3 - Panic! In Miki-sensei's Youkai Studies Class!!

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[00:03] Haruaki
    Observe your class?
[00:06] Haruaki
    Can I?!
[00:07] Miki
    Yes. Youkai studies covers youkai
    history and how we live.
[00:12] Miki
    We learn everything currently
    known about youkai.
[00:15] Miki
    Essentially, it's social studies with youkai.
[00:17] Miki
    I figured you'd end up an even better teacher
[00:20] Miki
    if you learned more about
    youkai in that class.
[00:23] Haruaki
    Even better... I'd love that!
    I want to be an even better teacher!
[00:29] Miki
    Then I'll go ahead and ask
    the principal about it.
[00:32] Miki
    I'll put in a good word for you.
[00:34] Haruaki
    Thank you very much!
[00:36] Miki
    Well, you've got a class to teach,
    don't ya? Get a move on.
[00:40] Haruaki
    Right!
[00:41] Hatanaka
    No running in the hallways!
[00:43] Haruaki
    Oh, right!
[00:45] Nezumi-sensei
    It's quite amazing.
[00:48] Nezumi-sensei
    I'm surprised you can both talk
    to Abe-sensei. You're not scared?
[00:53] Hatanaka
    Scared?
[00:54] Nezumi
    Well, considering what the
    principal told us... you know.
[00:58] Satou-sensei
    The last thing we want is him
    accidentally exorcising us.
[01:01] Miki
    You morons.
[01:04] Miki
    Him having such tremendous power...
[01:09] Miki
    is exactly why we want to tame him.
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    Class 2-3
[02:42] Miki
    So on that note...
SIGN    Episode 3
    "Panic! In Miki-sensei's
    Youkai Studies Class!!"
[02:44] Miki
    Your homeroom teacher, Abe-sensei,
    is gonna be observing the class today.
[02:48] Haruaki
    I-I've still got a lot to learn,
    so please be patient with me.
[02:52] Sano
    Miki and Seimei... I don't like this duo.
[02:55] Akisame
    I definitely don't want a repeat of
    what happened in our first year.
[02:59] Haruaki
    Everyone looks really anxious...
[03:02] Haruaki
    Is the youkai studies class that hard?
[03:04] Miki
    There might be topics humans aren't
    aware of, but it's not all that difficult.
[03:08] Miki
    Why don't you stand behind
    everyone, Abe-sensei?
[03:11] Haruaki
    Sure.
[03:12] Miki
    And the rest of you can hand in the
    homework I gave you last week.
[03:15] Both
    Huh?!
[03:17] Mujina
    Hey, Nyuudou. Did we even have any homework?
[03:19] Nyuudou
    Hey, Sensei! Mujina said
    he forgot his homework!
[03:22] Mujina
    Don't go ratting me out like that, you jerk!
[03:25] Miki
    Then we'll just have you
    stay after school to do it.
[03:29] Mujina
    This is all your fault!
[03:30] Nyuudou
    It's your own fault for forgetting.
[03:34] Hijita
    You foolish afro. Why would
    you go admitting that now?
[03:38] Hijita
    This is what you're supposed to
    do in situations like this...
[03:41] Hijita
    Sir! Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir!
[03:43] Hijita
    Sensei! I did my homework,
    but I forgot to bring it.
[03:47] Miki
    In that case, head over
    to your dorm and get it.
[03:49] Miki
    The round trip should take
    about fifteen minutes.
[03:53] Miki
    Let's get class started, then.
[03:56] Hijita
    Wait, what?
[03:57] Small Old Man
    There's no turning back for Hijita-kun now!
[04:00] Miki
    All right. We'll begin on
    page 18 of your textbooks,
[04:03] Miki
    "The Types of Youkai and Their
    Changes in Modern Times."
[04:07] Haruaki
    Wow! Miki-sensei's amazing!
[04:10] Haruaki
    He's so resolute!
[04:11] Haruaki
    The best I can do is cry and
    beg them to do something.
[04:15] (Flashback) Haruaki
    Akisame-kun! Please do
    your homework tomorrow!
[04:19] Akisame
    Fine! I'll do it, okay?! Just let
    go of me! Everyone's staring!
SIGN    Humanoid Youkai
SIGN    Fire
SIGN    Animal Youkai
[04:24] Miki
    You can broadly categorize youkai like so.
SIGN    Humanoid Youkai
SIGN    Fire
SIGN    Animal Youkai
[04:28] Miki
    Though nowadays, most youkai
    disguise themselves as humans
SIGN    Humanoid Youkai
SIGN    Fire
SIGN    Animal Youkai
SIGN    Humanoid Youkai
SIGN    Fire
SIGN    Animal Youkai
SIGN    Inorganic Youkai
[04:32] Miki
    to make it easier to live in
    the advancing human society.
[04:35] Haruaki
    Oh, I see!
[04:37] Haruaki
    There are all sorts of youkai out there!
[04:40] Haruaki
    Wait...
[04:41] Haruaki
    I wonder which kind Sano-kun is.
[04:45] Haruaki
    He'd be so cute if he turned into
    a little animal like Maizuka-kun.
[04:52] Sano
    Don't stare at me from behind. It's annoying.
SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN    Action Type
[04:55] Miki
    Among the ones who can use youkai magic,
[04:58] Miki
    there's the action type that
    do specific movements,
SIGN    Will Type
SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic
[05:01] Miki
    the ones who look like they
    can use youkai magic but can't,
SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN    Will Type
SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN    Will Type
[05:05] Miki
    and the ones that are hardest
    to deal with: the will type.
SIGN    Can't Use Youkai Magic
SIGN    Will Type
[05:09] Miki
    They use their youkai magic
    with a single thought.
[05:13] Haruaki
    Excuse me, sir! I have a question!
[05:15] Haruaki
    Why are they the hardest to deal with?
[05:17] Miki
    Because, unlike your actions,
[05:18] Miki
    you can't always control your own heart.
[05:22] Miki
    Getting pissed off and
    causing a huge issue
[05:26] Miki
    with their youkai magic unexpectedly
    isn't that uncommon.
[05:31] Miki
    I'm an action type, just like
    Maizuka-kun and the others.
[05:34] Miki
    Drinking sake gives me spirit
    energy to use youkai magic.
[05:37] Miki
    Why don't I show you how
    it's done real quick?
SIGN    Fire
[05:40] Yanagida
    N-No, that's okay!
[05:42] Odawara
    R-Remember? We saw last year!
[05:44] Haruaki
    Really? I'd love to see!
[05:49] Muujina
    Shut up!
[05:49] Akisame
    I'll rip off that dumb cowlick of yours!
[05:51] Yanagida
    Don't make us hang you!
[05:53] Miki
    Now, now, it'll just be a little bit.
[06:01] Miki
    Just like this, the sake becomes
    the source of my spirit energy,
[06:04] Miki
    and I end up with otherworldly strength,
    just like an oni should have.
[06:08] Miki
    For example...
[06:14] Miki
    You hear me, you little shits?!
SIGN    Hijita
     Nyuudou
[06:17] Small Old Man
    Meanwhile, Hiji-tan was...
[06:19] Hijita
    All right! I found the homework printout!
[06:22] Hijita
    And of course, I didn't actually do it!
[06:25] Hijita
    I just need to finish it, no matter what!
[06:27] Small Old Man
    ...carrying out a lonesome battle
    all alone without anyone knowing.
SIGN    Class 2-3
[06:34] Sano
    Miki's a real awful drunk,
[06:36] Sano
    even though he can't use
    youkai magic without sake.
[06:39] Haruaki
    What? Really?
[06:40] Sano
    Last year, he spent half a day destroying
    half the school until he sobered up.
[06:46] Haruaki
    I'm surprised he hasn't been fired.
[06:50] Akisame
    I had a feeling this would happen ever
    since you came to observe the class!
[06:54] Miki
    Shut your traps! We're in the middle of class!
[06:56] Miki
    Quiet down, you little jerks!
[07:02] Nyuudou
    I'm gonna go get another teacher!
[07:04] Miki
    Hey, Nyuudou! Where d'ya think you're goin'?
[07:06] Miki
    Class is still in session.
[07:08] Miki
    You ain't allowed to boycott class!
[07:13] Fujihira
    An orange juice bomb!
[07:15] Odawara
    Is this grade school bullying?!
[07:16] Beniko
    More importantly, why did he
    bring cucumbers and oranges?
[07:20] Small Old Man
    Mujina-kun feels like Nyuudou-kun
    got what he deserves.
[07:23] Miki
    Oh, that's right. While we're at it,
    you should show us, too, Abe-sensei.
[07:28] Haruaki
    Sh-Show you what? My pay stub?
[07:30] Miki
    You moron!
[07:31] Miki
    Don't play dumb with me!
[07:33] Miki
    I know who you are!
[07:35] Miki
    When you deal with youkai, you—
[07:41] Sano
    Seimei! Do the thing!
[07:42] Haruaki
    What thing?!
[07:44] Sano
    You have the power to exorcise demons!
[07:47] Sano
    Use that!
[07:49] Haruaki
    Wait, really? I'm that amazing?
[07:52] Sano
    You didn't even realize it?
[07:54] Haruaki
    I mean, my family does run a shrine...
[07:56] Haruaki
    But all I ever did was sell
    talismans at the shrine office.
[07:59] Sano
    Just shut up and give it a try!
[08:01] Sano
    Miki gets his spirit energy from sake.
[08:04] Sano
    So if you use your exorcism powers
    to cleanse Miki's spirit energy,
[08:07] Sano
    it should...
[08:08] Haruaki
    I see!
[08:09] Haruaki
    I'm still not entirely sure if
    I have powers like that, but...
[08:13] Haruaki
    Okay, I'll give it a try.
[08:15] Haruaki
    Prepare yourself! This is for
    Akisame-kun and Nyuudou-kun!
[08:18] Both
    Don't just randomly kill us off!
[08:21] Hatanaka
    What's that ruckus...
[08:27] Hatanaka
    Gah! Rintarou!
[08:29] Hatanaka
    Damn it! Did you drink again?!
[08:31] Miki
    Come on, now. Stop teasin' me and show me!
[08:35] Haruaki
    Eek! You sound like some pervy old guy!
[08:37] Hatanaka
    Hey! Rintarou! You idiot!
[08:40] Haruaki
    W-Wait! Wait, wait!
[08:41] Hatanaka
    Hey, stop that!
[08:44] Hatanaka
    Hey! Are you listening to me, Rintarou?!
[08:46] Haruaki
    I'm gonna fall!
[08:47] Hatanaka
    Stop!
[08:48] Haruaki
    Wh-What the heck?!
[08:49] Haruaki
    I don't have any exorcism powers at all!
[08:52] Haruaki
    I knew I didn't have any powers like that!
[08:55] Sano
    It's do or die!
[08:57] Sano
    Seimei!
[08:58] Sano
    Zashiki says she'll take off the pants
    under her uniform if you do it!
[09:02] Haruaki
    What?!
[09:03] Beniko
    What the hell are you
    saying at a time like this?!
[09:06] Haruaki
    That's right! He's right!
[09:08] Haruaki
    Until I see Zashiki-san wearing her
    uniform without pants underneath...
[09:12] Haruaki
    There's no way I can die!
[09:14] Haruaki
    ...no way I can die!
[09:15] Haruaki
    ...no way I can die!
[09:16] Haruaki
    ...no way I can die!
[09:17] Haruaki
    ...no way I can...
[09:21] Principal
    Now, this is quite a show.
SIGN    Class 2-3
[09:26] Hijita
    See?! I told you I did my homework!
[09:29] Hijita
    Er... Did something happen?
[09:31] Small Old Man
    And so, with Haruaki's exorcism powers,
[09:34] Small Old Man
    he was able to safely stop
    Rintarou Miki's outburst.
[09:40] Sano
    I never thought you'd exorcise all
    the spirit energy in the school.
[09:43] Haruaki
    Yeah, that was pretty shocking.
[09:45] Sano
    Take this seriously.
[09:47] Haruaki
    Oh, but Sano-kun...
[09:50] Haruaki
    I'd like you to keep my powers
    and family a secret from the class.
[09:56] Sano
    Huh? Why?
[09:58] Haruaki
    I mean... everyone would be afraid of me
    if they knew I had that kind of power.
[10:05] Haruaki
    I just want to enjoy a great
    school life with everyone.
[10:10] Haruaki
    And enjoy a lovely youth—
[10:12] Marshmallow
    Hey, you jerk! I didn't get
    enough water over here!
[10:15] Mandragora 1
    Hey, numbnuts! Take better care of us!
[10:17] Noriko
    Don't underestimate us!
[10:20] Haruaki
    Wah! Right when I was trying
    to say something profound!
