E15 - A New Family Member

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SIGN    A NEW FAMILY MEMBER
[02:39] Keith
    Its teeth are in him?! This is it!
[02:41] Keith
    Explode, you pig!
[02:49] Keith
    What?
[02:51] Keith
    The bomb ended up in the river?
[02:53] Keith
    The minister threw it?!
[02:56] Loid
    Sorry about this!
[02:59] Loid
    I'll let you out later, so just stay put.
[03:04] Keith
    That geezer actually managed that?! No...
[03:07] Keith
    Who the hell is that?
[03:11] Keith
    Why is it someone else? Did I mess up?!
[03:14] Keith
    Damn it!
[03:20] Loid
    We've got the plate number.
[03:22] Loid
    You're not getting away in that car.
[03:26] Loid
    Your plan is finished.
[03:29] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[03:32] Yor
    Miss Anya!
[03:34] Yor
    Did she head back toward
    the first pet shop?
[03:37] Yor
    I can't let her be found
    by the terrorists again!
[03:41] Yor
    I must catch up to her!
[03:44] Yor
    That's...
[03:46] Yor
    How dare you do that to Miss Anya?!
[03:48] Yor
    You won't get away this time!
[03:50] Keith
    Now people are falling from the sky?!
[03:52] Keith
    Move, you bitch!
[04:06] Yor
    Oh, hello. Is this the police?
[04:08] Yor
    I found one of the terrorists
[04:10] Yor
    after he got into an accident in
    an alley behind Northtown Park.
[04:13] Yor
    Would you kindly come fetch him?
[04:16] Yor
    Oh, no. I'm the housewife
    that called earlier.
[04:19] Yor
    I'll be going now.
[04:22] Yor
    Miss Anya! Miss Anya!
[04:30] Senior Agent
    Despite everything that happened,
    looks like our work here is done.
[04:34] Senior Agent
    Man, today sucked.
[04:36] Sylvia
    Thankfully, none of this
    caused a huge commotion.
[04:40] Sylvia
    The Eastern government should be working on
     erasing all signs that this ever happened.
[04:44] Senior Agent
    Are we going to hand these dogs over?
[04:47] Sylvia
    That's not our concern.
[04:48] Sylvia
    For now, we'll keep them at this
    shop and report to the higher-ups.
[04:52] Sylvia
    We have plenty of things
    we need to look into.
[04:55] Loid
    Well, I'll be going now.
[04:57] Loid
    I need to get back to my
    family as quickly as I can.
[05:00] Senior Agent
    Good work.
[05:14] Loid
    What are you two doing here?
[05:16] Loid
    I thought you went to the adoption event.
[05:19] Anya
    I came back because you were
    taking too long in the potty.
[05:21] Yor
    I was worried about Miss Anya,
     so I ran after her.
[05:25] Loid
    And... who is this dog?
[05:28] Bond
    Borf!
[05:31] Yor
    So since all that happened, we didn't
    exactly have time to look for a pet.
[05:36] Loid
    To think that these two got dragged
    into the incident, as well.
[05:39] Loid
    I'm sorry all this happened
    while I was in the bathroom.
[05:42] Yor
    No, no!
[05:43] Yor
    Your stomachache must have stemmed
    from the breakfast I made this morning!
[05:47] Yor
    I'm so sorry!
[05:49] Loid
    And you...
[05:52] Loid
    How many times must I tell you not to
    run off alone because it's dangerous?!
[05:55] Anya
    I'm sowwy!
[06:01] Loid
    So you're not hurt?
[06:03] Anya
    Mm...
[06:05] Anya
    Mister Dog protected me!
[06:09] Loid
    So he must be another one of the
    test subjects from Project Apple.
[06:13] Loid
    If that's the case, I can't let him run free.
[06:28] Loid
    I thank you for saving my daughter.
[06:32] Sylvia
    Pardon me.
[06:35] Sylvia
    We're from the State Security Service.
[06:37] Sylvia
    We're investigating the incident that
    occurred in City Center earlier.
