haruaki
    Jeez, talk about evil business practices.
[06:08] Haruaki
    So when do I need to get the 500,000 to you?
[06:13] Sano
    You really need to be careful of scams.
[06:17] Male student
    Up we go...
[06:19] Male student
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[06:24] Haruaki
    Whoa!
[06:28] Male student
    I'm so sorry, Sensei!
[06:33] Haruaki
    Ow...
[06:34] Male student
    Are you okay?!
[06:35] Haruaki
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[06:38] Sano
    Tch. You need to pay attention!
[06:40] Haruaki
    Ow!
[06:41] Sano
    Damn it!
[06:50] Hatanaka
    For crying out loud...
[06:53] Hatanaka
    How long can it take them
    just to get a single thing?
[06:59] Hatanaka
    Hello? Abe-sensei?
[07:01] Hatanaka
    Did you mess up again?
[07:20] Hatanaka
    Sano!
[07:22] Hatanaka
    Thank goodness. You're conscious.
[07:24] Hatanaka
    Just wait! I'll chop this log and—
[07:31] Hatanaka
    Hey! This isn't the time to be crying!
[07:41] Hatanaka
    Hey! Calm down!
[07:47] Sano
    Hey...
[07:49] Sano
    You're seriously obnoxious.
SIGN    First-Aid Station
[08:01] Takanashi
    It's a sprain.
[08:03] Takanashi
    You should be all better in about a week.
[08:06] Takanashi
    Though that means you'll just have to
    watch the rest of the sports day events.
[08:10] Hatanaka
    I'm actually surprised you only ended
    up with a sprain in that situation.
[08:14] Sano
    You heard him. I'm going to survive.
[08:17] Sano
    So you can stop doing inhuman things, Seimei.
[08:20] Haruaki
    I'm a bad slime.
[08:22] Tamao
    He's liquefied from the shock.
[08:25] Haruaki
    I just want to evaporate into the air.
[08:28] Sano
    And if it's only a sprain, I can
    still participate in the event.
[08:32] Nyuudou
    You idiot! What if you just make it worse?
[08:34] Takahashi
    Out of curiosity, what is the event?
[08:37] Nyuudou
    An obstacle course relay
    run by one animal youkai,
[08:42] Nyuudou
    one inorganic youkai, and one
    humanoid youkai from each class.
[08:46] Nyuudou
    And Sano was supposed to
    be the anchor for his class.
[08:50] Takahashi
    Don't worry! If it does get worse,
    I'll just operate on you.
[08:57] Haruaki
    Hey!
[08:59] Haruaki
    I have a request.
[09:04] Marshmallow
    Okay, next is the final event for the
    second-years, the obstacle course relay!
[09:10] Marshmallow
    The animal youkai, our first
    runners, are entering the field.
SIGN    First Runners
SIGN    First Runners
SIGN    First Runners
[09:19] Tamao
    You're representing Class 4, Nezumi-sensei?
[09:23] Nezumi-sensei
    There's no rule saying
    the teachers can't run.
[09:26] Nezumi-sensei
    Goodness. Looks like it's finally
    time for a mouse to beat a cat.
[09:31] Tamao
    Well, now you're just...
[09:34] Tamao
    being ridiculous.
[09:36] Marshmallow
    What the heck is this visual?!
[09:39] Kappa
    On your marks, get set...
[09:43] Marshmallow
    What?! Wait, is that what you all look
    like when you're in serious mode?
[09:49] Kappa
    Boom!
[09:51] Marshmallow
    Oh, now you're back to normal...
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:00] Marshmallow
    The first obstacle is...
[10:02] Marshmallow
    the log balance beam!
[10:05] Marshmallow
    Won't this be rather easy for animal youkai?
[10:10] Tamao
    Th-This is...
[10:14] Sign
    Mrrow!
SIGN    Purr Purr
[10:16] Marshmallow
    Ah! The cat from Class 3
    has started rolling around!
