E1 - Suddenly, Egyptian Gods / Suddenly, Anubis

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SIGN    Suddenly, Egyptian Gods
[00:25] Medjeg
    Okay, the end of the line is right here.
[00:27] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
SIGN    End of the line
[00:29] Souls
    Soul! Soul! Soul! Soul!
[00:34] Anubis
    Alrighty, if you could all
    line up single-file...
[00:39] Anubis
    Thoth, could you please write these down?
[00:41] Thoth
    Understood, Anubis. I'll handle it.
[00:45] Anubis
    Now, everyone...
[00:46] Anubis
    It's judgment time!
SIGN    Woo!
[00:48] Toth
    Woo!
[00:49] Anubis
    Okay, just hop right on.
SIGN    Klonk
[00:52] A
    Okay, down you go.
[00:53] T
    Down.
[00:53] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[00:54] Anubis
    And up you go.
[00:56] T
    Up.
[00:56] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[00:57] ---
    Klonk
[00:57] A
    You'll be going down.
[00:58] Souls
    Soul...
[00:58] T
    Down.
SIGN    Bonk
[01:00] Anubis
    Up and away!
[01:01] T
    Up.
[01:01] Souls
    Soul!
SIGN    Klonk
[01:02] ---
    Klonk
[01:03] A
    Get on down.
[01:03] T
    Down.
[01:03] Souls
    Soul...
SIGN    Bonk
[01:05] Souls
    Soul...
[01:05] Anubis
    Upy daisy!
[01:06] T
    Up.
[01:07] T
    If the next person in line could step up.
[01:09] ---
    Soul.
[01:10] Anubis
    Hey, I think Ra is gonna
    be back any time now.
[01:14] Anubis
    Down you go.
[01:16] Anubis
    I wonder what he brought us.
[01:17] Anubis
    Up for you.
[01:18] T
    And up...
[01:19] T
    Probably another pennant.
[01:21] A
    I want a wooden sword— Down!
[01:23] T
    Down.
[01:24] A
    That'd be nice.
[01:26] A
    Up you go!
[01:27] T
    Up...
[01:27] T
    Why do you want one?
[01:35] A
    That's a good question.
[01:38] SFX Voice
    Ding dong, ding dong...
[01:42] A
    Guess that's it for today.
[01:44] T
    We'll see you all tomorrow.
[01:46] A
    See ya!
[01:47] Medjed
    Come on in, everyone.
[01:50] A
    Another honest day's work!
    Gives me stiff shoulders, I tell ya.
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
[01:55] T
    It did, did it?
[01:58] A
    What should we eat today?
[01:58] Scorpion
    Scorp...
[02:00] T
    How does koshary sound?
[02:01] Scorpion
    Scorp
[02:02] A
    Didn't we have that yesterday?
[02:04] T
    I could honestly eat koshary for every meal.
[02:07] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp scorp!
[02:07] A
    Let's have koshary, then!
[02:09] T
    You want to eat here?
[02:10] A
    Sounds good!
[02:10] Scorpion
    Scorp scorp...
[02:14] A
    Hello? Two servings of koshary, please.
[02:17] A
    What toppings do you want?
[02:19] T
    I'll take eggs, eggs, and eggs, please.
[02:23] Scorpion
    Scorp... scorp scorp scorp!
[02:23] A
    They're asking if you want to substitute
    one of those eggs with bacon.
[02:29] Medjed
    Beam!
[02:35] Scorpion
    Scorp!
[02:38] A
    Okay, make one bacon—
[03:11] A
    They're asking if we mean double bacon.
[03:15] T
    No! I said egg, egg, and bacon!
[03:21] Narration
    It's a bit sudden, but this is
    the world of the Egyptian gods.
SIGN    Suddenly, Anubis
[03:42] Narr
    Anubis.
SIGN    Heh heh heh
[03:45] Narr
    He is the god of the underworld.
[03:49] Narr
    Anubis judges the weight of souls.
[03:54] A
    Wee!
[03:55] Narr
    While he is certainly having fun,
    he is not simply playing around.
[03:58] A
    Wee!
[04:00] A
    Wee!
[04:00] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] Medjed?
    Bonk!
[04:02] A
    Wee!
[04:04] A
    Wee!
[04:04] Narr
    Actually, he is.
[04:04] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:05] ---
    Wee!
[04:05] Medjed?
    Klonk!
[04:07] Medjed
    Yo.
[04:08] T
    Okay.
[04:09] Both
    Tag!
[04:16] A
    Zoom!
[04:24] A
    So floaty...
[04:33] A
    Hey there, little birdies. Good afternoon!
[04:38] A
    Bye bye!
[04:43] Narr
    Huh? Anubis, are you going to be okay?
[04:46] Narr
    Are you... able to fly?
[05:03] Narr
    Anubis makes mummies as a hobby.
[05:06] Narr
    When he gets a day off, he spends
    the whole day crafting them.
[05:19] Narr
    This is Thoth. The god of
    wisdom, and Anubis's friend.
SIGN    Besties
[05:23] Thoth
    Besties!
[05:25] Narr
    Do you have any feelings
    about Anubis' mummy-making?
[05:28] Thoth
    I personally think it's a good idea for
    everyone to have at least one hobby.
[05:34] Thoth
    Or, y'know, every Egyptian god.
[05:37] Thoth
    Anubis in particular works late
     every day, making sure that
[05:40] ---
    the souls of the dead get where they're going.
SIGN    Wrap
SIGN    Wrap
[05:43] Thoth
    He's also got a variety of other solutions
[05:46] ---
    that he's working on in his
    agenda to fix things that—
[05:50] Narr
    He's turning you into a mummy.
    Are you gonna be okay?
[05:55] A
    Sorry! I got carried away...
SIGN    Eheheh
[06:01] Narr
    Anubis is the slightly mischievous god of the
    underworld, whose hobby is mummy-making.