# 16 - The Great Hyakki Academy Island Chase!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85QN/a-terrified-teacher-at-ghoul-school)
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**[00:01] Small Old Man**
Sometimes, he's Takahashi-sensei
from Hyakki Academy.
**[00:06] Small Old Man**
Sometimes, he's Yanagida-kun,
the ittan-momen.
**[00:11] Small Old Man**
And sometimes, he's Rensuke
Nyuudou, the cyclops.
**[00:15] Small Old Man**
But his true identity...
**[00:18] Small Old Man**
is the police officer who keeps
Hyakki Academy Island safe...
**[00:22] Small Old Man**
The doppelganger, Yamazaki-san!
**[00:27] Small Old Man**
He works daily to keep the island safe!
**[00:33] Small Old Man**
And today's story features Yamazaki-san!
**[00:39] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[00:52] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[00:55] Teketeke**
What kind of idiot actually waits
when someone tells them to "hold it"?
**[01:02] Yamazaki**
Damn it!
**[01:03] Mandragora Cop A**
Yamazaki-san, what happened to the guy?
**[01:06] Yamazaki**
Looks like he went into the school.
**[01:08] Mandragora Cop A**
Oh, no!
**[01:10] Mandragora Cop B**
That place is connected to all
kinds of places across Japan!
**[01:13] Mandragora Cop B**
He's gonna get away!
**[01:16] Yamazaki**
Don't worry.
**[01:18] Yamazaki**
If there's a villain who disturbs the peace,
**[01:21] Yamazaki**
I will chase them down to
the ends of the earth.
**[01:24] Mandragora Cop A**
He's now a wanted criminal!
**[01:26] Mandragora Cop A**
If you find him, you'll get 100 trillion yen!
**[01:27] Mandragora Cop B**
That's like the national budget.
**[01:29] Yamazaki**
If he underestimates me, thinking I'm
just some island cop, he'll regret it.
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** Episode 16
"The Great Hyakki
Academy Island Chase!!"
***SIGN*** Laze
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Super Cute
Uniform
Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Haruaki
***SIGN*** Laze
**[03:13] Haruaki**
The incident at Rintarou-kun's place got
resolved, so I'm just gonna laze around today.
**[03:21] Haruaki**
No, wait. It's summer vacation.
**[03:24] Haruaki**
I need to take this chance to talk to
the uniforms so we can grow closer...
**[03:29] Haruaki**
A visitor?
**[03:31] Haruaki**
Mom! Are you around?
**[03:35] Haruaki**
Hello! Who's...
**[03:40] Haruaki**
I'm not home.
**[03:41] Miki**
Oh, dear. Well, that's a rather brazen lie.
**[03:49] Haruaki**
Those are Izuna-kun's kids?
**[03:53] Haruaki**
But why are you with them, Rintarou-kun?
**[03:56] Miki**
They said Ibara-neechan's not feeling well,
so they were gonna take her to the hospital.
***SIGN*** Thanks.
***SIGN*** –Hatanaka
**[04:02] Miki**
And they dumped them on me.
**[04:05] Miki**
Honestly... Izuna-kun sure doesn't
know how to ask for favors.
**[04:08] Miki**
So, yeah. Help me babysit them.
**[04:11] Haruaki**
What?! Why me?
**[04:14] Miki**
Okay, you little runts. Gather round.
**[04:17] Kamae**
Busy now.
**[04:18] Miki**
Want some treats?
***SIGN*** Slide
***SIGN*** Slide
**[04:21] Miki**
That's right. I love kids
who know how to behave.
**[04:25] Miki**
All right, go ahead and introduce
yourselves to this old guy here.
**[04:29] Haruaki**
If I'm an old guy, so are you!
**[04:32] Miki**
Let's start with Big Sis.
**[04:34] Saki**
I'm Saki Hatanaka and I'm six years old!
**[04:36] Saki**
My type is someone who makes
ten million yen a year.
**[04:40] Haruaki**
W-Wow, you're a bit precocious, aren't you?
**[04:43] Haruaki**
Are you also a kamaitachi?
**[04:45] Saki**
Nope, I'm not.
**[04:47] Saki**
I'm an oni just like Mommy.
**[04:50] Saki**
That's why I'm really strong.
**[04:52] Saki**
So...
**[04:54] Saki**
If you look at me like some creeper,
**[04:57] Saki**
don't expect to see the
light of day tomorrow,
**[05:00] Saki**
you lolicon!
**[05:01] Haruaki**
Uh, I'm not a lolicon!
**[05:03] Haruaki**
Only call me that if I actually look like one!
**[05:05] Haruaki**
Not that I would ever do that!
**[05:06] Saki**
My two little brothers are kamaitachi.
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** Taichi
**[05:09] Saki**
The older one is Kamae,
and the younger one is Taichi.
***SIGN*** No. 1
***SIGN*** No. 2
**[05:13] Both**
And together, we're Kamaitachi!
**[05:16] Saki**
I call them Little Bro No. 1 and
Little Bro No. 2 because it's easier.
**[05:20] Kamae**
Hey, let's play!
**[05:23] Haruaki**
Huh? Sure. What did you want to play?
**[05:25] Kamae**
Let's play RPG!
**[05:28] Kamae**
Curse you, Demon King! I'll defeat you!
**[05:31] Kamae**
Swoosh!
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
***SIGN*** Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
**[05:35] Miki**
Curse that stupid four-eyes...
**[05:37] Miki**
The hell is he teachin' these kids?
**[05:49] Saki**
I wonder what this room is.
**[06:00] Kamae**
Vroom, vroom, vroom...
**[06:03] Haruaki**
H-Hey, let's play some other game.
***SIGN*** Stranger Danger Buzzer
**[06:08] Haruaki**
Oh, Saki-chan.
**[06:10] Haruaki**
Did you wander off somewhere?
**[06:12] Haruaki**
Did you go... to my room?
**[06:14] Saki**
Come any closer and I'm gonna
push my stranger danger buzzer!
***SIGN*** Stranger
Danger
Buzzer
**[06:17] Saki**
You perv!
**[06:18] Haruaki**
A perv?! How?!
**[06:20] Saki**
What do you plan to do with all those
uniforms you have on your walls?!
**[06:23] Haruaki**
What am I going to do? Why, that room
just belongs to all of the uniforms!
**[06:29] Saki**
Little Bro No. 1!
**[06:31] Saki**
Beat down this perv!
**[06:33] Kamae**
Begone!
***SIGN*** Kamae
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 50 8 0 8
***SIGN*** Max HP
Max MP
Attack Magic
Healing Magic
Strength
Defense
Agility
Versatility
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 60 0 64 50 0 50
**[06:36] Kamae**
Swoosh.
**[06:40] Miki**
Ow...
**[06:40] Kamae**
I defeated the Pervy Demon King!
**[06:43] Haruaki**
S-Sa...
**[06:43] Kamae**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:45] Miki**
Sa?
**[06:45] Haruaki**
Sano-kun!
**[06:49] Sano**
Man, what's with all the racket?
**[06:51] Haruaki**
I-Izuna-kun's ki... kids...
**[06:55] Haruaki**
Th-They called me a perv!
**[06:58] Sano**
I mean, it's true.
**[07:02] Mandragora**
Uppercut!
**[07:04] Miki**
It's a relief to have you
help us out, Sano-kun.
**[07:04] Kamae**
Wait up!
**[07:08] Kamae**
Wait up!
**[07:09] Miki**
Those little runts will play
until they're outta gas,
**[07:12] Miki**
so we adults really can't keep up.
**[07:14] Sano**
You're totally planning on
slacking off, aren't you?
**[07:17] Miki**
I see your habit of saying exactly what's on
your mind hasn't changed since last year.
**[07:23] Miki**
Keep that up, and you're gonna
lose out when you're older.
**[07:27] Haruaki**
Well, that's part of Sano-kun's charm, too.
**[07:30] Sano**
What?
**[07:31] Sano**
Quit acting like some good adult,
you perv with a uniform fetish.
**[07:35] Haruaki**
Why am I getting dragged into it?!
**[07:38] Teketeke**
I somehow managed to escape...
**[07:40] Kamae**
Hey!
**[07:41] Kamae**
What's this giant house?
**[07:44] Haruaki**
You can't go in there!
**[07:46] Haruaki**
That's called a storehouse, and it's
got a lot of valuable things inside.
**[07:51] Saki**
A storehouse, you say?
**[07:53] Saki**
Maybe he's wealthy after all.
**[07:55] Haruaki**
Anyway, there are a lot of valuable
and important things in there,
**[08:00] Haruaki**
so don't go near it, okay?
**[08:02] Teketeke**
Valuable and important things, eh?
**[08:05] Mandragora**
You're under arrest!
**[08:07] Kamae**
Hey, old guy!
**[08:09] Miki**
Can *Big Brother* help you?
**[08:12] Kamae**
I'm hungry. I wanna eat something.
**[08:15] Miki**
Well, I guess it is lunchtime.
**[08:18] Haruaki**
Want me to make something?
**[08:19] Miki**
Huh? You can cook?
**[08:22] Haruaki**
If it's like instant noodles, yeah.
**[08:24] Miki**
That's not called cooking.
**[08:25] Haruaki**
H-Hey, don't judge! Then what
about you, Rintarou-kun?
**[08:29] Saki**
Oh? Little Bro No.1 and 2 aren't here.
**[08:34] Haruaki**
What?! Don't tell me they
went into the storehouse!
**[08:37] Sano**
No! Look over there!
**[08:40] Kamae**
Hup, hup...
**[08:42] Haruaki**
Oh, no! They're heading out!
**[08:44] Saki**
Let's go after them!
**[08:46] Kamae**
Let's go play outside.
**[08:56] Kamae**
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
**[08:58] Saki**
Number 1?!
**[08:59] Haruaki**
What's the matter?
**[09:00] Kamae**
Little Bro No. 2 got taken
away by some grandpa!
**[09:04] Haruaki**
Some grandpa? Like my neighbor?
**[09:07] Sano**
Wait, was he found in his kamaitachi form?
**[09:10] Sano**
That's not good.
**[09:11] Miki**
It's a crime for a youkai be seen
in their usual forms by humans.
**[09:16] Haruaki**
That's not good!
**[09:17] Sano**
Yeah, I just said that.
**[09:19] Haruaki**
No, I mean, my neighbor is...
**[09:24] Neighbor**
We're having weasel hot pot tonight!
**[09:30] Haruaki**
...a guy who'll eat anything!
**[09:36] Miki**
No, no, no!
**[09:38] Haruaki**
Pardon me!
**[09:39] Saki**
Little Bro No. 2!
**[09:41] Kamae**
Number 2!
**[09:42] Haruaki**
I know! Now's the time for...
**[09:45] Sano**
...the power of a yakubyougami!
**[09:58] Sano**
Sorry. Since this was so sudden,
this was the best I could do.
**[10:03] Haruaki**
You didn't mean that apology at all!
**[10:05] Haruaki**
Minus one point!
**[10:12] Haruaki**
N-Number 2!
**[10:15] Miki**
No, no, no, no!
**[10:28] Haruaki**
Please make it in time!
**[10:34] Neighbor**
Aiyah...
**[10:36] Haruaki and Miki**
That's hot!
***SIGN*** That's hot!
**[10:40] Taichi**
Swoosh.
**[10:41] Small Old Man**
Ten points!
**[10:42] Saki**
That was amazing, Little Bro No. 2!
**[10:43] Saki**
Nice sickle!
**[10:44] Kamae**
Wow! That was so cool!
**[10:46] Saki**
Thank goodness! It looks like you're okay.
**[10:49] Sano**
These two sure aren't.
**[10:53] Neighbor**
You're...
**[10:55] Neighbor**
Ain't you Haruaki-kun from next door?
**[10:59] Haruaki**
This is our weasel. Sorry for the trouble!
**[11:03] Mandragora**
Scadaddly doo!
**[11:05] Haruaki**
Thank goodness he was safe.
**[11:07] Saki**
Jeez. It's okay to cause trouble, but you
can't go outside without permission!
**[11:12] Miki**
Could you maybe not cause
any trouble, either?
**[11:16] Amaaki**
Who the hell are you?!
**[11:19] Haruaki**
Ame?
**[11:21] Haruaki**
What's wrong? What're you shouting for?
**[11:24] Haruaki**
Weren't you helping out at the shrine today?
**[11:26] Amaaki**
Haru! Look up there!
**[11:31] Haruaki**
A-A-A robber?!
**[11:33] Amaaki**
He ransacked the storehouse and
is tryin' to make off with the loot!
**[11:36] Yamazaki**
Give yourself up, Bandit Teketeke!
**[11:46] Amaaki**
A y-y-y-y-y-y-youkai?!
**[11:51] Haruaki**
Yamazaki-san?!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
***SIGN*** A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School!
**[12:01] Yamazaki**
Surrender right now, Bandit Teketeke!
**[12:04] Teketeke**
You never give up, huh?
**[12:06] Teketeke**
Just try an' catch me!
***SIGN*** Laid-Back
Youkai Dictionary
**[12:13] Small Old Man**
Laid-Back Youkai Dictionary.
**[12:15] Small Old Man**
Teketeke.
**[12:16] Small Old Man**
A youkai missing the lower half of its body.
**[12:18] Small Old Man**
It uses its two hands to
move at incredible speeds.
**[12:22] Amaaki**
So it is a youkai!
**[12:26] Sano**
Why didja have to fall toward me?
**[12:31] Teketeke**
I can't wait to see what's inside!
**[12:35] Haruaki**
That's our family heirloom!
**[12:37] Sano**
Is it important?
**[12:38] Haruaki**
It's super valuable!
**[12:40] Haruaki**
I'm not gonna let you steal that!
**[12:42] Haruaki**
Give it back!
**[12:44] Teketeke**
Guess this must be really valuable.
**[12:46] Teketeke**
I'll happily take it off your hands, then!
**[12:50] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[12:52] Miki**
They've been chasin' him all
the way from the island?
**[12:55] Miki**
Yamazaki-san sure is dedicated.
**[13:01] Mandragora Cop A**
That's because Yamazaki-san
is a hero of justice.
**[13:04] Mandragora Cop B**
Are any of you hurt?
**[13:06] Mandragora Cop B**
Did he take anything else?
**[13:08] Kamae**
Police officers!
**[13:10] Kamae**
So cool!
**[13:11] Mandragora Cop A**
Our job is to protect the people!
**[13:15] Mandragora Cop B**
If you have any questions
or concerns, let us know.
**[13:19] Saki**
So how much do you guys make in a year?
**[13:24] Miki**
Well, I guess that is important.
**[13:27] Haruaki**
I'm not sure if I can say she's got a
good head on her shoulders or not...
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[13:32] Mandragora Cop A**
What a mighty fine storehouse!
**[13:35] Mandragora Cop A**
Er...
**[13:38] Mandragora Cop A**
So, a murder took place here...
**[13:41] Haruaki**
Not at all! We just said we got robbed!
**[13:48] Haruaki**
Could you check out the
crime scene properly, please?
**[13:50] Haruaki**
Do your job!
**[13:51] Mandragora Cop A**
Okey.
**[13:53] Mandragora Cop B**
All right, let's have a look-see.
**[13:55] Mandragora Cop B**
Well, dang. This place got
messed up real good.
**[13:59] Mandragora Cop A**
Well, let's see...
**[14:05] Mandragora Cop B**
Man, he got this place good.
**[14:08] Mandragora Cop A**
Let's see... Did the robber
leave anything behind?
**[14:13] Yamazaki**
*This is Yamazaki!*
**[14:14] Yamazaki**
* I'm having difficulty pursuing Teketeke!*
* He's reached the city center!*
**[14:17] Yamazaki**
*Requesting backup!*
**[14:19] Mandragora Cop A**
We can't just sit around here!
**[14:20] Mandragora Cop B**
We need to go after Teketeke, too!
**[14:23] Haruaki**
I guess he's having trouble...
**[14:25] Mandragora Cop A**
Hey, cop car!
**[14:32] Mandragora Cop A**
Don't you worry!
**[14:33] Mandragora Cop B**
Leave this case to us!
**[14:36] Haruaki**
I'll go after the thief, too!
**[14:38] Miki**
You're being awfully proactive.
**[14:40] Haruaki**
I mean, he took something
from the storehouse!
**[14:43] Haruaki**
I can't just stand here and do nothing!
**[14:48] Haruaki**
Ow...
**[14:51] Haruaki**
My foot got caught on... Wait, what?!
**[14:54] Kamae**
You're under arrest!
**[14:57] Sano**
Why do I have to be stuck
with him, of all people?
**[15:01] Haruaki**
You shouldn't play with handcuffs!
**[15:04] Miki**
The keys to those should be somewhere.
**[15:06] Miki**
So for now, let's just wait patiently
until the officers get back.
**[15:11] Haruaki**
No, let's go!
**[15:13] Haruaki**
With how fast Sano-kun and I are,
**[15:15] Haruaki**
I'm sure we'll be able to catch the robber!
**[15:18] Sano**
Damn it. Fine. Let's go.
**[15:22] Sano**
We're doing this
three-legged race style.
**[15:24] Haruaki**
Yeah! I'm sure we'll be perfectly in sync.
**[15:27] Sano**
Okay, right leg first.
**[15:28] Haruaki**
Okay! Ready, and...
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
***SIGN*** Flop
**[15:32] Sano**
The hell are you doing, you idiot?!
**[15:34] Haruaki**
You said to start with the right!
**[15:36] Sano**
I meant *my* right leg!
**[15:38] Haruaki**
You weren't clear!
**[15:40] Haruaki**
Minus five points!
**[15:42] Sano**
Shut up with that minus crap!
**[15:44] Haruaki**
Come on! One more time!
**[15:45] Haruaki**
We're starting with the left this time!
**[15:46] Sano**
We're starting with *my* left!
**[15:47] Amaaki**
How the hell is that in sync?
**[15:50] Miki**
We're gettin' nowhere.
**[15:52] Yamazaki**
Hold it!
**[15:54] Teketeke**
You're too slow!
**[15:58] Yamazaki**
* How dare he take a route*
* where he'd get noticed?!*
**[16:00] Yamazaki**
*I need to catch him fast!*
**[16:03] Yamazaki**
You must surrender!
**[16:05] Yamazaki**
Being seen by a human in your
youkai form is against the law!
**[16:10] Yamazaki**
Don't make this worse for you!
**[16:12] Teketeke**
As long as you don't catch me,
I win! I'm outta here!
**[16:17] Yamazaki**
*Damn it! I'm not gonna catch him!*
**[16:20] Yamazaki**
*I need to think of a plan!*
**[16:22] Teketeke**
See ya, loser!
**[16:24] Sano; Haruaki**
One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
**[16:33] Haruaki**
All right! We caught up with
you, storehouse robber!
**[16:36] Teketeke**
Who the hell are you guys?
What kind of youkai are you?
**[16:38] Haruaki**
I'm a human!
**[16:39] Sano**
And I'm a yakubyougami!
**[16:40] Teketeke**
Then I'll just climb back up and...
**[16:44] Mandragora Cop A**
Where is he?!
**[16:47] Teketeke**
Tch!
**[16:48] Haruaki**
You're not getting away!
**[16:49] Sano**
Just get caught by the cops already.
**[16:51] Teketeke**
Heh! You ain't no coppers!
What can you even do?
**[16:55] Haruaki**
We can at least stall you!
**[16:56] Both**
Take this!
**[16:58] Haruaki**
My...
**[16:59] Sano**
My...
**[16:59] Haruaki**
Power to exorcise demons!
**[17:01] Sano**
Youkai magic!
**[17:14] Haruaki**
Sorry! I still can't control my powers!
**[17:20] Sano**
Sadly, neither can I.
**[17:22] Amaaki**
Haru!
**[17:26] Amaaki**
Are you all right, Haru?
**[17:27] Haruaki**
Ame! What are you doing here?
It's dangerous! Get back!
**[17:31] Amaaki**
I came because I was worried.
**[17:35] Amaaki**
Eek! A youkai!
**[17:37] Teketeke**
I knew it. You're scared
of youkai, aren't ya?
**[17:40] Haruaki**
Don't, Ame! Get out of here now!
**[17:44] Teketeke**
Looks like God's on my side!
**[17:49] Teketeke**
Hey, weirdos! If you want
this guy to live, step back!
**[17:54] Sano**
Damn it... Is there nothing we can do?
**[17:59] Amaaki**
Actually... Since you stalled him for me...
**[18:02] Teketeke**
Eh? Huh?!
**[18:08] Amaaki**
I was able to corner this thief!
**[18:12] Teketeke**
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
**[18:18] Yamazaki**
The youkai police!
**[18:20] Sano**
That's...
**[18:21] Haruaki**
Yamazaki-san!
**[18:23] Teketeke**
Damn it! You're a copper! Let go of me!
**[18:27] Yamazaki**
Don't go underestimating...
**[18:31] Yamazaki**
a police officer!
**[18:37] Yamazaki**
14:33...
**[18:41] Yamazaki**
The perp has been captured.
**[18:45] Mandragora Cop A**
And that's that!
**[18:48] Sano**
That sucked.
**[18:50] Haruaki**
Sorry about that, Sano-kun.
**[18:51] Sano**
Eh, we gotta look out
for each other, I guess.
**[18:54] Yamazaki**
Well... I was able to capture
the thief thanks to you two.
**[19:00] Yamazaki**
Thank you.
**[19:01] Mandragora Cop B**
Go on, get in there.
**[19:03] Teketeke**
Boo...
**[19:05] Yamazaki**
Sorry about that, Abe-sensei.
**[19:07] Yamazaki**
It must've been surprising when
I borrowed your brother's form.
**[19:10] Haruaki**
Oh! It's fine!
**[19:12] Haruaki**
I actually had a feeling
that something was off.
**[19:15] Sano**
I'm surprised you knew.
**[19:16] Haruaki**
Well, he is my older brother.
**[19:19] Yamazaki**
I saw him get rather scared around Teketeke,
**[19:22] Yamazaki**
so I thought I could use
that to get his guard down.
**[19:25] Haruaki**
I see. You really are a great
doppelganger police officer.
**[19:30] Yamazaki**
Let me know if you ever
need anything, Abe-sensei!
**[19:35] Yamazaki**
Here's this back.
It's important to you, right?
**[19:38] Haruaki**
Yes! Thank you very much!
**[19:43] Haruaki**
I'm home!
**[19:45] Hatanaka**
Hey.
**[19:46] Haruaki**
Izuna-kun! You came to get the kids!
**[19:50] Hatanaka**
Sorry. Sounds like you went
through a lot of trouble.
**[19:54] Hatanaka**
Let me make it up to you sometime.
**[19:56] Haruaki**
Really? Then let's go out somewhere...
**[20:00] Haruaki**
Oh, yeah. Is Ibara-san okay?
**[20:04] Hatanaka**
Er, well...
**[20:06] Hatanaka**
I took her to the hospital, and...
**[20:10] Hatanaka**
It looks like our fourth kid is on the way.
**[20:13] Kamae**
Really?!
**[20:14] Hatanaka**
Yup, really!
**[20:16] Saki**
Yay! Keep it up until we have
our own baseball team, Daddy!
**[20:22] Hatanaka**
I'll make two teams so we
can all play each other!
***SIGN*** That's
18
**[20:27] Hatanaka**
So, yeah. Once our fourth gets big enough,
I hope you'll play with them, too.
**[20:33] Both**
Wha?
**[20:34] Sano**
So what's in this thing, anyway?
**[20:38] Haruaki**
What? Are you curious?
**[20:40] Haruaki**
Oh, if you insist.
**[20:42] Haruaki**
I guess I'll be nice and show you.
**[20:55] Haruaki**
Ta-da! The thing inside...
**[20:59] Haruaki**
was a limited-edition golden nurse uniform!
**[21:09] Saki**
He really is a perv!
**[21:12] Saki**
You perv! You perv! You perv! You perv!
**[21:16] Sano**
Don't put something like that
in your damn storehouse!
**[21:18] Hatanaka**
You'll rot my kids' heads!
**[21:20] Miki**
The hell is the purpose of that?!
**[21:22] Haruaki**
Aw, man... Why are you guys
treating me like this?
**[21:27] All**
Because you're a perv!
**[21:32] Small Old Man**
After that, Yamazaki-san was...
**[21:35] Yamazaki**
For crying out loud...
**[21:36] Yamazaki**
I'm a police officer, but I ended up showing
my youkai form in front of humans...
**[21:41] Yamazaki**
How pathetic.
**[21:44] Takahashi**
Is that your written apology?
I've never seen you fill one out.
**[21:47] Yamazaki**
Shut up. It's my first time writing one.
**[21:51] Takahashi**
Anyway, it's rare for you to get so worked up.
**[21:56] Yamazaki**
It's to protect the peace on our island.
**[21:59] Yamazaki**
I am one of Hyakki Academy Island's
police officers, after all!