[10:19] Marshmallow
    Apparently, that log is made out of catnip.
SIGN    Purr Purr
[10:24] Tamao
    Supreme bliss...
[10:27] Nyuudou
    The hell are you doing, Tama?!
[10:28] Sano
    Hey, that's the log that squashed me.
[10:32] Tamao
    What?!
[10:34] Tamao
    You're the one who hurt Sano?!
[10:48] Tamao
    I avenged you, Sano.
[10:50] Marshmallow
    Class 3 needs to catch up!
[11:01] Marshmallow
    Next, they've reached toy hell!
[11:11] Marshmallow
    U-Unbelievable, Class 3!
[11:13] Marshmallow
    He closed his eyes and is getting
    through the field of green foxtails!
[11:16] Tamao
    Kill your passions!
[11:19] Marshmallow
    He made it through! He used his fighting
    spirit to overcome the cat's weakness!
[11:24] Yanagida
    Akisame-kun!
[11:25] Lantern ghost
    Get your ass over here, you stupid rabbit!
[11:27] Marshmallow
    And now, he's handed over the sash to
    our second runner, the inorganic youkai!
[11:30] Yanagida
    I've got this!
[11:34] Small old man
    Meanwhile...
SIGN    Rodent-Away
[11:36] Small old man
    Nezumi-sensei was stuck in an obstacle
    meant specifically for rodents.
[11:41] Nezumi-sensei
    They're actually trying to kill me...
[11:45] Marshmallow
    Obstacles mean nothing
    to youkai that can fly.
[11:50] Marshmallow
    And for sneaky guys like them...
[11:53] Kappa
    Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak...
[11:56] Kappa
    Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[11:59] Kappa
    Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[12:05] Marshmallow
    We have the kappas doing a wind attack!
[12:08] Marshmallow
    They can't get ahead like this!
[12:11] Kappa
    Hey-ho! Hey-ho! Hey-ho!
[12:13] Lantern
    Any more and I'll rip...
[12:16] Yanagida
    Oh, right. I have just the
    thing for situations like this.
[12:19] Marshmallow
    What's this? Does Class 3
    have some kind of strategy?
[12:22] Marshmallow
    Also, where exactly is he reaching into?!
[12:27] Yanagida
    The science club's special
    chemical explosive!
[12:32] Rando student a
    Yanagida from the science
    club just pulled out a bomb!
[12:35] Rando student b
    Run! That'll kill us!
[12:41] Yanagida
    Just one drop of this and...
[12:53] Marshmallow
    That's terrifying! Jeez!
SIGN    Broadcast
[12:57] Marshmallow
    But...
[12:58] Marshmallow
    Now there's no obstacle for
    the other students, either!
[13:05] Yanagida
    Hey! Pay your tolls, you damn hyenas!
[13:07] Yanagida
    Damn it!
[13:09] Yanagida
    The rest is up to you!
[13:11] Yanagida
    Seimei-sensei!
[13:15] Marshmallow
    Wh-What's this?!
[13:16] Marshmallow
    Class 3's anchor is now the
    human teacher, Abe-sensei?!
[13:22] Haruaki
    Sano-kun... It's my fault you can't run.
[13:27] Haruaki
    Which means that I need to...
[13:29] Marshmallow
    Abe-sensei is somehow keeping
    up with the rest of the runners!
[13:33] Haruaki
    ...take responsibility and win!
[13:36] Kurahashi
    Seimei-sensei really is fast!
[13:40] Nyuudou
    But up ahead is...
[13:43] Marshmallow
    The first obstacle they'll face is...
[13:46] Marshmallow
    A thousand-level vaulting box!
[13:50] Haruaki
    Ain't no way!
[13:53] Students
    Ain't no way!
[13:55] Hijita
    What's he supposed to do?
[13:58] Hijita
    There's no way he can jump that!
[14:03] Maeda
    I-I guess this is the end.
[14:10] Sano
    There's just one chance.
[14:13] Sano
    It's a last resort, and it's kinda taboo, but...
SIGN    Entry Gate
[14:18] All
    What?!
[14:20] Tamao
    S-Seimei has a power like that?
[14:24] Sano
    Yeah. That's the kind of person he is.
[14:27] Sano
    If he uses that, he might just
    be able to get through this.
[14:31] Nyuudou
    But the way this is going,
    we'll be in trouble, too.
[14:35] Kurahashi
    And there's no guarantee this will work.
[14:38] Tamao
    I-I'm gonna do it!
[14:42] Tamao
    It's true that Seimei is a failure, a crybaby,
[14:45] Tamao
    and a servile pervert who'll immediately
    throw away his principles and positions
[14:48] Tamao
    for the sake of his desires...
[14:50] Tamao
    But still, he kindly helped
    me with my studies!
[14:53] Tamao
    I want to repay him!
[14:56] Nyuudou
    I'm not sure if helping you study makes up
    for the number of flaws you just named.
[15:01] Nyuudou
    Ugh, damn it!
[15:02] Nyuudou
    Our luck ran out as soon as
    we ended up in his class!
[15:05] Nyuudou
    Everyone! Let's prepare the thing!
[15:08] Mamekichi and Marshmallow
    Yeah!
[15:11] Fujihira
    Seriously?
[15:12] Hijita
    Don't blame me for whatever happens!
[15:18] Principal
    Sano-kun?
[15:25] Principal
    You aren't going to make him use his
    power to exorcise demons, are you?
[15:32] Sano
    Oh, I don't know...
[15:36] Sano
    Guess you'll just have to wait and see.
[15:40] Hatanaka
    Is he really going to use the
    power to exorcise demons?
[15:43] Principal
    Who knows? I have no idea how
    young folks think nowadays.
[15:48] Principal
    But I'd like for the teachers
    to be on guard just in case.
[16:02] Haruaki
    Damn it!
[16:04] Haruaki
    There's no way I can make this jump.
[16:07] Haruaki
    I'm just gonna have to climb it.
[16:10] Haruaki
    I-I'm not giving up!
SIGN    Haruaki's Emotional
    Cheer Squad
[16:13] Haruaki
    That's the spirit!
[16:15] Haruaki
    A human can do anything
    if he sets his mind to it!
[16:19] Sano
    Then let's have you do just that!
[16:22] Students
    Seimei! We've got your
    favorite uniforms here!
[16:30] Students
    You've got this, Seimei!
SIGN    Gyahaha
[16:58] Student A
    What the hell?!
[17:00] Student B
    Hey, Class 3! This isn't the school festival!
[17:04] Tamao
    Ren-Ren, I can feel my heart shattering.
[17:07] Nyuudou
    Kill your heart. Don't listen to that noise!
[17:19] Student C
    Oh? What's up with that human teacher?
[18:14] Students
    Seriously?!
[18:16] Class 3
    Seriously?!
[18:18] Marshmallow
    The human teacher, Abe-sensei, has
    elegantly cleared the vaulting box!
[18:24] Marshmallow
    He's completely ignoring all the obstacles
    and getting to the goal at incredible speed!
[18:29] Marshmallow
    Is this some kind of insane adrenaline rush?!
[18:33] Shikajima
    Wh-What's up with that teacher?
[18:36] Male student A
    Honestly, what's up with that whole class?
[18:41] Miki
    Man... He definitely pulled one over on us.
[18:45] Principal
    To think it'd come to this...
[18:48] Principal
    I almost feel stupid for
    taking this seriously.
[18:53] Principal
    Honestly...
[18:55] Principal
    I really have no idea how
    young folks think these days.
[19:01] Marshmallow
    Class 3 has completely turned the tables
    and is catching up to first place!
[19:07] Marshmallow
    And now...
[19:11] Marshmallow
    Goal!
