E1 - Operation Strix

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[00:03] Diplomat
    How much longer to the embassy?
[00:06] Driver
    I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.
[00:09] Driver
    Huh?
[00:10] Driver
    The brake's not working.
[00:11] Diplomat
    Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!
[00:19] Member A
    One of our diplomats perished
    in a car accident in Ostania.
[00:24] Member A
    But we believe it to be an assassination
     by the East's far-right political party.
[00:29] Member A
    They are plotting a war against
    our nation of Westalis.
[00:34] Member A
    We must do everything we can
    to figure out their plan.
[00:38] Member B
    Let's let him take care of it.
[00:39] Member B
    The best agent we have.
[00:42] Member B
    "Twilight."
[00:45] Man in Coat
    Here's the goods I promised.
[00:47] Man in Coat
    Proof that the foreign
    minister wears a toupee.
[00:50] Man in Coat
    I even have the negatives.
[00:52] Fake Edgar
    Well done.
[00:54] Fake Edgar
    Now we can force him to resign.
[00:56] Fake Edgar
    I look forward to doing
    business with you again.
[01:00] Edgar
    Hey.
[01:02] Edgar
    How about you hand over the goods now?
[01:06] Man in Coat
    Huh? Wha—But you just—
[01:11] Man in Coat
    He got me!
[01:12] Narrator
    Code name: Twilight.
[01:15] Narrator
    A spy.
[01:20] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[01:23] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[01:25] Narrator
    this man survived that battlefield by being
[01:27] Narrator
    a master of disguise,
    a man with a hundred faces.
[01:32] Karen
    So Daddy's been in such a bad
    mood lately because someone
[01:34] Karen
    stole his toupee pictures, or something.
[01:36] Karen
    What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.
[01:39] Karen
    Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?
[01:41] Twilight
    Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.
[01:46] Karen
    So, Robert... Do you think
    one day we'll also—
[01:49] Twilight
    Karen, let's break up.
[01:51] Karen
    What?!
[01:52] Twilight
    I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence
    in your conversations.
[01:55] Twilight
    Farewell. May you find happiness.
[01:56] Karen
    Hey, Robert! Wait!
    You can't just do that to me!
[02:00] Karen
    Robert!
[02:01] Twilight
    Sorry, Karen, but I have no
    further use for your family.
[02:06] Twilight
    As of tonight, I'm also done with
    the mask known as Robert.
[02:09] Twilight
    Marriage? Conventional happiness?
[02:11] Twilight
    I got rid of those aspirations, as well
    as my identity, the day I became a spy.
[02:28] Contact
    Meow.
[02:29] Twilight
    Must be Cipher C.
[02:31] Train Announcer
    The train bound for Berlint is
    now departing from track 5.
[02:37] Chief
    Good day, or perhaps,
    good evening, Twilight.
[02:40] Chief
    Well done on your last mission.
[02:43] Chief
    Thanks to you, the minister lived another day,
    to the great benefit of our country.
[02:48] Chief
    Now, then, I have your next mission.
[02:51] Chief
    Your target is the leader of the
    National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.
[02:55] Chief
    He is a great threat to the truce
    between the East and the West.
[02:58] Chief
    Your mission is to get close to him
    and probe any seditious activities.
[03:02] Chief
    In order to achieve this,
[03:03] Chief
    you will get married and have a child.
[03:06] Twilight
    Sorry, what?!
[03:07] Chief
    Desmond is an extremely cautious
    man who rarely appears in public.
[03:12] Chief
    He only appears at social gatherings held
    at the elite private school his son attends.
[03:18] Chief
    These events are informal get-togethers for the
    upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.
[03:22] Chief
    You will have your child
    enroll in this school
[03:25] Chief
    and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.
[03:27] Chief
    The enrollment deadline is drawing near,
    meaning you have one week to pull this off.
[03:32] Twilight
    You expect me to produce a
    child within seven days?!
[03:37] Twilight
    Please excuse me.
[03:39] Chief
    Operation Strix.
