E6 - Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly, s-s-suddenly
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    S-s-suddenly we're getting started!
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
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    My name is Anubis!
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    He's a god!
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    Hard at work once again today!
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    Let's do our best!
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    A-see...
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    Up he goes!
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    A-saw...
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    And down...
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    A-see!
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    And up!
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    Saw!
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    And Down!
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    See! Saw!
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    Up!
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    Down!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Come on, come on!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    Boo-yah!
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    S-s-s-s-suddenly!
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    And now everybody, it's time for the show!
[01:02] Narrator
    Where there is light, there is darkness.
[01:04] Narrator
    And where there is Ra, there is also Apep.
SIGN    Suddenly, A Strategy Meeting
[01:07] Narrator
    Apep is the incarnation of darkness and evil,
[01:10] Narrator
    and existed in the primordial waters
    before the world itself was created.
[01:16] Apep
    It is I, Apep!
[01:18] Apep
    And yes, I was born before
    everyone's so-called father, Ra!
[01:23] Narrator
    Does that make you everyone's grandpa, Apep?
[01:27] Apep
    G-Grandpa?
[01:28] Apep
    It does not! ...I think.
[01:32] Apep
    My beloved chaos, the time has come
    for my long-awaited vengeance.
[01:38] Apep
    That being the case,
[01:40] Apep
    we will hereby commence this
    "What do I need to do to beat Ra?" meeting.
[01:45] Anubis
    Sata! Sata, your tail is showing!
[01:48] Sata
    Oh, pardon me. There we go...
[01:51] Apep
    Is Sata around?
[01:53] Thoth
    She is not!
[01:54] Narrator
    Actually, the whole gang's here.
[01:57] Apep
    Right then, does anyone have any brilliant
    ideas as to how I can beat Ra?
[02:02] Anubis
    Me!
[02:03] Anubis
    I think it'd be good if you
    beat him in rock-paper-scissors!
[02:05] Thoth
    That would result in a quick,
    definitive victory.
[02:09] Thoth
    All right, here we go!
[02:11] Thoth
    Rock paper...
[02:12] Ra/Apep
    Scissors!
[02:13] Narrator
    Who exactly won here?
[02:18] Apep
    Any other suggestions?
[02:20] Bastet
    An eating contest!
[02:23] Wenet
    This will be your appetizer,
    organic carpaccio.
[02:27] Ra
    That looks delicious!
[02:29] Wenet
    Next is your pre-appetizer,
[02:32] Wenet
    your pre-pre-appetizer,
    and then the one that comes before that.
[02:35] Ra
    I wonder if I can make it to desert?
[02:39] Apep
    I challenge you to see
    who can eat the most, Ra!
[02:42] Ra
    And if I win?
[02:43] Apep
    The loser pays for the winner's meal!
[02:45] Bastet
    Ready? Go!
[02:48] Ra/Apep
    Thank you for this food.
[02:54] Apep
    I am Apep! He whose stomach is chaos itself!
[02:57] Apep
    What?!
[02:59] Ra
    Magnificent. It really melts in your mouth.
[03:03] Ra
    Wenet, you have truly captured
    the magic of your ingredients.
[03:06] Wenet
    I'm glad you really enjoyed it.
[03:10] Apep
    I've lost...
[03:11] Narrator
    It was supposed to be an eating contest,
    but it looks like he's accepted defeat.
[03:16] Medjed
    Here.
[03:18] Apep
    It costs this much?!
[03:20] Ra
    And it was delicious. Thanks for that.
[03:24] Apep
    How do I defeat Ra?!
[03:27] Sata
    Let's see...
[03:28] Sata
    How about a karaoke battle?
[03:32] Narrator
    For whose sake did he leave on that journey?
[03:35] Narrator
    For whose sake, is he all alone?
[03:38] Narrator
    Spending day and night aboard a tiny boat,
    hoping to protect everyone's happiness.
[03:43] Narrator
    Let's now hear "Egyptian Winter Scene."
[03:51] Anubis
    Wow!
[03:54] Toth
    I can't stop crying!
[03:56] Medjed
    Bravo!
[03:58] Bastet
    90 points!
[04:03] Ra
    Yo, yo, check it out.
[04:05] Ra
    Here we go, yeah...
[04:07] Ra
    I'm on the Nile in the winter,
    a place you never been near,
[04:10] Ra
    'cuz if you had been born here,
    you wouldn't be sitting in the rear!
[04:13] Everyone
    He's rapping!
[04:15] Bastet
    91 points!
[04:17] Apep
    I won!
[04:20] Apep
    Have you learned your place now, Ra?!
[04:22] Ra
    Yes, that was a wonderful rap.
[04:28] Sata
    I'm singing too!
[04:31] Bastet
    100 points!
[04:32] Sata
    Thank you!
[04:34] Apep
    Unbelievable...
[04:36] Apep
    This won't stand!
    We're practicing until morning, Ra!
[04:40] Ra
    Right!
[04:42] Narrator
    And so Apep and Ra went on
    singing karaoke until the sun came up.
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    **