[10:25] Haruaki
    Come on! Stop that!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
SIGN    A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
[10:35] Hijita
    Come on, Nyuudou! Please!
[10:37] Hijita
    Show me your notes!
[10:40] Hijita
    Otherwise, I'm gonna be
    screwed on my midterms!
[10:42] Hijita
    I won't ask for anything again!
[10:43] Nyuudou
    You're too damn loud this
    early in the morning, Hijita.
[10:46] Nyuudou
    I've heard your "I won't ask for anything
    again!" at least a hundred times.
[10:49] Nyuudou
    Go die a hundred times and try again.
[10:51] Hijita
    Please! Just this once!
[10:53] Hijita
    I'll lick your shoes or even
    the soles of your feet!
[10:56] Nyuudou
    Only someone like Sano
    would like that, you moron.
[10:58] Hijita
    Please! I beg of you, Nyuudou-sama! Please!
[11:03] Nyuudou
    Ugh! Okay, fine!
[11:05] Nyuudou
    But if you keep being this stupid,
[11:07] Nyuudou
    you're gonna end up like a certain
    stupid homeroom teacher—
[11:10] Haruaki
    Who exactly...
[11:11] Haruaki
    are you talking about? Hmm?
[11:16] Haruaki
    You don't have to get that scared.
[11:18] Hijita
    Don't show up like some horror movie
    scene so early in the morning!
[11:22] Nyuudou
    What're you doing out here, anyway?
[11:25] Haruaki
    Huh? What am I doing?
SIGN    Student Disciplinary
    Committee
[11:26] Haruaki
    This.
[11:27] Both
    The disciplinary committee?!
[11:29] Haruaki
    Yeah. You know how I observed
    Miki-sensei's class the other day?
[11:33] Haruaki
    Today, I'm helping Hatanaka-sensei as a
    part of the student disciplinary committee
[11:37] Haruaki
    so I can become a better teacher and improve
    my communication with the students.
[11:41] Haruaki
    But I'm not sure just how
    to discipline all of you.
[11:48] Nyuudou
    Here's someone you can practice on right now.
[11:51] Haruaki
    Oh, Sano-kun.
[11:52] Nyuudou
    Yup. He's clearly breaking the
    school rules with his hair.
[11:55] Haruaki
    What?! That's not Sano-kun's
    natural hair color?
[11:59] Haruaki
    Hey, you delinquent!
[12:00] Haruaki
    I'm gonna discipline you! Prepare yourself!
[12:06] Sano
    So what the hell are you doing?
[12:08] Haruaki
    It's true! His roots are slightly black!
[12:12] Nyuudou
    He's trying to discipline
    students on their way to school.
[12:14] Sano
    Oh, I see.
[12:16] Sano
    That's why he was talking about my hair.
[12:18] Sano
    But I ain't gonna change it.
[12:20] Haruaki
    Huh? Really?
[12:22] Sano
    It doesn't look good?
[12:23] Haruaki
    No! It looks great!
[12:25] Sano
    Then it's fine, right?
[12:26] Haruaki
    True!
[12:27] Haruaki
    I see. I guess it's okay
    if it looks good on you.
[12:30] Haruaki
    Okay, no problem here.
[12:32] Hatanaka
    Of course it's a problem, you moron!
[12:36] Hatanaka
    Seriously, just how bad
    are you at disciplining?
[12:39] Haruaki
    Hatanaka-sensei! I'm sowwy!
[12:42] Both
    It grew back!
[12:43] Beniko
    Hey, what are you yelling
    about so early in the morning?
[12:47] Mamekichi
    Oh? You're up early, Beniko-chan.
[12:50] Beniko
    I stayed up all night gaming
    and then came straight to school.
[12:53] Beniko
    I swear, defeating that horde
    of creatures was the worst.
[12:57] Haruaki
    Zashiki-san!
[12:59] Haruaki
    Wearing pants under your uniform is—
[13:03] Beniko
    Ugh! I guess there was
    still one creature left!
[13:07] Nyuudou
    Zashiki. You're not exactly wrong,
    but that's our homeroom teacher.
[13:11] Beniko
    Seriously?!
[13:12] Haruaki
    I'm not letting you get away
    with those pants today!
[13:15] Haruaki
    I'm gonna rip them off you!
[13:17] Yamazaki
    Oh, really?
[13:18] Haruaki
    Huh?
[13:20] Yamazaki
    Why don't we have a nice,
    long chat back at the station?
[13:21] Haruaki
    No, wait! You've got the wrong idea! Really!
[13:26] Hijita
    Did you bring it?
[13:28] Beniko
    But of course.
[13:29] Hijita
    I'm excited to play the new one—
[13:31] Hatanaka
    And... I'll be taking these!
[13:38] Miki
    The questions for the midterms are ready!
[13:40] Miki
    I pulled two all-nighters
    making them! Praise me!
[13:43] Hatanaka
    Like hell I will! The other teachers
    finished making theirs a week ago!
[13:48] Hatanaka
    All right. I've gotta lock
    these up in the safe, too.
[13:51] Hijita
    Damn it, Hatanaka... I can't believe
    he already took those from us.
[13:55] Beniko
    I mean, if we look like we feel bad,
    I'm sure we'll get them back quick.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[14:00] Haruaki
    What? You're putting them in the safe?
[14:06] Haruaki
    This is that serious?
[14:09] Hijita
    Those are our game consoles!
[14:11] Hatanaka
    Yeah. We're going to keep them in
    the safe until next week's tests.
[14:16] Beniko
    They're gonna keep them that long?!
[14:19] Miki
    Every single time, there's some idiot student
[14:22] Miki
    who tries to use their
    youkai magic to steal them.
[14:25] Hatanaka
    And it's on us, the teachers, if they do.
[14:27] Miki
    Well, anyone that reckless
    is definitely gonna regret it.
SIGN    Class 2-3
[14:38] Nyuudou
    Hey, Mame. You actually studying for once?
[14:41] Mamekichi
    Yup! I'm gonna strive to
    be a genius starting today!
[14:43] Nyuudou
    Good for you.
[14:44] Sano
    Okay, question five: What happened
    at Sekigahara in the year 1600?
SIGN    Japanese
    History
[14:49] Mamekichi
    Hmm... A flea market?
SIGN    Japanese
    History
[14:52] Sano
    Er... A hint is "the blank of Sekigahara."
SIGN    Japanese
    History
SIGN    Japanese
    History
[14:55] Hijita
    It's time to battle!
[14:57] Sano
    Yup. Correct.
[14:59] Sano
    So, what happened?
[15:01] Hijita
    Those jerks plan to keep our
    gaming consoles for over a week!
[15:05] Sano
    That's pretty long.
[15:07] Ogata Twins
    Hey, Hijita. Is that true?
[15:10] Hijita
    The Ogata Twins!
[15:11] Ogata Hikari
    We got our phones taken by
    Hatanaka this morning, too.
[15:15] (Flashback) Hatanaka
    Quit looking at these during school!
[15:17] Ogata Hayashi
    Isn't that mean? We were just
    reading manga during the break.
[15:21] Hijita
    That's awful. So what were you reading?
SIGN    Rokurou
    Umibouzu
[15:24] Twins
    A youkai porn manga.
[15:26] Twins
    The Nure Onna's Wet Spot.
SIGN    The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
SIGN    The Nure Onna's Wet Spot
[15:27] Both
    Don't read that at school!
[15:30] Hijita
    All right!
[15:31] Hijita
    The four of us are gonna sneak into the
    faculty room tonight and get our stuff back!
[15:34] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki
    Yeah!
[15:36] Sano
    Mame.
[15:38] Sano
    Don't end up like them. Study hard.
[15:41] Mamekichi
    Okay.
[15:48] Hijita
    Opening it now.
[15:52] Hijita
    Okay, it's open.
[15:53] Beniko
    This is sorta like a test of
    courage. I'm getting excited!
[15:57] Hikari
    And the school is so creepy at night.
[15:59] Hijita
    What are you talking about? We're youkai.
[16:02] Hijita
    We can't have the scary guys get scared—
[16:07] Haruaki
    Wait! Don't hit me! It's me!
[16:10] Haruaki
    Sorry about that.
[16:12] Haruaki
    I thought you were robbers,
    so I thought I'd scare you off.
SIGN    Haruaki
[16:15] Twins
    Not sure if you scared any robbers,
    but you definitely scared a dorotabou.
SIGN    Dorotabou
SIGN    Dorotabou
SIGN    Dorotabou
[16:19] Haruaki
    Oh, I see. You just forgot
    something in the classroom.
SIGN    Faculty Room
[16:23] Haruaki
    But... all four of you?
[16:24] Hijita + Ogata Twins + Zashiki
    Yes, all four of us!
[16:25] Haruaki
    One sec. The classroom's locked.
[16:28] Hijita
    Hey, are you the only one on patrol tonight?
[16:31] Haruaki
    Yup, I am.
[16:32] Beniko
    Oh, I see.
[16:34] Hijita
    We weren't planning to
    get caught by a teacher,
[16:37] Hijita
    but we're lucky that we
    got into the faculty room.
[16:41] Hijita
    Now to just defeat Seimei and get
    our gaming consoles and phones back!
[16:45] Haruaki
    Oh, there it is.
[16:51] Hijita
    What's with this cage? I can't move.
[16:54] Hayashi
    It's covered with talismans
    that seal spirit energy.
[16:58] Hijita
    Wait a minute.
[16:59] Hijita
    Did he actually plan this from the start?!
[17:03] Hijita
    Impossible!
SIGN    Evilaki
[17:04] Hijita
    Seimei doesn't have any
    humanly wisdom or guts—
[17:09] Hijita
    Wait, those are...
[17:12] Hijita
    Three kinds of uniforms?!
[17:14] Hatanaka
    Well done, my guard dog.
[17:16] Hatanaka
    Er, I mean, Abe-sensei.
[17:18] Hijita
    Y-You guys...
[17:20] Hatanaka
    I knew you'd show up, you thieves.
[17:22] Miki
    Did you really think we didn't
    take any security measures?
SIGN    Mamekichi Maizuka
    Mikoto Sano
[17:27] Small old man
    Meanwhile, Sano-kun was...
[17:30] Sano
    Mame, are you still studying?
[17:32] Mamekichi
    Yup. My goal is to get a score
    higher than 5 on my next test.
SIGN    
    Consumed
    by desire
SIGN    Explain the
    meaning of
    the following
    proverbs:
[17:38] Mamekichi
    Hey, what does this mean?
[17:40] Sano
    Oh, it's someone who takes action
    solely for their desires.
[17:44] Mamekichi
    I see! This is talking about Seimei-kun!
[17:46] Mamekichi
    I just got a little smarter!
[17:49] Sano
    I mean, in his case... he doesn't do
    anything unless it's for his desires.
SIGN    Evilaki
[17:53] Haruaki
    All right, it's time to discipline you.
[17:57] Hikari
    Little Bro!
[17:58] Hayashi
    Aye-aye.
[18:05] Haruaki
    The talismans aren't working?!
[18:06] Hikari
    Too bad.
[18:08] Hayashi
    Your tricks to seal
    away youkai spirit energy
[18:10] Hayashi
    won't work on us, the Fuujin and Raijin.
SIGN    Laid-Back
    Youkai Dictionary
[18:13] Small old man
    Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[18:15] Small old man
    The Fuujin and Raijin are youkai that
    control wind and lightning, respectively.
[18:20] Small old man
    They were originally gods,
[18:22] Small old man
    but during the Edo period, they spread
    a lot of disasters and diseases,
[18:26] Small old man
    so they were kicked out of the
    kingdom of the gods, Takamagahara,
[18:29] Small old man
    and became youkai.
[18:31] Haruaki
    Wow... I guess you weren't originally youkai.
[18:34] Hijita
    Damn it! We need to retreat
    for now! Just you wait!
[18:37] Hatanaka
    Hey! They ran away!
[18:38] Miki
    Abe-sensei, we're going after them.
[18:40] Haruaki
    R-Right!
[18:41] Beniko
    For now, let's run to the entrance!
[18:44] Hikari
    Hey! Look!
[18:45] Marshmallow
    Baboom!
[18:47] Marshmallow
    We're a wall of mandragoras!
[18:49] Haruaki
    I had them set up in
    front of all the exits!
[18:52] Hatanaka
    You're actually useful
    when uniforms are involved.
[18:55] Mandragora 2
    You're not getting through!
[18:58] Noriko
    Hey! Stop stepping on my face, you moron!
[19:00] Mandragora 2
    Huh?! Shaddap! Unlike you, I have long legs!
[19:05] Noriko
    What'd you say?! Who do you think
    you are, you dumb mandragora?!
[19:08] Marshmallow
    Who do you think you are,
    you dumb mandragora?!
[19:11] Marshmallow
    What school you from, huh?!
