E22 - The Underground Tennis Tournament - The Campbelldon

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[00:09] Fiona
    Twilight... You've changed.
[00:13] Fiona
    By being in the Forger household,
    you've gained unnecessary emotions,
[00:16] Fiona
    and your cunning as an agent has dulled.
[00:19] Fiona
    Right now, you're like a chipped knife.
[00:23] Fiona
    Seeing you like this makes my heart ache.
[00:27] Fiona
    Ah...
[00:28] Fiona
    But his gentle version is wonderful, too.
[00:31] Fiona
    My heart's beating so fast, I can't breathe.
[00:33] Fiona
    I love him!
[00:34] Fiona
    Even if he became one of those toy knives
    that retract when you stab something,
[00:38] Fiona
    I would continue to respect him.
[00:40] Fiona
    Actually, a bouncy Twilight would
    be so adorable. I love him.
[00:44] Fiona
    But things cannot stay like this.
[00:47] Fiona
    I'm the one who should make him bouncy.
[00:51] Fiona
    Yor Forger...
[00:53] Fiona
    I must steal the title of "wife" from her.
SIGN    THE UNDERGROUND TENNIS TOURNAMENT: THE CAMPBELLDON
[02:29] Fiona
    Cavi Campbell, age 56.
[02:32] Fiona
    He gained his fortune through
    the energy business,
[02:34] Fiona
    and he's also known to be an
    avid collector of antiques.
[02:38] Fiona
    The painting he possesses that
    is valued at a million dalc,
[02:42] Fiona
    The Lady in the Sun, is our
    target for this mission.
[02:45] Loid
    A painting...
[02:47] Fiona
    The original owner was the
    late Colonel Erik Zacharis.
[02:51] Loid
    He belonged to the East's military intelligence
    division in the war between the East and West.
[02:54] Loid
    He was also a major player
    in ending the war.
[02:57] Fiona
    Correct.
[02:58] Fiona
    He's said to be in possession of some
    troublesome top-secret information
[03:02] Fiona
    that was cast into darkness because it could
    "reignite the flames of war" if it went public.
[03:07] Fiona
    Otherwise known as the Zacharis Dossier.
[03:09] Fiona
    It's said that the dossier could contain
    records of the East's human experiments
[03:14] Fiona
    or the truth behind the
    West's massacre of POWs,
[03:17] Fiona
    but the truth is unknown.
[03:19] Fiona
    It's also known as the
    "ticking time bomb under thin ice."
[03:21] Fiona
    Its whereabouts were long
    shrouded in mystery, but...
[03:25] Loid
    Clues regarding said whereabouts
    can be found in the painting?
[03:28] Fiona
    This information comes from
    a well-connected source.
[03:30] Fiona
    We believe there might be
    some kind of code within it.
[03:34] Fiona
    It's only a matter of time before
    the painting's owner, Campbell,
[03:36] Fiona
    or the Eastern government realizes
    the truth behind the painting.
[03:39] Fiona
    Our orders are to retrieve the
    Zacharis Dossier before they do.
[03:44] Loid
    Regardless of whether the information it
    contains is inconvenient to the East or West,
[03:47] Loid
    we can be certain that this information would
    become a reason for them take up arms again.
[03:53] Loid
    Where is the painting?
[03:54] Fiona
    It's located in the basement of the Campbell
    mansion along with his other art pieces.
[03:58] Fiona
    But on top of tight security,
    Campbell also has
[04:00] Fiona
    connections to the State Security Service.
[04:02] Fiona
    Any "vermin" that sneak in are
     exterminated without fail.
[04:05] Fiona
    It will be very risky for us to infiltrate.
[04:09] Loid
    So do we have a plan?
[04:10] Fiona
    Of course. I have one ready.
[04:31] Umpire
    Game set!
[04:32] Audience A
    You can't be serious! Gimme my money back!
[04:35] Commentator
    The payout for that match is...
[04:35] Audience B
    You call that a match?! Make it
    up to me even if you die first!
[04:39] Commentator
    The cutoff to place your bets for
    the next match is in ten minutes.
[04:43] Twain
    Nightfall...
[04:45] Nafalia
    Yes, Twilight?
[04:46] Twain
    Was there really no other way?
[04:49] Nafalia
    This was the most certain method.
[04:52] Nafalia
    There is an underground tennis tournament
[04:54] Nafalia
    run by Campbell for himself and other
    members of his underground tennis club.
[04:59] Nafalia
    It's known as the Campbelldon.
[05:00] Nafalia
    Elites of the financial world
    and members of the underworld
[05:03] Nafalia
    gather for this expensive and illegal event.
[05:06] Nafalia
    Ordinarily, celebs enter their own
    personal players to compete,
[05:10] Nafalia
    but normal civilians can also enter as long
    as they pay an incredibly high entry fee.
[05:14] Nafalia
    And... the winner is free to choose
    whatever art piece they want
[05:19] Nafalia
    from Campbell's collection as a prize.
[05:23] Twain
    Yes... But why tennis? What in the
    world is an underground tennis club?
[05:27] Nafalia
    I just figured he's really into it.
[05:29] Nafalia
    All we have to do to complete this mission
    is win, so there are no risks.
[05:33] Twain
    I hope everything actually
    goes that smoothly.
[05:36] Commentator
    Next up, we have the fourth match
    of our first round with...
[05:40] Commentator
    The Twain and Nafalia Phony pair!
[05:42] Nafalia
    We're up.
[05:43] Commentator
    Apparently, this pair is husband and wife.
[05:46] Crowd
    I'll blow you to smithereens!
[05:47] Crowd
    Piss off!
[05:48] Crowd
    I bet 100 dalc that they divorce!
[05:50] Twain
    Why on earth did you pick this as our cover?
[05:51] Nafalia
    Ah... So many people are seeing
    us as husband and wife.
[05:55] Commentator
    They'll be going up against
    the Wolson and Babol pair!
[05:58] Commentator
    The legendary pair that dominated
    the Grand Slam ten years ago!
[06:02] Twain
    Hey, they're actual retired pro players.
[06:05] Nafalia
    Do you have any experience playing tennis?
[06:07] Twain
    I've only dabbled in it.
    I just practiced a bit at home.
[06:11] (Flashback) Anya
    No fair! Anya wants to play tennis, too!
[06:15] (Flashback) Yor
    Then why don't we all play together?
[06:18] Nafalia
    What did you tell your family?
[06:21] Twain
    I just told them we were
    having a tennis competition
[06:23] Twain
    with some of our business
    partners in the medical field.
[06:26] Nafalia
    I see.
[06:28] Nafalia
    Eventually, you won't have to make
    excuses like that, Twilight.
[06:32] Nafalia
    Have no fear.
[06:34] Nafalia
    You could just stay huddled
    in the back corner if you'd like.
[06:39] Nafalia
    This mission will show you
    that I am the perfect fit
[06:42] Nafalia
    to play your wife for Operation Strix.
[06:45] Nafalia
    I can take care of this myself.
[06:48] Nafalia
    You can count on me, Twilight!
[06:50] (Flashback) Senior Agent
    Nightfall's been getting a bit
    too eager to get ahead lately.
[06:53] (Flashback) Senior Agent
    Watch over her so she doesn't mess up.
[06:55] Twain
    What a troublesome mission.
[06:57] Commentator
    The odds are an amazing 40 to 1.3!
[07:00] Commentator
    Do we have any brave souls
    willing to bet on this couple?
[07:03] Wolson
    They're clearly underestimating
    us with this pair.
[07:06] Babol
    Did they wander in here thinking
    it was a tourist attraction?
[07:09] Wolson
    We've continued the pursuit of tennis
    even after our retirement.
[07:14] Babol
    We wanted to face stronger opponents,
[07:15] Babol
    and that's how we found
    this underground arena.
[07:18] Wolson
    We holed up in the mountains and endured
    rigorous training just for this day.
[07:23] Twain
    Well, let's all do our best
    and have a brilliant match.
[07:27] Wolson
    Match? You fool. What's about to
    unfold here is an absolute slaughter.
[07:34] Umpire
    Phony to serve.
[07:48] Umpire
    15-love!
[07:51] Nafalia
    He managed a service ace right
    off the bat against a pro.
[07:54] Nafalia
    Well done, Twilight.
    You've redefined "dabbled." I love you.
[08:00] Umpire
    30-love!
[08:03] Umpire
    40-love!
[08:06] Umpire
    Game set!
[08:08] Babol
    What the hell was that?
[08:10] Babol
    I've never even seen a top-ranked
    player serve like that.
[08:13] Wolson
    Curses... The woman. Aim for the woman!
[08:18] Wolson
    Take this!
[08:22] Babol
    Here we go!
[08:24] Umpire
    Love-15.
[08:27] Babol
    What the hell?!
[08:28] Twain
    Nice work, Ni—Nafalia.
[08:31] Nafalia
    He complimented me!
[08:32] Nafalia
    We're just getting started.
[08:34] Nafalia
    Okay, I'll just have to keep
    showing him how amazing I am,
[08:37] Nafalia
    immediately crush the enemy,
    and get the painting fast.
[08:41] Twain
    Fantastic, Nightfall! Let us play
    doubles in the game of life!
[08:46] Nafalia
    Oh, Twilight! You flatter me!
[08:59] Umpire
    Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[09:02] Commentator
    That was one hell of an upset!
[09:04] Commentator
    The amateur couple that showed up out of
    nowhere just annihilated the pro players!
[09:08] Commentator
    An unbelievable dark horse has appeared!
[09:11] Commentator
    Was this result just a fluke?
    This tournament could get very interesting!
[09:18] Campbell
    How splendid.
[09:19] Campbell
    This turn of events may
    make us quite a fortune.
[09:23] Member A
    Now, no rigging any matches, Mr. Campbell.
[09:27] Member B
    We want to enjoy the pure
    art of betting on tennis.
[09:31] Member C
    Hmph. This is what happens when
    you play against normies.
[09:35] Member C
    They'll be playing against my Boric
    Brothers next. There'll be no flukes.
[09:39] Member A
    Well, you've just got a pair of junkies.
[09:43] Member C
    Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.
[09:45] Member C
    We've been developing a new
    doping agent called OSO-R
[09:48] Member C
    along with the government in preparation for
    the upcoming East-West Sports Exhibition.
[09:52] Member C
    They'll be using that.
[09:56] Commentator
    Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen.
    We will now begin the second round!
[10:01] Commentator
    Our first match will feature the Phony pair,
    who just wowed us with a miracle,
[10:06] Commentator
    playing against Dressen's Mad Dogs,
    the Boric Brothers!
[10:11] Twain
    Nafalia, didn't you say
    something about no risks?
[10:15] Nafalia
    Let's just do our very best, dear.
[10:22] Anya
    Mama! Get the ball, please!
[10:25] Anya
    Mama!
[10:28] Yor
    Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Anya.
[10:34] Anya
    Mama's lost in tots?
[10:36] Yor
    Th-That's not true.
[10:42] Yor
    If he's at a tennis tournament with colleagues,
    does that mean she's there, too?
[10:46] Yor
    I wonder what her relationship with Loid is.
[10:51] Yor
    What if I go back to a life where
    Yuri is constantly worried about me?
[10:56] Anya
    The ball...
[10:58] Yor
    If that could happen,
    maybe I should take care of her...
[11:03] Yor
    No, no, no!
[11:05] Yor
    You'll be punished for
    thinking such thoughts, Yor!
[11:11] Anya
    Mama, it's okay. Don't worry.
[11:13] Yor
    What? Worry about what?
[11:16] Yor
    Does she know what I'm thinking?
[11:19] Anya
    D-Don't worry. Papa will win and
    bring home a fabulous prize.
[11:24] Yor
    Huh?
[11:26] Yor
    Oh...
[11:29] Yor
    Yes, you're right.
    Loid is capable of anything, after all.
[11:33] Yor
    He'll take care of any opponent with a kapow!
[11:36] Anya
    Kapow!
[11:38] Anan
    Kill... Tennis...
[11:43] Twain
    Nafalia... Those definitely don't seem like
     the same Boric Brothers from round one.
[11:49] Nafalia
    I forgot to mention this,
    but in this tournament,
[11:51] Nafalia
    you can customize your rackets
     and equipment, get doped up,
[11:54] Nafalia
    perform illegal moves...
[11:55] Nafalia
    Pretty much anything goes.
[11:58] Nafalia
    They must have taken muscle enhancers.
[12:00] Twain
    Uh, that would be an understatement.
[12:03] Audience C
    I'm counting on you giant meatheads!
[12:04] Audience C
    I bet an ungodly amount of money on you two!
[12:05] Audience D
    I'll murder you if you lose!
[12:07] Catan
    Kill.
[12:09] Audience E
    Uh, hey...
[12:12] Commentator
    Oh, my! The younger brother, Catan,
    has ripped the fence apart!
[12:17] Catan
    I'll kill you!
[12:18] Anan
    Just shut up and watch!
[12:19] Audience F
    Y-You freaks!
[12:20] Commentator
    Behold their monstrous strength!
[12:22] Commentator
    And betting time is just about over.
[12:25] Commentator
    The Phony pair who showed
    us a miracle last round!
[12:27] Commentator
    The ultra-powerful Boric Brothers!
    Who will be victorious?
[12:27] Audience G
    I-I'm gonna bet on those brothers.
[12:29] Audience H
    No human could possibly beat them.
[12:31] Twain
    Well, their immense power is
    going to be a problem.
[12:34] Twain
    How do we fight them while
    preserving our stamina?
[12:41] Commentator
    Oho! This time the older brother,
    Anan, easily crushed a ball!
[12:46] Commentator
    Let's take good care of the equipment, please.
[12:48] Anan
    Hey, boy!
[12:50] Anan
    You sorta smell like piss.
[12:53] Anan
    If you pissed your pants,
    have that chick change your diapers.
[12:57] Catan
    Piss! Change!
[13:00] Nafalia
    I would be happy to.
[13:01] Anan
    What? Cat got your tongue, you chickenshit?
[13:06] Catan
    Bro! He's real dumb! He can't use his words!
[13:09] Anan
    Yeah, he does look pretty brainless.
[13:13] Anan
    He probably lived a peaceful life
    without ever having to think at all.
[13:28] Umpire
    Game set! The winners are the Phony pair!
[13:33] Commentator
    The real deal! This couple is
    definitely the real deal, folks!
[13:36] Commentator
    The Boric Brothers were beaten to a pulp
    before they could even make a move!
[13:39] Crowd
    You stupid useless walking Mount Everests!
[13:40] Commentator
    Goodness, you could really feel the
    malice from the Phonys' play there.
[13:43] Twain
    You didn't have to hit them
    with that many smashes.
[13:46] Nafalia
    My hand just kept slipping.
[13:49] Nafalia
    Certain death.
[13:50] Member C
    My trump cards!
[13:54] Campbell
    I guess your medicine might
    need a few more improvements.
[13:57] Member A
    I must say, they're quite impressive.
[14:00] Member A
    You might be in some
    trouble yourself, Mr. Campbell.
[14:03] Campbell
    Well... I'm not so sure about that.
[14:08] Narrator
    After that, thanks to Nightfall's unnecessary
    showing off and powerful moves,
[14:12] Nafalia
    How am I doing, Twilight?
[14:13] Narrator
    the Phony pair continued their steady advance,
[14:14] Nafalia
    How am I doing, Twilight?!
[14:16] Narrator
    and made it to the finals safely.
[14:21] Guide
    If you would, wait here for about
    twenty minutes until the finals start.
[14:34] Nafalia
    Just one more step.
[14:36] Nafalia
    Twilight, how did you like
    my flawless plays? Well?
[14:42] Twain
    Apparently, we'll be facing Campbell's
     son and daughter in the finals.
[14:46] Twain
    They're still in high school,
[14:48] Twain
    but they've trained with the best
    in tennis ever since they were little.
[14:52] Twain
    Their father runs this tournament,
[14:54] Twain
    so let's be on our guard, just in case
    they try to do something underhanded.
[14:58] Nafalia
    Judging from their matches so far,
     they aren't that skilled.
[15:02] Nafalia
    I'll end this match in seconds.
[15:04] Nafalia
    And then, I'll have him choose me as his
    doubles partner in the game of life!
[15:08] Nafalia
    Ah!
[15:11] Twain
    Nightfall...
[15:12] Nafalia
    Twilight?
[15:13] Nafalia
    Wait, already?! Right here?!
[15:16] Nafalia
    Twilight, I'm not ready just yet! Ah!
[15:21] Twain
    Stop pushing yourself. Your hand's all torn up.
[15:24] Nafalia
    Huh?
[15:26] Twain
    Our opponents won't be that easy.
[15:28] Twain
    I don't blame you for panicking,
    but take it easy.
[15:31] Nafalia
    I'll be fine. This is nothing.
[15:34] Nafalia
    Let us hurry and finish this mission.
[15:39] Twain
    I've seen many allies die
    exactly for that reason.
[15:45] Twain
    Spies are finished once they lose their cool.
[15:48] Twain
    I've told you that countless times.
[15:54] Nafalia
    All right.
[15:56] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[15:57] Nafalia
    You used to say
[15:59] Nafalia
    that us spies are disposable.
[16:02] Nafalia
    And yet he's worrying about me!
SIGN    Love
    Love Love
[16:06] Nafalia
    How dare you, Twilight?
    You're not playing fair at all!
[16:09] Nafalia
    I love you, I love you, I love you,
    I love you, I love you, I love you...
[16:13] Twain
    She's glaring daggers at me!
[16:14] Twain
    Does she doubt my methods that much?!
[16:18] Nafalia
    Oh, damn it. I pulled my hand away.
[16:20] Nafalia
    I'm so stupid.
[16:23] Nafalia
    Twilight's warmth still stings a little...
[16:26] Nafalia
    It stings?
[16:29] Nafalia
    Don't tell me...
[16:32] Nafalia
    Twilight...
[16:33] Twain
    Hold your breath and
    close your eyes, Nightfall.
[16:36] Twain
    Colorless and odorless.
[16:38] Twain
    It's probably some non-lethal chemical agent.
[16:40] Twain
    I see.
[16:41] Twain
    So this is why the Campbell kids' opponents
    earlier seemed slightly off their game.
[16:47] Twain
    I'm sure their goal is to weaken us.
[16:51] Nafalia
    How underhanded.
[16:58] Twain
    They locked us in.
[17:00] Twain
    It's quite simple to open it, but there
    might be a lookout standing guard,
[17:04] Twain
    and then we'd have to attack a civilian.
[17:07] Twain
    I guess we can pretend we fell for their trap.
[17:10] Twain
    Just in case, let's cover up our skin and
    climb the lockers to lessen the damage.
[17:15] Twain
    Will you last until they open the door?
[17:18] Nafalia
    Yes, if it's around ten minutes.
[17:21] Commentator
    Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting!
[17:24] Commentator
    We will now begin the finals
    of the 14th Campbelldon!
[17:30] Commentator
    The Phony pair versus... The Campbell siblings!
[17:34] Commentator
    Everyone has high hopes for the Phony pair!
[17:35] Audience I
    20,000 on the couple!
[17:36] Commentator
    But will they be able to stop the
    siblings' third victory in a row?
[17:36] Audience J
    They're definitely powerful!
[17:38] Audience K
    I'm betting my life savings on the Phony pair!
[17:38] Commentator
    The siblings have slightly better
    odds to win the whole thing!
[17:41] Campbell
    Yes, just as I planned.
    All of you fools bet on that couple.
[17:45] Member B
    How amusing. I'll also bet on that couple.
[17:48] Member A
    Me, too.
[17:50] Member A
    Of course, I'm assuming you're betting
     on your children, Mr. Campbell?
[17:53] Campbell
    But of course. I'm betting
    ten million on my children.
[17:57] Campbell
    I'm going to win by a landslide.
[17:59] Campbell
    Those two spent a good
    ten minutes soaking up that gas.
[18:03] Campbell
    You're looking a bit pale.
    Are you feeling all right?
[18:06] Campbell
    Now, Carrol and Kim... Show them no mercy!
[18:11] Twain
    How are you feeling?
[18:12] Nafalia
    I'm still a little numb.
[18:14] Nafalia
    I'm also experiencing slight difficulty
     breathing, and my pulse is low.
[18:16] Carrol
    I got a message from Daddy.
[18:18] Carrol
    He said we can stop acting
     like we're struggling.
[18:21] Kim
    Hmph. He's so annoying,
    trying to dictate our every move.
[18:25] Kim
    Let's bury them already and
    have Daddy buy us a new yacht.
[18:31] Umpire
    Phony to serve.
[18:45] Carrol
    Well, that was weak.
[18:58] Umpire
    Out!
[19:00] Commentator
    And there it is! Carrol's jet-powered racket!
[19:03] Carrol
    Don't even think about saying this isn't fair.
[19:06] Carrol
    You need proper training to use this baby.
[19:16] Commentator
    A nice hit from the Phony pair!
[19:18] Commentator
    Will Kim be able to reach it?
[19:30] Commentator
    And there's the bursting whip racket!
[19:37] Kim
    Hmph. I guess they're no big deal.
[19:39] Crowd
    Yeah! Get 'em!
[19:39] Commentator
    The Campbell siblings are
    showing off their noble dignity.
[19:42] Crowd
    I love you, Carrol!
[19:46] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:49] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:52] Umpire
    Game, Campbells!
[19:54] Commentator
    The Campbells totally
    dominated that first match!
[19:58] Commentator
    This is the first set that the
    Phony pair lost this tournament!
[20:01] Crowd
    Hey! Play better, damn it!
[20:04] Crowd
    You should've used a cross
    on that return, you dumbass!
[20:07] Crowd
    Moron!
[20:07] Crowd
    You've got this, Nafalia!
[20:09] Nafalia
    I'm going to remember the faces of every
    single person who ridiculed Twilight.
[20:16] Campbell
    Sorry, my friend.
[20:25] Commentator
    We're now entering the second set!
[20:28] Commentator
    The Phony pair definitely
    needs to win this one.
[20:31] Commentator
    We're starting off the set with Carrol's...
[20:34] Carrol
    Hup!
[20:38] Commentator
    He returned it!
[20:39] Kim
    It's not a great hit, but...
[20:42] Kim
    With enough spin...
[20:50] Carrol
    That was just a fluke.
[21:00] Umpire
    Love-30!
[21:05] Commentator
    It looks like the Phony pair
    are getting back into their groove!
[21:11] Carrol
    Damn it! What's going on?
[21:13] Commentator
    And before they knew it, the Campbell
    pair had three games taken from them!
[21:17] Carrol
    If that's how it is...
[21:20] Commentator
    Now, will the Phony pair be
    able to win four games in a row?!
[21:30] Commentator
    What's this?!
[21:32] Commentator
    Nafalia's ball went in an unexpected direction!
[21:38] Twain
    I see.
[21:40] Twain
    The 36 grooves throughout this court...
[21:43] Twain
    They caught my eye,
    but now I see their purpose.
[21:45] Nafalia
    I'm certain there are other gimmicks,
     as well. How troublesome.
[21:50] Twain
    Not a problem.
[21:52] Twain
    I have no intention of letting them
     win with their petty little tricks.
[21:57] Nafalia
    Oh, that's right...
[22:00] Twain
    Nafalia, if you'll support me by keeping
     an eye on our surroundings.
[22:04] Nafalia
    This is the Twilight that I admired.
[22:07] Nafalia
    The one I wanted to catch up to...
    and stand beside.
[22:12] Nafalia
    My respect turned into romantic feelings,
    and his dreams became my dreams.
[22:17] Nafalia
    Which means...
[22:20] Nafalia
    Wake up, Twilight.
[22:22] Nafalia
    I will crush them with you.
SIGN    I love you
[22:27] Nightfall
    I love you!
SIGN    THE UNWAVERING PATH