E16 - Am I Getting Ahead Of Myself?

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SIGN    <Evolution complete.>
[00:00] Voice/Sign
    Evolution complete.
SIGN    <Your race is now: Zana Horowa.>
[00:03] Voice/Sign
    Your race is now: Zana Horowa.
[00:06] Voice/Sign
    All core stats have increased.
SIGN    <All core stats have increased.
     Proficiency-based skill level-up bonus acquired.>
[00:09] Voice/Sign
    Proficiency-based skill
    level up bonus acquired.
SIGN    Offense: 2833 Defense:2904 Magic Power:12599
    Skills
    "HP Rapid Recovery LV9" "Height of Occultism" "Magic Divinity LV3" "Magic Power Conferment LV8"
    "Destruction Enhancement LV7" "Cutting Enhancement LV9" "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV2" "Battle Divinity LV1"
    "Heresy Attack LV6" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV8" "Thread Genius LV1" "Utility Thread LV7"
    "Expel LV4" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV9" "Concentration LV10" "Thought Super-Acceleration LV1" "Future Sight LV1"
    "Evasion LV10" "Probability Correction LV9" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Silence LV9"
    "Heresy Magic LV10" "Wind Magic LV7" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV3"
    "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV10" "Dimensional Magic LV5" "Abyss Magic LV10"
    "Destruction Resistance LV6" "Impact Resistance LV7" "Cutting Resistance LV7" "Piercing Resistance LV2"
    "Faint Resistance LV6" "Fear Super-Resistance LV1" "Heresy Nullification" "Pain Nullification" "Suffering Super-Mitigation"
    "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV2" "Instant Body"
[00:15] K
    I'm usually dead tired after evolving!
[00:18] K
    I wonder if it's thanks to this
    Exhaustion Nullification skill?
[00:21] K
    That's really handy.
[00:24] Voice/(Backwards)Sign
    By evolving, you have obtained
    the skill "Immortality."
SIGN    <By evolving, you have obtained
     the skill <Immortality>.>
SIGN    "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV2" "Battle Divinity LV1" "Energy Conferment LV6" "Dragon Power LV8"
    "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV8" "Thread Genius LV1" "Utility Thread LV7" "Telekinesis LV3"
    "Probability Correction LV9" "Stealth LV10" "Camouflage LV3" "Silence LV9" "Tyrant LV2" "Conviction" "Hades"
    "Wind Magic LV7" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV3" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Dark Magic LV10"
    "Spatial Magic LV10" "Dimensional Magic LV5" "Abyss Magic LV10" "Perseverance" "Pride" "Anger LV4"
     "Impact Resistance LV7" "Cutting Resistance LV7" "Piercing Resistance LV2" "Flame Resistance LV3" "Wind Resistance LV4"
    "Acid Resistance LV7" "Rot Resistance LV8" "Faint Resistance LV6" "Fear Super-Resistance LV1" "Heresy Nullification"
    "Clairvoyance LV8" "Jinx Evil Eye LV7" "Inert Evil Eye LV6" "Repellent Evil Eye LV3" "Annihilating Evil Eye LV5"
     "Divinity Expansion LV7" "Celestial Power" "Ultimate Life LV3" "Endurance LV8" "Fortitude LV3" "Stronghold LV3"
[00:28] Voice
    You have obtained skill points.
[00:30] K
    Hold up!
[00:31] K
    Didn't you just say something
    really amazing?!
[00:34] K
    What was that again?
[00:35] Voice/Backwards sign
    You have obtained skill points.
SIGN    <You have obtained skill points.>
[00:38] K
    Before that!
SIGN    <By evolving, you have obtained
     the skill <Immortality>.>
[00:39] Voice/Sign
    By evolving, you have obtained
    the skill "Immortality."
SIGN    <Immortality>
[00:43] K
    Immortality...
SIGN    <Inside of the system, you can no longer die.>
[00:46] K
    Immortality?!
[00:48] K
    Is that allowed?!
[00:50] K
    That's like the ultimate cheat skill
    that people all over the world
[00:54] K
    through history have been chasing!
[00:58] K
    Game over, I win!
[00:59] K
    You can do that to me, or this...
[01:01] K
    And even a bit of that stuff!
[01:05] K
    Da-da-da-da!
[01:06] K
    But I'm not dying! Not me!
[01:08] K
    Never dead!
[01:11] K
    I can even beat Mother now!
SIGN    Champion
[01:14] K
    Wait.
SIGN    "Merciless"
SIGN    "Monster Slaughterer"
SIGN    "Monster Calamity"
SIGN    "Champion"
[01:15] K
    Whoa, whoa, what's this thing?
SIGN    Champion
[01:18] K
    I was freaking out so much over
    Immortality that I missed this title!
[01:21] K
    It says "Champion"! That's the opposite
    of how I usually feel!
SIGN    Champion:
    Obtained Skills
     Be recognized as a champion.
     Upon visual contact, inflict the "Fear" Heresy effect on others.
     A title bestowed on those worthy of being called champions.
[01:23] K
    Which is more like a chump peon!
[01:24] K
    And on top of that, there's Fear!
[01:26] K
    Looks like this li'l spider
    is so sexy—er, scary,
[01:30] K
    that anyone who sees her
    will be knocked out!
[01:32] K
    I've finally been recognized
    as the champion I am!
[01:36] K
    By who, though?
[01:37] D
    By an administrator, of course.
[01:41] K
    That voice...
[01:44] D
    Hi there! It's D again.
SIGN    Am I Getting, Ahead Of Myself?
[03:19] D
    Hello? You can hear me, right?
[03:22] D
    It's, me, D.
[03:25] K
    I hear nothing! I hear not
    a single thing, not me!
[03:28] D
    Oh, would you look at that?
[03:30] D
    I just so happen to have a
    spider-destruct button handy.
[03:33] K
    Y'ello? Sorry about that!
    Forgive me! Don't press the thing!
[03:37] K
    Why do you even have a button like that?!
[03:38] D
    It was just a joke.
[03:40] D
    Besides, I wouldn't actually need a button
    to turn you into squishy fireworks.
[03:48] D
    Don't worry, though.
[03:49] D
    I couldn't bear to see such an entertaining
    personality taken out before her time.
[03:54] K
    Really?! Wow, thanks!
[03:59] K
    Well, good talk!
[04:01] D
    Spider-destruct...
[04:02] K
    Sorry!
[04:03] D
    I'm just teasing, of course.
[04:06] K
    What do you even want?
[04:07] D
    I thought I should congratulate
    you on your newfound immortality.
[04:13] D
    Zana Horowas are distinguished
    by their immortality.
[04:17] D
    Although I'm surprised that one
    actually managed to evolve.
[04:22] D
    Congratulations! You're a
    one-of-a-kind monster now!
[04:28] D
    Have a round of applause!
[04:30] K
    What exactly are you after?
[04:33] D
    As I mentioned, I want entertainment.
[04:36] D
    But I'm in a good mood today,
[04:38] D
    so I thought I could do you a favor,
    and enlighten you about a few things.
[04:42] K
    Really?!
[04:44] K
    Then why did I reincarnate in
    this world in the first place?
[04:48] D
    Allow me to explain!
[04:50] D
    You died in Japan, on Earth.
[04:52] K
    So I really did die.
[04:55] K
    How'd that happen?
[04:57] D
    It has to do with something the previous
    Hero and Demon Lord got up to.
[05:02] D
    The two of them were prodigious
    masters of Dimensional Magic,
[05:06] D
    and created magic that let them
    escape the boundary of this world.
[05:11] K
    What the hell's that? Sounds sweet.
[05:13] D
    Very.
[05:15] D
    The problem is, the system's support
    doesn't extend to outside of the system.
[05:20] D
    And without that support, they were unable
    to control the complex transcription
[05:24] D
    that allowed them to go beyond this world.
[05:26] D
    Because of that, the spell
    went out of control,
[05:29] D
    and in the location outside of the
    world that they managed to contact...
[05:32] D
    Well, as a result, the point outside their
    world they were able to reach—Japan,
[05:34] D
    on Earth—there was an explosion.
[05:39] K
    And that must have been...
[05:41] D
    Exactly! The classroom in
    the school you were in.
[05:44] K
    These guys sound like a
    real pain in the butt!
[05:46] D
    Oh, very.
[05:48] D
    The Hero and the Demon Lord go crazy,
[05:51] D
    and I end up having to inspect the
    system that had been working fine,
[05:54] D
    with no help, since I got
    it up and running...
[05:56] K
    Wait, you just let it run by itself?!
[05:57] K
    That's a classic lazy developer move!
[05:59] D
    The regular administrators are the ones who are
    supposed to actually take care of the world.
[06:03] D
    I'm just an outsider who
    proposed the system.
[06:07] K
    You seem to be pretty... administery,
    in spite of all that.
[06:10] D
    Well, come on, a bunch of totally
    innocent high schoolers
[06:14] D
    were killed because of the system I created.
[06:18] K
    High schoolers? More than one?
[06:21] D
    Right.
[06:22] D
    There were 25 people lost in the
    explosion that hit the classroom.
[06:26] D
    I collected their souls,
    left their memories intact,
[06:30] D
    and provided them with skills so that
    they could survive in that world.
[06:34] D
    Beyond that, I provided a special skill
    to each of them, based on compatibility,
[06:38] D
    along with making sure
    that everyone would end up
[06:41] D
    as a race that best suited
    their soul's frequency.
SIGN    "Skanda"
[06:44] K
    Y-You know I'm a spider, right?
[06:46] D
    Well, it must really suit you, then!
[06:50] D
    Almost everyone else reincarnated
    as a human, you know.
[06:52] K
    No! Why me?!
[06:54] K
    I wanna be a human, too!
[06:57] D
    Still, considering the early start you've got,
    you're going to be in the swing of things
[07:02] D
    much faster than everyone else.
[07:04] K
    Swinging?
[07:09] D
    The others are all still infants.
[07:11] K
    Oh, that kind of early start.
[07:14] D
    Even your birth was faster than
    it would've been for a human.
[07:19] K
    So I've been growing like crazy while
    everyone else is still sucking their thumbs?
[07:25] K
    Wait, you said there were 25
    people who reincarnated, right?
[07:29] D
    Yes, that's right.
[07:30] K
    Wouldn't it be 26, including the teacher?
[07:33] D
    Oh, that's because
    I didn't reincarnate, myself.
[07:37] K
    Wait, you were in the class?!
    Who were you?! What's your name?
[07:41] D
    That's a secret!
[07:44] D
    Putting my name aside,
[07:46] D
    my presence is what made the Hero and the
    Demon Lord's magic affect the classroom.
[07:52] K
    So you're partly responsible.
[07:56] D
    It's likely that they
    were trying to kill me.
[08:00] K
    Why?
[08:01] D
    There seems to be a faction that considers
    the administrators their enemy.
[08:05] D
    My theory is that the previous Demon Lord
    and Hero were instigated by that group.
[08:10] K
    Well, that was a dumb move.
[08:12] D
    That said, now that you've reincarnated,
    you're all free to do whatever you want.
[08:17] D
    And it's my hope that it
    continues to be amusing!
[08:21] K
    Quit watching, seriously.
[08:22] D
    I'll be praying for your
    victory against her.
[08:26] D
    I'd just love it if you managed to survive
    to entertain me for another day!
[08:33] K
    This just leaves me with more questions.
[08:42] Hyrince
    This village was founded by people
    offering shelter and goods
[08:46] Hyrince
    to people who intend to take
    on the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
[08:50] Fei
    Hey, how long do I have to stay hidden?
[08:54] Shun
    Just hold on for a bit.
    You'd draw too much attention.
[08:58] Fei
    Actually, about that, I think—
[09:00] Hyrince
    Here we are.
[09:05] Shun
    Sorry. We'll finish talking later.
[09:14] Hyrince
    It's good to see you again, Goyef-dono.
[09:18] Goyef
    Hyrince-sama...
[09:21] Hyrince
    This is Goyef-dono, a labyrinth guide.
[09:24] Hyrince
    He helped Julius out a few times.
[09:27] Shun
    He knew Nii-sama.
[09:28] Hyrince
    This is Julius' younger brother, Schlain.
[09:31] Hyrince
    He's the real Hero,
    following in Julius' footsteps.
[09:34] Shun
    My name is Schlain.
[09:39] Goyef
    You should all come inside for now.
[09:44] Goyef
    Crossing through the Great Elroe Labyrinth
    to get to the Kasanagaran continent?
[09:49] Hyrince
    Right.
[09:50] Hyrince
    The entrance to the labyrinth is
    already guarded by imperial soldiers.
[09:55] Hyrince
    As you know, we're currently
    fugitives from the empire.
[10:00] Katia
    But for a crime that we didn't commit.
[10:03] Katia
    We were not involved in a plot
    to overthrow the kingdom.
[10:07] Hyrince
    Would you be willing to help
    us enter the Great Labyrinth?
[10:11] Shun
    Please!
[10:15] Goyef
    I'm sorry, but I can't help you.
[10:18] Hyrince
    Goyef-dono...
[10:20] Goyef
    I understand that you're all innocent.
[10:24] Katia
    Then why—
[10:25] Goyef
    If I help you and attract
    the empire's attention,
[10:29] Goyef
    I'll endanger my family.
[10:33] Goyef
    I'm sorry.
[10:38] Basgath
    If this coward doesn't wanna help you,
[10:44] Basgath
    then I'll do it myself.
[10:46] Goyef
    Dad...
[10:48] Basgath
    The name's Basgath, and the
    spineless one here is my son.
[10:52] Basgath
    If the emperor gives you any trouble,
[10:55] Basgath
    just tell them a senile old man ran
    off before you could stop him.
[10:57] Goyef
    But—
[10:59] Basgath
    You want a taste of Basgath's
    Bastardgath Punch, boy?!
[11:04] Basgath
    If you don't mind a washed-up old man
    like me showing you the way, I'm yours.
[11:07] Basgath
    How about it?
[11:13] Shun
    Thank you for helping us.
[11:17] Shun
    Fei, once we're ready, we'll head your way.
[11:20] Fei
    Before that, could you put Sensei on?
[11:23] Shun
    Sensei? Why?
[11:25] Fei
    Just do it!
[11:29] Shun
    Sensei! Fei wants to talk to you.
[11:32] Fil
    With me? I wonder what it could be.
[11:35] Shun
    No idea.
[11:40] Basgath
    Anyone else here been in
    the labyrinth before?
[11:43] Hyrince
    There's me, and...
[11:45] Anna
    I've been once before.
[11:47] Basgath
    Good to have the help, lass.
[11:50] Fil
    I'm off to see Fei-chan!
[11:54] Fil
    Katia-san, could you come along?
[11:57] Katia
    Me?
[11:59] Shun
    I'll go, too.
[12:00] Fil
    That's a big no, Shun-kun!
[12:03] Shun
    What is going on?
[12:08] Katia
    Here we are. This is it.
[12:10] Fei
    Ugh, walking is wearing me out...
[12:14] Fil
    Shun-kun's in for a surprise!
[12:20] Fil
    We're back.
[12:21] Shun
    That took a while.
[12:23] Fil
    Shun-kun, do you have a second?
[12:29] Fil
    What is it now?
[12:31] Fil
    Did something happen with Fei?
[12:33] Fil
    You could say that!
[12:45] Fei
    Ta-dah! It's the grand premier
    of Fei-chan's humanoid form!
[12:52] Shun
    Uh... Shinohara-san?
[12:55] Katia
    The resemblance is definitely there.
[12:56] Fei
    Quite a surprise, right?
[12:59] Fei
    All thanks to this new skill I've got!
[13:02] Fei
    "Humanification"!
[13:04] Katia
    We were buying clothes
    for her in the village,
[13:06] Katia
    and it took a while because we
    weren't sure about the sizes.
[13:10] Shun
    Oh, that's why you didn't want me to come.
[13:14] Shun
    So that means when she evolved...
[13:16] Shun
    Or rather, when you were
    clothes shopping, she was naked?
[13:20] Katia
    What exactly are you imagining?!
[13:21] Shun
    I didn't mean anything weird by it.
[13:26] Shun
    Besides, how is it a problem
    for me and not you?
[13:29] Katia
    Because it's not a problem for me.
[13:31] Shun
    But you used to—
[13:33] Katia
    It's fine.
[13:34] Shun
    Then it's fine. Okay.
[13:39] Shun
    Well, you look good.
[13:40] Fei
    I do, don't I?!
[13:41] Fei
    I'm downright radiant!
[13:44] Fei
    It's like, "Hey there, pretty lady!"
[13:46] Fei
    I guess I'm just destined to
    be hot, even after reincarnating!
[13:47] Fil
    Fei-chan started acting like Shinohara-san
    again the second she turned human.
[13:48] Fei
    That's fate for you!
[13:52] Fei
    Are you all dazzled? Because it's
     totally okay if you are.
[13:53] Katia
    Why do you suppose she looks so much
    like she did before reincarnating?
[13:56] Fei
    I'll allow it!
[13:57] Fil
    A good question!
[14:01] Katia
    Shun?
[14:02] Shun
    It's just... seeing Fei like this
    reminds me of how she used to be.
[14:09] Shun
    It really drives home how we
    all died... and were born again.
[14:20] Shun
    I wonder how the others are.
SIGN    Naofumi Kogure
SIGN    Issei Sakurazaki
SIGN    Kouta Hayashi
[14:24] Fil{also signs in same order
    Naofumi Kogure...
SIGN    Hiiro Wakaba
[14:26] Fil{also signs in same order
    Issei Sakurazaki...
[14:28] Fil{also signs in same order
    Kouta Hayashi...
[14:30] Fil{also signs in same order
    And Hiiro Wakaba...
SIGN    2. Kanata Ooshima
    3. Kenichi Ogiwara
    4. Shinobu Kusama
    5. Naofumi Kogure
    6. Issei Sakurazaki
    7.Kyouya Sasajima
    8.Kunihiko Tagawa
    9. Dai Tsushima
    10. Kengo Natsume
    11. Kouta Hayashi
SIGN    Kanami Okazaki-sensei
    
    Girls
    
    14. Aiko Iijima
    15. Asaka Kushitani
    16. Sachi Kudo
    17. Mirei Shinohara
    18. Shuuko Segawa
    19. Saki Temarikawa
    20. Himiko Tonooka
    21.Chie Nanase
[14:34] Fil{also signs in same order
    We'll never see them again,
    even in this world.
[14:40] Katia
    You know what became of the
    entire class, don't you, Sensei?
[14:44] Fil
    I do.
[14:46] Shun
    How are the others?
[14:48] Shun
    And who's that Sophia woman?
[14:51] Fil
    There are some things you're
    better off not knowing.
[14:55] Fei
    Well, considering the
    Hero is a reincarnation,
[14:58] Fei
    maybe the Demon Lord is
    someone from our class, too!
[15:01] Fil
    Who could say?
[15:13] Gasbath
    All right, you've all got your
    swimming clothes, yeah?
[15:17] Fei
    You bet! We made sure they were cute.
[15:20] Shun
    Uh, why are we doing this, exactly?
[15:22] Fei
    Do I get to strut my stuff at the beach now?
[15:22] Shun
    Aren't we headed for the
    Great Elroe Labyrinth?
[15:25] Fei
    Then again, this suit is
    a little plain for...
[15:25] Hyrince
    We're going through the sea, then?
[15:26] Fei
    Wait, through it?
[15:28] Fei
    U-Uh, maybe I could just
    carry you all there.
[15:33] Basgath
    The seas here are water dragon territory.
[15:36] Basgath
    They'll sink any boat, and shoot
    down anything that flies.
[15:41] Basgath
    But... there's an entrance
    to the Great Elroe Labyrinth
[15:44] Basgath
    not far from the bottom of this cliff.
[15:47] Katia
    So we aren't crossing the sea,
    but swimming to an underground entrance?
[15:51] Basgath
    No other way to dodge the imperials.
[15:54] Fil
    I think I might prefer the imperial
    soldiers to water dragons.
[15:58] Basgath
    We know that there are gonna be troops
    stationed at the entrance to the labyrinth.
[16:02] Basgath
    But there's no guarantee we run into
    water dragons if we go this way.
[16:06] Basgath
    Which means it's a gamble.
[16:09] Basgath
    Everybody here can swim, right?!
[16:14] Fei
    Well... I... might not be able to swim.
[16:22] Shun
    We can't leave Fei behind.
[16:24] Shun
    I'll help her along.
[16:26] Katia
    Fei, swim like your life depends on it.
[16:28] Fei
    You've got a scary look in your eyes.
[16:30] Hyrince
    Okay, we'll let Shun take care of Fei.
[16:34] Basgath
    All right, look lively, people! Come on!
[16:38] Hyrince
    I don't think how lively we are will make
    a difference against water dragons.
[16:43] Fil
    We're going on ahead.
[16:50] Shun
    Okay, let's go, Fei.
[16:52] Fei
    R-Right.
[16:54] Shun
    One... two...
[16:57] Shun
    Three!
[17:23] Shun
    Damn it!
[17:54] Hyrince
    Shun!
[18:01] Fei/Katia
    Shun!
[18:01] Fil
    Shun-kun!
[18:35] Shun
    Ow, ow, ow...
[18:40] Katia
    Could you please get off of her?
[18:44] Shun
    S-S-Sorry!
[18:47] Fei
    Well, let's just call it even,
    since we both survived.
[18:52] Shun
    I-Is everybody else okay?!
[18:54] Katia
    That should be obvious enough.
[18:58] Basgath
    Welcome to the closest thing there is to
    hell for the living—the Great Elroe Labyrinth!
[19:14] K
    The beach!
[19:16] K
    It's like one of those
    ocean resorts in Miami!
SIGN    Beach House
[19:19] K
    And here I am with this va-va-voom
    body that demands all the attention!
[19:24] K
    And it floats.
[19:27] K
    Ah, in my old life, I could've swum in a
    way that would've had mermaids jealous!
[19:33] K
    Actually, no, that was a lie.
    I was a total slug in my past life.
SIGN    <Slug: Euphemistic expression for an nonathletic
     person who lives a sedentary lifestyle.>
[19:37] K
    Shut up! It wasn't a skill!
[19:41] K
    Gotta say, though...
[19:44] K
    She's one of my classmates? I wonder who?
[19:49] (Flashback) D
    I'll be praying for your
    victory against her.
[19:52] (Flashback) D
    I'd just love it you managed to survive
    to entertain me for another day!
[19:58] K
    Well, as far as Mother goes,
[20:00] K
    the best move would probably
    be to buy some more time,
[20:04] K
    so my Parallel Minds can
    wear her psyche down more.
[20:07] K
    And in the meantime, I can start
    thinning out her minions.
[20:16] K
    Fishing's nice. Gives you the chance
    to think all kinds of stuff over.
[20:21] K
    Whoa! Did I get one? I think it's a big one!
[20:23] K
    I wonder what it is?
    A swordfish or something?!
[20:28] K
    Maybe a tuna?!
[20:30] K
    Come on!
[20:35] K
    That's a little bigger than
    I wanted! A water dragon?!
[20:40] K
    Looking back, I've fought
    all kinds of dragons.
[20:44] K
    Rend... Araba... You guys were worthy opponents.
[20:49] K
    Compared to that...
[20:51] K
    You really think you're
    cutting it as a dragon?!
[21:00] K
    I don't think so!
[21:02] K
    Don't think you can screw with a spider
    who's killed fire and earth dragons!
[21:09] K
    I remember now that I have something
    to do that takes priority over fishing.
SIGN    <Teleport>
[21:16] K
    First is the puppet spider!
[21:19] K
    And now the battle continues!
[21:25] K
    Wait!
[21:25] K
    Slow down!
[21:27] K
    I said freaking hold it!
[21:32] K
    This isn't getting me anywhere!
[21:34] K
    Which means it's time to use my head!
[21:38] K
    Come on, my Miami ocean resort!
[21:41] K
    You're wondering if I'll drown, too?
     I wouldn't worry!
[21:49] K
    Because I can float!
[21:51] K
    Not to mention I'm immortal!
SIGN    <Immortality>
[21:57] K
    Got 'em!
[21:59] K
    If I can keep undercutting
    her forces like this...
[22:01] K
    I can win! Because, after
    all, I'm a Champion!
[22:06] K
    Cham-peen!
[22:09] K
    Man, fishing is the perfect way to settle
    down after getting worked up in a fight.
[22:16] Magic 1
    I'm finally through!
[22:17] K
    Holy crap, you scared me!
[22:18] K
    Hey, the artist formerly known as
    Magic Brain 1! Good to see you again—
[22:22] Magic 1
    You need to run now!
[22:23] K
    What brought that on?
[22:25] Magic Brain 1
    There's a serious monster headed your way!
[22:27] K
    Who? Mother?
[22:28] Magic Brain 1
    No! We were wrong all along!
[22:31] Magic Brain 1
    We thought Mother was the top of
    the food chain, but we were wrong!
[22:34] Magic Brain 1
    There's an even bigger threat than her!
[22:35] K
    Wait, what? I don't follow at all.
[22:47] K
    That... wasn't teleportation, was it?
[22:50] K
    Did someone just run here?
[22:54] K
    Appraise!
SIGN    <Appraisal was blocked.>
[22:56] K
    Seriously?
[22:58] K
    Wisdom, activate!
SIGN    <Origin Taratect LV139
     Name Ariel>
SIGN    Offense:90021 Defense:89997 Magic Power:87504
     Resistance:87489 Speed:89518
     Skills
     "HP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "MP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "MP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Precise Magic Power Operation LV10"
     "Magic Power Conferment LV10" "Magic Conferment LV10" "Magic Power Super-Attack LV10" "SP Ultra-Fast Recovery LV10" "SP Minimized Consumption LV10" "Stronghold LV10"
     "Destruction Super-Enhancement LV10" "Impact Super-Enhancement LV10" "Cutting Super-Enhancement LV8" "Stealth LV10" "Piercing Super-Enhancement LV9" "Shock Super-Enhancement LV10"
     "Status Condition Super-Enhancement LV10" "Battle Divinity LV10" "Summoning LV10" "Energy Conferment LV10" "Ability Conferment LV10" "Energy Super-Attack LV10"
     "Divine Dragon Power LV10" "Divine Dragon Barrier LV10" "Deadly Poison Attack LV10" "Paralysis Super-Attack LV10" "Poison Synthesis LV10" "Medicine Synthesis LV10"
     "Thread Genius LV10" "Divine Thread Weaving" "Thread Control LV10" "Telekinesis LV10" "Throw LV10" "Expel LV10" "Dimensional Maneuvering LV10"
     "Cooperation LV10" "Tactician LV10" "Fartalk LV10" "Kin Control LV10" "Egg-Laying LV10" "Silence LV10" "Concentration LV10" "Evasion LV10"
     "Thought Super-Acceleration LV6" "Future Sight LV6" "Parallel Minds LV4" "High-Speed Processing LV10" "Hit LV10" "Emperor" "Appraisal LV10"
     "Probability Super-Correction LV10" "Concealment LV10" "Fire Magic LV8" "Odorless LV10" "Sublimation" "Heresy Magic LV10" "Water Magic LV10"
     "Flood Magic LV5" "Wind Magic LV10" "Gale Magic LV10" "Tempest Magic LV10" "Earth Magic LV10" "Terrain Magic LV10"
     "Seismic Magic LV10" "Lightning Magic LV10" "Bolt Magic LV8" "Light Magic LV10" "Holy Light Magic LV2" "Shadow Magic LV10" "Sanctum LV10"
     "Dark Magic LV10" "Black Magic LV10" "Poison Magic LV10" "Healing Magic LV10" "Spatial Magic LV2" "Heavy Magic LV10" "Skanda LV10"
     "Abyss Magic LV10" "Great Demon Lord LV10" "Dignity LV5" "Rage LV9" "Gluttony" "Usurp LV8" "Rest LV9" "Depraved LV4"
     "Physical Nullification" "Flame Resistance LV5" "Flood Nullification" "Gale Nullification" "Terrain Nullification" "Bolt Nullification" "Holy Light Resistance LV8" "Black Magic Nullification"
     "Heavy Nullification" "Status Condition Nullification" "Acid Nullification" "Rot Super-Resistance LV7" "Faint Nullification" "Fear Nullification" "Heresy Super-Resistance LV6"
     "Pain Nullification" "Suffering Nullification" "Night Vision LV10" "Clairvoyance LV10" "Five Senses Super-Enhancement LV10" "Perception Expansion LV10" "Taboo LV10"
     Detection LV10" "Divinity Expansion LV3" "Ultimate Life LV10" "Ultimate Magic LV10" "Ultimate Movement LV10" "Fortune LV10" "Fortitude LV10" "Deva LV10"
     Skill Points:0
     Titles
     "Human Slayer" "Human Slaughterer" "Human Calamity" "Demon Slayer" "Demon Slaughterer" "Demon Calamity" "Fairy Slayer" "Fairy Slaughterer"
     "Fairy Calamity" "Monster Slayer" "Monster Slaughterer" "Monster Calamity" "Wyrm Slayer" "Wyrm Slaughterer" "Wyrm Calamity" "Dragon Slayer" "Dragon Slaughterer"
     "Merciless" "Foul Feeder" "Kin Eater" "Assassin" "Poison Technique User" "Thread User" "Puppet User" "Commander" "Champion" "Lord"
     "Ancient Divine Beast" "Ruler of Gluttony" "Demon Lord"
[23:01] K
    These titles...
SIGN    "Ancient Divine Beast"
[23:03] K
    Ancient Divine Beast?
SIGN    "Demon Lord"
[23:06] K
    Demon Lord?!
[23:08] K
    What the hell is this?!
    I wish I had never looked!
[23:11] K
    Oh, this is seriously bad!
    Seriously, seriously bad!
[23:15] K
    Um, listen...
[23:17] K
    I mean you no harm! You get that, right?!
[23:24] K
    This looks bad! Better ru—
[23:29] K
    I didn't make it in time!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    What Am I, Doing?
SIGN    See you next time!