E10 - The Great Dodgeball Plan

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[00:46] Instructor
    Good morning, Master Henderson.
[00:49] Henderson
    Good morning, sir.
[00:52] Henderson
    Would you like some tea, as well?
[00:54] Instructor
    Yes, I'd love some.
[01:00] Instructor
    It's been a while since you were in
    charge of the grade school kids.
[01:05] Instructor
    How are the kids this year?
[01:07] Henderson
    I must say, they show promise.
[01:11] Instructor
    I heard you had to give one of them
    a Tonitrus Bolt on their first day.
[01:18] Henderson
    True, it was a rather rare occurrence
    for our prestigious Eden College.
[01:22] Instructor
    It's the first time I've heard
    of it happening, too.
[01:25] Henderson
    I only did what was necessary.
[01:29] Henderson
    Good deeds shall be praised,
[01:31] Henderson
    and misconduct will be met with punishment.
[01:34] Henderson
    That is essential to education.
[01:37] Instructor
    I have much to learn from you, sir.
[01:43] Henderson
    As the elementary students pass
    through the gates of Eden College
[01:47] Henderson
    to learn true elegance every day,
     our school's traditions shall live on.
[01:52] Henderson
    Our house of learning exists to ensure
    the future of our country is elegant.
[02:17] Ewen
    Lord Damian!
[02:19] Ewen
    Isn't this your older brother, Lord Damian?
[02:24] Damian
    Yes...
[02:25] Ewen
    This must be his entrance ceremony!
[02:28] Ewen
    He's probably elsewhere in this book, too!
[02:31] Emile
    Oh, there he is!
[02:32] Ewen
    Ooh!
[02:33] Emile
    There he is again!
[02:35] Ewen
    And here! He's truly an MVP!
[02:39] Emile
    Your brother is just raking in
    the Stellas! How magnificent!
[02:45] Ewen
    But I'm sure you'll become an Imperial
    Scholar even faster, Lord Damian!
[02:49] Ewen
    We all know you'll be the first
    to get a Stella in our grade!
[02:54] Damian
    W-Well, yes.
[02:55] Emile
    But we still have a while until our exams.
[02:59] Emile
    Your first opportunity will be...
[03:02] Emile
    Our P.E. class next week.
[03:04] Emile
    We'll be having a dodgeball tournament
    with the other classes!
[03:08] Ewen
    My friend told me something he
    heard from his friend in Class 7.
[03:12] Ewen
    He said if you become MVP,
    you can get a Stella!
[03:16] Damian
    Really?
[03:17] Emile
    This is your chance, Lord Damian!
[03:19] Damian
    MVP, eh?
[03:45] Henderson
    It is a clear, sunny day.
[03:47] Henderson
    Young ladies and gentlemen of Eden,
[03:49] Henderson
    you will be adding another page
    to Eden's history today...
[03:55] Henderson
    Elegantly and brilliantly.
[04:01] Damian
    Shut up! You picked a fight with me first!
[04:05] Anya
    Anya didn't do anything wrong!
[04:06] Becky
    Exactly! First off, you—
[04:08] Damian
    Shut up, uggo!
[04:09] Becky
    Excuse me?!
[04:10] Anya
    Shithead.
[04:10] Damian
    Shut it, Stubby Legs!
[04:12] Becky
    You're not supposed to talk to girls like that!
[04:16] Henderson
    Ele...gant.
[05:50] Anya
    I have returned!
[05:52] Yor
    Welcome home, Miss Anya.
[05:54] Anya
    Papa, I have acquired important news!
[05:57] Loid
    What?
[05:58] Loid
    You may be able to get a Stella
    at your next P.E. class?
[06:01] Anya
    That's what Becky said.
[06:03] (Flashback) Becky
    My friend told me something she
    heard from her friend in Class 7.
[06:08] (Flashback) Becky
    The MVP from the winning
    class in next week's tournament
[06:12] (Flashback) Becky
    will receive a Stella!
[06:14] Loid
    So it's a rumor? That seems dubious.
[06:18] Yor
    Then we need to train, Miss Anya!
[06:21] Anya
    Training!
[06:22] Yor
    So what sport will you be playing?
[06:25] Anya
    Dodgeball.
[06:26] Yor
    Dodgeball...
[06:29] Yor
    That's the game where you hit your opponent
    with a ball to do them in, right?
[06:33] Loid
    "Do them in"?
[06:34] Anya
    Mama! Teach me a killer move!
[06:36] Yor
    Very well! I shall teach you the
    ultimate killer move with a ball.
[06:43] Loid
    Are you also athletic, Yor?
[06:45] Yor
    Oh, not exactly.
[06:47] Yor
    I just used to play catch
    with my brother sometimes.
[06:50] Yor
    I can't tell them I rip people apart
    and toss them around on a daily basis!
[06:53] Yor
    Just leave this to me, Miss Anya!
[06:56] Yor
    I'll show you a killer move that
    will help you catch that star!
[07:00] Anya
    I will reach for the stars in dodgeball!
[07:02] Anya
    Anya will catch the star!
[07:05] Yor
    That's the spirit!
[07:05] Loid
    I'm glad she's so motivated... but...
[07:06] Anya
    Super Anya will catch the star!
[07:09] Yor
    Yes!
[07:12] Yor
    We'll start with strength training.
[07:14] Yor
    One...
[07:17] Yor
    Two...
[07:21] Yor
    Three...
[07:26] Yor
    Four...
[07:29]
    Death-Defying Sit-ups
[07:33] Yor
    Five.
[07:37] Yor
    Six.
[07:44] Yor
    Stamina is crucial, too.
[07:52] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[07:55] Yor
    Now, listen carefully.
[07:56] Yor
    You're not just using your
    arms when you throw the ball.
[07:59] Yor
    You need to make sure you
    step out with your foot,
[08:02] Yor
    twist your hips as you shift your weight,
[08:05] Yor
    channel all of your strength
    into your shoulder, and... throw!
[08:16] Yor
    Okay! Now you give it a try!
[08:20] Yor
    Oh, Loid.
[08:26]
    Visualizing the Game
[08:27] Loid
    This is training?
[08:29] Loid
    I don't really understand how,
    but I did decide to let Yor handle this.
[08:36] Yor
    Miss Anya, please wake up.
[08:40] Yor
    Hey!
[08:41] Anya
    Hey!
[08:42] Yor
    Hah!
[08:43] Anya
    Hah!
[08:45] Yor
    Hup!
[08:45] Anya
    Hup!
[08:46] Yor
    Slap!
[08:47] Anya
    Slap!
[08:48] Yor
    Fwap!
[08:49] Anya
    Fwap!
[08:50] Yor
    Chwass!
[08:51] Anya
    Chwass!
[09:08] Anya
    I'm gonna catch that star tomorrow!
[09:17] Anya
    I did my best. I survived
    Mama's ruthless training.
[09:23] Anya
    I even thought up a name for my killer shot.
[09:26] Anya
    I'm gonna seize that star!
[09:36] Anya
    I'm gonna get lots of stars...
[09:40] Anya
    so I can help Papa with his mission!
[09:43] Emile
    At least it's clear that you're motivated.
[09:45] Ewen
    Just make sure you don't hold
    Lord Damian back, Stubby Legs.
[09:49] Anya
    Second son... and his lackeys.
[09:51] Becky
    Why are we playing together with the boys?
[09:53] Becky
    Being on the same team
    with him is the worst.
[09:57] Anya
    Second son... The son of Papa's
    target for this mission.
[10:01] Anya
    Good things happen if
    I become friends with him.
[10:04] Damian
    Wh-What are you staring at?!
[10:06] Anya
    But he gets really mean,
    so I don't like him.
[10:11] Damian
    Well, I don't have any time to
    waste on a runt like you, either.
[10:15] Anya
    A runt?
[10:17] Damian
    I'm going to get MVP in this tournament
    and be rewarded a Stella.
