# E1 - Operation Strix
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**[00:03] Diplomat**
How much longer to the embassy?
**[00:06] Driver**
I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.
**[00:09] Driver**
Huh?
**[00:10] Driver**
The brake's not working.
**[00:11] Diplomat**
Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!
**[00:19] Member A**
One of our diplomats perished
in a car accident in Ostania.
**[00:24] Member A**
But we believe it to be an assassination
by the East's far-right political party.
**[00:29] Member A**
They are plotting a war against
our nation of Westalis.
**[00:34] Member A**
We must do everything we can
to figure out their plan.
**[00:38] Member B**
Let's let *him* take care of it.
**[00:39] Member B**
The best agent we have.
**[00:42] Member B**
"Twilight."
**[00:45] Man in Coat**
Here's the goods I promised.
**[00:47] Man in Coat**
Proof that the foreign
minister wears a toupee.
**[00:50] Man in Coat**
I even have the negatives.
**[00:52] Fake Edgar**
Well done.
**[00:54] Fake Edgar**
Now we can force him to resign.
**[00:56] Fake Edgar**
I look forward to doing
business with you again.
**[01:00] Edgar**
Hey.
**[01:02] Edgar**
How about you hand over the goods now?
**[01:06] Man in Coat**
Huh? Wha—But you just—
**[01:11] Man in Coat**
He got me!
**[01:12] Narrator**
*Code name: Twilight.*
**[01:15] Narrator**
*A spy.*
**[01:20] Narrator**
* In an era in which the nations of*
* the world were waging a fierce war*
**[01:23] Narrator**
*of information just out of sight,*
**[01:25] Narrator**
*this man survived that battlefield by being*
**[01:27] Narrator**
* a master of disguise,*
* a man with a hundred faces.*
**[01:32] Karen**
So Daddy's been in such a bad
mood lately because someone
**[01:34] Karen**
stole his toupee pictures, or something.
**[01:36] Karen**
What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.
**[01:39] Karen**
Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?
**[01:41] Twilight**
Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.
**[01:46] Karen**
So, Robert... Do you think
one day we'll also—
**[01:49] Twilight**
Karen, let's break up.
**[01:51] Karen**
What?!
**[01:52] Twilight**
I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence
in your conversations.
**[01:55] Twilight**
Farewell. May you find happiness.
**[01:56] Karen**
Hey, Robert! Wait!
You can't just do that to me!
**[02:00] Karen**
Robert!
**[02:01] Twilight**
* Sorry, Karen, but I have no*
* further use for your family.*
**[02:06] Twilight**
* As of tonight, I'm also done with*
* the mask known as Robert.*
**[02:09] Twilight**
*Marriage? Conventional happiness?*
**[02:11] Twilight**
* I got rid of those aspirations, as well*
* as my identity, the day I became a spy.*
**[02:28] Contact**
Meow.
**[02:29] Twilight**
*Must be Cipher C.*
**[02:31] Train Announcer**
* The train bound for Berlint is*
* now departing from track 5.*
**[02:37] Chief**
* Good day, or perhaps,*
* good evening, Twilight.*
**[02:40] Chief**
*Well done on your last mission.*
**[02:43] Chief**
* Thanks to you, the minister lived another day,*
* to the great benefit of our country.*
**[02:48] Chief**
*Now, then, I have your next mission.*
**[02:51] Chief**
* Your target is the leader of the*
* National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.*
**[02:55] Chief**
* He is a great threat to the truce*
* between the East and the West.*
**[02:58] Chief**
* Your mission is to get close to him*
* and probe any seditious activities.*
**[03:02] Chief**
*In order to achieve this,*
**[03:03] Chief**
*you will get married and have a child.*
**[03:06] Twilight**
Sorry, what?!
**[03:07] Chief**
* Desmond is an extremely cautious*
* man who rarely appears in public.*
**[03:12] Chief**
* He only appears at social gatherings held*
* at the elite private school his son attends.*
**[03:18] Chief**
* These events are informal get-togethers for the*
* upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.*
**[03:22] Chief**
* You will have your child*
* enroll in this school*
**[03:25] Chief**
*and infiltrate one of the social gatherings.*
**[03:27] Chief**
* The enrollment deadline is drawing near,*
* meaning you have one week to pull this off.*
**[03:32] Twilight**
You expect me to produce a
child within seven days?!
