E5 - Does Catfish, Taste Good?

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[00:00] K
    This shouldn't come as a surprise,
    but I think my luck is pretty terrible.
[00:04] K
    To a "I think God hates me" degree.
[00:07] K
    First, there's the fact that I was
    reincarnated as a spider, out of nowhere.
[00:10] K
    Then there's the fact that my spidery life
    has been nothing but stormy seas.
[00:14] K
    I've tried my best.
[00:16] K
    And my reward?
[00:21] K
    Isn't this a little too harsh?!
[00:25] K
    Hot, hot, this is really bad!
[00:28] K
    My web's on fire!
[00:33] K
    Gotta extinguish it now!
[00:34] K
    Unless I can't! Then I'll cut it!
[00:37] K
    Almost lit a fire under my ass, literally.
[00:42] K
    What now?!
[00:43] K
    Hey, I can see its stats from the get-go!
[00:46] K
    I guess Appraisal's leveled up again!
[00:48] K
    It's all laid out in detail!
     Now that's handy!
SIGN    Elroe Gunerush
[00:51] K
    Not sure about the whole swimming
    in magma thing, though!
SIGN    <Great Elroe Labyrinth Middle Stratum>
    An area located between the Upper Stratum
    and the Lower Stratum of the Great Elroe
    Labyrinth. The entire area is a volcanic
     landscape with flowing magma, and inhabited
    by monsters with resistance to fire.
[00:55] K
    Seriously?
[00:56] K
    Resistance to fire?
SIGN    resistance to fire
[01:00] K
    Fighting from inside that magma is cheap!
[01:03] K
    And here comes another!
[01:04] K
    But not if I take the initiative!
[01:06] K
    Go, web, go!
[01:07] K
    Okay, it still burns!
[01:10] K
    A spider without its webs is like
    natto without the bacteria that makes natto!
[01:15] K
    Which is really just rotten beans!
[01:18] K
    Oh, this is bad, this is seriously bad!
SIGN    Does Catfish, Taste Good?
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:38] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:43] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:05] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:17] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:24] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:29] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:31] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:33] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:40] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:42] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[02:45] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:46] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:53] K
    Here I am, hiding in the
    Lower Stratum again.
[02:56] K
    Statistically speaking, I had a decent chance.
[02:59] K
    But I couldn't lay a single
    finger or web on it.
[03:03] K
    Outmatched and worse, I lost terrain advantage,
    and bask in sorrow.
[03:07] K
    That's a cute little haiku
    summary I put together,
[03:09] K
    but I just don't see what chance
    I have with all that hellish magma.
[03:13] K
    What do I do? Can I get to the Upper Stratum
     without going through the middle?
[03:17] K
    Maybe I can climb through the
    that hornet hole I fell down?
[03:20] K
    Nope, 'cuz Araba's there! Not happening!
[03:22] K
    Don't wanna!
[03:22] K
    Maybe find another vertical shaft?
[03:24] K
    Could it really be that convenient, though?
[03:28] K
    It's not totally impossible,
    but it's still only a possibility.
[03:33] K
    So what should I actually do?
[03:35] K
    For now, let's set everything aside
     and focus on evolving.
[03:39] K
    I did level up after
    messing up those monkeys!
[03:41] K
    Gonna level up, train up,
    and then after I'm stronger,
[03:44] K
    I can get more serious about
    invading the Middle Stratum!
[03:47] K
    That sounds like a good,
    broad outline for the future!
[03:50] K
    Now, as far as evolution goes...
SIGN    Small Poison Taratect
    A rare subspecies of the Taratect type of spider monster. Possessed with incredibly potent venom.
[03:52] K
    I like it! A rare subspecies!
    And potent venom!
[03:55] K
    This one! Evolution, please!
[03:57] K
    Goodnight, everybody!
SIGN    Evolution
[04:01] K
    Good morning, everybody!
[04:03] K
    Let's check the results!
SIGN    <Small Poison
    Taratect
    No Name LV1>
[04:05] K
    Hey, I've evolved!
[04:07] K
    Whoa, three digits!
    My numbers have gone way up!
SIGN    Offense : 138
     Defense : 138
     Magic Power : 127
     Resistance : 127
     Speed : 637
     Skill Points : 200
[04:11] K
    I could put up a real fight
    against that seahorse now!
[04:13] K
    And, as usual, my speed is crazy
    high compared to everything else!
[04:18] K
    Huh? I can even see my skill points now.
[04:21] K
    Honestly, Miss Appraisal,
    you really do such fine work!
SIGN    Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:24] K
    And what's this? Is it from leveling up?
SIGN    Instantaneous Pride Water Resistance
     Destruction Resistance Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:27] K
    I can even see a skill list!
[04:29] K
    There are quite a few, too!
SIGN    Shock Enhancement Cutting Resistance Impact Resistance Eye Arrow
     Pride Water Resistance Lightning Resistance Earth Resistance Wind Resistance Dark Resistance
     Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing Cooperation Concealment
     Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
[04:31] K
    I'm gonna assume this is the list of skills
    I can grab with my current points.
[04:36] K
    Damn, Miss Appraisal, this is too sweet!
[04:41] K
    Let's see if I can find any skills that'll
    help me with the middle stratum!
SIGN    Egg-Laying
    Evasion
    Arithmetic Processing
    Cooperation
    Probability Correction
    Energy Conferment
    Anger
    Concealment
    Dark Resistance
    Wind Resistance
    Lightning Resistance
[04:46] K
    Especially since I can't use my webs.
SIGN    Wind Resistance
    Earth Resistance
    Lightning Resistance
    Water Resistance
    Instantaneous
    Pride
SIGN    Pride
    Required Points
[04:52] K
    Pride?
[04:53] K
    Pride... Pride...
[04:56] K
    Bride... Slide... Flied... Cried...
[04:59] K
    That's certainly a rowdy-sounding skill.
[05:03] K
    "n% of the power necessary
    to achieve godhood.
[05:07] K
    Experience and proficiency gained
    is significantly increased,
[05:10] K
    along with an increase
    in all ability levels."
[05:13] K
    "Grants the ability to exceed the W System
    and interfere with the MA Field."
[05:19] K
    Oh, I see...
[05:22] K
    But don't understand!
SIGN    Interference
    (Intervention)
SIGN    Interference
    (Signal)
[05:23] K
    Interference?
[05:25] K
    What kind of interference can there be
    in a world without radio signals?
[05:32] K
    I can make a bad joke, but there's
    no one here to comment on it.
[05:35] K
    That's the life of only the lonely.
[05:38] K
    Well, moving right along,
[05:40] K
    I understand the part where it boosts
    my experience and proficiency,
[05:44] K
    and how it revises my growth.
[05:47] K
    Sounds cool, but isn't pride usually
    known as one of the deadly sins?
[05:51] K
    Like, the worst one, the one the
    top demonic guy usually has?
[05:56] K
    In terms of video games, you don't usually
    see it come up unless we're talking
[06:01] K
    about last boss class
    enemies or cursed weapons.
[06:03] K
    Real nasty stuff!
[06:06] K
    Wait, I've seen this n%
    and W stuff before...
[06:09] K
    Scrolly, scrolly, scrolly, scrolly!
[06:11] K
    This is it!
[06:12] K
    Some totally bizarre skill.
[06:14] K
    This has to have something
    to do with it. I'm positive.
[06:17] K
    No real evidence...
[06:19] K
    But I've got a feeling!
[06:21] K
    And that feeling says I need this skill!
[06:23] Voice
    You can use 100 skill points
    to obtain the skill, Pride.
SIGN    Pride
[06:28] Voice
    Obtain the skill?
[06:30] K
    Yes!
[06:31] Voice
    You have obtained Pride.
SIGN    Skill:
    <Pride> obtained.
    <Taboo LV2->4>
    Skill Points: 200
[06:33] K
    Oh, yeah! I did it.
[06:35] Voice
    Proficiency level has risen.
[06:37] Skill
    Taboo has risen to Level 4.
[06:41] K
    Taboo?
[06:43] K
    I remember that now.
[06:44] K
    I got the Kin Eater title from
    eating my siblings, right?
[06:48] K
    And that skill came with it.
SIGN    Taboo LV1
SIGN    "Taboo: Those who have violated a taboo obtain this skill.
     You must never level it up."
     The conditions have been met.
     You have acquired the title <Ruler of Pride>.
     Due to the effects of the <Ruler of Pride> title,
     you have acquired the skills <Abyss Magic LV10> and <Hades>.
[06:51] K
    What the hell, the nasty-sounding
     skill leveled up?!
[06:53] K
    Was this a bad move?
[06:55] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
[06:57] Voice
    You have acquired the title "Ruler of Pride."
[07:00] K
    Yeah!
[07:01] Voice
    Due to the effects of the
    Ruler of Pride title,
[07:04] Voice
    you have acquired the skills
    Abyss Magic LV10 and Hades.
[07:06] K
    Man, I nailed it somehow! I keep getting
    cooler and cooler-sounding stuff!
[07:10] K
    Abyss sounds like high-end magic,
    no matter how you slice it!
[07:15] K
    First things first, let's check
     out all my new stuff!
[07:20] K
    Uh, is it me, or has this stuff increased
    by hundreds since last time?
SIGN    Magic Power
     Resistance
     Abyss Magic: Abyssal Darkness
[07:24] K
    The heck? Is it an effect from Pride?
[07:26] K
    I'm not gonna complain if
    the numbers go up, though!
[07:29] K
    Very cool, Pride! Way to show me, Pride!
[07:33] K
    As for Abyss Magic...
[07:34] K
    Oh, wow, this all looks really strong,
    like literal magic from Hell.
SIGN    Hades:
    Manifest Hades.
[07:40] K
    This one doesn't even sound like magic.
[07:42] K
    Who the heck made this?
[07:45] K
    I mean, Hades?
[07:47] K
    That's obviously pretty dangerous.
[07:50] K
    But if it's dangerous,
    it might come in handy!
[07:53] K
    Let's try it out!
[07:55] K
    Be made manifest!
[07:57] K
    Hey! Duh! Eez!
[08:03] K
    Not even the faintest sign of anything!
[08:05] K
    What the Hades was all that excitement for?
[08:10] K
    Well, manifesting Hades is
    hard to imagine, anyway.
[08:13] K
    Oh, well. For now...
[08:15] K
    Before I take another crack at the
    Middle Stratum, I'll work on my new skills,
[08:20] K
    so that I can withstand that sizzling heat!
[08:24] K
    I mean, with all these skills...
SIGN    HP Auto-Recovery LV3
    Poison Attack LV9
    Demon Lord LV1
[08:27] K
    Wait, Demon Lord?!
[08:28] K
    There's a Demon Lord skill?!
[08:30] K
    I had no idea!
SIGN    Demon Lord: Skill Level multiplied by a value of 100.
     Increases stat levels.
     Also increases all resistances.
[08:33] K
    Demon Lord, Pride...
[08:35] K
    Am I on the fast track to becoming
    the last boss or something?!
[08:37] K
    Well, first I need to clear the Middle Stratum,
     and that means working on my skills!
[08:42] K
    That means it's time to train!
[08:45] K
    Maybe if... this works out...
[08:48] K
    I'll actually call myself... the demon lord?
[08:54] K
    "I am a spider!"
[08:57] K
    "And the demon lord!"
[08:58] K
    Yeah, right!
[09:00] K
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...
[09:12] Shun
    Don't try and hop on me
    without some warning first.
[09:15] Fei
    L-Look, I said I was sorry.
[09:18] Shun
    I have to say, though....
    you've gotten bigger.
[09:22] Fei
    I've evolved.
[09:24] Fei
    This is still on the small side,
     relatively speaking.
[09:27] Fei
    I'm going to be even bigger
    the next time I evolve.
[09:31] Shun
    You might not fit in the room anymore.
[09:34] Fei
    That would be a problem.
[09:36] Shun
    Can I Appraise your stats?
[09:38] Fei
    Go right ahead.
[09:42] Shun
    Your core stats... are all above 700!
SIGN    Offense : 725
     Defense : 733
     Magic Power : 704
     Resistance : 709
     Speed : 708
[09:46] Shun
    You've got me beat.
[09:48] Fei
    Monsters do have better stat
    growth than humans, after all.
[09:52] Fei
    But I'm still on the weak side for a dragon.
[09:56] Fei
    If I keep evolving, though, I might crack 1,000!
[10:00] Shun
    In terms of pure stats,
[10:02] Shun
    you might even be able to surpass
    my brother, the Hero, Julius.
[10:06] Shun
    You're no normal monster, Fei.
[10:08] Shun
    You've got the strengths of
    a human from reincarnating.
[10:11] Shun
    If all the monsters out there were like you,
[10:14] Shun
    I bet both humans and demons
    would be extinct by now.
[10:18] Fei
    That's not really the kind of
    compliment a girl appreciates!
[10:21] Shun
    If there were someone in a
    similar situation to you,
[10:24] Shun
    a monster with the
    intelligence of a human...
[10:27] Shun
    Well, there probably can't be too many,
    considering out-there the idea is.
[10:33] Shun
    I wonder if we should get a desk and
    chair for you, since you've grown?
[10:38] Fei
    I manage to reincarnate as a dragon,
    and still find myself back in school...
[10:42] Fei
    Makes me kind of wonder what the point was.
[10:45] Class 1
    Good morning, Prince!
[10:47] 2
    Good morning.
[10:49] 3
    Good morning!
[10:50] 3-4
    Good morning!
[10:51] 5
    Good morning!
[10:52] Shun
    Hey, good morning.
[10:52] 6
    Good morning.
[10:54] Shun
    Good morning!
[10:54] 7
    Good morning.
[10:56] Katia
    It seems slaying that Earth Dragon has made
    you the center of the class's attention.
[11:01] Shun
    Even though Fei did all the hard work.
[11:06] Sue
    I am so proud!
[11:08] Sue
    My brother is the champion of this academy!
[11:10] Sue
    No, its Hero!
[11:12] Shun
    Cut it out, Sue.
[11:15] Katia
    Though some might envy that.
[11:21] Katia
    I know he's just mad,
    but that look scares me.
[11:24] Katia
    Watch yourself, dude.
[11:25] Shun
    I'll just try to avoid him.
[11:27] Yuri
    Good morning, Shun-kun!
[11:29] Shun
    Oh, good morn—
[11:30] Yuri
    Have you decided to join the
    Followers of the Word of God?
[11:32] Shun
    This again?
[11:34] Katia
    "Obtain skills and gain levels so that
    you might hear the words of God."
[11:39] Katia
    That's their credo, isn't it?
[11:41] Yuri
    Right! I heard God's
    voice a bunch yesterday!
[11:45] Yuri
    I've cherished everything She's said,
    ever since I lived at the church!
[11:50] Yuri
    You've got a lot of skills, right, Shun-kun?
[11:53] Yuri
    You should level up a lot,
    so you can hear Her words more!
[11:57] Shun
    Uh—
[11:58] Yuri
    You can use the Appraisal skill, too, right?
[12:00] Yuri
    If you see anyone with a skill
    called "Taboo," let me know, okay?
[12:03] Shun
    Taboo...
[12:04] Yuri
    No one should be allowed to have a skill
    that God has declared taboo, after all.
[12:09] Yuri
    So we can't let them get away with it!
[12:11] Yuri
    They don't even deserve to live.
[12:12] Yuri
    We have to kill them!
[12:14] Shun
    Wait, kill—
[12:15] Yuri
    Let me know if you see one, okay?
[12:17] Yuri
    It's a promise!
[12:18] Yuri
    Remember, it's Taboo!
    Keep an eye out for it.
[12:21] Shun
    O-Okay...
[12:22] Yuri
    So, how about it? Are you ready
    to follow the word of God?
[12:25] Sue
    So close...
[12:26] Shun
    Well...
[12:27] Yuri
    Are you?!
[12:27] Shun
    Sorry, but I'm not really religious.
[12:30] Yuri
    You can't say that, Shun-kun!
[12:33] Yuri
    After all, the Followers of the Word
    of God provide aid to the Hero!
[12:37] Shun
    The Hero?
[12:38] Yuri
    Right! That means the Hero
    you look up to, Julius-sama,
[12:43] Yuri
    is under the patronage of the Word of God!
[12:46] Shun
    The Hero...
[12:48] Shun
    Julius-niisama is...
[12:50] Yuri
    We'll talk again later! Okay?
[12:54] Yuri
    Don't forget about Taboo, okay?
[12:56] Yuri
    Let me know if you see anyone with it!
[12:57] Yuri
    So I can kill them!
[12:58] Shun
    S-Sure... I'll keep it in mind.
[13:01] Katia
    Yuri... no, Hasebe-san didn't
    used to act like that.
[13:06] Shun
    It might be because of the
    environment she grew up in.
[13:09] Fei
    I heard she was abandoned as a baby,
     and raised in a church.
[13:13] Shun
    She had her personality and memories
    from before being reincarnated,
[13:16] Shun
    but was abandoned by her parents...
[13:18] Shun
    I can see how growing in a situation
    like that would make someone
[13:21] Shun
    paranoid enough about people that
    they'd want to turn to religion.
[13:28] Teacher
    Today, we'll have a lecture on how
    magic effects are categorized.
[13:33] K
    I wanna use magic!
[13:38] K
    Right now, I think if someone asked me,
    "Hey, wanna be a magical girl?"
[13:42] K
    I'd actually say "yes."
[13:44] K
    Spiderun, spiderun, mirachnid!
[13:51] K
    I've grinded enough that
     HP Auto-Recovery is at level 5,
[13:55] K
    and with Fire Resistance boosted enough,
[13:57] K
    I should be able to
    withstand that heat somewhat.
[14:01] K
    But I still have to find a way to
    fight monsters hiding in that magma.
[14:07] K
    I'd be able to fight without my webs
     if I could use magic...
[14:11] K
    But to use magic, I need the right skills.
[14:15] K
    I wonder if I can find them...
SIGN    Magic Perception
SIGN    Magic Operation
[14:18] K
    Huh? Detecting and operating magic?
[14:22] K
    I bet you can't use magic without these!
[14:27] K
    Should I pick them up?
[14:29] K
    No way! I still remember that super migraine
    I got when I used Detection!
[14:35] K
    I know how Sun Wukong must've felt when that
    ring on his head started to shrink now.
[14:40] K
    I basically wrote off Detection after that,
[14:43] K
    and if Perception works the same way,
    it's gonna be pointless to grab it.
[14:47] K
    That said, it's totally pointless to have
    Abyss Magic if I can't actually use it.
[14:52] K
    I'm caught in a failure cascade!
[14:54] K
    And all this thinking is making me hungry!
[14:57] K
    Guess I'll get a little hunting done!
SIGN    Earth Dragon Kagna
[15:14] K
    An earth dragon? Besides Araba?
[15:18] K
    Oh, crap, here it comes!
[15:20] K
    It's stats were all in the quadruple digits!
[15:22] K
    I don't stand a chance!
[15:24] K
    This is really, really bad!
[15:25] K
    What do I do?!
[15:27] K
    I just have to go!
[15:30] K
    Skitter, skitter...
[15:32] K
    Here I am, back in the Middle Stratum!
[15:34] K
    Aw, yeah! Time to take this place over!
[15:37] K
    Yeah!
[15:39] K
    Ugh, I have to psych myself
    up to even try this.
[15:43] K
    HP Auto-Recovery and Fire Resistance have
    managed to offset the damage from the heat.
[15:49] K
    But it's still so damn hot!
[15:53] K
    These fireballs?!
SIGN    Elroe Gunerush
    Offense : 83
    Defense : 81
    Magic Power : 79
     Resistance : 77
     Speed : 88
[15:55] K
    It's the seahorse from before!
[15:59] K
    But that speed won't be
    enough to hit me anymore.
[16:03] K
    Behold!
[16:04] K
    I've gotta go fast!
[16:05] K
    My godlike dodging puts me on the
    same level as any video game character!
[16:09] K
    But I can't go into the magma...
[16:12] K
    And I can't use my webs,
    I've got no way to attack.
[16:16] K
    Both players are in a stalemate.
[16:19] K
    Wait... his MP's almost gone!
[16:22] K
    Those fireballs must use MP.
[16:25] K
    He can't have many left—
    not that he's stopping!
[16:29] K
    No more MP.
[16:31] K
    Now, what's your next move?
[16:35] K
    He left the magma!
[16:38] K
    And wow, so slow!
[16:40] K
    What a dummy! I would've made a strategic
    retreat as soon as I ran out of MP.
[16:46] K
    Time to dodge backwards!
[16:47] K
    And then deadly venom for the kill!
[16:50] K
    Hot, hot!
[16:55] K
    And that's one battle won!
[17:01] K
    Gross...
[17:02] K
    It's too hard, and feels like
    I'm chewing on a tire.
[17:10] K
    Another seahorse?
[17:17] K
    A catfish this time, huh?
[17:20] K
    So strong!
SIGN    Elroe Guneseven
     <A lesser wyrm monster that dwells within
     the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
    Omnivorous, and able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
SIGN    Able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
[17:25] K
    Yeah, I bet!
[17:27] K
    This thing is tough...
[17:29] K
    Better not press my luck.
[17:30] K
    I was on an upward trend after
    winning that first battle,
[17:33] K
    but getting carried away is
    only gonna hurt in the end.
[17:36] K
    Sorry to let so much of you
    go to waste, Mr. Seahorse.
[17:38] K
    But I've learned my lesson, y'know?
[17:42] K
    Just don't notice me.
    Seriously, don't, okay?
[17:48] K
    This doesn't seem fair!
[17:51] K
    I wasn't getting carried away,
    and I'm still in big trouble!
[17:57] K
    And... backstep!
[17:59] K
    So close!
[18:01] K
    What the hell! This one's got legs, too?!
[18:03] K
    Ow, ow, ow...
[18:04] K
    Oh, great, so does the other one!
[18:07] K
    You gotta let people know when
    you're done in the bath, y'know!
[18:10] K
    I'm trapped! I'm totally trapped!
[18:12] K
    In that case, I'm going to
    take you down, Catfish #1!
[18:15] K
    Poison web!
SIGN    Poison
[18:19] K
    My webs burn up so fast down here,
    they're not particularly useful, but...
[18:22] K
    Here's hoping at least a
    little bit gets through!
[18:28] K
    It burnt up anyway!
[18:31] K
    But its HP has gone down some!
[18:33] K
    Thanks to my training, I can coat
    my webs with poison now, too!
[18:38] K
    I can use the poison webs
    to chip away their HP!
[18:40] K
    Okay, time for Phase 2!
SIGN    <Able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
[18:46] K
    Swallow... anything?
[18:49] K
    Poison Synthesis, activate!
[18:51] K
    And then a nimble backstep!
[18:53] K
    That was a close one!
[18:59] K
    How's that? My Spider Venom was already
    enough to take down those big monkeys,
[19:03] K
    and thanks to my training,
    it's evolved into Deadly Spider Venom!
[19:08] K
    Still, it's more effective than I imagined.
[19:10] K
    I almost scare myself.
[19:13] K
    But this is no time for bragging!
    There's another one out there!
[19:16] K
    But he's chickening out.
[19:19] K
    Hey, I get it. Especially after
    seeing what happened to your buddy.
[19:22] K
    Wow, am I actually pretty strong?
[19:24] K
    Maybe strong enough to act a little cocky?
[19:27] K
    Now, to finish him off.
[19:29] K
    Hot, hot, hothothot!
[19:33] K
    Maybe my stats have gone up
    after two wins in a row!
SIGN    <Ruler of Pride>
     Acquired Skills:
     Requirements: Obtain
     Effects: MP, Magic, Resistance stats are increased.
     Positive correction to mental skill proficiencies. Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
     Explanation: <The title bestowed to one who has conquered pride.>
[19:36] K
    H-Hey, Appraisal's gotten to the point
    where I can see details about my title!
[19:42] K
    What exactly are "ruling
    class privilwhatevers"?
[19:46] K
    What the heck? And I get to use that?
[19:49] Voice
    Ruler of Pride is currently unable
    to exercise her authority.
[19:53] K
    So I can't?!
[19:55] K
    Well, this has got to at least be
    more tender than that seahorse.
[19:58] K
    Here's hoping the flavor
    is more mellow, too.
[20:13] K
    Delicious!
[20:18] K
    This is good! Awesome, even! Catfish!
[20:25] K
    It's fantastic!
[20:26] K
    Tastier than any monster I've eaten!
[20:30] K
    You get the simple flavor of fish,
    with just the right amount of fat!
[20:33] K
    Then top it off with the fluffy
    softness of the skin!
[20:38] K
    It all comes together to create a mysterious
    texture harmony that rings out in your mouth!
[20:41] K
    It's like a great labyrinth
    of gourmet delight!
[20:46] K
    So good!
[20:47] K
    I can't stop scarfing!
[20:48] K
    I wish I had some rice!
[20:54] K
    Some steaming rice and catfish!
[20:56] K
    I bet I could down five bowls!
[20:57] K
    Bread would be fine, if there's no rice!
[21:00] K
    Catfish burger!
[21:01] K
    Catfish pasta!
[21:03] K
    And catfish nanban soba!
[21:06] K
    Man, I blew it!
[21:08] K
    If I'd known they tasted so good, I wouldn't
     have let the other one get away.
[21:12] K
    For now, I'll savor this catfish!
[21:15] K
    Because it's so good!
[21:17] K
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[21:24] K
    All right, time for catfish hunting!
[21:26] K
    I don't care how strong they are!
     I'm ready to risk my life!
[21:29] K
    Catfish! Catfish! Catfish! Come on! Catfish!
[21:35] K
    Let's go! Just you wait, catfish,
    I'm going to eat your kind into extinction!
[21:39] K
    Catfish! Go! Catfish! Now, sing along!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[21:58] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[22:03] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[23:23] Goyef
    That path leads to the Middle Stratum
    of the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[23:29] Goyef
    This is where things truly
    become dangerous...
[23:32] Goyef
    Julius-sama.
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    The Hero, and the Demon Lord?
SIGN    See you next time!