E6 - The Friendship Scheme
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SIGN Exclusive Seller of Eden Academy Uniforms
[01:38] Proprietress
And... 99.5.
[01:42] Anya
I'm two millimeters bigger than last time!
[01:45] Loid
I'm sure it's just an error.
[01:46] Proprietress
You never know. Kids grow up so quickly.
[01:50] Yor
Indeed.
[01:51] Loid
Well, with that in mind, we should probably
have your uniform made a little bigger.
[01:55] Proprietress
But it was quite a shock to hear that
you were suddenly married, Yor.
[01:59] Proprietress
You should have told me the
last time you were here!
[02:04] Yor
I'm, er, sorry about the other day.
[02:07] Proprietress
And to think that your lovely daughter is
going to the prestigious Eden College.
[02:11] Proprietress
Congratulations.
[02:12] Anya
Fank you very much.
[02:15] Proprietress
Are you an Eden College alum?
[02:18] Loid
Oh, no. I went to an insignificant
little school out in the country.
[02:21] Proprietress
Oh, then do be careful.
[02:23] Proprietress
There's something of a wall between parents
who are Eden alumni and those who aren't.
[02:29] Proprietress
Apparently this causes discrimination and
bullying among the children, too.
[02:33] Proprietress
Oh, and hazing from the honor students,
[02:35] Proprietress
and conflict between the
dorm kids and commuters.
[02:39] Proprietress
Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings
of commuter kids are on the rise.
[02:43] Proprietress
It's not surprising, considering most of the
kids who can attend Eden are rich.
[02:48] Anya
I don't wanna go to school anymore.
[02:51] Proprietress
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
[02:55] Proprietress
Don't worry. There are plenty
of fun things about it, too.
[02:58] Proprietress
Okay, all done with your measurements.
[03:01] Proprietress
Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform,
[03:04] Proprietress
plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater,
for three additional items.
[03:08] Proprietress
You're a regular here, so I'll
get those done immediately.
[03:11] Proprietress
Oh, you'll be able to get everything else
you need from the shop on the corner.
[03:15] Loid
This is going to cost more than I thought.
[03:22] Loid
What's the matter?
[03:23] Anya
I am in fear that I will be kidnapped.
[03:25] Loid
Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time.
[03:28] Loid
Yor, is it all right if we eat out today?
[03:31] Yor
Yes, of course.
[03:33] Anya
Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant?
[03:37] Waiter
Here's our special for the day.
[03:38] Waiter
Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with
porcini mushrooms and potato potage.
[03:45] Anya
Po?
[03:46] Loid
Looks delicious.
[03:47] Loid
Must be cipher P.
[03:49] Loid
Ah, a notice about my briefing.
[03:51] Loid
It'll be in five days at
1300 hours at safe house D.
[03:55] Loid
Understood.
[03:57] Loid
But I really need to ask them to stop
using this notification method.
[04:00] Loid
There's something unpleasant about it.
SIGN 5 Days Later
[04:05] Loid
Hello?
[04:06] Loid
Oh, yes, hi.
[04:08] Loid
What? It's done already?
[04:10] Loid
All right. We'll come
pick up the order today.
[04:13] Loid
Thank you.
[04:17] Anya
Is the uniform done?
[04:19] Loid
Sounds like it.
[04:21] Loid
But I have my briefing today.
[04:24] Loid
I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor,
[04:25] Loid
but could you go pick
it up with Anya for me?
[04:28] Loid
I got called into work.
[04:31] Yor
Of course. You can count on me.
[04:34] Loid
I might not get home until late, so you
can go ahead and get delivery for dinner.
[04:39] Yor
All right.
[04:40] Anya
Have a knees day.
SIGN WISE Handler
Sylvia Sherwood
Alias: Handler
[05:15] Handler
Good day... or perhaps
good evening, Agent Twilight.
[05:20] Loid
Hello, Handler. What's this about?
[05:23] Handler
Before we get into that...
[05:26] Handler
What in the world were all
those expenses the other day?!
[05:28] Handler
A castle rental fee, and rental fees
for furniture to go in said castle?!
[05:31] Handler
You think we're made of money?!
[05:33] Loid
Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually.
[05:35] Loid
Going to school is apparently very expensive.
[05:37] Handler
I have to admire the balls it takes to
just casually hand me more bills.
[05:39] Loid
Well, they're all necessary expenses.
[05:42] Handler
Very well. Anyway...
[05:44] Handler
I'm here today to brief you
on phase 2 of Operation Strix.
[05:48] Handler
Though you're usually on the ball,
so that may not be necessary.
[05:52] Loid
Well... I may actually
be off my game lately.
[05:56] Handler
Phase 2 requires a social gathering.
[05:58] Handler
Before we get into the details,
let's review how Eden works.
[06:03] Handler
Eden College.
[06:04] Handler
There are around 2,500 students
[06:07] Handler
ranging from the ages of six to nineteen,
and the curriculum covers all thirteen years.
[06:10] Handler
Academics, sports, the arts...
[06:12] Handler
They offer a top-class
education in every field.
[06:15] Handler
The students who manage to shine
brighter than their fellow elites
[06:19] Handler
are the honor students known
as the Imperial Scholars.
[06:22] Handler
The social gathering that Desmond attends
[06:25] Handler
is only open to those Imperial
Scholars and their parents.
[06:30] Handler
In order to become an Imperial Scholar,
[06:32] Handler
a student must earn eight
merits known as "Stella."
[06:36] Handler
Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional
grades and contributions to society.
[06:41] Handler
Which means, first, you need to raise
your daughter into an honor student.
[06:45] Handler
You may use underhanded
means if necessary.
[06:49] Handler
On the other hand,
[06:51] Handler
poor grades and bad behavior will result
in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts.
[06:56] Handler
When a student receives eight of those,
they will be immediately expelled,
[06:59] Handler
so be aware of that.
[07:01] Handler
Now, let's work out the finer details.
[07:02] Loid
Turning that child into a honor student...
[07:06] Loid
Hello, anxiety, my old friend.
[07:12] Anya
Do I look cute in my uniform?
[07:14] Yor
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:16] Yor
Let's go to the portrait studio later!
[07:21] Anya
Ta-da!
[07:22] Anya
Do I look cute?
[07:24] Yor
Oh, you look absolutely adorable!
[07:26] Proprietress
Could you leave already? How many
times are you gonna say that?
[07:30] Anya
I wanna go on an ooting in this!
[07:32] Yor
Yes, let's do that!
[07:35] Proprietress
Thanks much.
[07:37] Anya
Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do!
[07:41] Yor
Why don't we stop by the park?
[07:45] Anya
This is my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:47] Anya
I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da!
[07:51] Mother A
My, your daughter's adorable.
[07:54] Mother B
She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous.
[07:58] Yor
Oh... Hello.
[08:00] Mother B's child
Mom, I'm hungry.
[08:03] Mother A
And what would you like for dinner?
[08:05] Mother A's child
Hamburg steak!
[08:10] (Flashback) Swan
So you do prefer your old mother.
[08:12] (Flashback) Anya
I want to be with them forever.
[08:17] Yor
I know that we're just a pretend family.
[08:20] Yor
But...
[08:22] Yor
Maybe I could be more of a mother to her.
[08:28] Anya
Mama!
[08:31] Anya
I just showed everyone how cute I am!
[08:34] Yor
Make sure you don't dirty your
uniform before you go to school.
[08:38] Yor
Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop
by the supermarket on our way home?
[08:43] Yor
Loid said he was going to be home
late, so I'll make dinner tonight.
[08:48] Anya
Ooh!
[08:48] Anya
Can you cook, Mama?
[08:50] Yor
Yes. I will do my very best.
[08:54] Thug A
Hey, is that kid from Eden?
[08:56] Thug B
Huh?
[08:58] Thug A
Is the chick next to her the mom?
[09:00] Thug B
She's gotta be the hired help.
[09:01] Thug B
No rich person's gonna
go shopping themselves.
[09:04] Thug A
You know, I think I want an allowance.
[09:08] Thug B
Me, too.
[09:10] Yor
I'm sure I'll be able to make something
if I have some meat and vegetables.
[09:15] Yor
I'm not sure what any of these are,
so I'll just buy all of them.
[09:19] Anya
Ta-da!
[09:22] Anya
I'm going outside now. I'm bored.
[09:23] Yor
Oh, don't wander off too far!
[09:30] Thug A
Hello there, little lady.
[09:32] Thug B
Be a good girl for just a little bit.
[09:35] Thug B
Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go.
[09:39] Anya
Bad guys!
[09:41] (Flashback) Proprietress
Eden has bullying and kidnappings...
[09:44] Anya
She was right!
[09:49] Thug C
I heard you can even sell their
uniforms for a sweet price.
[09:51] Thug B
Excellent. In that case,
little lady, let's take your—
[09:59] Yor
What do you think you're doing?
[10:02] Thug A
Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have
to tack on some medical bills, too.
[10:07] Thug A
Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help.
[10:09] Yor
I'm afraid I used up all of
my cash, so I have none left.
[10:12] Yor
So I must ask you to leave.
[10:15] Thug A
I see. Then I guess we're just gonna
have to strip the little lady.
[10:19] Thug A
You're gonna be fired anyway,
[10:22] Thug A
so go back to the countryside,
you shitty little maid!
[10:28] Thug A
Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin
with her bare hand?!
[10:33] Yor
I am that girl's mother!
[10:36] Yor
If you do not want to end up like
that vegetable, leave at once!
[10:42] Anya
Mama...
[10:45] Yor
Are you all right?
[10:47] Yor
I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have
let you out of my sight.
[10:50] Yor
There, there...
[10:52] Yor
And I've ruined all of the ingredients...
[10:55] Yor
I'm such a failure as a mother.
[11:03] Anya
But I love that my Mama
is so strong and cool.
[11:06] Anya
There, there.
[11:08] Anya
Killer punch, kapow!
[11:10] Yor
I-I'm so embarrassed!
[11:12] Anya
Mama!
[11:14] Anya
Train me, please!
[11:16] Yor
T-Train you?
[11:18] Anya
I know it's really dangerous to
be an Eden student now.
[11:22] Anya
But it won't be as scary if I train!
[11:26] Anya
I can do my best at school without dying!
[11:29] Anya
I wanna be like you, Mama!
[11:33] Yor
Even if I can't be like a normal mother,
[11:37] Yor
I'm going to do everything I can for her.
[11:41] Yor
All right. Let's go straight
home and start your training.
[11:44] Anya
Training!
[11:49] Loid
I'm home...
[11:50] Yor
Hah! Hah!
[11:54] Loid
What are you doing?
[11:55] Yor
Preparing her to go to school!
[11:56] Anya
Hah!
[11:58] Yor
Hah!
[11:58] Loid
Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety.
[11:59] Anya
Hah!
[12:00] Yor
Hah!
[12:01] Anya
Hah!
[12:04] Headmaster
You are truly the chosen.
[12:08] Headmaster
Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents,
[12:13] Headmaster
you have made it to the
hallowed halls of Eden.
[12:16] Headmaster
To our honorable new 228 students...
[12:22] Headmaster
Congratulations, and welcome to our school.
[12:24] Headmaster
Everyone here at Eden welcomes you
from the bottom of our hearts.
[12:28] Loid
We finally made it this far...
[12:31] Anya
Papa, a lot of people are
wearing the same thing I am.
[12:34] Loid
Yes. That's what a uniform is.
[12:36] Loid
I still have a mountain of
problems to tackle, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Handler
Listen up, Twilight.
[12:41] (Flashback) Handler
There are requirements to attend
Desmond's social gathering.
[12:44] (Flashback) Handler
The student must be an Imperial Scholar.
[12:48] (Flashback) Handler
And for that to happen, they
must receive plenty of merits.
[12:51] (Flashback) Handler
Do not forget that the future of the
East and West depends on this mission.
[12:58] Loid
Turning this child into an elite...
[13:00] Loid
I've mostly given up on that task.
[13:02] Anya
Shock!
[13:03] Loid
This school is already filled
with the best of the best.
[13:06] Loid
It'll be difficult to maintain a top position.
[13:09] Loid
More importantly...
[13:10] Instructor
Next, we will announce the houses
and their housemasters.
[13:15] Instructor
Please come forward when
your name is called.
[13:18] Instructor
Class one: Specter Hall.
[13:20] Instructor
William Howard.
[13:22] Instructor
Theodore Russell.
[13:25] Instructor
Grace Fein.
[13:27] Instructor
Jessica Clark.
[13:29] Instructor
Next, we have class two: Cline Hall.
[13:30] Anya
I wonder what class I'm gonna be in.
[13:32] Loid
Who knows?
[13:33] Instructor
Lucy Garrett.
[13:34] Loid
Actually... I do.
[13:37] Loid
Because I changed parts of the
lineups to help with my mission.
[13:39] Instructor
Class three: Cecile Hall.
[13:42] Instructor
Alice Paulette.
[13:43] Loid
To ensure that Anya...
[13:44] Instructor
Edward Perkshire.
[13:46] Instructor
Damian Desmond.
[13:48] Loid
would be in the same class as him.
[13:51] Loid
The second son of my target,
Donovan Desmond...
[13:54] Loid
Damian.
[13:55] Damian
That's Lord Damian to you.
[13:58] Loid
He got into Eden just
like his older brother.
[14:01] Loid
I've had my eye on him ever since I saw
his name on the list of students applying.
[14:04] Instructor
Jesse Capel.
[14:05] Loid
If plan A to get Anya to become an
Imperial Scholar proves too difficult,
[14:09] Loid
we'll go to plan B.
[14:10] Loid
I call it... the Friendship Scheme.
SIGN THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME
[14:13] Loid
Step one: be in the same class
as him and become friends.
[14:17] Loid
Step two: be invited to his
house and bring me along.
SIGN Come over!
[14:20] Loid
Step three: direct contact with the target!
SIGN Welcome
SIGN Thank
you
[14:24] Loid
I'm sure it won't actually go that easily,
[14:26] Loid
but the more insurance we have, the better.
[14:27] Instructor
Anya Forger.
[14:30] Loid
Go ahead.
[14:33] Loid
Anya must have grown up around kids
her age at the orphanage for years.
[14:38] Loid
I'll put my faith in her
communication skills.
[14:42] Anya
That's the evil boss's kid.
[14:45] Damian
What's with her?
[14:47] Damian
Heh, I see.
[14:49] Damian
She's already realized how
amazing I am and fallen for me.
[14:52] Damian
You've got good taste, kid.
[14:56] Damian
Playing hard to get, I see. Cute.
[14:59] Instructor
Becky Blackbell.
[15:01] Anya
Geh...
[15:02] Becky
Pleasure to meet you!
[15:06] Loid
That's...
[15:07] Loid
The daughter of the CEO of the major
military contractor, Blackbell.
[15:10] Loid
What?! And behind her is the daughter
of the vice president of parliament!
[15:13] Loid
And among the boys, there's the son of one
of the key members of the secret service!
[15:17] Loid
Her classmates are a
treasure trove of intel!
[15:20] Loid
Make sure you become friends
with all of them, Anya!
[15:23] Yor
Loid gets so worked up when
it comes to his daughter.
[15:26] Becky
I'm Becky! What's your name?
[15:28] Becky
She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't
mind taking care of her a bit.
[15:33] Anya
Hmph.
[15:33] Instructor
Those will be the 29 students in class three.
[15:34] Becky
Hey!
[15:35] Loid
Hello?!
[15:36] Instructor
And you will be under the
tutelage of Master Henderson.
[15:40] Yor
Oh, it's the nice teacher.
[15:42] Loid
So he didn't get fired after all.
[15:44] Loid
I feel it's unfair for a housemaster
to have to teach new students,
[15:48] Loid
but I guess it could've been much worse.
[15:51] Henderson
I'll just have to whip these rugrats
into shape like I used to.
[15:55] Instructor
And now, the new students will accompany their
homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus,
[15:59] Instructor
then head to their
respective classrooms.
[16:02] Instructor
During that time, there will be a meet and
greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians.
[16:09] Loid
Do your best, Anya.
[16:10] Loid
You'll be on your own from here on out.
[16:15] Anya
Okey-dokey!
[16:16] Henderson
You there! Stay in line!
[16:20] Loid
I'm so worried...
[16:22] Yor
It is always nerve-racking to send
them off into the world.
[16:24] Yor
I totally understand.
[16:27] Henderson
This is the dining hall.
[16:28] Henderson
The best chefs will present you with
the most elegant dishes daily.
[16:33] Henderson
Beyond those doors is a special dining
hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars.
[16:38] Henderson
Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they
achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella.
[16:44] Henderson
I trust that you will all do your best.
[16:47] Children
Yes, sir!
[16:48] Henderson
However, those who fall behind
[16:50] Henderson
will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face
punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes.
[16:54] Anya
Why are you looking at me?
[16:56] Emile
Lord Damian's gonna be an
Imperial Scholar in no time!
[16:59] Damian
Of course I am.
[17:00] Ewen
We'd expect nothing else!
[17:02] Damian
I mean, my father is the head
of the National Unity Party.
[17:05] Student A
Wait, really?!
[17:06] Student B
Wow!
[17:06] Student C
My Papa says we owe a lot
to the Desmond Group!
[17:10] Henderson
Silence! No private conversations!
[17:12] Becky
They're so dumb.
[17:17] Damian
What about you? What does your father do?
[17:20] Damian
If he's important enough, I'd consider
letting you be my friend, too.
[17:24] Anya
I will stay calm for the mission.
[17:27] Anya
He's a sp—a feelings doctor.
[17:29] Damian
Hmph. So he's just a nobody.
[17:32] Damian
You're probably not that rich, either. Lame.
[17:35] Anya
I wanna go play at your house.
[17:37] Ewen
You moron! Know your place, uggo!
[17:40] Ewen
This is the problem with
measly little peasants.
[17:42] Emile
You're gonna get your gross
peasant germs on him! Scram!
[17:47] Anya
Now is the time for me to
unleash my killer punch!
[17:50] (Flashback) Yor
Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[17:51] Anya
Gasp!
[17:52] (Flashback) Yor
Anyone who lets their
emotions control their fists
[17:55] (Flashback) Yor
does not know the meaning of true strength.
[17:57] (Flashback) Yor
If someone's just being a little mean,
[17:59] (Flashback) Yor
being able to laugh it off
makes you the cooler, bigger girl.
[18:01] (Flashback) Anya
A big girl!
[18:03] (Flashback) Yor
And if you can keep a smile on
your face, fights will not happen.
[18:07] Becky
Hey, stop being so pathetic.
At least say something back.
[18:11] Anya
Heh. Like I care.
[18:17] Anya
Heh.
[18:19] Damian
H-How dare she smirk at me
like she's mocking me?!
[18:23] Becky
Look at that composure!
She's so mature! Amazing!
[18:26] Becky
I was wrong about her being a baby!
[18:28] Becky
You're way more grown-up than
I thought. I'm impressed.
[18:32] Anya
I'm a grown-up?
[18:38] Anya
Heh.
[18:41] Damian
Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo!
[18:42] Damian
Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo!
[18:44] Ewen
Lord Damian, perhaps you should
broaden your vocabulary...
[18:47] Becky
What's your problem?
[18:48] Becky
Sure, she's uglier than me,
but you don't have to be so mean.
[18:52] Damian
Shut your mouth!
[18:53] Henderson
You there! How many times must I warn you?
[18:55] Henderson
Do you want punishments on your first day?
