17 - Summer! The Ocean! Huh? It's Already August 31st...
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[00:00] Hijita
Yeah!
[00:02] Hijita
Blue seas! White beaches!
[00:05] Hijita
The blazing sun shining down on us!
[00:07] Hijita
We've finally arrived! The summer sea!
[00:10] Hijita
But we're not here for the sea.
[00:14] Sano
Wait, weren't you guys going
to do some fishing?
[00:17] Sano
Where's your gear?
[00:18] Hijita
Yeah! We've got our lure ready.
[00:22] Sano
You seem excited.
[00:25] Mamekichi
If you catch any, share them with us.
[00:27] Hijita
But of course!
[00:29] Hijita
That's right... What we're here for...
[00:32] Girls
Oh, no!
[00:32] Hijita
is to get us some beachside babes
using a lure named Sano!
[00:37] Hijita
...using a lure named Sano!
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...using a lure named Sano!
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"Summer! The Ocean! Huh?
It's already August 31st..."
[02:13] Hijita
Oh, come on, you two.
[02:16] Hijita
Why are you playing in this
tucked-away corner of the beach?
[02:19] Hijita
You need to head more toward
the center of the beach.
[02:25] Mamekichi
Sano-kun, let's hurry up and build this.
[02:27] Sano
Yeah.
[02:28] Girl Yokai
Hey there.
[02:31] Hijita
Oh? Looks like we've got a bite.
[02:34] Tamao
Must be nice being a hot guy.
[02:36] Girl Yokai 1
What are you making?
[02:38] Sano
A tanuki.
[02:39] Girl Yokai 2
So cute! Can we take a
pic and put it online?
[02:42] Sano
What? You're putting it online?
Then we'll need to up the quality.
[02:47] Hijita
All right, now!
[02:49] Guys
We're these guys' friends!
[02:52] Girl Yokai 2
Oh, okay. Then we'd like to help, too.
[02:54] Mamekichi
Hey.
[02:55] Mamekichi
What d'you think you're doing,
tryin' to seduce my Sano-kun, lady?
[03:00] Girl yokais
S-Sorry about that!
[03:02] Hijita
Aw, man! They caught the fish and let them go!
[03:06] Tamao
His darkness is deep.
[03:08] Mamekichi
Those girls aren't your
type, are they, Sano-kun?
[03:11] Mamekichi
You like tanukis, right?
[03:14] Mamekichi
Did you see those boobs?
[03:16] Mamekichi
They weren't fluffy at all.
They were all bouncy.
[03:20] Sano
Yeah, I guess I like fluffy tanukis more.
[03:25] Hijita
Man, Sano's overbearing
tanuki is gonna be an issue.
[03:28] Mujina
We're not gonna be able to use Sano
as long as that tanuki's around.
[03:30] Maeda
You dummy! You want bouncy! Not fluffy!
[03:33] Toubyou
We've immediately lost our secret weapon.
[03:37] Kuniko
Huh? You boys came to the beach, too?
[03:44] All
Wow!
[03:46] Marilyn
Hey, the boys are looking
at us with lewd eyes.
[03:49] Daisy
Oh, jeez. I guess they're
going through puberty.
[03:52] Hijita
We aren't looking at you. Why are you even
hiding bits you don't usually hide?
[03:56] Beniko
Hey, Hijita.
[03:58] Hijita
That voice...
[03:59] Hijita
Beni-cha—
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[04:03] Boys
Oh...
[04:05] Hijita
What's with that getup?
[04:06] Beniko
I'm about to go catch some fish,
so I prioritized functionality.
[04:10] Beniko
We're gonna be dining on shark fin tonight!
[04:13] Hijita
You're gonna catch a shark?!
[04:15] Marilyn
By the way, why aren't you going in the water?
[04:18] Fuji
We've been trying to pick up
some girls around here.
[04:21] Boys
You idiot! Don't tell them, Fuji!
[04:23] Marilyn
That's what you were doing?
[04:26] Daisy
Ugh, you're the worst.
[04:27] Kuniko; Momoyama
Does that mean...
[04:28] Kuniko
Nyuudou-kun, too?
[04:28] Momoyama
Sano-kun, too?!
[04:29] Kuniko; Momoyama
Shock!
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[04:31] Marilyn
Let's ignore those dumb
boys and go swimming.
[04:34] Boy
Hey! Wait!
[04:36] Renjou
I'm disappointed in you, Nyuudou.
[04:39] Renjou
I guess I can't trust you with Kuniko after all.
[04:42] Nyuudou
Huh? Renjou, what do you mean by that?
[04:48] Tamao
Oh, no! My chance to finally talk to some girls!
[04:52] Mujina
I mean, most of the girls in our
class already have someone.
[04:56] Mujina
Right, Nyuudou?
[04:57] Nyuudou
Seriously, why do you all keep asking me?
[05:00] Fuji
Oh, fine.
[05:02] Fuji
I'll go talk to a few of the girls around here.
[05:05] Maeda
Whoa, really, Fuji?
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[05:07] Odawara
You have some expert technique?
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[05:09] Odawara
Oh, also, did you cut your hair?
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[05:11] Fuji
I usually wear extensions.
[05:14] Hijita
Well, anyway, now we finally...
[05:17] Guy
Hey there, miss...
[05:18] Hijita
Beniko?
[05:19] Hijita
Wait, are they hitting on her?
[05:22] Guy
Right over there...
[05:29] Hijita
Hey!
[05:30] Hijita
Who do you think you are,
talking to my Beniko?!
[05:33] Hijita
And why're you going with them?
[05:36] Beniko
Apparently, I can't go with you guys,
so I guess I'll just explain it.
[05:41] Beniko
Turn at that beach hut,
then go three beach huts down,
[05:45] Beniko
and inside the beach hut across
from the beach hut next door,
[05:48] Beniko
you'll find a private...
[05:50] Hijita
Private...?
[05:51] Beniko
...men's bathroom.
[05:53] Hijita
Huh?
[05:54] Beniko
You should probably hurry up
or you'll have an accident.
[05:56] Guy 1
Thank you very much!
[05:58] Guy 1
I'm gonna explode!
[06:01] Hijita
What the hell? They weren't hitting on you?
[06:04] Beniko
So, when did I become your Beniko?
[06:07] Hijita
Shut up! I was just going with the flow.
[06:09] Beniko
Uh-huh...
[06:10] Hijita
What're you laughing for, huh?!
[06:12] Tamao
Oh, there you are!
[06:14] Tamao
Hijita!
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[06:16] Tamao
There's trouble.
[06:17] Tamao
Utagawa-chan and the others
are over there, and...
[06:21] Kuniko
Please let us go!
[06:22] Umibouzu
Aw, come on. Go on a date with us.
[06:25] Funa Yuurei
You're all cute. What kind of youkai are you?
[06:28] Funa Yuurei
Oh, we're an umibouzu and a funa yuurei.
[06:36] Hijita
Hey, jerks.
[06:37] Hijita
Who said you could hit on our classmates?
[06:40] Kuniko
Everyone!
[06:41] Marilyn
Uh, you guys came to the
beach to hit on girls, too.
[06:44] Hijita
Well, we're allowed to!
[06:46] Umibouzu
Ah, so you're a dorotabou.
[06:48] Umibouzu
Some hick youkai from Tohoku's
picking a fight with sea youkai?
[06:52] Funa Yuurei
Go home and plant some rice or something.
[06:55] Hijita
The hell did you say?!
[06:56] Nyuudou
Let the girls go already.
Clearly, they're not interested!
[06:59] Funa Yuurei
Shut up!
[07:04] Funa Yuurei
Come on, now. If you don't
run, I'm gonna drown you.
[07:08] Small Old Man
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary!
[07:10] Small Old Man
Funa yuurei.
[07:11] Small Old Man
They're youkai that use a ladle to pour
water into your ships to sink them.
[07:17] Kuniko
Hey! Stop that!
[07:21] Funa Yuurei
I guess I can think about it if you'll date me.
[07:25] Nyuudou
Hey! Wait, we're gonna die!
[07:28] Fuji
Maybe you should cool down a bit.
[07:31] Maeda
You guys are embarrassing
me as a fellow sea youkai.
[07:34] Funa Yuurei
A merman, eh?
[07:37] Maeda
Fuji!
[07:42] Umibouzu
Whoa! I'm freezing up!
[07:44] Hijita
Good job, you two!
[07:45] Yanagida
Girls! Hop on over here!
[07:49] Yanagida
Right onto my back!
[07:56] Yanagida
All right! Rescue complete!
[07:58] Hijita
Now! Class 3, charge!
[08:01] Mujina
We're also frozen and can't move!
[08:07] Mamekichi
Wow, it's almost complete.
[08:09] Sano
Just a little more.
[08:10] Funa Yuurei
Damn it... Take this!
[08:15] Sano
Okay, just a little—
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[08:23] Hijita
Hah! Where are you even aiming?
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[08:26] Odawara
Guys! Behind us!
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[08:34] Hijita
H-Hey, Sano, what're you...
[08:37] Mujina
Crap! Sano's so pissed that he used his
youkai magic to summon storm clouds!
[08:42] Hijita
He's planning to kill all of us!
[08:45] Nyuudou
Everyone, get out of the water!
[08:46] Odawara
We can't! We're frozen, too!
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[08:52] Sano
All right. Time for some divine punishment.
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[09:07] Mamekichi
All done!
[09:09] Mamekichi
What a cute tanuki!
[09:10] Sano
Yeah.
[09:12] Mamekichi
By the way...
[09:15] Mamekichi
Why is everyone sleeping?
[09:17] Sano
Who knows? They probably got
tired from playing so much.
[09:20] Sano
Let's take pictures.
[09:21] Mamekichi
Yeah, totally.
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[09:26] Beniko; Hijita; Nyuudou
So exhausted...
[09:29] Beniko
See you later.
[09:30] Hijita
Yup.
[09:32] Hijita
Man, I'm still all numb
from Sano's youkai magic.
[09:37] Nyuudou
Me, too.
[09:38] Hijita
Yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna sleep.
[09:41] Nyuudou
Me, too.
[09:43] Hijita Mom
Hey, you two.
[09:45] Hijita
What? We're done for the day.
[09:49] Hijita
You can complain to us tomorrow.
[09:50] Hijita Mom
And do you realize what day tomorrow is?
[09:53] Hijita
Huh?
[09:55] Nyuudou
What day?
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[10:03] Nyuudou
It's August 31st, right?
[10:07] Hijita
Oh, crap!
[10:11] Hijita
I... haven't done any of my homework!
[10:16] Nyuudou
Dumbass.
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[10:26] Haruaki
Wow... A report about youkai
births and breeding, huh?
[10:31] Haruaki
That seems pretty interesting.
[10:33] Sano
But I don't really get it.
[10:36] Haruaki
Oh, then let's ask everyone else.
[10:42] Yanagida
So...
[10:44] Yanagida
I'm so glad you called me first.
[10:48] Haruaki
Er... If we call you last, we
might have an explosive ending.
[10:52] Yanagida
Yeah, about that...
[10:54] Yanagida
I've prepared a special Yanagida
firework to help celebrate summer!
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[10:59] Sano
Put that away! Right now!
[11:01] Yanagida
See how this pans out in about ten minutes.
[11:03] Yanagida
Look forward to it!
[11:04] Both
No, seriously, don't!
[11:06] Yanagida
So, you were asking how
ittan-momen are born?
[11:09] Yanagida
In my case...
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[11:12] (Flashback) Yanagida Mom
I thought the lucky bag had a loin
cloth in it, but it was an ittan-momen.
[11:17] (Flashback) Yanagida
Goo goo.
[11:18] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
Guess we have a son now.
[11:20] Haruaki
Why were you like some bonus prize?
[11:22] Yanagida
Incidentally, Brogida, who's
an ittan-paper, was born...
[11:25] (Flashback) Yanagida Dad
I thought some paper was stuck in the copier,
but one sheet was actually a youkai.
[11:31] Haruaki
Why were you guys just stuck in something?
[11:33] Yanagida
I think we were originally just cloth,
and then my parents touched us,
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causing their spirit energy to flow
into us and turning us into youkai.
[11:41] Haruaki
I see. That's interesting.
[11:45] Haruaki
Let's ask the other students, too.
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[11:51] Mamekichi
Hmm... Let's see...
[11:54] Mamekichi
When you have two animal youkai parents,
[11:56] Mamekichi
you end up with dozens of siblings like me.
[11:59] Hatanaka
Kamaitachi!
[12:00] Mamekichi
Hatanaka-sensei and Akisame-kun also
said they have a bunch of siblings.
[12:01] Tamao
Nekomata!
[12:04] Haruaki
Wow...
[12:06] Mamekichi
Animal youkai are basically just
like their animal counterparts.
[12:12] Mamekichi
So it'd probably be more interesting to
ask some inorganic youkai about this.
[12:17] Haruaki
Good idea! Then, next...
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[12:21] Odawara
It's a bit messy, but come in.
[12:24] Haruaki
So many lights...
[12:27] Odawara
So... As for how chouchin-kozous are born...
[12:33] Odawara
See? One was born just now.
[12:36] Haruaki
It was born from that?!
[12:38] Haruaki
Wait, are you the one
creating chouchin-kozous?
[12:41] Odawara
Yup! I'm actually the first
chouchin-kozou in Japan!
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[12:45] Odawara
Believe it or not, I'm over 300 years old.
[12:48] Haruaki
What?! I had no idea!
[12:50] Odawara
Originally...
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You're under arrest!
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[12:54] Odawara
Back in the 1700s during the Edo Period,
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there was a lantern that
the police back then used.
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Then the souls of some criminals just
happened to enter it, and I was born.
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Huh...
[13:07] Odawara
I think most inorganic youkai
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turn into youkai by gaining
spirit energy or souls.
[13:14] Daisy
Umbrella!
[13:15] Odawara
I think that's what happened with Daisy, too.
[13:17] Sano
This is the most youkai-sounding
thing so far.
[13:20] Haruaki
Right?
[13:24] Hijita
Well, as you've probably figured out...
[13:26] Hijita
I was born from a rice paddy.
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Heave-ho!
[13:30] Hijita
When two dorotabous till a field
together, one more is born.
[13:35] Haruaki
So what happens when their partner isn't
a dorotabou? Like with your sister?
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[13:40] Hijita
Just like with Hatanaka's family, they'll be born
as either their mom's species or their dad's.
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Though rarely, a youkai that's half of
each is born, creating a new youkai,
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but you have to go to the youkai ministry and...
[13:51] Nyuudou
Hey.
[13:53] Hijita
Er... never mind about that.
[13:56] Nyuudou
Hijita's mom wants to know if you
guys want some chilled ramen, too.
[14:00] Haruaki
Oh, that'd be great, thanks.
[14:03] Nyuudou
Okay.
[14:06] Hijita
Anyway, I think that's about all I know.
[14:08] Sano
I see. So both parents don't
have to be the same youkai.
[14:13] Haruaki
Maybe there'll be more youkai and
human couples in the future, too.
[14:17] Hijita
I mean, they exist... but it's not great.
[14:22] Hijita
Especially if the mom is a human.
[14:26] Hijita
Giving birth to a youkai child
takes a lot out of a human mom.
[14:31] Haruaki
I see. I guess that's a problem that can
come up if their races are different.
[14:36] Hijita
By the way...
[14:40] Hijita
All the stuff you took notes on so far
about youkai births... Could I copy it?
[14:43] Hijita
I haven't finished any of
my homework whatsoever!
[14:46] Sano
No.
[14:47] Hijita
Please.
[14:47] Sano
No.
[14:48] Hijita
Please.
[14:48] Sano
No.
[14:49] Hijita
Please!
[14:49] Sano
I said no, damn it!
[14:51] Takahashi
Huh...
[14:53] Takahashi
Miki-sensei sure assigns
some interesting homework.
[14:56] Haruaki
So we were hoping to hear about
a dodomeki youkai like yourself,
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as well as Takahashi-sensei.
[15:01] Takahashi
I was born from a mother and a
father, just like humans are.
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But as for how dodomeki youkai first
came to be, a long time ago...
[15:08] Takahashi
A thief suddenly had a bunch of
eyeballs appear on their body.
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It was almost like the eyes were
watching their evil deeds.
[15:18] Takahashi
That basically sounds like a curse the gods
bestowed upon a criminal, doesn't it?
[15:25] Takahashi
Incidentally, my nurses
are the exact opposite
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of being born from the souls
of the dead, like Odawara-kun.
[15:32] Haruaki
The opposite?
[15:34] Takahashi
It's a case where a soulless human
corpse turned into a youkai.
[15:39] Takahashi
Actually, I'm making one right now.
[15:44] Takahashi
Do you want to see?
[15:47] Haruaki
No, that's okay! Thanks a lot!
[15:51] Yamazaki
How are doppelgangers born?
[15:55] Yamazaki
Oh, is that all? I thought you guys came
here to confess, so I threw you in there.
[15:59] Haruaki
Talk about jumping the gun!
[16:00] Yamazaki
Sorry about that.
[16:02] Yamazaki
As for how doppelgangers are created...
[16:05] Yamazaki
There's really no reason why they come to be.
[16:09] Haruaki
Uh, what do you mean by that?
[16:11] Yamazaki
They just happen to appear at random one day.
[16:15] Yamazaki
I actually think a lot of
youkai are born that way.
[16:19] Yamazaki
And...
[16:20] Yamazaki
According to one theory, the gods
created all youkai as divine punishment.
[16:26] Haruaki
Divine punishment?
[16:28] Yamazaki
Supposedly, the gods changed humans who
did evil deeds into something not human...
[16:33] Yamazaki
And that's originally how youkai came to be.
[16:36] Yamazaki
It could be that youkai were
created to make sure we could tell
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which humans he had bestowed
divine punishment upon.
[16:43] Yanagida
I, uh, see gods sometimes, but I hate 'em.
[16:46] Yanagida
They look at us like we're some criminals.
[16:49] Yanagida
Not to mention, they're originally
supposed to protect humans,
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so when it comes to youkai who
walked off the beaten path...
[16:54] Yanagida
They probably think we're
not worth protecting.
[16:58] Haruaki
I-I mean, this isn't the best
conversation, even if you're a youkai.
[17:02] Haruaki
I think that's enough talk about gods.
[17:07] Haruaki
Boy, we sure did learn
a lot about youkai today.
[17:12] Sano
Yeah.
[17:20] Haruaki
I-I know!
[17:22] Haruaki
Hey, so when it comes to
my brother and my names...
[17:25] Sano
Seimei...
[17:27] Sano
You've already realized it, haven't you?
[17:33] Sano
That I'm not a youkai.
[17:36] Seimei
Yeah.
[17:38] Seimei
You're one of those gods that we
were just talking about, right?
[17:44] Sano
When did you realize it?
[17:48] Haruaki
Well, actually...
[17:50] Haruaki
The first day I started teaching.
[17:52] Sano
Huh? The first day?
[17:54] Sano
What?
[17:55] Haruaki
W-Well, you see...
when I took attendance...
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the gods' school and sent to a youkai
middle school in the Chugoku and Shikoku
regions. Overall, he keeps his spirit
power under control. Caution
necessary.
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[18:00] Haruaki
there happened to be
a bookmark on that page.
[18:04] Haruaki
I figured all of the teachers knew.
[18:07] Sano
Seriously...
[18:08] Haruaki
Huh?
[18:10] Sano
That's literally toward the very beginning!
[18:13] Sano
Why did you act like you didn't
know this whole time, huh?!
[18:15] Haruaki
Bcause I thought you were like the Ogata twins
[18:18] Haruaki
and used to be a god and
you turned into a youkai!
[18:22] Haruaki
But you weren't in the Youkai Dictionary...
[18:25] Haruaki
Plus, my power to exorcise demons
managed to get Ogata-kun
[18:27] Haruaki
and the others to pass out,
but it didn't really affect you.
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[18:32] Haruaki
Oh, I see... I guess Sano-kun's still a god.
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[18:35] Haruaki
I realized it, but it seemed like a touchy
subject, so I just ignored it until today!
[18:44] Haruaki
Then there was Momoyama's perfume
that had youkai pheromones...
[18:47] Haruaki
You actually have a nose,
and it didn't work on you!
[18:49] Haruaki
Of course I'd get a clue!
[18:51] Sano
Shut up! Seriously, what
the hell is with you?
[18:53] Sano
Now my super serious confession
is super embarrassing.
[18:57] Haruaki
I mean, it doesn't matter
if you're a youkai or a god!
[19:03] Haruaki
You're still the same ol' Sano-kun.
[19:05] Haruaki
Even if you're a youkai, you're still
a student at the youkai high school.
[19:08] Haruaki
You're number 13 in Class
2-3! Mikoto Sano-kun!
[19:17] Haruaki
Besides, I may be human, but I'm
more youkai-like than most youkai.
[19:24] Sano
Ugh, what the hell?
[19:30] Sano
Seriously, what the hell?
[19:33] Sano
Man... Being around you makes me realize
[19:36] Sano
how stupid it is to be concerned
about certain things.
[19:39] Sano
Yeah, I'm a god.
[19:42] Sano
Worship me.
[19:43] Haruaki
Wow, now you're getting arrogant.
[19:46] Sano
Seriously, I should've been arrogant earlier.
[19:50] Haruaki
Oh? Are you feeling better, Sano-kun?
[19:53] Sano
Shut up.
[19:55] Yanagida
Er, wait...
[19:56] Yanagida
Have they totally forgotten about me?
[20:01] Sano
Oh, but don't tell anyone in the class yet.
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[20:04] Yanagida
I'm right here, though.
[20:05] Haruaki
I won't! I mean, you've
been keeping my secret, too.
[20:09] Haruaki
We're even now.
[20:11] Yanagida
Now they're talking about Seimei-sensei's
secret that I know nothing of!
[20:16] Yanagida
Okay... I'm just gonna ask them.
[20:19] Yanagida
Excuse me...
[20:20] Haruaki
I won't ask you why you
came to a youkai school.
[20:26] Haruaki
But if you ever want to tell
me, I'll be ready to listen.
[20:31] Sano
Yeah.
[20:33] Yanagida
It's no use... I definitely can't butt in...
[20:36] Yanagida
Come on, stop that. I can't
deal with serious stuff!
[20:41] Yanagida
There's only one thing that
can shatter this mood.
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[20:45] Yanagida
That's right! As long as I'm around,
no serious mood allowed...
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[20:51] Yanagida
Ever!
[20:54] Sano; Haruaki
Huh?
[21:01] Mamekichi
Wow! Huge fireworks!
[21:05] Mamekichi
Was there a fireworks show planned today?
[21:22] Haruaki
And so, Yanagida-kun's fireworks
[21:26] Haruaki
added color to the summer
night sky all across Japan.
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[21:32] Haruaki
As soon as the new term began...
[21:36] Hatanaka
You wanted to see what kind of reaction
[21:39] Hatanaka
your teachers would have if
you didn't do your homework?
[21:43] Hijita
Yeah.
[21:44] Hijita
In order to do your free research project,
[21:47] Hijita
I had no choice but to not do my homework.
[21:51] Hatanaka
I see. In that case...
[21:54] Hatanaka
Let me carve the reaction you wanted...
[21:56] Hatanaka
into your body.
[22:00] Haruaki
And so, Hyakki Academy's faculty room was
brilliantly colored by Hijita-kun's blood splatter.