# E5 - Suddenly, Ra and Apep / Suddenly, Presents Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGDZQ5/suddenly-ra-and-apep--suddenly-presents)
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***SIGN***    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God
**[00:27] Nar**
*    I know this is sudden, but this is*
*    the world of the Egyptian gods.*
***SIGN***    Suddenly, Ra and Apep
**[00:30] Nar**
*    And the father of all the gods, Ra,*
*    is almost done with his latest trip.*
**[00:39] Ra**
    The waves are nice and calm today.
**[00:42] Ra**
    I'm pretty proud of the souvenirs I bought back
    this time. I hope the kids like them.
**[00:55] Medjed**
    Round and around and around...
**[01:03] Apep**
    I am Apep!
**[01:05] Apep**
    The embodiment of evil and chaos,
    here to spread cha...os?
**[01:21] Narr**
    Oh, dear.
**[01:23] Narr**
    You really shouldn't spill
    chaos all over the ocean.
**[01:31] Ra**
    I made sure the souvenirs were Egystagrammable,
    so I bet even Bastet will be happy.
**[01:44] Medjed**
    Twirly, twirly, twirl...
**[01:44] Ra**
    Is the wind picking up?
**[01:52] Apep**
    Ra! Your voyage ends now!
**[01:55] Apep**
    Today, you will breathe your last
    as you struggle in my clutches...
**[02:00] Ra**
    Come on, wind! Keep it up!
**[02:04] Ra**
    Anubis, Thoth, Bastet, Horus, Medjed,
**[02:09] Ra**
    I'm coming home!
**[02:15] Ra**
    All right, I'm almost there.
**[02:19] Ra**
    Here I come, kids!
**[02:28] Apep**
    This time, you actually are finished, Ra!
**[02:31] Apep**
    And I will fill the world with chaos!
**[02:35] Apep**
    Huh? Wha?
**[02:36] Apep**
    Ra? Ra!
**[02:38] Apep**
    I can sense him.
**[02:39] Apep**
    Curses! Where has he gone?!
**[02:41] Apep**
    Stop hiding and face me!
**[02:44] Apep**
    Ra! Where are you?! Ra!
**[02:48] Apep**
    Where are you hiding?!
**[02:50] Apep**
    You coward!
**[02:51] Apep**
    Get out here! Ra!
**[02:53] Chaos**
    Float...
**[02:53] Apep**
    Show yourself!
***SIGN***    Upsy
***SIGN***    Upsy Daisy
**[03:08] Nar**
*    News has spread that everyone's dad,*
*    Ra, will be arriving soon.*
***SIGN***    Suddenly, Souvenirs
**[03:14] Nar**
    *The Egyptian gods are excited and waiting.*
**[03:19] Anubis**
    Should be any time now, right?
**[03:20] Thoth**
    I believe so.
**[03:22] Horus**
    I'm looking forward to the souvenirs.
**[03:24] Thoth**
    The... souvenirs, right...
**[03:27] Thoth**
    I believe last time we got...
**[03:29] Anbunis**
    Pennants, right?
**[03:31] Bastet**
    Wait, those weren't dust rags?
**[03:33] Thoth**
    That's not the intended use, no.
**[03:36] Anubis**
    Hey, he's back!
**[03:40] Ra**
    Tap.
***SIGN***    Tap
**[03:43] Ra**
    I'm home, everybody!
**[03:48] Horus**
    Hug!
***SIGN***    Pat
**[03:49] Ra**
    I'm home, Horus.
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[03:51] Horus**
    Welcome back!
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[03:53] Ra**
    I'm home, Anubis!
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[03:55] Anubis**
    Welcome home!
**[03:57] Ra**
    I'm home, Thoth.
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[03:59] Thoth**
    It's good to have you back.
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[04:01] Ra**
    I'm home, Medjed.
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
***SIGN***    Pat
**[04:04] Medjed**
    Welcome home.
***SIGN***    Pat
**[04:05] Ra**
    I'm home, Bastet!
***SIGN***    Pat
**[04:09] Bastet**
    W-Welcome b-back.
**[04:11] Ra**
    It was a wonderful trip.
**[04:14] Ra**
    Have you all been well?
**[04:16] Everyone but thoth**
    Yeah!
**[04:16] Thoth**
    We have!
**[04:18] Ra**
    Good, good.
**[04:19] Ra**
    I'm glad to hear it.
**[04:22] Ra**
    Now, I know what you're waiting for...
**[04:23] Ra**
    It's time for souvenirs!
***SIGN***    Here
**[04:26] Everyone**
    Yay!
***SIGN***    Yay
**[04:27] Ra**
    Okay, then.
**[04:29] Ra**
    Everyone, line up, please.
**[04:32] Everyone**
    Okay!
**[04:34] Ra**
    I picked up some t-shirts
    from a foreign country.
***SIGN***    Dog
**[04:37] Ra**
    What do you think? Pretty cool, right?
**[04:39] Anunbis**
    Dog...
***SIGN***    Tottori
**[04:40] Ra**
    Here you are, Thoth.
**[04:41] Thoth**
    Thoth-ori...
**[04:43] Ra**
    Here's yours, Medjed.
**[04:44] Medjed**
    Yay, yay, yay!
***SIGN***    Penguin
**[04:46] Ra**
    And yours, Horus.
***SIGN***    Pen...
**[04:48] Horus**
    Pen...guin...
***SIGN***    guin...
**[04:51] Ra**
    Yours looks great on you, Bastet!
***SIGN***    Mercat
**[04:53] Ra**
    Let's take some pictures! Click, click, click!
**[04:56] Medjed**
    Yay, yay, yay!
**[04:57] Ra**
    I have to say, they suit all of you
    just great! Totally Egystagrammable!
**[05:02] Anubis**
    Th... Thank you... very much...
**[05:06] Ra**
    Mmhm. Since you like them so much, maybe
    I should pick up some more t-shirts next time!
**[05:11] Everyone except Medjed**
    Y...Yay?
**[05:16] Narration**
*    Everyone is happy to have their dad back*
*    from his trip, and grateful for the souvenirs...*
**[05:23] Narration**
*    But let's just say the Egyptian gods think*
*    his selections leave room for improvement.*