E6 - The Friendship Scheme Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Exclusive Seller of Eden Academy Uniforms [01:38] Proprietress     And... 99.5. [01:42] Anya     I'm two millimeters bigger than last time! [01:45] Loid     I'm sure it's just an error. [01:46] Proprietress     You never know. Kids grow up so quickly. [01:50] Yor     Indeed. [01:51] Loid     Well, with that in mind, we should probably     have your uniform made a little bigger. [01:55] Proprietress     But it was quite a shock to hear that     you were suddenly married, Yor. [01:59] Proprietress     You should have told me the     last time you were here! [02:04] Yor     I'm, er, sorry about the other day. [02:07] Proprietress     And to think that your lovely daughter is     going to the prestigious Eden College. [02:11] Proprietress     Congratulations. [02:12] Anya     Fank you very much. [02:15] Proprietress     Are you an Eden College alum? [02:18] Loid     Oh, no. I went to an insignificant     little school out in the country. [02:21] Proprietress     Oh, then do be careful. [02:23] Proprietress     There's something of a wall between parents     who are Eden alumni and those who aren't. [02:29] Proprietress     Apparently this causes discrimination and     bullying among the children, too. [02:33] Proprietress     Oh, and hazing from the honor students, [02:35] Proprietress     and conflict between the     dorm kids and commuters. [02:39] Proprietress     Speaking of, I hear that kidnappings     of commuter kids are on the rise. [02:43] Proprietress     It's not surprising, considering most of the     kids who can attend Eden are rich. [02:48] Anya     I don't wanna go to school anymore. [02:51] Proprietress     Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. [02:55] Proprietress     Don't worry. There are plenty     of fun things about it, too. [02:58] Proprietress     Okay, all done with your measurements. [03:01] Proprietress     Let's see, you'll be getting one uniform, [03:04] Proprietress     plus a winter coat, a vest, and a sweater,     for three additional items. [03:08] Proprietress     You're a regular here, so I'll     get those done immediately. [03:11] Proprietress     Oh, you'll be able to get everything else     you need from the shop on the corner. [03:15] Loid     This is going to cost more than I thought. [03:22] Loid     What's the matter? [03:23] Anya     I am in fear that I will be kidnapped. [03:25] Loid     Oh, I see. You sure didn't waste any time. [03:28] Loid     Yor, is it all right if we eat out today? [03:31] Yor     Yes, of course. [03:33] Anya     Are there any kidnappers at the restaurant? [03:37] Waiter     Here's our special for the day. [03:38] Waiter     Pork sauté in pawpaw sauce with     porcini mushrooms and potato potage. [03:45] Anya     Po? [03:46] Loid     Looks delicious. [03:47] Loid     Must be cipher P. [03:49] Loid     Ah, a notice about my briefing. [03:51] Loid     It'll be in five days at     1300 hours at safe house D. [03:55] Loid     Understood. [03:57] Loid     But I really need to ask them to stop     using this notification method. [04:00] Loid     There's something unpleasant about it. SIGN    5 Days Later [04:05] Loid     Hello? [04:06] Loid     Oh, yes, hi. [04:08] Loid     What? It's done already? [04:10] Loid     All right. We'll come     pick up the order today. [04:13] Loid     Thank you. [04:17] Anya     Is the uniform done? [04:19] Loid     Sounds like it. [04:21] Loid     But I have my briefing today. [04:24] Loid     I'm sorry to trouble you, Yor, [04:25] Loid     but could you go pick     it up with Anya for me? [04:28] Loid     I got called into work. [04:31] Yor     Of course. You can count on me. [04:34] Loid     I might not get home until late, so you     can go ahead and get delivery for dinner. [04:39] Yor     All right. [04:40] Anya     Have a knees day. SIGN    WISE Handler     Sylvia Sherwood     Alias: Handler [05:15] Handler     Good day... or perhaps     good evening, Agent Twilight. [05:20] Loid     