E1 - Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods

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SIGN    Season 2
SIGN    Egyptian Gods Banquet
[00:00] Medjed
    Ohhh! Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly...
SIGN    Suddenly, Welcoming Back the Egyptian Gods
[00:06] Ra
    Well, everyone, it's good to see you again!
    It's me, your old dad, Ra!
[00:11] Ra
    Ahem, ahem...
[00:13] Ra
    It is an honor to be here before
    your assembled number here, today.
[00:15] Medjed
    Butterfly, butterfly!
[00:18] Set
    You want some?!
[00:19] Horus
    Why, do you want some?!
[00:22] Horus
    Seeing my beloved children
[00:24] Horus
    grow into such fine individuals
    brings a tear of pride to my eye, every day.
[00:26] Toth
    I thought it was glaringly bright.
[00:28] Anubis
    You don't think it was just kinda... shiny?
[00:30] Set
    Come on, then! Get some!
[00:31] Horus
    Still, I'm not quite ready to retire
    as the god of the sun just yet,
[00:32] Horus
    I don't want some! I want none, actually!
[00:35] Horus
    and it's my intention to continue
    to dedicate myself, with gusto.
[00:38] Horus
    I'm not letting you youngsters outdo me!
[00:40] Horus
    Yeah!
[00:45] Horus
    Flop...
[00:50] Horus
    Well, let the show begin!
[00:51] Horus
    Heave, ho, heave, ho...
SIGN    Oh, Suddenly Egyptian Gods
[00:58] Narrator
    I know this is sudden,
    but it's good to see you all again.
[01:02] Narrator
    Yes, it seems we've met again.
SIGN    Khnum's Pottery Class
[01:06] Narrator
    It looks like the Egyptian gods
    are working and playing hard again, today.
[01:18] Anubis
    All right.
[01:19] Narrator
    Here we have Thoth and Anubis
    carrying out their jobs of weighing souls.
[01:20] Soul
    Soul!
[01:22] Soul
    Soul!
[01:24] Soul
    Soul!
[01:26] Anubis
    Come on, guys, let's work hard again today...
[01:30] Narrator
    That... is you, right, Anubis?
[01:31] Anubis
    Yeah, it's me.
[01:33] Anubis
    Down we go...
[01:35] Narrator
    Oh, pardon me.
[01:37] Anubis
    It's okay. Now, up...
[01:40] Thoth
    Anubis, let's take a break.
SIGN    Flop Floppy...
[01:44] Narrator
    Why are you so worn out, Anubis?
[01:48] Anubis
    Well, it started a few days ago...
[01:52] Sat
    Thank you all so much!
[01:54] Anubis/Thoth
    Yap yap yap yap yap!
[01:54] Sat
    I love you all!
[01:59] Narrator
    Oh, dear, it looks like
    Anubis and Thoth are fighting.
[02:03] Narrator
    You don't see that, often.
[02:04] Anubis
    Wrappy wrappy wrappy wrappy!
[02:17] Anubis
    Aw, shoot, I need to head to work.
[02:27] Narrator
    I see. You were so immersed in
    crafting mummies that you forgot to eat...
[02:31] Anubis
    Work...
[02:33] Anubis
    Still... gotta... work...
[02:36] Anubis
    Oof, oof...
[02:37] Thoth
    What am I going to do with you, Anubis?
[02:40] Anubis
    Gotta work... gotta work...
[02:43] Thoth
    Anubis, look over here.
[02:45] Anubis
    Yes?
[02:47] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy.
[02:50] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:53] Anubis
    Sleep... sleepy...
[02:54] Thoth
    You are getting oh so sleepy...
[02:58] Thoth
    With every swing, swing, swing,
    swing you're more sleepy...
[03:01] Thoth
    Deeper and deeper, you get more sleepy...
[03:04] Anubis
    Thoth...
[03:05] Thoth
    Sleepy... sleepy...
[03:07] Thoth
    Sleep.... slee...
[03:21] Medjed
    Good grief.
[03:22] Anubis
    Zzz...
[03:28] Medjed
    All right, next in line, come on.
[03:31] Narrator
    Working together to get the job done;
    that's teamwork for you.
[03:32] Souls
    Soul!
[03:34] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Souls
    Soul!
[03:36] Narrator
    I think?
[03:42] Narrator
    Good morning, Anubis, Thoth.
[03:46] Both
    Good morning!
[03:56] Narrator
    It looks like they've made up.
[03:56] Anubis
    Sorry about before...
[03:59] Thoth
    It's quite all right, Anubis!
[03:59] Narrator
    All's well that ends well.
[04:01] Narrator
    I wonder what they were
    fighting over, in the first place?
[04:01] Anubis
    Aw, Thoth!
[04:08] Anubis
    So this is an onsen tamago-style egg?
[04:10] Thoth
    Indeed it is!
[04:12] Anubis
    Guess I'll eat up!
[04:15] Anubis
    Hey, I love how gooey it is!
[04:18] Anubis
    Come on, Thoth, eat yours!
[04:21] Thoth
    I...
[04:22] Anubis
    I?
[04:24] Thoth
    I wanted to eat mine first!
[04:26] Anubis
    What brought that on?!
[04:31] Narrator
    It's wonderful that they've made up.
[04:34] Anubis
    Sorry again, Thoth.
[04:36] Thoth
    Likewise!
[04:39] Narrator
    Well, everyone, this might be sudden,
    but I hope you'll join us again.
[04:44] Thoth/Anubis
    Please do!