E3 - Prepare for the Interview

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[00:01] Narrator
    Everyone has a side they
    don't show anyone else.
[00:06] Narrator
    To their friends, their significant others,
    or even their families.
[00:10] Narrator
    They hide what they're truly feeling
    through fake smiles or bravado,
[00:13] Narrator
    and keep their true identities secret.
[00:16] Narrator
    That is how the world keeps up
    the appearance of its temporary peace.
[00:22] Narrator
    In an era in which the nations of
    the world were waging a fierce war
[00:25] Narrator
    of information just out of sight,
[00:26] Narrator
    two countries were at odds with each other.
[00:29] Narrator
    Ostania, in the east, was secretly
    plotting to start a war.
[00:32] Narrator
    Westalis, in the west, wanted to
    put a stop to those plans.
[00:35] Narrator
    In order to keep an eye on the actions of a
    leading figure in Ostania's government,
[00:39] Narrator
    Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.
[00:41] Narrator
    The one tasked with this operation
    is the skilled agent, Twilight.
[00:44] Narrator
    The mission given to the master of
    disguise with a hundred faces was...
[00:48] Narrator
    to start a family.
SIGN    128 Park Avenue, West District
    Capital City of Berlint, Ostania
[03:06] Loid
    Is this everything you own?
[03:09] Yor
    Yes.
[03:10] Loid
    It's not very much.
[03:20] Yor
    Um, Loid... about the
    sleeping arrangements...
[03:23] Loid
    We'll be sleeping in
    separate rooms, of course.
[03:25] Loid
    We'll share one for appearances
    anytime we have guests over.
[03:28] Yor
    R-Right.
[03:30] Anya
    Welcome to Anya's house!
[03:33] Yor
    Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.
[03:35] Narrator
    This house is home to
    a rather unusual family.
[03:39] Narrator
    The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.
[03:42] Narrator
    His true identity: a spy.
SIGN    Code Name
    <Twilight>
[03:44] Narrator
    Code name: Twilight.
[03:46] Narrator
    The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil
    servant who works at city hall.
[03:50] Narrator
    Her true identity: an assassin.
SIGN    Code Name
    <Thorn Princess>
[03:52] Narrator
    Code name: Thorn Princess.
[03:54] Narrator
    The daughter, Anya Forger.
[03:57] Narrator
    Her true identity: a telepath.
[03:58] Anya
    I'm so happy to have a mama now!
[04:01] Yor
    Mama...
[04:02] Anya
    I'm gonna help.
[04:03] Loid
    Oh, right. By the way...
[04:05] Loid
    I had a friend of mine who's a judge
    make it so we got married a year ago.
[04:11] Loid
    By that, I mean he forged the certificate.
[04:13] Loid
    We can figure out why we lived separately
    and what to tell your brother later.
[04:19] Yor
    All right.
[04:20] Loid
    It would make the school suspicious if we
    got married just before the interview.
[04:25] Yor
    I got permission from the Shopkeeper,
    so I feel much better.
[04:30] Anya
    So exciting...
[04:31] Narrator
    Father, mother, daughter...
[04:34] Narrator
    These three created this pretend
    family to further their own ends,
[04:37] Narrator
    and are living under the same roof as they
    hide their true identities from each other.
SIGN    PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW
[04:43] Anya
    I'm going to show Mama around!
[04:45] Loid
    Once we get settled in,
    we'll practice the interview.
[04:49] Anya
    This is the kitchen!
[04:51] Anya
    Papa is good at cooking!
[04:53] Yor
    Oh, I see.
[04:58] Anya
    This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!
[05:00] Yor
    Everything's so clean.
[05:06] Anya
    I can wash my face all by myself!
[05:08] Yor
    You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.
[05:14] Anya
    This is Anya's room!
[05:16] Anya
    Welcome!
[05:18] Yor
    Thank you for inviting me in.
[05:20] Yor
    My, what an adorable room.
[05:23] Anya
    I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.
[05:27] Anya
    I am Chimera. It is a pweasure
    to meet your acquaintenance.
[05:32] Yor
    It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.
[05:34] Yor
    I am Miss Anya's mama.
[05:38] Anya
    This is Papa's room!
[05:40] Yor
    So this is Loid's room...
[05:45] Anya
    This is your room, Mama.
[05:50] Anya
    Come in, Mama.
[05:52] Yor
    Why, thank you.
[05:55] Yor
    So this is my...
[06:04] Yor
    What a lovely room.
[06:06] Loid
    I'm glad you like it.
[06:08] Loid
    This should be everything.
[06:10] Loid
    Is the furniture arranged to
    your liking? I also cleaned a bit.
[06:14] Yor
    Yes, everything is wonderful.
[06:16] Anya
    I helped clean, too!
[06:18] Yor
    Really? Thank you so much.
[06:22] Anya
    Am I a good girl?
[06:29] Loid
    All you did was tip over a bucket of water.
[06:31] Anya
    Shock!
[06:34] Yor
    This is such a lovely room. I don't
    know what to do with myself.
[06:38] Loid
    What do you mean?
[06:40] Loid
    Please make yourself at home.
[06:41] Loid
    Actually, this is your home now,
    so make yourself comfortable.
[06:45] Yor
    Thank you.
[06:48] Loid
    I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.
[06:53] Yor
    Loid, I've got everything put away.
[06:56] Loid
    You're quite efficient.
[07:00] Loid
    Ah, this must be your younger brother.
[07:03] Yor
    Oh, yes.
[07:05] Loid
    You said he's also a civil servant?
[07:07] Yor
    Yes. He seems quite busy lately,
    so I've only spoken to him on the phone.
[07:13] Loid
    It seems you two are quite similar.
[07:15] Loid
    I should properly introduce myself
    once Anya's entrance exam is over.
[07:18] Yor
    Um, Loid. About that...
[07:22] Yor
    I don't have anything suitable
     to wear to this interview...
[07:25] Loid
    Then let's go to the tailor today.
[07:29] Yor
    Thank you very much.
[07:30] Anya
    Helping, helping...
[07:35] Yor
    M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!
[07:37] Yor
    I have my work weapons and poison
    powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.
[07:45] Yor
    Can I get you something, Loid?
[07:46] Loid
    Some coffee, please. Black.
[07:50] Anya
    I want hot cocoa!
[07:52] Loid
    With sugar and milk.
[07:54] Anya
    That's the stuff!
[07:58] Yor
    They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?
[08:01] Loid
    It's actually my first time making cookies.
[08:04] Loid
    I just followed a recipe from a cookbook,
     so they should be decent.
[08:07] Loid
    I hope you like them.
[08:10] Yor
    Thank you.
[08:13] Yor
    They're wonderful! You really
     are an amazing cook!
[08:17] Loid
    It's not that impressive, really.
[08:18] Anya
    I helped with the cookies, too!
[08:20] Yor
    Oh, I see.
[08:27] Loid
    After you got covered in
    flour and got in my way,
[08:29] Loid
    you just snacked on some peanuts.
[08:35] Loid
    Once we're settled in, let's begin.
[08:39] Loid
    Eden College is one of the most
    prestigious schools in the country.
[08:43] Loid
    During the interview, not only
    will the child be evaluated,
[08:45] Loid
    but so will the parents.
[08:46] Loid
    They will be evaluated on their social
    standing as well as how cultured they are.
[08:49] Loid
    Understood?
[08:51] Loid
    Now, let's start the questions.
[08:52] Loid
    First, please state your name and address.
[08:56] Anya
    Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?
[08:59] Loid
    The place we're at right now.
[09:01] Anya
    This is Anya's house!
[09:02] Loid
    That's not what I meant.
[09:03] Loid
    Er, so, Miss Anya... How do
    you spend your days off?
[09:07] Anya
    Papa orders me to stay home,
[09:10] Anya
    so I have to watch TV all alone.
[09:12] Loid
    Now, wait a second.
[09:14] Loid
    That makes a terrible impression. Madam?
[09:16] Yor
    Yes?
[09:17] Loid
    Why did you choose Eden College,
    and how do you plan to pass this exam?
[09:20] Yor
    How do people usually pass?
[09:22] Yor
    Um, pass, passing...
[09:24] Yor
    Perhaps because of cardiac arrest,
    or excessive bleeding?
[09:28] Yor
    Or compound fractures throughout the body?
[09:30] Yor
    Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.
[09:33] Loid
    Kill me now. Next question.
[09:34] Loid
    Could you describe your parenting methods?
[09:36] Yor
    Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious?
[09:39] Loid
    I'm amazed her brother turned
    out to be a decent human being.
[09:43] Loid
    I've been a spy for over a decade.
[09:45] Loid
    I've completed countless missions,
    yet only now do I find myself losing heart.
[09:50] Loid
    This is pointless. There's no way we'll
    survive the interview at this rate.
[09:53] Loid
    Let's give up on getting
    her into that school.
[09:55] Yor
    Loid! Please remember
    your late wife's wishes!
[10:00] Loid
    Clearly, we weren't ready
    for this mock interview yet.
[10:02] Loid
    All right, let's go out for a bit.
[10:04] Loid
    Let's broaden our horizons, become versed
     in what is normal for an upper-class family,
[10:09] Loid
    and make sure that we're
    all on the same page.
[10:13] Anya
    We're on an ooting,
    an ooting, la, la, la, lah!
[10:16] Loid
    You mean "outing."
[10:18] Anya
    Wanna hold hands, Mama?
[10:21] Yor
    I-If you don't mind.
[10:23] Loid
    Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.
[10:26] Loid
    The plan is set.
[10:28] Loid
    After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.
[10:30] Loid
    We'll be seen as an upper-crust family.
[10:33] Yor
    Oh... This reminds me of when my little
    brother was still small and adorable.
[10:39] Yor
    And that one time I hugged him too hard
    and ended up breaking two of his ribs.
[10:45] Yor
    I must be careful.
[10:48] Loid
    Wait... what? Maybe not...
[10:54] Yor
    B-By the way, where are we headed?
[10:56] Loid
    I've acquired a variety of tickets
    through my connections at work.
[11:15] Loid
    Tradition and status are
    everything at Eden College.
[11:19] Loid
    We'll have to experience and get accustomed
    to the best that life has to offer,
[11:21] Loid
    and make sure we don't slip
    up if we let our guard down.
[11:30] Loid
    All right, next.
[11:34] Loid
    Anya, no yelling while we're here.
[11:37] Anya
    'Kay.
[11:38] Loid
    We've experienced first-class music,
[11:40] Loid
    so now for some first-class art...
    And you know the rest.
[11:43] Anya
    Papa! I can see her boobies!
[11:46] Anya
    Head's been choppy-chopped!
    Body's been choppy-chopped!
[11:49] Loid
    What did I just say about yelling?
[11:58] Loid
    Yor?
[12:00] Loid
    Y-Yor...?
[12:05] Anya
    I wanna do that!
[12:07] Loid
    Drawing? Sure.
[12:09] Loid
    Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?
[12:12] Yor
    All right.
[12:13] Anya
    Anya's house is a big castle.
[12:16] Anya
    The boss of the secret organization
    is Director Chimera.
[12:20] Anya
    Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!
[12:22] Anya
    Mama is an assassin!
    Stabby, stabby, sploosh!
[12:27] Loid
    We should probably get going.
[12:29] Yor
    Yes.
[12:32] Anya
    All done!
[12:33] Loid
    Anya, we're going to our next stop.
[12:36] Anya
    If Papa and Mama see this,
    they'll find out about my powers!
[12:41] Loid
    Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.
[12:44] Loid
    There seems to be a pig in a forest.
[12:46] Anya
    That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!
[12:48] Loid
    I see. I definitely see
    Bondman there, though.
[12:51] Loid
    I'm right, aren't I?
[12:53] Anya
    Yep...
[12:53] Loid
    It's that spy cartoon you
    were watching last week.
[12:55] Loid
    So this witch-looking one
    must be the princess.
[12:59] Loid
    That part seems rather graphic.
[13:00] Loid
    Oh, but that cat is cute.
[13:02] Anya
    That's a doggy!
[13:02] Loid
    I see. Then I apologize.
[13:06] Loid
    We're going to the tailor next.
[13:10] Yor
    Sorry to have you do this on your day off.
[13:13] Loid
    It's quite all right. This is
     something we need to do.
[13:15] Anya
    My going-out clothes are so cute!
[13:17] Anya
    They fit perfectly!
[13:19] Anya
    This shop is great! I love it!
[13:21] Proprietress
    Why, thank you.
[13:23] Anya
    This is my first ooting
    in my going-out clothes.
[13:26] Proprietress
    Then it must be a day of celebration.
[13:28] Anya
    A day to celebrate this ooting!
[13:29] Loid
    In that case, we can stop by
    a photography studio next.
[13:32] Female Employee
    Yor, dear. Right this way.
[13:34] Yor
    Coming.
[13:37] Proprietress
    If you're looking for a semi-formal dress,
    I think this color would do nicely.
[13:41] Proprietress
    What do you think?
[13:42] Yor
    I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.
[13:46] Proprietress
    Really? I think this would
    look nice on you, Yor.
[13:49] Proprietress
    Then how about this?
[13:51] Loid
    Judging from her lack of luggage,
    I thought she had no interest in clothes.
[13:56] Loid
    I see you're particular
    about matching colors.
[13:58] Yor
    No... I wouldn't say that.
[14:01] Yor
    This color's lovely, but I'm worried that
    blood splatters would be too noticeable.
[14:10] Female Employee
    Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.
[14:13] Proprietress
    Hopefully they last. Having a child
    already is an instant no for me, though.
[14:19] Loid
    Looks like the extra outfits will
    be ready by the interview, too.
[14:22] Yor
    I'm so sorry to have you get so many.
[14:25] Loid
    Well, you look nice in
    colors besides red and black.
[14:28] Loid
    We'll be going out more often, too.
[14:30] Anya
    Ootings! Ootings!
[14:32] Loid
    You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?
[14:34] Loid
    I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next
     time, we should tell them we're married.
[14:40] Yor
    Oh, right.
[14:55] Politician
    We, the Nationalist Party, believe that
    there is a road to peace with the West.
[15:00] Loid
    Patriotism is also important within Eden.
[15:01] Audience A
    You moron!
[15:01] Audience B
    Kill all the bastards in the West!
[15:01] Politician
    Continuing to treat Westalis as
    the enemy will do us no good.
[15:03] Loid
    I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable
    of politics and history, as well.
[15:06] Audience C
    Piss off, traitor!
[15:08] Audience F
    Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...
[15:08] Audience D
    Those bastards killed my family!
[15:11] Audience E
    Get lost with the pleasantries!
[15:12] Audience G
    First I lost my job, then my home!
[15:12] Loid
    What's the matter?
[15:13] Anya
    I don't like places like this...
[15:15] Audience H
    Kill all the shitheads in the West!
[15:15] Loid
    Sorry. Maybe this was a
    little scary for you.
[15:17] Yor
    Let's go rest somewhere.
[15:18] Audience I
    The East did nothing wrong!
[15:20] Audience mob
    Go back to your Western masters!
[15:21] Audience mob
    Damn it!
[15:22] Audience mob
    You pig!
[15:23] Audience mob
    You stupid baldy!
[15:24] Audience mob
    Your feet smell, too!
[15:26] Anya
    Papa, I'm hungry.
[15:28] Loid
    Huh?
[15:29] Loid
    Are you all right or not?
[15:36] Loid
    No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off
    the top, and no eating with your hands.
[15:42] Loid
    And Yor, uh... Hmm...
[15:45] Loid
    I've been a spy for over a decade.
[15:47] Loid
    I've completed countless missions,
    yet once again I find myself losing heart.
[15:53] Anya
    S'all good, Papa.
[15:54] Loid
    What is?
[15:56] Loid
    Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.
[15:59] Loid
    No, this is all because I was
    expected to rely on others.
[16:03] Loid
    I shouldn't have put the key to success in
    the hands of others, let alone civilians.
[16:09] Loid
    Predicting every possible
    situation, preparing for it,
[16:11] Loid
    and acting from a carefully laid-out plan.
[16:13] Loid
    Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.
[16:15] Loid
    Which means that I need to list every
    possible question the interviewer can ask,
[16:19] Loid
    then have these two memorize the
    perfect answers to go with them.
[16:22] Loid
    If all else fails, make sure
    I can back them up—
[16:24] Yor
    Um...
[16:25] Yor
    Why don't we go get some fresh air?
[16:40] Anya
    The people look like bits
    of trash from up here.
[16:42] Loid
    Where did you get that from?
[16:44] Anya
    My cartoons.
[16:45] Loid
    Ah...
[16:46] Loid
    I had no idea there was a park like
    this on the outskirts of town.
[16:49] Yor
    I don't come here that often either,
[16:52] Yor
    but I wander over here when
    I'm exhausted from work.
[16:55] Yor
    Thinking about how the work I do
    helps everyone in this city out
[17:01] Yor
    encourages me to work harder.
[17:04] Yor
    Oh, this place must be awfully
    boring! I'm terribly sorry!
[17:08] Anya
    I like this place better
    than crowded places!
[17:10] Yor
    Oh, that's wonderful!
[17:23] Old woman
    Thief! Someone help!
[17:25] Loid
    That old lady should've been more careful.
[17:29] Yor
    You won't get away with this!
[17:30] Yor
    Hold it right there!
[17:32] Loid
    Oh, damn it.
[17:38] Yor
    I lost track of him.
[17:40] Yor
    Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?
[17:42] Old woman
    I'm fine. Just a few scratches.
[17:45] Yor
    I promise I'll catch him for you!
    And I'll take you to the hospital later!
[17:49] Old woman
    Why, thank you.
[17:51] Yor
    I left Loid and Anya behind.
[17:59] Loid
    He blended in with the crowd.
[18:01] Loid
    I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably
    won't be able to find him now.
[18:07] Mob A
    Man, I'm starving.
[18:08] Mob B
    So expensive...
[18:09] Mob C
    Aw, this is so cute.
[18:10] Mob D
    Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.
[18:11] Mob E
    My feet hurt.
[18:11] Mob G
    That shopworker is so cool.
[18:12] Mob F
    I wonder if there's a million
    dalc lying around somewhere.
[18:13] Mob M
    Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.
[18:13] Mob H
    Man, he's late.
[18:14] Mob I
    Honestly, this child...
[18:15] Mob J
    What am I going to do? I failed my test again.
[18:15] Mob K
    That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.
[18:16] Mob L
    Maybe I'll say hi...
[18:19] Loid
    Hey, this again?
[18:23] Thief
    Man, that old crone was loaded.
[18:28] Anya
    Papa!
[18:29] Loid
    Whoa, what?
[18:31] Anya
    I wanna eat cake!
[18:32] Loid
    What?!
[18:34] Loid
    We just left the restaurant...
[18:38] Loid
    He's...
[18:39] Loid
    He changed his clothes, but it's not
    so easy to change the way you walk.
[18:44] Loid
    Don't think you'll get away from me.
[18:46] Yor
    Loid!
[18:48] Anya
    Mama's here.
[18:49] Loid
    Yor, look after Anya for me.
[18:51] Thief
    I'll be able to have plenty of
    fun for a while with this much.
[18:54] Thief
    First, I'm gonna treat myself
    to the finest meal and—
[19:00] Loid
    A filthy swine like you deserves
    nothing more than the foulest meal.
[19:05] Mob N
    What's going on?
[19:06] Mob O
    A guy just dropped from the sky.
[19:07] Loid
    A spy must not bring attention to himself.
[19:11] Mob P
    Did he fall?
[19:14] Loid
    Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher,
    so please call the police and hand him over.
[19:20] Mob P
    A purse snatcher?
[19:23] Old woman
    Thank you for escorting
    me all the way here.
[19:26] Old woman
    I had money to get my grandchild
    a gift in my purse.
[19:29] Old woman
    Thank you so much. You were a big help.
[19:31] Yor
    Oh, actually...
[19:33] Yor
    The one who got it back
    was my, um, husband.
[19:37] Loid
    No, if you weren't there, Yor,
    I wouldn't have even gone after him.
[19:42] Old woman
    Thank you so much. What a
    fine gentleman you are.
[19:45] Loid
    Er, again...
[19:47] Chief
    Hero who casts no shadow,
[19:49] Chief
    the great deeds you and your fellow
    agents do shall never see the light of day.
[19:53] Old woman
    Thank you.
[19:56] Loid
    I guess... receiving thanks every
    once in a while wouldn't hurt.
[20:00] Anya
    Papa is a softie.
[20:02] Loid
    Thank you, Yor.
[20:06] Loid
    Today was a nice change of pace.
[20:08] Loid
    Now I'll be able to work hard again.
[20:17] Anya
    Papa and Mama are flirting.
[20:20] Loid and Yor
    We are not!
[20:21] Anya
    Does Anya get a thank you, too?
[20:23] Loid
    Well... I guess we did find the thief
    because you were hungry again.
[20:28] Loid
    Good girl.
[20:31] Old woman
    My, what a lovely family you are.
[20:36] Old woman
    Here's some candy for you, dear.
[20:38] Anya
    Candy!
[20:40] Loid
    Make sure you say, "Thank you."
[20:45] Anya
    The ooting is over!
[20:47] Loid
    What a long day.
[20:52] Anya
    Mama!
[20:54] Anya
    I want some hot cocoa, please!
[20:57] Yor
    As you wish.
[21:05] Loid
    Hey, more importantly, we need
    to retry this mock interview.
[21:09] Loid
    So, Miss Anya, how do you
    spend your days off?
[21:12] Anya
    We go to the opera, the museum,
    and eat at restaurants.
[21:16] Loid
    Yes! Exactly!
[21:18] Loid
    If you're asked this question,
    make sure you talk about today.
[21:20] Loid
    Okay, next question.
[21:22] Loid
    You've seen your friend
    do something naughty.
[21:26] Loid
    What will you do?
[21:31] Anya
    I'd jump on top of them, beat them up,
    and make them eat the foulest meal!
[21:35] Loid
    Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?
[21:39] Loid
    Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.
[21:42] Anya
    Papa, you were so cool!
[21:44] Yor
    Yes, he was.
[21:46] Anya
    Ka-bam!
[21:48] Anya
    It's the foulest meal for you!
[22:04] Anya
    Hot cocoa is the best.
[22:07] Old woman
    My, what a lovely family you are.
[22:13] Loid
    I guess if she saw us that way...
[22:16] Loid
    About one percent of my
    preparations are complete.
SIGN    THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW