# 14 - Zashiki-san's Bed-and-Breakfast Home
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**[00:05] Haruaki**
* It's right around the middle*
* of summer vacation...*
**[00:09] Haruaki**
* and today, we're all having a study*
* session at Hijita-kun's home in Iwate.*
**[00:12] Mamekichi**
Whew... I finally finished my picture
diary all the way to August 31st.
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**[00:18] Haruaki**
Huh?! But it's still August 10th!
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**[00:21] Mamekichi**
I just tried to imagine what
I'd draw tomorrow and on.
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**[00:23] Haruaki**
*Namaste!*
**[00:25] Mamekichi**
August 13th. Seimei-kun suddenly
went to India to train as a warrior.
**[00:30] Mamekichi**
August 20th. Nyuudou-kun became
a partier and got all the girls.
**[00:35] Nyuudou**
*Well, ain't you a cutie?*
**[00:37] Mamekcihi**
August 31st. I wonder what
happened to Seimei-kun...
**[00:41] Haruaki**
Wait! What happened to me in India?!
**[00:47] Beniko**
It's 3 PM... I have plans, so I'm going home.
**[00:52] Hijita**
You're just running away because
you don't want to study.
**[00:54] Beniko**
No.
**[00:56] Beniko**
Someone's coming to interview
my family's bed and breakfast.
**[01:00] All**
Interview?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
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**[02:33] Haruaki**
Huh... So your family's place is
going to be in this magazine.
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**[02:38] Sano**
I didn't even know your family
ran a bed and breakfast.
***SIGN*** Episode 14
"Zashiki-san's
Bed-and-Breakfast Home"
**[02:41] Beniko**
For humans, yeah.
**[02:43] Beniko**
Our bed and breakfast keeps becoming a hot
topic among humans because youkai appear.
**[02:48] Haruaki**
I think I've seen something
like that on TV before.
**[02:52] Beniko**
All three of my dads are human,
and they don't understand youkai very well,
**[02:57] Beniko**
so I have to make sure they don't
accidentally say anything weird.
**[03:00] Haruaki and sano**
Three dads?
***SIGN*** Zashiki Manor
**[03:06] Matsuo**
Huh... So you're Beniko's
homeroom teacher, eh?
***SIGN*** Matsuo
***SIGN*** Kotake
**[03:10] Kotake**
What kind of youkai are you, Sensei?
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**[03:13] Koume**
He seems like an akaname.
**[03:15] Haruaki**
An akaname?!
**[03:16] Sano**
I guess you really do have three dads.
**[03:19] Beniko**
Yup.
**[03:20] Beniko**
A long time ago, Matsu-san bought
an old house with his friends,
**[03:25] Beniko**
Take-san and Ume-san,
to start a bed and breakfast.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Matsuo**
We haven't been able to find a job,
so let's start a bed and breakfast!
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kotake**
How much did you buy this place for?
**[03:34] (Flashback) Matsuo**
Two hundred thousand!
**[03:35] (Flashback) Koume**
What a dump...
**[03:36] Beniko**
They started remodeling
the place on their own
**[03:39] Beniko**
to make it a bed and
breakfast, and one day...
**[03:43] (Flashback) Kotake**
Do you guys see that lump in the floor?
**[03:51] Beniko**
So, yeah. I was born from the house.
**[03:55] Yanagida**
I see. So when a house and
human really love each other,
**[03:59] Yanagida**
a zashikiwarashi is born.
**[04:01] Mamekichi**
So I guess this house is
your mom, Beniko-chan.
**[04:05] Beniko**
That doesn't matter, but Dads, these guys
said they'd help out with the interview.
**[04:10] Matsuo**
Help out?
**[04:12] Hijita**
We'll help spook the interviewers.
**[04:15] Matsuo**
That's great! We'll be counting on
you to bring in more customers!
**[04:20] Yanagida**
While we're at it, I'll go ahead and
invite the other guys from Class 3.
**[04:24] Haruaki**
But wow, Zashiki-san. It's amazing
that you were born from a house.
**[04:28] Nyuudou**
I never knew about that.
**[04:30] Haruaki**
How were you born, Nyuudou-kun?
**[04:34] Nyuudou**
Normally.
**[04:36] Nyuudou**
Just like humans.
**[04:39] Haruaki**
Oh... I see.
**[04:41] Nyuudou**
What? Did you think I was
born from an eyeball?
**[04:44] Haruaki**
Maybe a little bit.
