16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!!
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[00:01] Small Old Man
Sometimes, he's Takahashi-sensei
from Hyakki Academy.
[00:06] Small Old Man
Sometimes, he's Yanagida-kun,
the ittan-momen.
[00:11] Small Old Man
And sometimes, he's Rensuke
Nyuudou, the cyclops.
[00:15] Small Old Man
But his true identity...
[00:18] Small Old Man
is the police officer who keeps
Hyakki Academy Island safe...
[00:22] Small Old Man
The doppelganger, Yamazaki-san!
[00:27] Small Old Man
He works daily to keep the island safe!
[00:33] Small Old Man
And today's story features Yamazaki-san!
[00:39] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[00:52] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[00:55] Teketeke
What kind of idiot actually waits
when someone tells them to "hold it"?
[01:02] Yamazaki
Damn it!
[01:03] Mandragora Cop A
Yamazaki-san, what happened to the guy?
[01:06] Yamazaki
Looks like he went into the school.
[01:08] Mandragora Cop A
Oh, no!
[01:10] Mandragora Cop B
That place is connected to all
kinds of places across Japan!
[01:13] Mandragora Cop B
He's gonna get away!
[01:16] Yamazaki
Don't worry.
[01:18] Yamazaki
If there's a villain who disturbs the peace,
[01:21] Yamazaki
I will chase them down to
the ends of the earth.
[01:24] Mandragora Cop A
He's now a wanted criminal!
[01:26] Mandragora Cop A
If you find him, you'll get 100 trillion yen!
[01:27] Mandragora Cop B
That's like the national budget.
[01:29] Yamazaki
If he underestimates me, thinking I'm
just some island cop, he'll regret it.
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN Episode 16
"The Great Hyakki
Academy Island Chase!!"
SIGN Laze
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
SIGN Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
SIGN Haruaki
SIGN Laze
[03:13] Haruaki
The incident at Rintarou-kun's place got
resolved, so I'm just gonna laze around today.
[03:21] Haruaki
No, wait. It's summer vacation.
[03:24] Haruaki
I need to take this chance to talk to
the uniforms so we can grow closer...
[03:29] Haruaki
A visitor?
[03:31] Haruaki
Mom! Are you around?
[03:35] Haruaki
Hello! Who's...
[03:40] Haruaki
I'm not home.
[03:41] Miki
Oh, dear. Well, that's a rather brazen lie.
[03:49] Haruaki
Those are Izuna-kun's kids?
[03:53] Haruaki
But why are you with them, Rintarou-kun?
[03:56] Miki
They said Ibara-neechan's not feeling well,
so they were gonna take her to the hospital.
SIGN Thanks.
SIGN –Hatanaka
[04:02] Miki
And they dumped them on me.
[04:05] Miki
Honestly... Izuna-kun sure doesn't
know how to ask for favors.
[04:08] Miki
So, yeah. Help me babysit them.
[04:11] Haruaki
What?! Why me?
[04:14] Miki
Okay, you little runts. Gather round.
[04:17] Kamae
Busy now.
[04:18] Miki
Want some treats?
SIGN Slide
SIGN Slide
[04:21] Miki
That's right. I love kids
who know how to behave.
[04:25] Miki
All right, go ahead and introduce
yourselves to this old guy here.
[04:29] Haruaki
If I'm an old guy, so are you!
[04:32] Miki
Let's start with Big Sis.
[04:34] Saki
I'm Saki Hatanaka and I'm six years old!
[04:36] Saki
My type is someone who makes
ten million yen a year.
[04:40] Haruaki
W-Wow, you're a bit precocious, aren't you?
[04:43] Haruaki
Are you also a kamaitachi?
[04:45] Saki
Nope, I'm not.
[04:47] Saki
I'm an oni just like Mommy.
[04:50] Saki
That's why I'm really strong.
[04:52] Saki
So...
