20 - The Night Parade Cultural Festival

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[00:01] Haruaki
    The cultural festival at Hyakki
    Academy is about to begin!
SIGN    Photo
    Studio
SIGN    Candy
    Store
SIGN    Spica
SIGN    Box Office
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Basketball
    Team
SIGN    Eating Contest
[00:05] Haruaki
    With everyone busy preparing for
    tomorrow's Night Parade Cultural Festival,
[00:09] Haruaki
    the whole school is in party mode this week!
[00:12] Haruaki
    Today, we're in the home stretch!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[01:45] Haruaki
    I bought some late-night snacks!
[01:47] Haruaki
    Wait, are you guys okay?
[01:49] Marshmallow
    Is Class 3 doin' a haunted house?
    The guys playing the corpses are really good.
SIGN    Episode 20
    "The Night Parade
    Cultural Festival"
[01:53] Haruaki
    Uh, there really are corpses everywhere!
[01:57] Haruaki
    Are you guys okay?
[01:58] Nyuudou
    No, we're not.
[02:00] Nyuudou
    We've been preparing every day
    this week. How are you okay?
[02:04] Haruaki's Brain
    Adrenalin-lin!
[02:06] Haruaki
    Maybe my brain's just too
    worked up with excitement!
[02:09] Nyuudou
    Bet he's the type that can't sleep
    the night before a field trip.
[02:12] Utagawa
    Then we'll just have to get him
    to work even harder for us.
[02:15] Nyuudou
    Yeah. Okay, help us
    make the wallpaper here.
[02:19] Haruaki
    Okay!
[02:21] Haruaki
    Thank goodness.
[02:22] Haruaki
    Even after everything, Nyuudou-kun and
    Utagawa-san are the same as usual.
SIGN    A Few Days Ago
[02:27] Nyuudou
    I see.
[02:29] Nyuudou
    So you're the descendant of the
    great onmyouji Abe no Seimei,
[02:33] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    and you inherited the power
    to exorcise youkai.
[02:36] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    You've been hired by the principal to
    learn how to properly use those powers.
[02:40] (Flashback) Haruaki
    That's pretty much it.
[02:44] (Flashback) Utagawa
    Nothing like the rumors at all, then.
[02:46] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Rumors?
SIGN    Dad
[02:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    We heard that the principal
    owed your parents money,
[02:49] Haruaki
    I got a giant booger!
[02:51] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    so he couldn't say no when it came
    to hiring their failure of a son.
[02:54] (Flashback) Utagawa
    And that you were a new
    type of uniform youkai
[02:57] (Flashback) Utagawa
    that the principal hired because he
    was just so intrigued at your rarity.
[03:01] (Flashback) Haruaki
    What do you all actually think of me?
[03:04] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    But why'd you keep this a secret?
[03:07] (Flashback) Haruaki
    W-Well...
[03:09] (Flashback) Sano
    You guys would all be scared
    if you knew he had that power.
[03:13] (Flashback) Sano
    If the students he became close
    to were to push him away...
[03:18] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    Well... Yeah, that would be rough.
[03:21] (Flashback) Haruaki
    I can't blame you guys for being scared.
[03:24] (Flashback) Haruaki
    It's like being next to
    someone holding a time bomb.
[03:28] (Flashback) Utagawa
    But we would've died back there with
    the kasha if it wasn't for you, Sensei.
[03:34] (Flashback) Utagawa
    Maybe that's exactly why the
    principal brought you here.
[03:37] (Flashback) Utagawa
    To help us during those times.
[03:38] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    For example, Seimei...
[03:40] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    What do you think when you see my face?
[03:43] (Flashback) Haruaki
    I-I think you're a handsome guy.
[03:45] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    Huh? Th-Thanks... Wait, no!
[03:48] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    Before you came to this school,
    if you happened to pass by me at night,
[03:52] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    you would've run away, right?
[03:53] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    At the least, if we knew about your powers
    the day you became our teacher,
[03:56] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    we'd probably all be on guard.
[03:59] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    But we've been watching you do
    the best you can as our teacher.
