E5 - Will They Pass or Fail

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[00:01] Female Member
    Today is the day.
[00:02] Chief
    Hm? For what?
[00:04] Female Member
    You have to ask?
[00:06] Female member
    It's the day Eden College announces
    the admissions results.
[00:08] Female Member
    The results should be posted
    at 1200 hours today.
[00:12] Loid
    This is more nerve-racking
    than I thought it'd be.
[00:15] Yor
    My bracelet just broke.
    Why did it have to happen today?
[00:19] Loid
    Oh, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
[00:22] Yor
    L-Loid, look.
[00:26] Loid
    Oh, come on, Yor. Black cats being
    unlucky is just a superstition.
[00:31] Yor
    Y-You're right.
[00:33] Anya
    Papa...
[00:34] Loid
    What's the matter?
[00:35] Anya
    I just stepped in poop.
[00:40] Chief
    Admissions results for Eden College?
[00:42] Chief
    Ah, the thing we've got Agent Twilight doing.
[00:45] Female Member
    Chief, peace between the East
    and West hangs on Operation Strix.
[00:51] Female Member
    Please take this more seriously.
[00:53] Chief
    You don't know Twilight very well, do you?
[00:57] Female Member
    C-Correct, sir.
SIGN    Underwear:
[00:59] Chief
    He might just be the best spy in all
    of Westalis, so don't worry so much.
[01:05] Chief
    He'll be telling us that "the sakura
    blossoms bloom" soon enough.
[01:08] Female Member
    What does that mean, sir?
[01:09] Chief
    It's a code phrase from the Far East.
[01:12] Chief
    It means they passed.
[01:15] Loid
    It's not there.
SIGN    WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL?
[02:52] Yor
    We failed...
[02:55] Loid
    We failed...
[02:56] Anya
    We failed.
[02:59] Loid
    L-Let's head home.
[03:01] Yor
    I-I'll make us some tea.
[03:03] Anya
    I'm sorry... It's all because I stepped in poop.
[03:07] Henderson
    A moment, Forgers.
[03:12] Loid
    Master Henderson...
[03:16] Loid
    What is this?
[03:17] Henderson
    Look at the very top.
[03:19] Loid
    Anya Forger...
[03:22] Henderson
    That is the waiting list of successful
    applicants, though rather confidential.
[03:27] Loid
    A waiting list?
[03:28] Henderson
    Correct. Once her overall scores were tallied,
[03:31] Henderson
    Anya Forger placed first on that waiting list.
[03:35] Henderson
    If any of the current successful
    applicants were to withdraw,
[03:39] Henderson
    she'll immediately get into the school.
[03:41] Loid
    B-But after what we did...
[03:45] Henderson
    Do you know what the number one killer
    of our species on this planet is?
[03:49] Loid
    Huh?
[03:51] Henderson
    It is the mosquito!
[03:52] Henderson
    Yes. You saved Master Swan from
    that brutal killer back there.
[03:57] Henderson
    That brought your score up tremendously.
[03:59] Loid
    That's insane.
[04:01] Henderson
    Stand proud, Forger.
[04:02] Henderson
    Your family is worthy of our school.
[04:05] Yor
    So if even one person withdraws,
    Miss Anya will get in?
[04:09] Henderson
    Correct.
[04:10] Yor
    But if no one withdraws...
[04:13] Henderson
    Now, about that...
[04:15] Zachry Feiss
    Th-The Thorn Princess?
[04:17] Zachry Feiss
    What are you doing here?
[04:19] Yor
    Secretary Zachry Feiss, I presume?
[04:21] Yor
    If it's not too much trouble,
    I will be taking your life.
[04:25] Zachry Feiss
    Please, no! Spare me!
[04:27] Zachry Feiss
    I have a son who's just about to turn six!
[04:29] Zachry Feiss
    He'll be starting at Eden College next month!
[04:32] Zachry Feiss
    If I die, he won't be able to go to school!
[04:34] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry, but that's
    exactly why I'm doing this.
[04:37] Zachry Feiss
    Huh?!
[04:38] Yor
    For the sake of Miss Anya
    getting into the school...
[04:41] Yor
    I need you to die!
[04:44] Yor
    You mustn't, Yor!
[04:45] Yor
    You mustn't take the life
    of an innocent person, Yor!
[04:48] Loid
    Yor?
[04:50] Yor
    Oh, it's nothing.
[04:52] Yor
    I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Zachry Feiss.
[04:55] Henderson
    Well, no matter.
[04:57] Henderson
    There are a few that withdraw every year.