[04:54] Saki
If you look at me like some creeper,
[04:57] Saki
don't expect to see the
light of day tomorrow,
[05:00] Saki
you lolicon!
[05:01] Haruaki
Uh, I'm not a lolicon!
[05:03] Haruaki
Only call me that if I actually look like one!
[05:05] Haruaki
Not that I would ever do that!
[05:06] Saki
My two little brothers are kamaitachi.
SIGN Kamae
SIGN Taichi
[05:09] Saki
The older one is Kamae,
and the younger one is Taichi.
SIGN No. 1
SIGN No. 2
[05:13] Both
And together, we're Kamaitachi!
[05:16] Saki
I call them Little Bro No. 1 and
Little Bro No. 2 because it's easier.
[05:20] Kamae
Hey, let's play!
[05:23] Haruaki
Huh? Sure. What did you want to play?
[05:25] Kamae
Let's play RPG!
[05:28] Kamae
Curse you, Demon King! I'll defeat you!
[05:31] Kamae
Swoosh!
SIGN Kamae
SIGN m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
SIGN Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
SIGN m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
[05:35] Miki
Curse that stupid four-eyes...
[05:37] Miki
The hell is he teachin' these kids?
[05:49] Saki
I wonder what this room is.
[06:00] Kamae
Vroom, vroom, vroom...
[06:03] Haruaki
H-Hey, let's play some other game.
SIGN Stranger Danger Buzzer
[06:08] Haruaki
Oh, Saki-chan.
[06:10] Haruaki
Did you wander off somewhere?
[06:12] Haruaki
Did you go... to my room?
[06:14] Saki
Come any closer and I'm gonna
push my stranger danger buzzer!
SIGN Stranger
Danger
Buzzer
[06:17] Saki
You perv!
[06:18] Haruaki
A perv?! How?!
[06:20] Saki
What do you plan to do with all those
uniforms you have on your walls?!
[06:23] Haruaki
What am I going to do? Why, that room
just belongs to all of the uniforms!
[06:29] Saki
Little Bro No. 1!
[06:31] Saki
Beat down this perv!
[06:33] Kamae
Begone!
SIGN Kamae
SIGN m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
SIGN Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
SIGN m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
[06:36] Kamae
Swoosh.
[06:40] Miki
Ow...
[06:40] Kamae
I defeated the Pervy Demon King!
[06:43] Haruaki
S-Sa...
[06:43] Kamae
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:45] Miki
Sa?
[06:45] Haruaki
Sano-kun!
[06:49] Sano
Man, what's with all the racket?
[06:51] Haruaki
I-Izuna-kun's ki... kids...
[06:55] Haruaki
Th-They called me a perv!
[06:58] Sano
I mean, it's true.
[07:02] Mandragora
Uppercut!
[07:04] Miki
It's a relief to have you
help us out, Sano-kun.
[07:04] Kamae
Wait up!
[07:08] Kamae
Wait up!
[07:09] Miki
Those little runts will play
until they're outta gas,
[07:12] Miki
so we adults really can't keep up.
[07:14] Sano
You're totally planning on
slacking off, aren't you?
[07:17] Miki
I see your habit of saying exactly what's on
your mind hasn't changed since last year.
[07:23] Miki
Keep that up, and you're gonna
lose out when you're older.
[07:27] Haruaki
Well, that's part of Sano-kun's charm, too.
[07:30] Sano
What?
[07:31] Sano
Quit acting like some good adult,
you perv with a uniform fetish.
[07:35] Haruaki
Why am I getting dragged into it?!
[07:38] Teketeke
I somehow managed to escape...
[07:40] Kamae
Hey!
[07:41] Kamae
What's this giant house?
[07:44] Haruaki
You can't go in there!
[07:46] Haruaki
That's called a storehouse, and it's
got a lot of valuable things inside.
[07:51] Saki
A storehouse, you say?
[07:53] Saki
Maybe he's wealthy after all.