[04:05] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    In other words, you're amazing.
[04:09] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    So let's stop the bootlicking.
[04:12] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    That was sorta cheesy, huh?
[04:15] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    With these looks, I guess I can't help myself.
[04:19] (Flashback) Haruaki
    You're so cool!
[04:21] (Flashback) Nyuudou
    R-Really?
[04:23] Renjou
    Everyone, your outfits
    for tomorrow are ready.
[04:25] Renjou
    Could you try them on... Oh?
[04:28] Renjou
    Are you the only ones here?
[04:29] Nyuudou
    The people in clubs have
    their club projects, too,
[04:32] Nyuudou
    so that's where they are now.
[04:34] Renjou
    Well, that just won't do.
[04:36] Mandragora
    Yay!
[04:37] Haruaki
    So, yeah...
[04:39] Haruaki
    We got asked to get the ones in clubs
    because we have nothing better to do.
[04:42] Sano
    You're the only one with nothing better to do.
[04:44] Sano
    I'm just tagging along so you don't get lost.
SIGN    Spica
SIGN    Small Theater
SIGN    Spica
SIGN    Candy
    Store
SIGN    Table Tennis
    Club
SIGN    Candy
    Store
SIGN    Photo Studio
SIGN    Tons of
    photo spots!
[04:48] Haruaki
    Wow, it doesn't even look
    like the gym anymore!
SIGN    Minigames
[04:52] Toubyou
    Hey, what's up? Come to check up on us?
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
SIGN    Minigames
[04:55] Haruaki
    What's the basketball team going to do?
SIGN    Big Eater
SIGN    Eating Contest
SIGN    Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN    Seeking only
    the strong
SIGN    No time
    for the weak
[04:57] Toubyou
    We're doing an eating contest
    against our captain.
[05:00] Haruaki
    Why is he the captain
    of the basketball team?
[05:03] Toubyou
    Oh, yeah. You should give this
    a shot tomorrow, Marshmallow.
SIGN    Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN    Big Eater
SIGN    Eating Contest
SIGN    Seeking only
    the strong
SIGN    No time
    for the weak
[05:07] Toubyou
    You'll make this a huge hit!
SIGN    Get a prize if you beat our captain
SIGN    Get a prize if you beat our captain
[05:08] Toubyou
    Captain, this mandragora's a big eater, too!
SIGN    Get a prize if you beat our captain
[05:12] Captain
    Uh-huh...
[05:14] Captain
    Yeah, but... you're just a plant.
[05:19] Haruaki
    H-He just provoked Marshmallow!
[05:21] Marshmallow
    I know better than to fall for
    your silly provocations.
[05:26] Marshmallow
    You're nothing but a background character.
[05:29] Haruaki
    You're insanely pissed...
[05:33] Haruaki
    Oh, yeah. Toubyou-kun,
    blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
SIGN    Blah, blah,
    yadda, yadda
[05:38] Haruaki
    Could you go back to the
    classroom for a bit?
[05:40] Toubyou
    Got it! I'll be done in about ten minutes,
    so you guys can head back first.
[05:44] Mandragora
    Dunk!
[05:46] Haruaki
    Are there any other kids
    from our class in the gym?
[05:49] Sano
    I think someone from the drama club...
[05:51] Fuji
    Huh? What are you doing here?
[05:53] Haruaki
    Fuji-kun!
[05:54] Sano
    You're in a club?
[05:56] Fuji
    Nope. I'm just helping out the drama club.
SIGN    Drama Club
SIGN    Small Theater
SIGN    Spica
SIGN    Box Office
[05:59] Fuji
    They only have guys right now, so they didn't
    have enough people to do the women's roles.
SIGN    Womanly Desires Spiral
    in This Tale of Love and Hate
    A Youkai Hostess Club Tale
    The Butterfly and the Garden
[06:05] Fuji
    This is the movie that's going to play.
[06:07] Haruaki
    This movie is about... a hostess club?
[06:09] Sano
    But why when the club is just a bunch of guys?
[06:12] Fuji
    The plot...
SIGN    Three
SIGN    Two
SIGN    One
[06:18] Fuji
    is a love-hate story about
    a guy whose wife left him,
SIGN    Life-Going-Nowhere
    Protagonist
    President
[06:21] Fuji
    so he tries to get the hostess he
    fell for into the number one spot.
[06:24] Haruaki
    That's not a story that should be
    told at a high school festival!
SIGN    The Heroine Hostess
    Touya Fuji
[06:27] Fuji
    I know you're a great guy, President.
[06:29] Haruaki
    So you're the heroine, Fuji-kun?
[06:31] Fuji
    You'll see some other familiar faces, too.
[06:34] Miki
    You'll always be fifth-rate because
    you bother with guys like him.
SIGN    The Heroine's Rival
    No. 1 Hostess
    Rintarou Miki
[06:37] Zashiki
    You don't need to worry about
    a pathetic woman like her.
SIGN    Waiter
    Beniko Zashiki
[06:41] Haruaki
    If you didn't have enough girls,
    why did you have the girls play guy roles?
[06:46] Fuji
    So, yeah. Come see us tomorrow.
[06:49] Sano
    Nah, I'm good.
[06:50] Ageha
    Abe-sensei!
[06:53] Haruaki
    Oh, the TV crew from that one time!
[06:55] Ageha
    Hey! It's been a while!
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
[06:57] Ageha
    We're going to be doing a feature on
    the Hyakki Academy cultural festival!
[07:01] Ageha
    That's why we're here. See you later!
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Udon & Soba
[07:04] Haruaki
    Wow, a TV crew is actually here...
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
SIGN    Udon & Soba
SIGN    Diner
[07:07] Sano
    All right, the only other one
    in a club is... Yanagida.
[07:11] Sano
    I'm pretty sure Yanagida was making the
    world's biggest firework in the science club...
[07:16] Haruaki
    Let's just get Yanagida-kun later.
[07:17] Sano
    Yeah.
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Fire
[07:22] Utagawa
    Isn't this a bit short?
[07:24] Hijita
    You look super cute!
[07:26] Tamao
    Your groveling paid off, Hijita!
[07:28] Utagawa
    Beniko-chan will be here soon.
SIGN    Fight
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    Rage Gauge
SIGN    Rage Gauge
SIGN    Rage Gauge
SIGN    Rage Gauge
[07:30] Hijita
    Beniko in a Chinese dress will probably look
    like a character from a fighting game.
[07:38] Zashiki
    In that case, I'll be a hidden character, thanks.
[07:40] Nyuudou
    Hey, you look cute.
[07:42] Nyuudou
    Doesn't she look cute, Hijita?
[07:44] Hijita
    Yeah... N-Not bad...
[07:46] Zashiki
    And yet you're thinking,
[07:48] Zashiki
    "Huh? She's kinda hot.
    Even if she has no boobs."
[07:52] Zashiki
    Thanks.
[07:53] Hijita
    Could you not read exactly
    what's on my mind, please?
[07:56] Zashiki
    You're up next, boys.
[07:58] Mandragora
    Olé!
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Class 2-3
SIGN    Class 2-3
[08:00] Haruaki
    They're done changing!
[08:04] Utagawa
    You two look so cool!
[08:06] Hijita
    Yeah, those two look cool, but...
[08:10] Hijita
    Why didn't you even try with our outfits?
[08:12] Utagawa
    Sorry, our budget ran out.
[08:15] Yanagida
    Hey, did you call?
[08:17] Sano
    Gah! Yanagida!
[08:18] Yanagida
    I heard you were looking for me, Sensei.
[08:21] Haruaki
    Yanagida-kun... What do
    you have in your hands?
[08:23] Yanagida
    Oh, it's the stuff to make
    the world's biggest firework,
[08:26] Yanagida
    but I'm still in the process
    of mixing everything.
[08:29] Sano
    Don't!
[08:35] Announcement
    It is now the next day.
[08:36] Announcement
    Any students still on campus need to turn
    in a permission form to sleep over.