[19:13] Marshmallow
    Due to the last-ditch efforts
    of the students of Class 3,
[19:16] Marshmallow
    they managed to turn the
    tables and get first place!
[19:21] Marshmallow
    And now... rapid-fire pictures!
[19:32] Nyuudou
    H-Hey...
[19:36] Haruaki
    So happy!
[19:37] Haruaki
    I'm super happy.
SIGN    Translation
SIGN    I'm super happy
SIGN    Note:
[19:39] Nyuudou
    This Japanese teacher just started
    speaking in traditional Chinese!
[19:47] Sano
    Yeah, you're way too gross!
[19:55] Haruaki
    What have I been doing?
[19:57] Sano
    This dude is dangerous.
    Let's call the police.
[20:01] Mamekichi
    Seimei-kun!
[20:04] Mamekichi
    Seimei-kun! You managed to get first place!
[20:07] Haruaki
    What? No way!
[20:09] Nyuudou
    More importantly, let's call an ambulance
    so you can get your head checked.
[20:13] Mamekichi
    Looks like the other runners
    have reached the goal, too.
[20:16] Mamekichi
    You should head back, Seimei-kun!
[20:18] Sano
    Even if you got first place,
[20:20] Sano
    things might change depending on
    where the other classes placed.
[20:23] Sano
    It's too early to celebrate.
[20:25] Haruaki
    Oh, right!
[20:26] Haruaki
    Then the results are...
[20:29] Sign
    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 615 0 615
SIGN    2nd-Year Class Score Totals
    Scavenger Hunt Relay | Mock Cavalry Battle | Obstacle Course Relay | Total
SIGN    One || 30 | 140 | 40 |
    Two || 50 | 140 | 20 |
    Three || 60 | 100 | |
    Four || 20 | 90 | |
    Five || 40 | 100 | |
    Six || 10 | 100 | |
[20:36] Haruaki
    So...
[20:38] Haruaki
    In the end...
SIGN    Time to
    Reflect
[20:41] Haruaki
    I really did end up in a red loincloth...
[20:45] Haruaki
    I'm so sad.
[20:46] Nyuudou
    Shut up, you pervy teacher.
[20:48] Hijita
    Ever since that incident,
    there's a rumor going around
[20:52] Hijita
    saying that the principal put
    all the perverts in our class!
[20:55] Sano
    So why are you doing this punishment?
[20:58] Sano
    I heard that Nezumi-sensei came in last and
    got a piece of cheese taken from his pay.
[21:03] Nezumi-sensei
    M-My cheese...
[21:05] Tamao
    Nezumi-sensei gets paid in cheese?
[21:10] Haruaki
    Well, a lot of the parents put in
    complaints saying I was gross...
[21:16] Haruaki
    So I ended up taking this punishment.
[21:19] Haruaki
    I'm so sad.
[21:20] Nyuudou
    But now you're even grosser after accepting
    the punishment for being called gross.
[21:26] Haruaki
    Hey, don't say that!
[21:29] Haruaki
    Call me charming instead!
[21:33] Nyuudou
    Like hell I will!
[21:34] Hijita
    Now, now.
[21:35] Hijita
    More importantly, let's all go get
    yakiniku to cheer ourselves up!
[21:41] Haruaki
    Wait, I'm not paying for that, am I?
[21:44] Hijita
    Pretty sure the teacher pays for
    his students at times like this.
[21:47] Yanagida
    Yay!
[21:47] Mamekichi
    Yahoo! Let's go already!
[21:51] Haruaki
    Unbelievable...
[21:53] Haruaki
    I managed to not get my pay docked,
    but my pay's going down anyway.
[21:56] Haruaki
    I'm so sad.
[21:58] Haruaki
    Hey, can I at least put some clothes on?
[22:01] Hijita
    Nope, you can't.
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[22:02] Hijita
    I'll take pictures and distribute them.
[22:03] Haruaki
    Please don't. We seriously
    won't be able to air this.