E3 - Earth Wyrm (Dragon), Bad News?

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[00:02] K
    Wait, when did I fall asleep?!
[00:07] K
    Aw, come on Miss Voice
    From the Heavens (Working Title)!
[00:09] K
    If I'm going to pass out from evolving,
    you could at least warn me!
[00:14] K
    Am I actually done evolving?
    I don't think I look that different.
[00:21] K
    Better appraise!
SIGN    Small Taratect
    No Name
    Status: Weak
[00:24] K
    Hey! Since my species name
    has changed, I think it worked!
[00:28] K
    But... Level 1?
[00:31] K
    Huh, does evolving mean
    starting over from Level 1?
[00:35] K
    And my stamina gauge is practically empty!
[00:38] K
    That explains why I've felt
    so hungry and woozy.
[00:49] K
    As hungry as I am,
    this thing still tastes nasty!
[00:53] K
    But I need to get my stamina back.
[00:56] K
    So I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna eat!
[00:59] K
    So that I can survive!
[01:06] K
    I was a light eater in my past life,
[01:10] K
    but I guess in this world,
    I've got a serious appetite.
[01:13] K
    I bet I could win any eating contest!
[01:17] K
    I haven't even had my fill!
[01:22] K
    Damn, man... I ate all that and it only
    filled up about 80% of my stomach?
[01:26] K
    Evolution is crazy.
[01:28] K
    Well, now that I've finished my meal,
    there's no reason to stick around here.
[01:33] K
    Let's continue our journey
    in pursuit of some new prey!
[01:36] K
    I've slept well, and I've eaten well!
[01:42] K
    I give thanks for my brief moment of peace.
[01:45] K
    But onward I go! Farewell!
SIGN    Earth Wyrm (Dragon), Bad News?
[01:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[02:03] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[02:08] [SONG] ---
    Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
[02:12] [SONG] ---
    Is being surrounded by enemies,
    thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
[02:17] [SONG] ---
    dive for alive, climb for life
[02:19] [SONG] ---
    No extra lives, in total chaos
[02:22] [SONG] ---
    I guess that makes this my stage, then
[02:26] [SONG] ---
    You think this is the end?
    But I'm not finished yet
[02:30] [SONG] ---
    Betting my life while perched
    on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
[02:32] [SONG] ---
    I hunt you down and gobble you up
[02:37] [SONG] ---
    deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
[02:42] [SONG] ---
    spider pride, there's a hardened
    heart chiseled inside of this chest
[02:47] [SONG] ---
    The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
[02:49] [SONG] ---
    When trying to survive
    with your life in tatters
[02:51] [SONG] ---
    Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
[02:54] [SONG] ---
    Reach for the winning strat
    until the very last second
[02:56] [SONG] ---
    The truth of the situation
    might feel a bit cold
[02:58] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:01] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web under my heart
[03:05] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:07] [SONG] ---
    In that case just survive the spider way
[03:10] [SONG] ---
    I'll weave a web around this dark world
[03:11] [SONG] ---
    Just you watch
SIGN    Thread
    Control
SIGN    Detection
[03:21] K
    Looks like these are the two
    skills I can grab right now.
[03:24] K
    Thread Control probably has to do
    with manipulating my webs, right?
[03:29] K
    Since my webs are one of my
    main weapons, I definitely need that.
[03:33] K
    If I can level it up enough, I bet one day...
[03:37] K
    I'll be as good at web-slinging as
    New York's favorite friendly neighbor!
[03:44] K
    And as for the other one...
SIGN    Detection
[03:46] K
    This thing right here, "Detection!"
[03:48] K
    Notice the enemy before they notice you!
    That's one of the fundamentals of warfare!
[03:51] K
    Right on! Gimme both please! Use the points!
[03:55] Voice
    Skills: Thread Control
    and Detection acquired.
[03:58] K
    Awesome! Then let's turn on that Detection!
[04:05] K
    Ow, ow, ow, what the hell?!
[04:08] K
    It hurts! My head feels
    like it's splitting apart!
[04:11] K
    Stop it, stop it!
[04:14] K
    That was one brutal headache.
[04:17] K
    Okay, that settles it.
[04:19] K
    We're gonna put that Detection
    skill on semi-permanent lockdown.
SIGN    Detection
[04:22] K
    Onto the next one!
[04:24] K
    My other skill, Thread Control!
[04:26] K
    Oh, wow! My webs are a lot faster now!
[04:30] K
    I bet once I level it up enough,
    it'll have all kinds of new uses!
[04:36] K
    Like web armor!
[04:42] K
    The possibilities are endless!
[04:47] K
    Incoming enemy?
[04:50] K
    "Is that the enemy?!" as they like to say!
[04:55] Voice
    You have advanced from Level 1 to Level 2.
[05:00] Voice
    Skill proficiency has risen.
[05:03] Voice
    Skill: Appraisal has increased to Level 6.
[05:06] K
    Appraisal's gone up!
[05:09] K
    If I assume that the maximum level is 10,
[05:12] K
    that means I'm gonna get more and more
    features as it goes up! Probably!
[05:21] K
    Go for it, Miss Appraisal!
SIGN    Small Taratect
    No Name LV 2
SIGN    Offense: 19
     Defense: 19
    Magic Power:19
[05:27] K
    What the heck?! Wow!
[05:29] K
    My speed is 348?!
    That sounds seriously amazing!
SIGN    Magic Power: 19
     Resistance: 18
     Speed: 348
[05:32] K
    Plus this is, like... all of my stats!
[05:36] K
    I can finally read stats!
[05:42] K
    Better find something to eat for now!
[05:46] K
    Gotta say, leveling up is pretty sweet!
[05:49] K
    I don't think I'd have trouble with
    most monsters at this point.
[05:53] K
    No foe stands a chance before me!
[05:57] K
    I suddenly have a very bad feeling.
[06:04] K
    They weren't standing
    before me, but behind me!
[06:06] K
    And they've pretty clearly
    locked onto me, too!
[06:10] K
    But now that I've evolved,
    I should stand a chance!
[06:15] K
    First, an Appraisal!
SIGN    Human, LV 29
    Name: Gordeau
    Status Appraisal failed.
[06:16] Voice{also what sign says}
    Human, Level 29.
[06:19] Voice{also what sign says}
    Name: Gordeau.
[06:20] Voice{also what sign says}
    Status Appraisal failed.
[06:23] K
    I don't stand a freaking chance!
[06:25] K
    What the hell do you mean, Level 29?!
    The odds couldn't be much worse!
SIGN    Human LV 27
    Name: Bardon
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 27
    Name: Jolliere Justeau
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 24
    Name: Onjin
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 22
     Name: Gaikun
     Status Appraisal failed.
SIGN    Human LV 23
     Name: Lekin
     Status Appraisal failed.
[06:31] K
    Hey, stupid! I can't beat you if
    you just pop up in front of me!
[06:35] K
    Snakes in front of me
    and humans to the back!
[06:37] K
    I'm not even gonna try with this
    double-team nonsense!
[06:40] K
    How can they keep up with me?!
[06:43] K
    My speed is 348!
[06:46] K
    So fast, so fast!
    This is really, really bad!
[06:48] K
    Humans are way stronger and scarier
    than I thought! Somebody help!
[06:55] K
    And now these three monsters
    just decide to show up?!
[06:58] K
    I won't be able to scoot around them!
[07:02] K
    What do I do?!
[07:03] K
    I don't even have time to think!
[07:06] K
    I'll just have to give it a shot!
[07:11] K
    It worked! It actually worked!
[07:13] K
    Desperate times really do
    call for desperate measures!
[07:15] K
    And my special wall-running
    tech worked like a charm!
[07:21] K
    What was that?
[07:23] K
    I don't know what's going on back there,
[07:25] K
    and you have my apologies,
    random three monsters!
[07:27] K
    Chalk it up to survival of the fittest!
[07:30] K
    You'll be sacrifices in
    the name of my survival!
[07:33] K
    I'll pray for your happiness
    in the afterlife.... Huh?
[07:36] K
    W-W-Wait, I can't stop!
[07:47] Shun
    Here.
[07:48] Sue
    Sorry, Nii-sama.
[07:50] Shun
    It's impressive how hard you
    work on your studies, Sue.
[07:53] Sue
    Thank you, Nii-sama.
[07:55] Hugo
    Damn, I'm sleepy.
[08:06] Student
    Um... that's actually my seat.
[08:09] Hugo
    Hearing all this stuff about the history
    and theory of magic kinda wore me out.
[08:13] Hugo
    Sorry, pal.
[08:14] Hugo
    That seat's open. It's mine, usually.
[08:21] Fei
    Natsume's as pleasant at school as
    he was before he reincarnated.
[08:26] Shun
    You said it.
[08:29] Yuri
    I was told to tell everyone to pick up a
    sword and assemble in the western woods.
[08:33] Shun
    I thought this class was
    Introduction to Magic?
[08:36] Yuri
    It looks like we're having
    practical exercises today.
[08:38] Hugo
    Hell yeah!
[08:40] Hugo
    You need serious combat to show what
    you're really capable of, right?
[08:49] Fei
    Is it me, or is he being
    weirdly competitive with you?
[08:52] Shun
    I think you're right.
[08:54] Yuri
    Is anything wrong?
[08:55] Shun
    No, not really.
[08:56] Yuri
    If you do have a problem, you should
    listen to what God has to say!
[09:01] Yuri
    I heard Her voice this morning!
[09:04] Yuri
    If we raise our skills, I'm sure we'll
    be able to hear Her, day or night—
[09:07] Katia
    Everyone, let's hurry along.
[09:09] Katia
    It's quite a distance
    to the western woods.
[09:12] Katia
    Here's your sword, Shun.
[09:15] Katia
    I think she's going through a lot, y'know?
[09:17] Sue
    I can't believe she put her hands
    on Nii-sama so casually.
[09:39] Hugo
    That's a prince for you.
[09:41] Hugo
    Got a real fancy sword, instead of
    the stuff that the school supplies.
[09:45] Katia
    Your sword is every bit as impressive, Hugo.
[09:49] Hugo
    Yeah, and there's more to a
    weapon than how it looks...
[09:53] Hugo
    Right, Yamada?
[09:56] Katia
    His name is Schlain Zagan Analeit.
[09:59] Katia
    He's a prince of the Analeit Kingdom.
[10:01] Hugo
    Oh, you'll have to accept
    my apology, Prince Schlain!
[10:08] Sue
    How dare he show such rudeness towards you?!
[10:11] Shun
    Sue!
[10:14] Shun
    Damn it, Natsume.
[10:16] Katia
    It's Hugo Baint Renxandt, Prince.
[10:20] Katia
    People are watching, dude.
[10:21] Katia
    Make sure you use the names
    that they'd recognize.
[10:24] Shun
    Yeah. Sorry.
[10:27] Teacher
    Please come forward and take a magic wand.
[10:35] Teacher
    We'll now carry out today's practice
    exercise with the wands you picked up.
[10:39] Teacher
    For the sake of safety, you'll be using
    wands enchanted with water magic.
[10:44] Hugo
    Freaking water?
[10:45] Teacher
    Now, you all have Magic Power Perception
    and Magic Power Operation, yes?
[10:48] Students
    Yes, sir.
[10:49] Teacher
    You'll want to focus your magic power,
    and continuously channel it into the wand.
[10:59] Teacher
    If you could each step forward and
    fire a blast of water at that target.
[11:03] Teacher
    You absolutely must not
    point it at your classmates.
[11:13] Teacher
    Make sure to preserve your magic power.
[11:16] Teacher
    I won't be held accountable if
    you overdo it and collapse.
[11:19] Fei
    Wow, real responsible.
[11:26] Girl
    What... was that?
[11:27] Shun
    Fei! Everyone's watching. Cut it out.
[11:45] Hugo
    All this noise, and none of them
    are even hitting the damn thing.
[11:49] Fei
    Water magic, huh?
[11:51] Fei
    Wouldn't it have been a better
    idea to use earth magic?
[11:54] Shun
    Since you're an earth dragon,
    you'd probably be great with it.
[11:58] Fei
    What's the point in having a
    specialty if you can't use it?
[12:03] Shun
    I wouldn't worry about it.
[12:05] Shun
    There are tools for every
    kind of magic at the school.
[12:10] Katia
    Water really isn't my forte.
    I have some skill with fire.
[12:14] Hugo
    Fancy that. I'm the same way,
    bad with water, but great with fire.
[12:19] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! Skill up! Skill up!
[12:23] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! Skill up! Skill up!
[12:23] Shun
    Should she really be
    letting loose like that?
[12:26] Fei
    Come to think of it, is Oka-chan...
[12:27] Fei
    Er, I mean, is Filimøs missing again?
[12:30] Shun
    Yeah, she tends to miss class a lot,
    and nobody knows what she's up to.
[12:35] Shun
    If you ask her, she blows it off.
[12:37] Hugo
    You out of gas already? Where's your guts?
[12:41] Shun
    Are you not going to practice, Sue?
[12:44] Sue
    These brief moments of watching the rabble
    witness your perfect execution of magic,
[12:48] Sue
    and seeing the collective feeling of
    idolatry it gives rise to, are pure bliss for me.
[12:52] Sue
    I'll practice in secret later.
[12:54] Shun
    Oh... okay.
[12:56] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up! So I may hear Her words!
[13:01] Yuri
    Skill up! Skill up!
[13:02] Shun
    She's really gonna hang in there
    until she gets a skill.
[13:05] Sue
    You've done amazing, Nii-sama.
[13:07] Sue
    You've landed every shot.
[13:09] Shun
    Well, I am good with light and water magic.
[13:13] Sue
    I would say that there is
    no magic you're bad at.
[13:16] Hugo
    I don't really see the point in
    practicing magic you're no good with.
[13:21] Hugo
    It's more efficient to work on the
    stuff you're already good at.
[13:33] Shun
    He's mastered a skill for fire magic?
[13:36] Hugo
    Magic isn't really useful until you
    can pull off something like this!
[13:41] Yuri
    I can't seem to get a skill up.
[13:44] Fei
    He picked the perfect moment to show off.
[13:48] Shun
    But I'd say he went too far!
[13:58] Teacher
    I'll admit your ability,
[14:00] Teacher
    but I can't really approve of this
    kind of arrogant display, Hugo-kun.
[14:05] Hugo
    Is that right?
[14:06] Teacher
    This isn't a battlefield,
    it's a place of learning!
[14:10] Teacher
    Now, pick up your wand.
[14:12] Hugo
    No telling when a war might
    break out, though.
[14:16] Shun
    He seriously hasn't changed
    at all from his past life.
[14:20] Katia
    He might even be worse now.
[14:25] Shun
    What's wrong?
[14:26] Fei
    Do you guys... hear that?
[14:31] Shun
    What is that?
[14:53] Teacher
    Get back!
[14:58] Shun
    Sir!
[15:12] Fei
    It's coming!
[15:27] Yuri
    An earth dragon!
[15:31] Hugo
    Very nice! A perfect chance to show off.
[15:35] Hugo
    Get a load of this.
[15:36] Hugo
    With my power, this thing
    doesn't stand a chance!
[15:39] Katie
    Don't! You need to back off!
[15:48] Hugo
    I'll burn you to a crisp!
[15:52] Hugo
    What?!
[15:56] Fei
    It dispersed the magic!
[15:58] Yuri
    That's the Imperial Scales skill!
[16:00] Hugo
    Screw that!
[16:01] Hugo
    One more time!
[16:07] Shun
    Hugo!
[16:13] Shun
    We're going to die. Is this... death?
[16:24] Shun
    Julius... Nii-sama...
[16:29] Shun
    What would my brother
    do at a time like this?
[16:33] Shun
    He'd find the courage to fight back!
[16:38] Sue
    Nii-sama?
[16:40] Fei
    Shun?
[16:43] Shun
    We're all going to be
    wiped out at this rate.
[16:45] Shun
    Fei, look after Sue!
[16:48] Katia
    Shun!
[16:49] Shun
    Katia?! Yuri?!
[16:50] Katia
    We don't have much of a choice, it seems!
[16:52] Yuri
    I'm sure God would tell us to fight!
[16:56] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[16:57] Shun
    Sue?! Get back!
[16:58] Fei
    Hey, don't do this!
[17:02] Shun
    Stay back!
[17:03] Sue
    No! If you're going to fight, then so will I!
[17:05] Yuri
    Run!
[17:13] Shun
    Okay... Sue, Yuri, follow my lead!
[17:17] Both
    Right!
[17:30] Katia
    It's going to use its breath! Get back!
[17:32] Shun
    If I do, it'll hit the others!
[17:35] Shun
    Magic Warfare!
[17:37] Shun
    Mental Warfare!
[17:39] Sue
    Light magic!
[17:43] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[17:48] Hugo
    Move!
[17:50] Shun
    Don't!
[17:51] Shun
    You're gonna hit the others!
[17:52] Hugo
    I told them to move!
[17:54] Shun
    You idiot!
[18:00] Fei
    Seriously, is everyone here totally crazy?
[18:09] Shun
    Fei?!
[18:32] Sue
    Nii-sama!
[18:33] Katia
    Are you all right?
[18:34] Yuri
    Were you hurt?
[18:35] Shun
    I'm fine.
[18:38] Crowd
    Thank you all so much!
[18:40] Crowd
    We're saved!
[18:41] Shun
    You saved us.
[18:43] Shun
    Thank you, Fei.
[18:46] Katia
    Why not respond to their cheers?
[18:51] Shun
    Sure—ow!
[18:55] Crowd
    Thank you!
[19:10] Yuri
    It seems there's one person who's
    not feeling very grateful.
[19:15] Shun
    Fei, what's wrong?
[19:17] Fei
    Try using Appraise on me.
[19:19] Shun
    Appraise?
SIGN    Kin-Eater
[19:26] Shun
    Kin... Eater?
[19:29] Shun
    Does that mean...
[19:31] Fei
    It probably has to, right?
[19:34] Shun
    Was this thing... one of your... parents?
[19:44] Sue
    Nii-sama? Nii-sama, are you all right?!
[19:45] Yuri
    Shun-kun?
[19:46] Katia
    Shun! Shun, hang in there!
[19:47] Sue
    Nii-sama, answer me! Please!
[19:50] Yuri
    Shun-kun!
[19:55] [SONG] ---
    And now, Kumoko-san's story,
    summarized as the intro to this song!
[19:59] [SONG] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
    Normal!
[20:01] [SONG] ---
    High schooler!
[20:02] [SONG] ---
    Classics!
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    Lesson!
[20:03] [SONG] ---
    And then a sudden
[20:04] [SONG] ---
    Disaster!
[20:05] [SONG] ---
    Time!
[20:06] [SONG] ---
    Passes!
[20:07] [SONG] ---
    Consciousness!
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    Regained!
[20:08] [SONG] ---
    She's a spider now!
[20:09] [SONG] ---
    Aah, total chaos!
[20:11] [SONG] ---
    Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
[20:13] [SONG] ---
    Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
[20:15] [SONG] ---
    It's survival of the fittest
    but hang in there, Kumoko!
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    By the way, her starting stats
    are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
[20:21] [SONG] ---
    Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
[20:22] [SONG] ---
    Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
[20:23] [SONG] ---
    Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    Even if my home is suddenly burnt
    down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
[20:28] [SONG] ---
    Remember the magic words:
    "Gimme back my house!"
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Ah, the isekai reincarnation
    she's dreamed of...
[20:38] [SONG] ---
    Was to have a starring role
    as a beautiful girl on easy street!
[20:46] [SONG] ---
    Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
[20:47] [SONG] ---
    Appraisal? Thread Control?
    Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
[20:49] [SONG] ---
    Concentration? Perseverance?
    Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
[20:50] [SONG] ---
    Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
    Medicine Synthesis?
[20:52] [SONG] ---
    Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
[20:53] [SONG] ---
    Assorted Evil Eyes?!
    Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
[20:55] [SONG] ---
    My last resort's a desperation attack
[20:56] [SONG] ---
    Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
[20:57] [SONG] ---
    Time to do whatever it takes!
[20:59] [SONG] ---
    More and more with the brute force
     to pour on skills by the ton!
[21:01] [SONG] ---
    To tear them up and
    shred them to bits AHHHH!
[21:03] [SONG] ---
    I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
    I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
[21:06] [SONG] ---
    I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
[21:08] [SONG] ---
    I'd really like a break from
    living in this crappy game
[21:10] [SONG] ---
    I kinda thought a reincarnation
     would be a chance to enjoy life
[21:11] [SONG] ---
    Why did I have to get such
     a brutal start?! Seriously!
[21:12] [SONG] ---
    You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
[21:14] [SONG] ---
    It's pitch black in the
    grand labyrinth again today
[21:15] [SONG] ---
    And I'm betting it all on survival still
[21:16] [SONG] ---
    I guess it's fun in it's own way but
[21:18] [SONG] ---
    I seriously don't get it,
     I mean, why I'd have to be
[21:19] [SONG] ---
    A freaking spider?!
[21:26] K
    Webs! Webs! Come on, spider webs!
[21:35] K
    I've stopped falling,
    but that seriously hurt!
[21:38] K
    Is this my punishment for
    starting to get cocky?
[21:41] K
    Well, I've learned my lesson.
[21:46] K
    I learned my lesson,
    but it just keeps on coming!
SIGN    Finjicote LV5
[21:49] K
    Don't look this way!
    Just pretend I'm not here!
[21:52] K
    I'm sorry!
[21:54] K
    Splat!
[21:56] K
    This is no good!
[21:58] K
    This might be serious trouble, even.
[22:01] K
    And now I'm getting a feeling
    like double trouble.
[22:05] K
    Is everything down here bad news?!
[22:08] K
    Snakes?! And three of them?!
[22:11] K
    I'm supposed to fight King Ghi••ra now?!
[22:14] K
    Is the whole world trying
    to gang up on me today?!
[22:22] K
    This is my chance! They're distracted
    with the prey in front of their eyes!
[22:26] K
    Now to get away.
[22:28] K
    What's this kinda situation called again?
[22:30] K
    Divide and conquer?
[22:31] K
    Try and hit two targets, but miss both?
[22:34] K
    I don't think either of those are it.
[22:35] K
    But who cares! Don't pay me any mind!
[22:39] K
    This is literally a war of the monsters!
SIGN    War of the Monsters
[22:42] K
    Go for it!
SIGN    In Spider-Color
[22:50] K
    What... What the hell?
SIGN    Earth Dragon Araba LV 37
    <Status Appraisal Failed.>
[23:16] K
    What... What is that thing?!
[23:22] K
    This is bad, super-seriously bad!
    I need to get the hell out of here, now!
[23:34] K
    I'm dead!
SIGN    Next time on
    So I'm a Spider, So What?
SIGN    Monkey, Wha—?
SIGN    See you next time!