[05:01] Henderson
    Make sure you are properly
    prepared for the eventuality.
[05:05] Loid
    Thank you very much, Master Henderson.
[05:09] Henderson
    I must warn you that I may not be
    teaching here by the time you arrive.
[05:13] Loid
    What?
[05:14] Henderson
    I was forced to give that
    swine a good thrashing.
[05:18] Henderson
    I was able to protect Eden's honor,
    but who knows what ramifications await me?
[05:18] Loid
    That foolish man and this instructor...
[05:21] Loid
    I'm not sure which one will be
    more useful to me in my mission,
[05:24] Loid
    but if that fool stands in my way,
    I have plenty of ways to destroy him.
[05:28] Loid
    Please let me know if there's
    anything I can do to help.
[05:31] Henderson
    I appreciate the attempt at
    consolation, my elegant boy.
[05:36] Henderson
    Just await that call at home.
SIGN    3
    Days
     Later
[05:40] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:46] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:47] Loid
    What in the world is she doing?
[05:50] Yor
    Apparently, she's performing a prayer
    dance to help her get accepted.
[05:50] Anya
    Anya will be accepted...
[05:54] Loid
    Oh... I see.
[05:54] Anya
    Kieeeeeeeh!
[05:58] Loid
    Hello, Forger residence.
[06:02] Loid
    Yes.
[06:03] Loid
    Yes.
[06:05] Loid
    Goodbye.
[06:14] Loid
    Anya got in!
[06:17] Anya
    Papa! I passed!
[06:21] Loid
    You did a great job, Anya!
[06:23] Anya
    I did it!
[06:24] Yor
    Oh, thank goodness! What wonderful news!
[06:26] Yor
    I'm so happy!
[06:27] Loid
    Thank you for all you did as well, Yor.
[06:32] Franky
    Heya. I heard she got in.
[06:35] Franky
    Time to celebrate!
[06:36] Loid
    You sure found out fast.
[06:38] Franky
    Never underestimate an informant.
[06:40] Franky
    Oh, you must be the missus.
    Pleasure to meet you!
[06:42] Franky
    I'm Loid's friend, Franky!
[06:45] Yor
    Hello.
[06:46] Anya
    Scruffy-scruff!
[06:47] Franky
    Let's get this party started! I got
    some booze, and I ordered delivery!
[06:51] Loid
    Who do you think you are?
[06:53] Franky
    This is all thanks to me
    stealing the answer sheet.
[06:57] Loid
    You idiot! They'll hear you!
[06:59] Yor
    Huh? Wha wuz zat?
[07:04] Franky
    Are you even drinking, you party pooper?
[07:08] Loid
    Leave me be.
[07:09] Franky
    Isn't it great, Anya?
[07:10] Franky
    Daddy said he'll buy you anything
    as a reward just for today!
[07:13] Loid
    Hey! Don't go promising her things like that!
[07:16] Anya
    I don't want you to buy me anything,
    but I wanna do something!
[07:19] Loid
    Hm? What's that?
[07:20] Loid
    I don't mind as long as it's doable.
[07:25] Princess Honey
    Save me, Bondman!
[07:29] Commander (TV)
    Good morning, Bondman.
[07:30] Commander (TV)
    Your mission today is to save
    the kidnapped Princess Honey,
[07:36] Commander (TV)
    and take back the castle.
[07:38] Bondman
    Wait for me, Princess Honey!
[07:40] TV Narrator
    The kingdom's best spy infiltrates the castle...
[07:43] TV Narrator
    Bondman!
[07:45] TV Narrator
    Taking down any enemy that stands in his way,
[07:47] TV Narrator
    he finally makes it to the princess.
[07:50] Bondman
    I'm here to save you, Princess Honey!
[07:52] Princess Honey
    Bondman!
[07:54] TV Narrator
    Peace was restored to the castle,
    and their love continued to grow.
[07:58] Anya
    This is what I wanna do.
[07:59] Loid
    What you wanna do? Wait, you mean...
[08:04] Anya
    I wanna play "save Anya from the castle"!
[08:06] Loid
    Nope. Not happening.
[08:10] Franky
    How cruel... You meanie!
[08:12] Franky
    I'm not going to school if you don't do this!
[08:14] Loid
    No one asked you to speak for her.
[08:16] Franky
    Oh, hey. I'm pretty sure that's Newston Castle.
[08:19] Franky
    I heard it was recently remodeled
    into some cartoon's theme park,
[08:22] Franky
    but that's definitely it.
[08:23] Franky
    It's got the same kinds of
    tricks and traps seen in the show,
[08:25] Franky
    and you can even rent it out.
[08:27] Franky
    The government doesn't have any
    eyes over there, Loidy Boy,
[08:31] Franky
    so it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit of fun.
[08:34] Loid
    But...
[08:35] Franky
    After everything she went through to pass, too.
[08:37] Franky
    Doesn't seem fair if you can't get
    some kind of reward, huh, kiddo?
[08:38] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[08:40] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[08:42] Anya
    Sniffle...
[08:43] Loid
    All right, fine.
[08:44] Franky
    Right, then! Let's strike while the iron's hot!
[08:46] Franky
    Leave the castle reservation to me.
    You're in charge of our ride!
[08:49] Loid
    Wha?! You expect us to go today?
[08:51] Loid
    And you want me to arrange this?
[08:53] Franky
    Well, of course! It's for your daughter!
[09:06] Comms Engineer
    We have a message from Twilight.
[09:08] Comms Engineer
    Code GO005.
[09:10] Female Member
    He did it.
[09:11] Female Member
    "The sakura blossoms bloom."
[09:13] Comms Engineer
    Another message from Twilight.
[09:15] Female Member
    What is it?
[09:20] Comms Engineer
    How shall I reply?
[09:23] (Flashback) Chief
    He might just be the best
    spy in all of Westalis...
[09:28] Female Member
    Get him what he needs at once!
[09:29] Comms Engineer
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:32] Comms Engineer
    To Falcon in the Rhynnick region.
[09:34] Comms Engineer
    Emergency operation from Twilight.
[09:35] Falcon
    Falcon here. Roger the emergency
    operation from Twilight, over.
[09:39] Loid
    "1830 hours... Meet downstream on the
    Nein River in the Rhynnick region."
[09:44] Loid
    They sure didn't waste any time.
[09:46] Franky
    Believe it or not, this castle can do this, too!
[09:50] Anya
    I'm gonna make a quiz!
[09:52] Franky
    Hey, great idea!
[09:54] Franky
    You seriously came through!
[09:57] Anya
    Anya's never been on a
    plane before! It's so exciting!
[09:57] Franky
    Nice, nice, nice!
[10:00] Loid
    There we go.
[10:03] Anya
    Does Anya look cool?
[10:05] Loid
    Yes, you do.
[10:07] Yor
    Loid! Where did you get this li'l plane?
[10:12] Yor
    It's amazing!
[10:14] Loid
    Oh, some wonderful coworkers of
    mine are letting me borrow it.
[10:18] Yor
    Fank you for always looking
    after my husband.
[10:24] Loid
    You all have your seatbelts on? Here we go.
[10:27] Franky and Anya
    Let's go!
[10:37] Anya
    I'm so excited!
[10:42] Franky
    Yahoo!
[10:47] Yor
    Oh, it's so pretty.
[10:50] Yor
    It looks like a tweasure chest.
[10:52] Anya
    Papa, you're amazing!
[10:59] Franky
    Look! There it is!
[11:02] Franky
    Holy crap!
[11:04] Anya
    The castle's so cool!
[11:06] Loid
    Hey, settle down!
[11:07] Loid
    We're about to land.
    Make sure you're properly seated.
[11:13] Anya
    We're in a castle!
[11:15] Loid
    You don't need to go running around with her!
[11:17] Yor
    This is wonderful.
[11:23] Loid
    What's the matter?
[11:24] Anya
    Something's not right.
[11:25] Loid
    What do you mean by that?
[11:27] Anya
    Can you truly call a castle
    with no enemies or servants
[11:30] Anya
    a castle?
[11:32] Anya
    I'm sad.
[11:34] Anya
    I don't think I can go to school now.
[11:36] Franky
    I know, right? I can't blame ya, little missy.
[11:40] Franky
    Daddy better step up his game.
[11:42] Comms Engineer
    We have a report from Twilight.
[11:44] Comms Engineer
    He's requesting agents.
[11:46] Comms Engineer
    As many as possible.
[11:48] Female Member
    This will be a true test for WISE.
[11:52] Comms Engineer
    To all agents in Ostania.
[11:54] Comms Engineer
    Report to Newston Castle
    for an emergency operation.
[11:57] Comms Engineer
    This is an extremely important
    assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:01] Comms Engineer
    Mission rank is over SS.
[12:03] Comms Engineer
    I repeat: this is an extremely important
    assignment regarding Operation Strix.
[12:07] Comms Engineer
    Mission rank is over SS!
[12:16] Agent 3
    That's the real Twilight...
[12:18] Agent 4
    I gotta get his autograph later.
[12:20] Franky
    Look at your agency coming through for you.
[12:22] Franky
    Well, give them the rundown.
[12:24] Franky
    I'll explain the rest.
[12:28] Loid
    All right, fine.
[12:32] Loid
    Thank you very much for gathering
    here today on behalf of my daughter.
[12:38] Agent 1
    Morse code.
[12:40] Agent 2
    "Just listen quietly."
[12:43] Agent 4
    Orders from Twilight!
[12:44] Loid
    I would like for all of you to
    play the part of the enemies
SIGN    This assignment is an imperative part of Operation Strix, and you do not to need to inquire further about it
[12:48] Loid
    of a spy who is coming to save a princess.
[12:50] Agent 1
    I have absolutely no idea what's going on...
[12:52] Agent 2
    But this is Twilight we're talking about.
    I'm sure this is all according to plan.
SIGN    This man will explain the details. Follow his orders from now on
[12:56] Loid
    Thank you again for doing
    this for my daughter.
[13:03] Franky
    All right! Let's announce the cast!
[13:06] Franky
    Here's our star for today!
[13:09] Franky
    Princess Anya!
[13:12] Anya
    This is the spy person who's gonna save me!
[13:15] Anya
    Loidman!
[13:17] Anya
    And the big bad boss!
[13:18] Franky
    Scruffy!
[13:18] Anya
    Count Scruffy Head!
[13:20] Anya
    And Mama... um...
[13:23] Anya
    can be whatever.
[13:24] Yor
    Shock!
[13:25] Franky
    And now...
[13:26] Franky
    to the very capable subordinates
    of Count Scruffy Head!
[13:30] Franky
    I need you all to put on
    your best performances
[13:33] Franky
    and get in Loidman's
    way as much as possible!
[13:36] Loid
    Uh... wait...
[13:37] Agent 4
    This mission ranking is over SS.
[13:39] Agent 4
    I'll make any sacrifice necessary
    to see this mission through!
[13:42] Agent 4
    I couldn't ask for a better
    opponent than Twilight!
[13:44] Agent 1
    This day has finally come...
[13:46] Franky
    You can all decide for yourselves how
    you're going to get in Loidman's way.
[13:51] Franky
    I am not exaggerating when I say the
    success of this plan is in your hands!
[13:56] Loid
    Uh... Where is this going?
[13:58] Franky
    My loyal minions!
[13:59] Franky
    Make Loidman suffer as much as
    possible for Princess Anya's sake!
[14:04] Franky
    Once you're all prepared,
    get to your positions!
[14:07] Agents
    Roger!
[14:12] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
    Princess Anya is mine!
[14:16] Franky
    If you want her back, come after me!
[14:19] Anya
    Save me, Loidman.
[14:20] Loid
    Wait, it's already started?!
[14:30] Anya
    Hey!
[14:33] Franky
    Loidman! You are about to face many
    obstacles in order to get the princess back!
[14:39] Franky
    First up,
[14:40] Franky
    we have a quiz that the princess made
    up in this courtyard, so listen up!
[14:44] Franky
    If you can't answer correctly,
    you'll be putting that on!
[14:47] Loid
    This is...
[14:49] Franky
    You betcha! A Bondman costume set!
[14:51] Anya
    So exciting!
[14:54] Franky
    Okay, question time!
[14:55] Franky
    What does Princess Anya like about Bondman?!
[14:58] Loid
    Huh? His face?
[15:00] Anya
    Bzzz! The fact that he has
    a pistol with a silencer!
[15:04] Loid
    What? Really?!
[15:05] Franky
    Oh, come on! You're her dad
    and you don't even know that?
[15:10] Loid
    Next question!
[15:11] Franky
    What's Anya's favorite food?
[15:14] Loid
    Peanuts!
[15:14] Anya
    Ooh! Correct!
[15:17] Franky
    Tch. Guess that was too easy.
[15:19] Franky
    Here's the final question!
[15:21] Franky
    If you get it wrong, you'll be
    changing into that outfit, Loidman!
[15:24] Loid
    That's if I don't get it.
[15:27] Franky
    Here's your question, then.
[15:29] Franky
    What does Anya want right now?
[15:32] Loid
    What does she want right now?
[15:34] Franky
    Five! Four!
[15:36] Loid
    You didn't say anything about a time limit!
[15:38] Franky
    I never said there wouldn't be one, either.
[15:41] Loid
    Calm down. What does Anya want right now?
[15:44] Loid
    What does she want...