[06:40] Sylvia
    May we ask you a few questions?
[06:43] Sylvia
    I see.
[06:45] Sylvia
    Then it's safe to say that this dog was also
    one of the dogs trained by the terrorists.
[06:50] Sylvia
    We'll take him in.
[06:53] Loid
    Thank you very much.
[06:54] Sylvia
    Also, this incident will not
    be revealed to the public,
[06:57] Sylvia
    given the relationship between
    the East and the West,
[06:59] Sylvia
    so I ask that you stay silent about this.
[07:01] Sylvia
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[07:04] Yor
    Now that things have settled down,
    why don't we go back to searching for a puppy?
[07:08] Loid
    You're right. Okay, Anya—
[07:10] Anya
    No!
[07:11] Anya
    Anya wants Mister Dog!
[07:14] Loid
    What are you—
[07:15] Anya
    Anya wants to take care of Mister Dog!
[07:17] Loid
    No, that dog belonged to the bad gu—
[07:19] Anya
    But he saved Anya!
[07:22] Loid
    But you're the one who
    said you wanted a small dog!
[07:26] Anya
    But Anya wants Mister Dog now!
    It's okay that Mister Dog is big!
[07:28] Loid
    Stop being difficult!
[07:32] Anya
    If you don't let me have Mister Dog,
    I'll go bad and stop going to school!
[07:36] Loid and Sylvia
    Wha—
[07:37] Loid
    What are you talking about?!
[07:39] Loid
    Why are you bringing up school now?!
[07:40] Yor
    Miss Anya, it's okay! It's okay, Miss Anya!
[07:41] Anya
    No!
[07:42] Loid
    Anya!
[07:44] Sylvia
    All right, very well.
[07:46] Loid
    Handl—er, ma'am?!
[07:47] Yor
    A-Are you sure about this?
[07:49] Sylvia
    I highly doubt one of these dogs
    going missing will cause any issues.
[07:53] Sylvia
    The terrorists have all been arrested,
    and the dog didn't actually cause any harm.
[07:57] Loid
    Wait...
[07:58] Sylvia
    As things stand, Operation Strix is
    in danger. What else can we do?
[08:02] Loid
    Yes, well...
[08:04] Sylvia
    He'll be under your supervision.
    Keep an eye on him.
[08:07] Sylvia
    The other dogs we have will be more
    than enough for our investigation,
[08:10] Sylvia
    so this isn't an issue.
[08:10] Loid
    Are you really trying to
    give me even more work?
[08:13] Anya
    There were a lot of other Mister Dogs.
[08:15] Anya
    Are the police ociffers
    going to be mean to them?
[08:23] Sylvia
    Don't worry your pretty little head.
[08:25] Sylvia
    The dogs will be well taken care of.
[08:28] Sylvia
    They'll be given soft beds and warm meals.
[08:32] Sylvia
    I'm sure these dogs have had very hard lives.
[08:37] Sylvia
    So make sure you take really good
    care of this pup here, all right?
[08:43] Sylvia
    Let's promise each other.
[08:47] Anya
    Fank you very much, important lady.
[08:55] Sylvia
    She's a good girl.
[08:56] Loid
    You have no idea what I've been through.
[08:58] Sylvia
    No, I do.
[09:00] Sylvia
    I also had a daughter about her age.
[09:03] Yor
    Isn't that wonderful, Miss Anya? Mister Puppy?
[09:04] Anya
    Mister Dog!
[09:17] Sylvia
    Thank goodness today ended peacefully.
[09:22] Loid
    You're right.
[09:26] Sylvia
    For now, we will be taking the dog for
    the night to check him for illnesses.
[09:31] Sylvia
    If there are no issues, we'll send
    him to your place in the morning.
[09:35] Loid
    All right.
[09:36] Loid
    Now, shall we head home?
[09:38] Yor
    Yes. It's been a very long day,
    and I'm exhausted.
[09:42] Anya
    This field trip doesn't
    end until we get home.
[09:44] Anya
    Don't let your guard down.
[09:46] Loid
    Did you learn that at school?
    This isn't a field trip.
[09:49] Yor
    Don't worry, Miss Anya.
[09:51] Yor
    This incident has already
    been taken care of.
[10:03] Yor
    Today, I defeated a bad guy
    and protected the peace
[10:06] Yor
    of this country without anyone knowing.
[10:11] Anya
    Papa was able to stop the
    bombing because of me.
[10:14] Anya
    Anya saved the world!
[10:17] Loid
    We protected the relationship between
    the East and the West, to an extent...
[10:21] Loid
    But physically, I'm done.
    My stomach hurts.
[10:25] Anya
    Heh.
[10:31] Announcer
    And now, our next story.
[10:33] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:33] Announcer
    Last night, two traffic accidents
    occurred in the city, one after another.
[10:35] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Anya
    I hope Mister Dog comes home soon.
[10:38] Announcer
    Though the incidents seem unrelated,
[10:39] Loid
    Calm down. He'll be here soon.
     And I can't see the TV.
[10:40] Announcer
    the police are investigating
    for more details.
[10:46] Member
    Good evening.
[10:47] Anya
    Mister Dog!
[10:53] Member
    Please take good care of him.
[10:58] Yor
    He seems very curious about where he is.
[11:02] Anya
    Wellycome to Anya's house, Mister Dog!
[11:05] Anya
    This is now your home!
[11:07] Loid
    You know, we should probably
    give him a proper name now.
[11:10] Anya
    Name...
[11:12] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Number 8.
[11:13] (Flashback) Researcher A
    Get out here.
[11:15] (Flashback) Researcher A
    It's time for your medicine.
[11:16] (Flashback) Researcher B
    Damn it, hold still!
[11:18] (Flashback) Researcher C
    Here's your food. You better be grateful.
[11:23] (Flashback) Researcher D
    Raise the voltage.
[11:24] (Flashback) Researcher E
    But any more will...
[11:26] (Flashback) Researcher D
    It doesn't matter. Even if this dog dies,
    there are more where he came from.
[11:35] Yor
    I wonder what's wrong.
[11:37] Anya
    Are you nervous? Want a treat?
[11:40] Anya
    It's okay. You're one of the Holgers now!
[11:54] Bond
    Borf!
[11:57] Announcer
    The summit that began yesterday
    is now beginning its second day,
[12:00] Announcer
    and it appears that disarmament
    negotiations are going smoothly.
[12:08] Anya
    I won't get any stars even though
    I helped beat the bad guys?
[12:12] Loid
    Correct.
[12:13] Loid
    To make sure the East and the West keep
    getting along, we have to keep this a secret.
[12:18] Loid
    Don't go talking about it at school.
[12:20] Loid
    The police will come get you,
    and you'll never get to come home.
[12:28] Anya
    And after we saved the world together, too.
[12:31] Yor
    Come, now, Miss Anya. It's time.
[12:34] Anya
    If I can't have any stars...
[12:38] Anya
    The Friendship Scheme is the only way!
[12:41] Anya
    I'll go to Second Son's house and
    make Papa's mission a success!
[12:46] Damian
    What?! You got a dog?
[12:49] Damian
    Let's see which one of our dogs
    is bigger! Bring him over!
[12:54] Anya
    I'm just gonna keep saving the world.
[13:01] Becky
    Good morning, Anya!
[13:02] Anya
    Morning, pwease.
[13:05] Becky
    Thank goodness. Looks like she's
    gotten over her Starlight phase.
[13:09] Anya
    Hear me, Becky.
[13:11] Anya
    A dog has appeared at Anya's house.
[13:14] Becky
    Wait, really?! Ooh, what's it like?!
     What breed is it?
[13:18] Anya
    Some white kind.
[13:19] Becky
    How old is it?
[13:21] Anya
    Dunno. He's big.
[13:23] Becky
    I wonder if he's more precious
    than my little Wiesel!
[13:26] Becky
    I hope they can play together!
[13:28] Anya
    It works!
[13:30] Becky
    Hey, can I come over to your house...
[13:32] Becky
    Uh, hello?!
[13:40] Damian
    What do you want?
[13:43] Anya
    Heh.
[13:44] Anya
    I have a dog now.
[13:50] Damian
    Yeah, and?
[13:58] Anya
    The world is doomed...
[14:01] Emile
    A single phrase to bring
    a commoner to her knees.
[14:03] Emile
    Brilliant, Lord Damian.
[14:05] Damian
    Huh? Did I say something that mean?
[14:08] Ewen
    I marvel at your wit!
[14:09] Damian
    Huh?
[14:10] Anya
    Sniffle, sniffle...
[14:10] Emile
    I'm sure it's just some filthy mutt.
[14:17] Damian
    What's... the dog's name?
[14:26] Anya
    His name...
[14:27] Damian
    Yeah. I guess I don't mind asking.
[14:31] Anya
    Dog?
[14:37] Damian
    You're not worthy of owning
    a dog. I've wasted my time.
[14:40] Anya
    Shock!
[14:47] Becky
    What?
[14:48] Becky
    You want to know how to name a dog?
[14:50] Becky
    Hmm... Maybe name him
    after a cute food or a flower?
[14:55] Anya
    Food... Peanuts?
[14:58] Becky
    But your doggie is really big, right?
    "Peanuts" might be weird, then.
[15:01] Becky
    You need to consider his appearance, too.
[15:04] Anya
    Appearance...
[15:06] Anya
    Old Man Hair?
[15:08] Becky
    You might be better off letting
    your mama or papa name him.
[15:12] Anya
    Anya has bad taste?
[15:21] Anya
    Papa, Mama, Anya has returned.
[15:29] Yor
    Welcome home.
[15:30] Yor
    Oh, my. You're such good friends.
[15:33] Anya
    Save me! He's gonna eat me!
[15:36] Loid
    Maybe we should take him for a walk.
[15:38] Anya
    Walk!
[15:40] Yor
    There's a dog park near the library.
[15:45] Anya
    Woof, woof, woof-woof! Woof, woof, woof-woof!
[15:49] Anya
    Papa! Anya wants to hold the leash, too.
[15:52] Loid
    You're not ready for that.
    He'll drag you around everywhere.
[15:56] Loid
    Though he's been trained before,
    he still needs household training.
[16:00] Loid
    You'll need to learn lots of things, too.
[16:03] Loid
    Like how to feed him, praise him,
    scold him, et cetera.
[16:07] Loid
    You need to be prepared to
    take care of him until the end.
[16:10] Anya
    Yep.
[16:11] Loid
    By the way, have you come
    up with a name for him?
[16:13] Anya
    My naming abilities are dismal.
[16:17] Loid
    Huh? All right...
[16:19] Loid
    A simple name that's easy for him to
    understand and for us to say would be best.
[16:23] Loid
    Apparently, dogs can't tell
    consonants apart very well,
[16:26] Loid
    so we'd be better off giving him
    a name with strong vowel sounds.
[16:30] Loid
    Especially A, U, or O.
[16:33] Anya
    This is hard...
[16:34] Yor
    They can't tell causes of death apart well?
[16:38] Yor
    Would you prefer to bleed to death?
[16:40] Yor
    Or perhaps be crushed to death?
[16:42] Yor
    Stop being so unreasonable!
[16:46] Loid
    I guess we can figure that out once
    we know more about his personality.
[16:58] Anya
    A dog park!
[17:06] Anya
    Hup!
[17:09] Anya
    Run around and play, Mister Dog!
    Or this will just be an Anya park!
[17:13] Girl
    Here we go, Leo!
[17:15] Girl
    Go!
[17:21] Anya
    Okay!
[17:22] Anya
    Mister Dog! We'll do that, too!
[17:28] Anya
    Hi-yah!
[17:37] Anya
    Maybe this doesn't work
    if you don't have a name.
[17:42] Anya
    Excuse me.
[17:46] Anya
    What is this Mister Dog's name?
[17:49] Anya
    How did you pick its name?
[17:50] Anya
    Tell me your secrets!
[17:52] Yor
    Don't run off too far!
[17:57] Anya
    Your name is Lucky Vanilla Princess III!
[18:03] Anya
    Then how about Atomic Angel Charlie General?!
[18:08] Yor
    Miss Anya seems to be having a lot of fun.
[18:12] Loid
    "Be prepared to take care
    of him until the end."
[18:20] Loid
    I may have no right to say those words.
[18:24] Loid
    Once this mission is over, there will
    be no more use for the Forgers.
[18:28] Loid
    My relationship with these two ends there.
[18:30] Loid
    Of course, I'll do my best to
    follow up with them.
[18:34] Loid
    But this terrorist incident
    has reminded me yet again
[18:37] Loid
    that this peace between the East and the West
[18:40] Loid
    is nothing more than a façade.
[18:42] Loid
    I must ensure that this cold war
    ends as soon as possible.
[18:45] Loid
    That will be the optimal future.
[18:49] Loid
    Hey, it's time to head home now.
[18:53] Loid
    You'll be studying once we get home.
[18:55] Anya
    Shock!
[18:56] Anya
    Huh? Huh, wha? Oh no, oh no, oh no...
[19:00] Anya
    I lost my gloves. Where did they go?
[19:04] Yor
    Did you drop them somewhere?
[19:06] Anya
    Those are Anya's favorites!
[19:15] Yor
    I don't see them anywhere.
[19:24] Anya
    Anya's gloves!
[19:26] Anya
    Give them back!
[19:29] Bulldog
    Me find! My precious!
[19:47] Old Lady
    How dare you?! What do you think
    you're doing to my sweet baby?!
[19:51] Old Lady
    Get lost, you stupid stray!
[19:52] Old Lady
    Aw, did he scare you?
[19:57] Anya
    Thank you, Mister Dog.
[20:00] (Flashback) Bondman
    I've returned with the tummy warmer
[20:03] (Flashback) Bondman
    that was stolen by the evil
    organization, Princess Honey.
[20:05] (Flashback) Princess Honey
    Oh, thank you, Bondman!
[20:08] (Flashback) Princess Honey
    It is a very important gift that
    my late mother gave me!
[20:12] Anya
    You're like Bondman.
    You got these back for me.
[20:16] Anya
    Oh, yeah. You're wearing gloves, too.
[20:21] Loid
    What's the matter?
[20:24] Anya
    Papa! I know Mister Dog's name now!
[20:33] Anya
    Mister Dog's name is Bond!
[20:35] Loid
    "Bond" from "Bondman," eh? Not bad.
[20:40] Anya
    That tickles!
[20:41] Yor
    It looks like he approves!
    And his collar fits perfectly.
[20:49] Anya
    Okay, Bond. I will now give
    you your first mission.
[20:53] Anya
    Eat every last kibble of this dog food!
[20:58] Loid
    Don't give him too much.
[21:07] Anya
    That was neither good nor bad.
[21:11] Anya
    Ah, you need to go potty.
[21:13] Anya
    Follow me, Bond.
[21:17] Anya
    Behold, this is your potty.
[21:20] Anya
    If you go anywhere else, Mama might get
    mad, 'cause she likes everything tidy.
[21:24] Anya
    So be cautious as you go.
[21:35] Anya
    He had to poo. Stinky.
[21:39] Anya
    Okay, Bond. We'll be
    watching this cartoon next.
[21:42] Anya
    I will teach you of your roots!
[21:46] Loid
    Hey, I told you that you need to study.
[21:48] Loid
    You'd better be ready by
    the time I finish my bath.
[21:55] Loid
    Those little...
[22:07] Yor
    Loid, Loid!
[22:10] Yor
    Look.
[22:12] Loid
    What is it?
[22:14] Yor
    They wore themselves out
    playing and fell asleep.
[22:18] Yor
    Oh, my goodness! Is this a
    little angel in our midst?!
[22:23] Loid
    I guess we'll let her off the hook for today.
[22:25] Yor
    Indeed.
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