E20 - This isn't my fault, is it?

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[00:02] K
    Just look at all the tasty treats!
[00:06] K
    I guess it doesn't hurt to
    help people after all!
[00:13] K
    Who's this?
[00:15] Gaetz
    So you're the Nightmare of the Labyrinth?
[00:19] K
    What's his deal?
[00:20] Gaetz
    I have a hard time believing that this
    insect destroyed one of our fortresses.
[00:25] Gaetz
    No matter.
[00:26] K
    Insect? Is he talking about me?
[00:30] K
    I've still got blind spots, but I'm finally
    getting my head around the language.
[00:34] K
    So... fortress? Destroyed?
[00:36] (Flashback) K
    What the fudge?!
[00:47] (Flashback) ---
    Grrr...
[00:50] (Flashback) K
    I probably shouldn't kill them all.
[00:53] (Flashback) K
    Let's try and hold back.
[01:05] (Flashback) K
    I was never here!
[01:09] K
    Oh, that! The bit where I kinda oopsied a
    little and brought a whole thing down!
[01:12] K
    Is he connected to that?
[01:14] Gaetz
    You should be honored.
[01:16] Gaetz
    The Kingdom of Ohts is willing to house you.
[01:20] K
    What is this dude on about?
[01:22] K
    Unbelievable.
[01:23] Guard 1
    What are you people talking about?!
[01:25] Guard 2
    Show the Divine Beast some respect!
[01:27] Valet 1
    Silence!
[01:31] Gaetz
    You people! Do you realize what
    it means to point a weapon
[01:35] Gaetz
    at an official envoy from
    the Kingdom of Ohts?
[01:40] Gaetz
    That thing is the property of Ohts.
[01:43] Gaetz
    And thus we are free to
    do with it as we please.
[01:46] K
    There's something just physiologically
    incompatible about porky's face.
[01:50] Gaetz
    You have no right to refuse.
    Now come along.
[01:58] Gaetz
    What are you doing?!
[02:03] Gaetz
    Where do you think you're going, you wretch?!
[02:05] Gaetz
    You think an insect like you can insult me?!
[02:09] Gaetz
    This will cost your life!
[02:11] K
    Boy, it's like he's running through
    the checklist of bad guy clichés.
SIGN    This Isn't My Fault, Is It?
[03:48] Merazophis
    Sir!
[03:51] Merazophis
    More letters.
[03:55] John
    How many does that make this month?
[03:57] Merazophis
    If we include the notices
    from the diplomats abroad,
[04:00] Merazophis
    and nobility currently staying in the manor,
[04:03] Merazophis
    that brings the total to ten.
[04:06] John
    No shortage of guests.
[04:08] John
    All thanks to the Nightmare
    of the Labyrinth...
[04:11] John
    Or maybe "blame" would be more appropriate.
[04:14] Merazophis
    Making new acquaintances is all well and good,
[04:16] Merazophis
    but some of the guests have
    been less than pleasant.
[04:20] Gaetz
    Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[04:22] Gaetz
    That irritating insect!
    How dare it mock me?!
[04:28] John
    Speak of the devil...
[04:30] Merazophis
    He's still a legitimate diplomat
    from Ohts. We can't turn him away.
[04:40] Valet 1
    What should we do, sir?
[04:42] Gaetz
    Bring it in by force.
[04:44] Gaetz
    We'll teach that thing its place.
[04:46] Valet 1
    How should we go about it?
[04:48] Gaetz
    I don't care what methods you use.
[04:50] Gaetz
    Just go and capture it.
[04:52] Valet 1
    Yes, sir, understood.
[05:00] John
    I've been doing everything
    I can to avoid war with Ohts.
[05:05] John
    But if the Nightmare of the Labyrinth
    ends up being the trigger?
[05:08] Merazophis
    That would literally be a nightmare.
[05:13] Merazophis
    My apologies, sir.
[05:15] Merazophis
    Still, what could Ohts be thinking,
    sending a man like that as an envoy?
[05:21] John
    Between him, the tariffs,
    and these bandits...
[05:24] John
    It's like they want a war.
[05:28] John
    But I won't let that happen.
[05:31] John
    We'll have to handle things carefully.
[05:40] K
    Looks like porky's staying at
    the baby bloodsucker's place.
[05:50] K
    This is starting to get complicated...
    maybe I should relocate to somewhere else?
[05:54] K
    But if I do, Li'l Drac's
    gonna be in danger.
[05:57] K
    And I have to admit, I'm in no hurry to give
    up this delicious, fruit-heavy diet I've got.
[06:02] K
    What am I gonna do?
[06:06] K
    Well, I'm gonna have to clear out
    if the Demon Lord shows up, anyway.
[06:11] K
    Wonder what she's up to.
SIGN    Clairvoyance
[06:30] K
    What the hell? That's terrifying!
[06:33] K
    I'm not sure why, but she's fighting
    with a crazy strong Earth Dragon!
[06:38] K
    Better him than me.
[06:39] K
    Think I'm gonna let
    sleeping demon lords lie.
[06:42] K
    Plus, I appreciate any and
    all extra time this buys me!
[06:45] K
    Good luck, Earth Dragon!
    I'm rooting for you!
[06:51] K
    What now?
[06:54] K(internal)
    It's him!
[06:56] K(internal)
    The guy who showed up when
    I beat the Fire Dragon.
[06:59] K(internal)
    He popped out of nowhere again.
    What is it this time?
[07:04] Guile
    I mean you no harm.
[07:06] K(internal)
    I guess I can assume he's not
    here for a fight, then.
[07:11] K(internal)
    Right?
[07:12] Guile
    This is our first time conversing like this.
[07:16] Guile
    I am an administrator
    named Güliedistodiez.
[07:19] K(internal)
    What was that? Gui... Gilly...
    Guilieo? Too long!
[07:22] K(internal)
    Let's think of you as Gilly-Gilly.
[07:24] Guile
    I've come to ask a favor of you.
[07:26] K(internal)
    A favor?
[07:27] Guile
    Could you cease your attack on Ariel?
[07:31] K(internal)
    Ariel is the Demon Lord's name, right?
[07:34] K(internal)
    Did I attack her at some point?
[07:37] K(internal)
    If anything, she's the one who came after me!
[07:40] Guile
    I realize how selfish it is to
    make a request like this.
[07:44] Guile
    So if you were to refuse,
    I would understand.
[07:50] K(internal)
    I dunno what to say.
[07:53] K(internal)
    I've been running around, mostly.
    When did I ever attack her?
[07:58] K(internal)
    Wait, I know who he means!
[08:01] K(internal)
    The artist formerly known as Body Brain!
SIGN    Body
[08:02] K.Body
    Body!
[08:03] K(internal)
    That's right, she's inside
    of the Demon Lord right now!
[08:04] K.Body
    Body!
[08:07] K(internal)
    But ever since Mother died,
    the connection's been cut,
[08:10] K(internal)
    so I have no idea what's been going on.
[08:14] K(internal)
    This makes sense, though.
[08:15] K(internal)
    I thought the Demon Lord was after
    me to get revenge for Mother,
[08:20] K(internal)
    but it's because ex-Body Brain is
    still doing that psychic siege!
[08:25] Guile
    What do you say?
[08:26] K(internal)
    Oopsie!
[08:27] K(internal)
    My years of flying solo had me off in my own
    little world instead of actually responding!
[08:32] K(internal)
    My bad!
[08:36] K (telepathy)
    I... I can't.
[08:39] Guile
    Why?
[08:40] K (telepathy)
    Well, it's just that... the one attacking
    right now is one of my Parallel Minds.
[08:45] K (telepathy)
    Sort of a separate part of me?
[08:48] K (telepathy)
    And I can't contact her...
    or retrieve her.
[08:52] K (telepathy)
    So...
[08:54] Guile
    I see.
[08:56] Guile
    I made an impossible request
    without realizing your situation.
[08:59] Guile
    I apologize.
[09:00] K(internal)
    No, no, no, it's fine!
[09:02] K(internal)
    Plus, this is great news!
[09:04] K(internal)
    If I can stay on the run, maybe ex-Body Brain
    will be able to bring the Demon Lord down!
[09:09] Guile
    There's one other thing I'd like to ask.
[09:12] Guile
    Please stop interacting with the humans.
[09:16] Guile
    Would you be willing to live
    somewhere else, quietly, in secret?
[09:19] Guile
    I do feel some guilt for your having been
    caught up in this world's affairs...
[09:23] Guile
    But you have become too powerful.
[09:26] K(internal)
    Aw, flattery's not gonna
    get you anywhere, you!
[09:30] Guile
    Your actions cause ripples that
    make it hard to ignore you.
[09:36] Guile
    The kind that can drive the
    world towards chaos.
[09:39] Guile
    I realize it is rude to make
    all of these requests,
[09:42] Guile
    but could you please consider it?
[09:45] K(internal)
    I should probably give a serious answer if
    he's gonna be so serious about asking.
[09:51] K (telepathy)
    I... must refuse.
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Humanity discovers MA Energy
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Lifespan of the planet
    increasingly diminished
[09:56] K(internal)
    Thanks to Taboo, I learned the truth
    about how this world's System works.
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Dragons, furious at loss, attack humanity
    The Goddess Sariel
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Countdown to oblivion
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sacrificed to revive the world
SIGN    Repent
[10:02] K(internal)
    And if nothing is done, this world
    I'm living in is gonna be destroyed.
SIGN    Administrator Güliedistodiez
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    System Implemented
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Sariel's Wish
     and The Goddess's Life Support
[10:08] K(internal)
    There's no way I can just sit
    back and let that happen.
[10:11] K(internal)
    I'm going to do what I can.
[10:18] Guile
    And you insist on this?
[10:21] Guile
    I see.
[10:23] Guile
    As a visitor from another world, does what
     I am trying to do seem foolish?
[10:28] K(internal)
    I can't really answer that...
    I don't know what his situation is.
[10:32] K(internal)
    But...
[10:36] K (telepathy)
    You should do as you see fit.
[10:40] Guile
    I see... I suppose you're right.
[10:43] Guile
    All I can really do is what
    I think is necessary.
[10:47] Guile
    That should do for today. Farewell.
[10:53] K
    I haven't put on a serious face in so long,
    that totally wiped me out.
[10:57] K
    Guess being an administrator isn't easy.
[11:02] K
    Time for bed.
SIGN    Danger
[11:07] K
    An attack?
[11:11] K
    So annoying!
[11:19] K
    Gotta love all that juicy human EXP.
[11:23] K
    Wait.
[11:24] K
    Wasn't this guy...
[11:26] K
    One of porky's goons?
[11:29] K
    Oh, that's it!
[11:31] K
    You think you can attempt to threaten my life
    (and fail miserably), and get away with it?!
[11:35] K
    Prepare to die!
SIGN    Clairvoyance
SIGN    Evil Eye
[11:39] Gaetz
    That damned bug...
[11:41] Gaetz
    I'll work it until it's nothing more than—
[11:52] K
    And now that I've taken out the trash,
     I can enjoy a good rest.
[11:58] K
    Good night!
[12:08] John
    This is not good.
[12:11] Merazophis
    I agree.
[12:12] Merazophis
    A sudden death, with no
    signs of external wounds.
[12:16] Merazophis
    I think we can assume...
[12:17] John
    Right.
[12:18] John
    The Nightmare of the Labyrinth did this.
[12:22] John
    There were bodies in the same state
    in the mansion a while back.
[12:26] John
    There was something extraordinary
    about how they died.
[12:28] John
    It definitely wasn't
    caused by human hands.
[12:31] Merazophis
    Considering the timing of it all, it would
    make sense if the Nightmare was responsible.
[12:36] John
    But we still don't know why it's sided with
    our town, or the nation of Sariella.
[12:42] Merazophis
    Maybe it really is the
    legendary Divine Beast?
[12:45] John
    That'd be an excellent excuse
    to stop thinking about it.
[12:50] John
    But there's no way it's that simple.
[12:53] John
    This puts us in a really bad position.
[12:56] John
    An official from Ohts has died in our country.
[12:59] John
    There's no way they let this slide
    without consequences.
[13:02] Merazophis
    Ideally, Ohts accepts that this is what happens
     when you trifle with a dangerous monster.
[13:09] John
    Have they responded yet?
[13:11] Merazophis
    Not yet, no.
[13:14] Merazophis
    The letter was sent days ago.
    The lack of response is really ominous.
[13:19] John
    Given the way he acted, they should have
    known he'd do something foolish.
[13:25] Merazophis
    Is something wrong, sir?
[13:28] John
    He never really acted like a proper
    diplomat in the first place, did he?
[13:32] Merazophis
    No, now that you mention it.
[13:35] John
    I hate to think this, but... maybe they
     really do want to start a war.
[13:39] John
    So they sent him to cause a problem,
    which would give them their justification.
[13:44] Merazophis
    That can't be! Ohts is at too great of
    a disadvantage against our country!
[13:50] Merazophis
    They wouldn't stand a chance.
[13:52] John
    Right. Under ordinary circumstances,
    they'd never do something that foolish.
[13:57] John
    And yet...
[13:57] Messenger
    I have news! The Kingdom of Ohts
    has declared war on our nation!
[14:10] Messenger
    Not only that, but they
    have large-scale support
[14:12] Messenger
    from the Renxandt Empire and
    Holy Kingdom of Alleius!
[14:16] John
    That's insane!
[14:17] John
    A-An allied force?!
SIGN    <Ohts Kingdom>
     <Renxandt Empire>
     <Holy Kingdom of Alleius>
     <Allied Forces Total 53,000>
[14:23] K
    I probably know the answer to this, but did
    a war break out because I killed porky?
[14:28] K
    I better check in on the local lord.
[14:31] K
    Oh, no, he's doing that
    holding-your-head thing!
[14:35] K
    Aw, man, I screwed up bad.
[14:37] K
    But I have no regrets!
[14:40] K
    When you get hit, you hit back!
     That's my philosophy!
[14:44] K
    That said...
[14:46] K
    From the look of things, I wonder
    if this country's gonna lose?
[14:53] K
    Okay!
[14:54] K
    There's baby bloodsucker to worry about,
    and I am kind of responsible for what's going on!
[14:57] K
    So I'm gonna help these guys out!
[15:01] K
    Not to mention, war is an all-you-can-eat
     buffet of tasty, EXP-rich humans.
[15:07] K
    That would never be my main motivation,
    though! Of course not!
[15:11] K
    Now, let's raise some real hell!
[16:04] Hugo
    I'm gonna crush you all.
[16:07] Hugo
    Won't be long now, Shun.
[16:14] Shun
    Julius-niisama... please watch me.
[16:20] Shun
    Come on, Hugo!
[16:37] Fil
    In the end, it seems I'm putting
    my students in danger after all.
[16:48] Fil
    I suddenly found myself
    reborn in another world.
[16:58] Fil
    The next shock after that was how everyone
    around me had long, pointed ears.
[17:05] Fil
    My library of otaku facts helped me
    realize they were elves at a glance.
[17:11] Fil
    And that helped me realize
    what had happened.
[17:16] Fil
    Before reincarnating, I was a teacher.
[17:20] Fil
    It was my dream to be the kind of teacher
    who could have a good time with her students.
[17:25] Fil
    I would study the kinds of things kids
    would be interested in, like video games,
[17:30] Fil
    manga, light novels, and whatever
    other sources I could find.
[17:34] Fil
    I'd even change the way I talked
    when they reacted well.
[17:38] Fil
    I like to think that, because of my efforts,
    I was a fairly well-liked teacher.
[17:45] Fil
    I don't know if my dream was really to be
    smiling underneath a fabricated persona.
[17:52] Fil
    And I did have my doubts.
[17:56] Fil
    In spite of that, I felt satisfaction
    with my life as a teacher.
SIGN    Page 30 of Tsurezuregusa
[18:05] Fil
    But then...
[18:17] Fil
    I'm not a strong person.
[18:20] Fil
    I wasn't able to accept what had happened,
[18:22] Fil
    and set about living a second life,
    the way characters in light novels do.
[18:27] Fil
    Unable to let go of my past life,
    what I ended up clinging to in my confusion...
[18:33] Fil
    was my identity as a teacher.
[18:36] Fil
    I am a teacher.
[18:38] Fil
    So in that case, I need to prioritize
    the well-being of my students.
SIGN    <Elf LV1 Name: Filimøs Harrifenas>
SIGN    Status
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
SIGN    Skills
SIGN    "Student Roster"
SIGN    Skill Points
SIGN    Titles None
[18:44] Fil
    Luckily, I found myself born with a skill
    that was very conducive to that belief.
SIGN    <Student Roster>
[18:51] Fil
    My unique skill, Student Roster.
SIGN     Masaru Tsushima
     Saki Temarikawa
     Kanata Ooshima Kumiko Tonooka
     Kenichi Ogiwara Kengo Natsume
     Shinobu Kusama Chie Nanase
     Asaka Kushitani Shouko Negishi
     Sachi Kudou Yuika Hasebe
     Naofumi Kogure Kouta Hayashi
     Issei Sakurazaki Mio Furuta
     Kyouya Sasajima Shuuto Maki
     Mirei Shinohara Shunsuke Yamada
     Touko Segawa Wakaba Hiiro
     Kunihiko Tagawa
[18:55] Fil
    It had listing of my students
    who had also reincarnated,
[19:00] Fil
    along with a broad description of
    their past, present, and future.
SIGN    Kanata Ooshima
[19:04] Fil
    Under the future listing,
SIGN    Present
[19:06] Fil
    there was a description in vague terms
    about when and how they would die.
SIGN    Past
SIGN    Future
SIGN    Future
[19:12] Fil
    It made me lose hope.
SIGN    <Kanata Ooshima>:
    Stripped of skills and dies.
    
    <Kengo Natsume>:
[19:16] Fil
    It said that almost all of my students
    would die within 20 years.
SIGN    <Kengo Natsume>:
    Dies in battle in the elf forest.
SIGN    <Kengo Natsume>:
    Dies in battle in the elf forest.
    
    <Shunsuke Yamada>:
SIGN    "HP Auto-Recovery" "SP Lessened Consumption" "SP Auto-Recovery" "MP Recovery Speed" "MP Lessened Consumption"
    "Magic Power Detection" "Magic Power Operation" "Destruction Enhancement" "Impact Enhancement" "Cutting Enhancement" "Piercing Enhancement"
     "Shock Enhancement" "Fire Enhancement" "Water Enhancement" "Wind Enhancement" "Earth Enhancement" "Lightning Enhancement" "Light Enhancement" "Running"
     "Darkness Enhancement" "Heavy Enhancement" "Mental Warfare" "Energy Conferment" "Energy Attack" "Magic Warfare" "Magic Conferment"
     "Magic Power Attack" "Wind Attack" "Medicine Synthesis" "Wind Aptitude" "Bowmanship" "Spatial Maneuvering" "Foresight"
     "Thought Acceleration" "Arithmetic Processing" "Parallel Minds" "Memory" "Silence" "Odorless" "Heatless" "Intimidation"
     "Telepathy" "Rune Perception" "Material Perception" "Presence Perception" "Danger Perception" "Motion Perception"
     "Reaction Perception" "Spatial Perception" "Fire Magic" "Water Magic" "Wind Magic" "Earth Magic" "Lightning Magic"
     "Light Magic" "Dark Magic" "Heavy Magic" "Healing Magic" "Destruction Resistance" "Impact Resistance" "Cutting Resistance"
     "Piercing Resistance" "Shock Resistance" "Fire Resistance" "Water Resistance" "Wind Resistance" "Earth Resistance" "Lightning Resistance"
     "Light Resistance" "Darkness Resistance" "Heavy Resistance" "Vision Enhancement" "Auditory Enhancement" "Olfactory Enhancement" "Taste Enhancement"
     "Tactile Enhancement" "Life" "Magic Mass" "Instantaneous" "Persistent" "Strength" "Solidity" "Technique User" "Protection"
SIGN    "Telepathy"
[19:31] Voice
    You have obtained the skill Telepathy.
    Remaining skill points...
[19:37] (Flashback) Fil
    Please, help me!
[19:48] (Flashback) Fil
    You have to save my students!
[19:52] Fil
    I told Potimas everything.
[19:55] Fil
    About the memories of my past life.
    About the Student Roster skill.
[20:01] (Flashback) Potimas
    Very well. I'll protect them.
[20:05] Fil
    It was a risky gamble, but I had
    no one else to turn to at the time.
[20:11] Fil
    At times, it was with money.
[20:14] Fil
    Other times, it was by kidnapping.
[20:17] Fil
    But thankfully, I was able to alter
    the cause and time of death for them.
[20:22] Fil
    But my skill has two restrictions.
[20:27] Fil
    I can't see information about myself...
[20:29] Fil
    And I can't share the information I gain from
    Student Roster with any of the students.
[20:35] Fil
    They started to hate me because they were
    forced to live inside the village.
[20:41] Fil
    But I thought that was
    preferable to them dying.
[20:46] Fil
    Because I'm a teacher.
[20:49] Fil
    I did everything for my students...
    That's what I believed this entire time.
[20:56] Fil
    So, why did things turn out like this?
[21:01] Fil
    Was I ever right?
[21:05] Fil
    Could I have been wrong all along?
[21:09] Fil
    Have I been a good teacher at all?
[22:54] Sophia
    Try and be of some use, okay?
[22:58] Sophia
    Yes, Master, everything is ready to go.
[23:03] Ariel
    Looks like it's all going
    according to plan, huh?
[23:08] Ariel
    Feel free to raise as much
    hell as you want, okay?
[23:11] Ariel
    That goes for everybody.
[23:30] Ariel
    Now, let's get started!
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