17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st...

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[00:00] Hijita
    Yeah!
[00:02] Hijita
    Blue seas! White beaches!
[00:05] Hijita
    The blazing sun shining down on us!
[00:07] Hijita
    We've finally arrived! The summer sea!
[00:10] Hijita
    But we're not here for the sea.
[00:14] Sano
    Wait, weren't you guys going
    to do some fishing?
[00:17] Sano
    Where's your gear?
[00:18] Hijita
    Yeah! We've got our lure ready.
[00:22] Sano
    You seem excited.
[00:25] Mamekichi
    If you catch any, share them with us.
[00:27] Hijita
    But of course!
[00:29] Hijita
    That's right... What we're here for...
[00:32] Girls
    Oh, no!
[00:32] Hijita
    is to get us some beachside babes
    using a lure named Sano!
[00:37] Hijita
    ...using a lure named Sano!
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[00:39] Hijita
    ...using a lure named Sano!
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    "Summer! The Ocean! Huh?
    It's already August 31st..."
[02:13] Hijita
    Oh, come on, you two.
[02:16] Hijita
    Why are you playing in this
    tucked-away corner of the beach?
[02:19] Hijita
    You need to head more toward
    the center of the beach.
[02:25] Mamekichi
    Sano-kun, let's hurry up and build this.
[02:27] Sano
    Yeah.
[02:28] Girl Yokai
    Hey there.
[02:31] Hijita
    Oh? Looks like we've got a bite.
[02:34] Tamao
    Must be nice being a hot guy.
[02:36] Girl Yokai 1
    What are you making?
[02:38] Sano
    A tanuki.
[02:39] Girl Yokai 2
    So cute! Can we take a
    pic and put it online?
[02:42] Sano
    What? You're putting it online?
    Then we'll need to up the quality.
[02:47] Hijita
    All right, now!
[02:49] Guys
    We're these guys' friends!
[02:52] Girl Yokai 2
    Oh, okay. Then we'd like to help, too.
[02:54] Mamekichi
    Hey.
[02:55] Mamekichi
    What d'you think you're doing,
    tryin' to seduce my Sano-kun, lady?
[03:00] Girl yokais
    S-Sorry about that!
[03:02] Hijita
    Aw, man! They caught the fish and let them go!
[03:06] Tamao
    His darkness is deep.
[03:08] Mamekichi
    Those girls aren't your
    type, are they, Sano-kun?
[03:11] Mamekichi
    You like tanukis, right?
[03:14] Mamekichi
    Did you see those boobs?
[03:16] Mamekichi
    They weren't fluffy at all.
    They were all bouncy.
[03:20] Sano
    Yeah, I guess I like fluffy tanukis more.
[03:25] Hijita
    Man, Sano's overbearing
    tanuki is gonna be an issue.
[03:28] Mujina
    We're not gonna be able to use Sano
    as long as that tanuki's around.
[03:30] Maeda
    You dummy! You want bouncy! Not fluffy!
[03:33] Toubyou
    We've immediately lost our secret weapon.
[03:37] Kuniko
    Huh? You boys came to the beach, too?
[03:44] All
    Wow!
[03:46] Marilyn
    Hey, the boys are looking
    at us with lewd eyes.
[03:49] Daisy
    Oh, jeez. I guess they're
    going through puberty.
[03:52] Hijita
    We aren't looking at you. Why are you even
    hiding bits you don't usually hide?
[03:56] Beniko
    Hey, Hijita.
[03:58] Hijita
    That voice...
[03:59] Hijita
    Beni-cha—
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[04:03] Boys
    Oh...
[04:05] Hijita
    What's with that getup?
[04:06] Beniko
    I'm about to go catch some fish,
    so I prioritized functionality.
[04:10] Beniko
    We're gonna be dining on shark fin tonight!
[04:13] Hijita
    You're gonna catch a shark?!
[04:15] Marilyn
    By the way, why aren't you going in the water?
[04:18] Fuji
    We've been trying to pick up
    some girls around here.
[04:21] Boys
    You idiot! Don't tell them, Fuji!
[04:23] Marilyn
    That's what you were doing?
[04:26] Daisy
    Ugh, you're the worst.
[04:27] Kuniko; Momoyama
    Does that mean...
[04:28] Kuniko
    Nyuudou-kun, too?
[04:28] Momoyama
    Sano-kun, too?!
[04:29] Kuniko; Momoyama
    Shock!
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[04:31] Marilyn
    Let's ignore those dumb
    boys and go swimming.
[04:34] Boy
    Hey! Wait!
[04:36] Renjou
    I'm disappointed in you, Nyuudou.
[04:39] Renjou
    I guess I can't trust you with Kuniko after all.
[04:42] Nyuudou
    Huh? Renjou, what do you mean by that?
[04:48] Tamao
    Oh, no! My chance to finally talk to some girls!
[04:52] Mujina
    I mean, most of the girls in our
    class already have someone.
[04:56] Mujina
    Right, Nyuudou?
[04:57] Nyuudou
    Seriously, why do you all keep asking me?
[05:00] Fuji
    Oh, fine.
[05:02] Fuji
    I'll go talk to a few of the girls around here.
[05:05] Maeda
    Whoa, really, Fuji?
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[05:07] Odawara
    You have some expert technique?
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[05:09] Odawara
    Oh, also, did you cut your hair?
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[05:11] Fuji
    I usually wear extensions.
[05:14] Hijita
    Well, anyway, now we finally...
[05:17] Guy
    Hey there, miss...
[05:18] Hijita
    Beniko?
[05:19] Hijita
    Wait, are they hitting on her?
[05:22] Guy
    Right over there...
[05:29] Hijita
    Hey!
[05:30] Hijita
    Who do you think you are,
    talking to my Beniko?!
[05:33] Hijita
    And why're you going with them?
[05:36] Beniko
    Apparently, I can't go with you guys,
    so I guess I'll just explain it.
[05:41] Beniko
    Turn at that beach hut,
    then go three beach huts down,
[05:45] Beniko
    and inside the beach hut across
    from the beach hut next door,
[05:48] Beniko
    you'll find a private...
[05:50] Hijita
    Private...?
[05:51] Beniko
    ...men's bathroom.
[05:53] Hijita
    Huh?
[05:54] Beniko
    You should probably hurry up
    or you'll have an accident.
[05:56] Guy 1
    Thank you very much!
[05:58] Guy 1
    I'm gonna explode!
[06:01] Hijita
    What the hell? They weren't hitting on you?
[06:04] Beniko
    So, when did I become your Beniko?
[06:07] Hijita
    Shut up! I was just going with the flow.
[06:09] Beniko
    Uh-huh...
[06:10] Hijita
    What're you laughing for, huh?!
[06:12] Tamao
    Oh, there you are!
[06:14] Tamao
    Hijita!
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[06:16] Tamao
    There's trouble.
[06:17] Tamao
    Utagawa-chan and the others
    are over there, and...
[06:21] Kuniko
    Please let us go!
[06:22] Umibouzu
    Aw, come on. Go on a date with us.
[06:25] Funa Yuurei
    You're all cute. What kind of youkai are you?
[06:28] Funa Yuurei
    Oh, we're an umibouzu and a funa yuurei.
[06:36] Hijita
    Hey, jerks.
[06:37] Hijita
    Who said you could hit on our classmates?
[06:40] Kuniko
    Everyone!
[06:41] Marilyn
    Uh, you guys came to the
    beach to hit on girls, too.
[06:44] Hijita
    Well, we're allowed to!
[06:46] Umibouzu
    Ah, so you're a dorotabou.
[06:48] Umibouzu
    Some hick youkai from Tohoku's
    picking a fight with sea youkai?
[06:52] Funa Yuurei
    Go home and plant some rice or something.
[06:55] Hijita
    The hell did you say?!
[06:56] Nyuudou
    Let the girls go already.
    Clearly, they're not interested!
[06:59] Funa Yuurei
    Shut up!
[07:04] Funa Yuurei
    Come on, now. If you don't
    run, I'm gonna drown you.
[07:08] Small Old Man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[07:10] Small Old Man
    Funa yuurei.
[07:11] Small Old Man
    They're youkai that use a ladle to pour
    water into your ships to sink them.
[07:17] Kuniko
    Hey! Stop that!
[07:21] Funa Yuurei
    I guess I can think about it if you'll date me.
[07:25] Nyuudou
    Hey! Wait, we're gonna die!
[07:28] Fuji
    Maybe you should cool down a bit.
[07:31] Maeda
    You guys are embarrassing
    me as a fellow sea youkai.
[07:34] Funa Yuurei
    A merman, eh?
[07:37] Maeda
    Fuji!
[07:42] Umibouzu
    Whoa! I'm freezing up!
[07:44] Hijita
    Good job, you two!
[07:45] Yanagida
    Girls! Hop on over here!
[07:49] Yanagida
    Right onto my back!
[07:56] Yanagida
    All right! Rescue complete!
[07:58] Hijita
    Now! Class 3, charge!
[08:01] Mujina
    We're also frozen and can't move!
[08:07] Mamekichi
    Wow, it's almost complete.
[08:09] Sano
    Just a little more.
[08:10] Funa Yuurei
    Damn it... Take this!
[08:15] Sano
    Okay, just a little—
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[08:23] Hijita
    Hah! Where are you even aiming?
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[08:26] Odawara
    Guys! Behind us!
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[08:34] Hijita
    H-Hey, Sano, what're you...
[08:37] Mujina
    Crap! Sano's so pissed that he used his
    youkai magic to summon storm clouds!
[08:42] Hijita
    He's planning to kill all of us!
[08:45] Nyuudou
    Everyone, get out of the water!
[08:46] Odawara
    We can't! We're frozen, too!
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[08:52] Sano
    All right. Time for some divine punishment.
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[09:07] Mamekichi
    All done!
[09:09] Mamekichi
    What a cute tanuki!
[09:10] Sano
    Yeah.
[09:12] Mamekichi
    By the way...
[09:15] Mamekichi
    Why is everyone sleeping?
[09:17] Sano
    Who knows? They probably got
    tired from playing so much.
[09:20] Sano
    Let's take pictures.
[09:21] Mamekichi
    Yeah, totally.
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[09:26] Beniko; Hijita; Nyuudou
    So exhausted...
[09:29] Beniko
    See you later.
[09:30] Hijita
    Yup.
[09:32] Hijita
    Man, I'm still all numb
    from Sano's youkai magic.
[09:37] Nyuudou
    Me, too.
[09:38] Hijita
    Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna sleep.
[09:41] Nyuudou
    Me, too.
[09:43] Hijita Mom
    Hey, you two.
[09:45] Hijita
    What? We're done for the day.
[09:49] Hijita
    You can complain to us tomorrow.
[09:50] Hijita Mom
    And do you realize what day tomorrow is?
[09:53] Hijita
    Huh?
[09:55] Nyuudou
    What day?
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[10:03] Nyuudou
    It's August 31st, right?
[10:07] Hijita
    Oh, crap!
[10:11] Hijita
    I... haven't done any of my homework!
[10:16] Nyuudou
    Dumbass.
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[10:26] Haruaki
    Wow... A report about youkai
    births and breeding, huh?
[10:31] Haruaki
    That seems pretty interesting.
[10:33] Sano
    But I don't really get it.
[10:36] Haruaki
    Oh, then let's ask everyone else.
[10:42] Yanagida
    So...
[10:44] Yanagida
    I'm so glad you called me first.
[10:48] Haruaki
    Er... If we call you last, we
    might have an explosive ending.
[10:52] Yanagida
    Yeah, about that...
[10:54] Yanagida
    I've prepared a special Yanagida
    firework to help celebrate summer!
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[10:59] Sano
    Put that away! Right now!
[11:01] Yanagida
    See how this pans out in about ten minutes.
[11:03] Yanagida
    Look forward to it!
[11:04] Both
    No, seriously, don't!
[11:06] Yanagida
    So, you were asking how
    ittan-momen are born?
[11:09] Yanagida
    In my case...
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[11:12] (Flashback) Yanagida Mom
    I thought the lucky bag had a loin
    cloth in it, but it was an ittan-momen.
[11:17] (Flashback) Yanagida
    Goo goo.
[11:18] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
    Guess we have a son now.
[11:20] Haruaki
    Why were you like some bonus prize?
[11:22] Yanagida
    Incidentally, Brogida, who's
    an ittan-paper, was born...
[11:25] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
    I thought some paper was stuck in the copier,
    but one sheet was actually a youkai.
[11:31] Haruaki
    Why were you guys just stuck in something?
[11:33] Yanagida
    I think we were originally just cloth,
    and then my parents touched us,
[11:37] Yanagida
    causing their spirit energy to flow
    into us and turning us into youkai.
[11:41] Haruaki
    I see. That's interesting.
[11:45] Haruaki
    Let's ask the other students, too.
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[11:51] Mamekichi
    Hmm... Let's see...
[11:54] Mamekichi
    When you have two animal youkai parents,
[11:56] Mamekichi
    you end up with dozens of siblings like me.
[11:59] Hatanaka
    Kamaitachi!
[12:00] Mamekichi
    Hatanaka-sensei and Akisame-kun also
    said they have a bunch of siblings.
[12:01] Tamao
    Nekomata!
[12:04] Haruaki
    Wow...
[12:06] Mamekichi
    Animal youkai are basically just
    like their animal counterparts.
[12:12] Mamekichi
    So it'd probably be more interesting to
    ask some inorganic youkai about this.
[12:17] Haruaki
    Good idea! Then, next...
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[12:21] Odawara
    It's a bit messy, but come in.
[12:24] Haruaki
    So many lights...
[12:27] Odawara
    So... As for how chouchin-kozous are born...
[12:33] Odawara
    See? One was born just now.
[12:36] Haruaki
    It was born from that?!
[12:38] Haruaki
    Wait, are you the one
    creating chouchin-kozous?
[12:41] Odawara
    Yup! I'm actually the first
    chouchin-kozou in Japan!
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[12:45] Odawara
    Believe it or not, I'm over 300 years old.
[12:48] Haruaki
    What?! I had no idea!
[12:50] Odawara
    Originally...
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[12:52] Police
    You're under arrest!
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[12:54] Odawara
    Back in the 1700s during the Edo Period,
[12:56] Odawara
    there was a lantern that
    the police back then used.
[13:00] Odawara
    Then the souls of some criminals just
    happened to enter it, and I was born.
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[13:05] Both
    Huh...
[13:07] Odawara
    I think most inorganic youkai
[13:09] Odawara
    turn into youkai by gaining
    spirit energy or souls.
[13:14] Daisy
    Umbrella!
[13:15] Odawara
    I think that's what happened with Daisy, too.
[13:17] Sano
    This is the most youkai-sounding
    thing so far.
[13:20] Haruaki
    Right?
[13:24] Hijita
    Well, as you've probably figured out...
[13:26] Hijita
    I was born from a rice paddy.
[13:28] Dorotabous
    Heave-ho!
[13:30] Hijita
    When two dorotabous till a field
    together, one more is born.
[13:35] Haruaki
    So what happens when their partner isn't
    a dorotabou? Like with your sister?
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[13:40] Hijita
    Just like with Hatanaka's family, they'll be born
    as either their mom's species or their dad's.
[13:46] Hijita
    Though rarely, a youkai that's half of
    each is born, creating a new youkai,
[13:49] Hijita
    but you have to go to the youkai ministry and...
[13:51] Nyuudou
    Hey.
[13:53] Hijita
    Er... never mind about that.
[13:56] Nyuudou
    Hijita's mom wants to know if you
    guys want some chilled ramen, too.
[14:00] Haruaki
    Oh, that'd be great, thanks.
[14:03] Nyuudou
    Okay.
[14:06] Hijita
    Anyway, I think that's about all I know.
[14:08] Sano
    I see. So both parents don't
    have to be the same youkai.
[14:13] Haruaki
    Maybe there'll be more youkai and
    human couples in the future, too.
[14:17] Hijita
    I mean, they exist... but it's not great.
[14:22] Hijita
    Especially if the mom is a human.
[14:26] Hijita
    Giving birth to a youkai child
    takes a lot out of a human mom.
[14:31] Haruaki
    I see. I guess that's a problem that can
    come up if their races are different.
[14:36] Hijita
    By the way...
[14:40] Hijita
    All the stuff you took notes on so far
    about youkai births... Could I copy it?
[14:43] Hijita
    I haven't finished any of
    my homework whatsoever!
[14:46] Sano
    No.
[14:47] Hijita
    Please.
[14:47] Sano
    No.
[14:48] Hijita
    Please.
[14:48] Sano
    No.
[14:49] Hijita
    Please!
[14:49] Sano
    I said no, damn it!
[14:51] Takahashi
    Huh...
[14:53] Takahashi
    Miki-sensei sure assigns
    some interesting homework.
[14:56] Haruaki
    So we were hoping to hear about
    a dodomeki youkai like yourself,
[14:59] Haruaki
    as well as Takahashi-sensei.
[15:01] Takahashi
    I was born from a mother and a
    father, just like humans are.
[15:05] Takahashi
    But as for how dodomeki youkai first
    came to be, a long time ago...
[15:08] Takahashi
    A thief suddenly had a bunch of
    eyeballs appear on their body.
[15:13] Takahashi
    It was almost like the eyes were
    watching their evil deeds.
[15:18] Takahashi
    That basically sounds like a curse the gods
     bestowed upon a criminal, doesn't it?
[15:25] Takahashi
    Incidentally, my nurses
    are the exact opposite
[15:28] Takahashi
    of being born from the souls
    of the dead, like Odawara-kun.
[15:32] Haruaki
    The opposite?
[15:34] Takahashi
    It's a case where a soulless human
    corpse turned into a youkai.
[15:39] Takahashi
    Actually, I'm making one right now.
[15:44] Takahashi
    Do you want to see?
[15:47] Haruaki
    No, that's okay! Thanks a lot!
[15:51] Yamazaki
    How are doppelgangers born?
[15:55] Yamazaki
    Oh, is that all? I thought you guys came
    here to confess, so I threw you in there.
[15:59] Haruaki
    Talk about jumping the gun!
[16:00] Yamazaki
    Sorry about that.
[16:02] Yamazaki
    As for how doppelgangers are created...
[16:05] Yamazaki
    There's really no reason why they come to be.
[16:09] Haruaki
    Uh, what do you mean by that?
[16:11] Yamazaki
    They just happen to appear at random one day.
[16:15] Yamazaki
    I actually think a lot of
    youkai are born that way.
[16:19] Yamazaki
    And...
[16:20] Yamazaki
    According to one theory, the gods
    created all youkai as divine punishment.
[16:26] Haruaki
    Divine punishment?
[16:28] Yamazaki
    Supposedly, the gods changed humans who
    did evil deeds into something not human...
[16:33] Yamazaki
    And that's originally how youkai came to be.
[16:36] Yamazaki
    It could be that youkai were
    created to make sure we could tell
SIGN    Fire
[16:39] Yamazaki
    which humans he had bestowed
    divine punishment upon.
[16:43] Yanagida
    I, uh, see gods sometimes, but I hate 'em.
[16:46] Yanagida
    They look at us like we're some criminals.
[16:49] Yanagida
    Not to mention, they're originally
    supposed to protect humans,
[16:52] Yanagida
    so when it comes to youkai who
    walked off the beaten path...
[16:54] Yanagida
    They probably think we're
    not worth protecting.
[16:58] Haruaki
    I-I mean, this isn't the best
    conversation, even if you're a youkai.
[17:02] Haruaki
    I think that's enough talk about gods.
[17:07] Haruaki
    Boy, we sure did learn
    a lot about youkai today.
[17:12] Sano
    Yeah.
[17:20] Haruaki
    I-I know!
[17:22] Haruaki
    Hey, so when it comes to
    my brother and my names...
[17:25] Sano
    Seimei...
[17:27] Sano
    You've already realized it, haven't you?
[17:33] Sano
    That I'm not a youkai.
[17:36] Seimei
    Yeah.
[17:38] Seimei
    You're one of those gods that we
    were just talking about, right?
[17:44] Sano
    When did you realize it?
[17:48] Haruaki
    Well, actually...
[17:50] Haruaki
    The first day I started teaching.
[17:52] Sano
    Huh? The first day?
[17:54] Sano
    What?
[17:55] Haruaki
    W-Well, you see...
    when I took attendance...
SIGN    Mikoto Sano
SIGN    Yakubyougami
SIGN    Address: Shimane Prefecture
    Izumo City,
    Takamagahara 4-chome
SIGN    <Notes>
SIGN    He caused a problem when he was in
    middle school, and was transferred from
    the gods' school and sent to a youkai
    middle school in the Chugoku and Shikoku
    regions. Overall, he keeps his spirit
    power under control. Caution
    necessary.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 291 0 291 50 0 75
[18:00] Haruaki
    there happened to be
    a bookmark on that page.
[18:04] Haruaki
    I figured all of the teachers knew.
[18:07] Sano
    Seriously...
[18:08] Haruaki
    Huh?
[18:10] Sano
    That's literally toward the very beginning!
[18:13] Sano
    Why did you act like you didn't
    know this whole time, huh?!
[18:15] Haruaki
    Bcause I thought you were like the Ogata twins
[18:18] Haruaki
    and used to be a god and
    you turned into a youkai!
[18:22] Haruaki
    But you weren't in the Youkai Dictionary...
[18:25] Haruaki
    Plus, my power to exorcise demons
    managed to get Ogata-kun
[18:27] Haruaki
    and the others to pass out,
    but it didn't really affect you.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[18:32] Haruaki
    Oh, I see... I guess Sano-kun's still a god.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[18:35] Haruaki
    I realized it, but it seemed like a touchy
    subject, so I just ignored it until today!
[18:44] Haruaki
    Then there was Momoyama's perfume
    that had youkai pheromones...
[18:47] Haruaki
    You actually have a nose,
    and it didn't work on you!
[18:49] Haruaki
    Of course I'd get a clue!
[18:51] Sano
    Shut up! Seriously, what
    the hell is with you?
[18:53] Sano
    Now my super serious confession
    is super embarrassing.
[18:57] Haruaki
    I mean, it doesn't matter
    if you're a youkai or a god!
[19:03] Haruaki
    You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
[19:05] Haruaki
    Even if you're a youkai, you're still
    a student at the youkai high school.
[19:08] Haruaki
    You're number 13 in Class
    2-3! Mikoto Sano-kun!
[19:17] Haruaki
    Besides, I may be human, but I'm
    more youkai-like than most youkai.
[19:24] Sano
    Ugh, what the hell?
[19:30] Sano
    Seriously, what the hell?
[19:33] Sano
    Man... Being around you makes me realize
[19:36] Sano
    how stupid it is to be concerned
    about certain things.
[19:39] Sano
    Yeah, I'm a god.
[19:42] Sano
    Worship me.
[19:43] Haruaki
    Wow, now you're getting arrogant.
[19:46] Sano
    Seriously, I should've been arrogant earlier.
[19:50] Haruaki
    Oh? Are you feeling better, Sano-kun?
[19:53] Sano
    Shut up.
[19:55] Yanagida
    Er, wait...
[19:56] Yanagida
    Have they totally forgotten about me?
[20:01] Sano
    Oh, but don't tell anyone in the class yet.
SIGN    Private
[20:04] Yanagida
    I'm right here, though.
[20:05] Haruaki
    I won't! I mean, you've
    been keeping my secret, too.
[20:09] Haruaki
    We're even now.
[20:11] Yanagida
    Now they're talking about Seimei-sensei's
    secret that I know nothing of!
[20:16] Yanagida
    Okay... I'm just gonna ask them.
[20:19] Yanagida
    Excuse me...
[20:20] Haruaki
    I won't ask you why you
    came to a youkai school.
[20:26] Haruaki
    But if you ever want to tell
    me, I'll be ready to listen.
[20:31] Sano
    Yeah.
[20:33] Yanagida
    It's no use... I definitely can't butt in...
[20:36] Yanagida
    Come on, stop that. I can't
    deal with serious stuff!
[20:41] Yanagida
    There's only one thing that
    can shatter this mood.
SIGN    Rocket Firework
SIGN    Bom-ba-ye
[20:45] Yanagida
    That's right! As long as I'm around,
    no serious mood allowed...
SIGN    Rocket Firework
SIGN    Bom-ba-ye
[20:51] Yanagida
    Ever!
[20:54] Sano; Haruaki
    Huh?
[21:01] Mamekichi
    Wow! Huge fireworks!
[21:05] Mamekichi
    Was there a fireworks show planned today?
[21:22] Haruaki
    And so, Yanagida-kun's fireworks
[21:26] Haruaki
    added color to the summer
    night sky all across Japan.
SIGN    9/1
[21:32] Haruaki
    As soon as the new term began...
[21:36] Hatanaka
    You wanted to see what kind of reaction
[21:39] Hatanaka
    your teachers would have if
    you didn't do your homework?
[21:43] Hijita
    Yeah.
[21:44] Hijita
    In order to do your free research project,
[21:47] Hijita
    I had no choice but to not do my homework.
[21:51] Hatanaka
    I see. In that case...
[21:54] Hatanaka
    Let me carve the reaction you wanted...
[21:56] Hatanaka
    into your body.
[22:00] Haruaki
    And so, Hyakki Academy's faculty room was
    brilliantly colored by Hijita-kun's blood splatter.