[07:55] Haruaki
Anyway, there are a lot of valuable
and important things in there,
[08:00] Haruaki
so don't go near it, okay?
[08:02] Teketeke
Valuable and important things, eh?
[08:05] Mandragora
You're under arrest!
[08:07] Kamae
Hey, old guy!
[08:09] Miki
Can Big Brother help you?
[08:12] Kamae
I'm hungry. I wanna eat something.
[08:15] Miki
Well, I guess it is lunchtime.
[08:18] Haruaki
Want me to make something?
[08:19] Miki
Huh? You can cook?
[08:22] Haruaki
If it's like instant noodles, yeah.
[08:24] Miki
That's not called cooking.
[08:25] Haruaki
H-Hey, don't judge! Then what
about you, Rintarou-kun?
[08:29] Saki
Oh? Little Bro No.1 and 2 aren't here.
[08:34] Haruaki
What?! Don't tell me they
went into the storehouse!
[08:37] Sano
No! Look over there!
[08:40] Kamae
Hup, hup...
[08:42] Haruaki
Oh, no! They're heading out!
[08:44] Saki
Let's go after them!
[08:46] Kamae
Let's go play outside.
[08:56] Kamae
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
[08:58] Saki
Number 1?!
[08:59] Haruaki
What's the matter?
[09:00] Kamae
Little Bro No. 2 got taken
away by some grandpa!
[09:04] Haruaki
Some grandpa? Like my neighbor?
[09:07] Sano
Wait, was he found in his kamaitachi form?
[09:10] Sano
That's not good.
[09:11] Miki
It's a crime for a youkai be seen
in their usual forms by humans.
[09:16] Haruaki
That's not good!
[09:17] Sano
Yeah, I just said that.
[09:19] Haruaki
No, I mean, my neighbor is...
[09:24] Neighbor
We're having weasel hot pot tonight!
[09:30] Haruaki
...a guy who'll eat anything!
[09:36] Miki
No, no, no!
[09:38] Haruaki
Pardon me!
[09:39] Saki
Little Bro No. 2!
[09:41] Kamae
Number 2!
[09:42] Haruaki
I know! Now's the time for...
[09:45] Sano
...the power of a yakubyougami!
[09:58] Sano
Sorry. Since this was so sudden,
this was the best I could do.
[10:03] Haruaki
You didn't mean that apology at all!
[10:05] Haruaki
Minus one point!
[10:12] Haruaki
N-Number 2!
[10:15] Miki
No, no, no, no!
[10:28] Haruaki
Please make it in time!
[10:34] Neighbor
Aiyah...
[10:36] Haruaki and Miki
That's hot!
SIGN That's hot!
[10:40] Taichi
Swoosh.
[10:41] Small Old Man
Ten points!
[10:42] Saki
That was amazing, Little Bro No. 2!
[10:43] Saki
Nice sickle!
[10:44] Kamae
Wow! That was so cool!
[10:46] Saki
Thank goodness! It looks like you're okay.
[10:49] Sano
These two sure aren't.
[10:53] Neighbor
You're...
[10:55] Neighbor
Ain't you Haruaki-kun from next door?
[10:59] Haruaki
This is our weasel. Sorry for the trouble!
[11:03] Mandragora
Scadaddly doo!
[11:05] Haruaki
Thank goodness he was safe.
[11:07] Saki
Jeez. It's okay to cause trouble, but you
can't go outside without permission!
[11:12] Miki
Could you maybe not cause
any trouble, either?
[11:16] Amaaki
Who the hell are you?!
[11:19] Haruaki
Ame?
[11:21] Haruaki
What's wrong? What're you shouting for?
[11:24] Haruaki
Weren't you helping out at the shrine today?
[11:26] Amaaki
Haru! Look up there!
[11:31] Haruaki
A-A-A robber?!
[11:33] Amaaki
He ransacked the storehouse and
is tryin' to make off with the loot!