**[03:37] Twilight**
Please excuse me.
**[03:39] Chief**
*Operation Strix.*
**[03:41] Chief**
* This operation is the key to maintaining*
* peace between East and West...*
**[03:43] Chief**
*and perhaps, the world.*
**[03:46] Chief**
*Hero who casts no shadow,*
**[03:47] Chief**
* the great deeds you and your fellow*
* agents do shall never see the light of day.*
**[03:51] Chief**
* You will never earn any medals*
* nor make it into the papers.*
**[03:54] Chief**
*Even so...*
**[03:55] Chief**
* Never forget that everyone else's*
* day-to-day lives are possible*
**[03:58] Chief**
*because of your blood, sweat, and tears.*
**[04:01] Twilight**
*Very well.*
**[04:03] Twilight**
* I abandoned my identity*
* when I became Twilight.*
**[04:05] Twilight**
* I will play the part of a*
* father with a child if I must,*
**[04:08] Twilight**
*for the sake of a better world.*
***SIGN*** OPERATION STRIX
**[04:15] Real estate agent**
This is one of our single-family apartments.
**[04:18] Real estate agent**
The unit comes furnished, includes central
air conditioning and heating, and...
**[04:21] Real estate agent**
Um... Sir?
**[04:22] Loid**
* No wiretaps detected, and there*
* are securable escape routes.*
**[04:26] Loid**
I'll take it.
**[04:27] Real estate agent**
Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now,
if you'd sign these documents...
**[04:30] Loid**
*Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.*
**[04:34] Loid**
*That's my new life.*
**[04:37] Loid**
* With a family I love and*
* a happy home life...*
**[04:39] Real estate agent**
How nice that you and your family
are moving into a new home.
**[04:42] Real estate agent**
Do you have a boy or a girl?
**[04:44] Loid**
Ah, well...
**[04:46] Loid**
I'll be deciding on that soon.
**[04:47] Real estate agent**
Huh?
**[04:48] Loid**
*What an absolute burden for a spy.*
**[04:53] Orphanage Director**
Huh? You wanna adopt?
**[04:57] Loid**
Indeed. I heard that your orphanage
was looking for candidates.
**[05:01] Loid**
You see, my wife and I—
**[05:02] Orphanage Director**
Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.
**[05:05] Orphanage Director**
Come on in.
**[05:07] Loid**
*What a terrible environment.*
**[05:09] Loid**
*But the shadier the establishment,*
**[05:12] Loid**
* the more likely these children*
* have complicated pasts,*
**[05:14] Loid**
*so it'll be easier to alter their stories.*
**[05:16] Loid**
* I can make this mission*
* work if I have a child.*
**[05:19] Loid**
* I would've preferred to*
* handle it all on my own,*
**[05:22] Loid**
*but I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,*
**[05:25] Loid**
*no matter how skilled a spy I am.*
**[05:27] Loid**
Pardon me. If possible, I'd like
a child who can read and write.
**[05:31] Orphanage Director**
Well, in that case...
**[05:32] Orphanage Director**
Hey, Anya.
**[05:34] Orphanage Director**
She's the smartest one we've got.
**[05:36] Orphanage Director**
She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.
**[05:38] Orphanage Director**
*She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.*
**[05:40] Orphanage Director**
*I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.*
**[05:43] Orphanage Director**
Go on. Say hello.
**[05:45] Loid**
Er... Pardon me.
**[05:48] Loid**
* If I recall, the earliest age students*
* can enter Eden College is six.*
**[05:51] Loid**
* She definitely looks no*
* older than four or five.*
**[05:54] Anya**
Six.
**[05:55] Anya**
I'm six!
**[05:56] Orphanage Director**
You're six years old?
**[05:59] Loid**
*But she's so small...*
**[06:04] Loid**
*Hm? The paper?*
**[06:07] Loid**
*A crossword puzzle?*
**[06:08] Loid**
*That's probably too difficult for a child.*
**[06:11] Loid**
* Of course, for myself,*
* it's mere child's play.*
**[06:14] Loid**
*One down is "homeostasis."*
**[06:16] Loid**
*One across is "causal closure."*
**[06:18] Loid**
*The one below that is "symplectomorphism."*
**[06:25] Loid**
*She completed it? Seriously?*
**[06:27] Loid**
*Such unbelievable intellect.*
**[06:29] Loid**
* She should have no problem*
* passing the entrance exam.*
**[06:32] Loid**
I'll take her.
**[06:34] Loid**
As for the paperwork...
**[06:35] Orphanage Director**
Don't worry about that.
Just take her already.
**[06:38] Loid**
* My mission to end up with*
* a child is a success.*
**[06:39] Loid**
* Everything's going so well*
* that it's making me nervous.*
**[06:42] Loid**
Are you okay with this?
**[06:44] Anya**
*A spy... mission...*
**[06:46] Anya**
*So exciting!*
**[06:47] Narrator**
*This little girl happened to be a telepath.*
**[06:50] Narrator**
*Test Subject 007.*
**[06:52] Narrator**
* She possessed the ability*
* to read people's minds.*
**[06:55] Narrator**
* She was unintentionally created in an*
* experiment by a certain organization,*
**[06:58] Narrator**
*and she later fled their facility.*
**[07:00] Narrator**
* She has been wandering around looking*
* for someone to take care of her.*
**[07:03] Loid**
Now, listen, little girl.
**[07:04] Anya**
Anya.
**[07:05] Loid**
Now, listen, Anya.
**[07:06] Loid**
Starting today, you will be my daughter,
**[07:09] Loid**
but if anyone asks,
you've always been my daughter.
**[07:12] Loid**
Got it?
**[07:12] Anya**
Yep.
**[07:14] Loid**
Make sure you address me as "Father."
**[07:17] Anya**
Papa!
**[07:18] Loid**
Very well.
**[07:19] Neighbor**
Well, aren't you a cute
little girl? Hello there.
**[07:22] Loid**
We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.
**[07:24] Anya**
I am Anya. I have been Papa's
child for a very long time.
**[07:28] Loid**
*That wasn't necessary.*
**[07:29] Loid**
Come on, let's go inside.
**[07:32] Anya**
This is Anya's house?
**[07:33] Loid**
Yes.
**[07:34] Anya**
A TV!
**[07:36] Loid**
Go ahead and turn it on.
**[07:39] TV Announcer**
**Spy Wars*, an adventure cartoon!*
**[07:41] Anya**
I like this show.
**[07:44] Loid**
*Of all things...*
**[07:45] Bondman**
*A gun with a silencer?*
**[07:48] Anya**
So exciting.
**[07:48] Bondman**
*You're a professional!*
**[07:49] Loid**
* First, I'll have to gather*
* everything we'll need.*
**[07:50] Bondman**
*I will be taking back that bomb.*
**[07:52] Loid**
*And I'll have to forge an ID for her.*
**[07:52] Bondman**
*Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.*
**[07:54] Loid**
I'm going out for a bit.
**[07:56] Loid**
Just sit there and watch your show.
**[07:56] Bondman**
*Out of my way!*
**[07:58] Anya**
An adventure!
**[08:00] Loid**
I'm not going on an adventure.
I'm just going shopping.
**[08:07] Anya**
I want a pistol with a silencer!
**[08:09] Loid**
Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.
**[08:11] Loid**
*To be a master spy,*
**[08:13] Loid**
* one must act normal and never*
* draw attention to themselves.*
**[08:15] Loid**
* We must do everything we can*
* to look like an ordinary family.*
**[08:18] Anya**
Papa! Save me!
**[08:20] Loid**
*Must you draw attention to yourself?*
**[08:21] Old Lady**
Now, now. You need to make sure
you hold the little one's hand.
**[08:24] Old Lady**
Here.
**[08:29] Loid**
* Having one hand tied up will make it difficult*
* to prepare for an enemy ambush,*
**[08:33] Loid**
*but no matter.*
**[08:34] Anya**
*An enemy?!*
**[08:41] Loid**
What are you doing?
**[08:43] Anya**
Hiding!
**[08:44] Loid**
* Did I do anything to make*
* her want to hide from me?*
**[08:46] Loid**
* Perhaps I held her hand too*
* early. Does she hate me?*
**[08:48] Loid**
*This isn't good.*
**[08:49] Loid**
* I need to maintain a good relationship*
* with her until the end of this mission.*
**[08:53] Loid**
*I must know more about this creature.*
**[08:56] Loid**
* It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other*
* party is the first step toward peace.*
**[08:59] Anya**
*Understanding me will lead to world peace?!*
**[09:04] Anya**
I like peanuts.
**[09:06] Anya**
And I don't like carrots.
**[09:07] Loid**
Uh-huh...
**[09:08] Anya**
But I really like crispy
bacon from bakenries!
**[09:11] Loid**
That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.
**[09:15] Anya**
I'd like this, please.
**[09:17] Loid**
That costs one dalc. You can't
buy it with a ten-pent coin.
**[09:24] Loid**
*Is this girl actually stupid?*
**[09:27] Loid**
*Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?*
**[09:28] Loid**
* Maybe I can still go back*
* and get another child—*
**[09:32] Anya**
Pwease don't get rid of me!
**[09:33] Loid**
What's gotten into you?!
**[09:34] Passerby**
What a terrible parent.
**[09:35] Anya**
Pwease! I'm a good bargain!
**[09:39] Loid**
*What do I do?*
**[09:41] Loid**
I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!
**[09:43] Anya**
Peanuts!
**[09:48] Anya**
Papa, I'm tired.
**[09:51] Anya**
Can't walk anymore...
**[09:52] Loid**
What?
**[09:54] Loid**
* This isn't working...*
* I just don't understand*
**[09:57] Loid**
*this irrational behavior.*
**[10:00] Loid**
* I need some manuals to*
* help me understand it.*
**[10:05] Loid**
"The key to raising a child is trust."
**[10:08] Loid**
"Rather than scolding them, try to
understand things from their perspective."
**[10:11] Loid**
"Children are not very good at putting
how they're feeling into words,
***SIGN*** CHILDREARING
**[10:15] Loid**
so try to understand them more."
So no interrogating them, then?
***SIGN*** CHILDCARE
***SIGN*** CHILDREARING
**[10:19] Loid**
*Do the parents of the world*
**[10:20] Loid**
* normally carry out such difficult*
* missions all the time?*
**[10:23] Loid**
"Nurture their self-esteem
to give them a better future."
**[10:27] Loid**
"By giving them the ability to think
for themselves, their future..."
**[10:33] Loid**
* As soon as I'm done with this mission,*
* I'm sending her back to the orphanage.*
**[10:37] Loid**
*That's the extent of our relationship.*
**[10:43] Anya**
Don't wanna!
**[10:45] Anya**
I don't wanna study!
**[10:48] Loid**
I need to know how smart
you are for this exam.
**[10:51] Anya**
I don't need to study to do any tests.
**[10:54] Anya**
If I just read other people's...
**[10:56] Anya**
*...people's minds...*
**[10:57] Loid**
Are you planning on cheating? Listen.
**[11:00] Loid**
If you don't get into this school...
**[11:01] Loid**
*...my mission fails.*
**[11:06] Loid**
Fine, then.
**[11:09] Loid**
I'm heading out.
**[11:11] Loid**
You're not coming with me today.
**[11:13] Loid**
No matter what.
**[11:15] Loid**
You're staying home.
**[11:22] Loid**
Hey!
**[11:23] Loid**
I told you, you're not coming!
**[11:26] Loid**
You there! Do you really
think I don't see you?
**[11:29] Loid**
There!
**[11:30] Loid**
There!
**[11:31] Anya**
*Papa is so good at finding me.*
**[11:33] Anya**
*It's so much fun!*
**[11:36] Loid**
Try and get out of that!
**[11:38] Franky**
So that's why you're late?
**[11:40] Loid**
In the end, I put up a barricade in front
of the door and trapped her inside.
**[11:43] Franky**
I'm praying that you don't get
reported for child abuse.
**[11:46] Loid**
Who knows what children are thinking?
**[11:49] Loid**
Their method of always crying to
get their way is truly annoying.
**[11:52] Franky**
Hate to tell you this, Twilight,
but crying is their job.
**[11:55] Franky**
More importantly, here's what you asked for.
**[11:58] Franky**
An application, ticket for the exam,
and exam questions.
**[12:01] Franky**
I went through hell getting these for you.
**[12:03] Loid**
Thanks, Franky.
**[12:04] Loid**
I think we can make things work if
we have her memorize everything.
**[12:07] Franky**
Oh, yeah. About your daughter...
**[12:09] Franky**
I dug up some records on her past
that the orphanage didn't have.
**[12:12] Franky**
I couldn't find anything about her birth.
**[12:14] Franky**
No info on her age or parents, either.
**[12:16] Franky**
I could only find information
from the last year,
**[12:18] Franky**
but she's been adopted four
times and returned each time.
**[12:21] Franky**
She's also been to two other orphanages.
**[12:23] Loid**
"Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...
**[12:27] Franky**
She changes names as much as you do.
**[12:29] Franky**
You guys are perfect for each other.
**[12:31] Franky**
Hey, I'm kidding. This is
for your mission, right?
**[12:34] Franky**
She may be a kid, but no good's gonna
come out of getting too attached.
**[12:39] Loid**
Thanks for the concern.
**[12:40] Franky**
Hello? Where's my money?!
**[12:42] Franky**
Damn it... Who knows what
spies are thinking, either?
**[12:53] Anya**
* I'm so bored. Spies aren't*
* like what I thought.*
**[12:56] Anya**
*I just want to get the bomb back.*
**[13:00] Loid**
* I can't have her messing with my*
* spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.*
**[13:03] Loid**
*The code is 6, 1...*
**[13:06] Anya**
...1, 0.
**[13:07] Anya**
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
**[13:14] Anya**
Bomby-bombs! Bomby-bombs!
**[13:17] Anya**
Ooh!
**[13:19] Anya**
Secret messages!
**[13:21] Anya**
Secrets, secrets...
**[13:25] Henchman A**
Boss! We've intercepted a new message.
**[13:28] Edgar**
Is it using the West's cipher?
**[13:30] Henchman A**
No, it's just plain text.
**[13:32] Henchman A**
It says... "Twilight here"...
**[13:35] Henchman A**
Twilight here!
**[13:37] Henchman A**
This is the frequency used
by Western intelligence.
**[13:39] Henchman A**
Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...
**[13:43] Edgar**
Hurry up and pinpoint
where it's coming from!
**[13:47] Anya**
Whew...
**[13:51] Loid**
Now that you've found out I'm
a spy, you'll have to disappear.
**[13:56] Anya**
If he finds out I'm a telepath...
**[13:59] Anya**
I'll have to leave.
**[14:01] Researcher A**
* Anya, you mustn't tell*
* anyone about your power.*
**[14:05] (Flashback) Researcher B**
It's time to study now, Anya.
**[14:08] (Flashback) Anya**
But I wanna draw...
**[14:10] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Don't bother with childish games.
**[14:12] (Flashback) Researcher A**
We must use your power for
the sake of world peace.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Researcher A**
There's no time for tears, either.
**[14:18] (Flashback) Researcher A**
Now, enough playing. Back to studying.
**[14:25] Loid**
* She'd better not have messed*
* up the apartment.*
**[14:28] Loid**
*Oh, right. I need to move this.*
**[14:53] Loid**
*Who the hell are these guys?!*
**[14:55] Loid**
Anya!
**[14:57] Loid**
Anya!
**[15:00] Loid**
*She's been kidnapped?*
**[15:02] Loid**
*By whoever sent these thugs? But why?*
**[15:05] Loid**
*I need to find her immediately. Calm down.*
**[15:09] Loid**
* From the looks of it,*
* I've been compromised.*
**[15:12] Loid**
*I need to get to safety immediately.*
**[15:15] Loid**
*As for Anya...*
**[15:16] Loid**
* There are plenty of other*
* children out there.*
**[15:19] Loid**
* I'll start things over*
* from square one and—*
**[15:24] Edgar**
So who the hell is this kid?
**[15:26] Edgar**
Could she be Twilight's?
**[15:28] Henchman B**
No idea. She was in the room
where the message came from,
**[15:31] Henchman B**
so we snatched her just in case.
**[15:32] Anya**
*Because of the transmission?*
**[15:34] Henchman B**
She was holed up inside the apartment
with a barricade out front.
**[15:37] Edgar**
Why out front?
**[15:38] Henchman B**
Beats me.
**[15:39] Edgar**
Well, no matter. We might be
able to use her as a hostage
**[15:43] Edgar**
in order to force Twilight
to steal the toupee
**[15:45] Edgar**
off of the foreign minister's
head personally.
**[15:47] Henchman D**
Boss, I think we should just
give up on the toupee.
**[15:51] Edgar**
Transparency is essential in government.
**[15:54] Edgar**
Toupees are a no-go.
**[15:55] Anya**
*A pistol with a silencer...*
**[15:57] Edgar**
Also, the minister's a traitor who's
been secretly backing the West.
**[16:01] Edgar**
Anyone who advocates for
a traitor is also a traitor.
**[16:05] Anya**
*A real bad guy...*
**[16:09] Henchman G**
Boss! Nguyen and his guys
are back from the apartment!
**[16:13] Fake Nguyen**
We captured him.
**[16:16] Edgar**
Well done.
**[16:18] Fake Nguyen**
Those weren't the moves of an
amateur. He's the real deal.
**[16:22] Henchman E**
Go rest over there.
**[16:23] Edgar**
Now then, Twilight...
**[16:27] Edgar**
Let's have you return the
photographs you stole from me.
**[16:31] Edgar**
Nguyen!
**[16:32] Henchman E**
What's going on?! He was just—
**[16:33] Henchman C**
The kid's gone!
**[16:35] Edgar**
He got me again!
**[16:36] Loid**
*This was a mistake.*
**[16:38] Loid**
* I risked everything by waltzing*
* right into enemy territory.*
**[16:40] Loid**
*I'm a failure as a spy.*
**[16:42] Anya**
Papa...
**[16:42] Anya**
Pabwaaaaaah!
**[16:43] Fake Nguyen**
Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.
**[16:46] Fake Nguyen**
You don't have to be scared.
**[16:47] Anya**
Pabwaaaaaah!
**[16:49] Loid**
*This is exactly why kids suck.*
**[16:51] Loid**
*I see.*
**[16:53] Loid**
* I think I figured out why I hate*
* the sound of kids crying so much.*
**[16:57] Loid**
* Because I end up remembering*
* my own childhood.*
**[17:01] Loid**
*No one reached out their hand to save me.*
**[17:03] Loid**
* I felt alone, in despair, and so*
* powerless that all I could do was cry.*
**[17:08] Loid**
* I thought I'd abandoned that past,*
* but on a subconscious level,*
**[17:10] Loid**
*she was reminding me of me.*
**[17:12] Loid**
*No, actually...*
**[17:18] Fake Nguyen**
Listen up, little girl.
**[17:19] Anya**
Anya.
**[17:20] Fake Nguyen**
Listen up, Anya.
**[17:22] Fake Nguyen**
Me and my friends are pro tag players.
**[17:26] Fake Nguyen**
Whenever we spot someone with potential,
we immediately challenge them to a game.
**[17:30] Anya**
Oh.
**[17:31] Anya**
*Papa is a liar.*
**[17:32] Fake Nguyen**
Now, listen.
**[17:33] Fake Nguyen**
If you go straight down
this street and turn right,
**[17:36] Fake Nguyen**
you'll find a police station.
**[17:38] Fake Nguyen**
If you can get this to a
police officer, you win the game.
**[17:41] Fake Nguyen**
Got it?
**[17:42] Loid**
* If you show them this, they'll put*
* you in a better orphanage.*
**[17:45] Loid**
* I'm not going to involve*
* a kid in this mission.*
**[17:48] Loid**
* I'll figure something*
* out and rework the plan.*
**[17:48] Anya**
Pa—
**[17:49] Loid**
All right, go! Hurry!
**[17:52] Loid**
*I'm a failure as a spy? No.*
**[17:55] Loid**
* My mistake was putting that little*
* girl in danger to begin with.*
**[17:59] Loid**
*How could I forget?*
**[18:00] Loid**
* To create a world where*
* children won't have to cry...*
**[18:05] Loid**
*That's why I became a spy.*
**[18:10] Henchman B**
Don't let that bastard get away!
**[18:12] Henchman E**
We're gonna drag him out here
and expose his face to—
**[18:16] Henchman B**
A trap? When did he—
**[18:18] Henchman E**
What is this? Flour?
**[18:21] Henchman C**
T-Twilight?!
**[18:23] Henchman B**
Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!
**[18:32] Edgar**
Wha—
**[18:34] Edgar**
You've gotta be shitting me.
**[18:38] Loid**
Turn around, and I'll kill you.
**[18:40] Edgar**
Twilight...
**[18:42] Loid**
Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.
**[18:45] Loid**
How's Karen doing?
**[18:47] Edgar**
How do you know my daughter's name?
**[18:49] Loid**
Of course I know. That's what spies do.
**[18:52] Loid**
I know her height, weight, shoe size,
**[18:54] Loid**
her favorite foods, even how
many moles are on her body.
**[18:57] Loid**
Though it's nothing compared to your record,
I know of her criminal activity, too.
**[19:01] Edgar**
Absurd! My daughter would never—
**[19:03] Loid**
Edgar.
**[19:04] Loid**
I also know how much you
care about your daughter.
**[19:07] Loid**
So listen carefully.
**[19:08] Loid**
If you wish for her to have any
semblance of a normal life,
**[19:11] Loid**
you'll leave me the hell alone.
**[19:16] Loid**
If you understand, go home right now.
**[19:33] Loid**
Anya!
**[19:34] Anya**
Papa!
**[19:36] Anya**
Papa!
**[19:38] Loid**
What are you—I mean,
**[19:40] Loid**
what are you doing outside the house?
**[19:42] Loid**
I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,
**[19:45] Loid**
but I guess they went out of business.
**[19:47] Anya**
*Papa is a huge liar.*
**[19:49] Anya**
I was playing tag with some old guys.
**[19:52] Loid**
Oh, I see. Did you have fun?
**[19:55] Anya**
It was a little scary.
**[19:57] Anya**
I wanna go home.
**[20:00] Anya**
To our home, Papa.
**[20:03] Loid**
Are you sure?
**[20:05] Anya**
If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.
**[20:08] Franky**
* She's been adopted four times*
* and returned each time.*
**[20:12] Loid**
*Anya Williams... Anya Levski...*
**[20:15] Loid**
*Anya Roche.*
**[20:17] Loid**
I see.
**[20:19] Loid**
Well, let's go home, then.
**[20:25] Loid**
But that apartment is far
too dangerous, so let's move.
**[20:28] Loid**
I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.
**[20:29] Anya**
I don't like snakes.
**[20:31] Anya**
*Papa is a huge liar...*
**[20:33] Anya**
*But he's such a cool liar.*
**[20:35] Anya**
I wanna live in a castle.
**[20:37] Loid**
We'll see if one's listed.
**[20:39] Loid**
Once we get to our new home,
you've got to study.
**[20:41] Anya**
Gwak!
**[20:42] Loid**
This time, you just have to
memorize all the answers.
**[20:44] Loid**
It'll be easy.
**[20:56] Invigilator**
All right, begin!
**[21:01] Loid**
*I'm counting on you, Anya.*
**[21:04] Loid**
*You can do it.*
**[21:06] Child B**
*This is so hard!*
**[21:07] Child C**
*I don't know any of these answers!*
**[21:09] Child D**
*Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...*
**[21:11] Child E**
*Mommy...*
**[21:24] Loid**
K-212...
**[21:26] Loid**
K-212...
**[21:31] Loid**
It's there! You passed!
**[21:33] Loid**
You did it!
**[21:34] Anya**
Did I do a good job?
**[21:35] Loid**
You bet you did!
**[21:37] Loid**
You—
**[21:38] Anya**
Papa!
**[21:40] Loid**
* I relaxed for a second and all my*
* pent-up exhaustion hit me at once.*
**[21:41] Anya**
Papa! Don't leave me!
**[21:44] Loid**
*I... relaxed?*
**[21:44] Anya**
Papa! You're going to make me cry!
**[21:47] Anya**
I promise to be a good girl!
Just come back to me!
**[21:47] Loid**
*What the hell is going on with me?*
**[22:50] Anya**
Papa died.
**[22:52] Mailman**
I've got some mail for you!
**[22:56] Mailman**
Is this the Forger residence?
**[22:57] Anya**
I'm Anya Forger.
**[22:59] Mailman**
Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?
**[23:02] Anya**
My mama doesn't exist.
**[23:03] Mailman**
Oh, really? I'm sorry...
**[23:05] Anya**
Papa! The mailman came.
**[23:27] Loid**
What do you think you're doing?!
Are you trying to kill me?!
**[23:31] Loid**
*I actually fell asleep in front of someone.*
**[23:33] Loid**
*Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.*
**[23:36] Anya**
Mail!
**[23:39] Loid**
It's a letter from Eden College.
**[23:42] Anya**
What's the matter, Papa?
**[23:44] Loid**
"The second phase of the admission
process is a family interview."
**[23:47] Loid**
"It is mandatory that the applicant
attend with both parents."
**[23:50] Loid**
"Absolutely no exceptions."
**[23:53] Anya**
But Mama doesn't exist.
***SIGN*** SECURE A WIFE