[08:43] Shikajima
    What? You're still here, Class 3?
[08:46] Tamao
    Oh, hey. You guys finished at Class 2?
[08:49] Shikajima
    Uh... More importantly...
[08:52] Shikajima
    What are you guys even doing for the festival?
[08:57] Tamao
    I'd like to know myself.
[08:59] Hijita
    I have a great idea!
SIGN    Class 2-3's Presentation
    A Modern Art Exhibit
    Theme: "Explosions and Rebirth"
SIGN    Class 2-3
[09:03] Hijita
    How 'bout that?
[09:04] All
    Yeah, right!
[09:06] Tamao
    Even if the outfits and props are
    done, if our stage looks like this...
[09:11] Haruaki
    Stage...
[09:13] Haruaki
    That's it!
SIGN    Welcome to the
SIGN    Empire of Dreams
[09:16] Ageha
    I hear Class 2-4 built an amusement park.
[09:20] Nezumi-sensei
    We call it The Empire of Dreams: Mousey Land.
[09:23] Nezumi-sensei
    We kinda pushed it a bit...
[09:24] Haruaki
    Ageha-san!
[09:26] Ageha
    What's the matter, Abe-sensei?
[09:28] Nezumi-sensei
    Hey! Don't interrupt my squeakin' interview!
[09:31] Haruaki
    I have a favor to ask.
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Reporting Live from
    Hyakki Academy's
    Night Parade Cultural Festival!!
SIGN    Reporter: Nakano
[09:44] Nakano
    I am currently at Hyakki
    Academy's cultural festival.
[09:48] Nakano
    Today and tomorrow, many youkai
    from all over the country
[09:53] Nakano
    will be coming to Hyakki Academy Island to
    enjoy the Night Parade Cultural Festival!
[09:59] Nakano
    Now, let's catch someone for an interview.
[10:02] Nakano
    Oh, excuse me, sir.
[10:04] Karasuma
    Huh? Me?
SIGN    Candied Apples
SIGN    Specialty Grilled Squid
[10:06] Nakano
    What are you looking forward
    to the most today?
[10:09] Karasuma
    Let's see...
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
    Night Parade Cultural Festival
[10:11] Karasuma
    Probably eating all the free food I can
[10:14] Karasuma
    using these tickets I worked
    so hard on forging yesterday.
[10:20] Principal
    Oh, really? I'll be taking those tickets.
[10:23] Mandragora
    Zoom!
[10:25] Karasuma
    Oh, come on! You can cut me some slack
    during the cultural festival, at least!
[10:28] Principal
    So, uh... what name are
    you going by currently?
[10:32] Karasuma
    I'm currently Ranmaru Karasuma.
[10:35] Principal
    In that case, Ranmaru-san...
[10:37] Principal
    I'm on my way to observe Haruaki-kun's class.
[10:40] Principal
    Would you like to tag along?
[10:42] Karasuma
    Well, well... It's rare for you to
    invite me out on a date, Acchan.
SIGN    Human Labyrinth
[10:48] Karasuma
    A human labyrinth?
[10:50] Principal
    All I know about it is that it's
    some kind of escape room.
[10:53] Principal
    Haruaki-kun suddenly asked me yesterday
[10:55] Principal
    to connect the classroom
    with a certain place.
[10:58] Karasuma
    So once we go past these doors,
    it leads to somewhere else?
SIGN    Pricing
SIGN    Entrance
SIGN    Entrance
[11:04] Hijita
    Ooh! Welcome, sir!
[11:07] Hijita
    If you don't have a ticket,
    it's 300 yen each or 500 yen for two buddies.
SIGN    Box Office
[11:11] Hijita
    As for couples...
[11:12] Karasuma
    There's even a couple's discount?
[11:15] Hijita
    Nah. Couples have to pay 1,000 yen per person.
[11:18] Hijita
    If you were previously in
    a relationship, 700 yen.
[11:21] Hijita
    If you're the ace of a sports team, 600 yen.
[11:23] Hijita
    If you're a hot guy, 2,000 yen.