Hello, Handler. What's this about? [05:23] Handler     Before we get into that... [05:26] Handler     What in the world were all     those expenses the other day?! [05:28] Handler     A castle rental fee, and rental fees     for furniture to go in said castle?! [05:31] Handler     You think we're made of money?! [05:33] Loid     Oh, here's a couple more bills, actually. [05:35] Loid     Going to school is apparently very expensive. [05:37] Handler     I have to admire the balls it takes to     just casually hand me more bills. [05:39] Loid     Well, they're all necessary expenses. [05:42] Handler     Very well. Anyway... [05:44] Handler     I'm here today to brief you     on phase 2 of Operation Strix. [05:48] Handler     Though you're usually on the ball,     so that may not be necessary. [05:52] Loid     Well... I may actually     be off my game lately. [05:56] Handler     Phase 2 requires a social gathering. [05:58] Handler     Before we get into the details,     let's review how Eden works. [06:03] Handler     Eden College. [06:04] Handler     There are around 2,500 students [06:07] Handler     ranging from the ages of six to nineteen,     and the curriculum covers all thirteen years. [06:10] Handler     Academics, sports, the arts... [06:12] Handler     They offer a top-class     education in every field. [06:15] Handler     The students who manage to shine     brighter than their fellow elites [06:19] Handler     are the honor students known     as the Imperial Scholars. [06:22] Handler     The social gathering that Desmond attends [06:25] Handler     is only open to those Imperial     Scholars and their parents. [06:30] Handler     In order to become an Imperial Scholar, [06:32] Handler     a student must earn eight     merits known as "Stella." [06:36] Handler     Stella Stars are awarded for exceptional     grades and contributions to society. [06:41] Handler     Which means, first, you need to raise     your daughter into an honor student. [06:45] Handler     You may use underhanded     means if necessary. [06:49] Handler     On the other hand, [06:51] Handler     poor grades and bad behavior will result     in demerits called Tonitrus Bolts. [06:56] Handler     When a student receives eight of those,     they will be immediately expelled, [06:59] Handler     so be aware of that. [07:01] Handler     Now, let's work out the finer details. [07:02] Loid     Turning that child into a honor student... [07:06] Loid     Hello, anxiety, my old friend. [07:12] Anya     Do I look cute in my uniform? [07:14] Yor     Oh, you look absolutely adorable! [07:16] Yor     Let's go to the portrait studio later! [07:21] Anya     Ta-da! [07:22] Anya     Do I look cute? [07:24] Yor     Oh, you look absolutely adorable! [07:26] Proprietress     Could you leave already? How many     times are you gonna say that? [07:30] Anya     I wanna go on an ooting in this! [07:32] Yor     Yes, let's do that! [07:35] Proprietress     Thanks much. [07:37] Anya     Doot, do! Doot, do! Doot, do! [07:41] Yor     Why don't we stop by the park? [07:45] Anya     This is my uniform. Ta-da! [07:47] Anya     I am wearing my uniform. Ta-da! [07:51] Mother A     My, your daughter's adorable. [07:54] Mother B     She goes to Eden? I'm so jealous. [07:58] Yor     Oh... Hello. [08:00] Mother B's child     Mom, I'm hungry. [08:03] Mother A     And what would you like for dinner? [08:05] Mother A's child     Hamburg steak! [08:10] (Flashback) Swan     So you do prefer your old mother. [08:12] (Flashback) Anya     I want to be with them forever. [08:17] Yor     I know that we're just a pretend family. [08:20] Yor     But... [08:22] Yor     Maybe I could be more of a mother to her. [08:28] Anya     Mama! [08:31] Anya     I just showed everyone how cute I am! [08:34] Yor     Make sure you don't dirty your     uniform before you go to school. [08:38] Yor     Say, Miss Anya. Why don't we stop     by the supermarket on our way home? [08:43] Yor     Loid said he was going to be home     late, so I'll make dinner tonight. [08:48] Anya     