[10:22] Damian
    I need to become an Imperial
    Scholar just like my brother.
[10:25] Damian
    Otherwise...
[10:29] Damian
    Father will never notice me.
[10:32] Ewen
    Hey, wait, Lord Damian!
[10:37] Henderson
    Gather round!
[10:41] Henderson
    Your usual P.E. teacher, Bobby,
    is out sick, so I will be his substitute.
[10:46] Henderson
    Do not forget to be proper
    young men and ladies,
[10:49] Henderson
    and execute the most elegant of plays.
[10:52] Students
    Yes, sir.
[10:53] Henderson
    We will now begin the dodgeball tournament
    between Class 3, Cecile Hall,
[10:58] Henderson
    and Class 4, Wald Hall.
[11:00] Henderson
    You may now begin!
SIGN    THE GREAT DODGEBALL PLAN
[11:15] Emile
    Let's show them who's boss, Lord Damian.
[11:17] Class 3 mob
    You've got this, Damian!
[11:25] (Flashback) Emile
    Lord Damian!
[11:26] (Flashback) Ewen
    We gathered some intel on Class 4!
[11:30] (Flashback) Damian
    Good.
[11:33] Damian
    In order to be awarded a Stella,
    you have to become the MVP.
[11:37] Damian
    My enemy...
[11:39] Damian
    is him!
[11:42] Damian
    In order to defeat Class 4
    and win this match, first...
[11:45] Damian
    we need to defeat him!
[11:53] Damian
    The son of a command major, Bill Watkins.
SIGN    Bill Watkins (6)
[11:57] Class 4 mob
    Nice catch, Bill!
[12:01] Becky
    What the heck is that monster?!
[12:03] Becky
    There's no way he's our age!
[12:06] Ewen
    It's him...
[12:08] Emile
    Bazooka Bill!
[12:10] Emile
    Because of his obviously
    blessed physique and brains,
[12:12] Emile
    he won awards in all kinds of
    sports tournaments in kindergarten.
[12:16] Emile
    The Monster of Bodam!
[12:18] Becky
    Are there even that many
    tournaments in kindergarten?!
[12:21] Damian
    Wearing glasses right now
    is dangerous, old man.
[12:25] Bill
    I humbly thank you for your concern,
    Damian, son of Chairman Desmond.
[12:29] Bill
    But I'll be fine, because that
    ball won't be hitting me.
[12:32] Bill
    Also...
[12:33] Bill
    Any hits above the shoulders don't count.
[12:37] Bill
    Enemy positions confirmed.
[12:38] Bill
    Airflow, humidity... both good.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
    Gerf.
[12:47] Class 3 mob
    Gah.
[12:51] Henderson
    Four hits.
[12:52] Class 4 mob
    Wow! Way to go, Bill!
[12:52] Emile
    What?!
[12:53] Ewen
    Is that even possible?!
[12:54] Damian
    Don't panic! That was just a fluke!
[12:57] Bill
    Oh, that wasn't a fluke.
[13:04] Bill
    When I throw the ball...
[13:06] Bill
    Every imaginable detail has been calculated.
[13:10] Bill
    We're not just talking simulations.
    I've trained my body to its limit.
[13:34] (Flashback) Bill
    Daddy!
[13:38] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    Ah, my son, Bill.
[13:40] (Flashback) Bill
    Yes, Daddy?
[13:42] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    You will eventually be the hero
    of Eden, as well as our army.
[13:48] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    Make sure you seize those
    Stellas with your own hands.
[13:52] (Flashback) Bill's Father
    For the future of Ostania!
[13:54] (Flashback) Bill
    Sir, yes, sir!
[13:56] Bill
    Yes... my victory is predetermined.
[14:01] Becky
    Um, hello?! We'll die if
    that actually hits us!
[14:04] Bill
    Don't worry. I'll hold back on you women.
[14:08] Becky
    Actually, that also pisses me off.
[14:11] Becky
    Gurk!
[14:13] Henderson
    Hit.