[11:24] Hijita
    If you're not a virgin, 5,000 yen.
[11:26] Karasuma
    Those sure are some hate-filled prices.
[11:30] Hijita
    Well? You're both pretty old.
    I'm sure you have plenty of experience.
[11:34] Principal
    Oh, there's my ticket. Let us in, please.
SIGN    Did you think that ticket was real?
    I stayed up late making those
    They're fake, you moron
    Forged tickets
    They're seriously fake?
    They're pretty well made.
    Wow
    Forged Tickets
SIGN    No
    Trespassing
[11:41] Principal
    This is quite the set.
[11:44] Hijita
    At first, we had a cardboard
    maze, but that got destroyed.
[11:47] Ageha
    Blah, blah, yadda, yadda.
[11:48] Hijita
    Seimei asked a buddy of his who works at
    a TV station to help us borrow a TV studio.
[11:49] Ageha
    OMG, thank you so much!
[11:53] Hijita
    Oh, yeah! Before you go in...
[12:00] Principal
    Huh?
[12:01] Hijita
    The purpose of this maze is
    not to escape it, but rather,
[12:04] Hijita
    you must find the key to
    unlock your handcuffs.
[12:06] Principal
    What? Then I'd rather do this alone.
[12:10] Hijita
    If you want to do it alone,
    these are your restraints.
[12:13] Principal
    Ah, then pair it is.
SIGN    Entrance
SIGN    Entrance
[12:15] Hijita
    All right! Have a great time!
SIGN    Exit
[12:22] Principal
    Did you just hear a scream?
[12:25] Haruaki
    Welcome to the Human Labyrinth.
[12:27] Haruaki
    I am the manager here, Mysteryaki.
[12:30] Marshmallow
    I'm his assistant, Mysterymallow.
SIGN    Hyakki Academy
SIGN    Meat Roll Alley
SIGN    Take a photo
    with a cute uniform!
[12:32] Haruaki
    My students in this labyrinth will be
    playing either a youkai or a human.
[12:39] Haruaki
    The ones playing students have keys,
[12:42] Haruaki
    so if you find any, ask them if they are human.
[12:46] Haruaki
    But you can only ask them once.
[12:48] Haruaki
    If you're wrong, you fail.
[12:50] Marshmallow
    Also, if you don't find them
    within 30 minutes, you fail.
[12:54] Haruaki
    If you fail, as punishment,
[12:56] Haruaki
    you will have to enjoy the rest of the
    festival today wearing a cute uniform.
[13:01] Haruaki
    Also, you'll have to take a photo with me.
[13:05] Haruaki
    Also, there are people giving out hints,
    so getting a hint from them is one strategy.
[13:10] Haruaki
    Now, I will give you a hint myself for
    listening to my whole explanation.
[13:14] Haruaki
    I am a human, and Marshmallow is a youkai.
[13:17] Marshmallow
    Yup.
[13:18] Haruaki
    That is all. Do your best out there.
[13:21] Karasuma
    They put way more work
    into this than I thought.
[13:23] Principal
    A cute uniform? You can't be serious.
[13:26] Principal
    I have my pride as the principal.
[13:30] Momoyama
    And you're out of time.
[13:32] Toubyou
    You'll be punished with uniforms!
[13:34] Momoyama
    We'll let you be humiliated
    in front of the masses.
[13:39] Randos
    No! We don't want to end up like Class 3!
[13:42] Karasuma
    I'm probably the last person
    who should bring this up,
[13:42] Randos
    Just kill me now!
[13:45] Karasuma
    but what are you teaching your teachers?
[13:48] Principal
    A-Anyway, let's look for some hints.
[13:55] Principal
    And what are you two doing?
[13:58] Hatanaka
    We could ask you the same thing.
[14:00] Hatanaka
    Haruaki said he wanted us
    to come, so we came.
[14:03] Miki
    And he gave us free tickets.
[14:05] Principal
    Surprising, considering Haruaki-kun
    is stingy and could've easily gotten
[14:09] Principal
    a not-virgin fee of 5,000 yen from Izuna-kun...
[14:12] Karasuma
    Are you not a not-virgin?
[14:14] Miki
    Leave me be!
[14:16] Principal
    Just what is that fool plotting?
[14:20] Hatanaka
    More importantly, we
    don't have time for this.
[14:23] Miki
    That's right! We're going
    to fail in ten minutes!
[14:25] Mamekichi
    Hints!
[14:27] Mamekichi
    I've got hints for you guys! Get your hints!
[14:29] Tamao
    Hints, hints, hints!
[14:30] Miki
    Hey, hint guys! Give us a hint!
[14:32] Mamekichi
    Only if you correctly answer this question.
SIGN    Fish
[14:35] Hatanaka
    You're not gonna tell us for free?!
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
[14:37] Mamekichi
    Here's your question!
SIGN    Language | Class 2-3 Akisame
[14:39] Mamekichi
    Here is a test answer sheet from an
    idiot I know who always scores 0%.
[14:44] Hatanaka
    You also always get 0%.
[14:46] Mamekichi
    But he happened to miraculously
    score a five on this test!
SIGN    Question 3
SIGN    Language
SIGN    Question 1
SIGN    Question 2
SIGN    Class 2-3 Akisame
SIGN    4
SIGN    5
SIGN    3
SIGN    2
SIGN    1
SIGN    Kanpamella
SIGN    Jovanya
SIGN    Question 3
SIGN    Question 3
[14:50] Mamekichi
    Within a minute, guess the name of the novel
[14:52] Mamekichi
    the test was about from
    the answers on this sheet.
[14:55] Hatanaka
    How the hell should we know?!
[14:57] Miki
    Wait... The answers for these questions...
[14:59] Miki
    They're probably kanji vocab
    questions from a reading passage.
[15:03] Miki
    Only idiots know how other idiots think.
[15:05] Miki
    Hatanaka-kun, can you figure
    out Akisame-kun's answers?
SIGN    Star-looking pole
SIGN    Drain
SIGN    Question 5
SIGN    Hattori
SIGN    Ruttori
SIGN    Cube sugar
SIGN    Some smart jerk named Osamu with Miya and
    Shaku in
    his name
[15:10] Hatanaka
    Let's see...
[15:11] Hatanaka
    Star-looking pole... Oh, a telescope.
SIGN    Telescope
[15:14] Hatanaka
    "Drain" is probably "train" miswritten.
SIGN    Train
[15:16] Hatanaka
    Some smart jerk named Osamu with
    Miya and Shaku in his name...
[15:19] Hatanaka
    Jerk? Smart? Osamu?
SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa
[15:24] Miki
    He must mean Kenji Miyazawa!
[15:26] Miki
    I see. I'm not sure how he basically
    misread every single kanji in his name,
SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa
SIGN    Some smart jerk named
    Osamu with Miya and
    Shaku in his name
SIGN    Kenji Miyazawa
[15:31] Miki
    but great job, Hatanaka!
[15:33] Miki
    The answer is A Night on the Galactic
    Railroad by Kenji Miyazawa.
SIGN    A Night on the Galactic Railroad
    by Kenji Miyazawa
SIGN    Correct
[15:38] Mamekichi
    Correct!
[15:40] Mamekichi
    Okay, here's your hint.
    Why are we all hiding our faces?
[15:45] Hatanaka
    There's an actual reason other than
    it's just for this whole setup?
[15:49] Miki
    Oh! I see! I've got it!
[15:53] Hatanaka
    Oh, so that's how it is!
[15:56] Karasuma
    Really?!
[15:57] Hatanaka
    All right! He's up above,
    isn't he? Let's go, Rintarou!
[16:01] Miki
    Do your best, sir, so you don't
    end up in a cute uniform!
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
[16:07] Karasuma
    You're not gonna tell us the answer?!
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
SIGN    Hyakki
    Academy
[16:10] Principal
    Of course those two aren't
    going to be that considerate.
[16:14] Principal
    We will also answer a question.
[16:17] Hatanaka
    Look! There he is!
[16:20] Hatanaka
    Hey, you!
[16:26] Ogoso
    This was a fake floor
    created by my youkai magic.
[16:32] Hatanaka
    Damn it, what the hell?!
[16:36] Haruaki
    Hatanaka and Miki, your time is up!
[16:38] Hatanaka
    What?! No one said anything about traps!
[16:41] Hatanaka
    Ain't no way in hell I'm
    wearing a cute uniform!
[16:44] Hatanaka
    I'll cut this chain and ru—
[16:45] Haruaki
    Not happening!
[16:46] Miki
    What?!
[16:50] Marshmallow
    That cage has youkai-sealing talismans
    all over it so you can't escape!
[16:54] Marshmallow
    Give it up! Seimei-kun's super
    scary when uniforms are involved!
[16:58] Haruaki
    Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[17:01] Haruaki
    Why are you trying to run away?
[17:03] Haruaki
    We're about to take lots
    of pictures together!
[17:09] Relative 1
    That's my son's teacher...
[17:12] Relative 2
    Oh, dear. What's going on with the teachers?
[17:14] Hatanaka
    Er, we lost a game...
    Today's the cultural fair, after all.
[17:20] Female student
    Mikity, what happened?
[17:22] Female student
    You look so cute!
[17:24] Miki
    Er... Sorry I actually look good in this
     and you have to be embarrassed alone.
[17:29] Hatanaka
    Shut up!
SIGN    Human Labyrinth
[17:33] Haruaki
    Man... My collection's growing.
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
SIGN    I made this my
    home screen background
[17:35] Marshmallow
    You're insanely creepy
    when uniforms are involved.
[17:39] Haruaki
    It's not my only motive to get
    selfies with the cute uniforms!
[17:43] Marshmallow
    What? You're gonna do
    something even creepier?
[17:46] Haruaki
    That's... the principal!
[17:49] Haruaki
    The principal coming was a happy
    miscalculation I wasn't expecting!
[17:53] Haruaki
    I'm going to get them into uniforms and
    see my plan through no matter what.
[18:00] Tamao
    Here's your question!
[18:01] Tamao
    You probably don't know this, but our
    homeroom teacher is a huge weirdo!
[18:05] Principal
    I'm very aware.
[18:06] Tamao
    And this is a photo of said teacher
    getting yelled at by his students.
SIGN    He ate lunch early
    in class
SIGN    He passed notes in class
SIGN    He held a class on
    his shitty poem called
    "Me and My Sailor Uniform"
[18:12] Tamao
    What is the reason he's getting yelled at?
[18:14] Tamao
    One, he at lunch early during class.
[18:17] Tamao
    Two, he participated in passing
    notes to students during class.
[18:21] Tamao
    Three, he held a class on his shitty poem
    called "Me and My Sailor Uniform."
[18:25] Karasuma
    I have no idea!
[18:27] Principal
    I'm shocked that he's actually
    done at least one of these things.
[18:32] Karasuma
    Wait. He's holding a pen.
[18:34] Karasuma
    The answer is two!
[18:36] Principal
    There's a possibility it's three, isn't there?
[18:38] Karasuma
    He's in the middle of class,
    so if it was the poem,
[18:40] Karasuma
    wouldn't a teacher be holding
    chalk instead of a pen?
[18:43] Principal
    True...
[18:44] Karasuma
    So the answer is two!
    He passed around notes!
[18:47] Tamao
    You are correct!
[18:49] Tamao
    Okay, your hint is: Seimei is playing a human,
    and Marshmallow is playing a youkai.
[18:55] Karasuma
    We already heard that earlier!
[18:57] Principal
    No, it's just slightly different.
    They mentioned "playing."
[19:01] Karasuma
    Which means...
[19:03] Karasuma
    it doesn't matter that he's actually a human,
    but he's playing the role of a human?
[19:08] Karasuma
    Along with the hint that
    the two teachers got,
[19:11] Karasuma
    the one about everyone in this class
    wearing masks for some reason...
[19:15] Tamao
    Hey! You eavesdropped!
[19:17] Karasuma
    You should probably learn to whisper.
[19:20] Principal
    Masks and playing roles...
[19:22] Principal
    I see!
[19:23] Principal
    The masks are the roles they're playing!
[19:26] Principal
    Up until now, all the students
    were wearing oni or animal masks,
[19:29] Principal
    meaning they're not human.
[19:31] Principal
    But Haruaki-kun had a human mask on.
[19:34] Karasuma
    I see. And those two headed up,
[19:38] Karasuma
    so they must've found someone
    up there wearing a human mask.
[19:43] Principal
    There's no time. Let's hurry.
[19:46] Sano
    There's no one beating this game.
[19:50] Sano
    Miki and Hatanaka got close, but even
    I didn't know the floor would disappear.
[19:54] Nyuudou
    Seimei's pretty ruthless today.
[19:57] Karasuma
    Got him!
[19:59] Karasuma
    He's got a human mask on!
[20:02] Haruaki
    Not happening!
[20:04] Haruaki
    You two can fall, too!
[20:06] Karasuma and Principal
    Huh?
[20:12] Karasuma
    Uh... Did you forget
    that I'm a karasu tengu?
[20:15] Haruaki
    Crap! He's never done anything youkai-like,
    so I didn't consider that!
[20:20] Marshmallow
    They only have 30 seconds left, too.
[20:22] Karasuma
    And you're a human!
[20:24] Marshmallow
    Oh, no! I dropped a 10,000 yen bill!
[20:28] Karasuma
    A 10,000 yen bill?!
[20:29] Karasuma
    10,000! 10,000!
[20:31] Principal
    Hold it! We don't have time—
[20:33] Karasuma
    I don't care if I have to wear a
    uniform! I want that 10,000 yen!
SIGN    Café
    Mandragora
SIGN    Mandragora Cultural Festival
SIGN    Café Mandragora
    Coupon
SIGN    Mandra
SIGN    Location: Roof
SIGN    Cultural Fair Committee
[20:41] Karasuma
    That's not the bill I wanted!
[20:45] Marshmallow
    And you're out of time!
[20:47] Haruaki
    Way to go, Marshmallow!
    You're the smartest plant ever!
[20:50] Principal
    You jerk! How could you fall
    for that obvious ruse?!
[20:54] Karasuma
    Well, you looked back at it, too!
[20:56] Haruaki
    Okay, you two! It's uniform time!
[20:59] Karasuma
    Damn it! Haruaki-kun was
    just too powerful today.
[21:03] Haruaki
    Well, I have an important plan.
[21:06] Karasuma
    Plan?
[21:08] Haruaki
    This has always bothered me...
[21:11] Haruaki
    Why does society think that only girls
    in their teens can wear sailor uniforms?
[21:17] Haruaki
    Because of that, uniform
    lovers are called lolicons!
[21:21] Haruaki
    So while the TV crew is here,
[21:23] Haruaki
    I'm gonna have old guy teachers
    like you wear sailor uniforms, too,
[21:26] Haruaki
    and have the world realize...
[21:28] Black oni
    Even old guys look good in them!
[21:31] Haruaki
    ...just how amazing sailor uniforms are,
[21:34] Haruaki
    and be able to wear sailor uniforms
    like they were jeans,
[21:37] Haruaki
    regardless of age and gender
    or if they're human or youkai!
[21:41] Haruaki
    This is my World-Wide Sailor Uniform Plan!
[21:44] Karasuma
    What an epic plan...
[21:47] Principal
    Don't involve me in that crap.
[21:50] Marshmallow
    Okay, I'm taking the picture! Say, "Sailor!"
[21:53] Principal
    I've never been so humiliated in my life...
[21:57] Haruaki
    Lick, lick. You both look great!
[21:59] Karasuma
    Wait, you're not going to wear one?
[22:02] Karasuma
    After all this shouting
    about sailor uniforms?
[22:04] Haruaki
    What? But that'd be embarrassing!
[22:07] All
    What?!