# E5 - Does Catfish, Taste Good?
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**[00:00] K**
This shouldn't come as a surprise,
but I think my luck is pretty terrible.
**[00:04] K**
To a "I think God hates me" degree.
**[00:07] K**
First, there's the fact that I was
reincarnated as a spider, out of nowhere.
**[00:10] K**
Then there's the fact that my spidery life
has been nothing but stormy seas.
**[00:14] K**
I've tried my best.
**[00:16] K**
And my reward?
**[00:21] K**
Isn't this a little too harsh?!
**[00:25] K**
Hot, hot, this is really bad!
**[00:28] K**
My web's on fire!
**[00:33] K**
Gotta extinguish it now!
**[00:34] K**
Unless I can't! Then I'll cut it!
**[00:37] K**
Almost lit a fire under my ass, literally.
**[00:42] K**
What now?!
**[00:43] K**
Hey, I can see its stats from the get-go!
**[00:46] K**
I guess Appraisal's leveled up again!
**[00:48] K**
It's all laid out in detail!
Now that's handy!
***SIGN*** Elroe Gunerush
**[00:51] K**
Not sure about the whole swimming
in magma thing, though!
***SIGN***
An area located between the Upper Stratum
and the Lower Stratum of the Great Elroe
Labyrinth. The entire area is a volcanic
landscape with flowing magma, and inhabited
by monsters with resistance to fire.
**[00:55] K**
Seriously?
**[00:56] K**
Resistance to fire?
***SIGN*** resistance to fire
**[01:00] K**
Fighting from inside that magma is cheap!
**[01:03] K**
And here comes another!
**[01:04] K**
But not if I take the initiative!
**[01:06] K**
Go, web, go!
**[01:07] K**
Okay, it still burns!
**[01:10] K**
A spider without its webs is like
natto without the bacteria that makes natto!
**[01:15] K**
Which is really just rotten beans!
**[01:18] K**
Oh, this is bad, this is seriously bad!
***SIGN*** Does Catfish, Taste Good?
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
I'll weave a web under my heart
**[01:38] [SONG] ---**
I'll weave a web around this dark world
**[01:43] [SONG] ---**
Beyond a twist of karma, what became visible
**[01:47] [SONG] ---**
Is being surrounded by enemies,
thousands of prideful, writhing creatures
**[01:52] [SONG] ---**
dive for alive, climb for life
**[01:54] [SONG] ---**
No extra lives, in total chaos
**[01:57] [SONG] ---**
I guess that makes this my stage, then
**[02:01] [SONG] ---**
You think this is the end?
But I'm not finished yet
**[02:05] [SONG] ---**
Betting my life while perched
on a thread, even if I lose sight of you...
**[02:07] [SONG] ---**
I hunt you down and gobble you up
**[02:12] [SONG] ---**
deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper inside
**[02:17] [SONG] ---**
spider pride, there's a hardened
heart chiseled inside of this chest
**[02:22] [SONG] ---**
The optimal choice won't be enough to cut it
**[02:24] [SONG] ---**
When trying to survive
with your life in tatters
**[02:26] [SONG] ---**
Think like the alternative is gonna kill you
**[02:29] [SONG] ---**
Reach for the winning strat
until the very last second
**[02:31] [SONG] ---**
The truth of the situation
might feel a bit cold
**[02:33] [SONG] ---**
In that case just survive the spider way
**[02:36] [SONG] ---**
I'll weave a web under my heart
**[02:40] [SONG] ---**
I'll weave a web around this dark world
**[02:42] [SONG] ---**
In that case just survive the spider way
**[02:45] [SONG] ---**
I'll weave a web around this dark world
**[02:46] [SONG] ---**
Just you watch
**[02:53] K**
Here I am, hiding in the
Lower Stratum again.
**[02:56] K**
Statistically speaking, I had a decent chance.
**[02:59] K**
But I couldn't lay a single
finger or web on it.
**[03:03] K**
Outmatched and worse, I lost terrain advantage,
and bask in sorrow.
**[03:07] K**
That's a cute little haiku
summary I put together,
**[03:09] K**
but I just don't see what chance
I have with all that hellish magma.
**[03:13] K**
What do I do? Can I get to the Upper Stratum
without going through the middle?
**[03:17] K**
Maybe I can climb through the
that hornet hole I fell down?
**[03:20] K**
Nope, 'cuz Araba's there! Not happening!
**[03:22] K**
Don't wanna!
**[03:22] K**
Maybe find another vertical shaft?
**[03:24] K**
Could it really be that convenient, though?
**[03:28] K**
It's not totally impossible,
but it's still only a possibility.
**[03:33] K**
So what should I actually do?
**[03:35] K**
For now, let's set everything aside
and focus on evolving.
**[03:39] K**
I did level up after
messing up those monkeys!
**[03:41] K**
Gonna level up, train up,
and then after I'm stronger,
**[03:44] K**
I can get more serious about
invading the Middle Stratum!
**[03:47] K**
That sounds like a good,
broad outline for the future!
**[03:50] K**
Now, as far as evolution goes...
***SIGN*** Small Poison Taratect
A rare subspecies of the Taratect type of spider monster. Possessed with incredibly potent venom.
**[03:52] K**
I like it! A rare subspecies!
And potent venom!
**[03:55] K**
This one! Evolution, please!
**[03:57] K**
Goodnight, everybody!
***SIGN*** Evolution
**[04:01] K**
Good morning, everybody!
**[04:03] K**
Let's check the results!
***SIGN***
Taratect
No Name LV1>
**[04:05] K**
Hey, I've evolved!
**[04:07] K**
Whoa, three digits!
My numbers have gone way up!
***SIGN*** Offense : 138
Defense : 138
Magic Power : 127
Resistance : 127
Speed : 637
Skill Points : 200
**[04:11] K**
I could put up a real fight
against that seahorse now!
**[04:13] K**
And, as usual, my speed is crazy
high compared to everything else!
**[04:18] K**
Huh? I can even see my skill points now.
**[04:21] K**
Honestly, Miss Appraisal,
you really do such fine work!
***SIGN*** Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing
Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
**[04:24] K**
And what's this? Is it from leveling up?
***SIGN*** Instantaneous Pride Water Resistance
Destruction Resistance Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion
Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
**[04:27] K**
I can even see a skill list!
**[04:29] K**
There are quite a few, too!
***SIGN*** Shock Enhancement Cutting Resistance Impact Resistance Eye Arrow
Pride Water Resistance Lightning Resistance Earth Resistance Wind Resistance Dark Resistance
Talisman Egg-Laying Evasion Arithmetic Processing Cooperation Concealment
Probability Correction Swim Paralysis Attack Rot Attack
**[04:31] K**
I'm gonna assume this is the list of skills
I can grab with my current points.
**[04:36] K**
Damn, Miss Appraisal, this is too sweet!
**[04:41] K**
Let's see if I can find any skills that'll
help me with the middle stratum!
***SIGN*** Egg-Laying
Evasion
Arithmetic Processing
Cooperation
Probability Correction
Energy Conferment
Anger
Concealment
Dark Resistance
Wind Resistance
Lightning Resistance
**[04:46] K**
Especially since I can't use my webs.
***SIGN*** Wind Resistance
Earth Resistance
Lightning Resistance
Water Resistance
Instantaneous
Pride
***SIGN*** Pride
Required Points
**[04:52] K**
Pride?
**[04:53] K**
Pride... Pride...
**[04:56] K**
Bride... Slide... Flied... Cried...
**[04:59] K**
That's certainly a rowdy-sounding skill.
**[05:03] K**
"n% of the power necessary
to achieve godhood.
**[05:07] K**
Experience and proficiency gained
is significantly increased,
**[05:10] K**
along with an increase
in all ability levels."
**[05:13] K**
"Grants the ability to exceed the W System
and interfere with the MA Field."
**[05:19] K**
Oh, I see...
**[05:22] K**
But don't understand!
***SIGN*** Interference
(Intervention)
***SIGN*** Interference
(Signal)
**[05:23] K**
Interference?
**[05:25] K**
What kind of interference can there be
in a world without radio signals?
**[05:32] K**
I can make a bad joke, but there's
no one here to comment on it.
**[05:35] K**
That's the life of only the lonely.
**[05:38] K**
Well, moving right along,
**[05:40] K**
I understand the part where it boosts
my experience and proficiency,
**[05:44] K**
and how it revises my growth.
**[05:47] K**
Sounds cool, but isn't pride usually
known as one of the deadly sins?
**[05:51] K**
Like, the worst one, the one the
top demonic guy usually has?
**[05:56] K**
In terms of video games, you don't usually
see it come up unless we're talking
**[06:01] K**
about last boss class
enemies or cursed weapons.
**[06:03] K**
Real nasty stuff!
**[06:06] K**
Wait, I've seen this n%
and W stuff before...
**[06:09] K**
Scrolly, scrolly, scrolly, scrolly!
**[06:11] K**
This is it!
**[06:12] K**
Some totally bizarre skill.
**[06:14] K**
This has to have something
to do with it. I'm positive.
**[06:17] K**
No real evidence...
**[06:19] K**
But I've got a feeling!
**[06:21] K**
And that feeling says I need this skill!
**[06:23] Voice**
* You can use 100 skill points*
* to obtain the skill, Pride.*
***SIGN*** Pride
**[06:28] Voice**
*Obtain the skill?*
**[06:30] K**
Yes!
**[06:31] Voice**
*You have obtained Pride.*
***SIGN*** Skill:
obtained.
4>
Skill Points: 200
**[06:33] K**
Oh, yeah! I did it.
**[06:35] Voice**
*Proficiency level has risen.*
**[06:37] Skill**
*Taboo has risen to Level 4.*
**[06:41] K**
Taboo?
**[06:43] K**
I remember that now.
**[06:44] K**
I got the Kin Eater title from
eating my siblings, right?
**[06:48] K**
And that skill came with it.
***SIGN*** Taboo LV1
***SIGN*** "Taboo: Those who have violated a taboo obtain this skill.
You must never level it up."
The conditions have been met.
You have acquired the title .
Due to the effects of the title,
you have acquired the skills and .
**[06:51] K**
What the hell, the nasty-sounding
skill leveled up?!
**[06:53] K**
Was this a bad move?
**[06:55] Voice**
*The conditions have been met.*
**[06:57] Voice**
*You have acquired the title "Ruler of Pride."*
**[07:00] K**
Yeah!
**[07:01] Voice**
* Due to the effects of the*
* Ruler of Pride title,*
**[07:04] Voice**
* you have acquired the skills*
* Abyss Magic LV10 and Hades.*
**[07:06] K**
Man, I nailed it somehow! I keep getting
cooler and cooler-sounding stuff!
**[07:10] K**
Abyss sounds like high-end magic,
no matter how you slice it!
**[07:15] K**
First things first, let's check
out all my new stuff!
**[07:20] K**
Uh, is it me, or has this stuff increased
by hundreds since last time?
***SIGN*** Magic Power
Resistance
Abyss Magic: Abyssal Darkness
**[07:24] K**
The heck? Is it an effect from Pride?
**[07:26] K**
I'm not gonna complain if
the numbers go up, though!
**[07:29] K**
Very cool, Pride! Way to show me, Pride!
**[07:33] K**
As for Abyss Magic...
**[07:34] K**
Oh, wow, this all looks really strong,
like literal magic from Hell.
***SIGN*** Hades:
Manifest Hades.
**[07:40] K**
This one doesn't even sound like magic.
**[07:42] K**
Who the heck made this?
**[07:45] K**
I mean, Hades?
**[07:47] K**
That's obviously pretty dangerous.
**[07:50] K**
But if it's dangerous,
it might come in handy!
**[07:53] K**
Let's try it out!
**[07:55] K**
Be made manifest!
**[07:57] K**
Hey! Duh! Eez!
**[08:03] K**
Not even the faintest sign of anything!
**[08:05] K**
What the Hades was all that excitement for?
**[08:10] K**
Well, manifesting Hades is
hard to imagine, anyway.
**[08:13] K**
Oh, well. For now...
**[08:15] K**
Before I take another crack at the
Middle Stratum, I'll work on my new skills,
**[08:20] K**
so that I can withstand that sizzling heat!
**[08:24] K**
I mean, with all these skills...
***SIGN*** HP Auto-Recovery LV3
Poison Attack LV9
Demon Lord LV1
**[08:27] K**
Wait, Demon Lord?!
**[08:28] K**
There's a Demon Lord skill?!
**[08:30] K**
I had no idea!
***SIGN*** Demon Lord: Skill Level multiplied by a value of 100.
Increases stat levels.
Also increases all resistances.
**[08:33] K**
Demon Lord, Pride...
**[08:35] K**
Am I on the fast track to becoming
the last boss or something?!
**[08:37] K**
Well, first I need to clear the Middle Stratum,
and that means working on my skills!
**[08:42] K**
That means it's time to train!
**[08:45] K**
Maybe if... this works out...
**[08:48] K**
I'll actually call myself... the demon lord?
**[08:54] K**
"I am a spider!"
**[08:57] K**
"And the demon lord!"
**[08:58] K**
Yeah, right!
**[09:00] K**
Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho...
**[09:12] Shun**
Don't try and hop on me
without some warning first.
**[09:15] Fei**
L-Look, I said I was sorry.
**[09:18] Shun**
I have to say, though....
you've gotten bigger.
**[09:22] Fei**
I've evolved.
**[09:24] Fei**
This is still on the small side,
relatively speaking.
**[09:27] Fei**
I'm going to be even bigger
the next time I evolve.
**[09:31] Shun**
You might not fit in the room anymore.
**[09:34] Fei**
That would be a problem.
**[09:36] Shun**
Can I Appraise your stats?
**[09:38] Fei**
Go right ahead.
**[09:42] Shun**
Your core stats... are all above 700!
***SIGN*** Offense : 725
Defense : 733
Magic Power : 704
Resistance : 709
Speed : 708
**[09:46] Shun**
You've got me beat.
**[09:48] Fei**
Monsters do have better stat
growth than humans, after all.
**[09:52] Fei**
But I'm still on the weak side for a dragon.
**[09:56] Fei**
If I keep evolving, though, I might crack 1,000!
**[10:00] Shun**
In terms of pure stats,
**[10:02] Shun**
you might even be able to surpass
my brother, the Hero, Julius.
**[10:06] Shun**
You're no normal monster, Fei.
**[10:08] Shun**
You've got the strengths of
a human from reincarnating.
**[10:11] Shun**
If all the monsters out there were like you,
**[10:14] Shun**
I bet both humans and demons
would be extinct by now.
**[10:18] Fei**
That's not really the kind of
compliment a girl appreciates!
**[10:21] Shun**
If there were someone in a
similar situation to you,
**[10:24] Shun**
a monster with the
intelligence of a human...
**[10:27] Shun**
Well, there probably can't be too many,
considering out-there the idea is.
**[10:33] Shun**
I wonder if we should get a desk and
chair for you, since you've grown?
**[10:38] Fei**
I manage to reincarnate as a dragon,
and still find myself back in school...
**[10:42] Fei**
Makes me kind of wonder what the point was.
**[10:45] Class 1**
Good morning, Prince!
**[10:47] 2**
Good morning.
**[10:49] 3**
Good morning!
**[10:50] 3-4**
Good morning!
**[10:51] 5**
Good morning!
**[10:52] Shun**
Hey, good morning.
**[10:52] 6**
Good morning.
**[10:54] Shun**
Good morning!
**[10:54] 7**
Good morning.
**[10:56] Katia**
It seems slaying that Earth Dragon has made
you the center of the class's attention.
**[11:01] Shun**
Even though Fei did all the hard work.
**[11:06] Sue**
I am so proud!
**[11:08] Sue**
My brother is the champion of this academy!
**[11:10] Sue**
No, its Hero!
**[11:12] Shun**
Cut it out, Sue.
**[11:15] Katia**
Though some might envy that.
**[11:21] Katia**
I know he's just mad,
but that look scares me.
**[11:24] Katia**
Watch yourself, dude.
**[11:25] Shun**
I'll just try to avoid him.
**[11:27] Yuri**
Good morning, Shun-kun!
**[11:29] Shun**
Oh, good morn—
**[11:30] Yuri**
Have you decided to join the
Followers of the Word of God?
**[11:32] Shun**
This again?
**[11:34] Katia**
"Obtain skills and gain levels so that
you might hear the words of God."
**[11:39] Katia**
That's their credo, isn't it?
**[11:41] Yuri**
Right! I heard God's
voice a bunch yesterday!
**[11:45] Yuri**
I've cherished everything She's said,
ever since I lived at the church!
**[11:50] Yuri**
You've got a lot of skills, right, Shun-kun?
**[11:53] Yuri**
You should level up a lot,
so you can hear Her words more!
**[11:57] Shun**
Uh—
**[11:58] Yuri**
You can use the Appraisal skill, too, right?
**[12:00] Yuri**
If you see anyone with a skill
called "Taboo," let me know, okay?
**[12:03] Shun**
Taboo...
**[12:04] Yuri**
No one should be allowed to have a skill
that God has declared taboo, after all.
**[12:09] Yuri**
So we can't let them get away with it!
**[12:11] Yuri**
They don't even deserve to live.
**[12:12] Yuri**
We have to kill them!
**[12:14] Shun**
Wait, kill—
**[12:15] Yuri**
Let me know if you see one, okay?
**[12:17] Yuri**
It's a promise!
**[12:18] Yuri**
Remember, it's Taboo!
Keep an eye out for it.
**[12:21] Shun**
O-Okay...
**[12:22] Yuri**
So, how about it? Are you ready
to follow the word of God?
**[12:25] Sue**
So close...
**[12:26] Shun**
Well...
**[12:27] Yuri**
Are you?!
**[12:27] Shun**
Sorry, but I'm not really religious.
**[12:30] Yuri**
You can't say that, Shun-kun!
**[12:33] Yuri**
After all, the Followers of the Word
of God provide aid to the Hero!
**[12:37] Shun**
The Hero?
**[12:38] Yuri**
Right! That means the Hero
you look up to, Julius-sama,
**[12:43] Yuri**
is under the patronage of the Word of God!
**[12:46] Shun**
The Hero...
**[12:48] Shun**
Julius-niisama is...
**[12:50] Yuri**
We'll talk again later! Okay?
**[12:54] Yuri**
Don't forget about Taboo, okay?
**[12:56] Yuri**
Let me know if you see anyone with it!
**[12:57] Yuri**
So I can kill them!
**[12:58] Shun**
S-Sure... I'll keep it in mind.
**[13:01] Katia**
Yuri... no, Hasebe-san didn't
used to act like that.
**[13:06] Shun**
It might be because of the
environment she grew up in.
**[13:09] Fei**
I heard she was abandoned as a baby,
and raised in a church.
**[13:13] Shun**
She had her personality and memories
from before being reincarnated,
**[13:16] Shun**
but was abandoned by her parents...
**[13:18] Shun**
I can see how growing in a situation
like that would make someone
**[13:21] Shun**
paranoid enough about people that
they'd want to turn to religion.
**[13:28] Teacher**
Today, we'll have a lecture on how
magic effects are categorized.
**[13:33] K**
I wanna use magic!
**[13:38] K**
Right now, I think if someone asked me,
"Hey, wanna be a magical girl?"
**[13:42] K**
I'd actually say "yes."
**[13:44] K**
Spiderun, spiderun, mirachnid!
**[13:51] K**
I've grinded enough that
HP Auto-Recovery is at level 5,
**[13:55] K**
and with Fire Resistance boosted enough,
**[13:57] K**
I should be able to
withstand that heat somewhat.
**[14:01] K**
But I still have to find a way to
fight monsters hiding in that magma.
**[14:07] K**
I'd be able to fight without my webs
if I could use magic...
**[14:11] K**
But to use magic, I need the right skills.
**[14:15] K**
I wonder if I can find them...
***SIGN*** Magic Perception
***SIGN*** Magic Operation
**[14:18] K**
Huh? Detecting and operating magic?
**[14:22] K**
I bet you can't use magic without these!
**[14:27] K**
Should I pick them up?
**[14:29] K**
No way! I still remember that super migraine
I got when I used Detection!
**[14:35] K**
I know how Sun Wukong must've felt when that
ring on his head started to shrink now.
**[14:40] K**
I basically wrote off Detection after that,
**[14:43] K**
and if Perception works the same way,
it's gonna be pointless to grab it.
**[14:47] K**
That said, it's totally pointless to have
Abyss Magic if I can't actually use it.
**[14:52] K**
I'm caught in a failure cascade!
**[14:54] K**
And all this thinking is making me hungry!
**[14:57] K**
Guess I'll get a little hunting done!
***SIGN*** Earth Dragon Kagna
**[15:14] K**
An earth dragon? Besides Araba?
**[15:18] K**
Oh, crap, here it comes!
**[15:20] K**
It's stats were all in the quadruple digits!
**[15:22] K**
I don't stand a chance!
**[15:24] K**
This is really, really bad!
**[15:25] K**
What do I do?!
**[15:27] K**
I just have to go!
**[15:30] K**
Skitter, skitter...
**[15:32] K**
Here I am, back in the Middle Stratum!
**[15:34] K**
Aw, yeah! Time to take this place over!
**[15:37] K**
Yeah!
**[15:39] K**
Ugh, I have to psych myself
up to even try this.
**[15:43] K**
HP Auto-Recovery and Fire Resistance have
managed to offset the damage from the heat.
**[15:49] K**
But it's still so damn hot!
**[15:53] K**
These fireballs?!
***SIGN*** Elroe Gunerush
Offense : 83
Defense : 81
Magic Power : 79
Resistance : 77
Speed : 88
**[15:55] K**
It's the seahorse from before!
**[15:59] K**
But that speed won't be
enough to hit me anymore.
**[16:03] K**
Behold!
**[16:04] K**
I've gotta go fast!
**[16:05] K**
My godlike dodging puts me on the
same level as any video game character!
**[16:09] K**
But I can't go into the magma...
**[16:12] K**
And I can't use my webs,
I've got no way to attack.
**[16:16] K**
Both players are in a stalemate.
**[16:19] K**
Wait... his MP's almost gone!
**[16:22] K**
Those fireballs must use MP.
**[16:25] K**
He can't have many left—
not that he's stopping!
**[16:29] K**
No more MP.
**[16:31] K**
Now, what's your next move?
**[16:35] K**
He left the magma!
**[16:38] K**
And wow, so slow!
**[16:40] K**
What a dummy! I would've made a strategic
retreat as soon as I ran out of MP.
**[16:46] K**
Time to dodge backwards!
**[16:47] K**
And then deadly venom for the kill!
**[16:50] K**
Hot, hot!
**[16:55] K**
And that's one battle won!
**[17:01] K**
Gross...
**[17:02] K**
It's too hard, and feels like
I'm chewing on a tire.
**[17:10] K**
Another seahorse?
**[17:17] K**
A catfish this time, huh?
**[17:20] K**
So strong!
***SIGN*** Elroe Guneseven
the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
Omnivorous, and able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
***SIGN*** Able to swallow anything with its massive mouth.>
**[17:25] K**
Yeah, I bet!
**[17:27] K**
This thing is tough...
**[17:29] K**
Better not press my luck.
**[17:30] K**
I was on an upward trend after
winning that first battle,
**[17:33] K**
but getting carried away is
only gonna hurt in the end.
**[17:36] K**
Sorry to let so much of you
go to waste, Mr. Seahorse.
**[17:38] K**
But I've learned my lesson, y'know?
**[17:42] K**
Just don't notice me.
Seriously, don't, okay?
**[17:48] K**
This doesn't seem fair!
**[17:51] K**
I wasn't getting carried away,
and I'm still in big trouble!
**[17:57] K**
And... backstep!
**[17:59] K**
So close!
**[18:01] K**
What the hell! This one's got legs, too?!
**[18:03] K**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[18:04] K**
Oh, great, so does the other one!
**[18:07] K**
You gotta let people know when
you're done in the bath, y'know!
**[18:10] K**
I'm trapped! I'm totally trapped!
**[18:12] K**
In that case, I'm going to
take you down, Catfish #1!
**[18:15] K**
Poison web!
***SIGN*** Poison
**[18:19] K**
* My webs burn up so fast down here,*
* they're not particularly useful, but...*
**[18:22] K**
* Here's hoping at least a*
* little bit gets through!*
**[18:28] K**
It burnt up anyway!
**[18:31] K**
But its HP has gone down some!
**[18:33] K**
Thanks to my training, I can coat
my webs with poison now, too!
**[18:38] K**
I can use the poison webs
to chip away their HP!
**[18:40] K**
Okay, time for Phase 2!
***SIGN***
**[18:46] K**
Swallow... *anything*?
**[18:49] K**
Poison Synthesis, activate!
**[18:51] K**
And then a nimble backstep!
**[18:53] K**
That was a close one!
**[18:59] K**
How's that? My Spider Venom was already
enough to take down those big monkeys,
**[19:03] K**
and thanks to my training,
it's evolved into Deadly Spider Venom!
**[19:08] K**
Still, it's more effective than I imagined.
**[19:10] K**
I almost scare myself.
**[19:13] K**
But this is no time for bragging!
There's another one out there!
**[19:16] K**
But he's chickening out.
**[19:19] K**
Hey, I get it. Especially after
seeing what happened to your buddy.
**[19:22] K**
Wow, am I actually pretty strong?
**[19:24] K**
Maybe strong enough to act a little cocky?
**[19:27] K**
Now, to finish him off.
**[19:29] K**
Hot, hot, hothothot!
**[19:33] K**
Maybe my stats have gone up
after two wins in a row!
***SIGN***
Acquired Skills:
Requirements: Obtain
Effects: MP, Magic, Resistance stats are increased.
Positive correction to mental skill proficiencies. Obtain access to ruling class privileges.
Explanation:
**[19:36] K**
H-Hey, Appraisal's gotten to the point
where I can see details about my title!
**[19:42] K**
What exactly are "ruling
class privilwhatevers"?
**[19:46] K**
What the heck? And I get to use that?
**[19:49] Voice**
* Ruler of Pride is currently unable*
* to exercise her authority.*
**[19:53] K**
So I can't?!
**[19:55] K**
Well, this has got to at least be
more tender than that seahorse.
**[19:58] K**
Here's hoping the flavor
is more mellow, too.
**[20:13] K**
Delicious!
**[20:18] K**
This is good! Awesome, even! Catfish!
**[20:25] K**
It's fantastic!
**[20:26] K**
Tastier than any monster I've eaten!
**[20:30] K**
You get the simple flavor of fish,
with just the right amount of fat!
**[20:33] K**
Then top it off with the fluffy
softness of the skin!
**[20:38] K**
It all comes together to create a mysterious
texture harmony that rings out in your mouth!
**[20:41] K**
It's like a great labyrinth
of gourmet delight!
**[20:46] K**
So good!
**[20:47] K**
I can't stop scarfing!
**[20:48] K**
I wish I had some rice!
**[20:54] K**
Some steaming rice and catfish!
**[20:56] K**
I bet I could down five bowls!
**[20:57] K**
Bread would be fine, if there's no rice!
**[21:00] K**
Catfish burger!
**[21:01] K**
Catfish pasta!
**[21:03] K**
And catfish nanban soba!
**[21:06] K**
Man, I blew it!
**[21:08] K**
If I'd known they tasted so good, I wouldn't
have let the other one get away.
**[21:12] K**
For now, I'll savor this catfish!
**[21:15] K**
Because it's so good!
**[21:17] K**
I'm so glad to be alive!
**[21:24] K**
All right, time for catfish hunting!
**[21:26] K**
I don't care how strong they are!
I'm ready to risk my life!
**[21:29] K**
Catfish! Catfish! Catfish! Come on! Catfish!
**[21:35] K**
Let's go! Just you wait, catfish,
I'm going to eat your kind into extinction!
**[21:39] K**
Catfish! Go! Catfish! Now, sing along!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
And now, Kumoko-san's story,
summarized as the intro to this song!
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Normal!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
High schooler!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Classics!
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Lesson!
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
And then a sudden
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Disaster!
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Time!
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Passes!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Consciousness!
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
Regained!
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
She's a spider now!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Aah, total chaos!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kumoko skittering every which way in a panic!
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Day in and day out in the great labyrinth!☆
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's survival of the fittest
but hang in there, Kumoko!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
By the way, her starting stats
are absolutely minimal! ☆ (V!)
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Scary enemies! (Yeah!)
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Nasty eats! (Yeah, yeah!)
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sweating bullets, anxious sobbing, unlucky☆!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Even if my home is suddenly burnt
down, I won't give up☆! (Yay!)
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Remember the magic words:
"Gimme back my house!"
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, the isekai reincarnation
she's dreamed of...
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Was to have a starring role
as a beautiful girl on easy street!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Man, is there any skill to turn this around?!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Appraisal? Thread Control?
Telekinesis? Throw? Expel?
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Concentration? Perseverance?
Satiation? Stealth? Evasion?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Utility Thread? Poison Synthesis?
Medicine Synthesis?
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Heresy Attack? Rot Attack?
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Assorted Evil Eyes?!
Height of Occultism?! Parallel Minds?!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
My last resort's a desperation attack
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Oraoraoraoraoraoraora
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Time to do whatever it takes!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
More and more with the brute force
to pour on skills by the ton!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
To tear them up and
shred them to bits AHHHH!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!
I wanna survive, I wanna survive!
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
I'm gonna live no matter what! AHHHH!
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
I'd really like a break from
living in this crappy game
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
I kinda thought a reincarnation
would be a chance to enjoy life
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Why did I have to get such
a brutal start?! Seriously!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
You're gonna pay for this, Administrator D!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
It's pitch black in the
grand labyrinth again today
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
And I'm betting it all on survival still
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I guess it's fun in it's own way but
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
I seriously don't get it,
I mean, why I'd have to be
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
A freaking spider?!
**[23:23] Goyef**
That path leads to the Middle Stratum
of the Great Elroe Labyrinth.
**[23:29] Goyef**
This is where things truly
become dangerous...
**[23:32] Goyef**
Julius-sama.
***SIGN*** Next time on
So I'm a Spider, So What?
***SIGN*** The Hero, and the Demon Lord?
***SIGN*** See you next time!