**[04:46] Nyuudou**
All right. Let's help them get ready.
**[04:54] Interviewer**
Thanks for having us over!
**[04:56] Interviewer**
Hello. I'm a reporter for
*Monthly Occult Paradise*.
**[04:59] Mamekichi**
They're here...
**[05:01] Hijita**
They just look like some
background characters.
**[05:03] Nyuudou**
Two of them?
**[05:04] Reporter**
So that we can write this article
from various points of view,
**[05:08] Reporter**
I had a scientist who doesn't believe
in the occult come along, as well.
**[05:12] Scientist**
Hello.
**[05:13] Reporter**
He's been able to scientifically explain
lots of supernatural phenomena.
**[05:18] Scientist**
Yes. Anything occult is fake, after all.
**[05:23] Scientist**
But I realize it's hard to get
customers at a place like this
**[05:26] Scientist**
in this day and age if you don't
have some kind of gimmick.
**[05:29] Scientist**
My condolences.
**[05:31] Hijita**
That stupid, gangly-armed,
nerdy-ass four-eyes!
**[05:33] Hijita**
I'll drown him in mud!
**[05:35] Mamekichi**
Hiji-tan! Calm down!
**[05:37] Nyuudou**
I get how you feel, but...
**[05:39] Beniko**
The hell did you just say, you
gangly-armed, nerdy-ass, four-eyes?
**[05:42] Beniko**
Don't blame me if you piss your pants later.
**[05:47] Matsuo**
I'm sorry. Our daughter is rather blunt.
**[05:51] Kotake**
Beniko, of course we want him to die,
but you shouldn't say that out loud.
**[05:55] Koume**
She didn't go that far.
**[05:57] Scientist**
My, what a pure young lady filled with dreams.
**[06:01] Scientist**
Very well. Then please scare me by tomorrow.
**[06:05] Beniko**
You got it.
**[06:06] Beniko**
If we scare you, you'd better write a
five-star review online, you stupid four-eyes!
**[06:10] Scientist**
Though you're also a four-eyes.
**[06:13] Beniko**
You bet eye am!
**[06:15] Haruaki**
Eye-eye-eye, things seem to be heating up.
**[06:17] Sano**
It's gotten so heated, they're speaking
in eye puns. Eye didn't see that coming.
**[06:21] Nyuudou**
Wow, eye didn't know it was contagious.
**[06:22] Yanagida**
Hey! Did you wait long?
**[06:25] Yanagida**
I just went ahead and kidnapped some
classmates who seemed to be free.
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**[06:30] Fuji**
I see.
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**[06:31] Fuji**
So we just need to spook this scientist
and scare the crap outta him.
**[06:36] Hijita**
Seimei, you're pretty good at coming
up with plans at times like this.
**[06:40] Hijita**
You got any ideas?
**[06:42] Beniko**
No, I'm the one who started this,
**[06:45] Beniko**
so I'm gonna take responsibility
and give the orders.
**[06:48] Beniko**
We'll start with a light jab.
**[06:50] Beniko**
Fuji!
**[06:51] Fuji**
Me?!
**[06:52] Reporter**
Pardon us.
**[06:55] Reporter**
Wow! So many dolls!
**[06:58] Scientist**
A common gimmick for places like this.
**[07:02] Fuji**
Pardon me.
**[07:06] Fuji**
I'm sorry for my late introduction.
**[07:09] Fuji**
I'm the matron of this inn.
**[07:11] Fuji**
Thank you very much for
coming to Zashiki Manor.
**[07:14] Reporter**
Wow, what a hottie!
**[07:16] Fuji**
Here are some tea snacks.
**[07:18] Reporter**
Hey, thanks!
**[07:20] Reporter**
Yikes! Your hands are so cold, ma'am!
**[07:23] Fuji**
Oh, I'm sorry. I get cold easily.
**[07:26] Fuji**
Please enjoy your stay.
**[07:30] Reporter**
Th-Thanks...
**[07:31] Reporter**
That goes beyond getting cold easily.
**[07:34] Reporter**
She was as cold as ice!
**[07:36] Koume**
Hello! I brought some tea snacks!
**[07:39] Reporter**
Huh? But the matron just
brought us tea snacks.
**[07:43] Reporter**
She apologized for not greeting us sooner.
**[07:45] Koume**
Matron?
**[07:46] Koume**
The only female worker we have here is
our daughter Beniko, whom you met earlier.
**[07:51] Koume**
Enjoy your stay.
**[07:54] Reporter**
*W-W-Well, her hands were as cold as ice!*
**[07:59] Fuji**
Wasn't my acting awesome?!
**[08:01] Haruaki**
*Fuji-kun is sorta terrifying.*
**[08:03] Reporter**
Th-Then were these snacks
prepared by a ghost?
**[08:09] Reporter**
What's inside?
**[08:14] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
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**[08:17] Small Old Man**
Korpokkur are tiny little youkai
that fit in the palm of your hand.
**[08:21] Small Old Man**
They are often seen living under leaves.
**[08:26] Akibe**
Run away!
**[08:29] Reporter**
That was a small old man!
**[08:31] Reporter**
The one that's supposed to
bring you luck if you see one!
**[08:33] Akibe**
Who're you callin' an old man?
I'm a cute girl, dagnabbit.
**[08:36] Reporter**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:39] Akibe**
It's fine, as long as you get it.
**[08:42] Reporter**
That wasn't a small old man,
but a small little lady!
**[08:45] Reporter**
I guess youkai really exist!
**[08:47] Scientist**
Now, calm down.
**[08:49] Scientist**
There's no way someone that small exists.
**[08:51] Scientist**
It's clearly just a moving doll.
**[08:54] Scientist**
You were spooked by what
they said about the matron,
**[08:57] Scientist**
so your brain just mistook
that doll for a small youkai.
**[09:02] Scientist**
"Occult things occur at this inn."
**[09:05] Scientist**
When that thought is
embedded in your brain,
**[09:06] Scientist**
even the slightest things make you
think they're occult matters.
**[09:10] Reporter**
Oh, I see.
**[09:11] Scientist**
* All things involving the occult are either*
* made up or illusions created by your brain.*
**[09:15] Fuji**
Tch. This guy won't stop spewing nonsense.
**[09:18] Fuji**
Big talk for the jerk who
couldn't even tell I'm a guy.
**[09:21] Akibe**
Not to mention, this reporter is just
believing everything this guy says.
**[09:25] Renjou**
Zashiki-san, I'm ready.
**[09:28] Beniko**
Right. Okay, you're up, Seimei,
Kurahashi, and Momoyama-san.
**[09:33] Kurahashi**
I-I really need to do this?
**[09:36] Beniko**
This is something only you all can do.
**[09:38] Haruaki**
Man... I never thought I'd
be spooking someone, too.
**[09:43] Beniko**
Don't worry. You're basically a youkai.
**[09:45] Kou**
Little Brother, to experience
something scary at night...
**[09:49] Rin**
...clear skies just won't do, Little Brother.
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**[10:03] Beniko**
Take-san.
**[10:04] Beniko**
*We're ready.*
**[10:06] Kotake**
Roger.
**[10:07] Kotake**
Ume-san, Ume-san! There's trouble!
**[10:10] Koume**
What's the matter, Take-san?
**[10:11] Kotake**
The guest in room 103 just won't come out.
**[10:16] Koume**
What? You mean the guest who stayed
in the room that's supposedly cursed?
**[10:19] Reporter**
What? There's a cursed room?
**[10:23] Koume**
Room 103 on the first floor is cursed, you see.
**[10:26] Koume**
It's dangerous, so we don't
usually let anyone stay in it,
**[10:30] Koume**
but some members of a
college occult club insisted.
**[10:34] Reporter**
I wonder how it's cursed.
**[10:36] Koume**
There's a rumor that a spider lady appears.
**[10:39] Koume**
A spider possessed a woman who died
in this room a hundred years ago,
**[10:43] Koume**
and she became a youkai that
attacks people, or something.
**[10:48] Reporter**
I-I didn't know this place
had that kind of legend...
**[10:52] Kotake**
*I mean, we only built this place 17 years ago.*
***SIGN*** 103
**[10:56] Kotake**
This is the room. Ume-san, the spare key, please.
**[11:02] Koume**
Hello?
**[11:04] Koume**
Anyone here?
**[11:07] Reporter**
It's the curse of the spider woman!
**[11:15] Scientist**
*This is actual spider webbing...*
**[11:17] Beniko**
These college students... were also
determined to learn about this room's curse.
**[11:23] Beniko**
I guess you might be next.
**[11:26] Beniko**
Don't provoke those who
aren't human too much.
**[11:30] Scientist**
This is quite the presentation.
**[11:34] All**
* More importantly, this was*
* the role only we could play?*
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**[11:47] Reporter**
S-Someone call an ambulance!
**[11:49] All**
*Huh? An ambulance?!*
***SIGN*** Sparkarumble!!
***SIGN*** Sparkarumble!!
**[11:53] Reporter**
Th-The power went out?
**[11:54] Reporter**
Is this also the work of the spider woman?
**[11:57] Rin**
Now, Renjou-san.
**[11:59] Renjou**
Right.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[12:00] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[12:02] Small Old Man**
Jorougumo. A spider youkai that freely
controls spider webs with her eight hands.
**[12:07] Small Old Man**
She can even produce illusions
with her youkai magic.
**[12:13] Reporter**
Oh, thank goodness! The lights came ba—
**[12:16] Reporter**
The dead bodies and the
spider webs are all gone?!
**[12:19] Scientist**
A-ha! So that's what's going on.
**[12:22] Scientist**
Those college students were all in on this!
**[12:25] Scientist**
When the breaker fell,
they ran off and hid somewhere!
**[12:29] Scientist**
I'm sure it'd be quite inconvenient if there
was an investigation because of some corpses!
**[12:32] Kou Rin**
I guess he's sharper than
we thought, Little Brother.
**[12:36] Scientist**
Those who aren't human? Please.
**[12:39] Scientist**
Pathetic!
**[12:40] Reporter**
Hey, that's a bit harsh!
**[12:42] Koume**
Take-san, don't get mad.
**[12:48] Beniko**
Good work, Seimei.
**[12:51] Beniko**
Here's some jajamen.
**[12:53] Small Old Man**
Jajamen is a famous dish in Iwate.
**[12:56] Beniko**
My dads made it for dinner.
**[12:58] Haruaki**
Thanks.
**[13:00] Haruaki**
Man, I didn't think I'd
be playing a dead body.
**[13:04] Beniko**
You pulled it off perfectly.
**[13:05] Beniko**
It's not surprising when you
show signs of death all the time.
**[13:08] Haruaki**
Huh? Uh, sure...
**[13:10] Beniko**
That last attempt failed.
**[13:11] Beniko**
I need to spook them more
realistically next.
**[13:19] Beniko**
What?
**[13:21] Haruaki**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[13:22] Haruaki**
It's just rare to see you get serious when
it comes to someone other than yourself.
**[13:26] Haruaki**
Oh, sorry!
**[13:28] Haruaki**
I could've worded that better.
**[13:29] Haruaki**
You always seem so cool and calm
as long as things don't involve you.
**[13:34] Hijita**
*Beniko and Seimei?*
**[13:36] Beniko**
Seimei, will you hear me out for a bit?
**[13:39] Haruaki**
Huh? Sure.
**[13:41] Hijita**
*Beniko's telling Seimei something?!*
**[13:43] Hijita**
* She's not confessing her*
* love or anything, is she?!*
**[13:48] Beniko**
This happened about ten years ago.
**[13:51] Beniko**
Matsu-san was dumped by the woman
he was dating. I didn't get to meet her.
**[13:56] Beniko**
Take-san and Ume-san wouldn't
tell me why he got dumped.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Kotake**
I'll tell you once you're old
enough to buy pervy books.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Koume**
Hey, Take-san!
**[14:06] Beniko**
But one day, I ended up hearing the reason.
**[14:09] (Flashback) Matsuo**
Well... when I told her about
Beniko, she thought I was insane.
**[14:15] (Flashback) Matsuo**
I mean, of course if you suddenly
said you had a youkai daughter,
**[14:18] (Flashback) Matsuo**
they'd freak out.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Matsuo**
But I guess it just means that
we weren't meant to be together.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Hijita**
B-Beni-chan...
**[14:27] (Flashback) Beniko**
I knew it.
**[14:29] (Flashback) Beniko**
I almost ended up having a stepmom
who doesn't believe in youkai.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Beniko**
Come on, Koutarou.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Beniko**
I got some pocket money,
so let's go to the candy store.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Hijita**
Beni-chan—
**[14:39] (Flashback) Beniko**
But the old lady at the candy store
rigged the lottery the other day...
**[14:43] (Flashback) Hijita**
Beniko!
**[14:45] (Flashback) Beniko**
What? You don't need to pity me.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Beniko**
This involves humans and youkai.
This kind of thing is bound to happen.
**[14:54] (Flashback) Beniko**
I'm not even worried about it,
so don't say anything.
**[14:59] Beniko**
Yeah, it can't be helped.
It was unavoidable.
**[15:03] Beniko**
But even so, if I said I didn't
feel any kind of way, I'd be lying.
**[15:08] Haruaki**
Zashiki-san...
**[15:10] Beniko**
I mean, I did think about it
for about a minute before...
**[15:14] Beniko**
But I guess worrying about
stuff isn't really my style.
**[15:17] Beniko**
I can at least be considerate, I've got
a great figure, and my face is cute.
**[15:22] Hijita**
*She sure thinks highly of herself.*
**[15:26] Beniko**
Their daughter is this impressive.
**[15:28] Beniko**
I'm sure they lost some things
by having me around...
**[15:31] Beniko**
but I'm sure they gained even
more things by having me around.
**[15:35] Beniko**
I want to use this opportunity
to prove to my dads
**[15:39] Beniko**
that I'm a daughter they can be proud of.
**[15:44] Haruaki**
It's all right.
**[15:45] Haruaki**
I'm sure we'll be able to do that.
**[15:50] Beniko**
Yeah, of course.
**[15:53] Sano**
Hey, stop pushing! We'll break the door!
**[15:57] Haruaki**
Whoa! Wh-What are all of you doing?
**[16:00] Kurahashi**
Er, we were just eavesdropping...
**[16:02] Fuji**
It was all Sano's idea.
**[16:03] Sano**
And you were the first to agree to it, Fuji.
**[16:05] Umbrella**
Where are you touching, you perv?!
**[16:07] Mamekichi**
Beniko-chan! Let's scare the
pants off that scientist jerk!
**[16:10] Nyuudou**
Tamao, are you crying?
**[16:12] Tamao**
I'm so moved!
**[16:14] Sano**
You're all freaking heavy. Get off me!
**[16:15] Kurahashi**
You're kicking me in the stomach!
**[16:17] Beniko**
Seimei, it's just like you
said the first time we met.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Haruaki**
But I'm sure there are things at school
**[16:24] (Flashback) Haruaki**
that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it!
**[16:28] Beniko**
I'd never be able to find
these little shits in a game.
**[16:34] Beniko**
All right, you guys!
**[16:35] Beniko**
We're gonna make that scientist jerk
and NPC-faced reporter cry!
**[16:38] All**
Yeah!
**[16:39] Hijita**
*And I totally missed my chance to come out.*
**[16:42] Beniko**
Also, Hijita, stop trying to act
cool back there and come out.
**[16:45] Hijita**
Huh?! If you knew I was here,
you should've said something!
**[16:50] Reporter**
I know what the scientist
said, but I'm scared.
**[16:53] Reporter**
What if that spider woman
attacks me in the bath?
**[16:56] Reporter**
Uh, wait. Where *is* the bath?
**[17:00] Reporter**
Hey, you. Do you know where the bath is?
**[17:03] Ogoso**
The bath is over there.
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:06] Reporter**
Over there? But there's
only a wall over there.
**[17:12] Reporter**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bath
**[17:13] Reporter**
There's the bath.
**[17:14] Reporter**
Oh, that's where it is.
**[17:16] Reporter**
Thanks for letting me know.
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:22] Reporter**
Hm? The door won't open.
**[17:25] Scientist**
Hello? What are you doing?
**[17:27] Reporter**
Oh, hello. I'm just gonna take a bath.
**[17:31] Scientist**
Er, no. What are you doing to that wall?
**[17:34] Reporter**
N-No way!
**[17:36] Reporter**
But there was...
**[17:38] Scientist**
You're probably just tired.
**[17:39] Reporter**
What?! But that boy said...
***SIGN*** Oni
**[17:42] Haruaki**
That was amazing, Ogoso-kun!
**[17:44] Fuji**
Is that your youkai magic?
**[17:45] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[17:48] Small Old Man**
An amanojaku causes the exact
opposite thing that a human desires
**[17:52] Small Old Man**
to happen and tricks them.
**[17:54] Small Old Man**
They can create illusions from lies, too.
**[17:58] Haruaki**
By the way, Ogoso-kun,
are those your everyday clothes?
**[18:00] Ogoso**
Er, I'm not sure if I'd call
them my everyday clothes...
**[18:04] Scientist**
Is someone there?
**[18:06] Haruaki**
Oh, no! They found us!
**[18:08] Haruaki**
In that case...
**[18:12] Haruaki**
You... saw me... didn't you?!
**[18:25] Haruaki**
Whew... I managed to pull
off acting like a youkai.
**[18:28] Reporter**
I knew it! There *are* youkai!
**[18:30] Scientist**
I-I mean... that startled me,
**[18:33] Scientist**
but you see stuff like that in
haunted houses all the time!
**[18:35] Oota**
Then how about this?
**[18:39] Oota**
I'm not an illusion, by the way.
**[18:41] Reporter**
It's a giant!
**[18:44] Oota**
I'm a daidarabocchi!
**[18:45] Scientist**
Th-That must be some kind of hologram!
**[18:48] Scientist**
I know! Try and touch it!
That'll prove it's fake...
**[18:51] Reporter**
No way! If I touch it and it's
real, I think I'll get cursed!
**[18:55] Reporter**
Huh?
**[18:56] Hijita**
Give me back my field...
**[19:04] Scientist**
Hey! Don't just faint and
leave me all alone!
**[19:08] Beniko**
What's wrong? It sounds like you're scared.
**[19:12] Scientist**
Th-That voice... It's the girl who lives here!
**[19:14] Scientist**
Wh-Where are you hiding?
**[19:17] Beniko**
Hiding? What are you talking about?
**[19:21] Beniko**
We've been standing right beside
you watching this all play out.
**[19:24] Scientist**
"We"?!
**[19:40] Beniko**
Let me say it one more time...
**[19:43] Beniko**
Do not provoke us youkai.
**[19:47] Beniko**
Youkai are always hiding where you can't see.
**[19:54] Scientist**
Okay...
**[20:04] Reporter**
Man...
**[20:06] Reporter**
I was so surprised yesterday.
**[20:08] Reporter**
That was the first time
I'd ever seen a ghost.
**[20:11] Reporter**
Thanks to you, I think I'll be
able to write a great article.
**[20:14] Koume**
We're counting on you.
**[20:17] Beniko**
Well, four-eyes?
**[20:19] Beniko**
Did you encounter any youkai yesterday?
**[20:21] Scientist**
No!
**[20:22] Scientist**
I know I carelessly said, "Okay,"
yesterday, but deep down,
**[20:25] Scientist**
I refuse to accept the existence of
something as uncertain as youkai.
**[20:29] Beniko**
What?! Do you have some kind of ailment
where you'll die if you admit you've lost?!
**[20:33] Scientist**
No... Just as you said, I peed my
pants and passed out, so I lost.
**[20:41] Beniko**
Huh? You peed yourself?
**[20:42] Scientist**
I-I did not! Just... almost...
**[20:45] Scientist**
But as I promised, I will write
a five-star review online.
**[20:50] Scientist**
The next time I come, I'm going
to prove that this inn is a fake,
**[20:53] Scientist**
so please be prepared,
**[20:55] Scientist**
self-proclaimed Youkai-san.
**[20:58] Beniko**
You should be more honest with yourself.
**[21:00] Koume**
Come by whenever you want
to see some youkai again.
**[21:04] Kotake**
If you write a crappy article about us,
I'll sue you for libel and defamation!
**[21:09] Haruaki**
Looks like it went well.
**[21:11] Matsuo**
Man, thanks so much, everyone.
**[21:15] Koume**
You did a great job spooking them.
You're definitely a professional.
**[21:18] Haruaki**
Er, but my usual job doesn't
involve spooking...
**[21:21] Kotake**
Looks like word of our place
will spread again.
**[21:23] Matsuo**
Also, Beniko...
**[21:26] Matsuo**
The way you spooked them
was really awesome!
**[21:31] Matsuo**
We're proud to call you our daughter!
**[21:36] Kotake**
All right. We're going to treat you
all to a homemade meal to thank you.
**[21:41] Matsuo**
But before that... there's one
more job for all of you to do.
**[21:46] Matsuo**
All right. Let's have you
clean up the mess you made!
**[21:49] All**
What?!
**[21:51] Umbrella**
But we didn't make this mess...
**[21:54] Fuji**
It was pretty dirty from the start.
**[21:56] Oota**
Can I just lift the roof up?
**[22:01] Small Old Man**
As for the article...
***SIGN*** Feature: Supernatural!
An Inn Where
Youkai Appear
***SIGN*** Photo of the male ghost we saw
**[22:04] All**
That ain't even us!
**[22:07] Haruaki**
I ended up in the article!