[11:36] Yamazaki
Give yourself up, Bandit Teketeke!
[11:46] Amaaki
A y-y-y-y-y-y-youkai?!
[11:51] Haruaki
Yamazaki-san?!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[12:01] Yamazaki
Surrender right now, Bandit Teketeke!
[12:04] Teketeke
You never give up, huh?
[12:06] Teketeke
Just try an' catch me!
SIGN Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
[12:13] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[12:15] Small Old Man
Teketeke.
[12:16] Small Old Man
A youkai missing the lower half of its body.
[12:18] Small Old Man
It uses its two hands to
move at incredible speeds.
[12:22] Amaaki
So it is a youkai!
[12:26] Sano
Why didja have to fall toward me?
[12:31] Teketeke
I can't wait to see what's inside!
[12:35] Haruaki
That's our family heirloom!
[12:37] Sano
Is it important?
[12:38] Haruaki
It's super valuable!
[12:40] Haruaki
I'm not gonna let you steal that!
[12:42] Haruaki
Give it back!
[12:44] Teketeke
Guess this must be really valuable.
[12:46] Teketeke
I'll happily take it off your hands, then!
[12:50] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[12:52] Miki
They've been chasin' him all
the way from the island?
[12:55] Miki
Yamazaki-san sure is dedicated.
[13:01] Mandragora Cop A
That's because Yamazaki-san
is a hero of justice.
[13:04] Mandragora Cop B
Are any of you hurt?
[13:06] Mandragora Cop B
Did he take anything else?
[13:08] Kamae
Police officers!
[13:10] Kamae
So cool!
[13:11] Mandragora Cop A
Our job is to protect the people!
[13:15] Mandragora Cop B
If you have any questions
or concerns, let us know.
[13:19] Saki
So how much do you guys make in a year?
[13:24] Miki
Well, I guess that is important.
[13:27] Haruaki
I'm not sure if I can say she's got a
good head on her shoulders or not...
SIGN Menacing
[13:32] Mandragora Cop A
What a mighty fine storehouse!
[13:35] Mandragora Cop A
Er...
[13:38] Mandragora Cop A
So, a murder took place here...
[13:41] Haruaki
Not at all! We just said we got robbed!
[13:48] Haruaki
Could you check out the
crime scene properly, please?
[13:50] Haruaki
Do your job!
[13:51] Mandragora Cop A
Okey.
[13:53] Mandragora Cop B
All right, let's have a look-see.
[13:55] Mandragora Cop B
Well, dang. This place got
messed up real good.
[13:59] Mandragora Cop A
Well, let's see...
[14:05] Mandragora Cop B
Man, he got this place good.
[14:08] Mandragora Cop A
Let's see... Did the robber
leave anything behind?
[14:13] Yamazaki
This is Yamazaki!
[14:14] Yamazaki
I'm having difficulty pursuing Teketeke!
He's reached the city center!
[14:17] Yamazaki
Requesting backup!
[14:19] Mandragora Cop A
We can't just sit around here!
[14:20] Mandragora Cop B
We need to go after Teketeke, too!
[14:23] Haruaki
I guess he's having trouble...
[14:25] Mandragora Cop A
Hey, cop car!
[14:32] Mandragora Cop A
Don't you worry!
[14:33] Mandragora Cop B
Leave this case to us!
[14:36] Haruaki
I'll go after the thief, too!
[14:38] Miki
You're being awfully proactive.
[14:40] Haruaki
I mean, he took something
from the storehouse!
[14:43] Haruaki
I can't just stand here and do nothing!
[14:48] Haruaki
Ow...
[14:51] Haruaki
My foot got caught on... Wait, what?!
[14:54] Kamae
You're under arrest!
[14:57] Sano
Why do I have to be stuck
with him, of all people?
[15:01] Haruaki
You shouldn't play with handcuffs!
[15:04] Miki
The keys to those should be somewhere.