Ooh! [08:48] Anya     Can you cook, Mama? [08:50] Yor     Yes. I will do my very best. [08:54] Thug A     Hey, is that kid from Eden? [08:56] Thug B     Huh? [08:58] Thug A     Is the chick next to her the mom? [09:00] Thug B     She's gotta be the hired help. [09:01] Thug B     No rich person's gonna     go shopping themselves. [09:04] Thug A     You know, I think I want an allowance. [09:08] Thug B     Me, too. [09:10] Yor     I'm sure I'll be able to make something     if I have some meat and vegetables. [09:15] Yor     I'm not sure what any of these are,     so I'll just buy all of them. [09:19] Anya     Ta-da! [09:22] Anya     I'm going outside now. I'm bored. [09:23] Yor     Oh, don't wander off too far! [09:30] Thug A     Hello there, little lady. [09:32] Thug B     Be a good girl for just a little bit. [09:35] Thug B     Once your maid pays up, we'll let you go. [09:39] Anya     Bad guys! [09:41] (Flashback) Proprietress     Eden has bullying and kidnappings... [09:44] Anya     She was right! [09:49] Thug C     I heard you can even sell their     uniforms for a sweet price. [09:51] Thug B     Excellent. In that case,     little lady, let's take your— [09:59] Yor     What do you think you're doing? [10:02] Thug A     Uh-oh! Looks like we're gonna have     to tack on some medical bills, too. [10:07] Thug A     Let's see your wallet, Miss Hired Help. [10:09] Yor     I'm afraid I used up all of     my cash, so I have none left. [10:12] Yor     So I must ask you to leave. [10:15] Thug A     I see. Then I guess we're just gonna     have to strip the little lady. [10:19] Thug A     You're gonna be fired anyway, [10:22] Thug A     so go back to the countryside,     you shitty little maid! [10:28] Thug A     Sh-She destroyed that pumpkin     with her bare hand?! [10:33] Yor     I am that girl's mother! [10:36] Yor     If you do not want to end up like     that vegetable, leave at once! [10:42] Anya     Mama... [10:45] Yor     Are you all right? [10:47] Yor     I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have     let you out of my sight. [10:50] Yor     There, there... [10:52] Yor     And I've ruined all of the ingredients... [10:55] Yor     I'm such a failure as a mother. [11:03] Anya     But I love that my Mama     is so strong and cool. [11:06] Anya     There, there. [11:08] Anya     Killer punch, kapow! [11:10] Yor     I-I'm so embarrassed! [11:12] Anya     Mama! [11:14] Anya     Train me, please! [11:16] Yor     T-Train you? [11:18] Anya     I know it's really dangerous to     be an Eden student now. [11:22] Anya     But it won't be as scary if I train! [11:26] Anya     I can do my best at school without dying! [11:29] Anya     I wanna be like you, Mama! [11:33] Yor     Even if I can't be like a normal mother, [11:37] Yor     I'm going to do everything I can for her. [11:41] Yor     All right. Let's go straight     home and start your training. [11:44] Anya     Training! [11:49] Loid     I'm home... [11:50] Yor     Hah! Hah! [11:54] Loid     What are you doing? [11:55] Yor     Preparing her to go to school! [11:56] Anya     Hah! [11:58] Yor     Hah! [11:58] Loid     Yeah... I'm filled with nothing but anxiety. [11:59] Anya     Hah! [12:00] Yor     Hah! [12:01] Anya     Hah! [12:04] Headmaster     You are truly the chosen. [12:08] Headmaster     Due to your hard work, or perhaps your parents, [12:13] Headmaster     you have made it to the     hallowed halls of Eden. [12:16] Headmaster     To our honorable new 228 students... [12:22] Headmaster     Congratulations, and welcome to our school. [12:24] Headmaster     Everyone here at Eden welcomes you     from the bottom of our hearts. [12:28] Loid     We finally made it this far... [12:31] Anya     Papa, a lot of people are     wearing the same thing I am. [12:34] Loid     Yes. That's what a uniform is. [12:36] Loid     I still have a mountain of     problems to tackle, but... [12:39] (Flashback) Handler     Listen up, Twilight. [12:41] (Flashback) Handler     There are requirements to attend      Desmond's social gathering. [12:44] (Flashback) Handler     The student must be an Imperial Scholar. [12:48] (Flashback) Handler     And for that to happen, they     must receive plenty of merits. [12:51] (Flashback) Handler     Do not forget that the future of the     East and West depends on this mission. [12:58] Loid     Turning this child into an elite... [13:00] Loid     I've mostly given up on that task. [13:02] Anya     Shock! [13:03] Loid     This school is already filled     with the best of the best. [13:06] Loid     It'll be difficult to maintain a top position. [13:09] Loid     More importantly... [13:10] Instructor     Next, we will announce the houses     and their housemasters. [13:15] Instructor     Please come forward when     your name is called. [13:18] Instructor     Class one: Specter Hall. [13:20] Instructor     William Howard. [13:22] Instructor     Theodore Russell. [13:25] Instructor     Grace Fein. [13:27] Instructor     Jessica Clark. [13:29] Instructor     Next, we have class two: Cline Hall. [13:30] Anya     I wonder what class I'm gonna be in. [13:32] Loid     Who knows? [13:33] Instructor     Lucy Garrett. [13:34] Loid     Actually... I do. [13:37] Loid     Because I changed parts of the     lineups to help with my mission. [13:39] Instructor     Class three: Cecile Hall. [13:42] Instructor     Alice Paulette. [13:43] Loid     To ensure that Anya... [13:44] Instructor     Edward Perkshire. [13:46] Instructor     Damian Desmond. [13:48] Loid     would be in the same class as him. [13:51] Loid     The second son of my target,     Donovan Desmond... [13:54] Loid     Damian. [13:55] Damian     That's Lord Damian to you. [13:58] Loid     He got into Eden just     like his older brother. [14:01] Loid     I've had my eye on him ever since I saw     his name on the list of students applying. [14:04] Instructor     Jesse Capel. [14:05] Loid     If plan A to get Anya to become an     Imperial Scholar proves too difficult, [14:09] Loid     we'll go to plan B. [14:10] Loid     I call it... the Friendship Scheme. SIGN    THE FRIENDSHIP SCHEME [14:13] Loid     Step one: be in the same class     as him and become friends. [14:17] Loid     Step two: be invited to his     house and bring me along. SIGN    Come over! [14:20] Loid     Step three: direct contact with the target! SIGN    Welcome SIGN    Thank      you [14:24] Loid     I'm sure it won't actually go that easily, [14:26] Loid     but the more insurance we have, the better. [14:27] Instructor     Anya Forger. [14:30] Loid     Go ahead. [14:33] Loid     Anya must have grown up around kids     her age at the orphanage for years. [14:38] Loid     I'll put my faith in her     communication skills. [14:42] Anya     That's the evil boss's kid. [14:45] Damian     What's with her? [14:47] Damian     Heh, I see. [14:49] Damian     She's already realized how     amazing I am and fallen for me. [14:52] Damian     You've got good taste, kid. [14:56] Damian     Playing hard to get, I see. Cute. [14:59] Instructor     Becky Blackbell. [15:01] Anya     Geh... [15:02] Becky     Pleasure to meet you! [15:06] Loid     That's... [15:07] Loid     The daughter of the CEO of the major     military contractor, Blackbell. [15:10] Loid     What?! And behind her is the daughter     of the vice president of parliament! [15:13] Loid     And among the boys, there's the son of one     of the key members of the secret service! [15:17] Loid     Her classmates are a     treasure trove of intel! [15:20] Loid     Make sure you become friends     with all of them, Anya! [15:23] Yor     Loid gets so worked up when     it comes to his daughter. [15:26] Becky     I'm Becky! What's your name? [15:28] Becky     She looks like a baby. I guess I wouldn't     mind taking care of her a bit. [15:33] Anya     Hmph. [15:33] Instructor     Those will be the 29 students in class three. [15:34] Becky     Hey! [15:35] Loid     Hello?! [15:36] Instructor     And you will be under the     tutelage of Master Henderson. [15:40] Yor     Oh, it's the nice teacher. [15:42] Loid     