[18:58] Damian
Curse you... How dare you
embarrass me like that?!
[19:01] Damian
You'll pay for this!
[19:03] Anya
Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all.
[19:14] Becky
If you don't quit it,
I'm gonna tell the teacher!
[19:17] Damian
What? You have proof that we did it?
[19:20] Ewen and Emile
Yeah, yeah!
[19:21] Damian
Go on. Move!
[19:23] Damian
Hey, you smug uggo!
[19:26] Damian
I'm gonna bully you every single day!
[19:29] Damian
I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll
never be able to smirk again!
[19:33] Emile
Her feelings doctor father might
be able to fix her if she cries.
[19:37] Damian
Seriously? Well, that's impressive!
[19:39] Damian
Aren't you a special widdle girl?
[19:44] Damian
Hey, where do you think
you're looking? You scared?
[19:58] Henderson
What is the meaning of this?!
[20:00] Emile
Sir! She just punched Lord Damian!
[20:04] Anya
I just reached out my hand ,
and somehow, he ran into it.
[20:06] Ewen
You liar! You're not fooling anyone!
[20:09] Emile
You were even making sure the
teacher wasn't looking earlier!
[20:13] Anya
You got any proof I did it?
[20:15] Ewen
You left the imprint of
your fist on his face!
[20:18] Henderson
I trust you are aware that
perjury is a disgraceful act,
[20:22] Henderson
Anya Forger.
[20:25] Becky
That's not what happened, sir!
[20:27] Becky
She was holding back all day,
but these bullies just...
[20:31] Henderson
So it's true that she hit him?
[20:36] Yor
Listen carefully, Miss Anya.
[20:38] Anya
Gasp!
[20:38] (Flashback) Yor
The only time it's all right for
you to use force is, for example,
[20:42] (Flashback) Yor
if you're saving a friend in trouble.
[20:47] Anya
H-Her foot...
[20:51] Anya
He stepped on it.
[20:53] Anya
So I got mad...
[20:55] Anya
I'm sorry.
[20:58] Becky
She did that for me?!
[21:00] Becky
Oh, Anya!
[21:03] Henderson
She held back her own personal anger,
[21:03] Becky
Thank you! Thank you, Anya!
[21:05] Henderson
and had the courage to stand
up to a lad for her friend.
[21:07] Becky
I'm so moved!
[21:10] Henderson
Truly elegant, Anya Forger.
[21:14] Henderson
But I'm afraid...
[21:16] Loid
So the Desmonds didn't appear after all.
[21:20] Loid
Well, there's no need to rush.
[21:23] Loid
Now that she's enrolled,
we have all the time in the world.
[21:24] Staff
Ladies and gentlemen.
[21:26] Staff
The students' orientation is now complete,
so please head toward the courtyard.
[21:26] Loid
And I was able to make some connections.
[21:30] Staff
If you would gather round,
we will take a group photo.
[21:32] Loid
Where's Anya?
[21:34] Henderson
Forger.
[21:36] Henderson
Come with me.
[21:37] Loid
She punched a boy?
[21:40] Yor
Are you hurt at all?
[21:41] Loid
And it just happened to be Desmond's son?
[21:42] Henderson
Usually, acts of violence would
immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts...
[21:43] Loid
What in the world?
[21:47] Henderson
But at my discretion, it became one.
[21:49] Henderson
That is as much as I can do.
[21:53] Yor
I'm terribly sorry, Loid!
All because I trained her...
[21:57] Henderson
I will speak with his parents, too.
SIGN Plan A
SIGN Plan B
[22:01] Loid
It's the first day of school
and she lost a point.
[22:03] Loid
To top it off, her relationship with
Damian couldn't be any worse.
[22:08] Photographer
All right, everyone! We're taking the picture!
[22:11] Photographer
The family on the right over there!
Smile a little more!
[22:14] Photographer
Say, "Cheese!"
SIGN Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 8
Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7
Relationship with Damian: -100
SIGN THE TARGET'S SECOND SON
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