# E1 - Reincarnation, in Another World?

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**[00:00] BG Girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[00:01] BG Girl 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning.<br>**[00:02] BG Girl 3**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my gosh. I am so nervous about it—<br>**[00:12] Natsume**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like I keep telling you,<br>**[00:14] Natsume**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're better off just ignoring 'em.<br>**[00:16] Natsume**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's go bowling after school.<br>**[00:18] Kanata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was up playing all night again.<br>**[00:20] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously? You kept going<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after I logged off?<br>**[00:22] Mirei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This dress is so cute,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it costs so much.<br>**[00:24] Other Girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, wow!<br>**[00:26] Other Girl 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's take a look.<br>**[00:26] Other Girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It really is! I bet you'd look great in it!<br>**[00:27] Other Girl 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah, this is super cute.<br>**[00:28] Other girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[00:28] Other Girl 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'd look amazing on you.<br>**[00:31] Oka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone, time for class.<br>**[00:51] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow! I hit my head.<br>**[00:54] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm surrounded by... something hard?<br>**[00:57] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what's going on right now?<br>**[00:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so dark!<br>**[00:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I was just sitting in class.<br>**[01:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, whatever! I need to get out of here!<br>**[01:06] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm free!<br>**[01:10] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[01:25] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[01:27] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-And...<br>**[01:29] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are these legs?!<br>**[01:33] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;J-J-J-Just chill out!<br>**[01:36] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This must be that one thing.<br>**[01:38] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like people love to read online...<br>**[01:40] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no! Say it ain't so!<br>**[01:46] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It looks like I've reincarnated as a spider.*<br>**[01:50] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is wrong! So wrong! Seriously wrong!<br>**[01:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I had to reincarnate,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;why'd it have to be into a spider?!<br>**[01:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess freaking out won't help.<br>**[02:01] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a spider. Better accept it.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reincarnation, in Another World?
<br>**[02:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll weave a web under my heart<br>**[02:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll weave a web around this dark world<br>**[02:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible<br>**[02:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is being surrounded by enemies,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thousands of prideful, writhing creatures<br>**[02:34] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dive for alive, climb for life<br>**[02:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No extra lives, in total chaos<br>**[02:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess that makes this my stage, then<br>**[02:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think this is the end?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm not finished yet<br>**[02:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Betting my life while perched<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...<br>**[02:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hunt you down and gobble you up<br>**[02:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside<br>**[02:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;spider pride, there's a hardened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;heart chiseled inside of this chest<br>**[03:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it<br>**[03:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When trying to survive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your life in tatters<br>**[03:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think like the alternative is gonna kill you<br>**[03:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reach for the winning strat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until the very last second<br>**[03:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth of the situation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might feel a bit cold<br>**[03:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case just survive the spider way<br>**[03:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll weave a web under my heart<br>**[03:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll weave a web around this dark world<br>**[03:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case just survive the spider way<br>**[03:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll weave a web around this dark world<br>**[03:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just you watch<br>**[03:36] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spider... Spider...<br>**[03:39] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spider...<br>**[03:41] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a spider.<br>**[03:44] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, is it time to eat?<br>**[03:46] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, I'm really hungry—<br>**[03:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the cannibalism?!<br>**[03:54] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't there anything else to eat?!<br>**[03:57] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Jesus!<br>**[03:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm not staying in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a danger zone like this!<br>**[04:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going home!<br>**[04:10] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, are you the father?<br>**[04:18] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the mother?! I'm so sorry!<br>**[04:23] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, Mother? You, too?<br>**[04:26] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Just scarfing them down like finger food...*<br>**[04:28] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can think later! Right now...*<br>**[04:31] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I gotta get outta here!<br>**[04:38] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whew, I thought I was a goner.<br>**[04:40] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been ages since I ran<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at full speed like that.<br>**[04:45] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I can do it if I just try.<br>**[04:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, how did I die, anyway?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Essays in Idleness<br>
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<br>**[04:52] K**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last thing I remember is being*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in classical literature class.*<br>**[04:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The most likely scenario is that I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;died and reincarnated as a spider.<br>**[04:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it a terrorist attack?<br>**[05:01] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A natural disaster?<br>**[05:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, it's a mystery.<br>**[05:04] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or maybe I didn't actually die,<br>**[05:07] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and only my spirit possessed a spider<br>**[05:10] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while my physical body is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;asleep in a hospital bed?<br>**[05:13] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only other thing I can think of<br>**[05:15] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that this is just a spider that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;happens to have my memories.<br>**[05:21] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope! No idea! Time to put it aside!<br>**[05:24] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I think, therefore I am!"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'll be my philosophy!<br>**[05:27] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now, there's a whole<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lot I'd like to know.<br>**[05:30] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems like I could die here if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have enough information.<br>**[05:33] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man... If this was a light novel, I could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gain intel with an appraisal skill.<br>**[05:39] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You currently have 100 skill points.*<br>**[05:41] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have the option of spending 100 points*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to acquire the Appraisal (Level 1) skill.*<br>**[05:47] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Acquire the skill?*<br>**[05:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eh? What? Skill? Points?<br>**[05:51] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's really looking like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I reincarnated in another world!<br>**[05:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Acquire the skill? Hell yes, I will!<br>**[05:58] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Appraisal (Level 1) acquired.*<br>**[06:01] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You have 0 points remaining.*<br>**[06:03] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Appraisal is a super useful, super handy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cheat skill in isekai light novels!<br>**[06:09] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if takes all my points,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd better believe I'm getting it!<br>**[06:13] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, first...<br>**[06:15] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This appears to be a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perfectly ordinary rock,<br>**[06:17] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if I use Appraisal on it... Surprise!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rock
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<br>**[06:23] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, come on, Appraisal-san!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're such a prankster!<br>**[06:27] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Show me what you can do!<br>**[06:28] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, one more time! Appraisal!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rock
<br>**[06:31] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Rock.*<br>**[06:33] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, yeah. I guess a rock is just a rock.<br>**[06:35] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what if I use it on this wall?<br>**[06:37] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll tell me that I'm in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such-and-Such Cave or whatever, right?<br>**[06:40] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It will, right? Appraisal!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Wall>
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<br>**[06:52] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's useless! Why did I bother to get this?!<br>**[06:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can tell it's a damn wall, okay?!<br>**[06:57] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's gotta be more you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can tell me, isn't there?!<br>**[07:01] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reverse... I need to think in reverse.<br>**[07:04] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because it's still only Level 1.<br>**[07:06] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just think of it that way.<br>**[07:08] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oof...<br>**[07:09] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Might as well appraise<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;myself while I'm at it.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Spider—Unnamed>
<br>**[07:12] Voice/Signs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Spider—Unnamed.*<br>**[07:15] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I expected part of that, but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what does "unnamed" mean?<br>**[07:19] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess that this spider that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am now doesn't have a name?<br>**[07:22] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or maybe it'll only be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;revealed if I level up?<br>**[07:26] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't even know how to level up, though.<br>**[07:29] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All this stuff about leveling up and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;skills and points is very video gamey.<br>**[07:34] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that's fun in its<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;own way, so I don't mind!<br>**[07:38] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was quite a gamer, in my... past life.<br>**[07:42] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[07:43] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sitting around in the same spot's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not gonna get me anywhere.<br>**[07:46] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Might as well look for something to eat.<br>**[07:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't fight a whatever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on an empty yadda yadda.<br>**[07:50] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's-a go!<br>**[07:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, that's definitely a cave full<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of monstrous-looking critters.<br>**[08:00] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And since they don't look like that on Earth...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; this has got to be an isekai world.<br>**[08:05] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Appraisal!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer> <Deer><br>
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<br>**[08:08] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow! Ow, ow, ow, too much,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too much info at once! My head!<br>**[08:13] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way a dainty little newborn<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;spider can get through all that!<br>**[08:17] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of lunatic difficulty is this?<br>**[08:20] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's pretend I didn't see anything.<br>**[08:23] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ugh, I want some chocolate,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or chips, or instant ramen.<br>**[08:28] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I better find something to eat, and soon.<br>**[08:34] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, there are humans, too! What a relief!<br>**[08:38] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I'm such a friendly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and courageous baby spider,<br>**[08:41] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we're bound to become friends, right?!<br>**[08:43] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone! I'm harmless! Please help!<br>**[08:49] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*To my dear brother,*<br>**[08:51] Kumoko**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems you've had quite a*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;makeover since I last saw you.*<br>**[08:55] Kumoko**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's no good. This is one of those*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"you die if they find you" situations!*<br>**[08:59] Kumoko**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like I'm targeted for execution*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after all, so, good night, everybody!*<br>**[09:03] Kumoko**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad. Seriously bad. If I keep*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wandering around and run into some humans...*<br>**[09:11] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Is that... my webbing?<br>**[09:13] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right, I'm a spider!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That means I can make webs!<br>**[09:18] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That being the case, welcome to my crib!<br>**[09:22] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get a load of this secure layout!<br>**[09:25] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I even left ways to escape in case<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of an emergency! It's perfect!<br>**[09:30] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, as long as some prey gets<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stuck in it occasionally,<br>**[09:33] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can enjoy the shut-in life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the foreseeable future!<br>**[09:37] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In my past life, I managed to attend school,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but didn't go out for much else.<br>**[09:42] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing but play online<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;games like a real failure.<br>**[09:45] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So maybe life as a spider is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a good fit for me after all.<br>**[09:50] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a failure of a human, I declare this:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing beats being a shut-in NEET!<br>**[09:54] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although I guess I'm not a human anymore.<br>**[09:59] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh? Can't... move...<br>**[10:03] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, I haven't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eaten anything since I was born.<br>**[10:07] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making my house and experimenting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with my webs must've worn me out.<br>**[10:12] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could starve to death at this rate.<br>**[10:17] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only food I have right now is what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I brought in case of an emergency.<br>**[10:21] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't get to be picky right now!<br>**[10:23] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I?!<br>**[10:25] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to eat...<br>**[10:35] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It tastes so nasty! And bitter!<br>**[10:38] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I can't stop now!<br>**[10:41] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A girl's gotta have guts!<br>**[10:47] Kumoko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously nasty...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 0 -20 l 10 -20 l 10 20 l -10 20 l -10 -20 l 0 -20
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<br>**[10:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whew... That sure was a meal.<br>**[10:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shouldn't have to worry about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;starving to death for a while.<br>**[11:03] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The conditions have been met.*<br>**[11:05] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You have acquired the title "Kin Eater."*<br>**[11:08] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Due to the effects of the Kin Eater title,*<br>**[11:10] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have acquired the skills Taboo (Level 1)*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Heretic Magic (Level 1).*<br>**[11:16] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Title?<br>**[11:17] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like, those things you earn in games<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by meeting certain conditions?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Kin Eater>
<br>**[11:22] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa, even the text looks harsh!<br>**[11:24] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's obviously a bad title to have!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heretic Magic      Taboo
<br>**[11:26] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The skill names are terrible, too.<br>**[11:29] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But finding out that I can gain skills<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without spending points is big.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Taboo LV1>
<br>**[11:33] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that looks sinister.<br>**[11:35] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of effect would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it even have, anyway?<br>**[11:38] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not something I want to have, is it?<br>**[11:40] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, not that I even know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how to level up my skills...<br>**[11:45] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I managed to get it,<br>**[11:47] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I don't have a clue how to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use this Heretic Magic, either.<br>**[11:51] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it's "magic," does it require<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an incantation or something?<br>**[11:55] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't know any magic incantations.<br>**[11:58] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then...<br>**[11:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heretic Magic!<br>**[12:06] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I expected that.<br>**[12:08] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I think about it, I probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have tons of siblings with this title,<br>**[12:12] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it can't be that good, can it?<br>**[12:14] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Titles with conditions that are so easy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to meet usually aren't that useful.<br>**[12:18] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But still, titles come with skills,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that makes 'em tasty!<br>**[12:23] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if I can gain a "Dancer"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;title by dancing around!<br>**[12:26] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...<br>**[12:33] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch...<br>**[12:37] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something's caught in my web?<br>**[12:45] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Gulp...*<br>**[12:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Uh... that's a frog, right?*<br>**[12:56] K**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I've heard that frog*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meat tastes like chicken,*<br>**[13:00] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so maybe it'll go down easy?*<br>**[13:05] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My eye! My eye!*<br>**[13:07] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Poison?! Is this poison?!*<br>**[13:09] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*There's smoke coming off of it!*<br>**[13:11] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And part of my field of vision is missing!*<br>**[13:14] K**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, wait... I'm a spider,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I have lots of eyes!*<br>**[13:20] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! This is not funny!<br>**[13:25] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow... Is my body melting?<br>**[13:29] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Skill proficiency reached.*<br>**[13:31] Voice**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have acquired the skill*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Acid Resistance (Level 1).*<br>**[13:36] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... I think the pain is letting up...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<Acid Resistance LV1>
<br>**[13:39] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, you can acquire skills that way, too?<br>**[13:43] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why the hell did I spend my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;points on Appraisal, then?<br>**[13:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a stupid meal, you've got some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nerve picking a fight with me!<br>**[13:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's what it comes down to,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I have to eat you now!<br>**[13:57] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I don't get careless,<br>**[13:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that thing's just some pitiful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prey that got caught in my web!<br>**[14:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I know it's coming,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's easy to dodge!<br>**[14:05] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this!<br>**[14:11] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, ow, ow!<br>**[14:12] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Poison Resistance has risen to Level 2.*<br>**[14:15] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really?! Well, I'm kinda busy, here!<br>**[14:19] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This thing... It keeps barfing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that disgusting stuff on me!<br>**[14:24] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gonna pay! No way are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you getting away with this!<br>**[14:53] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got you!<br>**[15:14] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally beat him...<br>**[15:16] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If my first prey put up that much of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a fight, the future's looking grim.<br>**[15:21] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that I think about it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the way that frog was in pain...<br>**[15:25] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are my fangs venomous?<br>**[15:29] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did it!<br>**[15:31] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got him!<br>**[15:32] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did it, I did it!<br>**[15:36] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first-ever prey I've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;caught with my home!<br>**[15:39] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just the fact that I've learned my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;webs can actually hold monsters,<br>**[15:44] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that prey will wander into them,<br>**[15:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;means this frog battle has paid off plenty!<br>**[15:51] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for that, froggy!<br>**[15:54] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't think I'll forget about all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that barfing you did on me, though.<br>**[16:00] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations on your admittance.<br>**[16:02] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You all will be carrying the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;future of this nation.<br>**[16:06] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you must hone yourselves,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mentally and physically,<br>**[16:07] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;showing kindness to strangers,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and deference to your parents...<br>**[16:10] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fostering friendship with your peers,<br>**[16:13] Director**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as you pursue your studies in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scholarly and cultural arts.<br>**[16:22] Guy 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See that guy? Apparently he's Schlain Zagan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Analeit-sama, a prince of this country.<br>**[16:27] Guy 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard he was a prodigy, but he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't look all that strong.<br>**[16:32] Girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if there's a way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get close to him.<br>**[16:36] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a hit with the ladies.<br>**[16:38] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop teasing me.<br>**[16:42] Guy 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And isn't that lady next to him Karnatia<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seri Anabald-sama, the duke's daughter?<br>**[16:47] Guy 2**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a prodigy, too, isn't she?<br>**[16:49] Girl 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's the duke's daughter,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a prodigy, and incredibly cute!<br>**[16:53] Guy 1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's definitely pretty.<br>**[16:55] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Incredibly cute," she said.<br>**[16:56] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, give me a break.<br>**[17:00] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congratulations to you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both on your acceptance!<br>**[17:03] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Oka-chan.<br>**[17:05] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't address your teacher with a "chan"!<br>**[17:10] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good to see you again, Fei-chan.<br>**[17:17] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're a new student<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;here yourself, Sensei.<br>**[17:19] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I guess so.<br>**[17:21] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's weird thinking of our<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;teacher as a student.<br>**[17:24] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so?<br>**[17:26] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Shun-kun, sit down!<br>**[17:27] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Whoa...<br>**[17:29] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get to experience things along with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you guys, like studying and falling in love.<br>**[17:32] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like getting to relive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my youth! I'm excited!<br>**[17:40] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... what's the matter?<br>**[17:45] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Sue! What are you doing?!<br>**[17:49] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, Sensei.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is my younger sister, Sue.<br>**[17:53] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?!<br>**[17:56] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm... Not bad at all.<br>**[18:00] Sue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nii-sama, who is this creepy girl?<br>**[18:03] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sue, this is Filimøs-san.<br>**[18:05] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's an elf, and she'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;learning with us at school.<br>**[18:09] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shun and I have met her before.<br>**[18:12] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She looks young, but she just ages<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slowly because she's an elf.<br>**[18:16] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's actually the same age as us.<br>**[18:19] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you!<br>**[18:22] Sue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Likewise.<br>**[18:25] Sue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katia, are little girls like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her the type my brother likes?<br>**[18:30] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, they're not. Relax.<br>**[18:32] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's someone we can rely on.<br>**[18:34] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shun is just showing her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the respect she deserves.<br>**[18:39] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two get along so well!<br>**[18:41] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little too well, wouldn't you say?<br>**[18:45] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shun-kun, you haven't done anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weird to your sister, have you?<br>**[18:48] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course I haven't!<br>**[18:50] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I know!<br>**[18:51] Filimøs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sue-chan, may I borrow<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;these two for a moment?<br>**[18:59] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei... Are the people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you wanted us to meet...<br>**[19:03] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right!<br>**[19:03] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're exactly who you think.<br>**[19:07] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And there they are!<br>**[19:10] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's good to see you two again!<br>**[19:14] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo, Oka-chan. You're still tiny, huh?<br>**[19:17] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be rude to our teacher.<br>**[19:20] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's good to see you again, Sensei.<br>**[19:22] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad to see you both looking well,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Natsume-kun, Hasebe-san.<br>**[19:26] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the prince of this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;place with you, right?<br>**[19:30] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right, I need to introduce you.<br>**[19:32] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say hello to the future<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sword-King and a future Saint!<br>**[19:37] Katie**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The crown prince of the Renxandt Empire and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a VIP from the Holy Kingdom of Alleius.<br>**[19:43] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And as you already pointed out,<br>**[19:46] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;here we have this country's prince,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the daughter of one of its dukes.<br>**[19:50] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Oka-chan...<br>**[19:52] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But who are they on the inside?<br>**[19:54] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two are—<br>**[19:55] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shunsuke Yamada.<br>**[19:57] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanata Ooshima.<br>**[19:59] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good to see you again.<br>**[20:01] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooshima... kun?<br>**[20:03] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, that's me.<br>**[20:05] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crazy, right? I was reborn as a girl.<br>**[20:11] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's you, Ooshima?!<br>**[20:13] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn, look how cute you got!<br>**[20:16] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe you're better off like that!<br>**[20:18] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Real nice. It took me a while to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get over the difference, y'know.<br>**[20:22] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet!<br>**[20:24] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hell, if it was me, I might've killed myself!<br>**[20:28] Fei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough, Natsume! Quit laughing!<br>**[20:31] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is she someone who reincarnated, too?<br>**[20:34] Fei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been a while, hasn't it?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm Mirei Shinohara.<br>**[20:40] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinohara, forget about your sex,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're a different freaking species now!<br>**[20:45] Fei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it a rest.<br>**[20:47] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess that means we can reincarnate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as monsters, though.<br>**[20:51] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oka-chan, you know anybody<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;else who ended up like her?<br>**[20:54] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are 11 of us who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've taken under my care,<br>**[20:58] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and none of them have turned into monsters.<br>**[21:01] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe someone who's not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;accounted for, then.<br>**[21:05] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone else might have luck as bad as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yours, Shinohara, so don't let it get you down.<br>**[21:13] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, now, I'm sure we all have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lot of catching up to do,<br>**[21:16] Fil**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so why don't we grab some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;delicious food and have a chat?<br>**[21:19] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it, I'm damn hungry.<br>**[21:22] Yuri**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were already eating non-stop.<br>**[21:24] Hugo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just glad the food here is good.<br>**[21:27] Fei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He hasn't become any less irritating.<br>**[21:30] Katia**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, we should eat, too.<br>**[21:33] Shun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[21:43] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-So nasty.<br>**[21:45] Voice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Acid Resistance has risen to (Level 2).*<br>**[21:48] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's bitter... and hurts to eat, but...<br>**[21:52] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who cares if it's nasty?! I have to live!<br>**[21:56] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And to live...<br>**[21:57] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to eat!<br>**[21:59] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll survive in this world as a spider!<br>**[22:02] K**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna survive, damn it!<br>**[22:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, Kumoko-san's story,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;summarized as the intro to this song!<br>**[22:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, here we go!<br>**[22:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Normal!<br>**[22:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;High schooler!<br>**[22:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Classics!<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lesson!<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then a sudden<br>**[22:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Disaster!<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time!<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Passes!<br>**[22:20] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Consciousness!<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regained!<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a spider now!<br>**[22:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aah, total chaos!<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!<br>**[22:26] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆<br>**[22:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's survival of the fittest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but hang in there, Kumoko!<br>**[22:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, her starting stats<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)<br>**[22:34] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scary enemies! (Yeah!)<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)<br>**[22:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!<br>**[22:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if my home is suddenly burnt<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)<br>**[22:41] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Remember the magic words:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Gimme back my house!"<br>**[22:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, the isekai reincarnation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's dreamed of...<br>**[22:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was to have a starring role<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a beautiful girl on easy street!<br>**[22:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!<br>**[23:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Appraisal? Thread Control?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?<br>**[23:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Concentration? Perseverance?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?<br>**[23:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Medicine Synthesis?<br>**[23:05] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?<br>**[23:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Assorted Evil Eyes?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!<br>**[23:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My last resort's a desperation attack<br>**[23:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oraoraoraoraoraoraora<br>**[23:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time to do whatever it takes!<br>**[23:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More and more with the brute force<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to pour on skills by the ton!<br>**[23:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To tear them up and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shred them to bits AHHHH!<br>**[23:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanna survive, I wanna survive!<br>**[23:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!<br>**[23:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd really like a break from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;living in this crappy game<br>**[23:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I kinda thought a reincarnation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; would be a chance to enjoy life<br>**[23:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did I have to get such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a brutal start?! Seriously!<br>**[23:26] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!<br>**[23:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's pitch black in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grand labyrinth again today<br>**[23:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm betting it all on survival still<br>**[23:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's fun in it's own way but<br>**[23:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I seriously don't get it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I mean, why I'd have to be<br>**[23:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A freaking spider?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I'm a Spider, So What?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My House, On Fire?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you next time!
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