E14 - You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating

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[00:09] John
    What is the Ohts Kingdom thinking?
[00:13] John
    These trade restrictions are going to be
    worse for them than for us in Keren County.
[00:20] Seras
    You weren't able to meet with the King?
[00:22] John
    No. They said he was too busy every
    time I tried to bring it up.
[00:27] Seras
    They're really going to restrict merchants
    traveling into and out of Ohts, then?
[00:33] John
    This is all way too sudden.
    What could've caused it?
[00:43] Seras
    There, there. That was a
    scary bump, wasn't it?
[00:46] John
    Sorry about that.
[00:47] Seras
    It's not scary anymore.
[00:51] Seras
    It's okay, don't worry.
[00:54] Seras
    See, you're fine, aren't you?
[00:57] Seras
    What a good girl.
SIGN    You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating
[02:32] K
    That Mother of mine is bad news.
[02:35] K
    "Come back!"
[02:36] K
    Like, you're not some lonely homemaker
    nagging your adult kids to come visit, y'know?
[02:45] K
    For now, I think I'll let them tackle her.
SIGN    Body
[02:50] Trio
    Behold!
[02:50] Trio
    We are Parallel Sentai—
[02:52] K
    No Sentai poses, please!
[02:54] K
    Granted, having them react to everything
    I would do was kind of annoying,
[02:59] K
    but now that they're gone,
     I kinda miss them.
[03:03] K
    Ah, people can be so selfish...
[03:05] K
    Not that I'm actually human anymore!
[03:08] K
    All right, let's keep this
    melancholy solo journey moving.
[03:13] Escort 1
    Protect the carriage!
[03:14] Escort 2
    Make sure the door is protected!
[03:16] Escort 1
    What are we facing?
[03:17] Escort 3
    There're three over here!
[03:18] Escort 2
    Here they come! Three more!
[03:19] K
    Oh, crap, I ran into humans.
[03:26] K
    I guess they're busy?
[03:28] K
    Oh, I know what this is. This is banditry.
[03:32] K
    What should I do? Getting involved
    seems like it'd be be trouble,
[03:36] K
    and I've been kinda avoiding humans...
[03:38] K
    But I'd feel guilty if I didn't do anything.
[03:41] K
    Even if I did help, I'm still a monster!
[03:46] K
    There's a big chance they'd
    turn on me next, right?
[03:50] K
    Maybe I should wait until the carriage side
    is wiped out before going after the bandits?
[03:54] K
    I get more experience points from
    humans than monsters, after all.
[03:58] K
    I'm not about to slaughter normal people,
    but bandits are fair game, right?
[04:04] K
    I get the EXP, so I'm happy!
[04:07] K
    Regular folks have fewer bandits
    to deal with, so they're happy!
[04:12] K
    Plus, when I ate those guys who burnt
    my house down in the labyrinth...
[04:16] K
    I got the impression that
    handsome ones tasted better.
[04:20] K
    I could really go for some hotties...
    That'd hit the spot! Some hotties!
[04:26] K
    Probably not on the menu this time.
[04:29] K
    Huh? There's a baby?
[04:34] Merazophis
    Sir, you need to flee—
[04:39] John
    Merazophis!
[04:53] K
    I guess we're doing this.
[04:55] K
    Time to save the day.
[04:57] Bandit 2
    A m-monster?
[04:59] Bandit 6
    I've n-never seen one like it before!
[05:00] Bandit 5
    I-It got the boss.
[05:10] Bandit 2
    Run for it!
[05:14] Bandit 5
    H-Help!
[05:27] K
    And that's a wrap!
[05:31] K
    Y'know, if I was some
    kinda prince or knight...
[05:38] K
    Are you hurt, milady?
[05:43] K
    Gross!
[05:47] K
    Man...
[05:49] K
    I guess I might as well go
    all-in on this helping crap.
[06:07] K
    Okay, I figure it's time to go.
[06:11] Merazophis
    M-Ma'am, it's dangerous!
[06:15] Western Lady
    Please, wait! Tell me your name!
[06:21] K
    Just a spider who was
    passing through, ma'am.
[06:24] K
    So what?
[06:26] K
    Hey, that must be the baby that was crying.
[06:30] K
    You doing okay?
SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)
    <Human Vampire LV1 Name: Sophia Keren>
    Status:
SIGN    Offense:
SIGN    Defense:
SIGN    Magic Power:
SIGN    Resistance:
SIGN    Speed:
SIGN    Skills:
     "Vampire LV1" "Undying Body LV1" "HP Auto-Recovery LV1" "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Magic Power Operation LV3" "Night Vision LV1"
     "Five Sense Enhancement LV1" "n%I=W"
     Skill Points: 75000
     Titles:
     "Vampire" "Progenitor"
SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)
    <Human Vampire LV1 Name: Sophia Keren>
[06:35] K
    Wait, a vampire?!
[06:36] K
    And what's with the name?!
[06:37] K
    What does that even mean, seriously?!
[06:39] K
    Shouko Negishi? What the hell?
[06:42] K
    I don't follow!
[06:44] K
    Gimme a sec to comprehend.
[06:48] K
    Maybe in this world you write "Sophia Keren,"
    but it's pronounced "Shouko Negishi"!
[06:55] K
    No, that doesn't make any sense!
[06:57] K
    Plus, how would you know whether the
    kanji read as "Shouko" or "Atsuko"!
[07:02] K
    It could even be "Shoushi Kongan!"
[07:05] K
    I think I'm starting to
    make less sense now.
[07:08] K
    Wait a minute, is she a reincarnation?
[07:12] K
    Well I'm one, so it shouldn't surprise
    me that there are others out there.
[07:18] K
    But how's that fair?!
    She gets to be a vampire?!
[07:21] K
    I'm a freaking spider!
[07:22] K
    Plus, she's already a super-cute baby!
[07:26] K
    So when she grows up, she gets
    to be cute and a vampire?!
[07:30] K
    Isn't that a little greedy?!
    Hell, when I was born...
[07:33] K
    That was me!
[07:34] K
    And when I grow up,
    it's probably gonna be like that!
[07:39] K
    No fair! So mean! This is biased!
[07:42] K
    How do you even get reincarnation bias?!
[07:46] K
    Well, fine, then!
[07:48] K
    I hope you enjoy your bloodsucking
    life being a pretty vampire princess!
[07:54] K
    Not me! It's never me!
[08:03] K
    Fine! It's fine! Humans are humans,
    and spiders are spiders.
[08:06] K
    Boo-hoo-hoo...
SIGN    Search
[08:16] Elf E
    The carriage is stopped. It seems
    they were attacked by bandits.
[08:21] Elf A
    And the baby?
[08:22] Elf B
    Alive.
[08:24] Elf A
    Good.
[08:26] K
    Are those...
[08:28] K
    Elves?! I finally got a look
    at the classic fantasy race!
[08:33] Elf A
    We're taking the baby alive.
[08:36] Elf E
    And the other humans?
[08:37] Elf A
    They don't matter. Kill them.
[08:53] K
    I was jealous about the vampire thing...
[08:57] K
    But it looks like she's caught
    up in her own troubles.
[09:01] K
    I guess in the end,
    everybody's playing on hard mode.
[09:13] Shun
    Excuse me.
[09:17] King
    Oh, Schlain!
[09:20] King
    What is it? Did you need something?
[09:22] Shun
    Didn't you call for me, Father?
[09:26] King
    You think I did?
[09:28] Shun
    Yes, that's what Sue said.
[09:31] King
    Well, I didn't call for you.
[09:34] Shun
    But she said to come to your office,
    because you had something to discuss.
[09:45] Shun
    Father?
[09:47] Shun
    Sue?!
[10:06] Shun
    Sue, what have you...
[10:10] Sue
    Nii-sama, what have you done?!
[10:16] Cylis
    What's going on here?!
[10:17] Sue
    Nii-sama... he killed Father!
[10:20] Cylis
    What?!
[10:21] Cylis
    Schlain! Have you gone mad?!
[10:23] Shun
    No! It wasn't me!
[10:26] Cylis
    Guards! Restrain Schlain!
[10:34] Hugo
    Yo! Look at the big Hero now.
[10:39] Shun
    That voice...
[10:41] Shun
    Is that you, Hugo?
[10:46] Hugo
    Bingo.
[10:47] Cylis
    You didn't need to reveal yourself, Hugo.
[10:51] Hugo
    Aw, it's fine. Don't they call
    things like this "parting gifts"?
[10:55] Shun
    Cylis-niisama... what is this?
[11:00] Hugo
    Pretty wild, right?
    Hard to understand. I get it.
[11:05] Hugo
    Turns out your bro wants the throne.
[11:08] Hugo
    And I want revenge on you and Oka...
[11:11] Hugo
    Which means we both need you gone.
[11:14] Shun
    Why? Cylis-niisama was already
    next in line for the throne.
[11:21] Cylis
    Wrong.
[11:22] Cylis
    Father was thinking about making you king.
[11:27] Hugo
    Seems the plan was to name you
    as the heir to the throne
[11:30] Hugo
    before news about you
    being the Hero got out,
[11:32] Hugo
    which gives them an excuse to
    keep you off the battlefield.
[11:39] Cylis
    I refuse to relinquish my
    throne for such foolishness!
[11:43] Hugo
    And that's how we teamed up!
[11:46] Hugo
    And it's not just me
    and your big bro, either.
[11:51] Sue
    Nii-sama, I'm sorry, but please die.
[11:55] Shun
    Sue... why?
[11:57] Sue
    I've realized what true love really is.
[12:00] Sue
    For that, I don't mind killing you.
[12:05] Shun
    Sue...
SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Brainwashed" "Charmed"
[12:08] Hugo
    Hey, you noticed? You catch on already?
[12:11] Hugo
    Yeah, that's all me!
[12:14] Hugo
    How's it feel, having everything
     taken from you?
[12:18] Hugo
    Sucks, right? Trust me,
    I know from experience!
[12:26] Shun
    Let Sue go!
[12:30] Hugo
    Asshole!
[12:36] Sophia
    Huh... You're tougher than I thought.
[12:50] Hugo
    Sophia!
SIGN    <Appraise>
SIGN    <Appraisal was blocked.>
[12:59] Shun
    Wh-What?! She can block Appraisals?
[13:02] Shun
    There's a skill like that?!
[13:03] Hugo
    Stay out out of this, Sophia!
[13:07] Hugo
    He's mine!
[13:09] Sophia
    Really? I just saw him slug you.
[13:13] Cylis
    Enough! Just get rid of him!
[13:15] Hugo
    Bye now, Hero!
[13:22] Fil
    I don't think so!
[13:24] Hugo
    Oka!
[13:31] Fil
    You...
[13:35] Fil
    Shun-kun!
[13:36] Fil
    We need to run!
[13:37] Hugo
    Get back here, Oka!
[13:40] Cylis
    Don't let them escape, go!
[13:44] Shun
    Sensei, Sue's...
[13:46] Shun
    We can't leave Sue behind!
[13:47] Fil
    No! We need to escape for now!
[13:50] Shun
    But...
[13:51] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[13:53] Shun
    Hyrince-san! Anna!
[13:55] Hyrince
    Shun! I know you're probably upset,
    but we need to get out of here.
[13:59] Hyrince
    Come on!
[14:03] Hyrince
    This way!
[14:07] Shun
    Sue...
[14:12] Shun
    What...
[14:13] Shun
    is happening?
[14:14] Anna
    It's a rebellion.
[14:16] Shun
    It is?!
[14:17] Fil
    Arranged by Crown Prince Cylis and Hugo-kun.
[14:20] Fil
    But they're going to pin the blame on you,
[14:24] Fil
    and then try to take credit for
    suppressing the rebellion.
[14:28] Hyrince
    The guys fighting the castle
    guards are from Leston's forces!
[14:52] Shun
    Leston-niisama!
[14:56] Leston
    Shun! This is our chance, come on!
[15:15] Shun
    The church declared a new Hero?
[15:19] Fil
    Yes... Hugo Baint Renxandt.
[15:23] Shun
    Hugo?! That's crazy!
[15:25] Fil
    The Church is in on everything.
[15:29] Hyrince
    I don't understand why they'd cooperate
    with such a ludicrous scheme!
[15:33] Leston
    Oka-san, do you have any ideas?
[15:36] Fil
    The safest assumption is that Hugo-kun's
    brainwashing extends to the church, too.
[15:42] Shun
    That can't be...
[15:44] Shun
    Brainwashing skills don't
    last for that long!
[15:47] Shun
    They can't be used for
    something of this scale.
[15:49] Fil
    One of the higher-ranked skills, Lust of
    the Seven Deadly Sins, is an exception.
[15:54] Fil
    The potency of its mind control
    is leagues above the others.
[15:57] Hyrince
    And you think Hugo has that skill?
[15:59] Fil
    I'm afraid we can't count on
    this country's help anymore.
[16:02] Shun
    If we can get rid of Hugo,
    maybe we can salvage things!
[16:05] Fil
    It's too late.
[16:13] Fil
    As long as Sophia-san is with the opposition,
     we don't stand a chance.
[16:21] Shun
    Sophia... just who is she, anyway?
[16:29] Leston
    Oh, no.
[16:30] Hyrince
    We're surrounded.
[16:31] Fil
    We'll have to fight our way out.
[16:33] Leston
    Shun, use my sword.
[16:37] Leston
    It's a holy blade passed down
    through the royal family.
[16:39] Leston
    The Hero should be the one wielding it.
[16:42] Shun
    Right.
[16:43] fil
    Here they come!
[16:44] Katia
    You're wasting your time.
[16:47] Katia
    You should know when to give up, Shun.
[16:53] Shun
    Katia... not you, too.
[17:01] Shun
    Katia!
[17:02] Katia
    Surrender now!
SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Charmed"
    "Brainwashed"
[17:03] Shun
    Damn it...
[17:06] Katia
    Your tricks won't save you!
[17:08] Shun
    Stupid!
[17:13] Shun
    What is wrong with you?!
    You almost hit your own troops!
[17:16] Katia
    How naive of you, to worry about the enemy!
[17:20] Shun
    Katia, wake up already!
[17:22] Katia
    Be silent. I'm quite awake!
[17:25] Katia
    Now be purged like the traitors you are!
[17:29] Shun
    You dumbass!
[17:31] Shun
    Katia!
[17:44] Shun
    Kanata!
[17:47] Katia
    Shun?
[17:53] Shun
    Katia...
[18:01] Hyrince
    Shun!
[18:03] Anna
    Schlain-sama!
[18:15] Katia
    Shun...
[18:17] Katia
    Shun... I... I can't...
[18:21] Shun
    Katia?! Did you snap out of it?
[18:23] Katia
    Shun... Won't last long...
[18:26] Katia
    You have to stab me!
    Before I attack again!
[18:30] Shun
    Katia!
[18:33] Katia
    Hurry! Shun, please!
[18:37] Shun
    I can't...
[18:44] Shun
    Katia!
[18:47] Fil
    Shun-kun?
[18:50] Shun
    Katia! Katia!
[18:52] Shun
    Why would you...
[18:53] Anna
    Schlain-sama...
[18:55] Shun
    Katia... Katia, you can't...
[18:59] Shun
    Don't go, Katia!
[19:01] Anna
    I'm afraid that Karnatia-sama is already...
[19:04] Shun
    No!
[19:06] Shun
    You can't! Don't die!
[19:08] Shun
    Katia!
[19:11] Shun
    No...
[19:12] Shun
    Katia!
[19:22] Shun
    Katia, open your eyes!
[19:25] Shun
    Katia!
[19:27] Katia
    Shun?
[19:30] Shun
    You're awake...
[19:33] Shun
    You stupid jerk!
[19:38] Shun
    Anna, look after Katia.
[19:49] Fil
    If Katia-san has regained control,
    there's no need to hold back anymore!
[20:02] Fil
    You...
[20:05] Sophia
    Here we are again.
[20:07] Sophia
    I got you something.
[20:12] Shun
    Potimas?
[20:18] Sophia
    Nasty.
[20:20] Sophia
    I guess when you're rotten to the core,
     even your blood tastes bad.
[20:24] Fil
    Did you...
[20:25] Fil
    Why, Negi—
[20:26] Sophia
    I told you not to call me that.
[20:31] Sophia
    And don't give me any nonsense
    about not killing, okay?
[20:35] Sophia
    Especially considering how much you've done.
[20:38] Sophia
    We're not in Japan anymore.
[20:41] Shun
    You're... a reincarnation?
[20:45] Sophia
    You want to fight me? Can't recommend it.
[20:48] Sophia
    See, I was told not to
    go after Sensei here.
[20:55] Sophia
    This is just self-defense.
    I didn't want to fight, did I?
[20:59] Sophia
    So it's not my fault, right?
[21:01] Shun
    Magic... doesn't work?
[21:16] Shun
    Sensei!
[21:22] Sophia
    Ready to give up?
[21:27] Anna
    Your healing magic's run out?
[21:32] Katia
    Shun...
[21:35] Shun
    Damn it...
[21:37] Fei
    And just when it seems all was lost!
[21:55] Shun
    Fei?!
[21:56] Fei
    A hero has to show up just
    in the nick of time, right?
[21:59] Shun
    You... You're... and wings?
[22:03] Fei
    Oh, I just woke up, so I'm not
    too sure what the deal is.
[22:08] Fei
    But you're in trouble, right?
[22:11] Shun
    Yeah. You saved us.
[22:14] Leston
    Shun! Get on the dragon and get out of here!
[22:17] Sophia
    You think I'm going to let you get away?
[22:21] Fei
    No... not that it matters!
[22:34] Shun
    Leston-niisama!
[23:00] Shun
    Why is all of this happening?!
[23:06] Demon Lord
    How'd it go?
[23:07] Sophia
    Smoothly. I managed to get everything done.
[23:12] Demon Lord
    Poor Yamada-kun.
[23:15] Sophia
    Oh, it's fine.
[23:16] Sophia
    He's been living in a peaceful country
    with all kinds of comforts for so long.
[23:20] Sophia
    He should suffer a little bit, like I have.
[23:23] Demon Lord
    Wow, okay. Just don't do anything
    to jeopardize the plan, all right?
[23:29] Sophia
    As you wish...
[23:31] Sophia
    Demon Lord.
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