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E1 - Reincarnation, in Another World?

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[00:00] BG Girl 1
    Good morning!
[00:01] BG Girl 2
    Morning.
[00:02] BG Girl 3
    Oh, my gosh. I am so nervous about it—
[00:12] Natsume
    It's like I keep telling you,
[00:14] Natsume
    you're better off just ignoring 'em.
[00:16] Natsume
    More importantly,
    let's go bowling after school.
[00:18] Kanata
    I was up playing all night again.
[00:20] Shun
    Seriously? You kept going
    after I logged off?
[00:22] Mirei
    This dress is so cute,
    but it costs so much.
[00:24] Other Girl 1
    Oh, wow!
[00:26] Other Girl 2
    Let's take a look.
[00:26] Other Girl 1
    It really is! I bet you'd look great in it!
[00:27] Other Girl 2
    Oh, yeah, this is super cute.
[00:28] Other girl 1
    Right?
[00:28] Other Girl 2
    It'd look amazing on you.
[00:31] Oka
    Okay, everyone, time for class.
[00:51] K
    Ow! I hit my head.
[00:54] K
    I'm surrounded by... something hard?
[00:57] K
    Wait, what's going on right now?
[00:59] K
    It's so dark!
[00:59] K
    I thought I was just sitting in class.
[01:02] K
    Well, whatever! I need to get out of here!
[01:06] K
    I'm free!
[01:10] K
    What?!
[01:25] K
    What is this?
[01:27] K
    A-And...
[01:29] K
    What are these legs?!
[01:33] K
    J-J-J-Just chill out!
[01:36] K
    Th-This must be that one thing.
[01:38] K
    Like people love to read online...
[01:40] K
    No, no, no! Say it ain't so!
[01:46] K
    It looks like I've reincarnated as a spider.
[01:50] K
    That is wrong! So wrong! Seriously wrong!
[01:53] K
    If I had to reincarnate,
    why'd it have to be into a spider?!
[01:59] K
    I guess freaking out won't help.
[02:01] K
    I'm a spider. Better accept it.
SIGN    Reincarnation, in Another World?
[02:15] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:25] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[02:29] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[02:34] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[02:36] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[02:39] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:43] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:47] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:49] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:54] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:59] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[03:04] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[03:06] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[03:08] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[03:11] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[03:15] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:18] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:22] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:24] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:28] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[03:36] K
    Spider... Spider...
[03:39] K
    Spider...
[03:41] K
    I'm a spider.
[03:44] K
    Oh, is it time to eat?
[03:46] K
    You know, I'm really hungry—
[03:53] K
    Why the cannibalism?!
[03:54] K
    Isn't there anything else to eat?!
[03:57] K
    Oh, Jesus!
[03:59] K
    Well, I'm not staying in
    a danger zone like this!
[04:02] K
    I'm going home!
[04:10] K
    Oh, are you the father?
[04:18] K
    You're the mother?! I'm so sorry!
[04:23] K
    Really, Mother? You, too?
[04:26] K
    Just scarfing them down like finger food...
[04:28] K
    I can think later! Right now...
[04:31] K
    I gotta get outta here!
[04:38] K
    Whew, I thought I was a goner.
[04:40] K
    It's been ages since I ran
    at full speed like that.
[04:45] K
    I guess I can do it if I just try.
[04:48] K
    Wait, how did I die, anyway?
SIGN    Essays in Idleness
    Page 30
[04:52] K
    The last thing I remember is being
    in classical literature class.
[04:55] K
    The most likely scenario is that I
    died and reincarnated as a spider.
[04:59] K
    Was it a terrorist attack?
[05:01] K
    A natural disaster?
[05:02] K
    Yeah, it's a mystery.
[05:04] K
    Or maybe I didn't actually die,
[05:07] K
    and only my spirit possessed a spider
[05:10] K
    while my physical body is
    asleep in a hospital bed?
[05:13] K
    The only other thing I can think of
[05:15] K
    is that this is just a spider that
    happens to have my memories.
[05:21] K
    Nope! No idea! Time to put it aside!
[05:24] K
    "I think, therefore I am!"
    That'll be my philosophy!
[05:27] K
    For now, there's a whole
    lot I'd like to know.
[05:30] K
    It seems like I could die here if
    I don't have enough information.
[05:33] K
    Man... If this was a light novel, I could
    gain intel with an appraisal skill.
[05:39] Voice
    You currently have 100 skill points.
[05:41] Voice
    You have the option of spending 100 points
    to acquire the Appraisal (Level 1) skill.
[05:47] Voice
    Acquire the skill?
[05:48] K
    Eh? What? Skill? Points?
[05:51] K
    It's really looking like
    I reincarnated in another world!
[05:55] K
    Acquire the skill? Hell yes, I will!
[05:58] Voice
    Appraisal (Level 1) acquired.
[06:01] Voice
    You have 0 points remaining.
[06:03] K
    Appraisal is a super useful, super handy
    cheat skill in isekai light novels!
[06:09] K
    Even if takes all my points,
    you'd better believe I'm getting it!
[06:13] K
    So, first...
[06:15] K
    This appears to be a
    perfectly ordinary rock,
[06:17] K
    but if I use Appraisal on it... Surprise!
SIGN    Rock
[06:20] Voice
    Rock.
SIGN    Rock
[06:23] K
    Oh, come on, Appraisal-san!
    You're such a prankster!
[06:27] K
    Show me what you can do!
[06:28] K
    Okay, one more time! Appraisal!
SIGN    Rock
[06:31] Voice
    Rock.
[06:33] K
    Okay, yeah. I guess a rock is just a rock.
[06:35] K
    But what if I use it on this wall?
[06:37] K
    It'll tell me that I'm in
    Such-and-Such Cave or whatever, right?
[06:40] K
    It will, right? Appraisal!
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:42] Voice
    Wall.
[06:43] K
    Appraisal!
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:44] Voice
    Wall.
[06:44] K
    Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal!
[06:47] K
    Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal! Appraisal!
[06:48] Voice
    Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
    Wall. Wall. Wall. Wall.
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
SIGN    <Wall>
[06:52] K
    It's useless! Why did I bother to get this?!
[06:55] K
    I can tell it's a damn wall, okay?!
[06:57] K
    There's gotta be more you
    can tell me, isn't there?!
[07:01] K
    Reverse... I need to think in reverse.
[07:04] K
    It's because it's still only Level 1.
[07:06] K
    I'll just think of it that way.
[07:08] K
    Oof...
[07:09] K
    Might as well appraise
    myself while I'm at it.
SIGN    <Spider—Unnamed>
[07:12] Voice/Signs
    Spider—Unnamed.
[07:15] K
    I expected part of that, but
    what does "unnamed" mean?
[07:19] K
    I guess that this spider that
    I am now doesn't have a name?
[07:22] K
    Or maybe it'll only be
    revealed if I level up?
[07:26] K
    I don't even know how to level up, though.
[07:29] K
    All this stuff about leveling up and
    skills and points is very video gamey.
[07:34] K
    Well, that's fun in its
    own way, so I don't mind!
[07:38] K
    I was quite a gamer, in my... past life.
[07:42] K
    Okay...
[07:43] K
    Sitting around in the same spot's
    not gonna get me anywhere.
[07:46] K
    Might as well look for something to eat.
[07:48] K
    Can't fight a whatever
    on an empty yadda yadda.
[07:50] K
    Let's-a go!
[07:55] K
    Okay, that's definitely a cave full
    of monstrous-looking critters.
[08:00] K
    And since they don't look like that on Earth...
     this has got to be an isekai world.
[08:05] K
    Appraisal!
SIGN    <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer>
    <Bat> <Bat> <Bat> <Bat> <Bat>
     <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf> <Wolf>
[08:08] Kumoko
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow, too much,
    too much info at once! My head!
[08:13] Kumoko
    There's no way a dainty little newborn
    spider can get through all that!
[08:17] Kumoko
    What kind of lunatic difficulty is this?
[08:20] Kumoko
    Let's pretend I didn't see anything.
[08:23] Kumoko
    Ugh, I want some chocolate,
    or chips, or instant ramen.
[08:28] Kumoko
    I better find something to eat, and soon.
[08:34] Kumoko
    Hey, there are humans, too! What a relief!
[08:38] Kumoko
    Since I'm such a friendly
    and courageous baby spider,
[08:41] Kumoko
    we're bound to become friends, right?!
[08:43] Kumoko
    Everyone! I'm harmless! Please help!
[08:49] Kumoko
    To my dear brother,
[08:51] Kumoko
    It seems you've had quite a
    makeover since I last saw you.
[08:55] Kumoko
    That's no good. This is one of those
    "you die if they find you" situations!
[08:59] Kumoko
    Looks like I'm targeted for execution
    after all, so, good night, everybody!
[09:03] Kumoko
    This is bad. Seriously bad. If I keep
    wandering around and run into some humans...
[09:11] Kumoko
    Huh? Is that... my webbing?
[09:13] Kumoko
    Oh, right, I'm a spider!
    That means I can make webs!
[09:18] Kumoko
    That being the case, welcome to my crib!
[09:22] Kumoko
    Get a load of this secure layout!
[09:25] Kumoko
    I even left ways to escape in case
    of an emergency! It's perfect!
[09:30] Kumoko
    Now, as long as some prey gets
    stuck in it occasionally,
[09:33] Kumoko
    I can enjoy the shut-in life
    for the foreseeable future!
[09:37] Kumoko
    In my past life, I managed to attend school,
     but didn't go out for much else.
[09:42] Kumoko
    Nothing but play online
    games like a real failure.
[09:45] Kumoko
    So maybe life as a spider is
    a good fit for me after all.
[09:50] Kumoko
    As a failure of a human, I declare this:
    Nothing beats being a shut-in NEET!
[09:54] Kumoko
    Although I guess I'm not a human anymore.
[09:59] Kumoko
    H-Huh? Can't... move...
[10:03] Kumoko
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    eaten anything since I was born.
[10:07] Kumoko
    Making my house and experimenting
    with my webs must've worn me out.
[10:12] Kumoko
    I could starve to death at this rate.
[10:17] Kumoko
    The only food I have right now is what
    I brought in case of an emergency.
[10:21] Kumoko
    I don't get to be picky right now!
[10:23] Kumoko
    Do I?!
[10:25] Kumoko
    Time to eat...
[10:35] Kumoko
    It tastes so nasty! And bitter!
[10:38] Kumoko
    But I can't stop now!
[10:41] Kumoko
    A girl's gotta have guts!
[10:47] Kumoko
    Seriously nasty...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 0 -20 l 10 -20 l 10 20 l -10 20 l -10 -20 l 0 -20
SIGN    <Spider No Name>
    Skills:
    
    
    
    
[10:55] K
    Whew... That sure was a meal.
[10:59] K
    I shouldn't have to worry about
    starving to death for a while.
[11:03] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
[11:05] Voice
    You have acquired the title "Kin Eater."
[11:08] Voice
    Due to the effects of the Kin Eater title,
[11:10] Voice
    you have acquired the skills Taboo (Level 1)
    and Heretic Magic (Level 1).
[11:16] K
    Title?
[11:17] K
    Like, those things you earn in games
    by meeting certain conditions?
SIGN    <Kin Eater>
[11:22] K
    Whoa, even the text looks harsh!
[11:24] K
    That's obviously a bad title to have!
SIGN    Heretic Magic Taboo
[11:26] K
    The skill names are terrible, too.
[11:29] K
    But finding out that I can gain skills
    without spending points is big.
SIGN    <Taboo LV1>
[11:33] K
    Well, that looks sinister.
[11:35] K
    What kind of effect would
    it even have, anyway?
[11:38] K
    That's not something I want to have, is it?
[11:40] K
    I mean, not that I even know
    how to level up my skills...
[11:45] K
    I managed to get it,
[11:47] K
    but I don't have a clue how to
    use this Heretic Magic, either.
[11:51] K
    Since it's "magic," does it require
    an incantation or something?
[11:55] K
    But I don't know any magic incantations.
[11:58] K
    Well, then...
[11:59] K
    Heretic Magic!
[12:06] K
    Yeah, I expected that.
[12:08] K
    Now that I think about it, I probably
    have tons of siblings with this title,
[12:12] K
    so it can't be that good, can it?
[12:14] K
    Titles with conditions that are so easy
    to meet usually aren't that useful.
[12:18] K
    But still, titles come with skills,
    so that makes 'em tasty!
[12:23] K
    I wonder if I can gain a "Dancer"
    title by dancing around!
[12:26] K
    Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
[12:33] K
    Ouch...
[12:37] K
    Something's caught in my web?
[12:45] K
    Gulp...
[12:53] K
    Uh... that's a frog, right?
[12:56] K
    I think I've heard that frog
    meat tastes like chicken,
[13:00] K
    so maybe it'll go down easy?
[13:05] K
    My eye! My eye!
[13:07] K
    Poison?! Is this poison?!
[13:09] K
    There's smoke coming off of it!
[13:11] K
    And part of my field of vision is missing!
[13:14] K
    Oh, wait... I'm a spider,
    so I have lots of eyes!
[13:20] K
    Hey! This is not funny!
[13:25] K
    Ow... Is my body melting?
[13:29] Voice
    Skill proficiency reached.
[13:31] Voice
    You have acquired the skill
    Acid Resistance (Level 1).
[13:36] K
    Oh... I think the pain is letting up...
SIGN    <Acid Resistance LV1>
[13:39] K
    Wait, you can acquire skills that way, too?
[13:43] K
    Why the hell did I spend my
    points on Appraisal, then?
[13:48] K
    For a stupid meal, you've got some
    nerve picking a fight with me!
[13:53] K
    If that's what it comes down to,
    I guess I have to eat you now!
[13:57] K
    As long as I don't get careless,
[13:59] K
    that thing's just some pitiful
    prey that got caught in my web!
[14:02] K
    Now that I know it's coming,
    it's easy to dodge!
[14:05] K
    Take this!
[14:11] K
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:12] Voice
    Poison Resistance has risen to Level 2.
[14:15] K
    Oh, really?! Well, I'm kinda busy, here!
[14:19] K
    This thing... It keeps barfing
    that disgusting stuff on me!
[14:24] K
    You're gonna pay! No way are
    you getting away with this!
[14:53] K
    Got you!
[15:14] K
    Finally beat him...
[15:16] K
    If my first prey put up that much of
    a fight, the future's looking grim.
[15:21] K
    Now that I think about it,
    the way that frog was in pain...
[15:25] K
    Are my fangs venomous?
[15:29] K
    I did it!
[15:31] K
    I got him!
[15:32] K
    I did it, I did it!
[15:36] K
    The first-ever prey I've
    caught with my home!
[15:39] K
    Just the fact that I've learned my
    webs can actually hold monsters,
[15:44] K
    and that prey will wander into them,
[15:48] K
    means this frog battle has paid off plenty!
[15:51] K
    Thanks for that, froggy!
[15:54] K
    Don't think I'll forget about all
    that barfing you did on me, though.
[16:00] Director
    Congratulations on your admittance.
[16:02] Director
    You all will be carrying the
    future of this nation.
[16:06] Director
    So you must hone yourselves,
    mentally and physically,
[16:07] Director
    showing kindness to strangers,
    and deference to your parents...
[16:10] Director
    Fostering friendship with your peers,
[16:13] Director
    as you pursue your studies in the
    scholarly and cultural arts.
[16:22] Guy 1
    See that guy? Apparently he's Schlain Zagan
    Analeit-sama, a prince of this country.
[16:27] Guy 2
    I heard he was a prodigy, but he
    doesn't look all that strong.
[16:32] Girl 1
    I wonder if there's a way
    to get close to him.
[16:36] Katia
    You're a hit with the ladies.
[16:38] Shun
    Stop teasing me.
[16:42] Guy 1
    And isn't that lady next to him Karnatia
    Seri Anabald-sama, the duke's daughter?
[16:47] Guy 2
    She's a prodigy, too, isn't she?
[16:49] Girl 1
    She's the duke's daughter,
    a prodigy, and incredibly cute!
[16:53] Guy 1
    She's definitely pretty.
[16:55] Shun
    "Incredibly cute," she said.
[16:56] Katia
    Oh, give me a break.
[17:00] Filimøs
    Congratulations to you
    both on your acceptance!
[17:03] Katia
    Oh, Oka-chan.
[17:05] Filimøs
    Don't address your teacher with a "chan"!
[17:10] Filimøs
    Good to see you again, Fei-chan.
[17:17] Shun
    But you're a new student
    here yourself, Sensei.
[17:19] Filimøs
    Yeah, I guess so.
[17:21] Shun
    It's weird thinking of our
    teacher as a student.
[17:24] Filimøs
    You think so?
[17:26] Filimøs
    Come on, Shun-kun, sit down!
[17:27] Shun
    Wh-Whoa...
[17:29] Filimøs
    I get to experience things along with
    you guys, like studying and falling in love.
[17:32] Filimøs
    It's like getting to relive
    my youth! I'm excited!
[17:40] Filimøs
    Uh... what's the matter?
[17:45] Shun
    Hey, Sue! What are you doing?!
[17:49] Shun
    Sorry, Sensei.
    This is my younger sister, Sue.
[17:53] Filimøs
    Really?!
[17:56] Filimøs
    Hmm... Not bad at all.
[18:00] Sue
    Nii-sama, who is this creepy girl?
[18:03] Katia
    Sue, this is Filimøs-san.
[18:05] Katia
    She's an elf, and she'll be
    learning with us at school.
[18:09] Katia
    Shun and I have met her before.
[18:12] Katia
    She looks young, but she just ages
    slowly because she's an elf.
[18:16] Katia
    She's actually the same age as us.
[18:19] Filimøs
    Nice to meet you!
[18:22] Sue
    Likewise.
[18:25] Sue
    Katia, are little girls like
    her the type my brother likes?
[18:30] Katia
    No, they're not. Relax.
[18:32] Katia
    She's someone we can rely on.
[18:34] Katia
    Shun is just showing her
    the respect she deserves.
[18:39] Filimøs
    You two get along so well!
[18:41] Filimøs
    A little too well, wouldn't you say?
[18:45] Filimøs
    Shun-kun, you haven't done anything
    weird to your sister, have you?
[18:48] Shun
    Of course I haven't!
[18:50] Filimøs
    Oh, I know!
[18:51] Filimøs
    Sue-chan, may I borrow
    these two for a moment?
[18:59] Shun
    Sensei... Are the people
    you wanted us to meet...
[19:03] Fil
    Right!
[19:03] Fil
    They're exactly who you think.
[19:07] Fil
    And there they are!
[19:10] Fil
    It's good to see you two again!
[19:14] Hugo
    Yo, Oka-chan. You're still tiny, huh?
[19:17] Yuri
    Don't be rude to our teacher.
[19:20] Yuri
    It's good to see you again, Sensei.
[19:22] Fil
    I'm glad to see you both looking well,
     Natsume-kun, Hasebe-san.
[19:26] Hugo
    That's the prince of this
    place with you, right?
[19:30] Fil
    Oh, right, I need to introduce you.
[19:32] Fil
    Say hello to the future
    Sword-King and a future Saint!
[19:37] Katie
    The crown prince of the Renxandt Empire and
    a VIP from the Holy Kingdom of Alleius.
[19:43] Fil
    And as you already pointed out,
[19:46] Fil
    here we have this country's prince,
    and the daughter of one of its dukes.
[19:50] Hugo
    Okay, Oka-chan...
[19:52] Hugo
    But who are they on the inside?
[19:54] Fil
    These two are—
[19:55] Shun
    Shunsuke Yamada.
[19:57] Katia
    Kanata Ooshima.
[19:59] Katia
    Good to see you again.
[20:01] Yuri
    Ooshima... kun?
[20:03] Katia
    Yeah, that's me.
[20:05] Katia
    Crazy, right? I was reborn as a girl.
[20:11] Hugo
    That's you, Ooshima?!
[20:13] Hugo
    Damn, look how cute you got!
[20:16] Hugo
    Maybe you're better off like that!
[20:18] Katia
    Real nice. It took me a while to
    get over the difference, y'know.
[20:22] Hugo
    I bet!
[20:24] Hugo
    Hell, if it was me, I might've killed myself!
[20:28] Fei
    Enough, Natsume! Quit laughing!
[20:31] Yuri
    Is she someone who reincarnated, too?
[20:34] Fei
    It's been a while, hasn't it?
     I'm Mirei Shinohara.
[20:40] Hugo
    Shinohara, forget about your sex,
    you're a different freaking species now!
[20:45] Fei
    Give it a rest.
[20:47] Hugo
    Guess that means we can reincarnate
    as monsters, though.
[20:51] Hugo
    Oka-chan, you know anybody
    else who ended up like her?
[20:54] Fil
    There are 11 of us who
    I've taken under my care,
[20:58] Fil
    and none of them have turned into monsters.
[21:01] Hugo
    Maybe someone who's not
    accounted for, then.
[21:05] Hugo
    Someone else might have luck as bad as
    yours, Shinohara, so don't let it get you down.
[21:13] Fil
    Now, now, I'm sure we all have
    a lot of catching up to do,
[21:16] Fil
    so why don't we grab some
    delicious food and have a chat?
[21:19] Hugo
    Now that you mention it, I'm damn hungry.
[21:22] Yuri
    You were already eating non-stop.
[21:24] Hugo
    I'm just glad the food here is good.
[21:27] Fei
    He hasn't become any less irritating.
[21:30] Katia
    Come on, we should eat, too.
[21:33] Shun
    Yeah.
[21:43] K
    S-So nasty.
[21:45] Voice
    Acid Resistance has risen to (Level 2).
[21:48] K
    It's bitter... and hurts to eat, but...
[21:52] K
    Who cares if it's nasty?! I have to live!
[21:56] K
    And to live...
[21:57] K
    I have to eat!
[21:59] K
    I'll survive in this world as a spider!
[22:02] K
    I'm gonna survive, damn it!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[23:17] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[23:22] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[23:29] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[23:32] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
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    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    My House, On Fire?
SIGN    See you next time!