[14:16] Damian
    That's some mouth you've got on you.
[14:19] Damian
    Do you really think we went into
    this without a plan, you giant oaf?
[14:24] Damian
    You can't win...
[14:26] Damian
    at dodgeball all by yourself!
[14:47] (Flashback) Emile
    Ow!
[14:48] (Flashback) Emile
    You're gonna be the MVP! I just know it!
[15:03] (Flashback) Damian
    I'm gonna be the MVP!
[15:06] Damian
    Let's do this! Formation G!
[15:09] Emile and Ewen
    Right!
[15:25] Henderson
    Four hits.
[15:30] Damian
    I'm not done yet!
[15:37] Emile
    Ultimate...
[15:37] Ewen
    ...Shadow...
[15:38] Damian
    ...Clone...
[15:39] Damian, Emile & Ewen
    ...Attack!
[15:45] Bill
    Shadow clone, eh?
[15:47] Bill
    Now, this is what you call...
[15:49] Bill
    a real shadow clone attack!
[15:55] Emile
    Lord Damian...
[15:56] Emile
    It was an honor to fight by your side.
[16:02] Ewen
    Emile!
[16:04] Emile
    I know all kinds of great
    things about you, Lord Damian.
[16:08] Emile
    Though I can't remember a single one
    right now, I'm sure there was something.
[16:13] Emile
    Please win, Lord Damian!
[16:17] Emile
    Because you'll always be...
[16:20] Emile
    a true MVP in our hearts!
[16:30] Ewen
    The forbidden... face block!
[16:35] Ewen
    Emile!
[16:38] Ewen
    Emile! Hey! Speak to me!
[16:42] Emile
    Ewen... you dummy. Don't cry.
[16:47] Ewen
    I'm not crying!
[16:49] Emile
    It's not the end yet...
[16:52] Emile
    So don't give up hope.
[16:56] Ewen
    Yeah. I know. I know!
[16:59] Ewen
    Once we give up, it's game over—
[17:03] Damian
    Damn it! At this rate, we're gonna lose.
[17:06] Damian
    I need to find his weakness!
[17:09] Damian
    I don't care if the others go down.
[17:12] Damian
    I need to somehow survive and stand out!
[17:15] Anya
    Second son is a real shithead.
[17:17] Bill
    Next up...
[17:18] Bill
    we have that little runt over there.
[17:20] Bill
    I'm going to aim for... her feet!
[17:23] Bill
    Wha—
[17:25] Damian
    Hey! He missed! Nice!
[17:27] Out of Bounds Class 3 Student A
    Let's get the ball going!
[17:29] Bill
    She just...
[17:31] Bill
    jumped before I threw the ball!
[17:34] Out of bounds class 3 student B
    Take this!
[17:36] Bill
    In that case...
[17:38] Bill
    I'll aim for her right arm!
[17:42] Bill
    Okay, her left!
[17:46] Bill
    I guess I'll just have to use my secret weapon!
[17:48] Bill
    This throw will suddenly change its course
    and nail any opponent scampering about!
[17:53] Bill
    Take this!
[17:55] Bill
    Homing Slider Shot!
[17:59] Becky
    What was that about holding back on women?!
[18:02] Class 3 student
    Blorf!
[18:03] Class 3 student
    Blorf!
[18:05] Henderson
    Hit.
[18:09] Bill
    That's impossible! She's
    reading my every attack!
[18:14] Bill
    Who in the world is that girl?!
[18:15] Damian
    Hey, not bad...
[18:17] Anya
    Heh.
[18:18] Henderson
    "Dodgeball," of course, stems from "dodge,"
[18:21] Henderson
    meaning to swiftly move out of the way.
[18:25] Henderson
    Such elegant evasion!
[18:28] Becky
    Anya! Look out for the guys out of bounds!
[18:34] Damian
    You dummy! Get up, quick!
[18:36] Bill
    You were impressive, but even you
    can't dodge from that position!
[18:41] Bill
    Die!