[15:06] Miki
So for now, let's just wait patiently
until the officers get back.
[15:11] Haruaki
No, let's go!
[15:13] Haruaki
With how fast Sano-kun and I are,
[15:15] Haruaki
I'm sure we'll be able to catch the robber!
[15:18] Sano
Damn it. Fine. Let's go.
[15:22] Sano
We're doing this
three-legged race style.
[15:24] Haruaki
Yeah! I'm sure we'll be perfectly in sync.
[15:27] Sano
Okay, right leg first.
[15:28] Haruaki
Okay! Ready, and...
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
SIGN Flop
[15:32] Sano
The hell are you doing, you idiot?!
[15:34] Haruaki
You said to start with the right!
[15:36] Sano
I meant my right leg!
[15:38] Haruaki
You weren't clear!
[15:40] Haruaki
Minus five points!
[15:42] Sano
Shut up with that minus crap!
[15:44] Haruaki
Come on! One more time!
[15:45] Haruaki
We're starting with the left this time!
[15:46] Sano
We're starting with my left!
[15:47] Amaaki
How the hell is that in sync?
[15:50] Miki
We're gettin' nowhere.
[15:52] Yamazaki
Hold it!
[15:54] Teketeke
You're too slow!
[15:58] Yamazaki
How dare he take a route
where he'd get noticed?!
[16:00] Yamazaki
I need to catch him fast!
[16:03] Yamazaki
You must surrender!
[16:05] Yamazaki
Being seen by a human in your
youkai form is against the law!
[16:10] Yamazaki
Don't make this worse for you!
[16:12] Teketeke
As long as you don't catch me,
I win! I'm outta here!
[16:17] Yamazaki
Damn it! I'm not gonna catch him!
[16:20] Yamazaki
I need to think of a plan!
[16:22] Teketeke
See ya, loser!
[16:24] Sano; Haruaki
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
[16:33] Haruaki
All right! We caught up with
you, storehouse robber!
[16:36] Teketeke
Who the hell are you guys?
What kind of youkai are you?
[16:38] Haruaki
I'm a human!
[16:39] Sano
And I'm a yakubyougami!
[16:40] Teketeke
Then I'll just climb back up and...
[16:44] Mandragora Cop A
Where is he?!
[16:47] Teketeke
Tch!
[16:48] Haruaki
You're not getting away!
[16:49] Sano
Just get caught by the cops already.
[16:51] Teketeke
Heh! You ain't no coppers!
What can you even do?
[16:55] Haruaki
We can at least stall you!
[16:56] Both
Take this!
[16:58] Haruaki
My...
[16:59] Sano
My...
[16:59] Haruaki
Power to exorcise demons!
[17:01] Sano
Youkai magic!
[17:14] Haruaki
Sorry! I still can't control my powers!
[17:20] Sano
Sadly, neither can I.
[17:22] Amaaki
Haru!
[17:26] Amaaki
Are you all right, Haru?
[17:27] Haruaki
Ame! What are you doing here?
It's dangerous! Get back!
[17:31] Amaaki
I came because I was worried.
[17:35] Amaaki
Eek! A youkai!
[17:37] Teketeke
I knew it. You're scared
of youkai, aren't ya?
[17:40] Haruaki
Don't, Ame! Get out of here now!
[17:44] Teketeke
Looks like God's on my side!
[17:49] Teketeke
Hey, weirdos! If you want
this guy to live, step back!
[17:54] Sano
Damn it... Is there nothing we can do?
[17:59] Amaaki
Actually... Since you stalled him for me...
[18:02] Teketeke
Eh? Huh?!
[18:08] Amaaki
I was able to corner this thief!
[18:12] Teketeke
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
[18:18] Yamazaki
The youkai police!
[18:20] Sano
That's...
[18:21] Haruaki
Yamazaki-san!
[18:23] Teketeke
Damn it! You're a copper! Let go of me!