[03:41] Chief
    This operation is the key to maintaining
    peace between East and West...
[03:43] Chief
    and perhaps, the world.
[03:46] Chief
    Hero who casts no shadow,
[03:47] Chief
    the great deeds you and your fellow
    agents do shall never see the light of day.
[03:51] Chief
    You will never earn any medals
    nor make it into the papers.
[03:54] Chief
    Even so...
[03:55] Chief
    Never forget that everyone else's
    day-to-day lives are possible
[03:58] Chief
    because of your blood, sweat, and tears.
[04:01] Twilight
    Very well.
[04:03] Twilight
    I abandoned my identity
    when I became Twilight.
[04:05] Twilight
    I will play the part of a
    father with a child if I must,
[04:08] Twilight
    for the sake of a better world.
SIGN    OPERATION STRIX
[04:15] Real estate agent
    This is one of our single-family apartments.
[04:18] Real estate agent
    The unit comes furnished, includes central
    air conditioning and heating, and...
[04:21] Real estate agent
    Um... Sir?
[04:22] Loid
    No wiretaps detected, and there
    are securable escape routes.
[04:26] Loid
    I'll take it.
[04:27] Real estate agent
    Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now,
    if you'd sign these documents...
[04:30] Loid
    Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.
[04:34] Loid
    That's my new life.
[04:37] Loid
    With a family I love and
    a happy home life...
[04:39] Real estate agent
    How nice that you and your family
    are moving into a new home.
[04:42] Real estate agent
    Do you have a boy or a girl?
[04:44] Loid
    Ah, well...
[04:46] Loid
    I'll be deciding on that soon.
[04:47] Real estate agent
    Huh?
[04:48] Loid
    What an absolute burden for a spy.
[04:53] Orphanage Director
    Huh? You wanna adopt?
[04:57] Loid
    Indeed. I heard that your orphanage
    was looking for candidates.
[05:01] Loid
    You see, my wife and I—
[05:02] Orphanage Director
    Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.
[05:05] Orphanage Director
    Come on in.
[05:07] Loid
    What a terrible environment.
[05:09] Loid
    But the shadier the establishment,
[05:12] Loid
    the more likely these children
    have complicated pasts,
[05:14] Loid
    so it'll be easier to alter their stories.
[05:16] Loid
    I can make this mission
    work if I have a child.
[05:19] Loid
    I would've preferred to
    handle it all on my own,
[05:22] Loid
    but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,
[05:25] Loid
    no matter how skilled a spy I am.
[05:27] Loid
    Pardon me. If possible, I'd like
    a child who can read and write.
[05:31] Orphanage Director
    Well, in that case...
[05:32] Orphanage Director
    Hey, Anya.
[05:34] Orphanage Director
    She's the smartest one we've got.
[05:36] Orphanage Director
    She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.
[05:38] Orphanage Director
    She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.
[05:40] Orphanage Director
    I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.
[05:43] Orphanage Director
    Go on. Say hello.
[05:45] Loid
    Er... Pardon me.
[05:48] Loid
    If I recall, the earliest age students
    can enter Eden College is six.
[05:51] Loid
    She definitely looks no
    older than four or five.
[05:54] Anya
    Six.
[05:55] Anya
    I'm six!
[05:56] Orphanage Director
    You're six years old?
[05:59] Loid
    But she's so small...
[06:04] Loid
    Hm? The paper?
[06:07] Loid
    A crossword puzzle?
[06:08] Loid
    That's probably too difficult for a child.
[06:11] Loid
    Of course, for myself,
    it's mere child's play.
[06:14] Loid
    One down is "homeostasis."
[06:16] Loid
    One across is "causal closure."
[06:18] Loid
    The one below that is "symplectomorphism."
[06:25] Loid
    She completed it? Seriously?
[06:27] Loid
    Such unbelievable intellect.
[06:29] Loid
    She should have no problem
    passing the entrance exam.
[06:32] Loid
    I'll take her.
[06:34] Loid
    As for the paperwork...
[06:35] Orphanage Director
    Don't worry about that.
    Just take her already.
[06:38] Loid
    My mission to end up with
    a child is a success.
[06:39] Loid
    Everything's going so well
    that it's making me nervous.
[06:42] Loid
    Are you okay with this?
[06:44] Anya
    A spy... mission...
[06:46] Anya
    So exciting!
[06:47] Narrator
    This little girl happened to be a telepath.
[06:50] Narrator
    Test Subject 007.
[06:52] Narrator
    She possessed the ability
    to read people's minds.
[06:55] Narrator
    She was unintentionally created in an
    experiment by a certain organization,
[06:58] Narrator
    and she later fled their facility.
[07:00] Narrator
    She has been wandering around looking
    for someone to take care of her.
[07:03] Loid
    Now, listen, little girl.
[07:04] Anya
    Anya.
[07:05] Loid
    Now, listen, Anya.
[07:06] Loid
    Starting today, you will be my daughter,
[07:09] Loid
    but if anyone asks,
    you've always been my daughter.
[07:12] Loid
    Got it?
[07:12] Anya
    Yep.
[07:14] Loid
    Make sure you address me as "Father."
[07:17] Anya
    Papa!
[07:18] Loid
    Very well.
[07:19] Neighbor
    Well, aren't you a cute
    little girl? Hello there.
[07:22] Loid
    We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.
[07:24] Anya
    I am Anya. I have been Papa's
    child for a very long time.
[07:28] Loid
    That wasn't necessary.
[07:29] Loid
    Come on, let's go inside.
[07:32] Anya
    This is Anya's house?
[07:33] Loid
    Yes.
[07:34] Anya
    A TV!
[07:36] Loid
    Go ahead and turn it on.
[07:39] TV Announcer
    Spy Wars, an adventure cartoon!*
[07:41] Anya*
    I like this show.
[07:44] Loid
    Of all things...
[07:45] Bondman
    A gun with a silencer?
[07:48] Anya
    So exciting.
[07:48] Bondman
    You're a professional!
[07:49] Loid
    First, I'll have to gather
    everything we'll need.
[07:50] Bondman
    I will be taking back that bomb.
[07:52] Loid
    And I'll have to forge an ID for her.
[07:52] Bondman
    Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.
[07:54] Loid
    I'm going out for a bit.
[07:56] Loid
    Just sit there and watch your show.
[07:56] Bondman
    Out of my way!
[07:58] Anya
    An adventure!
[08:00] Loid
    I'm not going on an adventure.
    I'm just going shopping.
[08:07] Anya
    I want a pistol with a silencer!
[08:09] Loid
    Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.
[08:11] Loid
    To be a master spy,
[08:13] Loid
    one must act normal and never
    draw attention to themselves.
[08:15] Loid
    We must do everything we can
    to look like an ordinary family.
[08:18] Anya
    Papa! Save me!
[08:20] Loid
    Must you draw attention to yourself?
[08:21] Old Lady
    Now, now. You need to make sure
    you hold the little one's hand.
[08:24] Old Lady
    Here.
[08:29] Loid
    Having one hand tied up will make it difficult
    to prepare for an enemy ambush,
[08:33] Loid
    but no matter.
[08:34] Anya
    An enemy?!
[08:41] Loid
    What are you doing?
[08:43] Anya
    Hiding!
[08:44] Loid
    Did I do anything to make
    her want to hide from me?
[08:46] Loid
    Perhaps I held her hand too
    early. Does she hate me?
[08:48] Loid
    This isn't good.
[08:49] Loid
    I need to maintain a good relationship
    with her until the end of this mission.
[08:53] Loid
    I must know more about this creature.
[08:56] Loid
    It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other
    party is the first step toward peace.
[08:59] Anya
    Understanding me will lead to world peace?!
[09:04] Anya
    I like peanuts.
[09:06] Anya
    And I don't like carrots.
[09:07] Loid
    Uh-huh...
[09:08] Anya
    But I really like crispy
    bacon from bakenries!
[09:11] Loid
    That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.
[09:15] Anya
    I'd like this, please.
[09:17] Loid
    That costs one dalc. You can't
    buy it with a ten-pent coin.
[09:24] Loid
    Is this girl actually stupid?
[09:27] Loid
    Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?
[09:28] Loid
    Maybe I can still go back
    and get another child—
[09:32] Anya
    Pwease don't get rid of me!
[09:33] Loid
    What's gotten into you?!
[09:34] Passerby
    What a terrible parent.
[09:35] Anya
    Pwease! I'm a good bargain!
[09:39] Loid
    What do I do?
[09:41] Loid
    I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!
[09:43] Anya
    Peanuts!
[09:48] Anya
    Papa, I'm tired.
[09:51] Anya
    Can't walk anymore...
[09:52] Loid
    What?
[09:54] Loid
    This isn't working...
    I just don't understand
[09:57] Loid
    this irrational behavior.
[10:00] Loid
    I need some manuals to
    help me understand it.
[10:05] Loid
    "The key to raising a child is trust."
[10:08] Loid
    "Rather than scolding them, try to
    understand things from their perspective."
[10:11] Loid
    "Children are not very good at putting
    how they're feeling into words,
SIGN    CHILDREARING
[10:15] Loid
    so try to understand them more."
    So no interrogating them, then?
SIGN    CHILDCARE
SIGN    CHILDREARING
[10:19] Loid
    Do the parents of the world
[10:20] Loid
    normally carry out such difficult
    missions all the time?
[10:23] Loid
    "Nurture their self-esteem
    to give them a better future."
[10:27] Loid
    "By giving them the ability to think
    for themselves, their future..."
[10:33] Loid
    As soon as I'm done with this mission,
    I'm sending her back to the orphanage.
[10:37] Loid
    That's the extent of our relationship.
[10:43] Anya
    Don't wanna!
[10:45] Anya
    I don't wanna study!
[10:48] Loid
    I need to know how smart
    you are for this exam.
[10:51] Anya
    I don't need to study to do any tests.
[10:54] Anya
    If I just read other people's...
[10:56] Anya
    ...people's minds...
[10:57] Loid
    Are you planning on cheating? Listen.
[11:00] Loid
    If you don't get into this school...
[11:01] Loid
    ...my mission fails.
[11:06] Loid
    Fine, then.
[11:09] Loid
    I'm heading out.
[11:11] Loid
    You're not coming with me today.
[11:13] Loid
    No matter what.
[11:15] Loid
    You're staying home.
[11:22] Loid
    Hey!
[11:23] Loid
    I told you, you're not coming!
[11:26] Loid
    You there! Do you really
    think I don't see you?
[11:29] Loid
    There!
[11:30] Loid
    There!
[11:31] Anya
    Papa is so good at finding me.
[11:33] Anya
    It's so much fun!
[11:36] Loid
    Try and get out of that!
[11:38] Franky
    So that's why you're late?
[11:40] Loid
    In the end, I put up a barricade in front
    of the door and trapped her inside.
[11:43] Franky
    I'm praying that you don't get
    reported for child abuse.
[11:46] Loid
    Who knows what children are thinking?
[11:49] Loid
    Their method of always crying to
    get their way is truly annoying.
[11:52] Franky
    Hate to tell you this, Twilight,
    but crying is their job.
[11:55] Franky
    More importantly, here's what you asked for.
[11:58] Franky
    An application, ticket for the exam,
     and exam questions.
[12:01] Franky
    I went through hell getting these for you.
[12:03] Loid
    Thanks, Franky.
[12:04] Loid
    I think we can make things work if
    we have her memorize everything.
[12:07] Franky
    Oh, yeah. About your daughter...
[12:09] Franky
    I dug up some records on her past
    that the orphanage didn't have.
[12:12] Franky
    I couldn't find anything about her birth.
[12:14] Franky
    No info on her age or parents, either.
[12:16] Franky
    I could only find information
    from the last year,
[12:18] Franky
    but she's been adopted four
    times and returned each time.
[12:21] Franky
    She's also been to two other orphanages.
[12:23] Loid
    "Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...
[12:27] Franky
    She changes names as much as you do.
[12:29] Franky
    You guys are perfect for each other.
[12:31] Franky
    Hey, I'm kidding. This is
    for your mission, right?
[12:34] Franky
    She may be a kid, but no good's gonna
    come out of getting too attached.
[12:39] Loid
    Thanks for the concern.
[12:40] Franky
    Hello? Where's my money?!
[12:42] Franky
    Damn it... Who knows what
    spies are thinking, either?
[12:53] Anya
    I'm so bored. Spies aren't
    like what I thought.
[12:56] Anya
    I just want to get the bomb back.
[13:00] Loid
    I can't have her messing with my
    spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.
[13:03] Loid
    The code is 6, 1...
[13:06] Anya
    ...1, 0.
[13:07] Anya
    Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:14] Anya
    Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
[13:17] Anya
    Ooh!
[13:19] Anya
    Secret messages!
[13:21] Anya
    Secrets, secrets...
[13:25] Henchman A
    Boss! We've intercepted a new message.
[13:28] Edgar
    Is it using the West's cipher?
[13:30] Henchman A
    No, it's just plain text.
[13:32] Henchman A
    It says... "Twilight here"...
[13:35] Henchman A
    Twilight here!
[13:37] Henchman A
    This is the frequency used
    by Western intelligence.
[13:39] Henchman A
    Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...
[13:43] Edgar
    Hurry up and pinpoint
    where it's coming from!
[13:47] Anya
    Whew...
[13:51] Loid
    Now that you've found out I'm
    a spy, you'll have to disappear.
[13:56] Anya
    If he finds out I'm a telepath...
[13:59] Anya
    I'll have to leave.
[14:01] Researcher A
    Anya, you mustn't tell
    anyone about your power.
[14:05] (Flashback) Researcher B
    It's time to study now, Anya.
[14:08] (Flashback) Anya
    But I wanna draw...
[14:10] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Don't bother with childish games.
[14:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
    We must use your power for
    the sake of world peace.
[14:16] (Flashback) Researcher A
    There's no time for tears, either.
[14:18] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Now, enough playing. Back to studying.
[14:25] Loid
    She'd better not have messed
    up the apartment.
[14:28] Loid
    Oh, right. I need to move this.
[14:53] Loid
    Who the hell are these guys?!
[14:55] Loid
    Anya!
[14:57] Loid
    Anya!
[15:00] Loid
    She's been kidnapped?
[15:02] Loid
    By whoever sent these thugs? But why?
[15:05] Loid
    I need to find her immediately. Calm down.
[15:09] Loid
    From the looks of it,
    I've been compromised.
[15:12] Loid
    I need to get to safety immediately.
[15:15] Loid
    As for Anya...
[15:16] Loid
    There are plenty of other
    children out there.
[15:19] Loid
    I'll start things over
    from square one and—
[15:24] Edgar
    So who the hell is this kid?
[15:26] Edgar
    Could she be Twilight's?
[15:28] Henchman B
    No idea. She was in the room
    where the message came from,
[15:31] Henchman B
    so we snatched her just in case.
[15:32] Anya
    Because of the transmission?
[15:34] Henchman B
    She was holed up inside the apartment
    with a barricade out front.
[15:37] Edgar
    Why out front?
[15:38] Henchman B
    Beats me.
[15:39] Edgar
    Well, no matter. We might be
    able to use her as a hostage
[15:43] Edgar
    in order to force Twilight
    to steal the toupee
[15:45] Edgar
    off of the foreign minister's
    head personally.
[15:47] Henchman D
    Boss, I think we should just
    give up on the toupee.
[15:51] Edgar
    Transparency is essential in government.
[15:54] Edgar
    Toupees are a no-go.
[15:55] Anya
    A pistol with a silencer...
[15:57] Edgar
    Also, the minister's a traitor who's
    been secretly backing the West.
