E2 - Secure a Wife

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[01:35] Loid
    Yeah, no.
[01:36] Franky
    What?!
[01:38] Anya
    Anya cannot accept this mama.
[01:39] Loid
    You're just not going to cut it
    for the mother role, Franky.
[01:42] Franky
    You're literally a spy. Couldn't you
    have done my disguise better?
[01:46] Loid
    There's only so much I can do
    with your height and physique.
[01:49] Franky
    I can't believe I volunteered for this!
[01:52] Anya
    Have a peanut.
[01:52] Loid
    Operation Strix.
[01:54] Loid
    In order to stop a key figure in Ostania,
    Desmond, from trying to start a war,
[01:58] Loid
    I was given this top-secret
    mission as a member of WISE.
[02:02] Loid
    We were able to pass the written exam to
    get into the prestigious Eden College,
[02:07] Loid
    but who knew the interview process's next stage
    demanded the attendance of both parents?
[02:13] Loid
    Very well.
SIGN    SECURE A WIFE
[02:14] Loid
    I guess I'll have to explore my options.
[02:17] Camilla
    Did you hear? A thief
    might've entered our office.
SIGN    Capital City Berlint, City Hall
[02:20] Camilla
    Apparently, they only searched drawers
    with information regarding the girls.
[02:25] Camilla
    Like, what? What kind of creep does that?
[02:27] Millie
    Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.
[02:30] Millie
    He's always ogling me.
[02:33] Sharon
    That's because you're always
    wearing those short skirts.
[02:35] Millie
    Well, my boyfriend likes
    it when I wear them.
[02:39] Millie
    You've got a nice figure yourself,
    Sharon, so flaunt it more.
[02:42] Sharon
    You don't bother anymore
    once you have a kid.
[02:44] Camilla
    So hey...
[02:45] Camilla
    What do you think about this,
     Yor? Isn't it creepy?
[02:50] Yor
    Sorry?
[02:51] Millie
    Is that the section chief's coffee?
    Let's put some boogers in it.
[02:54] Yor
    Huh?
[02:55] Yor
    Do boogers somehow make it taste better?
[02:59] Camilla
    You know, Yor... I've gotta
    say you're rather...
[03:02] Camilla
    unique.
[03:05] Millie
    I know, right?
[03:06] Millie
    She's so out there that I bet
    guys keep their distance.
[03:09] Sharon
    Come on, now, Millie.
[03:10] Camilla
    You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[03:12] Camilla
    You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[03:15] Yor
    Uh-huh...
[03:15] Millie
    I'll give you the deets on some
    of my favorite cosmetics.
[03:19] Yor
    I'm honestly content as long
    as I get to keep this job.
[03:23] Camilla
    But aren't you, like, 27?
    You need to be careful.
[03:28] Camilla
    There seem to be a lot of spies
    around lately, you know?
[03:31] Camilla
    So people are apparently getting
    reported over the tiniest things.
[03:35] Camilla
    The other day, a single
    woman in her late twenties
[03:38] Camilla
    got reported by her neighbors
    for being suspicious.
[03:42] Millie
    Wait, what? That's hilarious.
[03:45] Millie
    You know everything, Camilla.
[03:47] Sharon
    True, it's unheard of to be single
    at that age. Very suspicious.
[03:51] Yor
    Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.
[03:57] Camilla
    Oh, yeah. I'm having a party
    at my place this weekend.
[04:01] Camilla
    You should totally come, Yor.
[04:03] Camilla
    Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[04:08] Sharon
    Isn't that asking a bit much?
[04:10] Camilla
    Maybe the creeper who snuck into
    this place will go with her.
[04:14] Millie
    That's so mean!
[04:21] Yor
    Hello, Briar residence.
[04:22] Yuri
    Hey, Sis. How have you been?
[04:24] Yor
    Oh, Yuri.
[04:25] Yuri
    How's work going?
[04:27] Yor
    Don't worry. I'm still employed.
[04:30] Yuri
    I'm worried about you.
    You're kinda unusual, y'know.
[04:33] Yor
    How rude. I'm completely normal.
[04:36] Yuri
    Isn't it about time you got married?
[04:38] Yuri
    Anyone you're interested in?
[04:39] Yor
    This again?
[04:40] Yuri
    The thing is, there's a chance
    I might get promoted...
[04:44] Yuri
    Meaning I'll probably be even busier
    running around than before.
[04:48] Yuri
    But I can't leave you alone like this,
[04:51] Yuri
    so I'm not sure if I should take it.
[04:53] Yuri
    The whole reason I got this far is
    because of you, and I'm truly grateful.
[04:56] Yuri
    That's why I just want you to be happy.
[04:59] Yor
    I know.
[05:01] Yor
    Thank you, Yuri.
[05:03] Yuri
    If you want, I can introduce you to someone.
[05:05] Yor
    Huh? N-No, that's okay.
[05:07] Yor
    O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going
    to a party this weekend.
[05:11] Yor
    With my partner, of course.
[05:12] Yuri
    Huh? You have a boyfriend?
[05:14] Yor
    I do, actually...
[05:15] Yor
    So don't worry.
[05:17] Yuri
    I see! That's great. It'll be a
    party with coworkers, right?
[05:21] Yor
    Yup. Camilla's throwing it.
[05:23] Yuri
    Ah.
[05:24] Yuri
    Then I'll have to ask Dominic
    about the guy later.
[05:28] Yor
    Huh?
[05:28] Yuri
    I mean, I know how gullible you are.
[05:31] Yuri
    I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.
[05:34] Yor
    Huh? Um...
[05:35] Yuri
    I'll hold off on this promotion
    until I know he's a good guy.
[05:38] Yor
    Oh, you don't need to do tha—
[05:40] Yuri
    I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.
[05:46] Yor
    What should I do?
[05:48] Yor
    I need to find someone by
    the time of the party.
[05:51] Yor
    If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think
    I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,
[05:55] Yor
    and he'll lose even more trust in me.
[05:57] Yor
    I need to find someone for the sake
    of my little brother's promotion.
[06:03] Yor
    Yuri, you've got the wrong idea!
    I was just joking earlier—
[06:06] Shopkeeper
    Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy
    siblings actually have a quarrel?
[06:10] Yor
    Oh, Shopkeeper?
[06:12] Yor
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.
[06:14] Shopkeeper
    Good evening. I have a client
    for you, Thorn Princess.
[06:20] Shopkeeper
    The Royal Hotel.
[06:22] Shopkeeper
    Room 1307.
[06:28] Men in Black B
    Apologies, my lady. This whole
    floor has been reserved.
[06:33] Men in Black A
    Did anyone call for this chick?
[06:35] Men in Black C
    Who knows?
[06:36] Yor
    But I've heard...
[06:39] Yor
    that a traitorous scumbag is staying here.
[06:46] Brennan
    What in the world?!
[06:47] Men in Black C
    It's an ambush! A lone woman—
[06:53] Yor
    Excuse me.
[06:55] Yor
    Vice Minister Brennan from the
    auditing department, I presume?
[06:59] Yor
    I am terribly sorry if I
    interrupted anything...
[07:01] Yor
    But may I have the honor
    of taking your life?
[07:08] Narrator
    Code name: Thorn Princess.
[07:11] Narrator
    An assassin.
[07:14] Narrator
    She was taught the skills of
    her trade from a young age,
[07:17] Narrator
    and has done any dirty work her
    employer requested ever since.
[07:22] Yor
    It's not coming off.
[07:25] Yor
    Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?
[07:28] Yor
    This is the only nice dress I own.
[07:31] Yor
    Now I can't go to the party.
[07:36] Yuri
    Anyone you're interested in?
[07:38] Sharon
    It's unheard of to be single at that age.
[07:40] Camilla
    Make sure you bring your partner with you.
[07:44] Yor
    But it's hopeless.
[07:46] Yor
    When it comes to homemaking...
    Cleaning is the only thing I can do.
[07:53] Anya
    Scruffy Head!
[07:55] Franky
    I copied all the files of
    unmarried women from city hall.
[07:58] Loid
    Great, thanks.
[08:00] Franky
    You need one who won't care
    you're divorced with a kid,
[08:01] Franky
    is refined enough for a prestigious school,
[08:03] Franky
    and is willing to get married within 48 hours?
[08:07] Franky
    If a goddess like that exists,
    I'd sure love to meet her.
[08:10] Franky
    Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all,
    yet I can't even get a date.
[08:13] Loid
    How unfortunate.
[08:14] Franky
    Don't pity me, asshole!
[08:16] Anya
    Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?
[08:22] Loid
    You're not in the way at all.
[08:23] Loid
    Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.
[08:26] Anya
    'Kay.
[08:34] Franky
    Actually, why don't you just use
    a female agent from your work?
[08:38] Loid
    A lot of them got caught in the recent
    spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.
[08:38] Bondman
    Wake up! Hey!
[08:42] Bondman
    You... You won't get away with this!
[08:42] Franky
    Selling people out is really in right now.
[08:45] Loid
    We don't have enough agents,
    so I got another mission on top of this.
[08:49] Loid
    Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.
[08:52] Franky
    They're working you to the bone!
[08:54] Franky
    Let's just get this over with.
[08:56] Franky
    The quickest options would be women in
    bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.
[09:00] Franky
    Finding dirt on them might help, too.
[09:02] Franky
    If they don't have any,
    we can always make some up.
[09:04] Loid
    I'd like to avoid anything risky.
[09:06] Franky
    Oh, please. She's plenty risky.
[09:10] Franky
    She definitely doesn't look like
    any princess from a rich family.
[09:11] Anya
    Push! Push!
[09:14] Loid
    You've got a point.
[09:15] Loid
    I need to at least do something
    about her appearance.
[09:21] Proprietress
    Now, young lady, I'm going to take
    your measurements. Come with me.
[09:25] Anya
    I'm being sold off somewhere!
[09:27] Loid
    You won't be if you behave.
[09:29] Loid
    Honestly, where does she
    learn to talk like that?
[09:36] Loid
    The seamstress... is married.
[09:39] Loid
    The proprietress was listed
    among the single women,
[09:43] Loid
    but she's been arrested once over
    political activities, so she's too dangerous.
[09:48] Loid
    Finding the right person
    might take longer than—
[09:54] Yor
    Pardon me.
[09:56] Female Employee
    Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.
[09:59] Yor
    Hello. I was hoping I could
    get my dress fixed up.
[10:02] Yor
    Could I get it done as quickly as possible?
[10:04] Female Employee
    But of course. You're one of our regulars.
[10:07] Loid
    She managed to slip behind
    me so easily. Who is she?
[10:10] Loid
    Yor... Yor...
[10:13] Loid
    There we go.
[10:14] Loid
    Yor Briar, 27 years old.
[10:16] Loid
    She has no record of being
    married or divorced.
[10:18] Loid
    Both of her parents are deceased,
[10:20] Loid
    and she has one brother
    who's much younger than her.
[10:22] Loid
    They're both civil servants
    whose records are pretty clean.
[10:26] Loid
    Did I just let my guard down?
[10:28] Loid
    I'm far too relaxed lately.
[10:30] Yor
    Excuse me.
[10:31] Yor
    You've been staring at me ever
    since I walked in. May I help you?
[10:35] Loid
    Impossible! She could even sense my gaze?
[10:35] Loid
    Er, no, um, I'm sorry...
[10:38] Loid
    I was just admiring how pretty you are.
[10:41] Yor
    Does that mean...
[10:42] Yor
    You have a favorable impression
    of my physical appearance?
[10:45] Loid
    Er, well... Yes.
[10:47] (Flashback) Camilla
    You've got a nice face and body, Yor.
[10:50] (Flashback) Camilla
    You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.
[10:52] Yor
    Um—
[10:54] Anya
    Papa!
[10:55] Anya
    I now know how long I am!
[10:58] Anya
    Who's that?
[10:59] Loid
    Another customer.
[11:00] Yor
    He has a child.
[11:02] Yor
    I almost pursued someone's husband.
[11:06] Yor
    I've heard that women have been
    killed by wives for such things.
[11:10] Yor
    I mean, if it happened to me,
    I'd just kill them back...
[11:12] Anya
    Huh?
[11:13] Yor
    No, I mustn't.
[11:15] Yor
    If I think like this, someone will
    eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.
[11:19] Yor
    I must learn to be more normal.
[11:21] Anya
    A-An assassin?!
[11:23] Anya
    A spy... An assassin...
[11:26] Anya
    I'm...
[11:28] Anya
    so excited!
[11:29] Narrator
    The little girl was starving
    for entertainment.
[11:31] Loid
    Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate
    to play my wife, but never mind.
[11:36] Yor
    I was considering him to act
    as my boyfriend at the party,
[11:40] Yor
    but I must avoid these so-called
    messy lovers' quarrels.
[11:44] Anya
    Ah, I am oh so lonely because
    I do not have a mama.
[11:49] Loid
    What brought this on?
[11:50] Anya
    I long for a mama.
[11:53] Yor
    Are you not with your wife?
[11:55] Loid
    Oh, er...
[11:57] Loid
    I actually lost my wife two years ago,
[11:59] Loid
    so I'm raising her on my own now.
[12:03] Yor
    So I won't be killed for
    asking him to the party!
[12:07] Yor
    Excuse me...
[12:11] Loid
    Pretend to be your boyfriend?
[12:13] Yor
    Yes... I fibbed to my younger
    brother about having a boyfriend.
[12:18] Yor
    If it's not too much trouble, I was
    hoping you'd accompany me to this party.
[12:22] Yor
    Um, I promise I don't have
    any ulterior motives!
[12:26] Yor
    Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.
[12:29] Yor
    I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.
[12:34] Loid
    Very well.
[12:35] Loid
    I accept.
[12:37] Yor
    Really?!
[12:38] Loid
    But I would like something in return.
[12:44] Loid
    So you see...
[12:46] Loid
    I'd like you to play the role of
    her mother during the interview.
[12:49] Yor
    Her mother?
[12:51] Loid
    With the future being so
    uncertain right now,
[12:54] Loid
    my only wish is for my daughter
    to get into a good school.
[12:57] Loid
    This was also the wish of my late wife.
[13:01] Anya
    Papa is a liar.
[13:03] Yor
    What a wonderful person.
[13:06] Loid
    I'll have her accept something simple first,
[13:06] Loid
    It will only be one time.
    Would you be up for it?
[13:08] Loid
    but I'll get her to agree to
    a formal marriage in the end.
[13:09] Yor
    A-All right... If you think
    I'm fit for the role.
[13:13] Loid
    Thank you. Then let us reconvene
    at Saturday's party.
[13:16] Yor
    Yes.
[13:20] Loid
    I got a sitter for you on Saturday,
    so make sure you behave.
[13:24] Anya
    Stock up on them peanuts!
[13:25] Loid
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:27] Cashier
    Ten pents is your change, ribbit.
[13:31] Cashier
    Thanks, ribbit.
[13:32] Anya
    Ribbit?
[13:34] Loid
    A T... no, an F cipher.
[13:43] Loid
    Must be the details on the extra mission.
[13:46] Loid
    Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from
    the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.
[13:51] Loid
    I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800
    hours when the target meets with the buyer.
[13:56] Loid
    Saturday?
[13:59] Loid
    And so...
[14:01] Loid
    We're going to take care of this quickly
    so I can make it to the party.
[14:04] Loid
    You're helping.
[14:05] Franky
    Hang on a second! I'm just an informant!
    My fighting skills are literal trash!
[14:09] Franky
    Not to mention, you already
    pretty much capped your tab—
[14:12] Loid
    We're talking 78 art pieces valued
     at a total of three million dalcs.
[14:16] Loid
    I'm almost certain no one would notice
    if one or two happened to go missing.
[14:21] Franky
    Leave it to me.
[14:22] Franky
    I just so happen to have invented some
    new spy gear just for days like this.
[14:26] Loid
    He's so useful.
[14:33] Yor
    Loid is awfully late.
[14:37] Yor
    I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.
[14:42] Lackey A
    Hold it!
[14:44] Lackey B
    Who're you workin' for?!
[14:46] Franky
    You didn't tell me there'd
    be an army of them!
[14:48] Loid
    Two, four, six... 38 of them.
[14:51] Loid
    I can't afford to waste even
    ten seconds on each one!
[15:02] Loid
    Reinforcements! There's no end to them.
[15:04] Franky
    I got 'em all in! Get in!
[15:10] Franky
    Whoo!
[15:12] Franky
    Let's see... Which one's going
    to accidentally go missing?
[15:18] Loid
    I'm helping myself to this one.
[15:19] Franky
    Hey, that's a diamond! No fair
    taking the expensive-looking one!
[15:22] Loid
    I'll use it as part of this whole charade.
[15:24] Franky
    Shut up! Give that back!
[15:37] Yor
    I see.
[15:39] Yor
    So this is what it means to
    have your heart toyed with.
[15:42] Yor
    I must keep my work relationships
    favorable for my brother's sake, too.
[15:48] Yor
    Which means that I must attend this party.
[15:54] Camilla
    You're late, Yor!
[15:57] Yor
    I do apologize. Here's a gift.
[16:00] Camilla
    Oh? I thought you were
    coming with your boyfriend.
[16:04] Yor
    Unfortunately, he had something
    suddenly come up.
[16:07] Camilla
    Oh, what a shame. I was so eager to meet him!
[16:11] Camilla
    What a lame excuse.
[16:12] Millie
    How pathetic.
[16:14] Sharon
    I knew she was lying about having a guy.
[16:17] Millie
    Should we report the liar?
[16:19] Camilla
    We should!
[16:20] Camilla
    I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent
    in to lower our country's birth rate.
[16:25] Sharon
    Seriously? That's so petty.
[16:27] Sharon
    She's just unpopular with the guys.
[16:29] Sharon
    Just leave her be.
[16:30] Camilla
    You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.
[16:30] Dominic
    It's too bad your boyfriend couldn't
    make it. I was excited to meet him.
[16:33] Millie
    You're so hilarious.
[16:34] Yor
    D-Dominic...
[16:36] Dominic
    Yuri's always so worried about you.
[16:40] Yor
    Um, could you possibly...
[16:43] Yor
    just tell my brother that I came
    to the party with a kind gentleman?
[16:46] Camilla
    Yeah, not happening.
[16:48] Camilla
    Just how desperate are you
    to impress people, Yor?
[16:51] Camilla
    It just makes you look even more pathetic.
[16:54] Dominic
    Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!
[16:55] Camilla
    Stop talking to my man.
[16:57] Camilla
    I'll be sure to let your brother
    know that you came alone.
[17:02] Yor
    What could she possibly gain by doing that?
[17:07] Yor
    This is honestly becoming tiresome.
[17:09] Yor
    If all of the adults here
    just happened to perish,
[17:12] Yor
    my brother would never find out...
[17:15] Dominic
    I'm so sorry. Have fun!
[17:18] Dominic
    Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.
[17:24] Female Guest A
    And then that guy...
[17:27] Girl
    Mommy!
[17:29] Sharon
    My oldest here will be taking
    an entrance exam soon.
[17:32] Sharon
    At the prestigious Eden College.
[17:35] Female Guest B
    Wow, that's wonderful!
[17:37] Male Guest A
    He'll be a shoo-in with the elite.
[17:38] Yor
    That must be what "normal" looks like.
[17:42] Yor
    I'm sure that's how my
    brother wanted me to end up.
[17:47] Camilla
    Seriously? She's still here.
[17:50] Millie
    She's tougher than she looks.
[17:51] Sharon
    I'm honestly surprised she had
    the nerve to show up alone.
[17:55] Yor
    I see... I'm too out of my league here.
[18:01] Yor
    I do beg your pardon.
[18:03] Yor
    I will have to take my leav—
[18:09] Loid
    I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.
[18:11] Loid
    I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.
[18:15] Yor
    Um...
[18:16] Yor
    I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.
[18:19] Loid
    Shit!
[18:20] Loid
    I mixed up my mission with hers.
[18:22] Dominic
    Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.
[18:25] Loid
    Oh, pardon me.
[18:26] Loid
    One of my patients had a violent episode.
[18:28] Loid
    It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.
[18:32] Loid
    Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?
[18:33] Camilla
    You're joking, right?
[18:35] Camilla
    You're married, Yor?
[18:37] Camilla
    Why didn't you tell us?
[18:39] Yor
    Um, I...
[18:40] Loid
    It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my
    second marriage and I already have a child,
[18:44] Loid
    so it may have been hard to bring up.
[18:46] Camilla
    Don't give me that shit!
[18:46] Loid
    It's my fault.
[18:48] Camilla
    There's absolutely no way Yor has a
    husband who's that handsome and hot!
[18:51] Camilla
    I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!
[18:53] Camilla
    Yor, I just got this piping hot
    gratin right out of the oven!
[18:56] Camilla
    Oops, I seemed to have tripped!
[19:06] Loid
    I admire your dedication to not wasting food,
[19:09] Loid
    but it's a bit improper
    to use your feet, Yor.
[19:12] Yor
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[19:14] Dominic
    That got you?
[19:15] Loid
    This is quite delicious.
[19:16] Yor
    Indeed.
[19:18] Camilla
    Did you know, Mr. Ranger...
[19:20] Loid
    It's Forger.
[19:21] Camilla
    ...that she was apparently doing some
    questionable work before working at city hall?
[19:27] Camilla
    What did you do again?
[19:28] Dominic
    Come on, stop it!
[19:28] Camilla
    Men would call you to their hotel rooms
    so you could give them "massages"?
[19:33] Camilla
    Oh, you little whore.
[19:34] Yor
    That was...
[19:35] Yor
    "Massages" were a cover
    for occupational murders.
[19:39] Yor
    Um, please don't get the
    wrong idea, Loid. I—
[19:43] Loid
    How wonderful.
[19:44] Yor
    Huh?
[19:45] Loid
    Yor lost her parents at a very young age.
[19:48] Loid
    She did all she could to care
    for her younger brother,
[19:53] Loid
    even if it meant sacrificing herself.
[19:55] Loid
    Be it for someone else
[19:57] Loid
    or for a specific reason,
    having to endure a merciless job
[20:01] Loid
    requires an incredible amount of dedication.
[20:03] Loid
    And that's something to be very proud of.
[20:07] Loid
    Let's go home, Yor.
[20:08] Yor
    Er, yes... Thank you for
    the lovely party, everyone.
[20:15] Loid
    I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.
[20:18] Yor
    Oh, it's all right.
[20:19] Loid
    I'm not sure what to tell your
    brother if he hears of this.
[20:24] Yor
    Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.
[20:33] Loid
    What...
[20:34] Loid
    Remnants of the smuggling ring?
[20:37] Loid
    Hang on, Yor!
[20:38] Yor
    Huh?
[20:43] Loid
    How did they know where I was?
[20:45] Loid
    Did they... leave a tracking
    device in the art pieces?
[20:49] Loid
    You've definitely let your
    guard down, Twilight.
[20:52] Yor
    Who are those people?
[20:54] Loid
    Um, uh...
[20:56] Loid
    I-It appears some of my
    patients still haven't recovered
[20:58] Loid
    from their psychotic episodes.
[21:01] Yor
    Being a doctor must be very taxing.
[21:04] Loid
    She actually believed it!
[21:05] Loid
    In the meantime...
[21:06] Loid
    We're making a break for it.
[21:10] Remnant A
    They've abandoned the van.
[21:12] Remnant B
    They're probably hiding nearby.
    Split up and find them.
[21:22] Loid
    Yor, this way. Hurry!
[21:24] Yor
    Um... Are you sure it's all right for
    you to hit your patients like that?
[21:28] Loid
    Um, well...
[21:30] Loid
    The concussive recovery method is the
    latest in modern medical practices.
[21:34] Yor
    I see.
SIGN    This is fiction.
[21:35] Loid
    I can't tell if she's
    actually bright or dumb.
[21:40] Loid
    Look out, Yor!
[21:42] Loid
    Another one! I can't dodge it!
[21:50] Yor
    Oh, no!
[21:52] Yor
    I'm so sorry an amateur like me
    helped with the recovery!
[21:54] Yor
    I happen to be an expert in self-defense.
[21:57] Yor
    My brother was kind enough to teach me...
[22:00] Loid
    Thank you, Yor.
[22:05] Loid
    That was quite impressive.
    Did you see how far he went?
[22:08] Yor
    I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.
[22:12] Remnant G
    There he is!
[22:13] Loid
    This way!
[22:15] Remnant G
    Do whatever you need to do!
    Make sure they're dead!
[22:25] Yor
    Um, Loid... This may not
    be the best moment to ask,
[22:29] Yor
    but why don't we get married?
[22:36] Loid
    I'm sorry?!
[22:37] Yor
    Er, well, it would extend our agreement...
[22:41] Yor
    I mean... Apparently, I'm considered
    suspicious just for being single,
[22:47] Yor
    so it'd be nice camouflage...
[22:50] Yor
    For me to continue my job
    as an assassin, too.
[22:53] Yor
    Um, basically,
[22:55] Yor
    if it's all right with you,
    maybe we could just stay together,
[22:59] Yor
    and not just for the interview...
[23:02] Yor
    For both our sakes.
[23:05] Yor
    He's probably the only person who could
    accept me for who I am right now.
[23:15] Loid
    Then let's stop by city hall on our
    way back to fill out the paperwork.
[23:17] Yor
    Huh? Right now?!
[23:19] Loid
    They do say no time like the present.
[23:20] Loid
    Oh, that's right.
[23:25] Loid
    Where did I drop it?
[23:27] Remnant B
    You bastard!
[23:29] Remnant B
    We have 'em cornered!
[23:32] Remnant A
    Fill 'em full of lead!
[23:35] Loid
    Yor...
[23:36] Loid
    Even in sickness,
[23:39] Loid
    or in sadness...
[23:41] Loid
    No matter what hardships await us,
[23:46] Loid
    let us be there for one another.
[23:48] Yor
    All right.
[23:50] Loid
    Until my mission...
[23:51] Yor
    Until my killing...
[23:54] Loid and Yor
    ...do us part.
SIGN    PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW