E14 - You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] John     What is the Ohts Kingdom thinking? [00:13] John     These trade restrictions are going to be     worse for them than for us in Keren County. [00:20] Seras     You weren't able to meet with the King? [00:22] John     No. They said he was too busy every     time I tried to bring it up. [00:27] Seras     They're really going to restrict merchants     traveling into and out of Ohts, then? [00:33] John     This is all way too sudden.     What could've caused it? [00:43] Seras     There, there. That was a     scary bump, wasn't it? [00:46] John     Sorry about that. [00:47] Seras     It's not scary anymore. [00:51] Seras     It's okay, don't worry. [00:54] Seras     See, you're fine, aren't you? [00:57] Seras     What a good girl. SIGN    You're Rebelling? I'm, Self-Deprecating [02:32] K     That Mother of mine is bad news. [02:35] K     "Come back!" [02:36] K     Like, you're not some lonely homemaker     nagging your adult kids to come visit, y'know? [02:45] K     For now, I think I'll let them tackle her. SIGN    Body [02:50] Trio     Behold! [02:50] Trio     We are Parallel Sentai— [02:52] K     No Sentai poses, please! [02:54] K     Granted, having them react to everything     I would do was kind of annoying, [02:59] K     but now that they're gone,      I kinda miss them. [03:03] K     Ah, people can be so selfish... [03:05] K     Not that I'm actually human anymore! [03:08] K     All right, let's keep this     melancholy solo journey moving. [03:13] Escort 1     Protect the carriage! [03:14] Escort 2     Make sure the door is protected! [03:16] Escort 1     What are we facing? [03:17] Escort 3     There're three over here! [03:18] Escort 2     Here they come! Three more! [03:19] K     Oh, crap, I ran into humans. [03:26] K     I guess they're busy? [03:28] K     Oh, I know what this is. This is banditry. [03:32] K     What should I do? Getting involved     seems like it'd be be trouble, [03:36] K     and I've been kinda avoiding humans... [03:38] K     But I'd feel guilty if I didn't do anything. [03:41] K     Even if I did help, I'm still a monster! [03:46] K     There's a big chance they'd     turn on me next, right? [03:50] K     Maybe I should wait until the carriage side     is wiped out before going after the bandits? [03:54] K     I get more experience points from     humans than monsters, after all. [03:58] K     I'm not about to slaughter normal people,     but bandits are fair game, right? [04:04] K     I get the EXP, so I'm happy! [04:07] K     Regular folks have fewer bandits     to deal with, so they're happy! [04:12] K     Plus, when I ate those guys who burnt     my house down in the labyrinth... [04:16] K     I got the impression that     handsome ones tasted better. [04:20] K     I could really go for some hotties...     That'd hit the spot! Some hotties! [04:26] K     Probably not on the menu this time. [04:29] K     Huh? There's a baby? [04:34] Merazophis     Sir, you need to flee— [04:39] John     Merazophis! [04:53] K     I guess we're doing this. [04:55] K     Time to save the day. [04:57] Bandit 2     A m-monster? [04:59] Bandit 6     I've n-never seen one like it before! [05:00] Bandit 5     I-It got the boss. [05:10] Bandit 2     Run for it! [05:14] Bandit 5     H-Help! [05:27] K     And that's a wrap! [05:31] K     Y'know, if I was some     kinda prince or knight... [05:38] K     Are you hurt, milady? [05:43] K     Gross! [05:47] K     Man... [05:49] K     I guess I might as well go     all-in on this helping crap. [06:07] K     Okay, I figure it's time to go. [06:11] Merazophis     M-Ma'am, it's dangerous! [06:15] Western Lady     Please, wait! Tell me your name! [06:21] K     Just a spider who was     passing through, ma'am. [06:24] K     So what? [06:26] K     Hey, that must be the baby that was crying. [06:30] K     You doing okay? SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)          Status: SIGN    Offense: SIGN    Defense: SIGN    Magic Power: SIGN    Resistance: SIGN    Speed: SIGN    Skills:      "Vampire LV1" "Undying Body LV1" "HP Auto-Recovery LV1" "Magic Power Perception LV3" "Magic Power Operation LV3" "Night Vision LV1"      "Five Sense Enhancement LV1" "n%I=W"      Skill Points: 75000      Titles:      "Vampire" "Progenitor" SIGN     (Shouko Negishi)      [06:35] K     Wait, a vampire?! [06:36] K     And what's with the name?! [06:37] K     What does that even mean, seriously?! [06:39] K     Shouko Negishi? What the hell? [06:42] K     I don't follow! [06:44] K     Gimme a sec to comprehend. [06:48] K     Maybe in this world you write "Sophia Keren,"     but it's pronounced "Shouko Negishi"! [06:55] K     No, that doesn't make any sense! [06:57] K     Plus, how would you know whether the     kanji read as "Shouko" or "Atsuko"! [07:02] K     It could even be "Shoushi Kongan!" [07:05] K     I think I'm starting to     make less sense now. [07:08] K     Wait a minute, is she a reincarnation? [07:12] K     Well I'm one, so it shouldn't surprise     me that there are others out there. [07:18] K     But how's that fair?!     She gets to be a vampire?! [07:21] K     I'm a freaking spider! [07:22] K     Plus, she's already a super-cute baby! [07:26] K     So when she grows up, she gets     to be cute and a vampire?! [07:30] K     Isn't that a little greedy?!     Hell, when I was born... [07:33] K     That was me! [07:34] K     And when I grow up,     it's probably gonna be like that! [07:39] K     No fair! So mean! This is biased! [07:42] K     How do you even get reincarnation bias?! [07:46] K     Well, fine, then! [07:48] K     I hope you enjoy your bloodsucking     life being a pretty vampire princess! [07:54] K     Not me! It's never me! [08:03] K     Fine! It's fine! Humans are humans,     and spiders are spiders. [08:06] K     Boo-hoo-hoo... SIGN    Search [08:16] Elf E     The carriage is stopped. It seems     they were attacked by bandits. [08:21] Elf A     And the baby? [08:22] Elf B     Alive. [08:24] Elf A     Good. [08:26] K     Are those... [08:28] K     Elves?! I finally got a look     at the classic fantasy race! [08:33] Elf A     We're taking the baby alive. [08:36] Elf E     And the other humans? [08:37] Elf A     They don't matter. Kill them. [08:53] K     I was jealous about the vampire thing... [08:57] K     But it looks like she's caught     up in her own troubles. [09:01] K     I guess in the end,     everybody's playing on hard mode. [09:13] Shun     Excuse me. [09:17] King     Oh, Schlain! [09:20] King     What is it? Did you need something? [09:22] Shun     Didn't you call for me, Father? [09:26] King     You think I did? [09:28] Shun     Yes, that's what Sue said. [09:31] King     Well, I didn't call for you. [09:34] Shun     But she said to come to your office,     because you had something to discuss. [09:45] Shun     Father? [09:47] Shun     Sue?! [10:06] Shun     Sue, what have you... [10:10] Sue     Nii-sama, what have you done?! [10:16] Cylis     What's going on here?! [10:17] Sue     Nii-sama... he killed Father! [10:20] Cylis     What?! [10:21] Cylis     Schlain! Have you gone mad?! [10:23] Shun     No! It wasn't me! [10:26] Cylis     Guards! Restrain Schlain! [10:34] Hugo     Yo! Look at the big Hero now. [10:39] Shun     That voice... [10:41] Shun     Is that you, Hugo? [10:46] Hugo     Bingo. [10:47] Cylis     You didn't need to reveal yourself, Hugo. [10:51] Hugo     Aw, it's fine. Don't they call     things like this "parting gifts"? [10:55] Shun     Cylis-niisama... what is this? [11:00] Hugo     Pretty wild, right?     Hard to understand. I get it. [11:05] Hugo     Turns out your bro wants the throne. [11:08] Hugo     And I want revenge on you and Oka... [11:11] Hugo     Which means we both need you gone. [11:14] Shun     Why? Cylis-niisama was already     next in line for the throne. [11:21] Cylis     Wrong. [11:22] Cylis     Father was thinking about making you king. [11:27] Hugo     Seems the plan was to name you     as the heir to the throne [11:30] Hugo     before news about you     being the Hero got out, [11:32] Hugo     which gives them an excuse to     keep you off the battlefield. [11:39] Cylis     I refuse to relinquish my     throne for such foolishness! [11:43] Hugo     And that's how we teamed up! [11:46] Hugo     And it's not just me     and your big bro, either. [11:51] Sue     Nii-sama, I'm sorry, but please die. [11:55] Shun     Sue... why? [11:57] Sue     I've realized what true love really is. [12:00] Sue     For that, I don't mind killing you. [12:05] Shun     Sue... SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Brainwashed" "Charmed" [12:08] Hugo     Hey, you noticed? You catch on already? [12:11] Hugo     Yeah, that's all me! [12:14] Hugo     How's it feel, having everything      taken from you? [12:18] Hugo     Sucks, right? Trust me,     I know from experience! [12:26] Shun     Let Sue go! [12:30] Hugo     Asshole! [12:36] Sophia     Huh... You're tougher than I thought. [12:50] Hugo     Sophia! SIGN     SIGN     [12:59] Shun     Wh-What?! She can block Appraisals? [13:02] Shun     There's a skill like that?! [13:03] Hugo     Stay out out of this, Sophia! [13:07] Hugo     He's mine! [13:09] Sophia     Really? I just saw him slug you. [13:13] Cylis     Enough! Just get rid of him! [13:15] Hugo     Bye now, Hero! [13:22] Fil     I don't think so! [13:24] Hugo     Oka! [13:31] Fil     You... [13:35] Fil     Shun-kun! [13:36] Fil     We need to run! [13:37] Hugo     Get back here, Oka! [13:40] Cylis     Don't let them escape, go! [13:44] Shun     Sensei, Sue's... [13:46] Shun     We can't leave Sue behind! [13:47] Fil     No! We need to escape for now! [13:50] Shun     But... [13:51] Anna     Schlain-sama! [13:53] Shun     Hyrince-san! Anna! [13:55] Hyrince     Shun! I know you're probably upset,     but we need to get out of here. [13:59] Hyrince     Come on! [14:03] Hyrince     This way! [14:07] Shun     Sue... [14:12] Shun     What... [14:13] Shun     is happening? [14:14] Anna     It's a rebellion. [14:16] Shun     It is?! [14:17] Fil     Arranged by Crown Prince Cylis and Hugo-kun. [14:20] Fil     But they're going to pin the blame on you, [14:24] Fil     and then try to take credit for     suppressing the rebellion. [14:28] Hyrince     The guys fighting the castle     guards are from Leston's forces! [14:52] Shun     Leston-niisama! [14:56] Leston     Shun! This is our chance, come on! [15:15] Shun     The church declared a new Hero? [15:19] Fil     Yes... Hugo Baint Renxandt. [15:23] Shun     Hugo?! That's crazy! [15:25] Fil     The Church is in on everything. [15:29] Hyrince     I don't understand why they'd cooperate     with such a ludicrous scheme! [15:33] Leston     Oka-san, do you have any ideas? [15:36] Fil     The safest assumption is that Hugo-kun's     brainwashing extends to the church, too. [15:42] Shun     That can't be... [15:44] Shun     Brainwashing skills don't     last for that long! [15:47] Shun     They can't be used for     something of this scale. [15:49] Fil     One of the higher-ranked skills, Lust of     the Seven Deadly Sins, is an exception. [15:54] Fil     The potency of its mind control     is leagues above the others. [15:57] Hyrince     And you think Hugo has that skill? [15:59] Fil     I'm afraid we can't count on     this country's help anymore. [16:02] Shun     If we can get rid of Hugo,     maybe we can salvage things! [16:05] Fil     It's too late. [16:13] Fil     As long as Sophia-san is with the opposition,      we don't stand a chance. [16:21] Shun     Sophia... just who is she, anyway? [16:29] Leston     Oh, no. [16:30] Hyrince     We're surrounded. [16:31] Fil     We'll have to fight our way out. [16:33] Leston     Shun, use my sword. [16:37] Leston     It's a holy blade passed down     through the royal family. [16:39] Leston     The Hero should be the one wielding it. [16:42] Shun     Right. [16:43] fil     Here they come! [16:44] Katia     You're wasting your time. [16:47] Katia     You should know when to give up, Shun. [16:53] Shun     Katia... not you, too. [17:01] Shun     Katia! [17:02] Katia     Surrender now! SIGN    "Hypnotized" "Charmed"     "Brainwashed" [17:03] Shun     Damn it... [17:06] Katia     Your tricks won't save you! [17:08] Shun     Stupid! [17:13] Shun     What is wrong with you?!     You almost hit your own troops! [17:16] Katia     How naive of you, to worry about the enemy! [17:20] Shun     Katia, wake up already! [17:22] Katia     Be silent. I'm quite awake! [17:25] Katia     Now be purged like the traitors you are! [17:29] Shun     You dumbass! [17:31] Shun     Katia! [17:44] Shun     Kanata! [17:47] Katia     Shun? [17:53] Shun     Katia... [18:01] Hyrince     Shun! [18:03] Anna     Schlain-sama! [18:15] Katia     Shun... [18:17] Katia     Shun... I... I can't... [18:21] Shun     Katia?! Did you snap out of it? [18:23] Katia     Shun... Won't last long... [18:26] Katia     You have to stab me!     Before I attack again! [18:30] Shun     Katia! [18:33] Katia     Hurry! Shun, please! [18:37] Shun     I can't... [18:44] Shun     Katia! [18:47] Fil     Shun-kun? [18:50] Shun     Katia! Katia! [18:52] Shun     Why would you... [18:53] Anna     Schlain-sama... [18:55] Shun     Katia... Katia, you can't... [18:59] Shun     Don't go, Katia! [19:01] Anna     I'm afraid that Karnatia-sama is already... [19:04] Shun     No! [19:06] Shun     You can't! Don't die! [19:08] Shun     Katia! [19:11] Shun     No... [19:12] Shun     Katia! [19:22] Shun     Katia, open your eyes! [19:25] Shun     Katia! [19:27] Katia     Shun? [19:30] Shun     You're awake... [19:33] Shun     You stupid jerk! [19:38] Shun     Anna, look after Katia. [19:49] Fil     If Katia-san has regained control,     there's no need to hold back anymore! [20:02] Fil     You... [20:05] Sophia     Here we are again. [20:07] Sophia     I got you something. [20:12] Shun     Potimas? [20:18] Sophia     Nasty. [20:20] Sophia     I guess when you're rotten to the core,      even your blood tastes bad. [20:24] Fil     Did you... [20:25] Fil     Why, Negi— [20:26] Sophia     I told you not to call me that. [20:31] Sophia     And don't give me any nonsense     about not killing, okay? [20:35] Sophia     Especially considering how much you've done. [20:38] Sophia     We're not in Japan anymore. [20:41] Shun     You're... a reincarnation? [20:45] Sophia     You want to fight me? Can't recommend it. [20:48] Sophia     See, I was told not to     go after Sensei here. [20:55] Sophia     This is just self-defense.     I didn't want to fight, did I? [20:59] Sophia     So it's not my fault, right? [21:01] Shun     Magic... doesn't work? [21:16] Shun     Sensei! [21:22] Sophia     Ready to give up? [21:27] Anna     Your healing magic's run out? [21:32] Katia     Shun... [21:35] Shun     Damn it... [21:37] Fei     And just when it seems all was lost! [21:55] Shun     Fei?! [21:56] Fei     A hero has to show up just     in the nick of time, right? [21:59] Shun     You... You're... and wings? [22:03] Fei     Oh, I just woke up, so I'm not     too sure what the deal is. [22:08] Fei     But you're in trouble, right? [22:11] Shun     Yeah. You saved us. [22:14] Leston     Shun! Get on the dragon and get out of here! [22:17] Sophia     You think I'm going to let you get away? [22:21] Fei     No... not that it matters! [22:34] Shun     Leston-niisama! [23:00] Shun     Why is all of this happening?! [23:06] Demon Lord     How'd it go? [23:07] Sophia     Smoothly. I managed to get everything done. [23:12] Demon Lord     Poor Yamada-kun. [23:15] Sophia     Oh, it's fine. [23:16] Sophia     He's been living in a peaceful country     with all kinds of comforts for so long. [23:20] Sophia     He should suffer a little bit, like I have. [23:23] Demon Lord     Wow, okay. Just don't do anything     to jeopardize the plan, all right? [23:29] Sophia     As you wish... [23:31] Sophia     Demon Lord. SIGN    Next time on     So I'm a Spider, So What? SIGN    Did Mother, Send These Annoying Puppet Spiders? SIGN    See you next time!