[15:46] Loid
    Bondman's spy gear!
[15:48] Franky
    What's the correct answer, Princess Anya?!
[15:51] Anya
    Right now...
[15:54] Anya
    I'm thirsty, so I'd like some water, please!
[15:56] Franky
    Looks like you're wrong, Loidman!
[15:59] Loid
    How the hell would I know that?!
[15:59] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[16:01] Franky
    Too bad for you, Loidman!
[16:03] Franky
    Now, let's have you keep your word!
[16:08] Anya
    I'm so excited...
[16:10] Anya
    to see the real Loidman!
[16:27] Anya
    Loidman!
[16:28] Franky
    All right, then! On to the next stage!
[16:31] Loid
    Hey, wait!
[16:52] Anya
    Loidman!
[16:54] Franky
    If you want to save Princess Anya,
    you'll have to make your way up here!
[16:58] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[17:03] Agent 4
    He's so cool!
[17:31] Agent 4
    He's just so amazing...
[17:32] Anya
    You're so cool, Loidman!
[17:35] Franky
    We're just getting started, scruff!
[17:37] Anya
    Oh, no. Save me.
[17:40] Loid
    God, this is a pain.
[17:42] Anya
    Loidman! Up here, up here!
[17:46] Anya
    I'm right here!
[17:58] Loid
    There's no end to this.
[18:19] Anya
    This is so cool!
[18:21] Franky
    You've got this, my minions!
    Don't let him win!
[18:23] Franky
    Loid! Let them hit you, damn it!
[18:32] Franky
    Now you've done it, you bastard!
[18:34] Franky
    Don't think you're gonna catch us that easily!
[18:42] Franky
    Buh-bye!
[18:44] Anya
    Save me, Loidman.
[18:58] Anya
    You're so amazing, Loidman!
[19:13] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
    I'm impressed you got this far, Loidman!
[19:16] Franky
    But I won't let you have the princess!
[19:19] Anya
    Save me, Loidman!
[19:27] Loid
    Are you seriously telling me
    I have to act out this embarrassing
[19:29] Loid
    little play in front of all of these agents?
[19:32] Loid
    But in the end... this is for the mission!
[19:36] Loid
    H... Hand over the princess.
[19:39] Agents
    Ooh!
[19:40] Agent 4
    I can't believe we get to see
    Twilight's acting skills in person!
[19:45] Franky
    You fool! You think I'd
    hand her over that easily?!
[19:49] Franky
    Now, go! The most powerful
    witch in the world, Yorticia!
[19:53] Franky
    Finish off that fool, scruff!
[19:55] Loid
    Now there's a witch?!
[19:57] Loid
    What the hell is going on in this story?
[20:05] Loid
    Huh?
[20:05] Loid
    Wai—no way. What?!
[20:07] Yor
    Anyone who tries to kidnap Miss Anya...
[20:12] Yor
    will not get away alive!
[20:14] Loid
    Y-Yor, please calm down.
[20:18] Loid
    Why is she using physical
    attacks when she's a witch?
[20:27] Loid
    She's strong!
[20:28] Loid
    She's gonna kill me!
[20:36] Loid
    Yor... Are you all right?
[20:45] Franky
    Scruffy, scruffy, scruffy, scruff!
[20:46] Franky
    Excellent work getting this far, Loidman!
[20:50] Franky
    But you won't defeat me that easil—
[20:54] Anya
    So exciting!
[20:57] Loid
    I... I've come to save you, Princess Anya.
[21:04] Anya
    Papa!
[21:05] Loid
    Wait... I'm supposed to be your dad in this?
[21:20] Anya
    So sparkly!
[21:25] Agent 1
    Congratulations, Anya!
[21:29] Franky
    Anya...
[21:32] Franky
    Congratulations...
[21:37] Loid
    What is this?
[21:39] Anya
    I've had so much excitement
    ever since I left the orphanage!
[21:43] Anya
    It's all thanks to you, Papa!
[21:44] Loid
    Hm? Oh... I'm happy for you.
[21:48] Anya
    I'm gonna do my best in school!
[21:53] Loid
    That's good.
[21:55] Loid
    Well, anyway... congratulations
    on getting into the school.
[22:14] Female member
    Sir, the expense report from Agent Twilight.
[22:18] Chief
    Are these numbers real?
[22:20] Female member
    Yes, they are.
[22:22] Chief
    But...
[22:22] Female member
    They are correct.
SIGN    Mission Report
SIGN    Operation Strix
SIGN    Phase 1: School Admission achieved
SIGN    THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME