E9 - I Can't Speak, Isekai?

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[00:06] Sign
    Nii-sama, you shouldn't run in the halls!
[00:08] Shun
    I know!
[00:09] Fei
    From how he's acting, I'm not so sure.
[00:30] Shun
    Julius-niisama!
SIGN    I Can't Speak, Isekai?
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[01:12] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[01:15] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[01:42] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[01:44] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:47] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:53] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[01:57] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
[02:07] Julius
    Shun, it's been a while.
[02:09] Shun
    Right.
[02:10] Shun
    It's good to see you again,
     too, Hyrince-san.
[02:13] Hyrince
    You've grown a bunch since
    I last saw you, huh?
[02:17] Julius
    Sue, have you been well?
[02:19] Sue
    Yes...
[02:20] Julius
    You don't really seem like it.
[02:23] Julius
    Did something happen?
[02:25] Sue
    Not a thing.
[02:27] Sue
    Please, don't worry.
[02:28] Julius
    Shun, be sure to look out
    for our little sister.
[02:33] Julius
    I don't know when I'll be
    able to make it back next.
[02:37] Julius
    I'm heading to the Empire.
[02:40] Shun
    To the Empire?
[02:42] Julius
    The demons seem to be up to something.
[02:45] Julius
    Depending on what happens,
    it might mean war.
[02:50] Shun
    Nii-sama... please be careful.
[02:54] Julius
    You don't need to worry.
[02:57] Hyrince
    No matter what happens, I'll be there
    to protect him, as his shield.
[03:04] Julius
    Shun, is that...
[03:06] Shun
    Right, it's Fei.
[03:08] Hyrince
    That's really something! I didn't
    think she'd grow so quickly.
[03:15] Shun
    When we were attacked by an
    Earth Dragon the other day, she saved us.
[03:23] Julius
    I see. Thank you for protecting Shun.
[03:28] Julius
    Come to think of it,
    it's quite a strange coincidence.
[03:32] Julius
    Two things from the same place are here
    right now, one in your care, and one in mine.
[03:39] Shun
    That scarf is a memento of mother's, right?
[03:42] Julius
    Right.
[03:43] Julius
    She knit it shortly before passing away.
[03:46] Julius
    It's made from the silk of a spider
    monster called a Taratect.
[03:50] Shun
    Monster silk?!
[03:52] Hyrince
    It seems like Taratect webs
    are created with skills,
[03:56] Hyrince
    meaning there's no way to collect them,
    no matter how you dissect one.
[04:00] Shun
    Then where'd it come from?
[04:03] Hyrince
    Apparently, 15 years ago,
    adventurers managed to collect some.
[04:10] Hyrince
    There were a few balls of silk left behind
    when a Taratect's nest was burnt down.
[04:16] Hyrince
    They sold for a fine price, too.
[04:19] Julius
    There was a Dragon Egg retrieved
    on that same outing.
[04:24] Shun
    Does that mean the egg was...
[04:26] Hyrince
    Hate to rush a family reunion,
    but we need to get going, Julius.
[04:31] Julius
    Right.
[04:36] Shun
    Are you sure we have to fight the demons?
[04:43] Julius
    If we can settle this without fighting,
    that would be for the best.
[04:47] Julius
    But... if they're willing
    to trample our peace,
[04:52] Julius
    then we'll need to oppose them.
     That's just how it is.
[04:56] Julius
    Still, I think if we use
    that as an excuse for conflict,
[04:59] Julius
    we'll never make any real progress.
[05:03] Julius
    The important thing is the goal.
[05:05] Julius
    A peaceful world, where we
    can all be happy together.
[05:09] Julius
    That's the thing I'll pursue...
[05:13] Julius
    Until the day I die.
[05:14] Shun
    Nii-sama...
[05:16] Julius
    I'll visit again once
    things settle down a bit.
[05:20] Shun
    That's a promise!
[05:22] Julius
    Yeah.
[05:42] K
    No!
[05:55] K
    Heads up!
[06:00] K
    Choke on this!
[06:02] K
    Deadly Spider Venom Bomb:
    Extra Paralysis Special!
[06:06] K
    Followed up by...
[06:09] K
    Rot Attack!
[06:21] K
    An unbeatable double combo!
[06:30] K
    That Rot Attack was no joke.
[06:32] K
    The backlash even cost me an arm.
[06:40] K
    Got him. Got him hard.
[06:43] K
    He never even saw it coming.
SIGN    Heresy Magic: Phantasm LV6
[06:50] K
    Phantasm! Just like the name implies,
    it creates illusions and hallucinations.
[06:54] K
    The first of my secret weapons
    I was waiting for a chance to use!
[06:58] K
    You could call it magic that
    makes people see things!
[07:02] K
    You thought I had touched down on
    that pillar thanks to said illusion,
[07:07] K
    and cut loose with that dragon breath.
[07:08] K
    I thought about using
    Phantasm to escape, too.
[07:12] K
    But I couldn't bring myself to do it!
[07:16] K
    That would mean nothing had changed
[07:18] K
    since my house was burnt
    down, and I was chased away!
[07:21] K
    I'm going to live with pride!
[07:25] K
    I am the Ruler of Pride!
SIGN    Ruler of Pride
[07:28] K
    Oh, thanks.
[07:30] K
    Wait... a spotlight?
[07:36] K
    Are you for real?!
[07:37] K
    Did you use Phantasm to make me see
    an illusion of victory or something?!
[07:41] Body/Magic
    Obviously not!
[07:43] K.Magic 2
    Yeah!
[07:44] K
    Damn it, this is so annoying!
[07:47] K
    And really bad.
[07:49] K
    My HP is...
[07:51] K
    Down to 1.
[07:52] K
    Perseverance kept me alive, but...
[07:55] K
    If the Fire Dragon's attack lands,
     I'll be insta-killed.
[08:00] K
    Okay. He doesn't have the
    strength to reach me yet.
[08:04] K
    This is my chance!
[08:07] K
    I'm bringing you down, and saying goodbye to
    always having to skitter for my life!
[08:13] K
    The time has come to unleash
    my second secret weapon!
[08:17] K
    Magic Brain #1, you're up!
[08:20] K.Magic
    You bet! I've got you!
[08:22] K
    Magic #2!
[08:23] K
    Hey, Magic #2!
[08:26] K.Magic 2
    What? Is it okay to talk now?
[08:28] K
    What are you talking about?!
[08:30] K
    This magic only works with two
    brains' worth of effort behind it!
[08:34] K.Magic 2
    I'm just saying, you were
    super rude to me before—
[08:36] K
    Get on with it!
[08:39] K. Magic 1
    I'll handle preparations.
[08:41] K.Magic 2
    I-I've got support covered.
[08:44] K
    And the transcription I've been working on
    since this battle started is ready to go!
[08:49] K
    Now, activating Abyss Magic Level 1!
[08:53] K
    The highest caliber of darkness magic,
    from which not even light can escape!
[08:59] K
    Come forth, Hell Gate!
[09:36] K
    Hell Gate is as scary as it sounds.
[09:39] K
    I bet even a Fire Dragon has to be...
[09:45] K
    Seriously? He was able to tank that?!
[09:56] K
    The next attack that lands
    will settle this...
[09:59] K
    For either of us.
[10:02] K
    A tackle... smart call.
[10:05] K
    With next to no MP or SP left,
    it's the best choice you could make.
[10:10] K
    A little primitive, but between
    your size and your stats,
[10:13] K
    it'd spell doom for any opponent...
[10:15] K
    Any opponent except me!
[10:29] K
    You're mine!
[10:41] K
    A battle well fought.
[10:45] Voice
    Experience threshold reached.
[10:47] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 15 to 16.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV15 -> LV16>
    All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Spatial Maneuvering LV9->LV10>
    :Skill <Spatial Maneuvering LV10> has evolved into <Dimensional Maneuvering LV1>.
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:52] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 16 to 17.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV16 -> LV17>
    :All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Rot Attack LV1-LV2>
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:56] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 17 to 18.
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV17 -> LV18>
    :All core stats have increased.
    :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
    :Skill <Evasion LV9->LV10>
    :Skill <Evasion LV10> gave rise to <Probability Correction LV1>
    :Acquired skill points.
[10:59] K
    Hey!
SIGN    <Zoa Ele LV18 -> LV19>
     :All core stats have increased.
     :Proficiency-based skill level up bonus acquired.
     :Skill <Hit LV9->LV10>
     :Skill <Hit LV10> gave rise to <Probability Correction LV1>
     :Skills <Probability Correction LV1> has been incorporated into <Probability Correction LV1>
     :Skill <Utility Thread->LV2>
     :Acquired skill points.
[11:00] Voice
    Zoa Ele Level has risen from 18 to 19.
[11:03] K
    Very, very nice!
SIGN    <Dragon Slayer>
    
     Due to the effects of the <Dragon Slayer> title,
    you have acquired the skills <Ultimate Life LV1> and <Dragon Power LV1>
     <Longevity LV1> has been incorporated into <Ultimate Life LV1>
     <Wyrm Power LV3> has been incorporated into <Dragon Power LV1>
     Dragon Slayer: Acquired skills <Ultimate Life LV1> <Dragon Power LV1>
     Requirements: Defeat a Dragon.
     Effects: Additional damage dealt to Wyrm and Dragon Enemies
     Explanation: Title granted to those who have defeated a dragon.
     <Ultimate Life: 100 HP are added per skill level.
    Additionally, upon leveling up, growth is increased by a multiple of 10x skill level.>
[11:05] Voice
    The conditions have been met. The title
    Dragon Slayer has been unlocked.
[11:07] K
    So close! I was one level
    away from evolving!
[11:14] K
    Oh, crap.
[11:16] K.Body
    What's wrong, Information Brain?
[11:18] K
    I think that Abyss Magic lowered the level
    of the ground, and now the magma is flowing in!
[11:22] K.Body
    What, seriously?!
[11:24] K.Info
    Super seriously! We need to scoop
    the Fire Dragon up and get clear!
[11:28] K.Body
    You wanna drag this huge thing away?!
[11:30] K
    You bet I do!
[11:32] K
    Fight, win, eat!
[11:35] K
    It's all the same program!
[11:40] Gülie
    A dragon has died.
[11:43] Gülie
    Inside of the Great Elroe Labyrinth?
[11:46] Gülie
    It must be her doing...
[11:48] Gülie
    No, not her.
[11:50] Gülie
    She wouldn't take action herself.
[11:53] Gülie
    Then what caused it?
[11:55] Gülie
    Administrator privileges, activate.
[11:58] Gülie
    What is this skill?
[12:02] Gülie
    Looks like I should find out in person.
SIGN    Skill <Heavy Evil Eye> acquired.
[12:05] Voice
    Skill: Heavy Evil Eye acquired.
SIGN    <Heavy Evil Eye>
    Applies Amplified Heavy
    to target in field of vision.
[12:08] K
    Good, good!
[12:10] K
    I'll slow my enemy down
    with Heavy Evil Eye...
[12:13] K
    And use Cursed Evil Eye to weaken them!
[12:16] K
    And then use Paralyzing Evil Eye to
    lock them in place for the finish!
[12:20] K
    My Triple Evil Eye Kill is complete!
[12:24] K
    Is it me, or am I looking
    kind of Demon Lordy?
[12:27] K
    Very, very nice!
[12:30] K
    That said...
[12:32] K
    These Fire Dragon scales are so tough.
[12:35] K
    When am I gonna get to eat this thing?
[12:39] K
    I'm picking up a weird reading with Detection.
[12:41] K
    A distortion in space?
[12:44] K
    The way it feels... even though it's the
    first time, I can tell: This is teleportation.
[12:50] K
    Someone is about to warp right in here.
[12:56] K
    Someone who is really good
    with Spatial Magic.
[13:00] K
    That kind of magic implies a pretty
    significant level of intelligence.
[13:05] K
    Plus, we're talking about a
    particularly hard spell to cast!
[13:10] K
    I'm the only one here, so I can't imagine
    they're coming for anything else.
[13:16] K
    Thought Acceleration makes me
    experience time more slowly,
[13:20] K
    but my body doesn't
    actually move any faster.
[13:23] K
    Meaning... I can't escape.
[13:44] K
    This guy...
SIGN    <Unable to Appraise>
[13:45] K
    I can't beat him.
    He's on different level than me.
[13:49] K
    It's odd, though...
    he doesn't feel threatening.
[13:52] Gülie
    Mia no do nansi a mak?
[13:56] K
    Excuse me?
[13:57] Gülie
    It oan ne azaken. Se ak itonk a D?
[14:00] K
    Uh, can you speak in Japanese?
[14:03] Gülie
    Na denurieik it iamo, konokosomu.
[14:06] K
    No habla isekai!
[14:11] K
    Me! No understand! What you say! At all!
[14:16] K
    Okay?
[14:17] K
    I'm Japanese!
[14:18] K
    Well, a Japanese spider?
[14:23] K
    This is not happening.
[14:25] K
    There's probably no Isekai Language
     for Dummies book, either.
SIGN    Language Barrier
[14:31] K
    A smartphone?!
[14:33] K
    What's it doing here?!
    I mean, in this world, even?!
[14:38] K
    Not to mention it popped in out of nowhere,
     without setting off my Detection!
[14:43] D
    Hello, this is Administrator D.
[14:43] D
    Seuda, rihe D Asyacokirnaka. Sohemisomiha.
[14:47] K
    Huh... Excuse me?!
[14:51] Gülie
    U rikow ieteag nan an, D.
    Wiha kaza son hayira?
[14:56] K
    What is that, some kind of instant
    translation app?! Awesome!
[14:59] K
    The software in this world rules!
[15:01] D
    Little spider, could you hold for a second?
[15:04] K
    Oh, okay.
[15:05] D
    Na su y en ur uk oka, Sedir Ubhi Sasiho.
[15:08] Gülie
    Adi ro tuid e muo?
[15:10] D
    Daye ussi gasit eramo ki rukami na za ti
    ooamonutays uu yo niadnes naso mu kono kahe.
[15:17] Gülie
    Naa koniadekah ewad no kirug am ako as iko.
[15:22] D
    As edo kij on ag udatoni.
[15:33] K
    What was all that?!
[15:34] D
    Sorry about the hold up, little spider.
[15:37] K
    Yes, hello!
[15:38] D
    I talked it over with my friend, and he's
    not going to take direct action involving you.
[15:43] K
    Oh, okay.
[15:45] K
    And who the heck is this, anyway?
[15:48] D
    I'm D.
[15:49] K
    Wait, wait, did you just read my mind?!
[15:51] D
    Yep!
[15:52] K
    That's an invasion of privacy!
[15:54] D
    For what it's worth, I don't
    normally read your mind.
[15:57] K
    Normally? Does that mean
    you're monitoring me?
[16:02] D
    I don't like how "monitoring" sounds.
[16:05] D
    I think "watching" is more accurate.
[16:08] D
    There's never a dull moment with you!
[16:11] K
    Wait, D? As in—
SIGN    <<Senior Administrator D has received your request.>>
     <<Skill <Wisdom> is in development.>>
[16:14] K
    —from before?
[16:16] D
    Yes. That was a little treat for you.
[16:18] K
    What exactly are you after?
[16:21] D
    I'm just amusing myself.
[16:23] D
    It's really not any more complex
    or significant than that.
[16:26] D
    You're talking to the most malevolent
    evil god in the world, after all.
[16:29] K
    An evil god?!
[16:31] D
    Sure am! That's why I enjoy seeing
    people struggle and suffer so much.
[16:37] K
    Then this world was created
    just for your amusement?!
[16:41] D
    Oh, not at all. Relative to
    this world, I'm an outsider.
[16:46] K
    What does that mean?!
[16:47] D
    I'm afraid I can't tell you any more.
[16:50] D
    It'd make things kind of boring, after all.
[16:53] K
    Boring?! That's your whole reason?!
[16:55] D
    Hang in there so I stay entertained, okay?
[16:59] D
    There's a good chance you'll eventually
    get the answers you want!
[17:03] K
    How can you be so selfish—
[17:05] D
    Later, now!
[17:30] Ariel
    Okay, let's get this meeting started.
[17:33] Ariel
    Balto?
SIGN    Right.
SIGN    We'll begin with reports from each army group.
SIGN    1st Corps?
[17:42] Erguner
    The 1st Corps is stationed directly
    across from the Renxandt Empire,
[17:45] Erguner
    and are prepared to march on Fort Kusorion.
[17:49] Erguner
    You need only give the word,
     and we can advance.
[17:52] Erguner
    That is all.
[17:55] Sanatoria
    The 2nd Corps is also in position.
[17:58] Sanatoria
    I'd like to request a slight delay,
[18:01] Sanatoria
    to give one of our covert operations
    a chance to bear fruit.
SIGN    How long?
[18:07] Sanatoria
    Best case scenario? Within two to three days.
SIGN    Go ahead, as long as it doesn't disrupt the advance.
[18:13] Sanatoria
    Thank you, sir.
SIGN    Next, 3rd Corps, report.
[18:18] Kogou
    Are we really going to war?
[18:20] Kogou
    Ain't there no way to avoid it?
SIGN    If there was, we'd have pursued it.
[18:25] Kogou
    A-Are you sure?
[18:27] Ariel
    Well, there is one way I can think of.
[18:30] Kogou
    R-Really? What is it?!
[18:33] Ariel
    It's pretty simple.
[18:34] Ariel
    The entire 3rd Corps would need to be
    sacrificed for the sake of the world.
[18:40] Ariel
    That'd let us avoid a war.
[18:43] Kogou
    S-Sorry. Anything but that.
SIGN    Don't try and second-guess your orders next time.
SIGN    Report.
[18:52] Kogou
    Everything's good.
SIGN    All right, 7th Corps, report.
[19:00] Bloe
    Bro, I just don't buy this.
[19:04] Bloe
    You're the one who kept demonkind
    functional this long,
[19:07] Bloe
    so why's this chick from
    who-knows-where the Demon Lord?
[19:10] Bloe
    What sense does that make?!
SIGN    Bloe...
[19:12] Bloe
    What's gotten into you, man?
[19:13] Bloe
    Why are you her underling?
[19:16] Bloe
    I sure as hell don't see what
    she's done to earn your loyalty!
[19:19] Darad
    You wretch...
SIGN    Darad.
[19:21] Darad
    There's a limit to the disrespect
    you can show the Demon Lord.
[19:25] Darad
    It doesn't matter who they are, we demons
    obey the Demon Lord. It's natural providence.
[19:29] Darad
    Have you forgotten that?
[19:31] Bloe
    What the hell do I care?
[19:32] Darad
    The Demon Lord has grave concerns
    far beyond what we can comprehend!
[19:37] Bloe
    You think I'm gonna jump at every command from
     someone, just because they're the Demon Lord?!
[19:41] Darad
    What?
[19:42] Blow
    A dumbass who can't even think for
    himself has got no right to lecture me!
[19:46] Darad
    Filth... on top of everything else,
    you'd insult my intelligence?!
[19:50] Darad
    You'll pay for that!
[19:51] Bloe
    Bring it on!
[19:52] Darad
    You wretched—
[19:56] Bloe
    M-My body...
[19:58] Darad
    Can't move...
[20:01] Ariel
    Sorry, guys.
[20:04] Ariel
    But could you stop fighting
    over stupid crap like this?
SIGN    The Demon Lord title doesn't justify her authority.
SIGN    It's the Demon Lord's power that gives the title its gravity.
[20:25] Ariel
    If you two wanna keep wasting our time...
[20:29] Ariel
    I can break out the Abyss Magic.
[20:32] Darad
    I'm terribly sorry.
SIGN    Let's hear the report from the 8th Corps.
[20:44] Wrath
    Smooth sailing on my end.
[20:47] Gülie
    The 9th Corps is in position to advance,
    as well. There should be no problems.
[20:54] White
    No problems with the 10th Corps.
[20:59] Ariel
    Sounds like everything is coming along!
[21:03] Ariel
    Well, I'd say we have a war to start!
[21:28] Ariel
    It's been a long time
    since we first met, huh?
[21:33] Gülie
    Yeah.
[21:34] Gülie
    At the time, I would've never imagined
    we'd end up in this kind of arrangement.
[21:39] Ariel
    Tell me about it.
[21:41] Ariel
    But we can't just sit back and
    be wiped out without a fight.
[21:47] Ariel
    The Hero's going to have to die...
[21:52] Ariel
    As bad as I might feel for Yamada-kun.
[21:55] Hyrince
    Julius! Something's going
    on with the demons.
[21:58] Julius
    Can we tell what they're after?
[22:01] Hyrince
    It'd make so much more sense
    to focus their forces.
[22:04] Hyrince
    But they're spread out all over the place.
[22:07] Hyrince
    It's safe to assume that
    something is about to happen.
[22:09] Hyrince
    Stay on your toes!
[22:10] Julius
    Right!
[22:14] Oriza
    Now, regarding the relationship
    between earth and fire dragons,
[22:17] Oriza
    there's still a lot that
    we don't understand.
[22:20] Oriza
    That said, new discoveries are—
SIGN    The conditions have been met.
     The title <Hero>
    has been acquired.
SIGN    Due to the effects of the <Hero> title,
     you have acquired the skills <Hero LV1>
     and <Holy Light Magic LV1>.
[22:30] Oriza
    Schlain-san?
[22:32] Oriza
    Is something wrong?
[22:32] Voice
    The conditions have been met.
    The title Hero has been acquired.
[22:33] Oriza
    Do you have a question?
[22:36] Sue
    Nii-sama?
[22:37] Voice
    Due to the effects of the Hero title,
[22:39] Katia
    Shun? What's the matter?
[22:40] Voice
    you have acquired the skills
    Hero Level 1 and Holy Light Magic Level 1.
[22:41] Katia
    You look so pale.
[22:45] Shun
    This doesn't make any sense.
[22:47] Shun
    There's only one person in the
    world with the Hero title.
[22:53] Shun
    I know that one Hero.
[22:56] Shun
    And that title... can't be relinquished
    once you have it.
[23:01] Shun
    Not while you're alive.
[23:03] Shun
    This can't be... it can't,
    it can't, it can't!
[23:06] Katia
    Shun?!
[23:07] Oriza
    Are you all right?
[23:09] Shun
    It's a lie, it's a lie!
[23:11] Shun
    It can't be, it can't be, this just can't
    be happening, it just can't, it can't!
[23:18] Shun
    Nii-sama!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Who Is This, Geezer?
SIGN    See you next time!