[19:12] Noriko
    You're just a fat radish!
[19:12] Hijita
    Now's our chance!
[19:13] Marshmallow
    Shut up, you fake daikon radish!
[19:15] Kazuo
    Stop that. We're Solanaceae plants.
[19:16] Haruaki
    I messed up!
[19:18] Hatanaka
    What are you doing, you useless fool?!
[19:20] Haruaki
    A man who goes from capable to useless
    in 30 seconds. That's me, Haruaki.
[19:24] Hatanaka
    Hey, Rintarou!
[19:25] Miki
    Huh?!
[19:26] Hatanaka
    I'm allowing you to drink just
    for today! Go capture them!
[19:31] Beniko
    We somehow managed to get away.
[19:34] Hijita
    Yeah. But they're going to all
    this trouble for some game cons—
[19:38] Hijita
    A hand?
[19:46] Miki
    You ain't gettin' away from me...
[19:49] Hijita
    Oh, God! They summoned a drunken Miki!
[19:52] Hayashi
    Little Bro, show him what
    a Raijin is made of.
[19:55] Hikari
    Aye-aye.
[19:56] Hikari
    I'll drop lighting on that
    lighting rod on your head!
SIGN    Lightning rod
SIGN    Lightning rod
SIGN    Lightning rod
SIGN    Lightning rod
SIGN    Lightning rod
SIGN    Lightning rod
[20:06] Hatanaka
    Whoa! Abe-sensei's on fire!
[20:09] Hikari
    Oh, it fell on the bigger lightning rod.
[20:12] Haruaki
    Mayday! Mayday!
[20:13] Haruaki
    I'm currently on fire!
[20:15] Hatanaka
    You moron! Don't repeatedly
    tap on the fire alarm!
[20:17] Hatanaka
    Rintarou! Get the fire extinguisher!
[20:20] Miki
    I can't drink another drop...
[20:23] Hatanaka
    Damn it! He's already out of batteries!
[20:25] Haruaki
    Oh, God! I'm gonna die!
[20:25] Hikari
    Oh, fine. Little Bro,
    use wind to put out the fire.
[20:30] Hayashi
    Aye-aye.
[20:32] Beniko
    So, um... which one of you
    is actually the little brother?
[20:35] Marshmallow
    Which is it?
SIGN    Faculty Room
[20:37] Haruaki
    What? You didn't come here to
    steal the midterm questions?!
[20:41] Hijita
    And you guys were talking about
    locking the tests in the safe?
SIGN    Burnedaki
[20:46] Hatanaka
    For crying out loud... You guys could've
    just asked for them back normally.
[20:50] Hatanaka
    Here.
[20:51] Haruaki
    Well, at least the fire truck didn't show up.
[20:54] Hatanaka
    Our fire alarm only informs those in the
    school building that there's a fire.
[20:58] Hatanaka
    The ones who hear it call the
    fire department, but thankfully...
[21:05] Hatanaka
    And... they called.
[21:08] Hatanaka
    Okay, let's run.
[21:10] All
    Yes, sir!
[21:14] Yamamoto
    Sir! We couldn't find what caused the fire!
[21:17] Captain
    What?!
[21:18] Yamamoto
    But the front door was destroyed!
[21:20] Captain
    What?!
[21:21] Captain
    I-I know! Some youkai must've
    set off the fire alarm!
[21:25] Captain
    Yamamoto-kun! Call an exorcist!
[21:28] Yamamoto
    Roger!
[21:29] Yamamoto
    Wait, we're also youkai!
[21:30] Sano
    Say, Nyuudou. Is Hijita...
[21:32] Nyuudou
    Yeah, he's not back yet.
[21:37] Sano
    I see. So you were all playing tag at this hour,
    and now you're playing hide-and-seek.
[21:43] Hijita
    Exactly.
[21:45] Sano
    Pardon me! The ones who pulled
    the fire alarm are over here!
[21:49] Captain
    What?!
[21:50] Captain
    Come back here!
SIGN    Runawayaki
[21:53] Haruaki
    I'm sorry!
[21:55] Mamekichi
    Say, Sano-kun.
[21:56] Mamekichi
    Is there a proverb that fits this situation?
[21:59] Sano
    Let's see... "Once a fool,
    always a fool." I think.
[22:04] Mamekichi
    Yay, I got just a little smarter again!