[18:27] Yamazaki
Don't go underestimating...
[18:31] Yamazaki
a police officer!
[18:37] Yamazaki
14:33...
[18:41] Yamazaki
The perp has been captured.
[18:45] Mandragora Cop A
And that's that!
[18:48] Sano
That sucked.
[18:50] Haruaki
Sorry about that, Sano-kun.
[18:51] Sano
Eh, we gotta look out
for each other, I guess.
[18:54] Yamazaki
Well... I was able to capture
the thief thanks to you two.
[19:00] Yamazaki
Thank you.
[19:01] Mandragora Cop B
Go on, get in there.
[19:03] Teketeke
Boo...
[19:05] Yamazaki
Sorry about that, Abe-sensei.
[19:07] Yamazaki
It must've been surprising when
I borrowed your brother's form.
[19:10] Haruaki
Oh! It's fine!
[19:12] Haruaki
I actually had a feeling
that something was off.
[19:15] Sano
I'm surprised you knew.
[19:16] Haruaki
Well, he is my older brother.
[19:19] Yamazaki
I saw him get rather scared around Teketeke,
[19:22] Yamazaki
so I thought I could use
that to get his guard down.
[19:25] Haruaki
I see. You really are a great
doppelganger police officer.
[19:30] Yamazaki
Let me know if you ever
need anything, Abe-sensei!
[19:35] Yamazaki
Here's this back.
It's important to you, right?
[19:38] Haruaki
Yes! Thank you very much!
[19:43] Haruaki
I'm home!
[19:45] Hatanaka
Hey.
[19:46] Haruaki
Izuna-kun! You came to get the kids!
[19:50] Hatanaka
Sorry. Sounds like you went
through a lot of trouble.
[19:54] Hatanaka
Let me make it up to you sometime.
[19:56] Haruaki
Really? Then let's go out somewhere...
[20:00] Haruaki
Oh, yeah. Is Ibara-san okay?
[20:04] Hatanaka
Er, well...
[20:06] Hatanaka
I took her to the hospital, and...
[20:10] Hatanaka
It looks like our fourth kid is on the way.
[20:13] Kamae
Really?!
[20:14] Hatanaka
Yup, really!
[20:16] Saki
Yay! Keep it up until we have
our own baseball team, Daddy!
[20:22] Hatanaka
I'll make two teams so we
can all play each other!
SIGN That's
18
[20:27] Hatanaka
So, yeah. Once our fourth gets big enough,
I hope you'll play with them, too.
[20:33] Both
Wha?
[20:34] Sano
So what's in this thing, anyway?
[20:38] Haruaki
What? Are you curious?
[20:40] Haruaki
Oh, if you insist.
[20:42] Haruaki
I guess I'll be nice and show you.
[20:55] Haruaki
Ta-da! The thing inside...
[20:59] Haruaki
was a limited-edition golden nurse uniform!
[21:09] Saki
He really is a perv!
[21:12] Saki
You perv! You perv! You perv! You perv!
[21:16] Sano
Don't put something like that
in your damn storehouse!
[21:18] Hatanaka
You'll rot my kids' heads!
[21:20] Miki
The hell is the purpose of that?!
[21:22] Haruaki
Aw, man... Why are you guys
treating me like this?
[21:27] All
Because you're a perv!
[21:32] Small Old Man
After that, Yamazaki-san was...
[21:35] Yamazaki
For crying out loud...
[21:36] Yamazaki
I'm a police officer, but I ended up showing
my youkai form in front of humans...
[21:41] Yamazaki
How pathetic.
[21:44] Takahashi
Is that your written apology?
I've never seen you fill one out.
[21:47] Yamazaki
Shut up. It's my first time writing one.
[21:51] Takahashi
Anyway, it's rare for you to get so worked up.
[21:56] Yamazaki
It's to protect the peace on our island.
[21:59] Yamazaki
I am one of Hyakki Academy Island's
police officers, after all!
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