14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home

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[00:05] Haruaki
    It's right around the middle
    of summer vacation...
[00:09] Haruaki
    and today, we're all having a study
    session at Hijita-kun's home in Iwate.
[00:12] Mamekichi
    Whew... I finally finished my picture
    diary all the way to August 31st.
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[00:18] Haruaki
    Huh?! But it's still August 10th!
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[00:21] Mamekichi
    I just tried to imagine what
    I'd draw tomorrow and on.
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[00:23] Haruaki
    Namaste!
[00:25] Mamekichi
    August 13th. Seimei-kun suddenly
    went to India to train as a warrior.
[00:30] Mamekichi
    August 20th. Nyuudou-kun became
    a partier and got all the girls.
[00:35] Nyuudou
    Well, ain't you a cutie?
[00:37] Mamekcihi
    August 31st. I wonder what
    happened to Seimei-kun...
[00:41] Haruaki
    Wait! What happened to me in India?!
[00:47] Beniko
    It's 3 PM... I have plans, so I'm going home.
[00:52] Hijita
    You're just running away because
    you don't want to study.
[00:54] Beniko
    No.
[00:56] Beniko
    Someone's coming to interview
    my family's bed and breakfast.
[01:00] All
    Interview?!
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[02:33] Haruaki
    Huh... So your family's place is
    going to be in this magazine.
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[02:38] Sano
    I didn't even know your family
    ran a bed and breakfast.
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    "Zashiki-san's
    Bed-and-Breakfast Home"
[02:41] Beniko
    For humans, yeah.
[02:43] Beniko
    Our bed and breakfast keeps becoming a hot
    topic among humans because youkai appear.
[02:48] Haruaki
    I think I've seen something
    like that on TV before.
[02:52] Beniko
    All three of my dads are human,
    and they don't understand youkai very well,
[02:57] Beniko
    so I have to make sure they don't
    accidentally say anything weird.
[03:00] Haruaki and sano
    Three dads?
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[03:06] Matsuo
    Huh... So you're Beniko's
    homeroom teacher, eh?
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[03:10] Kotake
    What kind of youkai are you, Sensei?
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[03:13] Koume
    He seems like an akaname.
[03:15] Haruaki
    An akaname?!
[03:16] Sano
    I guess you really do have three dads.
[03:19] Beniko
    Yup.
[03:20] Beniko
    A long time ago, Matsu-san bought
    an old house with his friends,
[03:25] Beniko
    Take-san and Ume-san,
     to start a bed and breakfast.
[03:29] (Flashback) Matsuo
    We haven't been able to find a job,
    so let's start a bed and breakfast!
[03:32] (Flashback) Kotake
    How much did you buy this place for?
[03:34] (Flashback) Matsuo
    Two hundred thousand!
[03:35] (Flashback) Koume
    What a dump...
[03:36] Beniko
    They started remodeling
    the place on their own
[03:39] Beniko
    to make it a bed and
    breakfast, and one day...
[03:43] (Flashback) Kotake
    Do you guys see that lump in the floor?
[03:51] Beniko
    So, yeah. I was born from the house.
[03:55] Yanagida
    I see. So when a house and
    human really love each other,
[03:59] Yanagida
    a zashikiwarashi is born.
[04:01] Mamekichi
    So I guess this house is
    your mom, Beniko-chan.
[04:05] Beniko
    That doesn't matter, but Dads, these guys
    said they'd help out with the interview.
[04:10] Matsuo
    Help out?
[04:12] Hijita
    We'll help spook the interviewers.
[04:15] Matsuo
    That's great! We'll be counting on
    you to bring in more customers!
[04:20] Yanagida
    While we're at it, I'll go ahead and
    invite the other guys from Class 3.
[04:24] Haruaki
    But wow, Zashiki-san. It's amazing
    that you were born from a house.
[04:28] Nyuudou
    I never knew about that.
[04:30] Haruaki
    How were you born, Nyuudou-kun?
[04:34] Nyuudou
    Normally.
[04:36] Nyuudou
    Just like humans.
[04:39] Haruaki
    Oh... I see.
[04:41] Nyuudou
    What? Did you think I was
    born from an eyeball?
[04:44] Haruaki
    Maybe a little bit.
[04:46] Nyuudou
    All right. Let's help them get ready.
[04:54] Interviewer
    Thanks for having us over!
[04:56] Interviewer
    Hello. I'm a reporter for
    Monthly Occult Paradise.
[04:59] Mamekichi
    They're here...
[05:01] Hijita
    They just look like some
    background characters.
[05:03] Nyuudou
    Two of them?
[05:04] Reporter
    So that we can write this article
    from various points of view,
[05:08] Reporter
    I had a scientist who doesn't believe
    in the occult come along, as well.
[05:12] Scientist
    Hello.
[05:13] Reporter
    He's been able to scientifically explain
    lots of supernatural phenomena.
[05:18] Scientist
    Yes. Anything occult is fake, after all.
[05:23] Scientist
    But I realize it's hard to get
    customers at a place like this
[05:26] Scientist
    in this day and age if you don't
    have some kind of gimmick.
[05:29] Scientist
    My condolences.
[05:31] Hijita
    That stupid, gangly-armed,
    nerdy-ass four-eyes!
[05:33] Hijita
    I'll drown him in mud!
[05:35] Mamekichi
    Hiji-tan! Calm down!
[05:37] Nyuudou
    I get how you feel, but...
[05:39] Beniko
    The hell did you just say, you
    gangly-armed, nerdy-ass, four-eyes?
[05:42] Beniko
    Don't blame me if you piss your pants later.
[05:47] Matsuo
    I'm sorry. Our daughter is rather blunt.
[05:51] Kotake
    Beniko, of course we want him to die,
    but you shouldn't say that out loud.
[05:55] Koume
    She didn't go that far.
[05:57] Scientist
    My, what a pure young lady filled with dreams.
[06:01] Scientist
    Very well. Then please scare me by tomorrow.
[06:05] Beniko
    You got it.
[06:06] Beniko
    If we scare you, you'd better write a
    five-star review online, you stupid four-eyes!
[06:10] Scientist
    Though you're also a four-eyes.
[06:13] Beniko
    You bet eye am!
[06:15] Haruaki
    Eye-eye-eye, things seem to be heating up.
[06:17] Sano
    It's gotten so heated, they're speaking
    in eye puns. Eye didn't see that coming.
[06:21] Nyuudou
    Wow, eye didn't know it was contagious.
[06:22] Yanagida
    Hey! Did you wait long?
[06:25] Yanagida
    I just went ahead and kidnapped some
    classmates who seemed to be free.
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[06:30] Fuji
    I see.
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[06:31] Fuji
    So we just need to spook this scientist
    and scare the crap outta him.
[06:36] Hijita
    Seimei, you're pretty good at coming
    up with plans at times like this.
[06:40] Hijita
    You got any ideas?
[06:42] Beniko
    No, I'm the one who started this,
[06:45] Beniko
    so I'm gonna take responsibility
    and give the orders.
[06:48] Beniko
    We'll start with a light jab.
[06:50] Beniko
    Fuji!
[06:51] Fuji
    Me?!
[06:52] Reporter
    Pardon us.
[06:55] Reporter
    Wow! So many dolls!
[06:58] Scientist
    A common gimmick for places like this.
[07:02] Fuji
    Pardon me.
[07:06] Fuji
    I'm sorry for my late introduction.
[07:09] Fuji
    I'm the matron of this inn.
[07:11] Fuji
    Thank you very much for
    coming to Zashiki Manor.
[07:14] Reporter
    Wow, what a hottie!
[07:16] Fuji
    Here are some tea snacks.
[07:18] Reporter
    Hey, thanks!
[07:20] Reporter
    Yikes! Your hands are so cold, ma'am!
[07:23] Fuji
    Oh, I'm sorry. I get cold easily.
[07:26] Fuji
    Please enjoy your stay.
[07:30] Reporter
    Th-Thanks...
[07:31] Reporter
    That goes beyond getting cold easily.
[07:34] Reporter
    She was as cold as ice!
[07:36] Koume
    Hello! I brought some tea snacks!
[07:39] Reporter
    Huh? But the matron just
    brought us tea snacks.
[07:43] Reporter
    She apologized for not greeting us sooner.
[07:45] Koume
    Matron?
[07:46] Koume
    The only female worker we have here is
    our daughter Beniko, whom you met earlier.
[07:51] Koume
    Enjoy your stay.
[07:54] Reporter
    W-W-Well, her hands were as cold as ice!
[07:59] Fuji
    Wasn't my acting awesome?!
[08:01] Haruaki
    Fuji-kun is sorta terrifying.
[08:03] Reporter
    Th-Then were these snacks
    prepared by a ghost?
[08:09] Reporter
    What's inside?
[08:14] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
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[08:17] Small Old Man
    Korpokkur are tiny little youkai
    that fit in the palm of your hand.
[08:21] Small Old Man
    They are often seen living under leaves.
[08:26] Akibe
    Run away!
[08:29] Reporter
    That was a small old man!
[08:31] Reporter
    The one that's supposed to
    bring you luck if you see one!
[08:33] Akibe
    Who're you callin' an old man?
    I'm a cute girl, dagnabbit.
[08:36] Reporter
    Oh, sorry.
[08:39] Akibe
    It's fine, as long as you get it.
[08:42] Reporter
    That wasn't a small old man,
    but a small little lady!
[08:45] Reporter
    I guess youkai really exist!
[08:47] Scientist
    Now, calm down.
[08:49] Scientist
    There's no way someone that small exists.
[08:51] Scientist
    It's clearly just a moving doll.
[08:54] Scientist
    You were spooked by what
    they said about the matron,
[08:57] Scientist
    so your brain just mistook
    that doll for a small youkai.
[09:02] Scientist
    "Occult things occur at this inn."
[09:05] Scientist
    When that thought is
    embedded in your brain,
[09:06] Scientist
    even the slightest things make you
    think they're occult matters.
[09:10] Reporter
    Oh, I see.
[09:11] Scientist
    All things involving the occult are either
    made up or illusions created by your brain.
[09:15] Fuji
    Tch. This guy won't stop spewing nonsense.
[09:18] Fuji
    Big talk for the jerk who
    couldn't even tell I'm a guy.
[09:21] Akibe
    Not to mention, this reporter is just
    believing everything this guy says.
[09:25] Renjou
    Zashiki-san, I'm ready.
[09:28] Beniko
    Right. Okay, you're up, Seimei,
    Kurahashi, and Momoyama-san.
[09:33] Kurahashi
    I-I really need to do this?
[09:36] Beniko
    This is something only you all can do.
[09:38] Haruaki
    Man... I never thought I'd
    be spooking someone, too.
[09:43] Beniko
    Don't worry. You're basically a youkai.
[09:45] Kou
    Little Brother, to experience
    something scary at night...
[09:49] Rin
    ...clear skies just won't do, Little Brother.
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[10:03] Beniko
    Take-san.
[10:04] Beniko
    We're ready.
[10:06] Kotake
    Roger.
[10:07] Kotake
    Ume-san, Ume-san! There's trouble!
[10:10] Koume
    What's the matter, Take-san?
[10:11] Kotake
    The guest in room 103 just won't come out.
[10:16] Koume
    What? You mean the guest who stayed
    in the room that's supposedly cursed?
[10:19] Reporter
    What? There's a cursed room?
[10:23] Koume
    Room 103 on the first floor is cursed, you see.
[10:26] Koume
    It's dangerous, so we don't
    usually let anyone stay in it,
[10:30] Koume
    but some members of a
    college occult club insisted.
[10:34] Reporter
    I wonder how it's cursed.
[10:36] Koume
    There's a rumor that a spider lady appears.
[10:39] Koume
    A spider possessed a woman who died
    in this room a hundred years ago,
[10:43] Koume
    and she became a youkai that
    attacks people, or something.
[10:48] Reporter
    I-I didn't know this place
    had that kind of legend...
[10:52] Kotake
    I mean, we only built this place 17 years ago.
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[10:56] Kotake
    This is the room. Ume-san, the spare key, please.
[11:02] Koume
    Hello?
[11:04] Koume
    Anyone here?
[11:07] Reporter
    It's the curse of the spider woman!
[11:15] Scientist
    This is actual spider webbing...
[11:17] Beniko
    These college students... were also
    determined to learn about this room's curse.
[11:23] Beniko
    I guess you might be next.
[11:26] Beniko
    Don't provoke those who
    aren't human too much.
[11:30] Scientist
    This is quite the presentation.
[11:34] All
    More importantly, this was
    the role only we could play?
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[11:47] Reporter
    S-Someone call an ambulance!
[11:49] All
    Huh? An ambulance?!
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[11:53] Reporter
    Th-The power went out?
[11:54] Reporter
    Is this also the work of the spider woman?
[11:57] Rin
    Now, Renjou-san.
[11:59] Renjou
    Right.
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[12:00] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
[12:02] Small Old Man
    Jorougumo. A spider youkai that freely
    controls spider webs with her eight hands.
[12:07] Small Old Man
    She can even produce illusions
    with her youkai magic.
[12:13] Reporter
    Oh, thank goodness! The lights came ba—
[12:16] Reporter
    The dead bodies and the
    spider webs are all gone?!
[12:19] Scientist
    A-ha! So that's what's going on.
[12:22] Scientist
    Those college students were all in on this!
[12:25] Scientist
    When the breaker fell,
    they ran off and hid somewhere!
[12:29] Scientist
    I'm sure it'd be quite inconvenient if there
    was an investigation because of some corpses!
[12:32] Kou Rin
    I guess he's sharper than
    we thought, Little Brother.
[12:36] Scientist
    Those who aren't human? Please.
[12:39] Scientist
    Pathetic!
[12:40] Reporter
    Hey, that's a bit harsh!
[12:42] Koume
    Take-san, don't get mad.
[12:48] Beniko
    Good work, Seimei.
[12:51] Beniko
    Here's some jajamen.
[12:53] Small Old Man
    Jajamen is a famous dish in Iwate.
[12:56] Beniko
    My dads made it for dinner.
[12:58] Haruaki
    Thanks.
[13:00] Haruaki
    Man, I didn't think I'd
    be playing a dead body.
[13:04] Beniko
    You pulled it off perfectly.
[13:05] Beniko
    It's not surprising when you
    show signs of death all the time.
[13:08] Haruaki
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[13:10] Beniko
    That last attempt failed.
[13:11] Beniko
    I need to spook them more
    realistically next.
[13:19] Beniko
    What?
[13:21] Haruaki
    Oh, it's nothing.
[13:22] Haruaki
    It's just rare to see you get serious when
    it comes to someone other than yourself.
[13:26] Haruaki
    Oh, sorry!
[13:28] Haruaki
    I could've worded that better.
[13:29] Haruaki
    You always seem so cool and calm
    as long as things don't involve you.
[13:34] Hijita
    Beniko and Seimei?
[13:36] Beniko
    Seimei, will you hear me out for a bit?
[13:39] Haruaki
    Huh? Sure.
[13:41] Hijita
    Beniko's telling Seimei something?!
[13:43] Hijita
    She's not confessing her
    love or anything, is she?!
[13:48] Beniko
    This happened about ten years ago.
[13:51] Beniko
    Matsu-san was dumped by the woman
    he was dating. I didn't get to meet her.
[13:56] Beniko
    Take-san and Ume-san wouldn't
    tell me why he got dumped.
[14:02] (Flashback) Kotake
    I'll tell you once you're old
    enough to buy pervy books.
[14:05] (Flashback) Koume
    Hey, Take-san!
[14:06] Beniko
    But one day, I ended up hearing the reason.
[14:09] (Flashback) Matsuo
    Well... when I told her about
    Beniko, she thought I was insane.
[14:15] (Flashback) Matsuo
    I mean, of course if you suddenly
    said you had a youkai daughter,
[14:18] (Flashback) Matsuo
    they'd freak out.
[14:19] (Flashback) Matsuo
    But I guess it just means that
    we weren't meant to be together.
[14:24] (Flashback) Hijita
    B-Beni-chan...
[14:27] (Flashback) Beniko
    I knew it.
[14:29] (Flashback) Beniko
    I almost ended up having a stepmom
    who doesn't believe in youkai.
[14:34] (Flashback) Beniko
    Come on, Koutarou.
[14:35] (Flashback) Beniko
    I got some pocket money,
    so let's go to the candy store.
[14:38] (Flashback) Hijita
    Beni-chan—
[14:39] (Flashback) Beniko
    But the old lady at the candy store
    rigged the lottery the other day...
[14:43] (Flashback) Hijita
    Beniko!
[14:45] (Flashback) Beniko
    What? You don't need to pity me.
[14:48] (Flashback) Beniko
    This involves humans and youkai.
    This kind of thing is bound to happen.
[14:54] (Flashback) Beniko
    I'm not even worried about it,
    so don't say anything.
[14:59] Beniko
    Yeah, it can't be helped.
    It was unavoidable.
[15:03] Beniko
    But even so, if I said I didn't
    feel any kind of way, I'd be lying.
[15:08] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san...
[15:10] Beniko
    I mean, I did think about it
    for about a minute before...
[15:14] Beniko
    But I guess worrying about
    stuff isn't really my style.
[15:17] Beniko
    I can at least be considerate, I've got
    a great figure, and my face is cute.
[15:22] Hijita
    She sure thinks highly of herself.
[15:26] Beniko
    Their daughter is this impressive.
[15:28] Beniko
    I'm sure they lost some things
    by having me around...
[15:31] Beniko
    but I'm sure they gained even
    more things by having me around.
[15:35] Beniko
    I want to use this opportunity
    to prove to my dads
[15:39] Beniko
    that I'm a daughter they can be proud of.
[15:44] Haruaki
    It's all right.
[15:45] Haruaki
    I'm sure we'll be able to do that.
[15:50] Beniko
    Yeah, of course.
[15:53] Sano
    Hey, stop pushing! We'll break the door!
[15:57] Haruaki
    Whoa! Wh-What are all of you doing?
[16:00] Kurahashi
    Er, we were just eavesdropping...
[16:02] Fuji
    It was all Sano's idea.
[16:03] Sano
    And you were the first to agree to it, Fuji.
[16:05] Umbrella
    Where are you touching, you perv?!
[16:07] Mamekichi
    Beniko-chan! Let's scare the
    pants off that scientist jerk!
[16:10] Nyuudou
    Tamao, are you crying?
[16:12] Tamao
    I'm so moved!
[16:14] Sano
    You're all freaking heavy. Get off me!
[16:15] Kurahashi
    You're kicking me in the stomach!
[16:17] Beniko
    Seimei, it's just like you
    said the first time we met.
[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki
    But I'm sure there are things at school
[16:24] (Flashback) Haruaki
    that you can't enjoy in a game!
    I'm sure of it!
[16:28] Beniko
    I'd never be able to find
    these little shits in a game.
[16:34] Beniko
    All right, you guys!
[16:35] Beniko
    We're gonna make that scientist jerk
    and NPC-faced reporter cry!
[16:38] All
    Yeah!
[16:39] Hijita
    And I totally missed my chance to come out.
[16:42] Beniko
    Also, Hijita, stop trying to act
    cool back there and come out.
[16:45] Hijita
    Huh?! If you knew I was here,
    you should've said something!
[16:50] Reporter
    I know what the scientist
    said, but I'm scared.
[16:53] Reporter
    What if that spider woman
    attacks me in the bath?
[16:56] Reporter
    Uh, wait. Where is the bath?
[17:00] Reporter
    Hey, you. Do you know where the bath is?
[17:03] Ogoso
    The bath is over there.
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[17:06] Reporter
    Over there? But there's
    only a wall over there.
[17:12] Reporter
    Huh?
SIGN    Bath
[17:13] Reporter
    There's the bath.
[17:14] Reporter
    Oh, that's where it is.
[17:16] Reporter
    Thanks for letting me know.
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[17:22] Reporter
    Hm? The door won't open.
[17:25] Scientist
    Hello? What are you doing?
[17:27] Reporter
    Oh, hello. I'm just gonna take a bath.
[17:31] Scientist
    Er, no. What are you doing to that wall?
[17:34] Reporter
    N-No way!
[17:36] Reporter
    But there was...
[17:38] Scientist
    You're probably just tired.
[17:39] Reporter
    What?! But that boy said...
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[17:42] Haruaki
    That was amazing, Ogoso-kun!
[17:44] Fuji
    Is that your youkai magic?
[17:45] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[17:48] Small Old Man
    An amanojaku causes the exact
    opposite thing that a human desires
[17:52] Small Old Man
    to happen and tricks them.
[17:54] Small Old Man
    They can create illusions from lies, too.
[17:58] Haruaki
    By the way, Ogoso-kun,
    are those your everyday clothes?
[18:00] Ogoso
    Er, I'm not sure if I'd call
    them my everyday clothes...
[18:04] Scientist
    Is someone there?
[18:06] Haruaki
    Oh, no! They found us!
[18:08] Haruaki
    In that case...
[18:12] Haruaki
    You... saw me... didn't you?!
[18:25] Haruaki
    Whew... I managed to pull
    off acting like a youkai.
[18:28] Reporter
    I knew it! There are youkai!
[18:30] Scientist
    I-I mean... that startled me,
[18:33] Scientist
    but you see stuff like that in
    haunted houses all the time!
[18:35] Oota
    Then how about this?
[18:39] Oota
    I'm not an illusion, by the way.
[18:41] Reporter
    It's a giant!
[18:44] Oota
    I'm a daidarabocchi!
[18:45] Scientist
    Th-That must be some kind of hologram!
[18:48] Scientist
    I know! Try and touch it!
    That'll prove it's fake...
[18:51] Reporter
    No way! If I touch it and it's
    real, I think I'll get cursed!
[18:55] Reporter
    Huh?
[18:56] Hijita
    Give me back my field...
[19:04] Scientist
    Hey! Don't just faint and
    leave me all alone!
[19:08] Beniko
    What's wrong? It sounds like you're scared.
[19:12] Scientist
    Th-That voice... It's the girl who lives here!
[19:14] Scientist
    Wh-Where are you hiding?
[19:17] Beniko
    Hiding? What are you talking about?
[19:21] Beniko
    We've been standing right beside
    you watching this all play out.
[19:24] Scientist
    "We"?!
[19:40] Beniko
    Let me say it one more time...
[19:43] Beniko
    Do not provoke us youkai.
[19:47] Beniko
    Youkai are always hiding where you can't see.
[19:54] Scientist
    Okay...
[20:04] Reporter
    Man...
[20:06] Reporter
    I was so surprised yesterday.
[20:08] Reporter
    That was the first time
    I'd ever seen a ghost.
[20:11] Reporter
    Thanks to you, I think I'll be
    able to write a great article.
[20:14] Koume
    We're counting on you.
[20:17] Beniko
    Well, four-eyes?
[20:19] Beniko
    Did you encounter any youkai yesterday?
[20:21] Scientist
    No!
[20:22] Scientist
    I know I carelessly said, "Okay,"
    yesterday, but deep down,
[20:25] Scientist
    I refuse to accept the existence of
    something as uncertain as youkai.
[20:29] Beniko
    What?! Do you have some kind of ailment
    where you'll die if you admit you've lost?!
[20:33] Scientist
    No... Just as you said, I peed my
    pants and passed out, so I lost.
[20:41] Beniko
    Huh? You peed yourself?
[20:42] Scientist
    I-I did not! Just... almost...
[20:45] Scientist
    But as I promised, I will write
    a five-star review online.
[20:50] Scientist
    The next time I come, I'm going
    to prove that this inn is a fake,
[20:53] Scientist
    so please be prepared,
[20:55] Scientist
    self-proclaimed Youkai-san.
[20:58] Beniko
    You should be more honest with yourself.
[21:00] Koume
    Come by whenever you want
    to see some youkai again.
[21:04] Kotake
    If you write a crappy article about us,
    I'll sue you for libel and defamation!
[21:09] Haruaki
    Looks like it went well.
[21:11] Matsuo
    Man, thanks so much, everyone.
[21:15] Koume
    You did a great job spooking them.
    You're definitely a professional.
[21:18] Haruaki
    Er, but my usual job doesn't
    involve spooking...
[21:21] Kotake
    Looks like word of our place
    will spread again.
[21:23] Matsuo
    Also, Beniko...
[21:26] Matsuo
    The way you spooked them
    was really awesome!
[21:31] Matsuo
    We're proud to call you our daughter!
[21:36] Kotake
    All right. We're going to treat you
    all to a homemade meal to thank you.
[21:41] Matsuo
    But before that... there's one
    more job for all of you to do.
[21:46] Matsuo
    All right. Let's have you
    clean up the mess you made!
[21:49] All
    What?!
[21:51] Umbrella
    But we didn't make this mess...
[21:54] Fuji
    It was pretty dirty from the start.
[21:56] Oota
    Can I just lift the roof up?
[22:01] Small Old Man
    As for the article...
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    An Inn Where
    Youkai Appear
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[22:04] All
    That ain't even us!
[22:07] Haruaki
    I ended up in the article!