[16:01] Edgar
    Anyone who advocates for
    a traitor is also a traitor.
[16:05] Anya
    A real bad guy...
[16:09] Henchman G
    Boss! Nguyen and his guys
    are back from the apartment!
[16:13] Fake Nguyen
    We captured him.
[16:16] Edgar
    Well done.
[16:18] Fake Nguyen
    Those weren't the moves of an
    amateur. He's the real deal.
[16:22] Henchman E
    Go rest over there.
[16:23] Edgar
    Now then, Twilight...
[16:27] Edgar
    Let's have you return the
    photographs you stole from me.
[16:31] Edgar
    Nguyen!
[16:32] Henchman E
    What's going on?! He was just—
[16:33] Henchman C
    The kid's gone!
[16:35] Edgar
    He got me again!
[16:36] Loid
    This was a mistake.
[16:38] Loid
    I risked everything by waltzing
    right into enemy territory.
[16:40] Loid
    I'm a failure as a spy.
[16:42] Anya
    Papa...
[16:42] Anya
    Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:43] Fake Nguyen
    Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.
[16:46] Fake Nguyen
    You don't have to be scared.
[16:47] Anya
    Pabwaaaaaah!
[16:49] Loid
    This is exactly why kids suck.
[16:51] Loid
    I see.
[16:53] Loid
    I think I figured out why I hate
    the sound of kids crying so much.
[16:57] Loid
    Because I end up remembering
    my own childhood.
[17:01] Loid
    No one reached out their hand to save me.
[17:03] Loid
    I felt alone, in despair, and so
    powerless that all I could do was cry.
[17:08] Loid
    I thought I'd abandoned that past,
    but on a subconscious level,
[17:10] Loid
    she was reminding me of me.
[17:12] Loid
    No, actually...
[17:18] Fake Nguyen
    Listen up, little girl.
[17:19] Anya
    Anya.
[17:20] Fake Nguyen
    Listen up, Anya.
[17:22] Fake Nguyen
    Me and my friends are pro tag players.
[17:26] Fake Nguyen
    Whenever we spot someone with potential,
    we immediately challenge them to a game.
[17:30] Anya
    Oh.
[17:31] Anya
    Papa is a liar.
[17:32] Fake Nguyen
    Now, listen.
[17:33] Fake Nguyen
    If you go straight down
    this street and turn right,
[17:36] Fake Nguyen
    you'll find a police station.
[17:38] Fake Nguyen
    If you can get this to a
    police officer, you win the game.
[17:41] Fake Nguyen
    Got it?
[17:42] Loid
    If you show them this, they'll put
    you in a better orphanage.
[17:45] Loid
    I'm not going to involve
    a kid in this mission.
[17:48] Loid
    I'll figure something
    out and rework the plan.
[17:48] Anya
    Pa—
[17:49] Loid
    All right, go! Hurry!
[17:52] Loid
    I'm a failure as a spy? No.
[17:55] Loid
    My mistake was putting that little
    girl in danger to begin with.
[17:59] Loid
    How could I forget?
[18:00] Loid
    To create a world where
    children won't have to cry...
[18:05] Loid
    That's why I became a spy.
[18:10] Henchman B
    Don't let that bastard get away!
[18:12] Henchman E
    We're gonna drag him out here
    and expose his face to—
[18:16] Henchman B
    A trap? When did he—
[18:18] Henchman E
    What is this? Flour?
[18:21] Henchman C
    T-Twilight?!
[18:23] Henchman B
    Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!
[18:32] Edgar
    Wha—
[18:34] Edgar
    You've gotta be shitting me.
[18:38] Loid
    Turn around, and I'll kill you.
[18:40] Edgar
    Twilight...
[18:42] Loid
    Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.
[18:45] Loid
    How's Karen doing?
[18:47] Edgar
    How do you know my daughter's name?
[18:49] Loid
    Of course I know. That's what spies do.
[18:52] Loid
    I know her height, weight, shoe size,
[18:54] Loid
    her favorite foods, even how
    many moles are on her body.
[18:57] Loid
    Though it's nothing compared to your record,
    I know of her criminal activity, too.
[19:01] Edgar
    Absurd! My daughter would never—
[19:03] Loid
    Edgar.
[19:04] Loid
    I also know how much you
    care about your daughter.
[19:07] Loid
    So listen carefully.
[19:08] Loid
    If you wish for her to have any
    semblance of a normal life,
[19:11] Loid
    you'll leave me the hell alone.
[19:16] Loid
    If you understand, go home right now.
[19:33] Loid
    Anya!
[19:34] Anya
    Papa!
[19:36] Anya
    Papa!
[19:38] Loid
    What are you—I mean,
[19:40] Loid
    what are you doing outside the house?
[19:42] Loid
    I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,
[19:45] Loid
    but I guess they went out of business.
[19:47] Anya
    Papa is a huge liar.
[19:49] Anya
    I was playing tag with some old guys.
[19:52] Loid
    Oh, I see. Did you have fun?
[19:55] Anya
    It was a little scary.
[19:57] Anya
    I wanna go home.
[20:00] Anya
    To our home, Papa.
[20:03] Loid
    Are you sure?
[20:05] Anya
    If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.
[20:08] Franky
    She's been adopted four times
    and returned each time.
[20:12] Loid
    Anya Williams... Anya Levski...
[20:15] Loid
    Anya Roche.
[20:17] Loid
    I see.
[20:19] Loid
    Well, let's go home, then.
[20:25] Loid
    But that apartment is far
    too dangerous, so let's move.
[20:28] Loid
    I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.
[20:29] Anya
    I don't like snakes.
[20:31] Anya
    Papa is a huge liar...
[20:33] Anya
    But he's such a cool liar.
[20:35] Anya
    I wanna live in a castle.
[20:37] Loid
    We'll see if one's listed.
[20:39] Loid
    Once we get to our new home,
     you've got to study.
[20:41] Anya
    Gwak!
[20:42] Loid
    This time, you just have to
    memorize all the answers.
[20:44] Loid
    It'll be easy.
[20:56] Invigilator
    All right, begin!
[21:01] Loid
    I'm counting on you, Anya.
[21:04] Loid
    You can do it.
[21:06] Child B
    This is so hard!
[21:07] Child C
    I don't know any of these answers!
[21:09] Child D
    Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
[21:11] Child E
    Mommy...
[21:24] Loid
    K-212...
[21:26] Loid
    K-212...
[21:31] Loid
    It's there! You passed!
[21:33] Loid
    You did it!
[21:34] Anya
    Did I do a good job?
[21:35] Loid
    You bet you did!
[21:37] Loid
    You—
[21:38] Anya
    Papa!
[21:40] Loid
    I relaxed for a second and all my
    pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.
[21:41] Anya
    Papa! Don't leave me!
[21:44] Loid
    I... relaxed?
[21:44] Anya
    Papa! You're going to make me cry!
[21:47] Anya
    I promise to be a good girl!
    Just come back to me!
[21:47] Loid
    What the hell is going on with me?
[22:50] Anya
    Papa died.
[22:52] Mailman
    I've got some mail for you!
[22:56] Mailman
    Is this the Forger residence?
[22:57] Anya
    I'm Anya Forger.
[22:59] Mailman
    Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?
[23:02] Anya
    My mama doesn't exist.
[23:03] Mailman
    Oh, really? I'm sorry...
[23:05] Anya
    Papa! The mailman came.
[23:27] Loid
    What do you think you're doing?!
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[23:31] Loid
    I actually fell asleep in front of someone.
[23:33] Loid
    Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.
[23:36] Anya
    Mail!
[23:39] Loid
    It's a letter from Eden College.
[23:42] Anya
    What's the matter, Papa?
[23:44] Loid
    "The second phase of the admission
    process is a family interview."
[23:47] Loid
    "It is mandatory that the applicant
    attend with both parents."
[23:50] Loid
    "Absolutely no exceptions."
[23:53] Anya
    But Mama doesn't exist.
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