E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents

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SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
[00:27] Nar
    I know this is sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Ra and Apep
[00:30] Nar
    And the father of all the gods, Ra,
    is almost done with his latest trip.
[00:39] Ra
    The waves are nice and calm today.
[00:42] Ra
    I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
    this time. I hope the kids like them.
[00:55] Medjed
    Round and around and around...
[01:03] Apep
    I am Apep!
[01:05] Apep
    The embodiment of evil and chaos,
    here to spread cha...os?
[01:21] Narr
    Oh, dear.
[01:23] Narr
    You really shouldn't spill
    chaos all over the ocean.
[01:31] Ra
    I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
    so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
[01:44] Medjed
    Twirly, twirly, twirl...
[01:44] Ra
    Is the wind picking up?
[01:52] Apep
    Ra! Your voyage ends now!
[01:55] Apep
    Today, you will breathe your last
    as you struggle in my clutches...
[02:00] Ra
    Come on, wind! Keep it up!
[02:04] Ra
    Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
[02:09] Ra
    I'm coming home!
[02:15] Ra
    All right, I'm almost there.
[02:19] Ra
    Here I come, kids!
[02:28] Apep
    This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
[02:31] Apep
    And I will fill the world with chaos!
[02:35] Apep
    Huh? Wha?
[02:36] Apep
    Ra? Ra!
[02:38] Apep
    I can sense him.
[02:39] Apep
    Curses! Where has he gone?!
[02:41] Apep
    Stop hiding and face me!
[02:44] Apep
    Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
[02:48] Apep
    Where are you hiding?!
[02:50] Apep
    You coward!
[02:51] Apep
    Get out here! Ra!
[02:53] Chaos
    Float...
[02:53] Apep
    Show yourself!
SIGN    Upsy
SIGN    Upsy Daisy
[03:08] Nar
    News has spread that everyone's dad,
    Ra, will be arriving soon.
SIGN    Suddenly, Souvenirs
[03:14] Nar
    The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.
[03:19] Anubis
    Should be any time now, right?
[03:20] Thoth
    I believe so.
[03:22] Horus
    I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
[03:24] Thoth
    The... souvenirs, right...
[03:27] Thoth
    I believe last time we got...
[03:29] Anbunis
    Pennants, right?
[03:31] Bastet
    Wait, those weren't dust rags?
[03:33] Thoth
    That's not the intended use, no.
[03:36] Anubis
    Hey, he's back!
[03:40] Ra
    Tap.
SIGN    Tap
[03:43] Ra
    I'm home, everybody!
[03:48] Horus
    Hug!
SIGN    Pat
[03:49] Ra
    I'm home, Horus.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:51] Horus
    Welcome back!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:53] Ra
    I'm home, Anubis!
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:55] Anubis
    Welcome home!
[03:57] Ra
    I'm home, Thoth.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[03:59] Thoth
    It's good to have you back.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:01] Ra
    I'm home, Medjed.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[04:04] Medjed
    Welcome home.
SIGN    Pat
[04:05] Ra
    I'm home, Bastet!
SIGN    Pat
[04:09] Bastet
    W-Welcome b-back.
[04:11] Ra
    It was a wonderful trip.
[04:14] Ra
    Have you all been well?
[04:16] Everyone but thoth
    Yeah!
[04:16] Thoth
    We have!
[04:18] Ra
    Good, good.
[04:19] Ra
    I'm glad to hear it.
[04:22] Ra
    Now, I know what you're waiting for...
[04:23] Ra
    It's time for souvenirs!
SIGN    Here
[04:26] Everyone
    Yay!
SIGN    Yay
[04:27] Ra
    Okay, then.
[04:29] Ra
    Everyone, line up, please.
[04:32] Everyone
    Okay!
[04:34] Ra
    I picked up some t-shirts
    from a foreign country.
SIGN    Dog
[04:37] Ra
    What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
[04:39] Anunbis
    Dog...
SIGN    Tottori
[04:40] Ra
    Here you are, Thoth.
[04:41] Thoth
    Thoth-ori...
[04:43] Ra
    Here's yours, Medjed.
[04:44] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
SIGN    Penguin
[04:46] Ra
    And yours, Horus.
SIGN    Pen...
[04:48] Horus
    Pen...guin...
SIGN    guin...
[04:51] Ra
    Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
SIGN    Mercat
[04:53] Ra
    Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
[04:56] Medjed
    Yay, yay, yay!
[04:57] Ra
    I have to say, they suit all of you
    just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
[05:02] Anubis
    Th... Thank you... very much...
[05:06] Ra
    Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
    I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
[05:11] Everyone except Medjed
    Y...Yay?
[05:16] Narration
    Everyone is happy to have their dad back
    from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...
[05:23] Narration
    But let's just say the Egyptian gods think
    his selections leave room for improvement.