[18:44] Damian
    The bastard just threw that
    ball with everything he has!
[18:46] Damian
    It's unfortunate... But in the end,
    this is her own fault.
[18:50] Damian
    Don't worry. I shall survive
    and lead Class 3 to victory.
[19:14] Henderson
    Hit.
[19:17] Ewen
    Wh-What are you doing, Lord Damian?!
[19:20] Damian
    Oh, no! My chance at MVP!
[19:22] Anya
    You protected me?
[19:25] Damian
    Huh?
[19:25] Anya
    Are you a good guy?
[19:27] Damian
    N-N-No!
[19:28] Damian
    I was just frustrated that he was
    taking out our team left and right,
[19:31] Damian
    so I tried to catch it...
[19:34] Damian
    Damn it all!
[19:35] Damian
    You're the only one left.
    It's in your hands now.
[19:45] Anya
    The future is in Anya's hands.
[19:48] Anya
    Now is the time to unleash my killer shot!
[19:52] (Flashback) Yor
    Miss Anya, this is my final lesson for you.
[19:54] (Flashback) Yor
    The key to throwing a ball well is to
    put your whole body into the throw.
[19:58] (Flashback) Yor
    Think of this ball as an arrow of light!
[20:13] Anya
    I won't let your death
    go to waste, second son.
[20:15] Damian
    I'm not dead!
[20:17] Anya
    I will avenge you!
[20:29] Damian
    That power she had when she knocked me out...
[20:32] Damian
    She might just be able to...
[20:35] Becky
    I have no idea what's going on,
    but this is intense.
[20:38] Becky
    Could it be...
[20:54] Anya
    The most important thing
    is shifting my weight.
[20:57] Anya
    The power in my step
    and the twisting of my hips
[21:00] Anya
    need to go to my widdle hands...
[21:01] Anya
    And then my widdle hands... um... um...
[21:04] Anya
    Anyway!
[21:06] Anya
    Killer Shot!
[21:07] Anya
    Star Catch Arrow!
[21:15] Bill
    Huh? What?
[21:23] Bill
    Huh?!
[21:25] Henderson
    That's game.
[21:27] Becky
    Huh?
[21:27] Class 4 students
    Yay! We won!
[21:29] Damian, Ewen, & Emile
    Huh?
[21:31] Class 4 students
    Now you're definitely
    getting that Stella, Bill!
[21:33] Henderson
    Hm? Stella?
[21:36] Henderson
    There are no Stella awarded for winning
    a mere mini-game in a single class.
[21:40] Henderson
    Who in the world suggested otherwise?
[21:42] Henderson
    On the other hand, you had the nerve to yell
    something as vile as "die" during the match,
[21:46] Henderson
    so I have no issue with giving
    you a Tonitrus Bolt instead.
[21:52] Class 4 students
    Don't worry, Bill! We'll just
     try harder next time!
[21:54] Class 4 students
    We'll have another chance.
[21:56] Henderson
    But to think...
[21:58] Henderson
    Two students who were at odds with each other
    worked together to take on this challenge.
[22:00] Becky
    Too bad, Anya. But you did great!
[22:03] Henderson
    This shows that you are worthy of
    a Stella, young ladies and gentlemen.
[22:04] Becky
    Cheer up!
[22:09] Damian
    You can't be serious, you moron!
    What was that crappy throw?!
[22:12] Damian
    I shouldn't have defended you!
[22:13] Anya
    Shock!
[22:14] Becky
    What's your problem?
    It's not like you hit anyone!
[22:17] Anya
    Anya doesn't like you after all.
[22:19] Damian
    What did you say, Stubby Legs?!
[22:21] Becky
    You're not supposed to say
    stuff like that to girls!
[22:23] Henderson
    Or perhaps not.
[22:24] Anya
    You really are a shithead.
[22:25] Damian
    Huh?! Say that again!
[22:26] Anya
    Everything Mama teaches me is useless.
[22:27] Emile and Ewen
    Yeah!
SIGN    "STELLA"