So he didn't get fired after all. [15:44] Loid     I feel it's unfair for a housemaster     to have to teach new students, [15:48] Loid     but I guess it could've been much worse. [15:51] Henderson     I'll just have to whip these rugrats     into shape like I used to. [15:55] Instructor     And now, the new students will accompany their      homeroom teachers on a tour of the campus, [15:59] Instructor     then head to their     respective classrooms. [16:02] Instructor     During that time, there will be a meet and     greet in Tower C's lounge for the guardians. [16:09] Loid     Do your best, Anya. [16:10] Loid     You'll be on your own from here on out. [16:15] Anya     Okey-dokey! [16:16] Henderson     You there! Stay in line! [16:20] Loid     I'm so worried... [16:22] Yor     It is always nerve-racking to send     them off into the world. [16:24] Yor     I totally understand. [16:27] Henderson     This is the dining hall. [16:28] Henderson     The best chefs will present you with     the most elegant dishes daily. [16:33] Henderson     Beyond those doors is a special dining     hall reserved only for Imperial Scholars. [16:38] Henderson     Anyone can become an Imperial Scholar if they     achieve elegant grades and earn eight Stella. [16:44] Henderson     I trust that you will all do your best. [16:47] Children     Yes, sir! [16:48] Henderson     However, those who fall behind [16:50] Henderson     will receive Tonitrus Bolts and face     punishment or expulsion, so stay on your toes. [16:54] Anya     Why are you looking at me? [16:56] Emile     Lord Damian's gonna be an     Imperial Scholar in no time! [16:59] Damian     Of course I am. [17:00] Ewen     We'd expect nothing else! [17:02] Damian     I mean, my father is the head     of the National Unity Party. [17:05] Student A     Wait, really?! [17:06] Student B     Wow! [17:06] Student C     My Papa says we owe a lot     to the Desmond Group! [17:10] Henderson     Silence! No private conversations! [17:12] Becky     They're so dumb. [17:17] Damian     What about you? What does your father do? [17:20] Damian     If he's important enough, I'd consider     letting you be my friend, too. [17:24] Anya     I will stay calm for the mission. [17:27] Anya     He's a sp—a feelings doctor. [17:29] Damian     Hmph. So he's just a nobody. [17:32] Damian     You're probably not that rich, either. Lame. [17:35] Anya     I wanna go play at your house. [17:37] Ewen     You moron! Know your place, uggo! [17:40] Ewen     This is the problem with     measly little peasants. [17:42] Emile     You're gonna get your gross     peasant germs on him! Scram! [17:47] Anya     Now is the time for me to     unleash my killer punch! [17:50] (Flashback) Yor     Listen carefully, Miss Anya. [17:51] Anya     Gasp! [17:52] (Flashback) Yor     Anyone who lets their     emotions control their fists [17:55] (Flashback) Yor     does not know the meaning of true strength. [17:57] (Flashback) Yor     If someone's just being a little mean, [17:59] (Flashback) Yor     being able to laugh it off     makes you the cooler, bigger girl. [18:01] (Flashback) Anya     A big girl! [18:03] (Flashback) Yor     And if you can keep a smile on     your face, fights will not happen. [18:07] Becky     Hey, stop being so pathetic.     At least say something back. [18:11] Anya     Heh. Like I care. [18:17] Anya     Heh. [18:19] Damian     H-How dare she smirk at me     like she's mocking me?! [18:23] Becky     Look at that composure!     She's so mature! Amazing! [18:26] Becky     I was wrong about her being a baby! [18:28] Becky     You're way more grown-up than     I thought. I'm impressed. [18:32] Anya     I'm a grown-up? [18:38] Anya     Heh. [18:41] Damian     Don't get cocky, you stupid uggo! [18:42] Damian     Uggo, uggo, Queen Uggo! [18:44] Ewen     Lord Damian, perhaps you should     broaden your vocabulary... [18:47] Becky     What's your problem? [18:48] Becky     Sure, she's uglier than me,     but you don't have to be so mean. [18:52] Damian     Shut your mouth! [18:53] Henderson     You there! How many times must I warn you? [18:55] Henderson     Do you want punishments on your first day? [18:58] Damian     Curse you... How dare you     embarrass me like that?! [19:01] Damian     You'll pay for this! [19:03] Anya     Mama, you liar. Smiling didn't help at all. [19:14] Becky     If you don't quit it,     I'm gonna tell the teacher! [19:17] Damian     What? You have proof that we did it? [19:20] Ewen and Emile     Yeah, yeah! [19:21] Damian     Go on. Move! [19:23] Damian     Hey, you smug uggo! [19:26] Damian     I'm gonna bully you every single day! [19:29] Damian     I'm gonna teach you a lesson so you'll     never be able to smirk again! [19:33] Emile     Her feelings doctor father might     be able to fix her if she cries. [19:37] Damian     Seriously? Well, that's impressive! [19:39] Damian     Aren't you a special widdle girl? [19:44] Damian     Hey, where do you think     you're looking? You scared? [19:58] Henderson     What is the meaning of this?! [20:00] Emile     Sir! She just punched Lord Damian! [20:04] Anya     I just reached out my hand ,     and somehow, he ran into it. [20:06] Ewen     You liar! You're not fooling anyone! [20:09] Emile     You were even making sure the     teacher wasn't looking earlier! [20:13] Anya     You got any proof I did it? [20:15] Ewen     You left the imprint of     your fist on his face! [20:18] Henderson     I trust you are aware that     perjury is a disgraceful act, [20:22] Henderson     Anya Forger. [20:25] Becky     That's not what happened, sir! [20:27] Becky     She was holding back all day,     but these bullies just... [20:31] Henderson     So it's true that she hit him? [20:36] Yor     Listen carefully, Miss Anya. [20:38] Anya     Gasp! [20:38] (Flashback) Yor     The only time it's all right for     you to use force is, for example, [20:42] (Flashback) Yor     if you're saving a friend in trouble. [20:47] Anya     H-Her foot... [20:51] Anya     He stepped on it. [20:53] Anya     So I got mad... [20:55] Anya     I'm sorry. [20:58] Becky     She did that for me?! [21:00] Becky     Oh, Anya! [21:03] Henderson     She held back her own personal anger, [21:03] Becky     Thank you! Thank you, Anya! [21:05] Henderson     and had the courage to stand     up to a lad for her friend. [21:07] Becky     I'm so moved! [21:10] Henderson     Truly elegant, Anya Forger. [21:14] Henderson     But I'm afraid... [21:16] Loid     So the Desmonds didn't appear after all. [21:20] Loid     Well, there's no need to rush. [21:23] Loid     Now that she's enrolled,     we have all the time in the world. [21:24] Staff     Ladies and gentlemen. [21:26] Staff     The students' orientation is now complete,     so please head toward the courtyard. [21:26] Loid     And I was able to make some connections. [21:30] Staff     If you would gather round,     we will take a group photo. [21:32] Loid     Where's Anya? [21:34] Henderson     Forger. [21:36] Henderson     Come with me. [21:37] Loid     She punched a boy? [21:40] Yor     Are you hurt at all? [21:41] Loid     And it just happened to be Desmond's son? [21:42] Henderson     Usually, acts of violence would     immediately mean three Tonitrus Bolts... [21:43] Loid     What in the world? [21:47] Henderson     But at my discretion, it became one. [21:49] Henderson     That is as much as I can do. [21:53] Yor     I'm terribly sorry, Loid!     All because I trained her... [21:57] Henderson     I will speak with his parents, too. SIGN    Plan A SIGN    Plan B [22:01] Loid     It's the first day of school     and she lost a point. [22:03] Loid     To top it off, her relationship with     Damian couldn't be any worse. [22:08] Photographer     All right, everyone! We're taking the picture! [22:11] Photographer     The family on the right over there!      Smile a little more! [22:14] Photographer     Say, "Cheese!" SIGN    Stella needed to become an Imperial Scholar: 8     Tonitrus Bolts until expulsion: 7     Relationship with Damian: -100 SIGN    THE TARGET'S SECOND SON